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The Last Leg - Season 34 - Episode 02
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00:02Why don't you have a sword?
00:04Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:06So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:08These simple lines be good for your health
00:11Keep them trying when I'm on the shelf
00:13Live my life like I just don't care
00:16My thighs believe is never scared
00:18Rain and noise is the moment they fear
00:20Get up, still a pill from my dead
00:22Get up, throw your hands in the air
00:25Get up, it's shitting the way
00:40Check out the news, take some fashion inspiration
00:43And try to pretend this doesn't hurt
00:45It's Friday, we're live
00:46And it's time for the last leg
00:50Tonight on the show we cast our eyes
00:52Across Peter Mandelson's emails
00:53Get our hands on Donald Trump's arse
00:56And find out what's afoot
00:58At the Winter Olympics
00:59Plus we'll be joined by artist Grayson Perry
01:02Comedian Judy Love
01:03And musician Tyler Ballgame
01:05On the show that's sometimes beside itself at the news
01:24Today I'm Adam Hills
01:26Welcome to The Last Leg
01:27The show that's a lot like Bitcoin this week
01:29Because we're 50% off
01:31With me as always are the pride of Dartmoor
01:33Josh Whittacombe
01:33And the man who thought Skeleton Bob
01:35Was a character from The Simpsons
01:36Alex Brooker
01:44Now we'll get stuck into the big stories in a bit
01:46But big news for Alex this week
01:48As his name was featured on a previously redacted list
01:51Of high profile individuals
01:55Connected to their own island
01:57That's right
01:58How can you say that when you've just walked out wearing nipple clamps?
02:03That's right, he's appearing on Bake Off
02:07There it is, there's the group
02:09British Bake Off
02:09Have a look at Alex's profile shot
02:12Oh wow
02:14That's what I call a baking dish
02:16Yeah
02:17It's not just the cakes that are smouldering there mate
02:20No, obviously I'm not allowed to say a lot about it
02:22As you know, having done it yourself
02:24I'm not allowed to give away much
02:26But what I can tell you is
02:28They got me to do some whisking
02:30So it is the first ever three hour episode
02:33Of Bake Off
02:34I actually take out my showstopper during Grand Designs
02:40You're made for it
02:41Your leg is a rolling pin
02:45And get that inner sock out
02:46That's for piping
02:47It's perfect
02:48Yeah
02:48Basically you're born to bake
02:52Yeah, also
02:53Just to, you know
02:55I can't say whether Paul Hollywood
02:57Got the famous Alex Brooker handshake
03:00It is a lot of fun
03:02Also, you're a man who spent his whole childhood egging
03:04That is not the place
03:05It did feel weird to be putting them in a bowl
03:09Paul Hollywood just gets whacked on the back of the head
03:12So as you know
03:13I did Bake Off a couple of years back
03:15And I tried to bake a model of Alex's leg
03:19That's what it looked like
03:21I was pretty proud of that to be honest
03:23Yeah
03:23But I felt bad that I didn't make anything for Josh
03:25Well don't worry
03:26Because I'm quite happy that I didn't get
03:28A cake leg that also had eczema
03:32Well what I've done
03:33Is I've baked one of your leg
03:35Oh yeah
03:36So this is
03:37This is the cake
03:38Oh my god it's heavy
03:38Of Josh's leg
03:39Whoa
03:41Whoa
03:42Wow
03:42That is
03:44That's like a proper leg
03:45Yep
03:46I'll find that quite triggering
03:47You think I have got a bigger calf than I have
03:51Look at that
03:53And just like your actual leg
03:55No hair
03:57But it's really realistic
03:59Because I think if I cut in here
04:01It should kind of ooze a little bit
04:03Oh my god
04:05Oh yeah Josh
04:06Welcome to the club
04:11All yours
04:13All yours
04:13Oh wow
04:19That is a real cake
04:21I didn't realise that was a real cake
04:23Do you want some?
04:23Have a little nibble of your toe
04:26I thought you'd have used choux pastry
04:28But enough
04:29Oh
04:31What the
04:32What is wrong with you?
04:34Do you not like proper humour?
04:36What's going on?
04:37As always we are live
04:38Send us any questions you want about the news
04:40Message us on Instagram
04:42The hashtags
04:42Is it okay?
04:43WhatsApp
04:44The numbers
04:4407956
04:47175908
04:51Currently has his foot in his mouth
05:04Don't waste a good leg
05:06Turns out Josh
05:07They do like humour
05:13You can also scan the QR code
05:15Too much
05:17Oh are you toes intolerant?
05:19Oh they don't stop
05:22They do not stop
05:25What's happening?
05:26Am I so high on e-numbers now
05:29I'm hallucinating
05:31For example
05:32Is it okay that the internet
05:33Has finally found the male equivalent
05:35Of a Karen?
05:36Yes it is
05:36Is it okay
05:37That it's a Josh?
05:39Oh
05:40What?
05:41Yeah
05:41What the fuck's going on tonight?
05:45We hate you because you've got all your limbs
05:49So according to the recent memes
05:51And I'm reading this out
05:52Josh is the bane of any woman he's dated
05:56He's the man who insists he's just being honest
05:59While actually being cruel
06:00To be honest that's not really the Josh we know
06:03No
06:04If he's ever in an argument
06:05He'll threaten to pull up a study to prove his point
06:07Though he never actually will
06:08That's not the Josh we know either
06:10And if he doesn't already have a podcast
06:12He's thinking about starting one
06:15That's the Josh we know
06:17Actually that's my new podcast
06:18The Josh we know
06:19It's great
06:20It's me talking to other famous Joshes
06:22It's great
06:22It's weird because I always thought
06:24That the definition of a Josh
06:26Was someone who is absolutely adamant
06:28It's okay to use disabled toilets
06:30Because he knows a couple of us
06:34Well someone's not getting a slice of my calf now
06:38Alright let's get into the big story
06:40It's the one that everyone's been talking about this week
06:42Last Friday a new tranche of documents was released
06:45About the convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
06:47The man who's suffered the worst of the fallout
06:49Is the former giant of the Labour Party
06:51Lord Peter Mandelson
06:52Now for our younger viewers
06:53Or anyone who was in Australia in the 90s
06:55Let's explain who Peter Mandelson is
06:58He was a key member of the new Labour government
07:00Who first became a minister in 1997
07:02But resigned in 98
07:03For taking on a dodgy house loan
07:05He rejoined the government in 99
07:07But resigned again in 2001
07:10After being falsely accused of helping
07:11With a dodgy passport application
07:13Which he later admitted misleading Tony Blair about
07:16In December 2024
07:17He was named ambassador to the US
07:19But resigned less than a year later
07:21Over his links to Jeffrey Epstein
07:23In political terms
07:25He is one messy bitch
07:28This week it was revealed
07:29That Mandelson had remained good friends with Epstein
07:31After he'd been convicted of sex trafficking
07:33And allegedly leaked government information to Epstein
07:36When he was a minister
07:37This is what the explosive front pages
07:39Looked like on Wednesday
07:41All the big story
07:42The headlines ranged from
07:43Oh Lord in the Metro
07:45To the star who ran with
07:46You've let your pants down
07:48You've let your country down
07:50And accompanied it with this photo
07:54He's just showing a photo of Donald Duck
07:57Going do you know what
07:58If it's good enough for him
07:59That's his dry cleaning bill
08:01He's going
08:01Well it says trousers here
08:03But they don't have
08:04I don't want to make a weird story weirder
08:07But is he wearing a nappy
08:11I mean I don't think so
08:12I mean it's pretty hard to deny
08:14Your friends with someone
08:14When they've got a photo of you
08:16In your underpants
08:17Yeah
08:17I mean it also looks like
08:18The worst remake of Notting Hill ever
08:21I'm just a man
08:22Standing in his pants
08:23Looking at an iPad
08:24Asking you not to take a photo of me
08:27Keith Starman's now under enormous pressure
08:28To explain why he made Mandelson ambassador to the US
08:31Well look this is
08:32This is a thing that's come out of it
08:34And it could be the argument
08:36That he made an ambassador to the US
08:37Because you kind of
08:38To deal with a wrongun
08:40You send a wrongun
08:41That could have been one argument
08:42But either way
08:43There is no defence
08:45Because he knowingly
08:46Gave the job
08:47To someone who has been sacked twice
08:50Yep
08:50And no matter what level of friendship
08:52Was friends
08:53With a convicted sex trafficker
08:55Which makes me wonder
08:57Who did he turn down?
08:59LAUGHTER
09:01He just goes out into the waiting room
09:03He's like
09:03Yeah sorry
09:04Thanos
09:04Saw from the jigsaw films
09:06Jigsaw from the saw films
09:08LAUGHTER
09:10Do you know what
09:11The annoying thing is
09:11I applied for that job
09:12LAUGHTER
09:14On Wednesday
09:15Starmer said in Parliament
09:17He knew Mandelson
09:17Had kept in touch with Epstein
09:18But he wasn't aware
09:20Of the extent of their friendship
09:21And look
09:21To be fair to Keir Starmer
09:22It's not like Mandelson
09:23Was walking around
09:24Wearing an Epstein branded sweater
09:26Although this exposing photo
09:27That was freely available online
09:29Shows Mandelson
09:30Walking around
09:30In an Epstein branded sweater
09:32I mean
09:33To make it worse
09:34He wore that to the interview
09:35LAUGHTER
09:37Are you still friends
09:38With Geoffrey Epstein?
09:39No
09:41Apparently he swapped it
09:42For a pair of trousers
09:43That's what I've heard
09:45Well you can't see
09:46There is on the back
09:46It says
09:47My best friend owns
09:48Pedo Island
09:48And all I got
09:49Was this lousy sweater
09:51LAUGHTER
09:52Starmer is now outraged
09:53That Mandelson lied to him
09:54I mean
09:54Who would have thought
09:55The guy whose nickname
09:56Was genuinely
09:57The Prince of Darkness
09:58And who had previously
09:59Misled a Labour Prime Minister
10:01Might be a liar
10:02This glossy photo
10:03Taken of Keir Starmer
10:04Yesterday
10:05Kind of sums up his week
10:06Obliviously standing
10:07In front of a giant red flag
10:09LAUGHTER
10:12The Prime Minister
10:13Is now being asked
10:13To release all the files
10:15On the vetting process
10:15For Mandelson
10:16Yeah
10:16I don't
10:17I mean
10:17It doesn't sound like
10:18There was a lot of vetting
10:19So much so
10:21That I don't think
10:22They even checked
10:22Mandelson's Wikipedia
10:23Because on his Wikipedia
10:25There is a whole section
10:26Called inappropriate links
10:28And that goes on
10:29For a page
10:29And doesn't even include
10:31The stuff of Epstein
10:31That has its own page
10:34LAUGHTER
10:35There's so little vetting
10:36That they didn't even notice
10:37On Mandelson's CV
10:38He still had Epstein
10:39There's a reference
10:42We can't seem to get in touch
10:44With your reference
10:44Peter
10:46And to be fair
10:47No one tells the truth
10:48In their job interview
10:49I mean I told Channel 4
10:50I only had one foot
10:51Really had to follow through
10:52On that one
10:53LAUGHTER
10:56A lot of people thought this week
10:58There might even be a challenge
10:59To Keir Starmer's leadership
11:00But the two main contenders
11:02Are Angela Rayner
11:03Who's under investigation
11:04For underpaying stamp duty
11:05And Wes Streeting
11:06Who genuinely spent
11:08Most of the week
11:08Deleting photos of himself
11:10With Mandelson
11:10On Instagram
11:13And presumably throwing away
11:14Their handmade friendship bracelets
11:17Chantal said
11:18Is it OK to say
11:18You were at Pizza Express
11:19When you weren't
11:23Yes
11:23The Andrew
11:24Formerly known as Prince
11:25Featured in the files
11:27As did his wife
11:28Sarah Ferguson
11:29Who also continued
11:30To stay friends with Epstein
11:31After his conviction
11:32She even took her kids
11:33To hang out with him
11:34After he'd spent time in jail
11:36I mean look
11:37I mean my mum's
11:38Taking me on some
11:39Shit days out
11:40But that's
11:41LAUGHTER
11:43I mean next time
11:45Your kids have a go
11:46At you for where
11:47You're taking them
11:47Just go
11:48I'll tell you what
11:49Sarah Ferguson
11:49You see where she took hers
11:51LAUGHTER
11:52Yeah I wondered
11:53Why Elaine Brooker
11:53Had turned up in the documents
11:55LAUGHTER
11:57Uh Sarah Ferguson's
11:58Upcoming children's book
11:59Is now being pulped
12:00Before even being released
12:01Uh and investigators
12:03Are checking the flight logs
12:04For Budgie the little helicopter
12:05LAUGHTER
12:06Uh Andrew meanwhile
12:08Finally left the luxurious
12:09Royal Lodge
12:10On Monday night
12:11Uh and is now in the process
12:12Of moving to his new
12:14Abode in Sandringham
12:15I just
12:16I wonder with
12:17Andrew
12:18Whether there's just
12:19Going to like
12:19There's going to keep
12:20Being scandals
12:21And every time
12:22He's just going to have
12:23To keep downsizing
12:24Where he lives
12:25And keep getting moved on
12:26Until eventually
12:27He just has to like
12:28Live in a cupboard
12:29Under the stairs
12:30Like Harry Potter
12:30LAUGHTER
12:31He says obviously
12:32He's not allowed
12:33Within 500 yards
12:33Of Hogwarts
12:34LAUGHTER
12:37But the thing with it
12:38Is like
12:38There is a royal
12:39He keeps moving
12:40Royal residences
12:41There is one perfect
12:43The Tower of London
12:44LAUGHTER
12:47Funnily enough
12:47Meghan Markle
12:48Released her own brand
12:49Of chocolate this morning
12:50But with everything
12:50That's going on with Andrew
12:51She should have been
12:52She should have released
12:53Popcorn
12:56Someone called
12:56Belligerent Goat said
12:57Is it okay that Trump
12:58Is mentioned in the Epstein
12:59Papers more than
13:00Harry Potter is
13:01In the whole series
13:02Yes that's true
13:03The name Donald Trump
13:04Appears more times
13:05In the Epstein files
13:06Than the name Harry Potter
13:07Appears in all seven
13:09Harry Potter novels
13:10Trump was questioned
13:11About the files this week
13:12He tried to move on
13:13And then characteristically
13:15Snapped at the reporter
13:16In this antagonistic clip
13:19I think it's time now
13:20For the country to
13:21Maybe get onto
13:23Something else
13:24Like health care
13:26Something that people
13:27Care about
13:28Yeah what do you say
13:29Go ahead CNN
13:31You are the worst reporter
13:33No one to see
13:34CNN has no ratings
13:36Because of people like you
13:37You know she's a young woman
13:38I don't think I've ever
13:40Seen you smile
13:40I've known you for
13:41Ten years
13:42I don't think I've ever
13:43Seen a smile
13:44I'm asking you about
13:45Survivors
13:45You know why
13:46You know why
13:46You're not smiling
13:47Because you know
13:48You're not telling the truth
13:49And you're a
13:50You're a very dishonest
13:51Organisation
13:53And they should be ashamed
13:54Of you
13:55Okay guys
13:58I mean you're not
13:59I mean it's awful
14:01But you're not going
14:02To smile
14:03While asking questions
14:05About sex trafficking
14:06That would make you
14:07An absolute psycho
14:08It'd be the same
14:08As like on a show
14:10When you're about to
14:11Talk about stuff like that
14:12Coming out
14:12At the start
14:13Wearing like nipple clamps
14:18It would be crazy
14:25It's so mad
14:26That Trump can talk
14:26To people like that
14:27And no one says
14:28Anything about it
14:28And all the people
14:29Around him
14:29Like it's so
14:30Do you know what
14:31I'd love to see
14:32I'm just watching that
14:33I'd love to see
14:34You know because
14:34There's always someone
14:35Just standing next to him
14:36Right
14:36I'd love to see
14:37Someone just go
14:39How cool would that be
14:41If someone just went
14:42That's not how you
14:42Talk to women dickhead
14:43Straight in the face
14:44You used to get like
14:45A cuff around the ear
14:46In front of your parents
14:47And then all his hair
14:48Goes over and then he
14:48Has to
14:51Look Donald Trump
14:52Has got two methods
14:52Of dealing with questions
14:53About Jeffrey Epstein
14:54The first is to attack
14:55Which he just did then
14:56The second is to do
14:57Something outrageous
14:58To try to change the subject
15:01Now
15:02This afternoon
15:03The President of the
15:04United States
15:05Put out a post
15:05That depicted
15:06Barack and Michelle Obama
15:08As apes
15:10You might not have seen this
15:11No reason
15:11No connection
15:12To the rest of the post
15:13Just Barack and Michelle Obama
15:15As monkeys
15:16Bernie Sanders called it racist
15:18Nancy Pelosi called it racist
15:20And the only black
15:21Republican senator
15:22In Congress
15:22Tim Scott
15:23Called it
15:24The most racist thing
15:25I've seen out of this White House
15:27You know you're in trouble
15:28When your response to people
15:29Linking you to a pedophile
15:31Is to get them to call you a racist
15:32Because that's what this was
15:34A racist post
15:35Put out by the White House
15:36After initially calling it
15:38Fake outrage
15:38The White House eventually
15:39Took down the post
15:40After 14 hours
15:41And said it was
15:42Erroneously put up
15:43By a staffer
15:44Not surprisingly though
15:45They have yet to apologise
15:48The thing I think
15:49About this stuff is
15:50Obviously we're talking about
15:51Keir Starmer
15:52At the moment
15:53We're talking about
15:53You know
15:54The threat to whether
15:54He should still be
15:55Prime Minister
15:56Because of putting
15:57Peter Manderson
15:57In his job
15:58And we're talking about
15:58You know
15:59That's the rhetoric
16:00That's coming out
16:01At the moment
16:02If number 10
16:04Put out something like that
16:05He's gone by the time
16:06We're on it
16:07He's absolutely
16:08Gone
16:08And like people
16:09Keep saying with Trump
16:10It's like
16:11How long is it
16:11How long can he keep
16:12How far
16:13Can he keep pushing it
16:15And for me
16:15Like I didn't even see that
16:16Like something like that
16:18And it's quite scary
16:19To think that
16:20Actually
16:20I'm worried that
16:21There isn't a limit
16:22No there isn't
16:23Yeah
16:34Someone called
16:34Mrs Murray said
16:35Is it okay that
16:36No one is facing
16:36Consequences of the
16:38Epstein files
16:39See this is what
16:39It all boils down to
16:40And no it is not okay
16:41Because the truth is
16:42There is an organised
16:43Cabal of the global elite
16:45Who've been abusing
16:46Children on a private island
16:47Now the irony is
16:48MAGA supporters
16:49Have been telling us
16:50This for years
16:50But it turns out
16:51Members of their team
16:52Might be involved as well
16:53Because this isn't
16:54A democrat thing
16:55Or a republican thing
16:56This is a rich
16:57White man thing
16:58And the real victims
16:59Are the women
17:00And the girls
17:00Who were involved
17:01Meanwhile the only person
17:02Currently in jail
17:03For any of this
17:03Is Ghislaine Maxwell
17:05Scotland Yard is now
17:06Investigating Peter Manderson
17:07Great
17:07But not for his links
17:08To a pedophile
17:09They're investigating him
17:11For leaking classified documents
17:12What message does that send
17:14It's okay to hang out
17:15With a pedo
17:16Just don't cc him
17:17In on a sensitive email
17:18All of which brings us
17:20Back to where we started
17:20After years of controversy
17:22Peter Scandelson
17:23May finally
17:24Be stepping away
17:25From politics
17:26So let's say goodbye
17:27To the man
17:28They called Mandy
17:29In song
17:39Mandelson
17:40Mandelson said goodbye
17:43Feels like the 15th time
17:47The shadow of a man
17:50Your face in a photo
17:52Standing in your pants
17:54A woman beside you
17:56A woman beside you
17:57You knew how to find a way
18:01To get somebody else to pay
18:05You met an oligarch
18:08On a yacht
18:09On a yacht
18:10In your speedos
18:11At the end of the day
18:12You were friends with a pedo
18:15Oh Mandy
18:17There's nothing that we can fuck in now
18:21So they sent you away
18:24So they sent you away
18:51Oh Mandy
18:51Carly Baker everyone
18:54All right let's welcome tonight's guests
18:56One's got big jokes
18:57The other's got big jugs
18:58You decide which is which
18:59Please welcome comedian Judy Love
19:01And artist Grayson Perry
19:02All right
19:18Hello Dave
19:19I was about to get up and kiss you
19:21Oh come on then
19:22A bit too early
19:28Now Grayson are you okay
19:29You're in a boot
19:30I think I'm turning into
19:32Adam Hill's tribute act
19:36I've got the beard
19:38I just thought I needed an accessory
19:40Now I've torn my Achilles
19:43Which is very boring and long winded
19:45So is Josh's cake
19:49It's quite nice the cake actually
19:50Thank you
19:51Oh nice
19:52So listen what did you
19:53I mean what do you both make
19:54Of the Mandelson scandal
19:56I mean if you could find me
19:57I just want a bit more pictures
19:59Of him without just being
20:00In his pants
20:01Do you know what I mean
20:02He's just out there constantly
20:03Just got everything out
20:05Which should not be shocked by
20:06Because he's on this list
20:08It's just a bit messy isn't it
20:09It's a lot
20:10I think the main thing
20:11That sticks in my head
20:11Not about him
20:12Is that you know
20:13There was a lot of heart hate
20:14Towards Obama and Michelle
20:16But Obama wasn't on the list
20:18That's all I'm saying
20:19Yeah right
20:19Happy Black History Month
20:30I'm just shocked that Peter Mandelson
20:31Didn't see it coming
20:32I mean you know
20:33He's worked with the press
20:34All of his career
20:35You know he was the prince of darkness
20:38You know the manipulator of the media
20:40And he thought he could keep that a secret
20:43You know it's like mate
20:44It was already public knowledge
20:46You know yonks ago anyway
20:47Yeah
20:48He had a connection
20:48And it's blown up in his face
20:51Like surprise surprise
20:52It's blown up years later
20:54Do you know what I mean
20:54To a certain extent
20:55They've got away with it for so long
20:56It's only now
20:57Yeah
20:58It's kind of come
20:58It's come out a few times
20:59But I think
21:00You know their secret now
21:01Definitely is at a stage
21:02Where it's out there
21:04There's no more hiding
21:05I mean the elite
21:05A bad name
21:06And as a member of it
21:07I'm a bit
21:12We just need to know
21:13How much of a member are you
21:14That's all
21:15Well you know
21:16I'm a member of the liberal elite
21:17You know
21:18And you know
21:18And maybe Keir Starmer's been a bit naive
21:21Because you know
21:22He's having that kind of moment
21:23A bit like that Mitchell and Webb sketch
21:25Where they go
21:25Are we the baddies
21:26You know
21:26It's sort of like
21:27Yeah
21:27Left wing people do shit things too
21:31Speaking of shit things
21:33We mentioned Donald Trump earlier
21:34After that horrifically racist post
21:37This week he announced
21:38He's going to build an arch
21:40For himself in Washington
21:41I mean
21:42When I was hearing the size of it
21:43And all the description
21:44It just felt like
21:45He was just describing his ego
21:47If I'm honest with you
21:48Yeah
21:48You know what I mean
21:48Just massive
21:49I mean
21:49We can expect anything
21:51From this man
21:52I feel like I'm just
21:53At the moment
21:53Watching one of those
21:54You know those films
21:55Where you've got all the bad man
21:56And they're running the world
21:58You know
21:58Oh my god
21:58No this is reality
21:59This is what's happening
22:00It's crazy
22:01250 feet high
22:03It's going to be taller
22:03Than the Arctic tree
22:04Five times as tall
22:05As marble arch in London
22:06Wow
22:07That's an illustrative comparison
22:09Now Grayson
22:11We ahead of this show
22:13Asked you if you could possibly
22:14Give us a demonstration
22:15Yep
22:15Of what you think
22:16The arch should look like
22:18Yeah I do
22:18Shall I go and have a go
22:20Yes if that's okay
22:20Yep
22:21Are you going to draw it for us
22:22And explain what it is as you go
22:23I'll put on me drawing glasses
22:25Oh
22:27So I thought
22:28The tallest arch in America
22:30Is the St Louis arch
22:32Is the gateway to the west
22:34And it's kind of like that
22:35Sort of shape
22:35Like that
22:36Yeah
22:37And that's 600 feet high right
22:40Yeah
22:40I thought Trump would want to go double on that one
22:44And so
22:45Then we got the golden arches right
22:49Yeah
22:50So that would be his favourite food
22:52And then I thought
22:53A big portrait of Donald in the middle here
22:55With his hair
22:56And his hair
22:57That could be like golden
22:59And every morning
23:00Instead of the flag
23:02Like they're like a little ritual
23:03They could sort of comb his hair over
23:06And then he'd have his big tie dangling
23:09Right the way down to the ground
23:11And on the top
23:12I thought we'd have four statues
23:15Of
23:15We got Jeff Bezos
23:18Up here
23:19Because these are the heroes of his age
23:21Yeah
23:21We've got Elon Musk here
23:23There's Elon Musk with his little hair there
23:26We've got Mark Zuckerberg
23:28That's a fringe there
23:30Yeah
23:30And the other one is the other bloke
23:33Oh I know
23:34Sam Altman
23:35Of OpenAI
23:36Yeah
23:37You know
23:37And the whole thing is built
23:40I think
23:41From the remains of all those redundant data centres
23:46In the desert
23:47That will prove to be completely useless
23:50In about five years time
23:52Amazing
23:52Yeah
24:03Oh
24:04I did put it
24:05Talking of Sam Altman
24:07I did put it into AI
24:08Oh right
24:09Yeah
24:09So I don't know if it was coming up
24:10I did put it into AI
24:11The design
24:12There it is
24:13Oh
24:15I mean you know
24:16It's pretty good isn't it
24:23We'll have more last week for you after the break
24:24We'll check out the Winter Olympic story
24:26That just keeps getting bigger
24:27We'll see you in a little bit
24:43Welcome back to Life Leg
24:44We're joined by Judy Love and Grayson Perry
24:46A little bit of lighter news now
24:47A man in France this week was rushed to hospital
24:49With a World War I missile stuck in his rectum
24:56On disposal units were called to the scene over fears of an explosion
25:00And had to defuse the shell
25:02I mean what an episode of Time Team that's going to be
25:09He might have been trying to save his friends
25:11He just put it up there
25:14I mean he's being prosecuted now isn't he
25:17So better a legal charge than an explosive charge
25:22Sorry everyone
25:24What am I to get banned from the Imperial War Museum
25:28Pull up the bomb no harm done
25:34Sorry
25:34This is my favourite story
25:36I know
25:37I'm just letting it breathe
25:38You just tripped on it
25:39And just fell onto it
25:40What the thing is
25:42That's what those people always say
25:43I was changing a light bulb
25:45And I tripped
25:46And it somehow got up there
25:48I think he opened up
25:49He obviously opened up
25:53He admitted he said it was a sex game
25:56Really?
25:57Do you work up to that?
25:58You know what
25:58I hate to kink shame someone
26:00But that is fucking weird
26:01That is
26:02You don't like
26:03You work
26:04Does he work
26:05Do you work up to that?
26:07What?
26:09Back through the wars?
26:11Has he gone straight in and just gone
26:13Do you know what
26:14Shall we try the bomb?
26:16Yeah
26:17I mean
26:19It's very adrenalised
26:21I imagine
26:22He's probably quite an adrenaline addict
26:23Yeah
26:24Let's face it
26:26You know
26:26Playing that kind of Russian roulette
26:27You know
26:28You could really
26:32I think it was the right side
26:37Those World War II ones
26:38Just don't do it for me
26:42In local news this week
26:43Government officials are looking to attract ethnic minorities to the British countryside
26:46After a report found it was middle class and too white
26:50Wow
26:50Well that's a question for me, is it?
26:59Urban is a kind of euphemism for black quite often, isn't it?
27:03So maybe rural should be a euphemism for white
27:08Look, just me personally
27:09I get a little bit nervous when the government starts to invite us ethnic minorities to places
27:14Because this has happened a few times
27:16Windrush
27:17Do you know what I mean?
27:19Yeah
27:19Like, we're going to go there and get deported
27:21What's going to happen?
27:22Like, what is going on out there
27:23Why are they inviting us?
27:25You know, it's such an influx
27:26Like, come, come over here
27:28And I'm like, hold on
27:29You took us to the fields years ago
27:31We don't want to be in the fields
27:34No more
27:35Well, you're going on a tour
27:36So you're going to visit a lot of these places
27:37Yes, I am
27:38But I won't be in the fields
27:40I'll be in buildings
27:45Well, you can come and see me
27:46Yeah, I'm on tour now
27:47All about the love
27:48I'm going to be in Culture Star
27:50Nottingham
27:50All over the UK
27:51So, yeah
27:52What an interesting two places to choose
27:57I might be in the fields
27:59Yeah, yeah
28:00You know, Colchester, Nottingham
28:02All the biggies
28:06Need I go on?
28:08No, I'm at the Apollo in London
28:10Okay
28:10Oh, right
28:11Yeah
28:13Yeah, nearly so bad
28:14If it's all the same with you
28:15I'll come to the Colchester
28:17All right, let's get on to sport now
28:19Thomas said
28:20Is it okay that the Winter Olympics start on Friday?
28:22Yeah, the opening ceremony took place a few hours ago
28:24Featured Mariah Carey and Snoop Dogg
28:26Who also tried out some curling today
28:29In this incongruous image
28:31Is that Snoop?
28:33Yeah, Snoop Dogg
28:34Yeah, drop it like it's cold
28:39I'll be honest with you, Hilsey
28:40Yeah
28:41Any time you do a hip-hop joke
28:42I love it more than a
28:43And look, it's not fair that the Olympics get
28:47He is one of the mascots of the Olympics
28:48He was in Paris as well
28:49It's not fair
28:50The Olympics get the best mascots
28:51They get Snoop Dogg
28:52They get Mariah Carey
28:53What do we have at the Paralympics?
28:55This
29:03Moving on
29:06We have to do that for four hours
29:09The most simple dance there
29:15Is still going wrong
29:18Meadow said
29:19Yeah, there have been massive protests in Italy
29:24After it was announced that US President J.D. Vance
29:26Was bringing members of ICE with him for protection
29:28That's the same ICE that had been targeting undocumented immigrants in America
29:31And killed two US citizens in the past few weeks
29:34Outrage is so high
29:36One of the US team's hospitality venues for the Olympics
29:39Changed its name from the Ice House to the Winter House
29:42I mean, the Winter Olympics is a pretty difficult place to not use the word ICE
29:47Yeah
29:48It's obviously the American team
29:50It's like, what have we got up next?
29:51You know, the hockey
29:52The slippy floor hockey
29:57That's why they went with Snoop
29:58They'd originally booked ICE T
30:03That's some hip hop
30:12Meanwhile, there's been an incredible story come out of the Winter Olympics today
30:15And it's to do with ski jumpers
30:16You know, the guys that go off the ramp
30:17Yeah, wow
30:18So, in the past, some ski jumpers have been accused of wearing slightly oversized suits
30:23That flap in the breeze and cause them to stay in the air longer
30:27Because it doesn't...you don't need much more extra material
30:29To be a little bit, you know, more floaty
30:32There is now an accusation that while being fitted for their suits
30:35Some athletes were injecting their penises with a substance that increased girth
30:40That way, their outfits would have a little extra material
30:44That might act as an in-air sail
30:47Wow
30:47Others were accused of shoving lumps of clay down there, Grayson
30:53The question is this
30:55Is it okay to inject your penis with acid to get a gold medal?
30:59I firstly would want to see which men this is...that is doing this
31:05Like...
31:09Yeah
31:10I've got a feeling you're not in this for the skiing
31:13I mean, maybe it's just about evening it up
31:16Because you've got to have quite big balls to do that anyway
31:21Yes?
31:22I've just...I've been looking at this story all day and I just can't...
31:25All day!
31:26The thing I just can't help but wonder is...
31:29Do you reckon it works on fingers?
31:32Well, if your penis is as small as your finger, you might have a chance for it
31:35I was just thinking I might just get...I might get some, best case scenario, I'll get some
31:39Try it next week, I'll come in with a big bulge, get it wrong, I'll come in with big hands
31:45All right, look, it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest
31:47Judy and Grayson have to work out how they're linked to this week's news
31:50Can we have the mystery guest, please?
31:56Oh...mysterious guest
32:05Josh and Alex, who's the mystery guest?
32:06OK, this is Peter, he's 91 years old and he was in the news this week
32:11The question is why?
32:12Can we have the dramatic lighting change, please?
32:18He wasn't on the list, was he?
32:20He was on the list
32:21Is it...
32:25Is it because...
32:27A. Peter is an Olympic ski jumper and got caught injecting his...
32:31No, no, no!
32:33Is it because...
32:34A. By performing a 360 degree spin and seat drop, he won two gold medals in an over-40s trampolining
32:40competition
32:41B. He is a stuntman who this week jumped over...jumps a car to...
32:45over a bus for the new Mission Impossible film, his 5,000th stunt, and a new world record.
32:51Or C, he's a parkour expert who this week celebrated 70 years in the game by climbing
32:58to the top of the gherkin.
33:00All right, have a think about it.
33:02That's a hard one.
33:03We will reveal the identity of the mystery guest after the break.
33:06We'll also meet a musician whose new album has been described as the first great album
33:10of 2026, a man called Tyler Ballgame.
33:13What are you thinking?
33:14Do you have any thoughts?
33:15I don't know.
33:15If he did any of them, I'm surprised he's here.
33:21I mean, I want it to be flying car, but I feel like it's...
33:25What's the last one?
33:27Climbed how far?
33:28The gherkin.
33:29The gherkin, the gherkin.
33:30All right, we'll find out after the break.
33:32We'll see you in a little bit.
33:34APPLAUSE
33:48Welcome back to Last Legs.
33:49We're joined by Judy Love and Grayson Perry.
33:51Now, before the break, we challenged our guest to work out how this person was connected
33:54to the news.
33:55Can we have the options again, please?
33:58Yes.
33:59So, has Peter been in the news because he performed a 360-degree spin and seat drop and won two
34:04gold medals in an over-40s trampolining competition?
34:07Is it because he is a stuntman who this week jumped a car over a bus for the new Mission
34:12Impossible film?
34:13It was his 5,000th stunt and a new world record.
34:17Or is it C?
34:18He is a parkour expert who this week celebrated 70 years in the game by climbing to the top of
34:24the gherkin.
34:25What do you think?
34:25Uh, Judy, we've decided, haven't we?
34:27Yeah.
34:28You tell him.
34:28We're going to go for a trampolining star.
34:31Trampolining star?
34:32Yes.
34:32That's the one we want it to be.
34:33That's who we want.
34:34OK.
34:34We're looking at him and he looks like he could do...
34:37He looked like he'd bounce if you dropped him on...
34:40LAUGHTER
34:42Peter, could you tell us how you're connected to the news, please?
34:46I did win two gold medals and a trampoline competition.
34:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:56That's amazing!
34:59Amazing!
35:01Could you give us a...
35:02Could you just show us?
35:04LAUGHTER
35:06Um, I'm going to be completely...
35:09LAUGHTER
35:09What a legend!
35:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:14I'll tell you the truth, Judy.
35:16We originally planned to bring in a trampoline and have Peter do some tricks in the studio.
35:20And then you realised the insurance.
35:21Yeah, we're not insured for a nicey one year.
35:23We're literally not insured for a 91-year-old man doing trampoline tricks in the studio.
35:27Wow.
35:28It's OK, I'm insured.
35:29LAUGHTER
35:30Oh, now you tell us!
35:31How do you feel the day after doing your trampolining?
35:35Stiff.
35:36LAUGHTER
35:36There we go.
35:37There you go.
35:38There's Peter in action.
35:40Oh, my gosh!
35:41That's a break.
35:43So how long have you been trampolining here?
35:46Uh, since 1955.
35:50Wow!
35:51Wow!
35:52Wow!
35:52Wow!
35:53That's amazing!
35:58Peter, congratulations on your gold medals.
36:00Thank you so much for being on the show.
36:02Uh, round of applause for Peter.
36:04Thank you so much for being here.
36:05Thank you so much for being here.
36:07Thank you so much for being here.
36:08Thank you so much for being here.
36:10Thank you so much for being here.
36:10All right, let's welcome another guest now.
36:11He's an American singer-songwriter whose debut album has been described as the first great
36:15album of 2026.
36:16Would you please welcome Tyler Ballgame?
36:31Welcome, welcome.
36:33So, look, first things first, Tyler Ballgame is your stage name.
36:37Yes.
36:38What is your real name?
36:39My real name's Tyler Perry, so I can't use that.
36:41Oh, wow.
36:42So how did you come up with Tyler Ballgame?
36:44Well, I'm from kind of outside the Boston area, and there's a great Boston Red Sox baseball
36:48player named Ted Williams.
36:50They called him Teddy Ballgame, and he was, like, the greatest to ever do it.
36:53Yeah.
36:54So it was kind of a joke on myself.
36:56You know, at the time, I was living at home in my mom's basement, nothing going on, so
37:00I was like, Tyler Ballgame, killing it, you know?
37:03We've got the album here, which is beautiful.
37:05We've all been listening to it all week.
37:06So good.
37:06Loving it.
37:08What's the track you're going to sing at the end of the show?
37:10Yeah, we're going to do the title track for the first time again.
37:13Okay, and tell us a bit about that song.
37:15Yeah, we recorded it with a great producer named Jonathan Rado, all to tape, all using
37:21analogue, you know, live to tape.
37:23And, yeah, it's a beautiful song.
37:25I think, I always think it's about the perennial nature of love, you know, this love that forms
37:30us and wraps us and sets us out into the world, and through our lives, we might lose that love,
37:35but I think it's never far, you know?
37:37It's always waiting in a new face or a new form.
37:39And honestly, wait till you hear his voice.
37:42Wait till you hear his voice.
37:43Let's be honest, though, did you come to the UK for a break?
37:45Did you come for a break?
37:48Yeah.
37:49People are just like, yeah, I'm going to promote an album.
37:50No, stop that.
37:51I need to come for a break.
37:52Adopt me, please.
37:54How are you finding the UK and the UK audiences?
37:57It's great.
37:58UK audiences are very polite.
38:03Oh, but you, and you've developed a weird crush over here, though, right?
38:06Yeah, I do have a British crush.
38:07Uh-huh.
38:08Oh, really?
38:09Yeah, you know how...
38:10LAUGHTER
38:12You know how, um, you guys have trains here?
38:14Yeah.
38:15Um, we're aware.
38:17There's...
38:17LAUGHTER
38:19There's that voice, you know, see it, say it, sort it.
38:23LAUGHTER
38:23LAUGHTER
38:24LAUGHTER
38:25LAUGHTER
38:31I've never heard of that one before.
38:33I'll tell you where she is.
38:34We've tracked her down.
38:35Oh, God!
38:36And she's here tonight.
38:38Would you please welcome Emma Hignett?
38:45LAUGHTER
38:46LAUGHTER
38:46LAUGHTER
38:47LAUGHTER
38:48LAUGHTER
38:51LAUGHTER
38:51LAUGHTER
38:52Judy, can you scooch up for a little bit?
38:54Scooch up.
38:55I was just making sure Tyler doesn't look like he's using that injection.
38:58LAUGHTER
39:01LAUGHTER
39:01So, Emma, I mean...
39:04We have to get you to say it.
39:06Can you at least prove that you are...
39:07Go on.
39:08Say it, say it, sorted.
39:11LAUGHTER
39:16LAUGHTER
39:17LAUGHTER
39:18LAUGHTER
39:19LAUGHTER
39:20I'm a Jamaican.
39:22LAUGHTER
39:22Now, Judy, you told a story this week in an interview
39:24about your first ever concert experience.
39:26Yes, I did.
39:27I went and saw Blue.
39:29Yeah.
39:29Yeah, I loved them.
39:31I was, I think I was about 18 or 19 or so,
39:33and I went with my friend, Fran.
39:34And we got a little bit excited,
39:37and we decided, like, to really live in the moment,
39:40so we took off our bras and threw it at them.
39:43Yeah.
39:44It literally nearly stopped the concert.
39:46It licked one of them in their face.
39:48LAUGHTER
39:49Well...
39:49As you said, we got the big,
39:50and it was like the whole, like, G-cup filled his head.
39:54Yeah.
39:54LAUGHTER
39:55Well, I'll be honest, that gave us an idea for a game.
40:05LAUGHTER
40:13Welcome to Bras in Their Eyes.
40:15LAUGHTER
40:16We've set up a boy band of mannequins of Josh and Alex and I
40:19that were left over from last week.
40:20We're calling them Blue Badge.
40:23LAUGHTER
40:23Judy and Tyler have to throw bras at the mannequins,
40:26three each.
40:27The scoring system is this.
40:28If you hit a mannequin, you get 10 points.
40:30If you get a bra on the arm, you get 20.
40:32And if a bra on the head, you get 30 points.
40:35Uh, Emma, any tips for them?
40:37See it, throw it, sorted.
40:40LAUGHTER
40:41Judy, you can go first.
40:43One at a time, Judy.
40:44I'm glad to say, I'm keeping this one.
40:46LAUGHTER
40:49LAUGHTER
40:50Oh!
40:51Oh, we got it!
40:5220 points!
40:56Oh!
40:57Nothing there, nothing there.
40:59Oh, shoot.
41:00Oh!
41:01OK, 20 points.
41:02Tyler, welcome to British television.
41:04LAUGHTER
41:05Oh!
41:07You're delicate with it.
41:08I know.
41:09It's all about touch.
41:10Oh!
41:11I've got to try cowboy.
41:13No, baby, no, baby!
41:15Oh!
41:17Oh!
41:17Judy, love, you are the winner.
41:19Come and collect your trophy.
41:21What?
41:21Oh.
41:22Oh.
41:23By the way, he's killed.
41:29LAUGHTER
41:29That's mine.
41:31LAUGHTER
41:31That's genuinely the only time my arm's caught a bra.
41:34LAUGHTER
41:37LAUGHTER
41:37Is that meant to be you?
41:39LAUGHTER
41:39Is that meant to be...
41:40Is that meant to be...
41:41Yeah.
41:42LAUGHTER
41:42We'll have more last week for you after the break,
41:44as Josh wraps up the last seven days
41:46and Tyler ends the show with a song
41:47and his beautiful voice.
41:49We'll see you in a little bit.
42:00APPLAUSE
42:05Welcome back to Last Leg.
42:07We're joined by Judy Love, Grayson Carey and Tyler Ballgame.
42:10Very briefly, look, we talked a lot about the Epstein files tonight
42:13and we thought...
42:14We tried to keep it sensitive and we tried to keep it appropriate,
42:16but someone has complained.
42:18Uh, can we please use the correct British pronunciation of paedophile?
42:23LAUGHTER
42:23Let's not degrade ourselves with the US pronunciation, please.
42:28LAUGHTER
42:28What?
42:28Nance?
42:29LAUGHTER
42:31LAUGHTER
42:31Josh has been redacting the last seven days.
42:33What have you got?
42:34Ah, would you like to see a delightful clip?
42:36It's one of our favourite genres.
42:37Yep.
42:38Failed parkour attempts.
42:39Yes, please.
42:41LAUGHTER
42:41This one's from Donegal.
42:42I love them.
42:44Oh, no.
42:45Oh, oh, oh!
42:47LAUGHTER
42:50LAUGHTER
42:50Add it to the museum.
42:51Yep.
42:52Oh, and I haven't got the next one.
42:54Yeah.
42:54Judy saw a clip this week, right?
42:55I have.
42:56The greatest thing I've ever seen.
42:58Would you like to see an emotional clip
43:00from the one and only Mr. Craig Davids Holiday
43:03in the Maldives?
43:05Yes, please.
43:07So this fish just literally just jumped out of the sea
43:11and you're going back in here, my friend.
43:14Oh, my gosh.
43:16That's what the...
43:18That's the full moon for you.
43:21That's still alive.
43:22That's, that's the full moon.
43:25Come on, come on, come on.
43:27You still got it inside of you.
43:28You still got it.
43:31LAUGHTER
43:34Oh, dear.
43:36LAUGHTER
43:38LAUGHTER
43:39All right, we are about to end the show
43:40with a song from Tyler Ballgame.
43:42LAUGHTER
43:42But before we do, would you please thank our guests,
43:44Judy Love!
43:46LAUGHTER
43:48Grayson Perry!
43:51APPLAUSE
43:51And Tyler Ballgame!
43:54APPLAUSE
43:55And my co-hosts, Josh Whittacombe
43:58and Alex Brooker!
44:00APPLAUSE
44:01We'll be back next week with actor Brian Cox
44:03and comedians Flo and Joan.
44:05But right now, this is Tyler Ballgame
44:06with his new song for the first time again.
44:08Emma, all yours.
44:09Thanks for watching The Last Leg.
44:11Thanks for watching The Last Leg.
44:12His name's Adam Hills.
44:13See you next week for The Next Leg.
44:15See it.
44:15Say it.
44:16Sorted.
44:25Sorted.
44:53Sorted.ASON
44:54Oh, dear. And
44:58Eva Hey,
45:00man. Bezdacare
45:00Babys Rabbit We'reered
45:08We're
45:08Hungers
45:09yeast And Fight
45:10And
45:11Again
45:18Can I touch you for the first time
45:22Again
45:29I love you, I love you
45:32I've known you forever
45:40Your fire was and always will be
45:51I learned your name
45:54But missed its meaning
46:00When I didn't know how to feel
46:14Can't wait to meet you for the first time
46:17Again
46:25Can't wait to meet you for the first time
46:29Again
46:30Oh, I knew you once
46:38I know you now
46:41I've known you forever
46:47Can't wait to meet you for the first time
46:51Again
46:56Again
47:07Oh
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