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Bait - Season 1 - Episode 06: The Subtle One
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00:30Why? Why do we always have to pretend like everything's OK when it is not?
00:33No-one is pretending it. You pretend about everything.
00:35I do not. You're pretending right now.
00:38But you are. Which people are you talking about?
00:41Baba?
00:43Farvez!
00:44Baba! Farvez! Farvez! Farvez!
00:48Shit.
00:48Hey, boy, Eddie!
00:49Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. Come on, for fuck's sake.
00:52Emergency, which service?
00:53Yeah, ambulance, please.
00:55Baba, I'm sorry, OK? I'm so sorry.
01:26You're going to be fine, you're going to be fine.
01:28OK?
01:28What's going on? I'm bleeding.
01:30I'm driving you home.
01:32How did you find me?
01:33With extreme difficulty, mate.
01:34Someone posted a video of you doing some weird death soliloquy after being hit by a car.
01:40Oh, yeah.
01:42Was it good?
01:43It was shit.
01:44But the view count's rising.
01:46Oh, fuck my family!
01:47Family is fine.
01:48Q was the one who sent me the clip.
01:50If anything, they are more concerned about you.
01:51Oh, thank God!
01:55Alicia?
01:55Yeah?
01:57I know I haven't been myself recently.
01:58Ooh, that was extremely understated.
02:01Do that in the audition, yeah?
02:03What, is that still on?
02:04Yeah, it's still on.
02:05What?
02:06Yeah, no, you don't deserve me.
02:07I even got your slot pushed to the end of the date.
02:09Oh, my God, I fucking love you.
02:11Now, listen, we've got to clean you up, sort this shit out with your family,
02:14because I don't need you distracted in the room today, OK?
02:16Ah, yeah.
02:18All right.
02:18Absolutely.
02:23Hey, I care about you.
02:25You know that, right?
02:29Yeah, I do.
02:42Hello?
02:43In the air, baby.
02:46Hello?
02:49How are you?
02:50We're fine.
02:52How are you?
02:52I'm OK.
02:53I was so worried about you all.
02:57She's fucking crazy, bro.
02:59What the hell are you doing, Felicia?
03:00Going above and beyond as your agent.
03:03Again.
03:04Sit down.
03:05I can't believe I was going to do work.
03:07It's really...
03:07All right, shut up.
03:11You think that I'm going to put up with your crap for eight years and let this opportunity
03:15pass me by.
03:15If you're not happy, then we can talk.
03:17I can change the commission structure.
03:18Oh, I'm not doing this because I'm unhappy.
03:21I'm doing this because you are.
03:22That doesn't even make sense.
03:24Last morning, bitch.
03:26Shah, do you want to know why you're blocked?
03:29Why you fucked the biggest moments of your career?
03:32You are looking at reason one, two, three, and four.
03:37You are obsessed with getting their blessing.
03:40Their approval.
03:41To be fair, he's been fixated on a lot more people's approval than just ours.
03:45Ain't it?
03:46Yeah, ain't it?
03:47She's right.
03:48You keep trying to take people with you.
03:49But that's why there's only two seats in a DBS.
03:52Is that like a jet?
03:53It's an Aston Martin, you idiot.
03:55You know, the fact you didn't even mention the DB12 to him proves to me that you're a bloodcloth
03:59pagan.
04:00What the fuck did you call me?
04:01Just use Bencho.
04:02They don't understand me.
04:03Shut the fuck up!
04:04Listen to me, Shah.
04:06If you want to nail this audition, you have to eliminate all of them first.
04:14But these are my people.
04:17Everything I do is for them.
04:22You're ashamed of them.
04:23You're always trying to fix and change them, but you can't, so just cut them loose, man.
04:27You told me when you signed me that we were going to change things.
04:31We were going to make a difference.
04:32Yes, to your life.
04:34I'm not trying to give the whole village a piggyback.
04:36I didn't mean village.
04:37We're from Karachi.
04:38We've got running water there, thank you.
04:40Listen, making a difference means paying minimal tax.
04:45Maybe you buy a couple holiday homes.
04:48You can hire a few assistants who look just like you.
04:51That's what I want.
04:52But what do you want, Shah?
04:54Material stuff doesn't really matter to me.
04:56I'm an artist.
04:57I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel.
05:00Why can't you accept that?
05:01I'm an artist.
05:03Yeah, you know what?
05:04True artists, they don't give a fuck about other people or what they think.
05:09Come, let's do this loudmouth first.
05:12Don't do it!
05:18I should be the one who does it.
05:21Say what?
05:26Shahjoo?
05:27Shut up, mummy.
05:28What the fuck are you doing, bro?
05:30Stop undermining me in front of everyone.
05:32You always do that.
05:34You will not shoot mummy and baba, okay?
05:36I'm in control now.
05:39Don't talk to your mother like that.
05:41Also, shoot her first.
05:42What?
05:43Come on, Thay, everybody knows you pushed him into this.
05:46Your ambition, the pressure, the ridiculous school.
05:50Oh, that's from somebody who dragged us all to a whole new country.
05:53Pencho, that was so happy in Pakistan.
05:55And the best actor award goes to?
05:57Shut up!
05:58I decide who gets it.
06:00And in what order?
06:02Bro, quick sidebar.
06:04Like, why am I even tied up?
06:06I've been your biggest fan since day.
06:07Like, do you know how many anonymous tweets I wrote defending you?
06:10I appreciate that.
06:11Yeah.
06:12I'm your ride or die, cuz.
06:14Obviously, I don't really want to die, but...
06:16Listen, these men are old as fuck.
06:17Like, they're on their way out already.
06:18You can do them guilt-free, do you know what I'm saying?
06:20Can you just shush, okay?
06:21You're only here for the free shit and the clout anyway.
06:23How about you, shush?
06:24Yeah?
06:24You've been jealous of this man before you could walk?
06:26I took...
06:26Bro, I've been here for you since day one.
06:29I took a knife for you.
06:31Yeah?
06:32And my brother, I need to be here with you, for you,
06:35to defend you off from these snakes.
06:36You ungrateful fuck...
06:38Listen to me, cuz, yeah?
06:40Anytime I took the piss out of you, it was just character building.
06:42I was building you.
06:43You hate him.
06:44Shadu, Jana shoot Zulfi.
06:46He would have strangled you in the crib if he couldn't...
06:48Hey, listen.
06:49Nobody's shooting at you.
06:50Shut up!
06:52Oh, la.
06:56Cuz.
07:00I just want to say, yeah?
07:03Guess me, you know, me, Katnod.
07:05I want to apologize for saying...
07:11Oh, okay.
07:12Good.
07:13Yeah, nah, you got rid of the most toxic elements in our family, so...
07:16Yeah, bro, you know what?
07:16He actually did well.
07:17I kind of rate that, so that was mad.
07:19Like, we weren't expecting that, were we?
07:22I wasn't expecting...
07:31It's always been you and me, Shadu.
07:40Just me and my beautiful boy.
07:53Where am I?
07:55Oh, nice little sleep.
07:58How many fingers?
08:00Three.
08:01Name?
08:01It says here, Shah-haj, Shah-haj-ha-ha-ha.
08:05Yeah, everyone calls me Shah.
08:07Mary?
08:10Hmm.
08:12Your abs aren't the best missing teeth.
08:13It's been a long day.
08:15Yeah?
08:16What do you do for a living?
08:18I'm an actor.
08:20What, you been in there?
08:21You think I've seen?
08:23Probably not.
08:25Might be the next James Bond, though.
08:30One distance in a couple of hours.
08:32You're taking a piss?
08:34Mm-hmm.
08:35Well, you have to before you go anywhere.
08:38You're dehydrated, love.
08:39Fuck.
08:40My...
08:41My family, yeah.
08:43They're gone, they're missing.
08:46Sounds like a busy day.
08:48Doctor will be in soon.
08:51Bond.
08:53Huh.
08:54Break a leg.
08:56Yeah.
09:28Thanks.
09:30Okay.
09:32Mr Lateef what are you doing? I need you to go back to your room.
09:36You can't keep me here.
09:40What are you doing bro? We're in here.
09:42What the fuck are you doing here?
09:43What do you mean? Why do you never reply to your texts man?
09:47Why eh? You two? Look who's finally shown up.
09:49Oh my god thank you. Baba!
09:51Braved out where were you?
09:53Oh Shadju! I told you he'd come!
09:59What happened to you man? You look like shit.
10:02I slipped and I hit my head like an idiot. That's all.
10:04What happened to you Baba?
10:05There's a little heartache. Nothing to piss your pants about.
10:07Where's Sophie?
10:09He's off with his new boyfriend.
10:19Oh! It's Braviz.
10:20You've got more to worry about than Braviz.
10:22This is about Q. I'm sorry. We were just halal texting.
10:25Okay there was one weird pic.
10:27Can you shut the fuck up?
10:28I'm not here about Q. She can deal with you herself.
10:29I respect her. I do.
10:30Well you're disrespecting me didn't you?
10:32And you wasted my time.
10:34Okay. Can I be honest with you?
10:37I love Muba. Okay?
10:40And so does the investment team in Dubai.
10:42For real?
10:43Tomorrow afternoon I'm flying out.
10:45Muba is first thing on the agenda.
10:50Tomorrow afternoon?
10:51Yeah. You know what? Come with me.
10:54They'll love you.
10:55I'll pay for your flight.
10:57Right.
10:59I think I've got to see him right now.
11:01Bro, they're getting on a plane.
11:02Well then come. We've got to go.
11:03But you have your audition today.
11:05Mummy, fuck the audition.
11:07I have to see Sophie.
11:09Q man.
11:11I can't do this without you.
11:14Is your phone fully charged?
11:16Yeah.
11:17Then yeah, I can't do this without you.
11:25I could get fired for just having you in this car.
11:27Oh yeah. Sophie banned you from the app.
11:30Nice.
11:31You know, nothing's gonna happen to you mate.
11:33That's me on the dashboard, alright?
11:35Really?
11:37I thought it was Dev Patel.
11:40Right, you know what?
11:41If you get it before 3.30, I'll give you an extra 20 quid, how's that?
11:45Chill, yeah? This is my account.
11:47I'm good for the dough.
11:48No, you ain't. You're broke as fuck.
11:50What?
11:52You leave tags on your clothes.
11:56It's harder to return them with the tags off, alright?
11:59Oh, stop it bro. It's embarrassing.
12:01Shit.
12:02We might not even make it in time.
12:04Is it?
12:04You'll make it.
12:05I know all the shortcuts of the airport while avoiding all the speed cameras and CCTV.
12:10I could even get you through security and onto a runway if you want.
12:14Just drive the car, please drive the car.
12:17To the terminal, not the runway.
12:29That way.
12:35Shah!
12:37Oh shit.
12:39Yasmin.
12:40What are you doing here?
12:41I'm just um...
12:42Oh my god.
12:43You can't keep doing this.
12:45I can't believe this is happening.
12:47I thought I made it clear when we spoke last night that this isn't a...
12:50Oh no, I'm not here to try and stop your leaving.
12:53Oh.
12:53We're actually here to try and stop someone else leaving.
12:57I'm sorry, you saw him last night, you didn't tell me that?
13:00What are you, mate?
13:02Hey, nice to meet you, man.
13:03Yeah, I've heard a lot about you.
13:05Oh my god.
13:07Oh.
13:07Yeah, yeah.
13:08Well, it's alright.
13:09It's worse than it looks.
13:11Bro, seriously, that big old girl.
13:12Yeah, big old girl.
13:13What are you like, 6'2"?
13:15Come on.
13:19What was that, Yas?
13:21Are you going?
13:22Yeah.
13:22Yeah.
13:24Excuse me, sorry.
13:26I'm sorry.
13:27Excuse me, sorry.
13:28Sorry.
13:30Whoa!
13:31Boarding pass.
13:32We don't have boarding passes, but somebody that we really need to speak to has just gone through.
13:36Yeah.
13:36That's not how it works.
13:38Sorry, one sec.
13:39Have you got any photos of Sophie in the phone?
13:41Yes.
13:42Yeah.
13:42Okay, now, quickly.
13:44Excuse me.
13:45We have reason to believe that this individual is a terror suspect and a security threat.
13:49We need to locate them and stop them immediately.
13:52One moment, sir.
13:53What the fuck are you doing, bro?
13:54Trust me.
13:55This is gonna work.
13:56No, no.
13:56I'm not involved.
13:59Right.
14:00You said something about security.
14:01I did.
14:02Yeah.
14:02He's travelling to the Middle East.
14:03He runs a complex network of drivers, couriers and Black Market dashcam suppliers.
14:08And how do you know this?
14:09I have links to the security establishment.
14:11What links?
14:12MI5.
14:13Sorry, I...
14:13MI5.
14:17Yeah.
14:18Not buying it.
14:19Next.
14:20I'm sorry, what...
14:22What do you mean you're not buying it?
14:24You know, tone of voice, body language, the whole performance, really.
14:27I just didn't see it in the eyes.
14:29Let me go again.
14:29You film it this time and we can watch it back together.
14:32You are already on camera.
14:33But if you keep annoying me, I'm gonna put you on the news.
14:36Better than having a hundred dead bodies and exploding 747 on the news.
14:39They don't fly 747s anymore.
14:41Because of people like this.
14:42I'm trying to tell you.
14:43Trained in Chechnya.
14:45Fought in Afghanistan.
14:46The Battle of Kandahar.
14:47Maybe you've heard of it.
14:47What are you doing?
14:50Are you saying you're a security threat and a terrorist?
14:52I'm an entrepreneur.
14:55Sorry.
14:57Hey.
14:58Can we talk?
14:59Next.
15:00Yeah.
15:05You got blood?
15:07Oh, yeah.
15:09I got hit by a car.
15:11Did it hurt?
15:11Yeah.
15:12Good.
15:19Bro, I'm sorry.
15:22I'm really, really sorry.
15:23I've been a fucking dickhead.
15:26Through this.
15:26Bro, my whole life.
15:28I've seen you out here.
15:29Yeah?
15:29Doing you.
15:32I've been at home, bro.
15:34Trying to repay your family for taking me and QA.
15:40I should thank you.
15:42You know what you made me realize?
15:45I have to do me.
15:49Yeah.
15:52Wait, is this, like, a real thank you?
15:54Like, a fuck you thank you?
15:56Both.
15:58I'm tired of being the little baby.
16:00Like, I'm not trying to be junior partner in a relationship.
16:03And I hear that.
16:04Yeah.
16:04And I don't want to control you.
16:06I'm sorry I sweated you.
16:09I just, I've just been ticking boxes my whole life.
16:13And...
16:14You're not a box, you are a flower.
16:18With layers.
16:20Like an onion.
16:21Okay, you need to work on that.
16:22Yeah.
16:25What are you getting on that plane yet?
16:28I'm back in four days.
16:31Oh.
16:32Why didn't you just call me anyway?
16:33I...
16:34This is too important.
16:40I love you, bro.
16:42Say it again?
16:42I said you're a fucking prick.
16:44Yeah, you're a little prick too.
16:46Yeah.
16:50Uh...
16:51That way.
16:52That way.
16:53Economy.
16:54Uh, I'll see you at baggage plane.
16:56Fuck's sake.
16:59Yes.
17:00Uh, put yourself together.
17:01I've been grinning at that four boys.
17:02Man, give me my phone, please.
17:04It's children now.
17:06Psycho.
17:08Uh...
17:09I don't know if you're still down, but you could probably still make an audition.
17:12I don't know if you're still down at that time.
17:14Oh yeah.
17:15I love you.
17:18Oh yeah.
17:21Oh yeah.
17:40Oh my God.
17:52I don't know.
18:27Mr. Lateef, we're ready when you are.
18:43There he is!
18:47Someone's had a busy few days.
18:51So, um, we're just going to go straight to the monologue, okay?
18:55Please tell me you're ready.
18:58Reporting for duty, ma'am.
18:59Set on camera.
19:01Fire on set.
19:02Sound speed.
19:04Screen test, Charlotte Eve, take two.
19:07Marker.
19:10And we're set, and...
19:15Action!
19:17That could have just as easily ended a few centimeters to the left.
19:21It wouldn't have mattered to you at all, would it?
19:24Just as long as you were pleasing your masters.
19:28Letting them tell you exactly who to be.
19:32But I see you.
19:36And when it's just you, all alone, tell me, how do you live with yourself?
19:46Do you even know who you are anymore?
19:53Do you want to know what it's like?
19:57Doing the dirty work.
20:00Fighting everybody.
20:03And being a nobody.
20:07The blood of my hands is mine.
20:14Because I kill a part of myself every day.
20:20I don't...
20:24Live with myself.
20:29Live with whoever you need me to be.
20:37If I don't know who I am, it's because...
20:43You don't want to know.
20:47And cut!
20:49Cut!
21:00You have never seen anybody turn a performance around like me.
21:04You see, you just...
21:06I think I get it now.
21:07Okay, well, great.
21:09No, it's just one more thing.
21:10It's just, you know, a bit of a rites of passage.
21:15Okay.
21:16Congratulations.
21:23Back to one.
21:24Yes, thank you.
21:27So now you're going to say your name in three...
21:36Two...
21:40One...
21:44Action!
21:47The name's...
21:52Shah Jahan.
22:00Is the name called you.
22:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
22:15Oh, oh, oh.
22:16Love is an end of love, what will you see?
22:23Love is an end of love, what will you see?
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