00:01Hey, don't get so mad.
00:02Somebody called me Thick Flair.
00:05They did.
00:06Multiple times, too.
00:08Fair, fair.
00:13Leroy sounds more like the junkyard dog than Flair.
00:16Yeah, because junkyard dog was tougher.
00:19What are you trying to say?
00:21Even though JYD was tougher, the nature where it wasn't tough?
00:24Hmm?
00:24You trying to say the nature where it wasn't tough?
00:26I didn't say that.
00:27You know how hard it is?
00:28That's not what I said.
00:29I said, don't put words in my mouth.
00:31What did you say?
00:32I didn't say that he wasn't tough.
00:34I said, I think junkyard dog was tougher.
00:37Than Ric Flair?
00:38Yeah.
00:39Interesting.
00:41Crazy.
00:42Shut up.
00:46Wild.
00:47Anyway, headlines.
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00:51When you go to the beach for a little solcito, and when we want a low price,
00:54we know you always pay less with your Pricito de Mayo at Doral Hyundai.
01:00Wait.
01:01Are we doing that all, May?
01:02Yes.
01:03Because it's Pricito de?
01:07No way.
01:08Day?
01:09No, I'm not saying it.
01:10It's Pricito de Mayo.
01:11Because it's, you know what Mayo is.
01:14It's a plan of words.
01:15Plan of words.
01:16You got a problem with it?
01:18No, it's not Mayo.
01:19It's not Mayo.
01:20It's Mayo.
01:20Yeah, prices all month.
01:23Pricitos de Mayo.
01:25Yeah.
01:26Marlins!
01:27Don't give me no Pricito on my birthday.
01:30I won't give you a Pricito on your birthday.
01:32I want the full.
01:33Dude, you have trolleys in your beard right now.
01:36No, I don't.
01:37Yeah, you do.
01:38Yeah, you do.
01:39What is wrong with you today?
01:41You housed down.
01:42Jennifer, look at that thing.
01:43You see that yellow that's just in the beard?
01:45Yeah, I do see that.
01:47No, no, no, no.
01:48You know what that is?
01:50Why are you laughing?
01:51Why are you laughing?
01:54Here's some of the egg juice.
01:56Oh, my God.
01:57You still got that egg squirt?
01:59Oh, Jesus, man.
02:01You're talking to him, dude.
02:025,000.
02:03God.
02:04That's just perfect.
02:06That is so disturbing.
02:09What's wrong with you?
02:10Minus one.
02:11By the way, Joel Embiid's out for game two.
02:16Get him.
02:17What?
02:18Get him.
02:18For what?
02:21What'd I do?
02:22Didn't we just have that conversation?
02:23It was off the air.
02:24Oh, okay.
02:28You're shook today.
02:29Now, look at him.
02:29He's looking in the mirror right now because he's still trying to find you.
02:32Mind you.
02:32Oh, my goodness.
02:34What are you telling me?
02:35I literally just told you what I mean.
02:37Just now.
02:38That's why I thought it was gummies because it just popped up.
02:41Who gets a gummy stuck in their beard?
02:42I don't know if it was eggs.
02:43Who?
02:44You.
02:45Who houses candy?
02:46All show.
02:48You're absolutely unreal.
02:49It was a bright yellow in your sea of gray.
02:52And I'm like, that's a little odd.
02:54I thought you chewed off a piece of gummy that dropped in there.
02:57I thought you took care of all the egg because I saw egg on your shirt to start the show.
03:01You explain.
03:02And by the way, those are very orange.
03:03So I was like, oh, I got some nice organic Davey eggs.
03:06So I was trying to figure out what the hell.
03:09That's why I was confused.
03:10I don't think that was egg.
03:11I think you ate trolley and it fell in your beard.
03:14No.
03:14Davey eggs is crazy.
03:15You're telling me you think I would have seen you all show with that and I wouldn't have noticed?
03:20Okay.
03:20No, no.
03:20I take it back.
03:21Maybe it wasn't.
03:22It was trolley, dude.
03:23It wasn't.
03:23You have eaten.
03:24Trolley's don't stick.
03:25Leroy.
03:26I'm not going to miss my mouth with a trolley.
03:28You've got a beard porch that's going on out there.
03:30That thing is sticking out there.
03:31Look at that.
03:32Why do you keep doing it, though?
03:34Oh, my God.
03:36Stop stroking your beard.
03:37That's so wrong.
03:38Second of all.
03:39Second of all.
03:39Hey, yo.
03:40Stop doing that.
03:41Second of all.
03:42It's out there like a little trapeze net.
03:48Somebody who can't grow hair.
03:50It's like dealing with a child right now.
03:52Why would I want hair if I have trolley's all in them?
03:55Or egg.
03:56There's a reason why not to have hair.
03:58I could have hair.
03:59I just choose not to.
04:00The point is you have.
04:02There's a week worth of hair right now.
04:04This is this morning.
04:04You're deflecting.
04:05You're deflecting.
04:08I'm telling you right now.
04:10Your candy consumption is out of control.
04:12It's ridiculous.
04:12Out of control.
04:13It's ridiculous, dude.
04:17You should have wooed.
04:18And you're not accountable.
04:19That's the thing.
04:20You see?
04:20You get mad at Ric Flair.
04:22All he wants is looking to be accountable.
04:24You have no accountability.
04:26It's facts.
04:39First of all, let me just say this.
04:43There ain't no way.
04:47That old ass man right there.
04:50Put you in that figure four is lights out for you.
04:52Okay.
04:52Lights out.
04:53Nobody ever gets out of the figure four.
04:55None.
04:55You can't go anywhere.
04:56Is that outside of the public?
04:58I'm going to do the old wrestling thing.
05:00What old wrestling?
05:01Reach for my people.
05:02What people?
05:03They give me the strength.
05:05The Hulkamania power?
05:06What, the public's maniacs?
05:08They don't do it.
05:10Let me tell you something, Butcher.
05:13Let me tell you something, Reza.
05:16Leroy, the diabetes.
05:18No, I don't have diabetes, dude.
05:20You're the diabetes dodger.
05:22That's what he's calling you.
05:23Dodge diabetes.
05:24It's only because half the candy you're consuming
05:25falls in your beard.
05:29You're like the Santa Claus of candy.
05:33I'm also confused.
05:34Like, in the picture, there's like,
05:36it looks like you peed yourself.
05:39Oh, wait.
05:39Whoa.
05:40A little bit.
05:41Yeah.
05:41Oh, my God.
05:42Yeah, there's some spots.
05:44There's spots everywhere.
05:46Took you right off the golf course.
05:48Oh, my God.
05:48He just threw you down.
05:50It worked on the leg.
05:54Marlins are back in action tonight.
05:56They're taking on the Orioles.
05:57They've lost three straight, four out of five.
06:01Not awesome.
06:02They will get going tonight.
06:04640 is your first pitch.
06:05Aori Perez is on the hill for the Marlins.
06:08Liam Hicks went deep yesterday.
06:10He's been awesome.
06:10Won me some money yesterday.
06:12I want to feel like I should bet on him again.
06:15I don't know.
06:16I mean, you think you can just keep riding it?
06:19I'm not going to go home run, but maybe I go like a couple hits.
06:22A couple hits.
06:22A couple hits for him.
06:23He's always on base.
06:25Always makes that happen.
06:26And here, can I just say this?
06:29Until further notice, no more bets on pitchers.
06:32I think you're right.
06:34Because you can't figure out.
06:35Even if the pitcher's pitching good, you don't know if he's going to get the old hook.
06:39Let's see.
06:39Is Trevor Rogers pitching?
06:41No.
06:42No.
06:42Young pitching.
06:43Max Meyer is going tomorrow against Maury Povich.
06:47Really?
06:47I don't know.
06:48His name is Povich.
06:50Isn't he married to Connie Chung?
06:52Connie Chung.
06:53Yeah.
06:53His name is Cade Povich.
06:54By the way, you know, it was basically her name every time his show was coming on.
06:59That theme?
07:00Ka-chung.
07:01That was her name.
07:03Do you know, I saw yesterday, speaking of daytime TV, I saw Bruce Sherman there yesterday.
07:08Jeff Cohn, I was sitting behind him.
07:09When's he bringing Judge Judy to a game?
07:11Aren't they cousins?
07:12Oh, word.
07:13When's Judge Judy coming?
07:16You know?
07:16I want to see her.
07:19I will never not be weird to me.
07:22You're so strange.
07:23That's so weird.
07:25Like, dude.
07:27All rise?
07:28You, your past is Judge Judy.
07:33What?
07:33Yeah.
07:34Also, he's basing this off of a picture that was in hands.
07:38Like, there's no way she looked the way she did in that picture.
07:41She was not Judge Booty.
07:43I'm just saying, man.
07:44How is Judge?
07:44She's got to be 85, 90?
07:48I don't know.
07:50I don't know.
07:50Let's see.
07:50Judge Judy.
07:51The hood loves Judge Judy.
07:53She, oh.
07:55Wait, what?
07:56Because she's sassy.
07:57She's sassy to me.
07:59Yeah, she is.
08:0183.
08:0283.
08:0383.
08:05Scorpio.
08:07Stop it.
08:10You're being weird.
08:11You're making it so weird.
08:14Dude.
08:15What?
08:16Minus.
08:16No.
08:17When she really was in her prime, you weren't even born.
08:21Who's to say when her prime is?
08:23Her prime was after school.
08:25You can't tell a woman when her prime was.
08:26That's right.
08:27Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
08:32When she was in her prime, you were still in diapers.
08:34That's not true.
08:35Yeah.
08:36That's not true.
08:36Yeah.
08:37How can you say that?
08:38I just said.
08:39I've been watching Judge Judy for decades.
08:40She was still in her prime.
08:43She used to be at a Marlins game, though.
08:46First bitch.
08:49First bitch.
08:50She might want to throw some of these players.
08:51How she don't care to?
08:52That's playing gals.
08:53She might want to throw some of these players in jail for some of their performances, man.
08:58Oh, come on.
09:00I mean, you're making it so weird.
09:03Minus one.
09:05Yeah.
09:13This is Animal Farm.
09:15What's going on here?
09:17You're out of order.
09:20Hey, we got to take a break, huh?
09:21Really?
09:22Please.
09:23We got to take a break, huh?
09:24We got to take a break, huh?
09:24We got to take a break, huh?
09:24We got to take a break, huh?
09:24We got to take a break, huh?
09:24We got to take a break, huh?
09:24No.
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