00:02GADGET!
00:30So this big round thing shines this weird light on my truck, and my dog stops barking and starts a
00:37singing opera.
00:38Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro!
00:41Reposterous!
00:42And it lands, and these silvery creatures with great big eyes come out.
00:47Outrageous!
00:48And I look around, and there's all these space aliens listening to a singing dog.
00:55You are absolutely right, General Sutter.
00:58This is the silliest thing I have ever heard, space aliens.
01:03Be that as it may nose hair, we must investigate.
01:06It's a complete waste of time, so we'll send someone we can afford to lose.
01:11Now, Gadget, I'll send him right away.
01:14Gadget is too valuable. You go.
01:17On me?
01:19I've arranged appropriate transportation for you to the town of Squeaky Springs.
01:23Go down there, question the locals, confirm there's nothing there,
01:27and come back.
01:28Yes, sir. Generate, sir.
01:49Pardon me, Monsieur LeBumpkin.
01:52I know this may sound silly, but have you by chance seen any space aliens?
01:59Space aliens?
02:04Man wants to know if we've seen any space aliens.
02:12Oh, sure, mister. We got nothing but aliens.
02:16Go to the diner, and an alien will take your order.
02:19Go to the gas station, aliens will check your oil.
02:22But just last week, my sister married an alien.
02:31Yes, that is very funny.
02:34Oh, I'm not joking.
02:41I'll show y'all the proof you could ask for. Follow me.
02:46You notice how it's just the right size and shape to hold the flying saucer?
02:52Hmm. Go take a look.
02:57I compliment you on your delightful hole in the ground.
03:01Excellent craftsmanship.
03:03But you're not fooling anyone.
03:06There are no aliens.
03:08Now, you can just hang on to your overalls of mine.
03:12That old flying saucer's as regular as old Bessie.
03:15Comes every Tuesday at 8 p.m.
03:18According to my watch, that's in two minutes.
03:22And I don't see any sign of a flying saucer.
03:29Well, I suppose my watch could be slow.
03:38I... Oh.
03:39Yeah!
03:51Excellent.
03:52We have captured Gadget.
03:55Are you sure that is Gadget?
03:59It is only logical.
04:01We were told that Gadget would come to investigate the alien sightings.
04:06This creature came to investigate.
04:08Therefore, it must be Gadget.
04:14Gentlemen.
04:17Commence wash cycle.
04:19I hate this part.
04:21I can't breathe with bubbles up my nose.
04:24Pidget, you don't have a real nose.
04:27Hmm.
04:31Wow!
04:33Wow!
04:38Wow!
04:40And by for rinse sight.
04:45Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, choo!
04:49See?
04:50How come I sneeze then if I don't have a real nose?
04:54Pidget, you are a mystery.
04:56Uncle Gadget!
04:58Uncle Gadget!
05:00Something terrible has happened.
05:02You're telling us.
05:03We've been totally trashed.
05:05No, Fidget.
05:06Something else terrible has happened.
05:08It's Colonel Nosehair.
05:09He's missing.
05:11Well, that's terrible.
05:12Someone should find him.
05:13He was investigating some UFO sightings,
05:15and now he's vanished.
05:17You don't think this has anything to do with space aliens, do you?
05:21Don't be silly, Fidget.
05:23Space aliens.
05:24Ha, ha. Yeah, right.
05:28I keep telling you, I am Colonel Nosehair.
05:33I am not Gadget.
05:35If you are not Gadget,
05:37how are we able to stretch your arm across the room like this?
05:46Gadget is not as high-tech as we were told.
05:50Maybe he is hiding something.
05:52Two more tests.
05:53You can test me all you want.
05:57Just...
05:57Don't call me Gadget!
06:09You guys look around while I talk to some of the locals.
06:17Pardon me.
06:20Yes, Earthling.
06:22Have any of you seen this man?
06:26Ah, yes.
06:27Here we go.
06:28So, gentlemen...
06:34Don't call me Gadget!
06:38Don't call me Gadget!
06:38Test me all you want, but...
06:40Don't call me Gadget!
06:44We have not seen him.
06:47Oh, that's too bad.
06:48He was looking for aliens.
06:51Have you seen any?
06:52Hmm, aliens.
06:53What kind of aliens?
06:55Well, I don't know.
06:57Aliens with weird powers, I guess.
07:00Hmm.
07:01Then how about this?
07:05Oops.
07:08Go, go Gadget!
07:09Copy!
07:11I wish I had more time to chat, but I've got to find someone who might have seen anything unusual.
07:19You have been holding out on us, Gadget.
07:22You are more clever than we were then to believe.
07:26Hmm.
07:27Now we must force you to use your gadgets.
07:30Release the Vloribik.
07:31I am not Gadget!
07:48Now that I think of it, I could be Gadget.
07:51Goof.
07:53Goof.
07:54Ah!
07:56Ah!
07:59Ah!
08:03Ah!
08:04Ah!
08:04The Vloribik is, of course, no match for your arsenal of Gadget's Gadget.
08:09Ah!
08:09So if you want to live, you'd better start using them.
08:13I don't have any gadgets.
08:15Just bruises.
08:18Ah!
08:19Ah!
08:20Ah!
08:20Ah!
08:21Ah!
08:22Ah!
08:23Is it possible that we are mistaken and this creature is not Gadget?
08:28It is possible.
08:29But whoever he is, he is very entertaining.
08:34Ah!
08:34Ah!
08:35Ah!
08:35Larves!
08:35What?
08:36I cannot hear you.
08:38Hold it down.
08:39I am on the bridge for knock.
08:41Ah!
08:42I said we have found Gadget, your blorgness.
08:46Are you sure?
08:47Ah!
08:48This one has to be Gadget.
08:51Well then, capture him.
08:53Ah!
08:54Ah!
08:54Ah!
08:57Ah!
09:07Ah!
09:09Ah!
09:10Ah!
09:12Ah!
09:12Ah!
09:13Ah!
09:23Ah!
09:27Ah!
09:36Ah!
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09:44Ah!
09:45Ah!
09:47Ah!
09:47Ah!
09:47Ah!
09:50Ah!
09:52Ah!
09:52Magiatini's in gear.
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