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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
00:32Please, please.
00:38Who said I love you?
00:40I'm happy to be happy.
00:45Today, every person has a channel.
00:48You both know.
01:14I'm happy to be happy.
01:44I'm happy to be happy.
01:47Guys, I'm happy to be happy.
01:48I'm happy to be happy.
01:49I'm happy to be happy.
01:55I'm happy to be happy.
01:57I'm happy to be happy.
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03:12this is four days
03:15after the baby says
03:17four days
03:1725 days
03:20now
03:24some people
03:25make a video
03:26make a bag
03:28and leave
03:29the world is
03:31waiting for you
03:31comment
03:33is
03:33coming
03:35but
03:36but this is the truth
03:39who are talented people who are their own
03:42their original content and their own channel
03:45they are being made today
03:46both of us are the stars
03:49and their channel
03:49they have to call them
03:52please welcome Mr. Samirana
03:54and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadiyah
04:15Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!
04:29What a story! What a story!
04:33What a story!
04:34I am happy that we are in jail.
04:39You both know the same.
04:41The last year we have the most searched for the celebrities.
04:47The people who were searching for the internet were.
04:50The police were different.
04:54What did you feel like last year?
04:56It was a strange year.
04:58This whole studio there are two people who went to Supreme Court.
05:03They are Hum and Siddhu Paji.
05:10This is why I have written a story.
05:15I have written a story.
05:31These people who would be better than the police and the police.
05:36They are the only people who are going to leave a hotel.
05:39They are the only people who are going to die from the hotel.
05:48They are the only people who are going to die from the hotel.
05:59last time Ranveer and Samir
06:00when we were together, there was a police case.
06:03So, today you will be together again.
06:06We will have coffee, we will have an anti-spitory bail before.
06:13Did you see later in the past?
06:14I had a lot of episodes. I had a phone too.
06:17I had a phone call.
06:18I said, I had a phone call.
06:19I said, why the case didn't happen.
06:23When my show closed,
06:25one day before I had a call.
06:27With, were you wrong.
06:30That's true.
06:32Which is true?
06:32I said, you look at my attention.
06:34I am looking at something.
06:36I am not going to go on.
06:36I am not going to say that
06:37I am not going to say that.
06:41I've said that I am not going to say that.
06:41You said that I am not famous so.
06:42When you say famous,
06:44then you will not say anything.
06:45I am not going to say.
06:49I don't 0.
06:50But I am not going to say that.
06:51I also want to tell you guys so much.
06:52I want to say you both married.
06:53I am sure that you have a lot of people who work in the show, all of them are two
06:56children.
06:57So, we will have to do a little bit.
06:59I have to do a little bit.
07:01No, no, no.
07:07We will be family friendly.
07:09We will be family friendly.
07:11No, no, no.
07:11But, Ranveer is very love.
07:13And this is the controversy.
07:16This is the way you get to learn.
07:18I am sure that you have to learn a lot.
07:19I am sure that you love me today.
07:25When the show was closed,
07:27who was first?
07:29What happened to you?
07:30I had a lawyer before.
07:34And his phone didn't feel like that.
07:37Where did you come from?
07:38My brother is sitting in an audience.
07:41He is here for that thing.
07:45He is here for that thing.
07:49I have no idea.
07:52I was just talking about it.
07:53I was taking an hour and I was like, I am going to go.
07:56And then I was like, come on.
07:57But then I knew that everything happened.
07:58And then I did see this clip.
08:00I said, I'd say, come on.
08:03All of them are going to go.
08:05I was like, come on.
08:19It's difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:26Sir, how do you do it? I don't know.
08:29At that time, genuinely, the first call to Kapil sir came.
08:32I don't know if it was a good thing.
08:34What was your good time going on?
08:38Your bad time going on.
08:44We were waiting for another.
08:45We were waiting for another.
08:46At that time, Kapil sir has stopped the tweet.
08:56How did you do it?
08:58In two weeks, Shanty was stopped.
09:00Udith Narayan had also stopped the puppies.
09:07Kapil, you had years before 2004 or 2005.
09:112007.
09:112007.
09:12As I thought in 2007, this guy was the same.
09:15What?
09:16It's not.
09:17It's fun.
09:19It's fun.
09:19It's fun.
09:20It's fun.
09:20It's fun for you.
09:21It's a compliment.
09:26It's great.
09:27It's great.
09:28It's a breath of fresh air.
09:29First, I would like to say that his heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34If you've got a heart, you could have to end this.
09:37Then you'll do it and leave your life.
09:39You'll follow your heart.
09:40So, your heart will be clean.
09:42In the last year, my friend's friend is very good.
09:46I feel.
09:46That's how I feel.
09:47That's how I feel.
09:48That's what I feel right.
09:52Well, I feel right.
09:54I feel right.
09:54I feel right.
10:25Oh my God!
10:41you have been great inspiration for all of us
10:51genuinely a very very big moment for me
10:56like across various shows was always my dream
11:11I genuinely love you so much
11:13I love you guys so much
11:16it up Bhagwan a car was a garbant car tight to
11:20just quickly a cool time to create a new
11:22album on some cello but I love them
11:24I
11:29I
11:29I
11:31I
11:35I
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11:38You are absolutely brilliant!
11:45Sir, you are a part of my whole childhood.
11:53You are a part of the comedy circus.
11:57I follow every episode.
11:59I don't know what to say.
12:08Come, come, please.
12:17Genuinely, sir.
12:19I respect you both.
12:21But I do a little bit more.
12:23Because I've never been out of zero.
12:26I don't have been out of zero.
12:33He has been out of zero.
12:39He does not have to kill me.
12:41His face was strong.
12:43That's wrong, Dina.
12:46But when we went to the police station,
12:49there were also many fans of Siddhu Paji.
12:52They were killed in the camera.
12:53They were killed in the camera.
12:54Oh, my God.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:09Tell me about the beard bicep.
13:11How was it?
13:12When it started,
13:14the goal was to make a fitness channel.
13:17I thought it was a cool name.
13:19There are people's names in wrestling.
13:20Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:22I thought it was cool.
13:25But over time,
13:27I don't drink beer.
13:30Bicep is still a little.
13:32But the name is a little popular.
13:34So we've kept it.
13:36Do you have to take a liquor license?
13:38No, no, no.
14:04Well said.
14:06Well said.
14:07And I have to explain some of the awareness.
14:09Like with my sister,
14:11my sister and sister,
14:11I was attacked at the first time.
14:13And I was alone at home.
14:14And I didn't get the number of ambulance.
14:17Okay.
14:18Do you remember what you remember?
14:20Tell me, Arsina,
14:22do you remember the ambulance number?
14:23That's the only call right now.
14:25It's the police.
14:25Who is this?
14:27I don't remember, brother, I called 102.
14:30Who is this?
14:31Prior.
14:33Where did the fire look?
14:34I said, the fire looks like it in the morning.
14:47Some parents have told me,
14:48I've seen my child's video.
14:50Yes, my parents have told me.
14:58My parents like Kapil Sharma Show.
15:01There is also a story, a genuine story.
15:05My grandfather watched a lot.
15:06He was bedridden in his final phase.
15:09But Kapil Sharma Show watched a lot.
15:11Wherever he was, he was very happy today.
15:14Thank you, brother.
15:14Big, big day.
15:17Kamae, you are an amazing comedian.
15:20So who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:26Stand up.
15:27In this case,
15:28In this case,
15:29There is no doubt in India.
15:30I am the best comedian in India.
15:33In India, I will say,
15:33The world is right here.
15:34Kapil Sharma.
15:35I am very proud.
15:36Love you.
15:40Genuinely, it is a lot of difficult.
15:42I don't know how he does it.
15:44I mean, every week,
15:46I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
15:50It is unbelievable.
15:53It's
15:53Here is a legend.
15:56Thank you, brother.
15:58This is what people say.
15:59When you give your love,
16:01You have confidence.
16:02What is that?
16:03What is that?
16:04Sometimes we make a script.
16:05Sometimes we don't know.
16:06Sometimes we don't know.
16:07Sometimes we don't know.
16:07But people say,
16:12No, you do.
16:13We are with you.
16:14And this is your love.
16:17you know,
16:20you bring me the question.
16:22We should understand it.
16:22I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
16:28We shouldия tonight.
16:29I'm sorry.
16:29Bye.
16:30See?
16:31Yes, please.
16:31How are you the most Jersey people doing job work?
16:33When you're getting your home?
16:36Beautifullyے,
16:37What is your perspective of your mentally family?
16:39When you encounter your skills and my house.
16:43Sir, what is your shock?
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17:14I have seen so many movies, actors and actors, I can tell that.
17:20I'm genuinely curious who I am.
17:21If this is a dream, it is true.
17:24It's a life that is true.
17:25I have seen a showrun.
17:27My brother has decreased in this way, but he has said he has said he has said he has said
17:29he has said it.
17:31I have seen it.
17:33He has seen it.
17:34I have seen it.
17:34I have seen it.
17:35I have seen it in the world.
17:37I have seen it.
17:38He has gone to the world, and he has said he has a blessing.
17:41Absolutely.
17:44Oh, I'm not gonna get the money
17:49Yeah, I'm gonna go
17:51I love it
17:52Oh, I'm gonna do
17:52Why do you know the movie?
17:56What kind of movie?
17:57I'm gonna do it
17:57Why you say it?
18:02And say I'll go
18:04How about it?
18:06Oh, I feel like this is a lot of people
18:12I feel like this is a lot of people
18:14We can move forward in the conversation.
18:15How do I give a little example?
18:17I'm going to drill.
18:18Do you think about the death of death?
18:21No, I didn't think about it.
18:22No?
18:23No, I didn't think about the death of death.
18:24I didn't think about the death of death.
18:25But you don't think about the death of death.
18:28Who is excited about the death of death?
18:32Wow, I'll die tomorrow.
18:34What is this?
18:35Good, good, good.
18:37Where are we going?
18:38It feels like the death of death.
18:39Let's start.
18:40He asked me the last year.
18:42What do you think about the death of death?
18:44I don't think about it.
18:45But for the last year, I've thought about the death of death.
18:54What's that, brother?
18:55What's that?
18:56What's that?
18:57What's that?
18:58What's that?
18:59Look, the police didn't come.
19:21What's that?
19:35What's that?
19:37What's that?
19:39What's that?
19:41What's that?
19:42What about that?
19:42What's that name?
19:42WHAT'S THAT CALL BEING ABLE TO BE ABLE TO SAUCE
19:43I am a man.
19:44I am a man.
19:47I am a man.
19:49I am a man.
19:50I am a man.
19:54Open your mouth.
19:56Wow.
19:59You go to the house and eat it.
20:02Why did you not eat it?
20:04No, don't open your mouth.
20:10No, don't open your mouth.
20:13If you don't open your mouth,
20:14then in the desert,
20:15we will close your mouth.
20:19That's correct.
20:21That's right.
20:21That's right.
20:23That's right.
20:24That's right.
20:27That's right.
20:28That's right.
20:28That's right.
20:28That's right.
20:29I have a script.
20:35I should've watched show.
20:37Thank you so much.
20:41I have a joke.
20:41Yes, I have a joke once.
20:45Yes, I have a joke.
20:45One spot is alive.
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21:18I think this is a
21:25Oh
21:32How to talk to alien
21:36Yeti ke 101
21:38Kis se
21:41I'm not going to read such books
21:43I'm not going to read all of this
21:47I have seen him as a podcast?
21:53It's the best podcast.
21:55That's my friend.
21:57I had seen him as a podcast.
22:00I have seen him as a big comedian.
22:02He said that you are so cute,
22:09if I have your sister.
22:12Do you say something?
22:13I will tell you that he has a joke, I can tell you that he has a joke because he
22:19has a joke.
22:19He has a very good comedian.
22:21He is a big comedian.
22:22He has a big comedian in social media.
22:30He has two million dollars in his life.
22:36Oh
22:39Hey, but the detail with checking card it is a man. That's right. Yeah, I'm going to check it. Please.
22:43I'll buy you
22:46Is it this time? Oh
22:49Yes
22:54Yes, can you go for a show? Okay, huh? So many bad about how
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23:05I don't know if you know the big podcaster's head.
23:15Don't do that, don't do that, it'll be good.
23:18You'll be good, you'll be good.
23:20No, you'll be good.
23:23If anyone has said something, I don't understand anything,
23:28so let's watch our show on Saturday.
23:31If you can't watch Saturday,
23:33so you can see the lifetime.
23:36Our episodes are not deleted.
23:42Thank you so much.
23:43Thank you so much.
23:47We have your pictures.
23:50And our audience,
23:51we are going to see.
24:03We have a photo, caption this.
24:06Who is it?
24:06Aapur, Ranveer.
24:08Mr. Beast,
24:11who is the world's biggest YouTuber.
24:13We are also MythPath.
24:16Let's see.
24:18It seems that everyone is one of the lawyers.
24:23And see.
24:26The case is more serious,
24:29he is sitting there.
24:31Who is sitting there?
24:36Who is sitting there?
24:37Who is sitting there?
24:38Nine years of bare bicep,
24:39I now enter my tenth.
24:41All the beginning of my career,
24:42my mind was full of ideas,
24:44but my heart was full of...
24:45What was it like writing?
24:48Samurai show?
24:50Samurai show, Katana.
24:52After seeing this joke,
24:54he is still standing there.
24:58Look at the comments below.
25:00I don't think anyone commented.
25:02What?
25:03What?
25:04What?
25:05What?
25:17What?
25:20What?
25:25What?
25:31What?
25:33What?
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26:18What?
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26:39and
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26:48way or the guy oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah show stopper with show
27:12stop public be creative away or the guy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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27:34yes
27:34yes
27:34yes
27:35yes
27:36yes
27:37yes
27:37and Charles who is hosting event in Netflix office.
27:42Brilliant host Charles.
27:44And the one that Kamal has done this person.
27:48Charles, I would like to tell you first,
27:51first of all, something about you,
27:53and then the things that are fun.
27:55So first of all, women's ladies first, right?
27:58Yes.
27:59So, madam, the same thing.
28:00I love you.
28:03So, my name Charles Rao is
28:05and I work for the National Association for the Blind India.
28:09So, we are the India's first National Association for the Blind India,
28:13which works from the cradle till the grave for the community.
28:17What do you tell me?
28:19I am not born blind,
28:21from sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:24Someone asked me,
28:25when did you do comedy?
28:27I said, when I was born, I was a comedy.
28:30Aww.
28:31And I want to tell you something.
28:33It's good for you.
28:34Yes.
28:35You know what the difference between sympathy and empathy is?
28:37Today I had a show,
28:38and I was standing to the platform to the wrong side of the road,
28:41crossing a road.
28:42Someone came,
28:43and I was walking in my own way,
28:45and I was getting stuck to myself.
28:46I got stuck.
28:47I got stuck and I got stuck.
28:49And I got stuck.
28:50I got stuck.
28:50I got stuck.
28:51And I got stuck.
28:52And I got stuck.
28:53I got stuck.
28:54And I got stuck.
28:55And I got stuck.
28:58And I got stuck.
29:20I have brought something
29:29which is made by my hand my friend
29:30so he's here beautiful thank you
29:36I have a gift
29:38so Charles you have so much love
29:39and you have to meet
29:43a foreign trip
29:45Bali
29:45you can go home
29:48thank you
29:51thank you
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31:34I have to take a while I saw some maybe they're gonna put it
31:44okay
31:44I think it's a man I would not be our second man I would not be our second man I
31:50would not be our second
32:00I don't have a problem with you, but there is one thing that you don't have to brush.
32:05Why don't you brush it?
32:14When you brush it, I'm going to brush it and I'm going to polish it.
32:20I'm going to polish it too.
32:22Yes, I'm going to see you again.
32:53I want to ask Sunil, what has happened to you?
32:55I am not a problem.
33:00I'm not a problem with comments.
33:05I'm not a problem with comments.
33:08I'm not a problem with comments.
33:10I think that I'm a problem with 10 people.
33:14And...
33:43Oh
33:59love you love you love you love you
34:05challenge first, you are a winner, we have seen you, and we have thought about it, and
34:09I was sitting in the office, and I had a phone in front of us, so there were 6 months
34:14of dates.
34:15Sunil Pal, the next 6 months ago, how busy is it?
34:18A crore-ropeer.
34:19You have seen my film in the chapel.
34:21What are your strategies behind you?
34:24What is it?
34:25I thought that one of the big people are coming, so I am not so handsome, nor I am
34:33in front of the camera.
34:37I thought that I will do something like this, that I will be different.
34:42I feel like you are going to be there, and you are going to be there, and you are going
34:47to be there.
34:49They are going to be there.
34:51They are going to be there.
34:52They are going to be there.
34:52They are going to be there.
34:57Don't worry.
35:07You have told us so much about them.
35:11My mom is happy.
35:13You have to look at it.
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35:55as a comedian genuinely
36:24very good
36:26that's it let's go
36:44welcome to six news debate
36:46now tonight in the debate
36:54debate in the tonight
36:58here you have to say
37:00what you have to say
37:01what you have to say
37:03noise pollution has to be there
37:11let me introduce
37:23oh
37:24oh
37:26I don't want to do it I don't want to talk about it
37:38I don't want to talk about it
38:25relax relax
38:26I have to know what is comedy
38:58I want to know that
39:00I want to know that
39:09No, we cannot, sorry
39:11No, no, no
39:13I want to know what I want to know
40:03I want to know what is comedy
40:17I'm sorry to say, I'm sorry to say, let me add, let me add, can you just shut up, please,
40:29two minutes, two minutes, can we just listen to me?
41:01Yes.
42:01What do you think?
42:05I support it, I'm a lot of Gen Z in my mindset, so I'm fluid.
42:10First, tell me about Gen Z.
42:11I don't know how many years I know.
42:17Like Gen Z, it's Gen Z.
42:20Okay, you tell me, what do you say?
42:23What do you mean?
42:29You come here, come here, come here.
42:33No, come here.
42:34I think I've always felt like a girl to become a girl,
42:45is the only thing that is being a girl.
42:46I see just being a girl, but they are not seeing a girl behind me.
43:11So once upon a time Victor said laughter I don't know who but he just said that
43:20and I heard it yeah laughter is the shortest distance between two people
43:24I don't care about Victor said but what I am sorry I care Oh I said
43:34a comedy would be a bad better with a little little bit there is naughty naughty
43:39I have a lot of things in the past, sometimes it's a lot of things.
43:43I have to say, if I have a lot of things, I can enjoy it.
43:48For example, this is a lot of things.
43:55This is a lot of things.
43:59What is that?
44:00Tell me!
44:02It's cheating.
44:04It's cheating.
44:05It's cheating.
44:06I can't see you
44:09I get this
44:12I get this
44:13I get this
44:14I respect that
44:22I respect that
44:26I don't know
44:28I'm a kid
44:28I'm a kid
44:28I'm a kid
44:29I'm a kid
44:29I'm a kid
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45:08what do you say
45:12my day came back to you can't just a home via joe calm a d
45:17hey we go media
45:19yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
45:39Let's move on to the next topic.
45:41Dada Ji Nei Padoosan Ko Pichis Se Pukra, Chini Chura Tehu, Dekha Baat Ghoom Gai,
46:04What's wrong with it? Gas pass? It's fart! It's fart! What's the problem? It's a natural possessed fart!
46:10I want to tell you that no person is not a criminal criminal.
46:21I have a story about Ramesh and Suresh two brothers.
46:25Ramesh was the police, and Suresh was on the other side of the world.
46:30They were the two people.
46:32But Ramesh was the same, because he was the right way.
46:35He was the right way. He was the right way.
46:37The same way, fart and dhikar are one of his sons.
46:41But fart is not the right way.
46:43He was the wrong way.
46:51Let's move to the next topic.
46:53The next topic is,
46:54we are using the words of Chutkulwa, Comedy,
46:58Cheety, Gadaika words.
47:04Why?
47:06Why?
47:07Because they don't have voices.
47:11Why?
47:12Why?
47:14I'm talking about the way to do that okay so we can't move to go
47:24I'm glad a cheaty hearty Kati kar استعمال کیوں کیا
47:28I think I'm going to do that I'm going to do that I'm going to do that
47:33yeah I'm going to do it I'm going to do it I'm going to do it
47:36I'm going to do it I'm going to do it I'm going to do it I'm going to do it
47:48I disagree.
47:51But you say that two and a.
47:52Yes.
47:53I can give three and a.
47:54Who's the third?
47:56Look.
47:59One.
48:00Two.
48:01Three.
48:02Oh, my God.
48:03I was a very hungry.
48:05Two yellow.
48:07I'm a three.
48:08I'm a three.
48:08I'm a three.
48:09I'm a three.
48:09This is airport.
48:10800 rupees.
48:11A airport.
48:12800 kilo amlet.
48:13Why amlet?
48:13You're a two.
48:14A pilot.
48:15A.
48:20I think it's.
48:22A.
48:23A.
48:25A.
48:25A.
48:26A.
48:26I think that's it.
48:33Next move.
48:36What should the comedy do in the comedy?
48:38Is my question.
48:41What should you say about this?
48:47Nation wants to know.
49:18Oh my God!
49:20something in this.
50:18This guy is so good.
50:21So all these examples, is that comedy?
50:30Is this the comedy?
50:54Is this the comedy?
51:11Is this the comedy?
51:14Is this the comedy?
51:15Is this the comedy?
51:20Is this the comedy?
51:27Are you alone?
51:33Is this comedy?
51:37Is this comedy?
51:38I am alone.
51:44Oh
51:46I just
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