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The Real Housewives Of Cheshire Season 19 Episode 1
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00:06Cheshire, the Champagne capital of the north of England, where the streets are lined with
00:13supercars and your neighbour might just be one of the world's greatest footballers.
00:19In this millionaire's playground, luxury isn't a treat, it's a standard.
00:25Let's go, let's go, let's go. But beneath that sparkle, secrets, rumours and scandal are never far away.
00:34Because to survive in Cheshire, you need thick skin, big dreams and an even bigger bank balance.
00:43The ladies here are a different class and the only thing worse than a fake handbag is a fake friendship.
00:51And receipts? You'd better keep them for both.
00:58Here, egos are as grand as the mansions they live in.
01:03Alliances are priceless. Betrayal is expensive.
01:06And if you can't keep up, you'll be taken for a ride.
01:12Welcome to the Golden Triangle.
01:18I'm a queen bee and I've got a sting in my tail.
01:25Cheshire's in my blood, but don't make it boil.
01:30I'll pray for peace, but I'm ready for war.
01:37I might be younger, but I wasn't born yesterday.
01:42I don't have time for gossip.
01:44I'm too busy building an empire.
01:47Cheshire's my playground, and I'll give you the ride of your life.
02:04I've never been in the car with you before.
02:07You have.
02:08You've never driven.
02:09I'm not the best driver.
02:10No, you're definitely not.
02:11You are a terrible driver, though.
02:12I'm terrible.
02:13Are you in the right gear? What's going on?
02:15You're in something that's not right.
02:17You're a rat.
02:18Are you doing that on purpose?
02:22Do you want to get a Sauvignon Blanc?
02:29No problem, Aldo.
02:30I just want to flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow.
02:34I just want to flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow.
02:38I just want to glide a little bit.
02:40Me and go with the sky a little bit.
02:42Yeah, I just want to flow, flow, flow, flow.
02:44Hi!
02:47How are you?
02:49You look nice.
02:49Oh, look at you.
02:50Free and pink.
02:51Mwah.
02:52Mwah.
02:53Come on, let's go.
02:54Yeah, good.
02:55I just want to glide a little bit.
02:57I've been away for such a long time.
02:59I know.
02:59How long were you in Dubai for?
03:01Like, two and a half months?
03:02Two and a half months.
03:03It's the longest I've ever been away.
03:05I didn't think you were ever coming back.
03:07Do you know what, Rach?
03:08If I had it my way, I would have just stayed.
03:10Flow, I just want to flow.
03:12Never got to swing me, not up and above.
03:14Stealing on the building, I don't want to go.
03:16If you're on it with me, probably I don't know.
03:19Flow, flow, yeah, I just want to flow.
03:25Why is no-one?
03:27She opened the gate so she knows we're here.
03:29Aunt Pika, it's cold.
03:30Are you going to let us in today or should we go?
03:33Why is she leaving a guest on the door now?
03:34I don't know.
03:42Well, there's only one queen in Cheshire,
03:46and she's right here, baby.
03:47I'm here to bring everyone back together.
03:50I want total harmony and peace.
03:53Sorry, Ampika, it's three people
03:56in the toilet, and I'm sat here, like,
03:58filling all the bags.
04:02What's happening? What's the matter?
04:03I don't know if I knew, I'll tell you.
04:06Aww.
04:08And what's she doing?
04:13What better way to start the bonding process
04:16with these lovely ladies back in my palace?
04:19Hi. Hello. How are you?
04:21Nice. Aw, hi, ladies.
04:24Finally. You've never had the privilege
04:25of coming through those gates before.
04:27Break a wrist, take a dream, chase a...
04:31Look at you.
04:33Oh, yeah. Look at you.
04:34Oh, yeah.
04:35Look at you.
04:35We've got pink champagne for the pink lady.
04:38Ampika's house is very Ampika-ish.
04:41It's opulent.
04:43It's not to my taste, but that's okay.
04:45She probably wouldn't live in a farmhouse.
04:48Each to their own.
04:49Can you believe it?
04:49It's my first time.
04:50And you're so close to each other.
04:52We're so close.
04:53I know. I know.
04:54Literally.
04:54I'm thinking, why has that been, Seema?
04:56You walk the dog down here?
04:57I do.
04:58I do.
04:58You walk the dog?
04:59That's like...
04:59That is an insult.
05:01I walk the dog down here, and I see your house, I'm picking a carry on walking.
05:05Bloody hell, I wasn't expecting this.
05:07Soon as I've walked in, it's like, how come you've never been to my house?
05:12Well, Ampika, you've never invited me.
05:16What's your excuse?
05:17Why have you not been before?
05:18I have been before.
05:19I've been here a couple of times.
05:20She has been a couple of times when she had the consortium company selling my stuff.
05:25And Rachel used to drive through the gates, and she'd have such a frosty disposition.
05:28I'd be like, hi, Rachel, you okay? Would you like a drink?
05:30She's like, no, fine, thank you.
05:31I didn't.
05:31I didn't.
05:33I didn't.
05:33I remember you were, like, really frosty, and I thought...
05:35I wasn't at all.
05:36Ice queen!
05:37If it's not me being a bin bag lady and frosty, what is it with her?
05:42It's like she can't help herself.
05:43Be nice.
05:44It costs nothing.
05:45I gotta put me first.
05:47Big bad putting that work.
05:49Call me, I can't hit bad.
05:51Don't got time for chit chat.
05:53Oh, look at you!
05:56Oh, look at you!
05:56Oh, look at you!
05:57Oh, look at you!
05:58Money make me happy.
06:00My love in the past.
06:02She's been slacking me off all the way down.
06:04And she's made me walk all the way down there because she don't like me bloody driving.
06:07Can I just tell her?
06:08I don't know.
06:09I heard her at the moment.
06:10I don't know her at the moment.
06:11She drives horrendous.
06:12And you always have a go at my outfits, but watch, got penises on her shoes.
06:18Oh, stop!
06:19Pointy!
06:20They're very pointy.
06:22They're a little bit odd.
06:24They look like a pointy penis.
06:26I went out for the weekend to Wales with some friends and I met a really, really nice guy.
06:32Oh, my God.
06:33How do you meet all these people?
06:34You meet so many people.
06:35How do you meet all these men?
06:36How old is he?
06:3736.
06:38Oh, that's not bad.
06:40That's not bad.
06:41But he said to me, I could be a very immature 40-year-old.
06:45And?
06:46Yeah, but I don't look 40.
06:47I mean, I'm lying, but I'm not that good.
06:50She can get free trams.
06:53Is that true?
06:53No, I can't get a free tram.
06:55No, you can't.
06:56No, you can't.
06:57Hello.
06:58Sheena, how old do you think I am?
06:59How rude that you actually think I can get a free tram past.
07:03Cheeky cow.
07:03So, I went to Dubai, saw Seema.
07:07Did you go to Seema?
07:08I was in Dubai at the same time, yeah.
07:10Oh.
07:10But she was busy.
07:11We tried to meet up and, you know, it just didn't work.
07:13Our schedule didn't work.
07:13You're okay, though, aren't you?
07:15You and Seema?
07:15Yeah, we're actually really good.
07:16I feel like we haven't spoke as much over the summer period, but we're okay.
07:20Yeah.
07:20Like, I feel like we've...
07:22Obviously a lot happened last year.
07:23You called me a client.
07:24You weren't.
07:25Let's rewind.
07:26No, no, no.
07:26What's the whole point?
07:27I was on the whole page.
07:28I was suddenly a family, I'm suddenly a sister, now I'm just a client.
07:31We've come over there, and we're on a good path.
07:34Yeah, good.
07:34And you all say, half the time, you forget what you were screaming about.
07:37Anyway, I kind of go...
07:39Well, me and you do, a lot of people don't.
07:41Oh, look at me, I'm the boss, I'm the man, I'm the queen, they can make you see I'm everything
07:57you want to be.
08:00When I went to the Burj Al Arab in Dubai, I thought...
08:03Yes, this is what it reminds me of.
08:05It was the staircase and the Burj Al Arab, and I thought if it's good enough for the Burj Al
08:08Arab, it's good enough for me.
08:10This is my bedroom.
08:12Oh, wow, I'm Peter.
08:13I'm a part of you sleep here, like, a few...
08:15This is gorgeous.
08:16I know.
08:17Oh, I love this.
08:18Nice little canopy.
08:20Is that you?
08:21That's me and David.
08:23Oh, my God, she looks so different when everyone's there.
08:25Yeah, that was, like, probably about 12 years ago.
08:27I've known David for 17 years.
08:29It's been noted in the Sunday Times Rich List that David is 148th richest person in the country.
08:35I got introduced through a mutual girlfriend who was an actress, and she introduced me to this chap who was
08:41my friend for very many years.
08:43So I've grown to love him, know all his wonderful qualities, the good, the bad, the ugly, and the same
08:49with me.
08:49And I think if I can live my best life and genuinely have love and have financial freedom and have
08:56health, I am the luckiest girl in the world.
08:59I've been looking so fly, I've been looking so fly.
09:03Oh, my God, you've got a salon.
09:05Gorgeous.
09:05Yeah, so.
09:07Oh, and Pika.
09:08I am going to be here every day.
09:10We need to get ready in here for girls' night.
09:13This is brilliant.
09:14No, it's just cosy, isn't it?
09:16I'm going to keep all of y'all begging for more.
09:19This is cool and it's pure as fun.
09:22Oh, my gosh.
09:24Oh, my gosh.
09:26Pika, boo.
09:27I know, I know.
09:28This is such a fashion archive.
09:31She's got every single designer piece.
09:33I mean, Chanel bags, Hermes, Gucci, Louis Vuitton.
09:39This girl's got it all.
09:41Oh, and Pika.
09:42Oh.
09:43Right, I'm actually going to play dress up.
09:45What do we think?
09:47Oh, I really like that.
09:48Is that Hermes?
09:49Yeah.
09:50Oh, my God.
09:51I need a handbag.
09:52Can I choose a bag?
09:53Choose a bag.
09:54I'm thinking this for you.
09:56For me?
09:56No, this is for you.
09:57Oh.
09:58Well, I've got that in black.
09:59Oh.
10:06Have you seen that group chat?
10:08Peek-a-boo set up right today.
10:11Oh, I know.
10:12I know.
10:12How exciting.
10:14I know.
10:15Do you know what?
10:15It was inevitable.
10:17They've been together a long time, haven't they?
10:18David and Mbika.
10:19I'm just so excited.
10:21I know.
10:21That's happening.
10:21He's putting a ring on it.
10:23It's so nice to see one of my oldest best friends so happy and so in love.
10:29And I'm really excited for her.
10:31That's what I want.
10:32When I first met Peek-a-boo, she was married to Mark.
10:35Who's Mark?
10:36So Mark is on Peek's first husband.
10:39Oh, is that who she's talking about when she says Mark, her first husband?
10:42Yeah.
10:42Yeah.
10:43They actually look like each other.
10:45Yeah, Mark and David could be.
10:47Yeah.
10:47But hold on, so he...
10:48Doesn't he live with her?
10:49Because she talks about the person called Mark.
10:51Yeah.
10:51They've got their son and it's a big house.
10:53Like this?
10:55That's interesting.
10:56David and Mark are really close.
10:58They got on really well.
10:59Oh, my God.
10:59That's amazing.
11:01They all feel amazing.
11:01It's a very unique situation.
11:03It's very unique.
11:04Yeah.
11:14Ladies, this is the dining room.
11:16Wow.
11:16This is our formal room.
11:18Flowers.
11:19Oh, hello.
11:19Hello.
11:21I knew there'd be mirrors somewhere.
11:23I was looking on your bed.
11:24To be honest, you've done things in here and looked up.
11:27I have done things in here.
11:29And it's really sexy.
11:30I've done it on the dining room table and it's amazing.
11:33Yeah.
11:34So you can literally get the full experience from every angle.
11:38So you're saying you've done things on this table.
11:41Is there anywhere they haven't christened in this house?
11:44I mean, I'm not being funny.
11:46I need some rubber gloves.
11:47I'm too scared to sit down on anything.
11:49It was an experience.
11:51It was an experience.
11:51Oh, my God.
11:52So, this was my marital home.
11:54So, obviously, me and my ex-husband.
11:57David's been here a few times.
11:59Right, yeah.
11:59And I just didn't think it was proper to get him to reenact something.
12:03That I've already done.
12:04So, then you put the mirrors here instead.
12:06So, then I'll maneuver David onto here.
12:08So, we've christened this part.
12:10Mark and I have christened that part.
12:12So, it's all happy memories when I come in here.
12:13Happy memories.
12:15La, la, la, la, la.
12:16I can't unsee it.
12:17I can't unsee it.
12:19Maybe I'll have to give Sandeep a call and talk about some mirrors.
12:22Get mine.
12:25Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
12:29Nora's turning too soon.
12:31And, you know, we've always talked about wanting to grow our family.
12:34Would you go again, would you?
12:35Well, we have been trying.
12:37Oh, really?
12:37Oh, wow.
12:38Are you struggling with anything?
12:39It's pretty scary.
12:40Yeah.
12:41I am gonna miss the girls.
12:43Have you told them yet?
12:44Not told anybody.
12:45They're gonna be really shocked.
12:47So, the pair of them sat there like poisoned umpa-lumpers slagging me off.
12:51And it went on for about seven minutes.
12:52You're very nice to people's faces.
12:54But behind that veneer of a smile, are you really sincere?
13:03Good afternoon.
13:08Do you want to help Mammy choose?
13:09Come and have a look at diamonds, Nora.
13:11Oh, she's on the floor.
13:12Nora, what are you doing?
13:17You got jewels on the bunny.
13:19Oh, come on.
13:20Let's have a look at some jewellery.
13:23Nora is turning two very soon.
13:25And she is definitely well within her terrible two era.
13:30I didn't realize how hard it would be to juggle motherhood,
13:34running a business, house renovations, and it's hard.
13:38Someone once told me that your dad should be the first person
13:42to buy you diamonds.
13:43So, get your credit cards ready, because, yeah.
13:45It's gonna be expensive batches.
13:47Oh, hello.
13:48Hello, my darling.
13:49Would you be okay?
13:50Oh, I'm scared.
13:51How are you feeling?
13:52Well, you know, my voice is gone.
13:54When's that coming back out?
13:55I don't know.
13:56I don't know.
13:57We've got Nora here as well.
13:57She's just having a play around.
13:59Hi, Princess.
14:00Look at her.
14:00Who's this auntie Sheena?
14:02Beautiful girl.
14:03So cutey.
14:04What a beautiful girl.
14:05Yeah, I'm so sorry.
14:06I've lost my voice.
14:07So, I'm in collaboration with this beautiful map anywhere.
14:11Oh, amazing.
14:11I am.
14:12And I'm doing an edit with them for Ramadan.
14:15Oh, wow.
14:16And we're doing the first ever Iftar event.
14:18But the best part is why you're here today is I'm choosing all the jewellery for my edit.
14:23And, and, wait, wait, wait, wait, not even the best part, I get to share that with some of the
14:27girls.
14:27And, of course, I'm going to share it with you.
14:28Are you doing it?
14:29So, you get to try on jewellery and you get to wear it and borrow it.
14:32Oh, my God.
14:33Paige.
14:35How blooming exciting.
14:36I know.
14:37So.
14:38Oh, God.
14:39I told you the girls are going to love this.
14:41Let's go.
14:42Hold the Birkin.
14:43Let's go.
14:44Bloody hell.
14:51Oh, Paige.
14:52Oh, that's perfect.
14:53Do you want to try it on?
14:54You just try this on.
14:55Oh, my God.
14:57How much does this work?
14:59150k.
15:00150k.
15:01I like the team work.
15:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:03We'll get it done, we'll get it done, we'll get it done.
15:04So girly.
15:05Isn't it?
15:06It's stunning.
15:07It's not every day you're wearing £150,000 round your neck, is it?
15:10Oh, wow.
15:10Isn't that gorge?
15:11Yeah.
15:12I mean, sweet with the outfit today, actually.
15:14Yeah, yeah.
15:14It's so girly.
15:14Perfect.
15:15A bit of bling.
15:16So I'm going to just get you some champagne and your tea, and I'll leave you to it.
15:20Yeah, thank you.
15:20Thank you, darling.
15:21Thank you very much.
15:21No worries.
15:24Back, I am ready to strike.
15:27Back, you better go hide.
15:31Ooh.
15:32This is my first time I've ever had bicycle shorts on in my entire life.
15:36I have a love-hate relationship with my buttocks, so if I can get anything to zap those babies,
15:42make it firmer, make it tighter, make it tauter, I'll pay anything.
15:47I will start turning things up, and you'll just start to feel a little something come
15:50on in.
15:50Ooh!
15:52Exactly that.
15:53Woo!
15:54Fucking hell!
15:55Stop me sideways.
15:56That is evil.
15:57That's like dog training with that electric collar on.
16:00Sounds like we're in a porno.
16:01This is really seedy, Lauren.
16:03Stop it, please.
16:04You're freaking me out.
16:05It's not a nice sensation at all.
16:06I mean, it's a very strange feeling.
16:08It's like your vibrators got lost inside you to the left.
16:11It's been described as that before, to be fair, so I can't even disagree.
16:14Oh, that feels lovely.
16:16Oh.
16:16When's it finishing?
16:18Not long.
16:19Oh, my God, now you can really feel it on your clit, Lauren.
16:21Jesus Christ.
16:22Come on, feel it on my clit.
16:24Funnily enough.
16:25Can you put it up so I can feel it on my clit?
16:29Oh!
16:29You can do this on people.
16:31Come on.
16:31Keep moving.
16:32Oh!
16:33Perfect.
16:34Come on, two miles please.
16:36Oh, God, that is really, really...
16:38Yeah, it gets tough, doesn't it?
16:39It gets tough.
16:41It's like some type of karma sutra.
16:43Yay!
16:44Finish.
16:45Oh!
16:45Well done, well done, well done.
16:46Lovely work.
16:47Thank you, that was lovely.
16:48Have a breather, let me get these off you.
16:49I'll never do that again.
16:50That was hell.
16:52To be honest, when I had the girls round the other day, I actually had genuinely a lovely,
16:57lovely afternoon.
16:58The only thing that I couldn't believe is that Seema's never been to your house.
17:01I know.
17:02I have invited her.
17:03I invited her and Sandeep.
17:04She declined.
17:06Oh, right, no, I didn't mean it in a horrible way.
17:08I was just like...
17:09Oh, no, no, I wasn't like picking teeth and causing trouble.
17:12Yeah.
17:12I was just surprised that she'd never been to your house.
17:14I'm going to peel it back down to basics.
17:16I don't know what about something that went on years ago, but you know when you haven't
17:19addressed something and it niggles away at you?
17:21Seema and Stacey.
17:23Oh, I knew you were going to say that.
17:24Yeah, literally, and it's a bone of contention.
17:27Who is this Seema's party and...
17:30They rang up Esther.
17:31And it rang...
17:33They rang Esther up and they were both pissed.
17:34She could hear everything.
17:36And they thought that they'd put the phone down.
17:39Yeah, that was...
17:39So they're ringing up Esther, Esther didn't pick up.
17:41So the pair of them sat there, like, poisoned umpa-lumpas, slagging me off.
17:46And it went on for about seven minutes and then Esther sent it to me the next day
17:49and I was absolutely shell shocked.
17:51I've always found with Seema that she is very warm and welcoming with a smile on her face,
17:57but behind your back she's really schneid.
17:59I am the same person that I've always been.
18:01And you are too, Seema.
18:02And that's a two-faced fucker.
18:04To me, you're very nice to people's faces, but behind that veneer of a smile,
18:09are you really sincere?
18:11I was so hurt and taken back by what Seema had said seven years ago.
18:15You could say I'm pathetic, you could say I'm childish,
18:18but to me, I'm a person with feelings.
18:21And I am like an elephant.
18:23I will never forget.
18:25If I thought you looked a crock of shit, I'd say to Lauren today, sweetheart...
18:28You do!
18:28I don't think...
18:29But I'd say it to your face.
18:30Yeah, I agree.
18:31I don't need to get in the back of a car, pissed out in the head,
18:33slagging you off, unbeknownst to you, and then come, oh, hi!
18:37She got caught.
18:38You're like a smiling assassin.
18:39She got caught.
18:50Tell me your place.
18:52Yes.
18:52How's it going?
18:53Well, it was meant to be done.
18:54I mean, months ago, like six months ago.
18:56A whole page.
18:57Honestly.
18:58Like, we are still currently living in town.
19:00It's been nine months.
19:02Oh, my God.
19:02How are you supposed to be in town for?
19:04Three.
19:04No.
19:05If I'm honest to you, I've had enough.
19:07It's like I'm drained.
19:09Like, I am...
19:10I could scream every day.
19:11Like, I'm literally...
19:12I was saying to Amir, my head is like this, just kind of a bit above water.
19:15We started our Harris Renovations nearly a year ago, and the site is still an absolute
19:20mess, and I just don't know when this project's going to be finished.
19:24Well, over half a mil in the...
19:25Over budget.
19:26Oh, page.
19:27And if I'm truly honest with you, like, I mean, see, me and Amir, we've been
19:31together for years, we love each other.
19:33Yeah, of course.
19:33But the reality is...
19:35It's a test, isn't it?
19:35It's a big test, and we are at each other's heads.
19:39Yeah.
19:39Nora's turning too soon.
19:41You know, we've always talked about wanting to grow our family, because Nora's at an age
19:45now where we don't want that gap to be too...
19:47Would you go again, would you?
19:48Well, we have been trying.
19:49Oh, really?
19:50Oh, wow.
19:50But the issue is, is, like, we're struggling with the house problems, like, the stress,
19:56like, then we're bickering, then it becomes...
19:57Yeah, yeah.
19:57And I don't know if that's a factor in probably why I haven't been pregnant yet.
20:02With Nora, we were very lucky.
20:04We didn't try as much, and I just fell pregnant.
20:06Whereas this time around, we're starting to see that maybe it wasn't as easy as the first
20:09time.
20:10And we do want to have more kids, and we do want to have a future where we can see
20:14all
20:14the kids coming over the house and running around.
20:16But who knows?
20:18Who knows what's gonna happen?
20:20Hopefully, hopefully, one day, we'll be able to grow our family away from all this stress,
20:25and have a calmer life.
20:26Hopefully.
20:36You just put the strawberries on that.
20:38Do you want a tea, Mum?
20:38Please.
20:40I'm beautiful and everybody knows.
20:44Are you gonna miss me, Mum?
20:45Oh, don't start.
20:47I'll start crying again, Sima.
20:50Really, really...
20:51What are you crying for?
20:52You don't need to cry.
20:53I know, it's not the same, Sima.
20:56Oh, Mum!
20:57Listen, you're gonna be able to have a holiday with me.
21:00I know.
21:01I've been keeping a huge secret from the girls.
21:04And after a lifetime of living here, I'm actually leaving Cheshire.
21:10Sandeep and the boys, we're all moving to Dubai.
21:13I'll miss all of you, but for you, it's something different, like mother-daughter.
21:19I know.
21:19You can sit and talk and all that.
21:21It's a different relationship.
21:23See?
21:23You're gonna miss me the best, the most.
21:27I'm finding this all so hard, even though it's exciting.
21:31Me and my mum are so close.
21:35I don't have my dad.
21:37Erm...
21:39She's everything. Mum, Dad, best friend.
21:42And I think telling her is actually making it really real.
21:47You studied together.
21:49Good morning.
21:49Oh, hello.
21:50Are you OK?
21:51Oh, yeah.
21:51Hello.
21:53You OK?
21:54I'm fine.
21:55How are you?
21:55I'm fine.
21:56You're good.
21:56I'm surprised you are.
21:57I don't know.
21:58Good morning.
21:59You OK?
21:59Do you want a coffee?
22:01Just a boil of water, please.
22:03The move to Dubai is the right time for us.
22:06It's something we've always wanted to do.
22:08And I can.
22:10My work can still carry on.
22:12My work can still carry on there.
22:13Aaron's moving with his company, and I'm sure Neil will follow.
22:17But it is gonna be hard.
22:18It's a big step, but I am looking forward to it.
22:21I don't know, are you struggling with anything about leaving here?
22:24I think, obviously, it's pretty scary.
22:27Yeah.
22:27But I'll just miss everyone here, basically, and all the memories we've had here.
22:32And I think that's what I'm gonna miss the most.
22:35But the girls, I am gonna miss the girls.
22:39Have you told them you're going yet?
22:41I'm not told anybody.
22:42I've not.
22:43I don't know when the right time is to tell them because...
22:46They'll be shocked.
22:47They're gonna be really shocked.
22:49Who's gonna be the most shocked?
22:51I think Rachel will take it the hardest.
22:54I'm really worried how I'm gonna tell Rachel.
22:57She's always been my solid friend.
23:00And I know she's gonna find this really difficult.
23:04Yeah.
23:05I'm worried about Rach.
23:08She hates change.
23:09She puts this hard front, but she's not.
23:12And I just...
23:13I think I'm gonna find it the hardest telling her.
23:15I'm gonna have to tell the girls, too.
23:19I don't know how I'm gonna do it.
23:21I don't even know how to say it, what to say.
23:25But I'm gonna have to do it.
23:38The Phantom looks so mean, doesn't it?
23:41It's too big.
23:41If you get the right colour spec, you can make it look so mean on the road.
23:45See, what do you think about that?
23:47So, if you look at it from this distance, it's mean, but it doesn't really stand out, does it?
23:53This is like a trip down memory lane.
23:55Mark and I going car shopping.
23:57But this time, I'm going car shopping, not as his wife, but as his best friend.
24:02It's a lovely weekend car.
24:04This is gonna be our new baby.
24:07Yeah.
24:07I'm gonna christen it.
24:08In what way?
24:09Well, you know what way.
24:10I open the door, I'm there with beautiful lingerie on.
24:13Who could resist?
24:14Yeah, yeah.
24:14I'm sure he'll be over the moon with that suggestion.
24:17I love Mark to death.
24:19He was the love of my life, and I still love him very much today.
24:22People find mine and Mark's relationship really bizarre.
24:27They don't quite get it.
24:28They wonder if we still have sex.
24:30They wonder, do I have a polyanimous relationship with him and David?
24:34And it's like, listen, whoa, gee, your imagination.
24:37We're basically best friends.
24:39What are you wearing anyway?
24:40What do you mean what I'm wearing?
24:41Colour as a spice of life, Mark.
24:43Oh, we're going to the circus.
24:44So I'm thinking like, you know, straight up there.
24:47Oh, yeah.
24:48So you look like you're awake.
24:49It doesn't matter if the whole world doesn't like me.
24:51Because as long as you like me, that's all that matters.
24:55Wow.
24:56It is wow.
24:57So how many swatches of different colours can you have?
24:59Or is it just literally...?
25:01With it being bespoke, you can have 44,000 colours with the Rolls Royce.
25:05Oh, wow.
25:05That's really based on your eye, you can actually see 44,000 colours.
25:09I'm happy to have something quite understated on the outside,
25:14but very extrovert on the inside.
25:16So it's like a cream egg.
25:18Might look nothing on the outside, but once you get in,
25:21it's so tasty.
25:22That blue is stunning, actually.
25:24The blue is beautiful.
25:24To me, there's not enough of that blue.
25:26The interior's just lush.
25:28Right, well, there's a lot of decisions to make, isn't there, Mark?
25:33Oh, yeah!
25:35Big house, new shoes.
25:37Speed it up, make moves, get loose.
25:40Go wild, everything we work for.
25:41I'm about to seal right down.
25:42I am so bloomin' nervous for Billie.
25:46I am.
25:46Yeah, she's nervous.
25:48Obviously, we had tears this morning and everything.
25:50We are so excited and really nervous
25:54because today, Billie Rae has her driving theory test.
25:57This is her second attempt.
25:59The first one didn't go according to plan,
26:01so we are on tenterhooks
26:04because if she doesn't pass this time,
26:06it's going to be an awful day.
26:07She's trying really hard, so I just really want her to pass.
26:10Do you know what?
26:11The one half lesson I gave her...
26:13Yeah.
26:13Like, before she's doing proper lessons, you know what I mean?
26:15She was very good.
26:16Wait, hold on a minute, and you didn't get stressed out?
26:18Because why do you get so stressed out when I drive?
26:21Well, you know...
26:23Have you done your test yet?
26:24That's so funny.
26:26I hope, for her own sake,
26:29Billie has her dad's genes when it comes to driving
26:31because I had to take my driving test five times
26:33before I passed it.
26:35I was useless.
26:36But you passed first time, though, didn't you?
26:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:39I never had more lesson in my life.
26:40Of course you did.
26:40The road is my catwalk.
26:42Yes, there you go.
26:43All right.
26:43Very good. You're very poetic today.
26:45Well done.
26:47It's a massive year for us this year.
26:49Shane's got two really big Boys Zone shows coming up.
26:53The businesses are thriving.
26:55So we're stressed, but we love it.
26:58Being at Madison Square Gardens,
27:00has that kind of helped prepare your mind
27:02for the Emirates Stadium?
27:04What I actually really weirdly witnessed or experienced
27:08was the crowd.
27:10It was electric.
27:10Made you love it again a little bit, didn't it?
27:11A little bit.
27:12Because, you know, I've been done with the industry for a long time.
27:16I kind of said, look, I'm out.
27:17That's why we do what I do now.
27:19The documentary was incredible.
27:20And that's the reason why people are like, please do a show.
27:22Yeah.
27:23And I think, you know, come June 5th and 6th,
27:26it's going to go like that.
27:27I think it's going to be a blink.
27:29Oh God, absolutely.
27:30It's going to be an absolute blink.
27:31This year is going to go by really quickly.
27:32It's going to be mega, though.
27:33Yeah, of course.
27:35When Shane and I met,
27:36both of us were in the music industry.
27:38Complete opposite ends.
27:40He was in a massive boy band.
27:41I was a backing vocalist.
27:42We got together, had some babies.
27:46Now, the kids have seen their dad on stage,
27:49but they were tiny.
27:51So I don't even think they remember it.
27:54So this time around, it's going to be brilliant
27:56because they are going to have such beautiful memories.
27:59I have a Miss Gotham.
28:00Oh, you do?
28:01Oh, she's finished then.
28:02Ring her back.
28:04Er...
28:05Hello?
28:06Oh, no, not good.
28:07I'll do.
28:08Not good.
28:09Boo-boo, you all right?
28:13Oh, sorry, sweetheart.
28:15Oh, no, it doesn't look good.
28:19Hi!
28:20Hello!
28:21How did you do?
28:23High five!
28:28Yes!
28:30Yes!
28:31We knew you would.
28:31Sit down, sit down.
28:32She passed!
28:33Oh, my God.
28:34I thought we were in for horrendous day,
28:37but no, she passed!
28:39Right.
28:39On to the driving test.
28:56I've got something to tell you.
29:00And I don't know how to tell you.
29:03I'm going to be leaving.
29:04I'm going to be leaving Cheshire.
29:07I feel like I'm going to cry.
29:09Yeah, I'm moving away.
29:11Where are you married to?
29:12Yeah!
29:12Dubai!
29:14Seema and I are extremely close.
29:16We've spent so many years together.
29:19And with her leaving, it almost feels like a part of me is leaving as well.
29:23It just makes me so sad.
29:25You know, I feel like ever since I moved to Cheshire, you've always been there.
29:29You've been my big sister, my friend.
29:31I miss you.
29:32Oh, Namina!
29:34I'm so upset.
29:36Oh, Namina!
29:38Oh, God, please!
29:40At first, I thought she was laughing, but she is full on crying.
29:45I mean, do you know, like, when a kid cries and goes,
29:48Oh!
29:49I was like, oh, this is actually making me more nervous.
29:53How are the other girls going to react?
29:56You're the first person I've told.
29:58The girls do not have a clue.
30:00But I think Rachel's going to really feel it.
30:03But, yeah, today's going to be kind of a bittersweet moment.
30:08Yeah, I'm the queen.
30:11Queen of my castle, queen of my castle.
30:14Need no king.
30:17Don't need a hat, so don't need a hat.
30:19You look cute. Do it well.
30:21Ta-da!
30:22Yeah, you look beautiful.
30:23You have that made.
30:25Yeah.
30:25We spoke for you.
30:26Yeah.
30:27I think it's so nice, all the girls together and some boys.
30:31Hello!
30:32Oh, hi!
30:33Hi!
30:34How are you?
30:35How are you?
30:36I'm sorry.
30:37I'm late.
30:37Hold on.
30:38I'm always late.
30:39How can you be late to your event?
30:41I had to go and pick her up.
30:43And she wasn't ready, so I was waiting for her.
30:44No, I wasn't ready.
30:45You're actually leaving your friend.
30:47I fixed my make-up.
30:47I had to fix my make-up, fix the hair.
30:49I'm all over the place.
30:50I'm a big mess.
30:51I had to redo my make-up.
30:53And I'm just trying to put the smile up and be there for her,
30:56because it's her moment and her choice when to tell the girls, not mine.
31:00It's good to see you girls.
31:02It's good to see you girls.
31:02Tell them, I've told you in the car that I'm upset Ampika.
31:05Oh, no.
31:06Tell them what you like.
31:07Did you like years ago?
31:08No, but I don't remember.
31:09Years ago.
31:10I went to the spa the other day with Lauren and Rachel, when Lauren told me that apparently
31:14Ampika's got a massive issue with me.
31:17I can't believe it.
31:18That's the first I'd heard about it.
31:20The other day, at the same scenario as you really, something was brought up from ten
31:24years ago, Ampika said the other day, that I was frosted when I went to hers, and actually
31:29I wasn't.
31:29She's seen me God knows how many times since.
31:31Why is she bringing all these old things up?
31:33Why is that?
31:33What it is, is it's everyone get on, I don't want any drama, we'll be friendly, and then
31:37not.
31:38Seven years ago, Ampika, what are you talking about?
31:41I can't even remember what happened yesterday, let alone seven years ago.
31:45You were just constantly having a little dig at me, and I feel you need to stop.
31:50Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
31:53Hello.
31:55What did I say?
31:56The hair's greasing, all the boobs are so saggy, nipples are half way down the chest.
32:00I honestly don't remember saying it.
32:03I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment.
32:06Vagina lift.
32:06Is it the bits that I hang it?
32:08No, I don't have those.
32:09Oh, okay.
32:10Guys, can I just get you all to come forward, because there's something that I've been meaning
32:15to tell you all, I've not been able to tell you, because I don't know how.
32:19Y'all better not get in our way.
32:25Y'all better not get in our way.
32:27Y'all better not get in our way.
32:29Y'all better not get in our way.
32:30Hello.
32:31Hello.
32:32Oh, thank you.
32:34Hello!
32:35Good job.
32:36Hey.
32:37How are you doing?
32:38Nice, sir.
32:38I think I'm Peek is still married to Mark. He's always there. He seems to be very useful
32:45It's quite an unusual situation. She's got two husbands
32:49Two bookends they look the same, too
33:02Mark is crazy. I mean their relationship dynamic. Oh never heard it before
33:08I mean I'm all each to their own, but wow, I can't believe they both live under the same roof
33:13as well as the new partner
33:15It's mental if I'm pissed off with David
33:18I call him he calms me down then he calls David
33:22Tries to explain my point of view and then you come back to me to try and explain David's point
33:27of view and then we all make friends
33:28She drives me up the wall
33:31Then she tells me what to do. She tells me where to go. She's always shouting and shouting at David
33:36and then David in here is shouting
33:38It's a bit of a comedy art
33:42This is a relationship that works for me with two men in my life one for my past one for
33:47my future and it works perfectly
33:49It's always the man's fault
33:53I'm so glad I'm single
33:54So is the man's fault
33:55It is
33:57One shot, two shot, three shot, four
34:00How many shots do it take till you go?
34:02Drink a champagne at the bottom, no glasses
34:05Everybody on the floor, shake your ass
34:06Don't get all this
34:09Hey girls
34:10How are you?
34:13How are you?
34:15Look at you two getting on
34:17I'm loving this
34:18We're all grown up now aren't we?
34:20We're honestly
34:21I feel like we're on such a good wave right now
34:24It's good
34:25Good, love that
34:26Cheers
34:27It's been a very bumpy road between Paige and I but I finally feel like we're in a good place
34:32She's been really nice
34:35For now
34:37I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment which is the whole nip tuck
34:42Vagina lift
34:43What is a vagina lift?
34:44You're not going to put it here like Pac-Man are you?
34:47No no no
34:48Is it like the bits that are hanging?
34:51No I don't have those
34:52I don't have those
34:53Those are like
34:53No I don't have those
34:55Paige they're not dangly
34:57They're not dangly
34:58God Jesus get that image out of your head
35:02So you know how gradually gravity and age can make things
35:05You lose muscle
35:07Oh yeah
35:07Yeah
35:07So you know how it used to be like this
35:10And now maybe it's more like this
35:12Like balls
35:13A saggy scrotum
35:16Balls
35:16Balls get longer
35:17Did you just say like Phil's balls?
35:19Yeah
35:19Right
35:19So what we're going to do with that
35:21I really don't want to know about Phil's balls or Rachel's vagina
35:28Like please those mental images I'm never going to be able to wash away
35:31Just stop talking about it
35:33We're just going to pull it back a little bit
35:37Off and stitch
35:39And then we're going to look
35:41When's it scheduled?
35:42Is it soon?
35:43Yeah soon
35:43Can I come?
35:44If you've got a saggy vag
35:46Are we all?
35:46Are we all?
35:47I'm going to do my thing
35:49Yeah
35:51I'm going to do my thing
35:53Yeah
35:53I'm going to do my thing
35:55Yeah
35:55I'm going to do my thing
35:58Yeah
35:59Guarded shield
35:59How about 100%?
36:00And I'm like I'm going to claw that bloody shield down
36:03I'm going to peel back the layers
36:04Do it
36:05And get the core reviews
36:06Do it
36:06Because inside there's a wonderful person
36:08Screaming
36:09Wanting to connect with people
36:11What life's shown me
36:12In my childhood
36:13In my adult life
36:15Is you do need to be a little bit guarded
36:17You do need to have a slight armour about you
36:20Because not everybody means well for you
36:23I think in some ways
36:24Shane and we're very similar
36:25Go on
36:26Shane is very well known
36:28Yes
36:29Worldwide
36:30And David has been in the press for very very many years
36:33Yeah
36:33So when you're with someone who's high profile
36:36It's a different remit isn't it?
36:38Yeah and I think that's probably a little bit why I'm so guarded
36:40Yeah
36:41Because my experiences have been
36:44Not all
36:45But a lot of them have been negative experiences
36:47So people only being friends with you because
36:49Yeah
36:49Or people
36:50You putting your trust in someone
36:53Yeah I get that
36:54You know they sell a story
36:55I get that
36:55Or they make stuff up
36:57Yeah
36:57So it tends to
36:58So I understand that now
37:00I sometimes have to really kind of put my foot down in the sense that I'm my own person
37:05Yeah
37:05So you know I get introduced a lot as Shane's wife
37:08Which is fine because I am Shane's wife
37:09But equally
37:10I have my own element today
37:11I'm my own person as well
37:13I think Sheena and I have got a lot of common denominators
37:16Both with people that are well known in the public eye
37:19Both having to be quite guarded
37:22And quite distrusting of certain people and people's agendas
37:26And the more times I get to spend on a one-to-one with her
37:29The more and more I like her
37:32Did you come to this party to behave
37:36Yes I came to this party to be crazy
37:40A friend of mine phoned me up and said
37:42Royston would you like to come and meet Queen Camilla
37:45Oh wow
37:46Anyway so when she came to me
37:47I said but from one Queen to another
37:49I remember
37:50You did not
37:51Did you?
37:52I did
37:52I said and I beat a Queen a lot longer than you
37:56So I said if you ever need any advice
37:58Did you laugh?
37:58Give me a room
37:59She burst out to laughing
38:00She burst out to laughing
38:02She burst out to laughing
38:03She was delightful Rachel
38:04How many you said that?
38:05Come on the Queen to another
38:07Two isn't it?
38:09I get what they want
38:10I get what they want
38:11I get what they want
38:12What they want
38:12They got nothing on
38:14They got nothing nothing on me
38:17Shame's going back on to
38:18Oh
38:19Are you?
38:21Yeah
38:21Are we spreading rumours?
38:23No you are
38:24Can we have tickets?
38:27Yeah
38:27Can we have tickets?
38:28Yes
38:29Sheen has already invited us all
38:30Oh my god that way
38:31We've already got you know those t-shirts that said
38:33We love Sheen
38:34Yes
38:41Hello
38:43Oh my god
38:45Oh my god
38:46Oh my god
38:47Can I just have a
38:47Can I just say
38:49What?
38:50When and how and seven years ago
38:53Oh my god
38:54I have festered on that team
38:55For fucking years
38:57Seven years
38:58Seven bloody years
39:00What is wrong with you woman?
39:03What did I say?
39:05I know
39:05God her hair's greasy
39:06And then you're like
39:07Oh her boobs are so saggy
39:08Her nipples are halfway down her chest
39:09Ha ha ha
39:10And I was like what the fuck
39:11Like really?
39:12I honestly don't remember saying it
39:15I'm sorry if I did
39:16But I don't remember
39:18Right okay
39:19You're saying it
39:20Yeah
39:20I'll take that
39:21And all I can say right now is
39:23Hand on my heart
39:24Fucking take that back
39:26You are beautiful
39:27Thank you Seema
39:28No
39:30Ampika
39:30All I've been telling the girl
39:31No I'm sorry
39:32If I did
39:34Because
39:34Hand on my heart
39:35You're not there
39:36Can I do that a bit harder?
39:37Yes please
39:38I've just made my mind up
39:39Accept it on Pika
39:41Be a big girl
39:42And make light of it
39:43But you know what I'll do
39:45I'll tolerate you
39:46High and bye
39:47High and bye
39:48High and bye
39:49I am now going to draw a line under the sand
39:51I'll move on
39:52Let's move on
39:53Love you too
40:00Guys
40:00Can I just get you all to come forward?
40:03What is going on?
40:05Why is she doing this?
40:07Because
40:07Yeah
40:08There's something I want to tell you all
40:12Just seeing
40:13All the girls faces
40:14I can see them all lined up
40:16In front of me
40:19I don't know if I can actually do this
40:21I am so emotional right now
40:24There's something that I've been meaning to tell you all
40:27Oh no
40:28And I've not been able to tell you for some time
40:32Because I don't know how
40:33Oh no
40:33Because I think you're dying
40:35Yeah I think you're dying
40:36Yeah it's hard
40:37I'm going to start with you
40:40Lauren
40:41You are the most amazing person ever
40:45To have come into my life
40:47I've met you at school
40:49And you're that type of girl
40:50Even if you're going through a shit time
40:52You just put a smile on your face
40:54Everyone needs a Lauren in their life
40:56Yeah thank you
40:57Yeah thank you
40:57I'm really confused
40:58I'm just hoping that she's okay
41:01I don't know what she's about to tell me
41:03And I'm actually panicking
41:06Rachel
41:09I love you so much
41:11I can't even tell you
41:12And I think this has been the hardest thing
41:14Is like how am I going to tell you
41:15What I need to tell you
41:17The team is scaring me now
41:18I feel really unnerved
41:21I just need her to say it
41:23I just need her to say
41:24What is wrong
41:25You have been
41:28The best friend ever
41:30Yeah?
41:31And you know Rachel
41:32You're right
41:33She can be frosty
41:36And she can be hard
41:37But one thing
41:38Once you break her
41:39She's the best friend you're ever going to have
41:42Aw
41:42And Pika I am so sorry
41:44I can't hear you
41:45You don't have greasy hair
41:46I can't hear you
41:47You don't have greasy skin
41:48And you definitely don't have saggy tits
41:50They are everything that I have right now
41:53I take it back
41:55If I did say it I am so sorry
41:56I can't hear you
41:57Oh
41:59Seema
41:59Apologies accepted
42:01But do I trust you?
42:02No
42:03Will I ever let you close to me?
42:05No
42:05Does it really matter anymore?
42:07No
42:08Just move along the bus
42:10Sheena
42:12I know we've not known each other that long
42:14But we are the OCD queens
42:17We are so fussy at every level
42:19I love everything about you
42:21Just keep being you
42:22Is she saying that
42:24We don't have anything in common?
42:26Or all that we have in common is we like clean things?
42:29And Paige
42:31You know what?
42:32I brought you into this friendship group
42:34And how we got to where we got
42:36And I'm sorry if anything I've done
42:38To upset you
42:40I just want you to enjoy this group
42:42Because it's the best
42:44Seema's just said so many great and lovely things
42:47About all the girls in this group
42:48She's come to myself and Sheena
42:50And are we at the tail end?
42:52Because what she told us was rubbish
42:54So guys
42:56I'm leaving Cheshire
42:59And I'm moving to Dubai
43:02I can't believe she's going
43:03This is another person that's leaving my life
43:07I don't know you can say oh
43:09You'll go over there you'll catch up
43:11But it's not going to be the same
43:13I'm sad
43:13I feel like this big pressure on my chest at the moment
43:17I just don't know what to do without her
43:19Are you winding me up?
43:21I thought you was dying
43:22At least having a leg amputated or something
43:24I'm in bits here
43:25My heart's going like the clappers
43:27And you're just going Dubai
43:28I'll see you in Dubai
43:30If I could book you a first class ticket tomorrow Seema
43:33Bon voyage
43:34I'm not going to shed a tear
43:35I wish you well
43:36Bye
43:38Why are you crying?
43:39Because I love it
43:40Is it?
43:41It's exciting
43:43I can't rip you
43:44Oh my god
43:46I thought you said you were going to die
43:47You know even though I've said it
43:51I feel
43:52I feel empty
43:55I actually feel like
43:56All these memories that we've made
44:00I'm just going to miss them
44:02Oh Rachel
44:07I knew this was going to happen
44:08My biggest worry was telling you
44:10I knew this
44:11I knew this
44:13I knew this
44:13What would be like
44:14Seema's knocked me sideways with this news
44:17I did not see it coming at all
44:19I actually just want to go home
44:21I don't want to be around anyone
44:22I want to go home and cry
44:24I know
44:26With that done
44:27All I want now
44:28Is to make some good memories
44:31Have some good times
44:32And I want no drama
44:35But we'll see if that lasts
44:38Next time on The Real Housewives of Cheshire
44:41You're not looking as sharp and as fresh as you used to
44:44So I'm going to treat him to a neck and facelift
44:46Oh
44:47Literally look virginal Mark
44:49I just can't go for the show
44:51I was not being judgmental
44:54Saying that we don't really know each other
44:58Was a bit bizarre
44:59Hey
45:00Oh my god
45:01Look at you
45:02Oh my god
45:02You look like a hooker
45:04You've just said to me
45:06Our relationship is just surface level
45:07That's how it feels
45:10Oh
45:10Oh
45:11Oh
45:11Oh my god
45:13Oh my god
45:19Oh
45:28Oh
45:29Oh
45:30Oh
45:32Oh
45:34Oh
45:34Oh
45:37Oh
45:37Oh
45:38Oh
45:40Oh
45:41Oh
45:41Oh
45:41Oh
45:41Oh
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