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Bait - Season 1 - Episode 04: Loyalty, Allegiance
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00:12Your food is ready.
00:15Amazing.
00:17One mixed bro.
00:19Wow.
00:20One biryani.
00:24Orkadol.
00:25Great.
00:26And some naan.
00:28Enjoy your meal.
00:29Let us know if you would like anything else.
00:30Can I get some more water?
00:31Yeah, sure.
00:44Oh my god, Yasmin.
00:47What the fuck?
00:50What are you doing here?
00:52What are you doing here?
00:54Oh yeah, you come here every year on Eid, don't you?
00:57I totally forgot.
00:59You forgot?
01:00Yeah.
01:01I'm just here picking up some food.
01:03Right.
01:04What a coincidence.
01:07Actually, do you mind if I...
01:11What's happening?
01:13I just told you I'm just here to pick up some food.
01:15On the other side of London.
01:17At 9.30.
01:18On Eid.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Don't eat that.
01:22Why not?
01:23You won't like it.
01:25I think I know what I like.
01:25It's chicken, not lamb.
01:29Why would you get the chicken?
01:30Trying new things.
01:31Is that okay?
01:32Yeah.
01:33Bit weird because the lamb's a signature.
01:34Okay, so you're here because of the article.
01:36Can we stop pretending?
01:39I'm sorry, what article?
01:41Are you being serious right now?
01:44I'm sorry if I missed your...
01:45What is it?
01:46An article?
01:46That sounds fun.
01:47Tell me about it.
01:48You're doubling down on this.
01:49Great.
01:50Dude, you know how it's like.
01:52I got busy.
01:52You're busy.
01:53Well, I'm sure you're not fixated on everything that I'm doing, right?
01:56This is a strong take.
01:57I've got to hand it to you.
01:58I don't know what you mean.
01:59It sounds like you think I'm...
02:00I'm like killing myself to be something that I'm not.
02:03And you memorized it.
02:05That's sad.
02:06Who's that?
02:06Oh, you're sad.
02:07I'm not sad.
02:08I've been having a great time.
02:09I've been swapping out political art for vanilla distraction.
02:12Can you stop quoting my article, please?
02:14Which is inherently a fun thing to do.
02:15And it's not even about you, actually.
02:16Oh, it's not about me.
02:17Full disclosure, Charlotte Eve and I know one another
02:20and have spent time together socially?
02:23Is that how you're going to describe our relationship?
02:26That's how she described our relationship, all right?
02:27You calm down.
02:28These people are not your audience.
02:30You're ruining their dinner.
02:31And mine.
02:32This is revenge porn, man.
02:33This is revenge porn dressed up as an identity politics and pop culture think piece.
02:37Is it revenge porn if you're fucking yourself over?
02:40Yeah.
02:40Actually, it is.
02:41That's a sub-genre of revenge porn.
02:43Yeah, it is.
02:43It doesn't matter what kind of porn it is.
02:45Delete that now!
02:47Delete that or I'll break your fucking nose with it.
02:49Yeah, it's good.
02:50And the deleted pics folder.
02:51What do you think?
02:51I'm fucking thick.
02:52Isn't that what you want?
02:55And that's not a private language here, you idiot.
02:58Dude, can you still eat it?
02:59If you wanted a selfie, you can talk to me.
03:01I'm very approachable.
03:01Okay, uncle.
03:02Yeah, thank you.
03:03Dude, enjoy your milkshake.
03:04Yeah, show's over.
03:05What are you doing?
03:06Are you kidding me?
03:07Enjoy your little fan's work.
03:08Come on, man.
03:08That's taking the...
03:09Is she paid?
03:10Yes, I paid.
03:11And I'm the dramatic one.
03:12Okay, look.
03:13Time out, please.
03:13I just want to talk.
03:14Excuse me.
03:15Hold her all the time.
03:16I'm sorry about that.
03:17Can we just have a chat?
03:18It's not right, man.
03:19It's not right.
03:21Shut up.
03:22Look here.
03:22I don't want to drink for me, Todd.
03:24Hey!
03:25Fucking hell.
03:27Did you see that?
03:27Is there a back door?
03:30Where's the back door?
03:31I think they're here for me, right?
03:32Anyone?
03:33Fine, thanks.
03:34I'll find it myself.
03:35Wait.
03:36Wait, go.
03:38Ready?
03:39Sorry.
03:39What are you doing?
03:42Saren, Saren!
03:43That's it!
03:44Go away.
03:45Go away.
03:45Not allowed.
03:46Not allowed.
03:50Please.
03:51Please, stop there.
03:53I didn't...
03:55I didn't...
03:56I didn't...
03:56I didn't...
03:56I didn't...
04:00Stop!
04:01Stop!
04:03Mr. Lee, slow down.
04:05Slow down, please.
04:06Okay, I didn't...
04:07Charger, stop.
04:09Okay.
04:10Okay, sorry.
04:11I wonder if they were all wrong.
04:12I just wanted to see you.
04:13The last bit wasn't my fault.
04:16Come on, now.
04:17That was crazy.
04:18You're crazy.
04:20Me?
04:21Come on, you knocked three feet out just by staring at me.
04:24If you ever need a job, I could do it with security.
04:28If you think that was fine, you have some serious issues.
04:32Better than your little book club for one.
04:33What kind of Eid is that, huh?
04:34How about your Eid?
04:35What, crossing London to stalk your ex?
04:36You need help.
04:38You know what?
04:38I do.
04:40And you did help me.
04:41And I'm grateful, because it shows that you care.
04:43I do care, actually.
04:44Well, what's for a beautiful lady?
04:47You know what?
04:47Yeah.
04:48Yeah, I'll buy a rose.
04:50Well, I should be danging you, right?
04:52No, please.
04:53What?
04:54How much are rose?
04:55Five for you.
04:56Okay, that's a bit steep.
04:57I'll do $2.50 for her.
04:58Okay, you're embarrassing yourself.
04:59Oh, isn't that...
05:00That's not the first time I would have done that for you, though, is it?
05:02Huh?
05:03I don't need a rose from you.
05:05You don't need anything from anyone.
05:06No, just not from you, actually.
05:07My life's pretty great.
05:08Okay, if it's great, lend me five pounds.
05:10And I'll buy you a rose, and I'm going to stop from scratch.
05:13Five pounds is expensive.
05:16Hmm?
05:17You know, if you knew me at all...
05:19You know, I hate roses.
05:22I remember that.
05:23I just...
05:23You've got to love the gesture, huh?
05:25You love the gesture.
05:26Guys, guys, why don't you come in for the best curry on Brick Lane?
05:2920% off for the lovely couple, eh?
05:31We're not a couple.
05:32Well, we used to be.
05:33She'd met my family.
05:34Yeah, I did, actually.
05:36And you know what?
05:37He made me wear a jacket over my sleeveless dress
05:39the first time when I met his dad.
05:40Well, not in a funder way.
05:42Just my dad's a bit of a, like, a little pervy uncle, mate.
05:44Listen, she was making out like I would have locked her in a cupboard
05:47if we carried on dating.
05:48Yeah?
05:49She's putting all her cultural and family issues on me
05:51just because I'm brown.
05:51That's racist, isn't it?
05:52Isn't it more racist to be killing yourself
05:54to play a white neocolonial MI6 agent?
05:56But if I paid him, he wouldn't be white, would he?
05:58Yeah, but you would be.
05:59Guys, I've got an idea.
06:01Why don't you go to my cousin's restaurant across the road?
06:03I think that's better for you.
06:04Don't you want to hear about how he brought a date
06:05to my friends and family screening?
06:07A date?
06:09That was not a date.
06:10She was a work colleague that I brought.
06:11She was shit in your mango tree flop.
06:14Guessing it wasn't enough to snog her on screen.
06:16Good for the career to be spotted out and about with her.
06:18God forbid anything come for that.
06:20Okay.
06:20Okay.
06:21Hadn't we broken up by then?
06:22Sure.
06:22That night was about me.
06:24Okay?
06:24And also, taking a break isn't the same as breaking up.
06:27Okay.
06:28So then how exactly would you define how we...
06:29Fuck, you can't.
06:30Fuck.
06:30What?
06:32I left my bag at the restaurant.
06:33Okay, do you...
06:35You have to go back there now?
06:36I have my passport in it and I'm leaving tomorrow.
06:38Where are you going?
06:38Fuck, Argentina.
06:40What?
06:40Why are you going to Argentina?
06:42Wait.
06:43Someone's taking it.
06:45Look, my airpods are moving.
06:47Fuck.
06:47Oh, shit.
06:48You're not going to catch that on foot.
06:49We need a cabinet.
06:50Oh, wait.
06:51Taxi!
06:53I need to get it back.
06:55That's gone.
06:56Listen, can you just...
06:57Just let me help.
06:59Just trust me for once.
07:01I don't know.
07:03Come on.
07:04Come on.
07:05Come on.
07:06Come on.
07:06Come on.
07:07Come on.
07:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:08Seriously?
07:09Hey, mate.
07:09Listen.
07:10Can you give us a lift?
07:11Yeah.
07:12Okay.
07:12Yeah?
07:13How fast does this go?
07:14Not that fast.
07:16Faster than walking, though, isn't it?
07:17Well, yeah.
07:17It's a bike.
07:20If you annoy me, I will ditch you.
07:22Oh, you always say that, but you're still here.
07:24Yeah, well, I'm leaving the country tomorrow, aren't I?
07:26Hey, this is an emergency.
07:28Can you follow this dot?
07:30Yeah.
07:31All right, auntie.
07:31I've got you.
07:32Auntie?
07:32You're definitely going to get a tip.
07:34All right, listen.
07:35It's going to be fine.
07:36What's in Argentina?
07:38Funding came through for my doc.
07:40The shit brick one?
07:40Mm-hmm.
07:42Cool.
07:43Come on.
07:45Proud of you, man.
07:46I don't mean that to patronise you.
07:48Well, it was a little bit patronising.
07:49No, seriously.
07:50I wish there were more dokey entries about shit bricks.
08:04Your dad is more, um, her of Rufondo.
08:08I appreciate you saying that.
08:10He would have killed to have me in your family.
08:14I would have had to kill him.
08:15I'd have to keep pulling him to one side like that.
08:17What the fuck are you doing?
08:17Chill out, mate.
08:22How is he?
08:24He's not good.
08:26Nah, he's not, um...
08:29Yeah, he's not good.
08:36I think my whole family hates me.
08:39They probably do.
08:47I can make you feel, I can make you feel.
08:51That's mad.
08:52Shut up.
08:56That is...
08:57Come on, that's crazy.
08:59Of all the tunes.
09:00That's wild.
09:06Me, can you turn it up?
09:09Better, turn it up for your auntie.
09:11I'm getting an auntie when I go raving.
09:29Is it here?
09:31Somewhere around there.
09:32Maybe it's in the diner over there.
09:34In there?
09:35In there.
09:38Thanks.
09:39Yeah.
09:40Ten percent off your next ride.
09:41Leaving tomorrow.
09:42Well, when you get back, then?
09:43Not coming back.
09:44What do you mean, I'm coming back?
09:45It doesn't matter.
09:47What do you mean by that?
09:49Cat, Manny, Charlie?
09:50No, man.
09:51Nice one.
09:54What do you mean you're not coming back?
09:58It's here.
10:00Okay.
10:01Okay?
10:02Um, yeah.
10:04I think...
10:05Is that down there on the left?
10:06Yeah.
10:06Hurry up.
10:07It takes weeks to get a new passport.
10:08Don't worry.
10:09We're going to get it.
10:10Wait, I think it is.
10:12It's like behind...
10:12It's this one here.
10:19Hi.
10:20Hi.
10:22Welcome to the glow-up.
10:2325 ahead.
10:24Oh, I'd like to pay, please.
10:26But I don't have my wallet or phone, so...
10:29How's this become an expensive date for me?
10:36And here are your putty bags.
10:40Down the corridor on the right.
10:41Okay.
10:42Okay.
10:43Okay.
10:44So what were you before exactly?
10:45Uh, it's a bum bag.
10:46Okay.
10:47What kind of bum bag?
10:48Just a bag.
10:50Right.
10:50Neon.
10:51Pink and yellow.
10:53Wait, is this the one that I got you?
10:54Yeah.
10:55Aww.
10:56All right.
10:57Relax.
10:58What?
10:58No, it shouldn't be too hard to find, right?
11:00Yeah, it's convenient.
11:00It's a useful size bag.
11:02Okay, okay.
11:06Oh, Sharp.
11:12Might be a bit tricky.
11:13Oh, shit.
11:16I'm never going to find my bag in here.
11:18Whoa, aren't you forgetting something?
11:21So what?
11:22Check your goodie bag, mate.
11:23Can't let you on the dance floor like that.
11:27Oh, with the paint.
11:29All right, um, fuck it.
11:33Um, I'm not really, I'm shit at this kind of...
11:35Sit down.
11:36I'll do it.
11:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, be nice.
11:43Be nice.
11:44When am I not nice?
11:47As much as you want to, um, humiliate me, just remember who's passport with us.
11:53Don't rush the artist, please.
11:57Sorry.
12:01Oh, look into her soul.
12:07Why'd you get rid of the nose ring?
12:10Um, I don't know.
12:11You look so much fitter with that nose ring, man.
12:14What?
12:14Fuck you.
12:15What?
12:15I'm just saying, it took the attention away from that cold, dead look in your eyes.
12:19Probably around the same time as you, um, started losing half your hair.
12:23You know, um, fitting hair is linked to high levels of testosterone, so...
12:27I know you're broke.
12:27So if you need some money for a hair transplant in Turkey, you just let me know.
12:31No, I'm fine.
12:31You know, I just take all my self-loathing and I rub it on my scalp every day.
12:34But thanks for chopping me up on yourself, Logan.
12:36Next time I see you, you're going to have shaved your head and you're going to tell me it's for
12:40a role.
12:41Or, because I'm going to have a really secret sad illness and you're going to be so upset about all
12:45the time we just spend together now that I'm dead.
12:48Yeah?
12:48Yeah.
12:49Death guilty.
12:50That's a straight-up auntie move.
12:51It is.
12:53Sorry, did that trigger you?
12:54Sorry, does that turn you on?
12:55I know.
12:57I see my turn.
13:04I see my turn.
13:43I see my turn.
14:03You're having fun?
14:05Yeah, I'm actually, I'm having fun.
14:08You're meant to be looking for a bag.
14:09Yeah, I'm looking as well.
14:10All right.
14:11I'm always looking, don't worry.
14:17You're not a bad either in the end.
14:18Not the worst.
14:19You know what I mean?
14:23What are you looking at me for?
14:24I don't have it.
14:25I don't have it.
14:36Line?
14:41Could have gone to the bathroom, yeah?
15:16You don't have the
15:20Are you fucking mad?
15:24Don't listen to me, he's lost the fucking blood.
15:26I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
15:54I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
15:55I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
15:55You're a little scared.
16:13I'm not the first family member.
16:14I'm not the first family member.
16:28Hey, hey, can you go find it, and I just want to say what you're doing, you'll be
16:47halfway across the world on your own, it's amazing, you're fearless, I've always admired
16:53that about you, thanks, so where are you going to live, a flat or something, yeah, I found
17:05a place near the offices, okay, great, yeah, is it like a good neighbourhood, I'm just saying
17:12a woman out there on her own, I can take care of myself, I know, I know, I know, I
17:16know,
17:16your Spanish is kind of shit, so you're going to need someone to translate, what am I doing,
17:22I'm looking for your passports, and I'm having a little bit of a rape, what, found the bag,
17:29didn't you, no, what, yeah, you did, you psycho, what are you talking about, you just said passports
17:40with a fucking S, where are they, where are they, fine, fine, fine, Oliver Winthrop,
17:48fucking Winthrop, man, and I'm the one trying to be white, now then, leave me the bag, I'll
18:11hey, hey, hey, hey, why did you lie to me, I didn't fucking lie to you, you didn't tell
18:17me you got a boyfriend, why do you think I'm here, you're the one that lied about the
18:21passports, okay, all right, then I'll be honest now, I am not here for your fucking article,
18:25okay, I'm here, I'm here for you, look, I'm here for you, because I miss you, I miss us,
18:36okay, I'll admit that, now, can you admit, if it's really all done between us, it's a little
18:43bit weird that you didn't want to tell me about your boyfriend, well, how long, a year, that
18:47you're moving to another country tomorrow, yeah, I mean, there's, there's something,
18:52I got cold feet, this is a fucking big decision, okay, so you got cold feet, yeah, okay, but
18:59I didn't want to see him on my last night in London, I'm out here running around with
19:02you, why is that, hmm, but he's fucking great, he's really great, and he loves me, and he's
19:08reliable, and he's there for me, so, I don't know, I don't know.
19:25Do you want to know what it's like, doing the dirty work, fighting everybody, and being
19:35a nobody, I, I don't live with myself, I live with whoever they need me to be,
19:51and if I don't know who I am, it's because I feel like maybe you don't want to know.
19:58Are you acting?
20:02No.
20:02It's like, lines.
20:04They are, they are lines, but the feeling is honest.
20:11You're insane.
20:21Please, don't go.
20:28Take care, okay?
21:10Thanks.
21:12Thanks.
21:15Thanks.
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