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Sidemen: Inside - Season 3 - Episode 03: The Big Three
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00:06Previously on inside three insiders nominated for elimination are Lydia Ben and Chloe
00:14if I were any of you three probably start trying to make some friends if I find out that AB
00:20has
00:21done this to me it's game on bitch there's a snake amongst the group if you vote for Lydia
00:25we all vote for Chloe don't vote for Chloe bro if I want to stay we have to have a
00:29plan the boys
00:30can't approach to keep me in if I keep them the boys are sticking together and right now we're
00:36trying to make sure that we get the girls out come to Las Vegas this April I'm taking it bro
00:43so you didn't you didn't know I didn't take it doesn't make sense oh we spent 250 bags into the
00:54expression that's you motherfucker I didn't do it this is ridiculous bro Lydia Ben and Chloe and the
01:02three of you please come and stand beside me the rest of you will now be going one by one
01:08to room 19
01:10so vote the person I'm going to eliminate is Lydia Ben Lydia Ben
01:16Lydia Ben
01:17Lydia Ben
01:18Ben
01:20walk up in this bitch like yeah I'm really am talking my shit like I'm really him hold up
01:31walk up in this bitch like yeah I'm really him hold up woke up in this bitch like yeah I'm
01:39really him
01:39walk up in this bitch like yeah I'm finna win on God
01:48a million on the line like I got some dough I'm trying to spin
01:54side men and side lights ay we about to go in on God
02:02Lydia Ben
02:02Ben
02:04Chloe
02:12I can now reveal that the person that has been eliminated and will be going home tonight is
02:24Lydia
02:28the rest of you good to survive another day inside
02:34my elimination would be Chloe
02:40I would like to eliminate Lydia but all today she's just like I've actually really got to know her and
02:47I know that she's a really sweet girl
02:49I am voting to eliminate Lydia
02:58the whole thing was so fun I feel like this is such a good group and I'm so happy for
03:06them
03:06it's so awful
03:09I didn't think it was going to be this hard but seeing someone go is very hard
03:13I may have only known Lydia for 24 hours but just the feeling of seeing someone go and being the
03:19only person of 12 going home
03:23it sucks
03:24should we just do a big group hug everyone
03:27everyone a group hug
03:28everyone gathering
03:29we've got nothing
03:30but why am I now in the middle
03:32oh fuck
03:33like I'm sad I'm sad I'm going home
03:36and I know that some people voted against me
03:39but I still feel like I've made friends in her
03:43the door's there
03:44and the dickhead's there
03:48brother I like that one
03:50he's a fucker
03:50he's a fucker
03:52that's crazy
03:52the front
03:54I know
03:54the 20 here
03:55he's fucking took the best of that
03:56no no bro bro bro bro bro
03:57no no bro
03:58all that and I didn't get the temptation
04:00I'm actually just talking
04:01no I'm serious
04:02no I'm fucking serious
04:03do you know what I mean
04:04he's a fucker
04:06Alhan
04:08Alhan
04:08Alhan
04:09Alhan
04:09throughout the whole elimination this brother was laughing
04:14and he was laughing so much he got me laughing
04:17Eddie laughing
04:19Love Island laughing
04:20to the point where it's like we were just in a group stitching her up
04:24I feel so bad
04:25for that
04:26you look so funny
04:27just like
04:28I don't know how to explain it
04:29I'm not the best in these kind of situations
04:32I laugh at funerals and um
04:35you know just
04:36I'm basically
04:37I'm not the person to be at that type of thing
04:40just to be clear
04:41Lydia hasn't died
04:42I'll tell you what though
04:44on a real
04:44so happy Ben's still here
04:46oh man
04:46oh of course
04:47I'm Chloe as well
04:49I'm Chloe as well
04:50yeah Chloe as well
04:51can I confirm a random soft drink please
04:53what are you motherfuckers doing in here
04:55especially you
04:56after that fucking performance
04:58nah
04:58yeah
04:59fuck that
05:00Alhan's just taking the piss
05:01I just feel like he's going to the shop a lot
05:04he's just in it for himself
05:05everything is mad cheap now
05:06look
05:06it went down
05:07look
05:07can I confirm the playing cards please
05:09yeah
05:09erm
05:10bro
05:11can I please confirm popcorn
05:13go for a popcorn lads
05:15yeah
05:15hundred dollars
05:16except for you
05:18I got nothing right
05:20that's me
05:20that's me
05:21that's me
05:21now you really thought you were going
05:23I did I did yeah
05:24there's no chance you were going
05:25I told you I got you
05:27you
05:28you know
05:28mm-hmm
05:29mm-hmm
05:33hi guys can I please confirm three soft drinks
05:36er
05:36one ice cream
05:39and a red wine please
05:40thank you
05:41thank you
05:41yeah
05:43can I confirm two random soft drinks please
05:46make it a ginger beer
05:47two ginger beers is what we call in Stoke-on-Tren
05:50and a pokey bum wanking good drink
05:53it's really good
05:54yeah
05:55yeah
05:56can I confirm about it please
05:58do you need
05:59confirm
06:00is that like ice cream
06:02it's a fight in a hurricane what we're spending at the moment
06:04it feels like today's just been an absolute purge
06:06someone gets a little bit mischievous in the shop it makes your day
06:09you feel like it
06:10I can't describe it
06:12it's fun there's nothing else to do in here apart from that
06:14I'm sorry
06:14nah I saw that smirk
06:16I saw the little smirk
06:17Ben
06:18buy something
06:19fire sale
06:20fire sale
06:21you buying fucking monsters on monsters
06:23look mate
06:24alright
06:24alright Ben real talk
06:26yeah I understand you made a promise to yourself
06:28but we kept you in bro
06:29so spend
06:30yeah I haven't bought anything
06:32I don't care if other people buy things
06:33I'm not trying to be the police here
06:35I can definitely see some people are spending some big money
06:38I don't really care to spend money
06:39it's a personal challenge
06:40I want to try to do it without anything
06:44let's see if it's possible
06:45all I've bought is an energy drink, hot water in this
06:47no I promise you
06:48it's so fun
06:49I just think it sends so much socializing
06:51get it to yourself for tomorrow
06:52I just feel bad
06:53I feel so bad
06:54I said I wasn't going to spend anything
06:55it's fine
06:58I confirm one energy drink
06:59I confirm two energy drinks
07:01two energy drinks
07:02so no
07:03let's hope they don't put a charge on toilet roll
07:05and do you know what
07:06people have definitely been spending secret money
07:08no it's just been our hand I think
07:10and our hand and our
07:11all of that £6,000 champagne
07:13yeah
07:14I think Alfie's 100% the leader
07:16and I don't even know how
07:17because he spends the most money
07:18the strongest personalities are spending
07:20it's almost like the opposite
07:21like you have to spend to stay in
07:23listen listen
07:24don't get me wrong here
07:25I actually love Ben
07:27yeah lovely guy
07:28oh
07:28but for being tactical here in the trio
07:30yeah
07:30yeah in the big three
07:32that's on your name by the way
07:33you've got second appears
07:33the big three
07:34ah yes the big three
07:36Marlon's Kendrick
07:37AB's J. Cole
07:39and Alhan is definitely Drake
07:44yeah
07:46big spender
07:48I like that
07:49so shall we keep the drinks in the sink
07:51oh that's a good idea
07:52yeah
07:52I think Saffron's misunderstood the phrase
07:55sink in a few cans
07:59I wanted to tell you a secret
08:00what oh what
08:01let's go I'll tell you a secret
08:02okay
08:03so
08:05I really like Alfie
08:07I feel like we're getting along pretty well
08:11he just gives me this sense of comfort
08:14girls
08:15don't like your spending
08:16okay
08:17so if you care about something
08:20spend less on meal upgrades
08:22mhm
08:23if you don't
08:24I don't care
08:25okay
08:27just a warning
08:28just a warning
08:28just a warning
08:29okay thank you
08:29because I haven't heard this
08:31okay cool
08:32but I personally
08:33I don't care
08:34yeah yeah I know
08:35oh my god
08:37who do you have suspicions about
08:39I don't know
08:40it's getting money now
08:41I feel like I know who I have suspicions about
08:44who
08:45but you're actually not going to say
08:47I won't do it
08:47I won't do it
08:48I won't do it
08:49Abian
08:50Abian
08:50I just
08:51they do it all the time
08:52I just all the time
08:53that's great
08:53yeah whispering's so rude
08:56yeah
08:56he can like build connections
08:58he doesn't want to build connections with anybody
08:59no he doesn't
08:59does he
09:00yeah he doesn't
09:00but maybe he's just dying
09:02I find him so hard
09:03he's hard to reach out
09:04and I think
09:04I don't know if he actually wants to be my friend or not
09:06and I think Anna's really nice
09:07but I don't think she's on the goal side at all
09:09no
09:09so what will we end well
09:11I actually think we need to get him that way
09:13yeah
09:13boys
09:14yeah
09:15this is a big three right here
09:16I know it's a big three
09:17some of the girls aren't happy with my spending
09:19and she said I don't care
09:21who said that?
09:22Anna
09:22I know she was just warning me
09:23she was like I don't care
09:24but then some of them mentioned it
09:26so if you like
09:26want to be careful with it
09:27that's what she said
09:28okay so listen
09:30surely that's another fine
09:32spend
09:33or not when they see it
09:34just be careful
09:34yeah we'll be careful
09:35yeah I'm saying just be more careful
09:36the big three is
09:37me, AB, Alhan
09:39I think it kind of naturally formed itself
09:41I don't know how long this boys alliance is going to last
09:43but
09:44I do want to think
09:47that it will keep going until the end
09:53for a foot rub?
09:55for a foot rub?
09:56yeah
09:57not enough
09:58how are we bread tied now?
10:03tomorrow is the raw dog though innit?
10:05tomorrow is like we all
10:05what?
10:06like we're raw
10:07we're not
10:09spending
10:10are we?
10:10that's a bit forward Alfie
10:14it stinks
10:15oh my god
10:16god smell it less
10:17fucking excursion
10:20what stinks?
10:26which mug
10:28has put cauliflower
10:29in my bed?
10:30was that Chloe?
10:32no it wasn't me
10:33it was excursion
10:34exclamation mark
10:35did not do that
10:36no it was
10:37I promise you
10:37it was not me
10:38it was excursion
10:39ex-factor did not do that bro
10:41now I never even knew
10:42that cauliflowers could smell this bad
10:44please not
10:45please not
10:46what do you want?
10:47look what
10:47look I'm scared
10:48I don't really care
10:52it's a laugh
10:55oh there we go
10:56oh there we go
10:57good night
10:58good night
10:58insiders
10:59good night
11:05it's 1.07 am
11:06and Alhan
11:09has begun snoring
11:14it's 4.30 am
11:16and Alhan's snoring
11:18has registered a 3.9 on the Richter scale
11:24it's 6 am and we can hear the birds tweeting
11:30just kidding
11:31just kidding
11:31it's Alhan's fucking snoring
11:41it's a new day
11:42I bet our insiders feel revitalized
11:45and
11:45I've got a fucking car crump
11:46yeah never mind
11:49I slept so bad last night
11:51one of you was snoring so loud
11:53yes I was snoring so loud
11:55oh we've got somebody
11:55we know who it was
11:56who was it?
11:58you know who it was
11:59tell us now
12:00it was Satan
12:01you know who it was
12:03Alhan's snoring will bring people back to life
12:05bring me back to life like evanescence blood
12:08my snoring was fucked
12:10I mean to be snoring like that
12:12after spending you know 50, 60k
12:15that's quite cheeky isn't it
12:16good morning
12:23good morning
12:24yeah
12:26these two are getting along like family
12:28with Alhan's Turkish heritage
12:30he might actually be related to Chloe's teeth
12:33right what the fuck is Alhan doing man
12:36just gonna keep a couple tabs on that guy
12:38I've been trying for that bro
12:39I just woke up I can't be chasing after him
12:42like we ain't spending nothing today
12:43yeah
12:44and we ain't he is
12:47AHHHHH
12:48place your order
12:49good morning Britain
12:51can I have a premium coffee please
12:53a hot shower after saying you weren't gonna spend today
12:56you dirty dog AB
13:01right do I just breathe the coldness
13:04god you couldn't even swing a fucking cat in there
13:06most people just use a flannel
13:08Eddie how do you fit in there
13:10I'm gonna try
13:11right come on Chloe come on
13:14come on
13:16fuck
13:16oh my fucking god
13:32AHHHHH
13:42breakfast
13:43fuck that
13:44I ain't want it
13:45India's the first one at breakfast
13:47I went to a restaurant called a taste of India
13:49and I must say she's delicious
13:57how was it
13:58it's terrible
13:59how you feeling though
14:00how's the game going
14:03he didn't realise it was a game really till yesterday
14:05innit
14:06you know what I mean
14:06yeah I agree
14:07when that money went to fucking
14:09seven something whatever it was
14:12when I realised
14:14you know what I mean
14:15alright cool
14:15I feel like
14:16there's certain people who are
14:19not being as like
14:22mindful
14:22like just because you don't need the money
14:24this means people don't want to have a good time
14:26you're saying certain people
14:27and we know
14:27I know who you're talking about
14:28yeah
14:29I do think
14:31AB has been spending a lot
14:33he has had like a meal upgrade
14:35every single day
14:36and I just feel like
14:38nobody wants to eat rice and beans
14:40like
14:40but you're not allergic
14:41I'd kill for a much hour but I just can't
14:44right
14:45probably bought an energy drink
14:46got two energy drinks now
14:47we're on the same page
14:48you don't need to do a cold shower
14:49do the hot one
14:50I know but I just don't want to
14:52why
14:52man are using 20g for laughing
14:54and you don't want to have a hot shower
14:55facts
14:56what are you talking about
14:56go do your thing
14:58facts
14:58he's running riot in here you know
14:59you guys
15:00BELL
15:02hey I think the ladies are going to take him out you know
15:05you know who ain't there
15:06nah he's alright for now
15:08he's alright for now
15:09I slept amazing what about you
15:10no not God
15:11not God
15:12I had weird dreams about all of you
15:14we had dreams
15:14did you
15:15what kind of weird dreams
15:16do we want to know or not
15:17nah I'm keeping it to myself
15:18I'm going to vote you guys out
15:19okay right
15:20what happened in my dreams
15:21right
15:21no way
15:22you're going to vote us out for something we did in your dreams
15:26what you did in my dream is fucked
15:27I can't even look at you in the eye
15:29to be fair he's struggled with female eye contact since the start
15:33I don't know
15:34my fancier
15:35what did you say
15:36what did you say
15:37my fancier flirt
15:41who do you think is going to go next
15:42I don't feel like voting any girls out
15:45unless there are like other guys that they vote for
15:48yeah we need to sit together
15:49for sure no
15:50what's your relationship like with AB
15:53with AB
15:53yeah
15:53I know that you might not like him because he's spending
15:56he was the first person that I met when I came
15:59oh yeah yeah yeah
16:00so I don't know
16:01because obviously I'm still trying to like read him
16:03read him?
16:03but I think that's obviously his personality
16:04he's quite just to himself
16:06yeah
16:07hmm interesting
16:08now a real talk
16:09yeah
16:09bro fuck everyone
16:11no no no no bro I mean everyone yeah
16:14what about Cheyenne?
16:16especially
16:18right
16:19I'm telling you bro I don't
16:21I don't see any like any sort of like threat
16:24they ain't good in
16:24yeah yeah
16:25and they don't have it in them
16:27yeah yeah
16:28they ain't villains like us
16:31I think now is the time to activate
16:34and turn it up a notch and just go full on prick mode
16:39I'd love to know what this current mode was called
16:46can I confirm a watermelon?
16:48I saw the watermelon for sale and I thought
16:50you know what that's something Alhan would do
16:53so I thought fuck it
16:54yeah why should I just fucking sit around and watch everyone have fun
16:58might as well get in on it
17:02yeah
17:02he ain't sleeping bro
17:03alright let's carry the mattress
17:05oh fuck I'm gonna go
17:06alright man
17:06he's so fucking cute
17:08right now
17:09god
17:09where are we putting him?
17:10putting him on top of Eddie
17:11I lift it higher than that you man
17:12alright tell him to the shop
17:14wait wait wait
17:15argh
17:16fuck should we just whack him in corridor?
17:17yeah yeah yeah
17:17yeah yeah
17:18this is how we should have taken Lydia right
17:19just drop it there fuck it
17:20drop
17:21drop in the middle drop in the middle
17:28I'm going shopping
17:29yeah
17:30oh cold in
17:31yeah
17:32oh
17:34can I please confirm some blueberries
17:37I should have some blueberries
17:38I'd like to confirm
17:41a muffin
17:43please can I confirm the muffin as well
17:45here we go
17:48what
17:49what
17:49no
17:50hey not the watermelon
17:52two muffins
17:54dumbass
17:54I was going to say I have another one
17:55fuck it
17:56we never
17:57we never ordered a watermelon by the way
17:59we ordered a muffin
18:04who would do that?
18:05Ben wouldn't do that?
18:06Eddie wouldn't do that?
18:07who are you as well?
18:08I can't believe someone else is doing fuckery
18:10that's not us
18:10I'm actually getting annoyed
18:11this is our shit
18:12no no no no no no no
18:15oh my fucking god
18:17I just
18:17why are we throwing it to that one?
18:18oh shit
18:19quick Alhan
18:20get it cleaned up
18:20not the muffin
18:21oh fuck's sake
18:23okay okay
18:24no no no
18:25no no
18:26fucking
18:26whoa
18:27oh my god
18:29oh my god
18:30you fucked up this whole thing
18:31no
18:32we had a reason to have a go at ovens
18:34oh fuck you think pussy
18:35the shop looks like a fucking
18:38watermelon bloodbath
18:39meeting meeting meeting
18:40meeting
18:41did any of you buy watermelon
18:42did any of you buy watermelon
18:44did any of you buy that?
18:44oh fuck off
18:46no no no
18:46swear
18:46this one was not it
18:48it can't have been
18:50it can't have been
18:50it can't have been
18:51it can't have been
18:53no no no
18:54Andy's broke it
18:55no no
18:55Andy's broke it
18:56no he's guilty because he just dropped it
18:57Alhan you're really disappointing me right now
18:59mate
18:59I'm a scapegoat
19:01Alhan has been winding us up
19:03constantly
19:04he's always in that fucking shop
19:06buying little bits of shit
19:07fuck it
19:08let's order it
19:09stitch him up
19:10where was Alhan when that turned up?
19:12we didn't go down there
19:13we carried the mattress
19:14played wrestling
19:16brought the mattress back
19:17and they came and chilled with Eddie
19:18it was one of them three
19:20it had to be
19:22hey
19:23which one of you bought the watermelon?
19:25oh come on
19:26cause this is the first time
19:27I think the girls have actually done some fucking like
19:29what? what is it?
19:32we went with Alhan to buy his coffee
19:33yeah he buys the coffee and then it opens
19:35and there's just a watermelon right there
19:36a whole watermelon?
19:37it's not even chopped up
19:38well I would never choose watermelon as my fruit
19:41I'm not gonna lie
19:41how are we gonna eat that though?
19:43I didn't buy it
19:44it's been dropped
19:44the shop's a mess
19:45the shop's a mess
19:46what?
19:47why would people not eat that?
19:49you can't give Alhan a walk though
19:50unexpected
19:50you don't think he bought it?
19:52no actually
19:52well he's been asleep for ages
19:54you don't think it was Ben?
19:57cause he ain't bought shit
19:58what if he's just buying stuff behind our back?
20:00look at that
20:00like come on
20:03what if Ben is a boxer right there?
20:06Ben was this a mess
20:07what the fuck?
20:08was this your first little taste of like
20:10hell no
20:11how's Ben being blamed for this?
20:13well probably because he's not a six foot two strong man
20:15who goes by the name beast
20:22can I order another watermelon please?
20:25a confirmed watermelon
20:26I feel like framing Alhan for the watermelon
20:29was like the perfect crime
20:30and I think everyone thinks it was a deep down
20:33so why not?
20:34let's do another one
20:35fuck it
20:35let's keep the momentum going
20:37Eddie's really put a cat amongst the pigeons
20:39or a melon amongst some idiots in this case
20:42oh shit
20:44I ain't even got no fruits blood
20:46I wanted a banana or something
20:51motherfuckers
20:53fucking pricks blood
20:56I haven't ordered one watermelon
20:58why are there so many watermelons here fam?
21:02come on expressions
21:02stick it down the back of your pants
21:04and say you've got a BBL
21:06but I'm trying to go under the radar fam
21:08you know them way there
21:16expertly done
21:17the watermelon blends perfectly into the white wall
21:19what are you doing bro?
21:21you just tweak it out
21:21yeah why are you doing that?
21:23I think he got the watermelon
21:24swear on your mother's life
21:25you didn't get the watermelon
21:27swear on my mother's life
21:28fuck who did it?
21:30no I think you got the fucking watermelon
21:31mate I promise
21:32Eddie see me
21:33I see you lot as family
21:34I wouldn't snake you lot
21:36that's bullshit
21:36Alhan
21:38go to the shop
21:39on your own
21:40yeah
21:41and that's it
21:42just come back with nothing
21:42just show us
21:44we can trust you
21:45we want to see nothing in your hands
21:46and we don't want to see nothing
21:47pop in the shop
21:48after you've gone
21:49this is the worst mistake
21:50this is my moment
21:52to prove to my housemates
21:53that I don't have to spunk money up the wall
21:56now considering
21:57I lost over 40, 50 grand yesterday
21:59this would be a very good moment
22:02for me to prove myself
22:10he loves gambling
22:11he can't go to that shop
22:13and not pick something like that
22:14but that is the only bit of like serotonin we get in here
22:16buying something from that shop
22:17like getting a little fizzy drink is like Christmas
22:25I'd like to
22:27oh
22:35what the fuck
22:39what
22:41he's gone too long
22:42yeah
22:43yeah
22:44can we go
22:45can we go
22:45yeah let's just catch it
22:47I'm quite enjoying the watermelon gig
22:49I think
22:50I think it's fair in a spanner
22:52in the works
22:52for a few people
22:53and it's making people realise
22:54that Alhan isn't only one
22:56that can play games
22:57oh
22:57get Eddie trying to tip
22:58this is not me
22:59you
22:59no
23:00no
23:01no
23:01no
23:02no
23:02no
23:03no
23:03no
23:03no
23:03no
23:03no
23:04no
23:04no
23:06so do you know how incriminating it looks
23:08holding a watermelon
23:09here
23:10but then trying to explain
23:12that I didn't buy it
23:13yeah
23:13it's fucking
23:14sus
23:15wait
23:15what are you actually doing
23:18I did
23:19I did buy something
23:20but it wasn't this
23:21you fucking bastard
23:22where the fuck is
23:23where the fuck is
23:24you
23:25so where did that
23:25you actually can't make this shit up bro
23:29what did you buy
23:30I don't know
23:31we're still waiting
23:31you got the whole water dispenser
23:32is this what you guys did earlier
23:34is this what you guys did earlier
23:34are you fucking dead head
23:35no
23:35why did they do that
23:37that's four grand
23:38yo
23:39hell yeah
23:40oh you fucking
23:41you don't need that
23:45why did you not try to do that
23:47why did you not try to do that
23:47he's hiding stuff in the cistern in the toilet now
23:50you motherfucker
23:52you motherfucker
23:53you motherfucker
23:54you fucking bastard
23:55yeah
23:55that's like
23:56that's like two
23:57that's like two
23:58that's like two
23:58that's like two meal upgrades
24:01that's literally like two meal upgrades
24:03I bought a twelve and a half grand water dispenser
24:05come on guys
24:06you already know
24:07I
24:07have no
24:09regrets
24:11bro
24:12bro
24:12why
24:12no
24:13no
24:13we can't even
24:16what
24:17oh no
24:19oh my
24:34oh my
24:39I think it's safe to say Eddie's wiped the floor with Alham there.
24:47Challenge!
24:49Let's go!
24:52That noise means it's time for another challenge.
24:54But what's in store for them today?
24:57Oh, no!
24:58No!
25:00Is he good, Eddie?
25:01I'm hungry, but I don't want this, Vlad.
25:04This is Clear Your Plate.
25:07The insiders enter Shea Inside with a £100,000 bill.
25:11One by one, each insider is served a disgusting mystery dish.
25:16They each have two minutes to clear their plate, finish their meal, and £10,000 comes off the bill.
25:22Fail, and the £10,000 stays on.
25:25If they're struggling, they can ring the bell and call another insider to help.
25:30But the bell can only be rung three times.
25:33Fail to finish the meal, even with health, and the money stays on the bill.
25:38Now, let's clear your plate.
25:41Are you guys ready to eat?
25:43Let's go.
25:43Let's go.
25:44Let's eat.
25:45Let's welcome our first guest at our restaurant.
25:48India, please step up to the table.
25:50Go!
25:50Come on, you go, you go, you go!
25:51Go, you go, you go, you go!
25:53I feel like this is a bit of a sick joke.
25:55Being first is, like, the worst thing that could ever happen.
25:58But first, let's welcome our specs you'll get.
26:02Yeah!
26:03It's specs!
26:04Oh!
26:08What's that talking about?
26:12Is it Haribo?
26:14I can smell things already.
26:18Enjoy.
26:18This is a nightmare.
26:19This is a natural nightmare.
26:20Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for...
26:25Pisces Chili Wasabi Pastry.
26:28Oh, we are all the best.
26:30I'm so pissed.
26:31Start your timer in three, two, one.
26:36Eat, eat.
26:36Come on, India.
26:37Come on, India.
26:38Shut it all in.
26:39Get up, please.
26:41Get up, please.
26:42It's going to be really hot, isn't it?
26:44There's a lot of hot sauce on it.
26:45Evee!
26:46Oh, it's hot!
26:48It's not hot.
26:49It's not hot.
26:50Oh, it's very hot.
26:51Oh, it's very hot.
26:53Mate, just stop your mouth.
26:54Stop your mouth.
26:55It's not going to bite me.
26:56I know.
26:57Come on, man.
26:58Come on, man.
26:59Six, five, four, three, two, one.
27:05Done.
27:09That was hard to have.
27:10And that is 10K off of your bill.
27:12Yes!
27:13Redemption.
27:14What am I talking about?
27:15Next up to the table, could we please have...
27:18Chloe.
27:19Oh!
27:19Chloe!
27:22Give it up for the fisheye coffee!
27:28A fish's eye without glasses!
27:30Chloe, how do you think you're going to do this?
27:32I just thought I could do that.
27:33I feel like that eyeball is still alive.
27:35It's staring at us.
27:36It's staring at us in the coffee.
27:38And I think it's judging us.
27:39It's definitely judging us.
27:4110,000 pounds off the bill.
27:43Can she do it?
27:45Oh, come on.
27:46Just plug your nose in.
27:47Just down in one.
27:48All right, Chloe.
27:49We will start your timer in three seconds.
27:51Three.
27:53Two.
27:54Eat it.
27:55One.
27:56Go.
27:57Down in one.
27:58Down in one.
27:59Down in one.
28:00Down in one.
28:01Down in one.
28:02Down in one.
28:02Down in one.
28:03Oh!
28:04Oh!
28:04Oh, she tagged in!
28:06Who's in?
28:07Marlon!
28:07Marlon!
28:10Please take a seat, Marlon!
28:11I just knew it.
28:12I just knew she was going to call my name.
28:13Great.
28:14Absolutely great.
28:15All right.
28:15No!
28:16Come on!
28:17Go on, Marlon!
28:19Go, go!
28:20Oh!
28:21Oh!
28:22Oh!
28:23Oh!
28:23Oh!
28:24Oh!
28:24Come on, Marlon!
28:28Come on!
28:29Come on, Marlon!
28:31Congratulations!
28:32That is 10K off of your bill.
28:34Yay!
28:36However, you have used one of your lifelines.
28:39It is time for the next person to step up to the table.
28:43Marlon, please take your seat.
28:45Come on, Marlon.
28:46Come on, Marlon.
28:47Come on, Marlon.
28:47Marlon.
28:48You trust me, innit?
28:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:49Okay.
28:50An ox.
28:51This tail.
28:52Ox tail.
28:53That is the worst one ever.
28:55You have to peel your skin off before you eat it.
28:58Please start your dish in three, two, one.
29:02Oh!
29:02Oh!
29:03Oh!
29:03Oh, my God!
29:06Come on, Marlon.
29:07Come on, Marlon.
29:10You're running out of time.
29:11Come on.
29:12Ooh!
29:13Yummy!
29:15Tasty.
29:15Mark Henry's in two minutes.
29:16There's no chance.
29:17There's no chance.
29:17Hey, tag in Eddie, Black.
29:19Just tag in Eddie.
29:20Oh, yeah?
29:20Half it.
29:21Tag him, Eddie.
29:22Yes!
29:23Yes!
29:26Yes!
29:26Yes!
29:27Yes!
29:27Yes!
29:28Yes!
29:29Come on, Eddie.
29:30He's actually just chomped a whole chunk off.
29:32It's the best person you possibly could have called up.
29:35Eddie!
29:36Eddie!
29:37Eddie!
29:38Eddie!
29:39Eddie!
29:40Eddie likes it.
29:41But it's really thick.
29:42Like, it's big.
29:43Oh!
29:43Eddie, come on.
29:44You're good.
29:44You got this.
29:45Oh!
29:47What?
29:49Five.
29:50Four.
29:52Three.
29:53Two.
29:55One.
29:57There we go.
29:58Empty mouth.
30:00Hold up.
30:02Once again, that is £10,000 off of the bill.
30:06Yay!
30:07But you have now used two of your lifelines.
30:08Only one left.
30:09Please, save it.
30:10Please.
30:11I'm not sure this person will be hungry anymore.
30:13But next up is Eddie.
30:15Come on, Eddie!
30:16Come on, Eddie!
30:17Come on, Eddie!
30:17Come on, Eddie!
30:19Go, Eddie!
30:19Light work.
30:20All right.
30:21Where's that sick bucket?
30:22You don't need it.
30:23Sick bucket.
30:24Can we get some noise, please?
30:25Can we get some noise?
30:26Oh!
30:28Woo!
30:29Eddie!
30:30Go, Eddie!
30:30You're about to have the dumbest animal in the world!
30:33That's Steve's brain!
30:35Oh, man.
30:36Eddie, you got that.
30:38Eddie, you got that, Eddie.
30:39It's like snot texture as well.
30:42And you do the snot.
30:42Eddie, you got that, Eddie.
30:44Three.
30:44Just the kooks.
30:46Two.
30:47One.
30:47Go.
30:48Go, Eddie!
30:49Oh!
30:50You got it.
30:51You got it.
30:52You're a viking.
30:52You're the world's strongest man.
30:54Oh!
30:55It's only a brain.
30:56Eddie!
30:56The world's strongest man might bottle into a sheep's brain.
30:59I thought he was, like, hard as nails.
31:01But he might actually just be a pussy.
31:03Woo!
31:04Oh!
31:05Hold it in.
31:05Hold it in.
31:06You got this.
31:06Go on, Eddie!
31:10Get it down, Eddie.
31:11Get it down.
31:11Get it down.
31:11Over the table.
31:13There it is!
31:13Yeah!
31:14Go!
31:15Yeah!
31:16That's it.
31:16Everyone out of the position.
31:17This is your phone.
31:18Eddie, congratulations, mate.
31:20That is 10,000 off the bill.
31:23Oh!
31:24Oh!
31:24And it's time to welcome another guest to the table.
31:27A-B!
31:28Oh!
31:28Yay!
31:29Go on, boys.
31:30Go on, boys.
31:31That's the entire chocolate cake.
31:35Bruce Boktrotter!
31:36What are you joking?
31:36You can do it, Bruce.
31:37Right.
31:38Who's on your list?
31:39Bruce!
31:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:40How have I gone from eating a fish's eyeball, and A-B is having a chocolate cake?
31:47Favoritism in the workplace?
31:49What do you think the strategy?
31:50Do I call someone in a medium?
31:51I think you call someone in straight away.
31:53Yeah, it's a big deal.
31:53You call someone straight away.
31:54Yeah, it's a big deal.
31:54Everyone, shut up!
31:55Just Marlon, we're running the train on this now.
31:59Fucking go right.
32:00Drop to that shit.
32:05Three, two, one.
32:07Come on!
32:09Cruci!
32:11Cruci!
32:12Cruci!
32:12Cruci!
32:13I need water, man!
32:14Come on, hands, hands, hands!
32:16Go on, you've got to be quicker than this, guys.
32:18Guys, if you squeeze it in your hands, make it smaller.
32:21Alphie, like Marlon's doing.
32:22Squeeze it in and get shriveled in, man.
32:24Pull some on your arms as well.
32:25Look at them.
32:26Come on, come on, enjoy it!
32:27Halfway through this cake, it's crumbs everywhere.
32:29My arms are fucking filled with chocolate.
32:31It's looking good, though.
32:32I'm having a lot of patience right now.
32:3430 seconds left!
32:35Woo!
32:37Headbutt the cake!
32:39Just fill your mouth as much as possible!
32:42Fill your mouth!
32:43Come on, come on!
32:44Get in!
32:46Time!
32:47All right!
32:48Marlon's the VP of this.
32:50Woo!
32:50He's gonna eat him.
32:51Can you see it now?
32:52That's a great job.
32:54That's a good day.
32:55Do you think you deserve it?
32:56Yeah, I do.
32:57I actually do.
32:58I generally do.
32:59Marlon, AB.
33:01Congratulations.
33:02That's 10k out of here.
33:03Come on!
33:05Come on!
33:07Let's fucking go!
33:08Let's go, blood!
33:10Okay, guys.
33:11It's going very, very well.
33:13Hopefully, no one lets the team down.
33:14But next up to our restaurant, we have Ben.
33:18Go, Ben.
33:19You trust me?
33:20No.
33:21Oh, God.
33:21Ben, give it up!
33:23Oh!
33:23The lamb's testicles!
33:25Oh!
33:26Oh, fuck.
33:26Oh, no.
33:27Those testicles are absolutely terrible.
33:29Absolutely minging.
33:31And do you know what?
33:32From speaking to Ben, if there's anything he doesn't want,
33:34it's anything fishy or anything ballsy.
33:37And he's basically got a combination of both.
33:40Remember, there's no more lifelines,
33:42and it's all on you.
33:43This is on me.
33:43Three!
33:45Two!
33:46One!
33:46Come on, Ben.
33:47Go.
33:48Oh, yeah.
33:49Easy.
33:50Oh!
33:51Oh, yeah, boys!
33:52Don't get free!
33:53Come on!
33:56Season that!
33:57Come on, Ben.
33:58Oh, shit!
33:59Come on, Benji!
34:00Come on, Benji!
34:01Oh, what the hell?
34:02Thank God for the salt and pepper right now.
34:05Without that, I'd be throwing up right now.
34:08Smaller that nut!
34:09Yeah, yeah.
34:10Oh!
34:11That's gonna be meat all.
34:12You have four minutes left!
34:14Four minutes left!
34:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:16Come on, Benji!
34:17It's a chicken.
34:18Chicken nuggets!
34:20Chicken nuggets!
34:22Yeah!
34:23Yeah!
34:24Yeah!
34:25Yeah!
34:26Yeah!
34:26Yeah!
34:29Yeah!
34:29Yeah!
34:30Yeah!
34:34Five!
34:35Woo!
34:35Four!
34:37One!
34:37Three!
34:39Two!
34:40That's a massive throw!
34:41You're welcome, Ben.
34:42Done!
34:44What is it?
34:45I swear, that's crazy.
34:46I thought there was zero chance I was doing that.
34:48Yeah, that was insane.
34:50Zero fucking...
34:50Ben, you only had to eat one, by the way.
34:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:54What?
34:54I'm joking.
34:55Thank God.
34:56Holy shit.
34:57Ben, congratulations.
34:58Well done, brother.
34:59That is 10k off your bill once again.
35:01Our next guest.
35:03Expressions.
35:03Saffron.
35:05Anna.
35:05Come on, Anna.
35:06Come on, Anna!
35:07Woo!
35:07Come on, Saffron.
35:08Hello, espresso.
35:09This for you.
35:12What's this?
35:13Sabrina Carpenter's fish and macros.
35:16The egg and onion smoothie.
35:19Well, Anna, the 19th century egg.
35:24Oh!
35:25Whoa!
35:26Whoever gave birth to that egg knew it was meant for you.
35:29Ugh!
35:30I have got a century egg.
35:32If you don't know what it is, it is a 200-year egg.
35:36I think I got the worst food.
35:40Brewski.
35:41It was a mad thing.
35:42It stunk.
35:44Saffron, are you feeling positive?
35:45No.
35:46Are you gonna drink it?
35:47Yes!
35:47Yes!
35:48Your time starts in three, two, one, go!
35:54Go!
35:54Go on, go on, go on, go on.
35:56Woo!
35:57Yes!
35:58Go on, Anna.
35:59Go on, Anna.
36:00Wow!
36:01Yeah!
36:02Goddamn!
36:04You haven't thrown up yet.
36:05You're not going to.
36:06Come on.
36:07Yes!
36:08Yeah!
36:09Yeah!
36:09Go on, Saffron.
36:11Oh, shit!
36:12Oh!
36:13Oh!
36:14Fucking hell!
36:15Look at that!
36:16Do it for Alfred.
36:18Do it for Alfred.
36:19Yes!
36:20Oh.
36:21My.
36:21God.
36:22My days.
36:23Brodski, we are flying through this challenge.
36:26Come on, Anna.
36:27Fantastic!
36:27Oh, my.
36:28Oh, my.
36:30Oh, my.
36:30That's so wild.
36:32Woo!
36:33Woo!
36:34It's MK off the bill once again.
36:35Congratulations.
36:36Yay!
36:38Yay!
36:38Yay!
36:39Go on.
36:40Go on, Saffron.
36:41One more, girl.
36:42One more.
36:43Just one more.
36:44Three.
36:45Come on, girl.
36:46Two.
36:47One.
36:48Come on, girl.
36:49Fuck this.
36:50You've got this.
36:50You've got this.
36:51Yay!
36:52Come on!
36:53Good job.
36:54Well done.
36:55You did it, girl.
36:5710,000 pounds left on the bill.
36:59Woo!
37:00Are you not happy?
37:01Yeah.
37:01Yeah?
37:02So, I'd like to invite Cheyenne up to the table.
37:06Go, Cheyenne.
37:07I got this.
37:08Come on, Cheyenne.
37:10Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
37:11Because I'm not happy with you.
37:13Today, you make me proud.
37:15It's not alive, is it?
37:16I'm going to give you Sweden's national dish.
37:22Hey!
37:22What is it?
37:24It's called Sørströmming.
37:26Yeah!
37:27This is the one!
37:28It's really nice.
37:29It's called Sørströmming.
37:30Excuse me.
37:32What?
37:33Sørströmming.
37:34Swedish Sørströmming, as we call it, is known for being the most disgusting thing ever.
37:39So, I pray for Cheyenne.
37:42I really hope you can pull this through.
37:44Can you smell it?
37:44I can smell it.
37:45Oh, it is nasty.
37:47You have two minutes to clear your plates.
37:50Come on, Cheyenne.
37:52Come on, Cheyenne.
37:54Come on, Cheyenne.
37:55Come on, Cheyenne.
37:56Come on, Cheyenne.
37:58Come on, Cheyenne.
37:58Come on, Cheyenne.
37:59You got this, Cheyenne!
38:00You got this!
38:03You got this!
38:03Ah!
38:03You got this.
38:04You got this.
38:05It's still good.
38:06Chef of the Year 2009.
38:08Chef of the Year 2009.
38:09Chef of the Year 2009.
38:10I told you.
38:10I only got this!
38:12No stress.
38:12Go for it again.
38:13She's going for it again.
38:14Can I still eat it?
38:15Yeah, yeah.
38:16If you carry on, you carry on.
38:17If you...
38:18You can still do it!
38:20Come on.
38:21Come on.
38:22Come on.
38:22Don't think about it.
38:23Smek, look what you've done.
38:24It's fine.
38:25It's fine by now.
38:25Chef of the Year...
38:26Oh, Smek!
38:27Hey, take a picture.
38:32Is that blood coming out of the field?
38:34Um...
38:35Goats.
38:35Goats!
38:36Yes, Cheyenne!
38:37Oh, my God!
38:38Oh, my God!
38:40Guys, it's all going wrong.
38:42It's coming out my mouth.
38:43I'm dribbling.
38:44The guts.
38:44My eyes are screaming.
38:45I feel like it's coming out my ears.
38:46Like, what is going on?
38:48Come on, Cheyenne.
38:49Oh, my God.
38:49Oh, Cheyenne, stop!
38:51She doesn't have any tags.
38:53Cheyenne, don't worry, guys.
38:53Are you done?
38:54Fuck it.
38:55Fuck it, love.
38:56I think the tag might be up.
38:57That was...
38:58Oh, that is stinking.
39:02Wow.
39:03You fucking bastards.
39:05Yeah, real talk.
39:05That is the worst one you could have fucking picked.
39:08So, our first fail of the day.
39:10Imagine the feeling of, like, fish guts in your mouth,
39:13but then vomit, but then it smells like vomit,
39:15so then you feel like you're holding down fish vomit,
39:17but it's really just fermented fish.
39:19It is disgusting.
39:20There's only one person left to help you guys break even.
39:23We've saved the best till last.
39:25Woo!
39:26So, Alhan, please come to the table.
39:29Come on, you can do it.
39:31Tom Jones once said,
39:33it's not unusual to be loved by anyone,
39:36but it has nothing to do with what I'd like to show you.
39:40My favourite, and this is why my restaurant's one star,
39:44give it up for Bulls Jimmy Johnson.
39:46Woo-hoo!
39:48What?
39:49It's a dick.
39:50Bull penis!
39:53Nah!
39:53Fuck yes!
39:54Do you see the size of that?
39:56Triple XL fan Vin Diesel blood.
39:59How are you feeling, Alhan?
40:00I've had bigger.
40:02Your time starts in three, two, one, go!
40:08Come on, Alhan!
40:10Come on, Alhan!
40:12Come on, Alhan!
40:12Yeah, gobble, gobble.
40:13Oh, my God!
40:14He's got this!
40:16He's chewing the chicken.
40:17Come on, Alhan!
40:18Come on, Alhan!
40:20Come on, Alhan!
40:21Come on, Alhan!
40:22Come on, Alhan!
40:23Come on, Alhan!
40:23Come on, Alhan!
40:23Oh, no!
40:25No, one!
40:25Eat a tip!
40:26Get some penis in your mouth.
40:27What's he doing?
40:28You had chocolate cake shop!
40:31The inner tube, probably, of, you know, the penis is the most chewy, rubbery, weirdest texture ever.
40:40It's like chewing a hose pipe.
40:42A beef-flavored hose pipe.
40:44Mate, I can't do that in two minutes.
40:45If he deep throat's it, can we have the 10,000?
40:48Yeah!
40:49Go on, Alhan!
40:49Deep throat that fucking dick!
40:51Wait, wait, wait!
40:51I want to hear a confirmation.
40:52You've got to impress him!
40:54Come on!
40:54Deep throat that dick, Alhan!
40:55Come on!
40:56Hey, Eddie!
40:57Wait, wait, wait!
40:58Come on!
41:00Pull my head down!
41:01Pull my head down!
41:02Pull my head down!
41:03Ow!
41:03Woo!
41:05Ha!
41:09Ha!
41:10Ha!
41:10Ha!
41:12Ha!
41:12Ha!
41:14Ha!
41:15Ha!
41:15Ha!
41:17Ha!
41:19Ha!
41:20Ha!
41:21Ha!
41:23Ha!
41:24From your guys' angles and whichever camera you look at it from, it looks hilarious,
41:28but my POV is just blackout dick.
41:32Blackout dick.
41:34Blackout dick.
41:35Oh, my fucking God!
41:37Ha!
41:38Ha!
41:38Ha!
41:39Ha!
41:39Ha!
41:39Ha!
41:41Ha!
41:41Ha!
41:44Ha!
42:11is the end of dinner service.
42:13Thank you very much for dining with us.
42:15See you later.
42:17I ain't hungry.
42:23Guys, I can still taste the onion in my mouth.
42:26I've just washed them twice.
42:28Oh, oh my God.
42:30No, I'm sorry, but that's actually pure sick.
42:32Yeah.
42:33It seems like it's not just farmyard foreplay
42:36that Eddie's got a taste for,
42:37as he's up to no good again.
42:41I picked the white monster up out of the sink
42:43in the ladies' break-up area,
42:45so I'm like, fuck it, let's put this in Alan's locker
42:48and keep stirring that fucking pot.
43:04I'm off to get my wine, I'm off to get my wine,
43:07I'm off to get my wine,
43:08and I'm off.
43:09Hello, can I have the basic red wine, please?
43:12And don't be stingy, I want it at the top of the glass.
43:16I'm gonna have a few red wines, we'll know the drill.
43:19But as of tomorrow, I'm stopping drinking.
43:22I'll limit me salt at two a night.
43:23Woo-hoo!
43:28Ah, Chloe's doing her wine dance, so that must mean it's almost mid-day.
43:41Wait, Alfie, was that you that took my white monster?
43:44On my life, no.
43:45On my life.
43:46I thought you'd finished it.
43:47No, I had two.
43:49Someone's fully nicked one.
43:49A fresh one, someone's nicked a fresh one.
43:50No.
43:50Yes.
43:52Actually, Pinky swear to me.
43:53On my life, on my mum's life, I swear to God.
43:55I swear to God.
43:56That's got me through the whole day.
43:57Wait, what's she talking about?
43:58What happened?
43:59I had a white monster in there.
44:00I had one today.
44:02It was in here.
44:02Yeah.
44:03Hey, who the fuck took that?
44:04Hmm.
44:05Something smells fishy, and it's not Cheyenne's fingers.
44:11I just want to know who took my white monster.
44:13So, one took your drink?
44:14Yeah, it's full.
44:16Have we checked at Alan's Locker?
44:18No, I haven't, but that's a good idea, yeah.
44:19Should've done it.
44:21Do you think one of them has sold on my energy drinks?
44:23Oh, seriously?
44:24Hmm?
44:24No, I feel like they would have...
44:25It's got a fucking monster in there.
44:27That's so mine, isn't it?
44:28Oh, my goodness.
44:30This is insane.
44:31So, I've just found my energy drink in Alhan's locker,
44:34and I don't even know how to feel,
44:38because I'm like, surely he wouldn't do that.
44:40Oh, my God, what?
44:42That's actually selfish.
44:43You've got to sort him out.
44:44I can't actually believe that.
44:46Do you think it was him?
44:47Like, that took it out of all?
44:47Or do you think one of the others have set him up?
44:49Oi, oi, oi.
44:49I think the girls are panicking,
44:50they've all gone in now.
44:52Girls meeting.
44:54Right, guys.
44:56This is your last chance.
44:57What?
44:58Who stole my energy drink?
45:00On my mother's fucking life, it wasn't me.
45:03I swear to God.
45:03I don't drink energy drink.
45:04You can still energy drink.
45:06On your life.
45:06I swear.
45:07But what are you going to do if it was me?
45:08I don't get it.
45:09Well, it's fucking sly.
45:10Whoever's done it.
45:12What do you mean?
45:13No, but, like, what is this?
45:14No, but it's just, like, own up.
45:15Like, she doesn't even eat.
45:17Like, she had her first meet-up.
45:17That's fucking sly there.
45:19Who else has his hamsters?
45:21What's wrong?
45:23What's wrong?
45:23Who was it?
45:24I don't drink monster.
45:25Have you seen me with a monster in my hand once?
45:27Yeah, not in your hand.
45:28I've literally sucked a dick in you lot of fucking transplants
45:30with a white monster.
45:32At this point, I wish I had stolen it.
45:34Someone's planted it in my locker.
45:36I don't know who it is.
45:37We all know I've not been shy in the shop,
45:38so I don't need to steal shit.
45:39She cannot find her monster, and she thought it was you.
45:41It's obviously not Ben, because she said it not.
45:43She's turned into the fucking monster.
45:47Has Alham been set up, or is he just a good liar?
45:50Like, I honestly...
45:52I don't know anymore.
45:58Finally, we get a bit of eye candy in the house.
46:00Oh, wait, that's me.
46:02Have you been to the shop club?
46:03Well, I've been to one.
46:04And you like to throw one?
46:09Oh!
46:11Oh, shit!
46:13Marlon!
46:15This is your moment, fam!
46:16Hey!
46:18Cool shit!
46:19Cool shit!
46:19Cool shit!
46:20Cool shit!
46:21Oh!
46:22Fuck my life, bro!
46:24Fuck!
46:25I'm sorry, but you could just put a watermelon in that room
46:27and he'll take it.
46:28A big, massive dick!
46:31I can't believe I'm making my on-screen debut on Netflix.
46:34I hope I come across as cool and mysterious.
46:37Ooh-ee!
46:38Fucked it.
46:39I don't know whose tentation this is.
46:41Can you guess what your tentation might be?
46:44Wow.
46:46Okay.
46:46Tell me more about it.
46:47I can't tell you too much.
46:49Okay.
46:49What I can tell you is your temptation doesn't take place in here.
46:54I need you to put this on and then head to the challenge arena.
46:57Put this on right now.
46:58Well, if you want to take the other one off first.
47:01No, yeah, you want to watch or...?
47:03Okay.
47:04Nah, it'll cost me.
47:07Don't beg it, Marlon.
47:08You actually reckon he's gonna take it?
47:10I think he takes it.
47:11I reckon if he takes it, he tells us.
47:13Yeah.
47:13He takes it and he's honest about it.
47:15Yeah.
47:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:15I don't think he would take it though.
47:18It's time for Marlon's temptation.
47:20But what will be waiting for him in the challenge arena?
47:23Apart from a ginger bloke nursing a semi.
47:33It's that fucking cow the dragon.
47:35I'm guessing I'm going up against you, huh?
47:38You are.
47:39Oh, yeah?
47:40I'm not afraid of you.
47:41Really?
47:42You sure about that?
47:43Are you 100%?
47:43I'm sure about that.
47:44Don't poke the dragon.
47:46Holy shit.
47:46Please, don't poke the dragon.
47:48Marlon.
47:49Yes.
47:49For you, we have a great challenge.
47:52Okay.
47:52If you score a penalty, you will be in the next Sidemen charity match.
47:57But it costs 30,000 pounds.
48:02Fuck.
48:02I don't know if it's 100K.
48:03I don't know if it's 200K.
48:04I'll spend all the money.
48:05I don't even care, bro.
48:0630K?
48:0730K.
48:08Shake on it.
48:09Done.
48:10Do you accept the temptation?
48:12Yes, I do accept the temptation.
48:14Okay.
48:14Holy shit.
48:15One shot.
48:17This is what Eminem sang about.
48:19Here we go.
48:22Cal.
48:23Will it be Marlon target or Marlon off target?
48:26Steven, shush, okay?
48:27You shush, all right?
48:29Yeah, good job.
48:29I'm sorry.
48:36Cal.
48:37You could cut the tension with a knife.
48:41There he goes.
48:44Wide leg stance.
48:47Asking for a nutmeg.
48:55Voila!
48:57What a Gordy!
48:59You don't save those!
49:02Yes!
49:02Go on there, Steven!
49:04Well done.
49:04Congratulations.
49:06That's a strong match.
49:08Well done.
49:09Marlon, you're in the next charity match.
49:11I can't believe it.
49:1230K gone, but...
49:15I'll see you in the changing room.
49:16That's it!
49:18I did it!
49:21Easy, buddy!
49:22Yeah!
49:23Bro, I can't believe it.
49:24Back in the day, I used to actually make my own jersey, my own number.
49:27I swear, I'm not even kidding.
49:28Like, it's so crazy.
49:29I really don't know how to explain it.
49:31I really don't.
49:31I fucking did it.
49:32I'm going to Webley.
49:33I'm going to Webley.
49:35And I couldn't be happier for him.
49:37But will he be honest with the insiders?
49:39Hey!
49:39He's back!
49:40Hey!
49:41Hey!
49:42Hey!
49:42Hey!
49:42Hey!
49:43What's going on, my G?
49:44He did that shit.
49:45Look at this.
49:46Go on, G.
49:47What?
49:47We got...
49:48We need it, like, front and center, bro.
49:50You walked into that room.
49:52Walk us through the whole thing, my G.
49:54So, I walk in there.
49:55Swear on my life.
49:55And I see Sidemen Charity match.
49:57I knew it.
49:58I fucking knew it.
49:59And I see his shirt.
50:00I'm like, bro, don't do this right now, bro.
50:02I was there as well.
50:03But, basically, I didn't even know what it was.
50:05It was like, you're going to head to the challenge room.
50:06So, I head in there.
50:07And there's just bright lights.
50:09There's a full goal.
50:11There's a goalkeeper.
50:12And there's a penalty spot.
50:13Oh, shit.
50:14Am I invisible or something?
50:16And there was a fucking commentator.
50:18So, I put down the ball and it's like,
50:19if you score this, you win the Sidemen Charity match.
50:21If you accept it, obviously, right?
50:23I'm not going to lie.
50:24I accepted it.
50:25Yeah.
50:25I did.
50:25It was 30K.
50:27Okay.
50:27So, I apologize, you know what I mean?
50:29That's so fair, bro.
50:30I scored a penalty, man.
50:31You know what I mean?
50:32Yeah!
50:33You're going to Wembley.
50:34You're going to Wembley, man!
50:37Look, I don't know why.
50:38I feel a little emotional, you know?
50:39Just, like, a full circle moment where, you know,
50:42I watched the Sidemen growing up all the time.
50:44Seen all the Sidemen Charity matches while being into football.
50:48I really can't believe it.
50:49It's such a blessing.
50:50Like, it really is.
50:51Eh, whatever.
50:52Let's do some reps.
50:53What, Jim?
50:54Yeah.
50:5418.
51:00The next few days are going to be brutal.
51:03Yeah.
51:04I feel like all of us...
51:06This is what I'm saying to you.
51:07If there's a vote and we're nominated,
51:07I don't think any of us are at risk, really.
51:09I can't see it.
51:10You can't say that.
51:11Yeah, you never know.
51:12Well, the thing is, we could be nominated,
51:15but we're still not at risk.
51:17Yeah, yeah.
51:17There's a lot of people that I just feel like wouldn't vote me.
51:20I don't think we'd vote more than I would vote you.
51:22I don't think we're doing anything bad.
51:23I think they just think we're, like, mischievous.
51:24No, no, no.
51:25Thinking about it, like, if they vote for anybody...
51:27I don't think it would be us.
51:29Like, ever.
51:32Go on, bro.
51:33Go on, boy.
51:34Oh, if he gets stuck, just leave it.
51:36Ooh, look out!
51:38Someone's benched seven kilos.
51:39What did you want to talk about earlier?
51:40No, just to see how you are.
51:42Come on!
51:43Who am I cheating?
51:44Why do I need a reason to do?
51:46I ain't got nothing to do with voting.
51:47I just want to see how you are, how you're coping.
51:48Yeah, you know what?
51:49Today, I'm so locked in.
51:51I think I just...
51:51I think, being completely honest, on the first day,
51:54I think when everyone was talking about butlers, Porsches,
51:56I think I just had, like, massive imposter syndrome
51:58and it just, like, fucked with me.
51:59I was like...
52:00Well, you know you deserve to be here.
52:02Like, I know luck hasn't been on your side.
52:04Like, this is your moment and you deserve everything.
52:06That's coming towards you.
52:07And I hope that you stay in as long as possible.
52:10I hope so, yeah.
52:10I would love for me and Expressions to get to the end together,
52:12but also I'm mindful, like, I need to play the game for myself.
52:17It's been absolutely...
52:18Sorry, sorry to interrupt.
52:20Can I just say something?
52:21You're the only guy that I trust in here.
52:23Yeah.
52:23I know we don't know each other well,
52:25but honestly, I can tell you're a good person.
52:27I'm not just trying to say, just get everyone's like,
52:28Alfie was going all of the girls over,
52:30but Alfie and Hannah are like this.
52:32Oh, is it?
52:33I'm telling you,
52:34they're always them two secretly talking, talking, talking.
52:36Oh, is it?
52:37Yeah.
52:38Okay, that's crazy.
52:39I didn't even know that.
52:40Yeah.
52:41I think India and I are like this,
52:42but I feel like we need a bigger group to stay in this game.
52:46The plan of action is, honestly,
52:47to get people that we can trust on board.
52:49I think expression.
52:50I feel like we can get expression on board.
52:52Oh, that's annoying because he spends all the money,
52:54but the longer Alfie's in here, honestly...
52:57No, what are you going to do?
52:57He'll screw anyone.
52:58I'm taking it.
52:58I honestly feel like he's one of the most powerful people in here.
53:02If I say that to him, he'll just turn everyone against me.
53:04No, you won't, you won't.
53:05I ain't scared of no-one in this house.
53:07So if you lot feel any afraid or think they're the man attorney...
53:09Well, I think we were the same time.
53:10Yeah, I'm not having it.
53:11You lot need to get together,
53:12let me know who's next to go, yeah,
53:13and I'll jump on the bandwagon.
53:15I'm keeping my eye on everyone.
53:17The game started, fam.
53:19I want to stay here for seven days like Craig David, bruv.
53:22I told you, man, already, blud.
53:24All right.
53:25You all right?
53:26Try not to share, you know,
53:27and she just told me that the girls are wanting to start playing the game.
53:31I don't know what that means.
53:33Yeah, right.
53:36They can't do shit.
53:38They can't throw an egg through a fucking hole.
53:42So you think man's threatened when they say
53:44they're going to start playing the game properly?
53:46They already was.
53:47Actually, the girls can produce eggs, never mind throw them.
53:51Am I right, ladies?
53:57Inside!
53:58Oh, money.
53:59Oh.
53:59Oh, money.
54:01I'm going to say half a million.
54:03Half a million.
54:05Half a million.
54:06$650.
54:06Yeah, $650.
54:07I think $580.
54:08Yeah, $580.
54:09$600 flat.
54:10Oh, my God.
54:11There we go.
54:12$650 is no way.
54:14$650.
54:14I spent $100,000 a day.
54:16Oh, God.
54:17It's been really good, guys.
54:18Oh, my God.
54:19Oh, my God.
54:20Very soon.
54:20Wow.
54:22How has this happened?
54:26Stop.
54:26Oh.
54:27That's $250.
54:28I mean, yeah.
54:29$600,000.
54:30You said $600,000.
54:31Okay.
54:31We ended at, what, $760,000?
54:34$160 a day.
54:35So, that's another $160,000.
54:36So, it's really not that good.
54:37All we really did today was meal upgrades.
54:39That's it.
54:39We didn't really do anything else.
54:40Well, that, a hot water dispenser, and 17 watermelons.
54:52A few watermelons.
54:54A few watermelons.
54:55A few watermelons.
54:55A few watermelons.
54:55Yeah, watermelons.
54:56And the dispenser.
54:57We did all have a lot of full milk bag of meal upgrades.
55:01Oh, here we go.
55:02Oh, my goodness.
55:05Insiders, any communicating from this point onwards will result in a fine and money deducted
55:11from the prize pool.
55:12Oh, my God.
55:13Please.
55:16You all seem to be getting along very well.
55:21Oh, my God.
55:23Let's change it.
55:30Next time on Inside.
55:32Oh, my God.
55:34No, that's disgusting.
55:35I know it's a game, but, brother, doomsday.
55:39Oh, that's crazy.
55:40And I'm drinking tonight.
55:41How about that?
55:41You're crazy.
55:43No, jeannie bride.
55:44Yeah, I'm not going to be able to trust you now, bro.
55:47Expressions is a fucking snake.
55:49Wait, are you crying?
55:50Don't care.
55:55I don't care.
55:57Woke up in side light.
55:59Yeah, I'm finna win.
56:02Side-Minute side-light.
56:04Hey, we about to go in.
56:06Don't believe me.
56:07Come and see me.
56:07Got three wishes for my genie.
56:09Now I'm on your local TV
56:10Y'all don't talk up
56:11Screamin' say she wanna come and see me
56:13When I'm in a local city
56:14I'm like, pause, though
56:15Please step aside so they can see me
56:17And I
56:18Walk up in this b***h light
56:21Yeah, I'm really him
56:24Talkin' about s*** light
56:26Drum really him, oh God
56:29Walk up in this b***h light
56:32Yeah, I'm really him
57:00Yeah, I'm really him
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