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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
00:32Please, please.
00:37Who said I love you?
00:41I'll be happy.
00:45Today, every person has a channel.
00:48You both know.
00:50You can bring someone to a platform.
00:54I'll be happy.
01:02I'll be happy.
01:03If you have 4 people,
01:05my mother is different.
01:09I'll be happy.
01:09I'll be happy.
01:12I'll be happy.
01:14I'll be happy.
01:15You will be happy.
01:16If you have all these people,
01:17I'm happy.
01:17Now, you can see all these channels.
01:20I know, I'm happy.
01:21Guys,
01:23I'll tell you what my friends are.
01:27I'll tell you.
01:28All right.
01:29I'll tell you.
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03:42the original content and the channel of my own super star.
03:46Today, the two of us are stars of their channel.
03:50Let's get started. Please welcome Mr. Samir Ena and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:15Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!
04:29What a story! What a story!
04:31You see, you guys love your love?
04:33We are happy that we are from jail.
04:35We are happy that we are from jail.
04:39You all know both of us.
04:41In the last year, we have been searching for the most of our celebrities.
04:46We have been searching for the internet.
04:50The police have been searching for different people.
04:54What did you feel like in the past year? How did it come out?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:59In the whole studio, there were two people who went to the Supreme Court.
05:03It's true.
05:05By the way, you were reading it.
05:13This was a French man.
05:14This is the only way I was looking for the Seer.
05:17From the moment, I wrote your name as a singer.
05:19With the non-mushills, our fear of all, we will not be afraid of ourselves.
05:22We will not be afraid of ourselves.
05:24I am afraid of ourselves.
05:25The fear of all, we will not be afraid of ourselves.
05:28But you will not be afraid of ourselves.
05:31inventory of our faces,
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06:19I said, I said, that the case didn't happen.
06:21And when my show closed,
06:25one day ago, I called myself a call
06:26that something is wrong with you.
06:29Is it true?
06:31Is it true or not?
06:32I said, look, you've come in the eyes,
06:34let's move on a little.
06:35So, I didn't tell my experience,
06:37I didn't say anything.
06:41You can say anything,
06:42but when you're famous,
06:44you won't say anything.
06:49But I'm just saying that you love it,
06:53I'm going to be two brothers.
06:54You'll be there.
06:56We'll play a little,
06:58too.
06:59I'll try tocade.
07:01You can be there.
07:07There's a family friendly zone.
07:09There's a family friendly.
07:10We're going to get inside.
07:11No, no, no.
07:12But there are some love for each other.
07:17I am sure that you have learned a lot of things.
07:20Let's see what you love today.
07:25When the show closed, who had to call?
07:29What happened to you?
07:30I had to call him a lawyer.
07:32And his phone didn't feel like that.
07:37Where did you call him?
07:38My brother came in an audience and went home.
07:43He is here for that.
07:45He is here for that.
07:45He is here for that.
07:46He is here for that.
07:51I have no idea.
07:52I had a one hour and I have come here.
07:56Then I have known that everything happened.
07:58When I saw this clip, I said, come and run.
08:01I had to leave my house.
08:05I had to leave my house.
08:08After that, you have to call him a phone.
08:11Do you call him a phone?
08:12Or do you call him a book?
08:13Do you call him a book?
08:15Do you call him a book?
08:16My phone was very sad.
08:18But today I was very difficult to do comedy.
08:20Do you know?
08:26You know how?
08:27You know how I do.
08:28It's a big time.
08:29At the time I had a call for the first time.
08:31I was in the first place.
08:32I was at the time.
08:32I was at the time.
08:34In the next year, I was told,
08:35I was told,
08:35I was told,
08:36I was told,
08:37I was told,
08:38I was told,
08:43I was told,
08:46in that time,
08:50I stopped the tweet and then,
08:52I stopped the tweet.
08:57Why did you do this?
08:58In two weeks,
08:59the rest of the trip,
09:00it stopped the puppies,
09:06Yeah, Kapil, you came in 2004 or 2005.
09:112007.
09:12I felt like this guy was like this.
09:15Oh, that's not good.
09:17It's good.
09:19It's good.
09:19Give me, son.
09:20It's been a compliment for you.
09:26It's really wonderful.
09:28It's like a breath of pressure.
09:29First, I want to say that his heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No, don't you close someone's show, then leave your life.
09:39Your heart is clean.
09:42In the last year, my friends are very high.
09:46I feel.
09:46That's how I feel.
09:48That's lovely.
09:53What a bad, son.
09:54It's coming, friends.
09:55It's coming.
09:55It's coming.
09:55It's coming.
09:56It's coming.
09:59It's coming.
10:01It's coming.
10:03It's coming.
10:05There are no rats.
10:05I know.
10:12It's coming.
10:18I know the slasers' part of the cat has been, but the old man is running.
10:25And you just have to be on the way.
10:26oh my god
10:27oh my god
10:31sorry
10:31how many times
10:35three times
10:36people have been offended
10:38so now they have to talk about
10:40you all who are here
10:41you have been great inspiration for all of us
10:44you see us
10:46thank you brother
10:51genuinely
10:52a very very big moment for me
10:53honestly, I'm watching you from childhood
10:56like across various shows
10:58it was always my dream
10:59that I'm on TV with one day
11:01I don't think that you will go to OTT
11:03one day
11:11I genuinely love you so much
11:13Archana Ma'am and Siddupa Ji
11:15I love you guys so much
11:16if God closes one door
11:19then open ten doors
11:20open
11:21open
11:21you are
11:37you are
11:39you are absolutely brilliant
11:45super
11:45sir
11:47genuinely
11:49you are part of my whole childhood
11:52I feel like
11:53I'm gonna feel as though
11:54I am
11:57I would though
12:19you have a
12:20I respect him, but I do a little bit more, because he has never been out of zero.
12:26I think someone has hit me.
12:41I think he's a bad guy.
12:43That's the police wrong thing, right?
12:46But when we both went to the police station,
12:49there were also many fans of Sidhu Paji.
12:52They were shooting their dialogue in the camera.
12:54He said, let's go, let's go, let's go.
13:05Oh, my God.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:08Yeah, I'll tell you a bit about beer bicep.
13:11When I started,
13:14the goal was to make a fitness channel.
13:17I thought it was a cool name.
13:19There are people's names in wrestling.
13:20Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:22I thought it was cool.
13:26Over time, I mean,
13:27I didn't drink beer.
13:30Bicep is still a little.
13:32But the name is a little popular.
13:34So we've kept it.
13:35Do you have a liquor license?
13:37Do you have a liquor license?
13:37Or do you have a liquor license?
13:38No, no, no.
13:39It's a liquor license.
13:40When you've seen stand-up,
13:43these are great jokes on your grandma's own.
13:46I've never said,
13:48why are you wrong with my family?
13:51Why are you wrong with my family?
13:52Do you have jokes on my grandma's own?
13:53Look, sir,
14:03Well said.
14:06Well said.
14:07Well said.
14:24I've only called her.
14:25Who is the police?
14:25Yes.
14:27I don't remember.
14:28I called my brother.
14:29I called my brother.
14:30Who are you?
14:31Fire.
14:32Fire.
14:33Where was the fire?
14:34I said,
14:35I said,
14:35the fire will be in the morning.
14:36I don't know,
14:47I'll show you the fire.
14:50I'm sorry,
14:50I'm sorry.
14:58I'll show you the fire.
15:01How are you?
15:04My dad has seen a lot. He was bed-ridden in his final phase.
15:09But he has seen a couple of shows.
15:11So, wherever he is, he is very happy today.
15:14Thank you. Thank you. Big, big day.
15:17Kamai, you are an amazing comedian.
15:20So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:26Stand-up.
15:27In this case,
15:29there is no doubt that India is the best comedian.
15:32In India, the world is right here, Kapil Sharma.
15:35I am a big brother.
15:40It is genuinely a lot of difficulty.
15:42I don't know how he does it.
15:44I mean, every week, show, episode,
15:48I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
15:51It is unbelievable.
15:52Like, here is a legend.
15:54Thank you. Thank you.
15:56Lovely.
15:56You are in love.
15:59And you will find love you,
16:00if you give love you,
16:01then you will find the confidence.
16:02And normally what happens now?
16:04That sometimes we make a script,
16:05sometimes we make a secret,
16:06sometimes we make a statement,
16:07but the people now turn across,
16:11and encourage you to ask questions.
16:12You are like,
16:13I do share with you.
16:14And this is your love.
16:15is
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16:20I will ask a question.
16:22I will ask you.
16:22I will ask you.
16:30Please please.
16:31How are you in life?
16:33How do you feel that you have been on a show so long?
16:37What is your perspective?
16:39As many times, you meet a police officer.
16:43What is your shock? I feel great.
16:46I feel great.
16:47It's a shock.
16:48I feel free time.
16:50It was a shock.
16:52It was a brain and butter.
16:55It was a jam.
16:56It's a jam.
17:02It's a blessing.
17:03You can do that.
17:05We have not got money.
17:08I feel like you have to do that.
17:10Then, the rest of the things you have come.
17:12A blessing.
17:18I feel great.
17:22I feel like I am singing.
17:23I feel like you are a dream.
17:24I feel a afecto for a love.
17:26And I feel like the strength is around this world.
17:39I feel like the strength.
17:40I'm sorry
17:44I'm not about the
17:47Yeah, I mean a
17:50See the more
17:56I'm not
18:10No, I feel that people are open for such questions.
18:13So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:15How do you give me a little example?
18:17Let me drill.
18:18Do you think about death?
18:21I didn't think about it.
18:22No?
18:23It happens that you see a little notice, it won't come.
18:25But you are scared or excited.
18:29Who is excited for this?
18:32Wow, I will die tomorrow.
18:34What is this?
18:35Good, good stuff. Where are we going?
18:37I feel like death.
18:39Let's start doing it.
18:41He asked me the last year
18:42What do you think about death?
18:43I didn't think about death.
18:45But for the last year, I thought about death.
18:54What did he go to the bathroom?
18:56He's the team.
18:58He's the team.
18:58He's the team.
18:59He's the police.
19:16Has he gone?
19:28Hi.
19:31Hi.
19:32Hello, hi, hi.
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20:20Okay, India has got latent, India has got deleted.
20:26Let me introduce myself.
20:29But today, Sunil Paal has written a script.
20:35I've seen your show. It's a very good show.
20:38Thank you so much.
20:40Do you listen to the audience as well?
20:42Yes, sometimes.
20:43I have a joke to listen.
20:56It's not a joke.
20:58You are in a joke.
20:59It's a joke.
20:59It's not a joke.
20:59Oh, no, there is nothing.
21:00Oh, no, no, no.
21:03Oh, no.
21:06Oh, there is nothing.
21:08Oh, that's so funny.
21:09Oh, no.
21:30how to talk to alien
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22:07I am so cute, if I am a baby.
22:12Do you say a joke?
22:14No, I didn't see the podcast.
22:16No, I didn't ask the question, I didn't ask the question.
22:19The big comedian is a big guy.
22:24A big comedian?
22:26Social media now has the price of everyone.
22:30It's $2,000,000 more than $2,000,000.
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23:32If you can't see Saturday, then you can see it in the lifetime.
23:36Our episodes are not deleted.
23:42Thank you so much.
23:43Thank you so much.
23:44Thank you, thank you, thank you.
23:45Thank you, thank you.
23:48Do you have any pictures of your people?
23:50And your audience, which you can see now,
23:53have a great comments.
23:54Come and see.
24:03We have a photo.
24:04Caption this.
24:06Who is it?
24:06Aapur, Anubir.
24:07He is a minority.
24:09There is a rich man.
24:10Mr. Beast, who is the world's greatest YouTuber.
24:13We are also a MythPath.
24:16Come and see.
24:18Let's see.
24:18Everyone is one of them.
24:23And see.
24:26If the case is more serious,
24:29he is sitting in front of me.
24:30He is sitting in front of me.
24:31Who is sitting in front of me?
24:37I am sitting in front of me.
24:38He is sitting in front of me.
24:38And see.
24:38In the ears of bare bicep,
24:39I now enter my 10th.
24:41All the beginning of my career,
24:42my mind was full of ideas,
24:44but my heart was full of...
24:45What was so much of writing?
24:47Is this samurai show?
24:49Yes, samurai show.
24:50The samurai show says,
24:50The samurai show.
24:50The samurai show is called Katana.
24:52After making a joke.
24:53After making a joke,
24:54he still stands in front of me.
24:54After making a joke,
24:54he is sitting in front of me.
24:58See.
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25:15If you look at me, I don't want to see where the sun will open.
25:21And tell me.
25:24If you look at me, I don't want to see where the sun will open.
25:28If you look at me, I don't want to see where the sun will open.
25:30And tell me.
25:34Is this a photo of Scotland?
25:36Sir, what do you like?
25:39Back back? Stretching?
25:40Sir, before the show, I got a muscle pull.
25:46There is nothing but it is too tough.
25:50It is not as bad as you are going to get in the mirror.
25:54He has tried to get really tense, but he has done it.
25:56He has tried to pull out tears.
25:56Yeah, that is not as bad as Aww, he has tried to pull out tears.
26:03But when I got out, I was like, how do I get back to tears?
26:08So, I get back to the mask.
26:09I get back to my face.
26:10Hey, she got back to me.
26:12So, when I got here, I got back to my face.
26:12My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
26:19You've never been able to get a whole blood test.
26:23The report is normal.
26:25But what do you think is it a good feeling?
26:29It's a good feeling, it's a good therapy.
26:31I was also able to get a lot of comments.
26:32I was also able to get a lot of people out there, and I was able to get a lot
26:38of people out there, and I was able to get a lot of people out there.
26:42My real personality, I was able to get a lot of people out there.
26:47Police can't say underground hotel.
26:50I was able to get a lot of people out there.
26:52Oh, hey, hey.
26:57Hey, I need to comment.
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27:38and Charles who is hosting the event in the office of Netflix.
27:43Brilliant host Charles.
27:44And the one who did this person.
27:47Charles, I would like to tell you first of all about something about yourself.
27:53And then what are your favorite stories.
27:55So first of all, women's ladies first, right?
27:58Yes.
27:59So Madam, the same thing, I love you.
28:03So my name is Charles Rao and I work for the National Association for the Blind India.
28:09So we are the India's first National Association for the Blind India which works on the cradle
28:14till the grave for the community.
28:17What do I know about my story?
28:19I am not born blind, from sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:24Someone asked me, sir, when did you do comedy?
28:27I said, son, when I was born, it was comedy.
28:29Oh!
28:31And I want to tell something about you.
28:34Can you tell about what's a difference between sympathy and empathy?
28:37I was born to the show and I was standing standing down there on the floor to cross.
28:42So a person came and went away in my own way and refused me.
28:46I refused, I refused to say nothing about me because I didn't mean anyway.
28:51I didn't mean that I was going there.
28:52I took it away and left it there and left it away and I found it.
29:06disappear oh yeah oh yes so that story says that you have a life
29:27I have brought something which is made by my hand my friend profile so he's here beautiful thank you
29:36I have a gift so Charles you have so much love you and you have a foreign trip Bali
29:45you can go home and go home and thank you so much thank you
29:53े चाज ज्में और रन्वीर यहां पे मौजूद है हम बुलाते है ऐसे stand up comedian को जो हम सब
30:03के senior है और उन्हें इंडियन television पे laughter challenge का । पहला season अपने
30:08नाम किया ओर उन्हें जीता तफुछे वो हम सबको integer कर रहे हैं即़ स्निल पाल
51:49thank you.
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