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The Real Housewives of Cheshire Season 19 Episode 3
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00:05What have I missed?
00:06Ampika and Daves have had sex life with a Dice
00:09and they roll it for Karma Soup children.
00:11Wait, just give me a second to actually arrive and breathe.
00:14Previously on The Real Hells Wives of Cheshire.
00:17The Dice has obviously multiple faces.
00:19Yeah.
00:20So it'll be a different sexual position.
00:22David is a bit outdated, doesn't know what the positions are,
00:25so I have to show him.
00:27I'm not f***ing leaving, I'm going to stay here.
00:28If she's going to be so f***ing stubborn to me,
00:30I haven't said anything wrong,
00:32and be like, you f***ing, because I'm not wanted here.
00:34That's why she's entirely f***ing leave, I didn't say that.
00:36I didn't say that.
00:36I didn't say that.
00:39Oh, are you?
00:40Are you okay?
00:41Oh my God, she got murdered.
00:43Oh my God, oh my God.
00:45I called you to meet up, I called you to go out,
00:48but you cancelled every time.
00:50Literally, every year, we say about two things.
00:54Sorry while I scroll through all our messages together.
00:56I'm not surface level.
00:58No, I'm going home.
00:59Listen, I know, I get it.
01:00How can she say?
01:01Hold down, hold down.
01:05I'm a queen bee, and I've got a sting in my tail.
01:12Cheshire's in my blood, but don't make it boil.
01:17I'll pray for peace, but I'm ready for war.
01:24I might be younger, but I wasn't born yesterday.
01:29I don't have time for gossip.
01:31I'm too busy building an empire.
01:34Cheshire is my playground, and I'll give you the ride of your life.
01:58So, Rach, you are very country-fine, and I'm loving that look.
02:01I'm actually gutted because I've got the same heart and I've not brought it.
02:09Hello, ladies!
02:11She's country, too!
02:13I don't travel light, do I?
02:15I travel expensive.
02:17The whole point of this retreat is to bring us all together.
02:20No more divide, no more upset, no more tears, no more sadness.
02:25Just bring everyone together and feel the love.
02:28Someone else is joining us.
02:29An Amina!
02:31There she is!
02:32See, I don't travel that light, you know?
02:34I know.
02:35I'm really happy for An Amina to be on our trip.
02:37I am welcoming to all.
02:40It's just that everybody needs to remember to mind their own business.
02:44So are we all excited, ladies?
02:46This is a transform, each and every one of your lives.
03:00We just can't get enough.
03:02Could you imagine Lauren as a bus driver?
03:04A lover.
03:05To be fair, I actually could, you know.
03:07I could see it.
03:08She'd be so rude to everyone.
03:09Sorry, I'm not stopping.
03:11Sorry.
03:11I've got somewhere to go.
03:13I'm bored now.
03:15I've got lots of activities, so I hope you ladies are not bored.
03:18Yeah, you're morphing into me.
03:20Yes!
03:20We're morphing into each other, but I'm not as competitive as you, Rachel.
03:23I am so not competitive, and I hate games, and I hate being told what to do.
03:29But it's bonding, it gets us all together as a group.
03:32This is a sisterhood now, the sisterhood.
03:35I'm actually really excited.
03:36We're having so much fun on the bus.
03:38I'm so excited for this trip, and it's so lovely for Mambika to invite me.
03:42Oh, we're almost here, ladies!
03:48Oh, nice!
03:52From home to home, ladies.
04:00Let's go.
04:01Woo!
04:02We're here!
04:04In the Derbyshire Hills.
04:06Smell the fresh air, ladies.
04:12Oh, no!
04:14Nani!
04:15Are you all right?
04:16Are you all right?
04:17I did not do that, everyone.
04:19I didn't touch her.
04:21I was so busy looking over that.
04:24I've got my knee brace with me.
04:25Oh, no.
04:26Who the hell brings a knee brace on a holiday?
04:29Like, am I with a bunch of OAPs?
04:31I was like, who am I with?
04:33Let's get in, ladies.
04:34Let's get a glass of champagne.
04:35That's the way to make an arrival.
04:41And Mambika.
04:43I know.
04:44This is zen.
04:45Wow.
04:46This is tranquil.
04:47Oh, this is gorgeous.
04:52Can you feel the love naked?
04:54Can you feel the love?
04:55Oh, my name is Mambika.
04:56Oh, my name is Mambika.
04:56Oh, my name is Mambika.
04:56Oh, my name is Mambika.
04:56You've done good.
04:58Yeah.
04:58You could be stark bald naked all day long,
05:00because you've got no one who's going to overlook.
05:03Literally, could you imagine who it now does?
05:04So, it's absolutely stunning.
05:10I am so excited to be having such good vibes in the house
05:13with all the girls,
05:14but one thing is really getting on my tits.
05:17I've heard nothing from Seema,
05:18and quite frankly, I think that's freaking rude.
05:21I just think it's very bizarre that I haven't had an RSVP
05:25to say that, unfortunately, I can't make it.
05:28I think that worries me a little bit,
05:29because it's not really like Seema.
05:30Maybe she's seeing how she goes throughout the morning.
05:33I hope there's no bad feeling or anything,
05:35because I've put all this on
05:36because I want us to all have a bit of bonding time,
05:38so unless she's, like, in a hospital bed,
05:40I think she would have texted me.
05:41Why don't we wait and see what comes out?
05:44Because, to be perfectly honest,
05:45I think she's actually lucky she didn't go on that party bus.
05:50This is the crown jewel of all the jewels.
05:53So, we're together, Lauren.
05:55We're only across the corridor from each other.
05:58I'm loving all these details.
06:05Very nice, Sampika.
06:07This is Lauren's room, then.
06:09No, this is Sampika's room.
06:10This is Sampika's room.
06:11Yeah, it's gorgeous.
06:12Beautiful.
06:13Did I say pheasant or peasant?
06:14I couldn't.
06:15I'm not sure you've got a degree.
06:17I have got a degree.
06:18We're going to go up to the western wing.
06:21Namina's room now.
06:22Look!
06:23Oh, wow.
06:24Beautiful.
06:25I love it.
06:25You've got a four poster.
06:26Beautiful.
06:28Nice big shower.
06:30And a bath.
06:31Loving it.
06:32I've saved the best till last, though.
06:34I just thought this is very quaint, very cosy.
06:37Oh, my favourite.
06:38I love a snuggly room.
06:41Cosy, snuggly.
06:43They're basically like twin rooms, aren't they?
06:45OK.
06:46Jack and Jill.
06:47Have I not got a shower, though?
06:48Because I've needed a shower.
06:49No.
06:49Is she joking?
06:51Who is she trying to convince?
06:53I'm in the smallest room with no shower.
06:54But well done on your upselling skills, I'm Pika.
06:57But it's not working around me.
06:59So if we wanted to have a shower, where would we go?
07:01Right downstairs.
07:02There is a multi-use bathroom.
07:05OK.
07:06OK, well, thank you.
07:08Well, it is lovely, isn't it?
07:09It's cute.
07:09It's very, very cute.
07:10I'm happy.
07:11I'm like that.
07:14Straight up and get what I want and do what I want and live how I want now.
07:18Straight up and get what I want and do what I want because I live how now.
07:25I'm f***ing naked.
07:32Oh, Tanya!
07:34Thank God.
07:35Oh, my God.
07:35You're only coming for a night, you know.
07:37Oh, my God.
07:38Why are you coming for too funny?
07:40Where's the bloody bottler?
07:41Well, that baggage is nowhere near as heavy as the baggage that I've been carrying all the way here.
07:46Wait till you find out what I've heard from Seema and Pika.
07:49I mean, I just don't think I can keep it to myself any longer.
07:52It's only one night, you know.
07:53That is a serious amount of clothes.
07:56Well, it's my make-up.
07:57It's my natural beauty in there, I'm Pika, you know.
07:59I'm just thrilled that you're away from being footy, Mum, and you can actually just relax.
08:04Oh, there's no relaxing for me, I'm Pika.
08:06All the way here, I'm going, don't tell the girls, Tanya.
08:08Don't tell the girls.
08:09Don't do it.
08:10Don't do it.
08:11I'm just going to explode.
08:14I heard that Lauren's been saying that Noreen is a geg.
08:19Have you?
08:20I don't know if Noreen knows that or not.
08:22What is a geg?
08:23It's like a gegger, a geg.
08:25Geg?
08:26It sounds like, like, when I spit something out.
08:30Geg.
08:31I don't know what a gegger is.
08:32It's like a geg.
08:33There's no other word, it's like a geg, like she's geg's on.
08:36What do you mean, like interviewing, like a busybody?
08:38It's not like you're not invited, it's just like, yeah.
08:41Tag her on.
08:42Tag her on.
08:43Yeah, a geg.
08:43Like a clinger on her.
08:44Yeah, yes.
08:45Like a clinker.
08:46What's a clinker?
08:47You know, like that poo you can't get off your bum.
08:51Or will it?
08:52I don't know.
08:53I don't know.
08:54In my lucky underwear.
08:58In my lucky, my lucky underwear.
09:03Oh, bless you.
09:05You've got your trousers down.
09:06I couldn't get them off.
09:07Fur coat, no knickers.
09:09Can I have that?
09:09Bright red knickers.
09:10Oh, gosh, it is actually swollen, isn't it?
09:12Do you think I'm going to make a fuss?
09:16I can't believe it.
09:17She's gone down like a sack of shit.
09:20Are you OK?
09:23I didn't know what to say out there when they were saying about Sema and that she hadn't let.
09:27She would never, you know, let anyone down.
09:29She, like, she wears a heart on the sleeve and if there's anything she would say,
09:32well, listen, sorry, I can't make it today.
09:34She sent me a voice note as to what's wrong.
09:36And I'll play at you so you can understand.
09:38No, I'm not good on it.
09:39I've got really bad acute pain in the left side of my abdomen.
09:45I've had a CT scan.
09:47It's given me, like, different things that it could be,
09:50but, like, I'm not really looking into any of it.
09:52I've just tried to keep an open mind and I am in so much pain.
09:57I don't want them making it into a big thing because it seems they're jumping on her at the moment
10:01with things.
10:02The speech, the farewell speech wasn't quite to everyone's taste and now why should not anyone know?
10:06So, she sounds terrible.
10:13Do you know what, though?
10:14I never, I don't, I don't do baths.
10:16No, I don't do baths.
10:17I'm a shower person.
10:18Me neither.
10:18I don't really do baths.
10:19So, for me, I'm like...
10:19But we're doing baths tonight.
10:20Well, we'll be having double bubble baths.
10:22So, obviously, at the 80s now, I spoke with Namina after the kind of conversation that you guys had.
10:28She felt a bit like, oh, why did Sheena tell me to whatever you said?
10:32She said, I think I should leave and I said, I think you should.
10:34Yeah.
10:35I'm going to leave this conversation because I just feel like I can't say anything anyways.
10:38Yeah, I think you should, yeah.
10:40Sorry.
10:40I think you should leave.
10:41I'll decide if I'm so...
10:42Because I'm talking to Seema, you're constantly batting in and getting involved.
10:46I'm allowed to say it's my opinion.
10:48No, it's my opinion.
10:49And nobody asks.
10:50So...
10:51And I think she took that probably with a bit of offence.
10:53And I said to her, no, no, it was meant in offence.
10:55So, she took it in the right context.
10:57Yeah.
10:59How are things with Sheena?
11:00Because that was all a bit...
11:02Well, I felt like we didn't leave it, like, on a good note at all when we left the other
11:06night.
11:06She was really, like, harsh to me, you know, in that conversation.
11:10And at one point, I was like, you know what, this is not going anywhere.
11:12I'm going to stand up.
11:13So, I literally took my glass.
11:14I was like, you know what, ladies, I'm going to leave you to it.
11:17She turns around and says, yes, I think you should leave.
11:20Wow.
11:21I'm telling you something.
11:21I'm not being spoken to.
11:22So, I just put my glass down and went to sit and I was like, you know what, I'm not
11:25leaving anywhere.
11:27So, I didn't like that tone.
11:28But saying that, you know, I came with fresh, good energy.
11:31I'm really excited to be with you girls here.
11:33So, I feel like it was fine.
11:37Look, someone I barely know decided to give their opinion on something that had nothing to do with them.
11:45So, did I snap?
11:47Absolutely.
11:48Was it justified?
11:50Absolutely.
11:52You've got a lot of chats going on these next couple of days.
11:55So, you enjoy and we'll see you on the party just on the way home.
12:06We need to sit up straight, don't we?
12:07Legs crossed.
12:08I think there's so much more than what we think the basics.
12:11I would agree.
12:12Oh, I thought she was teaching us how to eat without, like...
12:14So, my dad was in the army and so we had to go to the big functions and he always
12:18taught us BMW, which is bread, meal, wine.
12:22Not that we had wine because we were kids.
12:24Bread's always left.
12:25Bread's always left.
12:26Spoon is always on the right.
12:28Oh, all right, girls.
12:29I can tell you were born with silver spoons in your mouth.
12:33Ladies, welcome.
12:34This is Laura.
12:36Hi.
12:36Good afternoon, ladies.
12:38All of us ladies need a bit of a polish-up and a refinement on our manners.
12:42So, I have searched the globe to find an international etiquette teacher to teach us the skills of etiquette.
12:50So, any questions that anyone's got to ask Laura about rudeness, interrupting, interrupting in different styles and formats, eye-rolling,
12:58selfishness, what does it look like?
13:00It's a bit rich and Pika arranging etiquette lessons.
13:03When she needs them more than anyone, she's got the biggest potty mouth.
13:08Free the nipple!
13:11I would now like you ladies to please take a seat.
13:16We've got a seat for our pizza.
13:18I think I've got to sit on.
13:20Right, ladies, I know quite a number of you were dragging the chairs and there was a lot of noise.
13:26Once you pull your chair out, you want to stand in front of your chair, bring your chair slightly forward,
13:33and then sit down in one go.
13:41Obviously, that's not right.
13:49This is a very excellent posture.
13:52So, your back is not touching the back of the chair.
13:55That's wonderful.
13:56Woo!
13:58Are we allowed to woo?
13:59Typically not.
14:00Typically not.
14:01We're not allowed to woo when we hear a pop.
14:04Woo!
14:05Woo!
14:07Woo!
14:08you because you're like me when you're saying something horrible you smile so
14:13who would like to tell me the first course we're going to eat the lady here
14:20I was speaking and she was trying to answer my question but it was like it
14:24was my answer oh it's not my answer no okay you did page well page is on the
14:32best behavior isn't she because she's never apologized for interrupting me
14:35before yes so I think in this group we have a tendency of getting involved
14:42on the seat like that by the way I do what she's talking like this what's wrong
14:47with her sweet roughly page you from Gloucester okay I feel like in this group
14:52that we all get involved in conversations that not necessarily we're meant to be a
14:57part of and it can then spiral and then the group becomes fractured I'm thinking
15:01you asking in general you know you're not pointing fingers I hope no I'm asking in
15:07general okay I mean calm down it wasn't meant to be personal looks like I've hit a nerve
15:14anything you don't want sharing maybe don't repeat it and if you know there's a
15:19situation with you and a person deal with that person directly get a new set of friends I enjoyed
15:31that though well I just I can't stop no you're a fidget yes I know should have worn my sunshine
15:36lanyard oh my god how funny was it when page change your accent I know I have put all our
15:42differences to one side I don't like her I am enjoying the banter that we're having you know
15:47me it takes me a long time to warm up to people and then when I do I'm silly I
15:51hello hello hello
15:53I want to come in for a little chin wag you guys all right your ears burning are they they
15:59probably
15:59are I know they always are and then page just appears like creeping Jesus like oh do you guys
16:08know if Noreen knows that Lauren's been saying that Noreen is a gag what what's a gag what's a gag
16:17yeah I don't know what a gag is what is a gag g-e-g golf echo golf is gag
16:24even a word I don't even
16:26know what it means Lauren's been calling Noreen a gag it's like she pegs on wait hang on how do
16:32you
16:32know that Lauren thinks that Noreen is a gag seems on me why is it Seema told Noreen Seema's not
16:38here
16:39she's poorly yeah I told me that Lauren's been calling Noreen a gag and I've been thinking at the
16:44table it just clicked to my head because I thought oh is that what I'm talking about no
16:48oh this is a fucking movie it's easier talking to Ralphie than you two wait so Seema said okay
16:56let's get the facts straight so Seema said that Lauren said that Noreen is a gag yes and I can't
17:04remember if if Noreen knows that Lauren's been calling so we don't know if Noreen knows that she's been
17:10making it far more fucking difficult so do we know that Lauren's because you're fucking willing
17:15to me oh my god for these two went to private school they need to get their money back absolute
17:23bird brains I'm so lovely to see Tanya today I'm really happy she's here as well yeah she said to
17:33me today I said how well you know how all the girls getting on and at the moment I'm feeling
17:37everything's good I feel that everyone's happy and everyone's excited and she's like well Lauren
17:42thinks that Noreen is a gag I was like what's a gag I don't know a gag I have no
17:47idea what gag means
17:49but it does not sound like a compliment so I'm not even sure what a gag is I was like
17:54gag what is a gag
17:56you know what I'm lost here please can you tell me what a gag is someone who goes to something
18:02they weren't actually invited to someone who butts into or who listens to a conversation
18:08someone who tags along but you haven't tagged along no I got invited to yeah Lauren is pot calling
18:14the kettle black she does it all the time so Lauren if the cap fits yourself wear it sweetheart and
18:20own
18:20it tonight I've told the girls to put on their finest pajamas because we are having a slumber party
18:34peekaboo style fun fun fun
18:45we're just waiting for Lauren to get changed I know what I'm thinking why Lauren are you in your
18:49general are you I'm allowed to up the skins is that what you sleep in do you know I actually
18:54don't
18:54sleep in anything I'm actually a naked sleeper it's healthy I sleep naked too do you sleep naked no
18:59never sports bra on I'm Bridget Jones knickers you're marrying a billionaire yeah it doesn't mind he knows the
19:05rules he knows the rules I wear the trouser in the household and say after a bad sex do not
19:09touch me
19:09what put Bridget Jones knickers on it holds my stomach in I want to know what Sheena's secret
19:21recipe is because that woman is aging backwards I wish that etiquette lady was there now you sat like
19:36that it's a pyjama party where I become looking for sex none of us fancy your honey bun to me
19:44it was
19:44for your hubby I want to be a girlfriend well the whole point of tonight ladies is to get the
19:50female
19:51prowess the inner alpha female that thing between your legs to pulsate and feel magical a thing that
19:59goes between my legs that makes me feel magical and pulsate tonight hmm big vibrator great can't wait to
20:08go to bed so what we're going to do ladies we're going to go outside we are going to howl
20:14to the moon
20:15oh my god I definitely feel like Hampi has done this before because yeah she is a pro at howling
20:26that is not her first time howl come on then ladies let's go enjoy girlies no I'm not doing that
20:34no no no no no no I'm just confused about vagina to howl into the moon is going to be
20:44like what the
20:45fuck we're going to release unimpensable negativity to the moon I was thinking it's really fucking foggy
21:02so we've had etiquette now we're howling at the moon from our vaginas who knows what's going to
21:07happen we've got a game ladies because I want to get to know each every one of you better okay
21:15pull
21:16out a question right you read it and you answer it Lauren's question Lauren wake me up who is the
21:23biggest gossip in the group I heard you said to Tanya that I was a gag I don't even know
21:46what a gag is
21:46I had to go on gag you told Tanya no oh so you repeated that I didn't I didn't but
21:53not to you
21:54I have not told Amina right Amina wait who's right no no no who's told you I told I told
22:02Amina
22:02Ampika told me so gossip here gossip here gossip there told Tanya Tanya told Ampika I asked Paige
22:16I did say what what you are I'm a gag I never said gag I said beg oh no Lauren
22:28stop talking
22:29this was a few weeks ago when we all started hanging out together I said Amina you haven't you there
22:39was a
22:39little bit of a gag okay so I'm not being I've been dealing with some something serious last
22:43few years yes you have you got better and I'm so happy you're putting me as I'm someone outside
22:49this group trying to be part of the group well I think what you've said is not really nice to
22:53say
22:54I think it's incorrect but it's not incorrect you don't speak no anyone we don't speak you haven't
22:59spent a page oh first of all I'm not trying to be part of a group that you've not seen
23:04anyone for three
23:05yes I think you're not going to decide if I'm part of the group or not I saw page over
23:09I am not deciding
23:14whether you're part of the group wait I feel so uncomfortable right now because I really like
23:22Namina I love Lauren I don't know where to put myself I feel so awkward I will never decide
23:30whether you're part of the group that would be really unfair you just said I said you were a
23:36bag trying to be part of a group that you were nice that you've not hung around with this for
23:40three
23:41years I think you're just rude I just think you're rude and I'm just going to leave it I think
23:45you're
23:45being very rude I'm not being rude you are you are back Rachel will you take a gift
23:56I've been dealing with so much shit in my life the last three years I'm not being part of any
24:02group
24:02I think you're being extremely rude I'm just going to cool down for five seconds I'm sad to see her
24:08get that hysterical and get really upset but she's been here all night and she's had all night to say
24:15something she's very calculated her she knows what she's doing I do not want to add fuel to the fire
24:22or be mean however in my experience does Namina get involved where she shouldn't absolutely so does
24:29that make her a gig then yeah I guess it does but this is exactly what you want to try
24:34it she's trying
24:34to make herself relevant I'm not I'm not siding many I'm just gonna go check on her because she is
24:38upset
24:39do you know what I mean I just want you're a bag too then for running out don't call me
24:42a bag
24:43Lauren come on come on Lauren it's not fair no one should go off crying in any group situation
24:47you know I mean it's not it's not nice I'm not gonna call you out in front of a group
24:50but you
24:51and I have the relationship where we tell each other things we're giving time to not speak no
24:55I'm not gonna tell you not speak I'm not gonna feel like bag is a pretty bad word it's called
24:59a
24:59social climate it's the same thing Lauren that just hit it quite a sensitive nerve because I'm
25:05thinking like the last three years you're right you haven't seen me as much Lauren
25:08but what I've not been enjoying life I've actually been fighting for my life and for
25:13you to say something I'm trying to get back into this group and be part of the group you're being
25:16an insensitive bitch I'm sorry for my language you are being an insensitive bitch because I'm lucky
25:21and happy and grateful to be able to be part of this group again because if you asked me three
25:26years ago I wasn't even sure if I'm gonna be here I'm Pika I'm gonna be I'm gonna be totally
25:31honest
25:31with you now yeah this game was only really gonna go one way if you ask someone personal
25:36questions something you're actually wrong because this game did not go wrong because of the game
25:41this went wrong because somebody told her I said she was about which was yeah so actually it's your
25:47fault peekaboo is but however you say that no every question forget etiquette who is the most genuine me
25:55because I'll tell you exactly how it is oh no
26:10morning Angel how's the patient this morning oh I didn't have a great night sleep oh did you not
26:15have you seen the snow I know isn't it gorgeous isn't it how old are you now you don't look
26:2850 thanks
26:30too bad I think any of us look are you gosh I think we all look great we do things
26:34don't we
26:35well well okay when are we having our fudges done what are you getting your vaginas tightened not
26:40tighter no it's just dropped a bit oh okay I just want it just pulling up yeah it's just the
26:45appearance gravity really oh just want it like that let me show you gravity look at this Chelsea
26:51Healy and Brooke Vincent posted it my fudge look at that
27:10oh ladies we've got an action-packed day today so excited pulling out all the stops as usual
27:19so we have got three of us well four of us actually off to the animal farm for some animal
27:25therapy if I get shagged by a sheep I swear to God I'm going home and then for you ladies
27:32Paige Sheena
27:33and Lauren you've got champagne sabarage I spend my life around animals and not enough time around
27:42champagne and Pika is there any chance we can rejiggle the group with a very handsome sexy
27:48gentleman looking at me he's going to do something extra special with his sword I've never heard it
27:54I've never heard it called a sword before yeah come on ladies let's go oh hi hello well this is
28:08very game of thrones
28:09it is very game of thrones it's a little fire in a big fire pit that is one big sword
28:15I hope it was hard to use that because yeah that would destroy someone oh shouldn't say that
28:27I'm going to be teaching you guys the art of sabarage which is opening a bottle of champagne with a
28:34sword
28:35as far as I'm concerned if we've all got fingers at the end of this we're doing good we're doing
28:38good
28:38we're doing good yeah I'm fine with that we take our bottle holding it from the bottom to keep my
28:44fingers
28:45and thumbs out of the way so not even using like the sharp tip of the blade just using using
28:49the base of
28:49it a few times back and forth
28:53there we go
29:01hi ladies hi super excited are you please tell these ladies what we've got in store for them today
29:06you're going to meet some lovely fluffy alpaca boys take them for a little walk what we've got to be
29:11careful
29:11of around alpacas is that we actually not to touch them on the face if you go towards the face
29:16they're
29:16going to spit at you and when they spit is the contents left of their bowels that they spit at
29:21you it better not fucking split on me oh yeah this is you this is six inches isn't it like
29:33so we're
29:33dealing with six inches are we Tom I mean I'm not good at measurements so whatever you say Tom oh
29:42that was that was actually probably one of the best demonstrations I've ever seen I'm absolutely
29:49delighted I never do well in these activities and now I've done it first time yay me lower down the
29:56blade where it's a bit heavier and make sure you are pushing down into the bottle as you go and
30:02if
30:04you look again it's taking the top and the glass clean off a bit more pressure going down into the
30:11bottle perfect well done I really enjoyed that well it's pretty bad Sheena got the best shot but I
30:19mean who got the best cleaners cut you it looks like yours is Rachel you're missing all the fun
30:27Rachel fun you've got mirrors on your ceiling a shower that fits for and you think walking that
30:32thing round is fun what's happened to you come on Winston you're still them bugger come on Tanya you
30:39are not made for the farm that's like up Tanya you look similar you find them quite affectionate
30:47animals which are very nervous but when you build up the trust they are but if you want to go
30:51in for
30:52a cuddle you're more than welcome just give him a little stroke on his neck there I'll pack a shit
31:00I don't know why she keeps doing this to me last time I had to take a donkey for a
31:04walk it took me for a walk
31:10good good that was under oh
31:19fucking hell get me out of here can I ask how the therapy's going I think Tanya's quite upset if
31:26you
31:26feel I can't fuck a shit cheers girls welcome thank you guys thank you girlies chin chin see you later
31:38bye thank you
31:40all right girlies hi hi how was that I loved it I'm not sure if Tanya agrees but I had
31:51an amazing time
31:52thank you I'm Pika Tanya's walking home she stinks how's everyone feeling after last night I am still
31:59really upset about it I'm not gonna lie and I don't want to get emotional the things that have been
32:03set
32:04are just really upsetting you know and I felt like I was trying to explain myself and trying to kind
32:09of
32:09get a word in just escalated really quickly and it just genuinely really really upset me I don't agree
32:16with Lauren on this particular point I like the fact that Namina's in the group I don't understand
32:21what Lauren's problem is what the hell happened last night because I will say Lauren like you were
32:29going in like you were going was she giving it to get it oh yeah don't get me wrong I
32:35don't like
32:36that came out of nowhere I mean she's been giving it to everyone she has and I do agree
32:41started with me yeah she started with you she's coming for me and then it went yeah and I do
32:46agree
32:46I had told her that I did say I'm lucky mate you got it yeah you know you keep pushing
32:50you will get
32:51it I already know that when someone attacks me I go back twice as hard twice as horrible so don't
32:57bother because you're not gonna like what comes out my mouth why does she feel so entitled to
33:02feel that she needs to kind of know why I'm back in the group I don't disagree with you it's
33:07something
33:07that she said to Sima that she never thought you'd hear about or would get back to you she likes
33:11you
33:12well it doesn't sound like she likes me she says those things about me behind my bed does it I
33:16was
33:16with Sima in a car and I asked her why Namina was hanging around with us as a social climber
33:24coming
33:25to these parties is a bit of a bag are these words harsh yeah but Lauren says what she means
33:31and I don't
33:33necessarily disagree with her and she explained to me that she is launching a new equestrian
33:40outfit and she wants to be in the right circles for that promote it and I said I get it
33:50when I met Lauren and you know when I met you girls I was a different person back then most
33:53of
33:54the time I wouldn't actually fight back but I'm a fighter I've been through absolute shit in my life
33:57and I will fight you if I have to I will fight you I'm not gonna just swallow it because
34:01that's the
34:01person you are with Lauren it could go one of either two ways she could reflect and be apologetic
34:07or she could get really defensive and make it worse I mean I really hope that it's not the latter
34:13I hope that she's I hope so too because I do not know how I will react at this point
34:17and moment of time you know I just don't know
34:31tonight I've really pulled out the stops I've spared no expense I've got two chefs from London
34:37to make sure that the food is on point I want this to be the most lovely warm welcoming last
34:44supper
34:44that we have together to finish the retreat off
34:50I'd like everyone to be seated remember how to maneuver your chairs oh you're not meant to put
34:59your handbag on the table are you and we all have every single one of us have
35:09sheena can I just say because you've had that wonderful activity of learning how to oh my god
35:14could you could you do the honors with the champagne yeah yeah we got it I'll open the bottle but
35:20not
35:20like that do you know what though Ampika what a great activity great party trick that I'm definitely
35:25gonna take oh yes I freaking love that sword that was all right Ampika clearly was not messing around
35:32when she said Tom had a big sword hmm it was so fun I was thinking like a movie oh
35:40it was an
35:41ugly thing Winston Winston you oh he was human he had a proper gumpy face I thought you I thought
35:47you
35:47looked very similar to it I did too with the black cap on I thought like pet like oh no
35:50honestly I've
35:51had a brownie thank you the guy that did your brownie bloody hell she always fell a shot then with
36:00right to peekaboo thank you thank you for participating I've got some wonderful adventurers
36:06each and every one of you from the bottom of my heart to get all of your diaries where someone's
36:11free without child care without animal problems without work to get you all together talk oh and
36:16talking about diaries I've messed up girls I thought Ralphie's game was tomorrow and it's tonight so I'm
36:22gonna have to screw off mid football football mum life if I missed Ralphie's first game for his new
36:30club he would never forgive me and I won't forgive myself the mum guilt yeah it's my brain can't remember
36:44how did you meet David how did you guys meet through a blind date so about 17 years ago went
36:50on a day he was with somebody but he was never married he never lived with anybody he lived his
36:55life as a single man so I said you've got to make a decision whether you're gonna stay with the
37:00partner
37:00who you've had your children with or whether you want to be with me and that's not a threat and
37:06he
37:06just said I've made my mind up I want to be with you I think life is full of ups
37:13and downs for
37:14everybody but I always say to people that good things happen to good people and I've been a very
37:20good person majority of my life and that's why I've got my happily ever after I work hard and make
37:26my own
37:26money I said to when we get married I'm happy to sign a prenup get the prenup written I really
37:31believe
37:31in prenup I I think as well going through what we've gone through and single-handedly supporting
37:37a family when you get back on the dating apps men also find it quite intimidating when a woman is
37:43totally in their alpha energy yes which I don't want to be in my alpha energy I don't but the
37:49fact is
37:59I can relate to how Rachel feels we've both gone through similar experiences in our life but what
38:05they say is what doesn't kill you makes you stronger sometimes you just have to put your big girl knickers
38:10on and get on with it I carry everything you know and it's a lot of stress so I'm always
38:17in my alpha
38:18energy and I hate it yeah because I wish I wouldn't have to and I what like to soften but
38:25also you know
38:26even what I earn they find it intimidating I feel like sometimes you can't win you work so hard so
38:32you
38:33are independent you don't need to rely on anyone but then they don't like it when you work so hard
38:38I
38:38also put the children first I always will do Nick and probably any other man that I might meet is
38:45going to find that really frustrating that they're not the top of my list when you're a mum of five
38:50how can anyone be above your kids I think I would only date older I do I just I like
38:55an older man
38:56oh so do I Rachel we know you do you don't say could you imagine me around no folks home
39:03I'd be
39:03lethal oh my goodness where's Peekaboo
39:15did you feel like you've had a lot of you know judgment around the age gap a hell of a
39:20lot yeah a lot
39:20of abuse on social media I think one because the age gap and two because of David's wealth I think
39:26people are very judgmental in general when it comes to age gap that's also a little bit jealous
39:31of the situation I get it from all angles it's not about interracial it's more the fact we're
39:36interfaith like obviously I know I have converted but I still get a lot from you know a lot of
39:40the
39:40communities Paige have you changed your fashion sense since being with Amir would you say no I
39:45actually haven't I I've made it my kind of strength to be me would you wear revealing things I've never
39:51really been one to have my boobs out too much but that's mainly because I don't like my boobs
39:56because I actually I don't think you realize you said something you know at Rachel's murder mystery
40:01murder mystery you said to me you look gorgeous but Amir would never let me leave the house and
40:07that is sadly I'm that's the honest truth you probably wouldn't he would have a go at me
40:16oh my god I mean we kill me because I mean if you would love it leave that down no
40:21that felt a
40:22little bit judgmental you know it felt a little bit like oh he would never let me go I felt
40:29really
40:29happy and you know I felt like I dressed you thought I judged you I felt a little bit judged
40:34it this is
40:36so weird because wasn't Paige the one that ran out after Nemeanor when she was really upset and
40:41actually spent the rest of the night with her and now for Nemeanor to kind of turn on her and
40:47pick at
40:48her for something like so petty that's not very good I think it sounded like you were maybe saying
40:54that she was disrespecting her husband by going out like that and they're not like that this is a
40:59bit of a stretch he completely trusts whatever she wears girls this is a bit of a reach I'm completely
41:04lost if Nemeanor had such a problem with what I said why is she waiting until now to tell me
41:09why am I
41:10getting like you're not being attacked oh my god like my god let me have a go at a man
41:17like it's
41:17just my personal views I never judge anyone for what they look like do or anything please don't make me
41:24I am not a judge I have been judged all my life no I'm getting pissed I'm not gonna be
41:29like I'm a
41:30judging person because I never judge anyone I've been through it I have been there and been the person
41:36who was fucking judge is your husband happy for you to go out in whatever you've got on yes then
41:54crack on why do you care about somebody's opinion babes if you're gonna wear a see-through outfit be
42:00confident in it and crack on let's just calm down I respect that you apologize and I feel like we
42:11should just leave it there okay well I can I can I hear you I heard you and I'm sorry
42:15you thought
42:15that okay then I don't think you think the people you speak and this is a this is a positive
42:20thing
42:21she doesn't think before she speaks she doesn't what about you well you've not stopped speaking
42:26missus well am I allowed to speak or not obviously go go for it you're holding court so continue no
42:32I'm not
42:34the mean is forming a little bit of a pattern here first it was me then it was Paige now
42:39it's Lauren
42:40look out girls who's next I was with Seema on the way home and I said how come no mean
42:47is hanging
42:48around again is she becoming a bit of a back by saying that you're basically don't know what I'm
42:52saying I'm I'm just cut you just said it I appreciate my time more than anything of anything
42:58in life why I couldn't I choose to be around people where I want why not I want to celebrate
43:04life I want to be around people that are like I actually like these girls you should actually say
43:10to Seema turn around and not question it and say good on me no you should as a friend I
43:17did as a
43:17friend you said good on her for being around again after everything she's been through and I did at
43:23the end at the end no but why question it in a fucking first place because I couldn't understand
43:28why anybody would want to come to an event and be an extra I've never been a fucking extra where
43:34are
43:34you getting back from I've never been an extra no you haven't and that's why I couldn't understand why
43:39you were there I'm getting myself back I've been quiet for three years fighting something behind the
43:44things I understand I think I mean is one of the strongest girls going through what she's been
43:50through my father had cancer and I don't think it ever leaves you I'm trying to get back out there
43:54build my business and I said well done to Seema being here with girls like you the word beg is
44:02not
44:02nice and I apologize I shouldn't have said it but why Seema said the word beg why she repeated it
44:09all
44:09and actually if you're going to repeat a conversation I have no problem but say the end the end was
44:14I'm glad
44:14that you're here if there's anything that Seema needs to learn it's to keep her mouth firmly closed
44:21because all of this Seema is down to you I do feel like a conversation is going to have to
44:29be had with
44:30Seema to find out what she said and done at this point I don't understand why she's done it but
44:36there has to be a reason because this is not making sense to me right now next time on the
44:52real housewives
44:53of Cheshire oh my god right brain free how are you feeling you're very stiff it's literally like
45:03someone's pulling my skin what did you say we've got a lot of stress with our house I always am
45:11able
45:11to manage my stress and I'm finding it the most hard to talk to him the closest person to me
45:17ring me ring me you never ring me she has sent messages to you to invite you out and you
45:22have to be fine
45:23I've got two freaking messages polka dot princess as polka dot
45:48you
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