00:00Sunday is going to be a glorious day and not because it's Mother's Day.
00:02It's ping pong day.
00:04Oh, lottery balls.
00:06You tried to tell that to Big Spoon.
00:08Well, listen, you know, I'm going to be sneakily watching.
00:11Sneakily.
00:12No, you're not.
00:12I am.
00:14Trust me.
00:14I'm not.
00:15I'm not like Timothy.
00:16Is the draft like who cares like about the lottery is what I'm saying.
00:22I know you care about.
00:23No, no, no.
00:24Hold on.
00:24Hold on.
00:25Let me let me explain in detail.
00:32Who really cares whether you find out the positioning right away when the draft is in a couple of weeks,
00:41right?
00:41You'll find out like whether you find out then just go about your day and you're just like, ah, that's
00:46what I got going on today.
00:47Now I'll care about it.
00:48No, because that's how you've been the whole day today.
00:51You've been like, ah, who cares about the Canes?
00:54Why don't I care?
00:56Why wouldn't I care?
00:57Why are you twisting my words?
00:59I'm not twisting your words.
01:00I didn't say I didn't care about the Canes.
01:01Why would I not be happy if the Miami Heat got the number one pick and having that knowledge for
01:07a couple of weeks?
01:08Okay.
01:08Why would I not be happy about that?
01:09I'm not saying you shouldn't be happy about it, but I'm saying if the draft is not for another month,
01:15do you really have to know the exact second?
01:19Who are you going to celebrate with?
01:21Myself.
01:21I don't need anybody else.
01:23I got me and Sonny Bunny.
01:25It's Mother's Day.
01:26That's all right.
01:27You don't need to, like, it's not.
01:28That's the mother of all presents.
01:34You ever look forward to, like, holidays or something like that, dude?
01:36Yeah.
01:37You're just like, ah, why am I looking forward to Christmas?
01:38It's in December.
01:39No, that's not.
01:40No.
01:40That's what you sound like.
01:41No, it's not the same.
01:41That's what you sound like.
01:42Not the same.
01:43Not the same.
01:44Why wouldn't I?
01:44Not the same.
01:45Why wouldn't I be excited for it?
01:47The draft is when?
01:48June?
01:48June.
01:49Okay.
01:50The draft's in June.
01:53So, you need to know right away to celebrate with nobody when the Heat are going to pick?
01:59Dude, if I find out that we get the number one pick, you don't think I'm going to celebrate
02:03the next day?
02:04We're going to get AJ DeBansa?
02:05No, I know we will celebrate.
02:07As long as you play him!
02:09I'm sorry he's not of drinking age, but maybe you'll play him!
02:14The point is...
02:15Is he a big?
02:16He's a small forward, but he's a big small forward.
02:19Okay.
02:20Probably not.
02:22So, he can sit next to Kal-El.
02:25Josh Hart says Dovin's going to jump in his pool.
02:27That may happen.
02:28I mean, I was going to be in the pool anyway, but it may happen.
02:31All I'm saying is, is that, is it that important that you know right then and there when, if
02:43you knew later on in the evening, it does nothing.
02:45It's still the same.
02:47Oh, so you're saying, why can't I wait until the Mother's Day festivities are over?
02:50Yeah.
02:51Because I'm not like you.
02:51I like to live in the year of 2026 and not look at memes that are five weeks old.
02:57Like you, you said...
02:59You were so hurtful.
03:00I'm not hurtful.
03:01You look at that.
03:02And this is how you use the internet.
03:03By the way, he just joined Threads.
03:06Oh, Jesus.
03:06No, I didn't.
03:07Yeah, you did.
03:08I got a notification that said...
03:10I just followed you.
03:11Because he kept sitting, he kept showing up on my phone.
03:15You came in here last week and you're like, Tobin, look at the cat slapping the guy in
03:19the dark.
03:20Like, it's new.
03:21Oh, that's so old.
03:23What are you talking about?
03:24All books are new until you've read them.
03:26Okay.
03:26Well, this book has got a grand opening on Sunday.
03:30And Adam Silver owes me, he owes me a top four pick.
03:36Can you just enjoy Mother's Day?
03:38I am going to enjoy Mother's Day, especially.
03:40It's going to put me in an even better mood.
03:43Listen, if we say at 13, I'm trading that.
03:45I'm getting something.
03:4913 pick for what?
03:50Trade that.
03:51A sweetener.
03:55I need action.
03:57Leroy needs sleep, a sweater, and some Sour Patch.
04:00With a SpongeBob Pineapple Olipop.
04:02No, I got this one.
04:03You're like a child.
04:04Look at this one.
04:05Literally.
04:06This is a good one right here.
04:08It's called Ridge Rush.
04:11It's kind of a mix between, like, Squirt and Mountain Dew.
04:17Somewhere in there.
04:18With lime and, oh, it's just delicious.
04:21SDI says, another Heat player, they won't move because they like but won't play because
04:27he isn't ready yet.
04:27But he will be ready to make a, be ready for the 2030 to make a stink class.
04:34Yep.
04:34That sounds about right.
04:36But, I mean, what was the, what was the last player that came in and played and was getting
04:46consistent minutes from day one?
04:48D-Wade.
04:49Every other player.
04:50Not even Bam.
04:51Jaime did.
04:55And he stunk the next year.
04:56They had to take away his minutes because he wasn't any good.
04:58He had bubble guts.
04:59Yeah, but he wasn't any good.
05:00Okay.
05:01But his first year he played.
05:01Jaime.
05:02Tyler had gotten minutes his first year.
05:06Notice it's all point guards.
05:08No bigs.
05:09Yeah, he doesn't do that with bigs.
05:11Right.
05:12I would say.
05:14The last time he could get a player like this is probably Beasley.
05:17Like if you got a DeBansa, Peterson's a guard.
05:20Right.
05:21I would say, I just think that part of your job is getting guys ready to play.
05:30Sure.
05:32And getting frustrated because they don't do it right is kind of on you.
05:36I agree.
05:37Okay.
05:37I agree.
05:38You're not going to get any buck back from me on that.
05:41And the thing that bothers me is, is I don't want to be in a situation where we're asking
05:50the same questions about the young players again next year.
05:52He needs to be, if they get a top four pick, he needs to get on board with like you
05:57need
05:57to play.
05:57Like there's no doubt that Eric Spolster has to change his way.
05:59I mean, even Riles said it.
06:00Even Riles said it.
06:02He says, I wish he wouldn't.
06:03If we're going to go into a situation of the heat have fortune shine on their ass and they're
06:08able to get a top four pick.
06:10Can fortunes like.
06:10Yeah.
06:11No, I think fortunes shine on your face.
06:16Whatever, dude.
06:18Right.
06:19Like you say.
06:21Semantic samurai.
06:22When was the last time you said, look how lucky I am.
06:25Look at all that.
06:26Semantic samurai.
06:26Riles.
06:27Isn't the saying every once in a while, even the sun shines on a dog's ass.
06:31Yeah.
06:31Yeah.
06:32So if once in a while.
06:33Yeah.
06:33So this is a once in a while, we have a 4% chance.
06:35So if the sun shines on our ass, if we're the dog and the sun shines on our ass and
06:40we
06:40get that pick, Eric's bullshit needs to be on board with playing with playing our number
06:45one pick.
06:46No, no.
06:47Because here's what you want to say.
06:48How's it going to start?
06:50He needs to earn his.
06:51Yeah.
06:52He needs to earn his minutes.
06:54I'm not really emotionally ready to answer that right now.
07:00No, you better be.
07:01No, you better be.
07:02We need you emotionally ready to deal with playing young players.
07:05I need you to be emotionally ready.
07:06I need you to, you need to start learning some Gen Z language.
07:09All right.
07:10They love the six, seven joke.
07:12Okay.
07:12So give them some six, seven jokes.
07:14All right.
07:14And then, you know, I don't know, get them a, what are those, those neato squishy things?
07:20Put that on the bench so they can play with those.
07:23My daughter loves that thing.
07:24What?
07:25They're like a squishy thing.
07:26I have one and it's amazing.
07:28There you go.
07:28What?
07:29A stress ball?
07:30It's a stress ball, but it's not a stress ball because it's in the shape of a jellyfish.
07:35I have a nice cube or a piece of cheese.
07:37I have to do it.
07:38A neato.
07:39You should get a neato.
07:40Huh?
07:41You should get a neato.
07:42A neato.
07:43They're fantastic.
07:43I'll bring mine tomorrow.
07:47They're great.
07:49I would be squeezing.
07:51A nice cube?
07:52Is that what it's called?
07:53A neato.
07:55Neato nice cube.
07:56Yeah.
07:57Neato nice cube.
07:59Stunt and Steve says, if he gets a top four pick, he'll start.
08:03Spoh isn't that stubborn.
08:03He started Beasley.
08:05Listen, dude.
08:06He started Beasley and then he would yank Beasley.
08:08Go listen to Michael Beasley.
08:10You think that that was a fantastic?
08:12Now, look, Beasley wasn't mature.
08:14It was a tweener year.
08:15He would close with Udonis Haslam.
08:17He wasn't a power forward.
08:18He wasn't a small forward.
08:19Different time, different day and age.
08:21But yeah, I wouldn't say that Michael Beasley loved the way that the experience went with
08:26Coach Spoh.
08:31So, oh, you know who played right away?
08:33Justice.
08:34Justice played a lot when he was a rookie.
08:36Couldn't make a damn layup, but he did play a lot.
08:39Was he considered a big though?
08:40No.
08:41He was like a small forward.
08:43Point guard.
08:43His best position was probably point guard, but he played small forward.
08:47Right.
08:48And he ran like Napoleon Dynamite.
08:51He needs to get on board.
08:53He needs to get on board.
08:55I don't know what we got to do to get him on board.
08:56I don't.
08:57But we need to get him emotionally ready to get on board.
08:59I mean, isn't he supposed to get him ready?
09:03Yeah, he is.
09:04Okay.
09:04Then that's not getting him ready.
09:06Getting frustrated and sending him on.
09:08I'm not really emotionally ready to answer that right now.
09:14Do you think like he needs to go and like to Ayahuasca place with.
09:19I don't know.
09:19Yeah.
09:20Just something.
09:21So he can get emotionally ready.
09:23Huh?
09:25Open his mind a little bit.
09:26By the way, the heat, a little vacation amongst the heat on Pella Larson's Instagram.
09:32You got Kalel Ware, Pella Larson, and Jaime Hacquez Jr. in Turks.
09:38Hey.
09:39Hmm?
09:39Oh, it's Pella.
09:41Okay.
09:41Okay.
09:41What'd you think that was?
09:43First, I thought you said Jovic, but I'm like kidding.
09:45No, that's not Jovic.
09:46Jovic was at F1.
09:47Huh?
09:48He was at F1 this week.
09:49So was Jaime.
09:51They're globetrotting.
09:53Hey, you think that chicken on that grill is just for show?
09:57What do you mean?
09:58It certainly doesn't look like it's cooking.
10:00I don't know.
10:00Go back.
10:00Go back.
10:01Go back.
10:02Go back to the picture.
10:05It looks like burgers on one side.
10:07Hot dogs up top.
10:09Burgers.
10:10Chicken's looking a little raw on the other side.
10:12Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
10:13I got a little bit of PTSD when I saw the barbecue because I thought about.
10:18Ed too?
10:19Ed too.
10:20Burned his foot.
10:22He must have had a couple of cocktails in him.
10:24Like, I don't understand what the hell happened there.
10:25Or he just bought a cheap ass grill.
10:29Nobody burns their foot.
10:30That's crazy.
10:31He must have had like a leak on the hose or something.
10:33No, it doesn't matter.
10:35It does matter.
10:36How are you going to burn your foot?
10:38I don't know.
10:39Maybe put lighter fluid or something.
10:41Maybe he couldn't get it going, so he sparked it.
10:43All right.
10:47Oh, that looks really.
10:50Those are fun.
10:51It's fun.
10:52Dude.
10:56Everybody gets playing time in Turks.
11:00Nobody gets their minutes cut.
11:02That's the caption.
11:04Everybody gets, everybody gets playing time in Turks.
11:13Someone should comment that.
11:17Hey, wait.
11:18Can you put that picture up again?
11:19Sure.
11:20Oh, my goodness.
11:21I just noticed stuff.
11:23All right.
11:24Yeah.
11:24Why are there things in the middle of the water?
11:26Because people like to put their feet in the water.
11:30So it's like on a sandbar.
11:35You should go, Leroy.
11:36That's some intangible stuff right there.
11:40Not really.
11:42Yeah, it is.
11:44I think it is kind of intangible.
11:45Yeah.
11:46Like if you told me who's swinging in the sand, I'm going to say intangibles.
11:55I don't think so.
11:57I love the way Jennifer tries to say, hey, man, everybody wants to play with the Dolphins.
12:05Everybody wants to do this.
12:06Yeah.
12:07No, they don't.
12:07No.
12:09Yeah.
12:10Nope.
12:11Well, my daughter, she wanted to do it for like her 10th birthday or 11th birthday.
12:14So Mel took her down to swim with the Dolphins.
12:17I'm like, she goes, Dad, you coming?
12:19I say, that's your mama's side right there.
12:22Shmitha says, Tobin has more experience with a sandbar than a salad bar.
12:27Such a bastard.
12:28Give it to him.
12:29He's not wrong.
12:32Sandbar with a daiquiri?
12:34Way better than a salad bar.
12:35Give it to him.
12:36Point for Twitchers.
12:39This is Tom Steve's calling it the Timo Banana Boat Crew.
12:43Yeah.
12:44The team move today.
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