- 16 hours ago
Deadloch - Season 2 - Episode 04: Ladies Day Night Day Night
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00Who is Don in the land dispute with?
00:03The Dongalaba Corporation.
00:04Al, we know your family was involved in a land dispute with Don Darrell.
00:07What it looks like is you dragging a very dead Don Darrell up the jetty towards the Dong.
00:11He wasn't dead. He was shit-faced.
00:13He was alive when I left him.
00:15Isaac turned it wedged in some mangroves.
00:17So it's a dick bomb.
00:18A dick and a bum.
00:18Yeah, it's a dick bomb.
00:20Redcliffe directing Sergeant Ferguson to conduct a premises search today.
00:24That wasn't great.
00:25Eddie did what?
00:26Frank's been up to his old tricks again, hasn't he?
00:28Doing what, Eddie?
00:29Poaching wild crocs, Collins, okay?
00:31We have our own case.
00:32Someone else went out to the Dongalaba to our left.
00:35So I need you here, not fixating on your dad.
00:37I didn't poach any crocs.
00:39What is this, Frank?
00:40Did you chop Don Darrell?
00:43I found a police issue handgun with two rounds missing.
00:46And we're just hoping to identify the owner.
01:07This is a bloody dog act.
01:09But it wouldn't be your first dog act, would it, either?
01:12Probably won't be your last dog act, either.
01:15I'm getting out.
01:16I'm going to get in the face, eh?
01:16No, you will not be doing that.
01:19I am.
01:19I'm just going to fucking charge it up and then zap, zap, zap.
01:21Yeah, go and get it out.
01:22I'm happy with you little pigeon toy.
01:24Fuck's sake.
01:30Get down, Eddie.
01:32Put your belt on.
01:37We will question Frank formally in our kitchenette with a recording device.
01:48Why don't you fucking do it?
01:49Eddie, Eddie, no.
01:50I didn't do nothing.
01:50It was a stick job.
01:51Oh, come on.
01:52You've been talking about killing Don Darrell for 40 years.
01:55We found a chainsaw buried in your backyard like a dead budgie.
01:59Not to mention the fact that Leo found some of your crap in the river scrap.
02:02What was it, Collins?
02:03What was it?
02:04Hey?
02:04Um, we will talk about that later.
02:07Yeah, we will talk about it later.
02:08It was something big, wasn't it?
02:09You are a shit creek without a snorkel, mate.
02:12Those forensics are searching every nook and funny at Don's donger.
02:15And if they so much as find silver pube of yours, you are going down.
02:21You got me.
02:23I done it.
02:29I murdered Don Darrell.
02:37How'd you fucking do it?
02:39Eddie, Eddie, no.
02:40You've really stepped it up, shit face.
02:42You're going down.
02:43A jury's going to have no trouble at all imagining the bunny hops you've made from fucking animal
02:47cruelty to full-blown fucking homicide.
02:49I'm going to cook you like a three-course dinner, mate.
02:51It's going to be soup, meat and a fucking vionetta.
02:54Collins, don't answer that.
02:5540 years of this shit.
02:56You've been fucking my dick, mate.
03:04Detective Collins?
03:06Hi, Cole.
03:08We've got a bit of a problem at HQ.
03:32Double page spread in a national fucking paper.
03:35Full colour.
03:37The son, DJ Darrell, says.
03:39The cops went after Jason Wade.
03:42Hipso facto, they think he murdered my dad.
03:45So there it is, black and fucking white.
03:47It's not black and white.
03:48It's a full colour spread.
03:49We never discussed anything of the kind with DJ, sir.
03:52Commissioner, could we seek a legal retraction from the paper?
03:54It called Jason Wade a murderer, right?
03:57You can't unsuck that cock.
03:58What the fuck are you wearing?
04:00Oh, well, you said you were coming in at 10 and I had running clubs.
04:03Close your legs, mate.
04:03Why don't your nuts just pop out?
04:05No, no, no.
04:05That's a pocket, sir.
04:07That's a very low-hanging pocket.
04:09No, it's not.
04:11Ah, here we go again.
04:13Every weekend, these eight-foot fucking she-mans from that gay club knob across the alley hurl shit at us.
04:20Vomitingers filled with jizz?
04:22I mean, Cher here, he thinks we should march with him at pride.
04:25No, well, I asked my 20-year-old about that and she said no.
04:29That's unbelievable.
04:30Because you bunch of fucks have been up at Barrick Creek five fucking days
04:34and by all reports, your investigation has changed direction more times than a bat with a fucking concussion.
04:40Oh, we would agree that it has been a bit of a bumpy start, sir, but we are currently piecing
04:44together a picture.
04:45A picture?
04:46This isn't a 1,000-piece puzzle of a fucking puppy in a hat.
04:50We haven't got time to let this drag out, particularly if Don Darrell's seagull family keeps squawking to the press.
04:57Well, actually, Commissioner, the detectives had a breakthrough overnight.
05:00They found a chainsaw at the property of a person of interest in an area that...
05:04Oh, good!
05:04Because Blunt's team has made a breakthrough too.
05:07Really?
05:08Have they?
05:08Yeah.
05:09Two backpacks were found at River Creek by a hunter and his pig dogs.
05:12So if you don't finish pushing together your pictures, I'm going to hand your case over to Blunt so fast
05:19that your heads will spin off your necks like a fucking Greek discus.
05:22Do you understand?
05:23Fucking spin your head off like a fucking Greek discus.
05:25We do understand.
05:25We absolutely understand.
05:28Yes, sir.
05:29Put some fucking pants on, Colton, before I involve HR.
05:31Yes, sir.
05:34Well, wasn't he delightful?
05:36Proud to serve with him.
05:37Fucking cotton.
05:38Taking our case and giving it to Blunt.
05:40It's Kath.
05:41She needs us to pick something up from the cuckertruck...
05:43The cuckertrucker for Ladies Day night.
05:45What the fuck is that?
05:45And Pat's also messaged.
05:47Roger claims Frank's detainment contravenes his right to ipsum lorem.
05:51Okay, well, yep, all right.
05:53Roger's not a real lawyer.
05:54Eddie!
05:56Eddie!
05:57I'm cutting through next to Knob.
05:58Chasing the fans.
06:00Okay, Pat also wants to know how long do you think we'll be holding Frank?
06:02Because he wants a continental breakfast from the pub and it costs $38.
06:05Text bread and gruel the cunt.
06:07Oh, I am going to text the C word to Pat, Eddie.
06:09Yep.
06:11Okay, so we can't hold Frank forever.
06:13Well, we're not going to let him go.
06:14He confessed and there was evidence in his yard.
06:16Okay.
06:16Well, the chainsaw needs to be analysed and his confession was informal.
06:19To charge him, we need to build a case.
06:21We have a motive.
06:22Frank found king, okay?
06:23And that rat bastard Don took the credit.
06:25So for 40 years, Frank's been farting hot air about killing Don and now he's finally done it.
06:29So he's so back though, Frank did it.
06:31But we need a motive that is reasonable, not croc-based.
06:34Hey, croc-based motives are reasonable.
06:35Next, we need to ascertain how Frank could have done this.
06:45Okay, big eyes will autopsy the dick bum and test the chainsaw.
06:49Backpack can look into its origins.
06:50We're like an investigative tenurkin.
06:52Well, Leo said they can't work with us today.
06:54What?
06:55Mementos?
06:56Why not?
06:57So, DJ, what are some of your fondest memories of your dad?
07:01I'll tell you my fondest memory, Leon, right?
07:03It's in fucking ways.
07:04It's raining the river.
07:05It's over!
07:06I wasn't recording.
07:07Rabbit said the cops were questioning someone else from Land O'Crox.
07:10Who?
07:10Who was it?
07:11I don't know who it was.
07:12My dad saw lights in the sky once.
07:16They hovered there and just flew away.
07:21Two days later, he made his leg.
07:24Thanks, Troy.
07:25That's great colour.
07:32God help us.
07:34Pat, is Reddy in that other copper in there?
07:37No, sorry, Mick.
07:38I don't know where they are.
07:39Why was my brother questioned by them yesterday?
07:41Hey, do you want to come inside?
07:42I just made a copper.
07:43No, no, no.
07:44I'll stick to the perimeters, thanks.
07:45Like it's snowball.
07:47Listen, why wasn't Legal Aid notified?
07:48Oh, I popped my head in.
07:49That was nothing serious, Mick.
07:51No just chatting to Al about, you know,
07:53why he was at the dongle with Don on the night he was murdered.
07:57Right, yeah, it was all good.
07:58Al let them know he was out on the river
08:00on the big King Tide cultural business, of course,
08:02and they sent him on his way.
08:04Mum, take it to me!
08:06Hey, I met young Mav yesterday.
08:08He wasn't too keen on me giving him a lift home.
08:10Yeah, well, Mav doesn't know you, Pat.
08:12The cops put his dad in jail.
08:14Hmm, I see.
08:14He's had a few rains with the law, too.
08:16Well, I guess that might colour things for him.
08:18You tell those two next time they want to chat to my brother,
08:20they need an advocate present.
08:22Oh, no, no, they won't be questioning him anymore.
08:24They're holding someone else now.
08:25Who?
08:26Not my mob?
08:27Oh, I'm not at liberty to say, love.
08:30Pat!
08:30Oh, I need to make a one-two order.
08:32All right, Frank, just keep it down, mate.
08:35I want a chicken farmer
08:36and a lots of juice paste
08:38from a high-pressure foodie.
08:39OK, let's give you lots Uncle Rogers, eh?
08:42No playing kick-to-kick with his artwork this time, please.
08:44How do we know what's his art and what's his rubbish?
08:47All right, you swampy fucks.
08:49This is a lock-in
08:51until you lot start talking about Sunday night.
08:54You're up first, Florals.
08:55Come on, snitch it up.
08:58How'd you take the news about Bushy's gun being found?
09:00Oh, I haven't told her yet.
09:01Hey, clear off, Braygo, Nax.
09:02What dolls?
09:03Oh, well, no, I was going to tell her last night,
09:05but then her dad got arrested.
09:07And now City HQ has put this absurd time pressure on us,
09:10like it is cake-pop week on a baking show.
09:12Did you see this old scrub, this bike here?
09:15Oh, yeah.
09:17He was here on Sunday night.
09:18He left at 11.15 after my set.
09:21I remember him because he got mad at me
09:22because he didn't know Cacklin' Rosie.
09:24What?
09:25I think it's a song about a witch, maybe?
09:27Like, a jolly witch?
09:29What did you say?
09:30Cacklin' Rosie?
09:31No, Shane Job!
09:32Neil Diamond!
09:33How the fuck do you not know that song?
09:35Play it now, play it now, play it now, my baby.
09:40Cracklin', Cracklin' Rosie.
09:42No, you're in history.
09:43Hey, men, where are you going?
09:44Hey, I've got questions for you.
09:45Did my old man have his scooter here Sunday night?
09:47Oh, poor love.
09:49It's unhealthy to keep all that inside.
09:51Remember when we lost Angela Lansbury?
09:52That dog that we had for three weeks?
09:54Yeah, her death was so sudden
09:55and I didn't process it properly
09:57and it gave me those hemorrhoids.
09:58Fissures, like the Mariana Trench.
10:00It's really important to feel your feelings
10:03and do the healing before your arse gets involved.
10:06Okay, I'm going to hose out those portaloos
10:07for Lynn and Mary's party.
10:09I love you, thank you.
10:10Good luck telling Eddie about Bushy's gun.
10:17Eddie?
10:18Here.
10:20Okay.
10:21Laura the Explorer said Frank lived here
10:23on this scooter at 11.15.
10:25The drone showed Al and Don on the jetty at 11.30
10:28so Frank must have arrived at the donger after Al left.
10:31Right, and Lynn thinks it was fully charged.
10:33Uh, yeah, because he bums her power
10:35every time he comes to town.
10:36Oof.
10:37Oh, God.
10:39It's Abby.
10:39How did tracking do I?
10:40Hang on, she's saying there's no sign
10:42of the chainsaw at Forensics.
10:44She doesn't think it's there.
10:45What?
10:46You told Luke to travel it to Forensics, yeah?
10:49Yes, I did.
10:50I mean, in my head.
10:52Maybe not with my mouth.
10:53Okay, okay, so where is the chainsaw now?
10:56No, I had it, okay, I fucking had it.
10:58I wrapped it up and then I put it, but, you know,
11:02I don't fucking know, okay, Frank was calling me a snitch.
11:04Right.
11:04He came at me with a creaky little lat
11:06and so I went ha-choo like that
11:07and then fucking Moonbird got a red ant bite
11:09so Frank pulled his dick out and pissed on the sting.
11:11There was a lot going on.
11:12Okay, so the chainsaw is still at Frank's?
11:16I don't know, maybe, yeah, probably.
11:18Okay, well, it is our only actual evidence
11:21so we should probably get out there and get that.
11:24Okay, well, then we'll get Leo to take this out to the donger
11:26and they can time out the journey,
11:28see if the battery can make six cats.
11:30Wait, Leo's not working with us today.
11:32Fuck!
11:33Okay, well, then you can ride this out when we get back then.
11:36No, no!
11:36I never fit on that.
11:38I'll look like a Soviet circus bear.
11:39Detectives, the suspect has a message for you.
11:41No, no, do not do it, man.
11:43Do not tell me that he has changed his confession or some shit.
11:46The suspect has changed his lunch order.
11:49He now wants a dozen oysters Kilpatrick
11:51and something called a steak cake cooked well done.
11:58Luke, what are you doing now?
12:11I need to get the chainsaw from Barrow Creek, Diane.
12:14Well, you've been put on desk duty.
12:15Yes, I know I have, but why?
12:16You have been removed from your team
12:18due to a personality clash.
12:20Hang on, Lauren and Oliver complained about me?
12:22But they don't even know my name.
12:23Well, Toby also showed signs of discomfort with you
12:26as evidenced by his severe constipation.
12:33Can I at least have access to Lab 3
12:35so I can autopsy Don Darrell's pelvis?
12:37I don't have a swipe card.
12:38Don Donald is not a priority for us, miss.
12:40Until the task force needs you,
12:42you can unpack the dishwasher
12:43and consolidate the communal Vegemite jars in the kitchen.
12:46But...
12:47A tox report needs to be done on him, Diane.
12:49And the chainsaw needs to be tested too
12:50because that was the thing
12:51that was used to disarticulate him.
12:57I bagged the chainsaw up
12:59and where the fuck did I put it?
13:01Hi, Luke.
13:02How'd you go with the scooter?
13:03Maybe it was where I was drinking...
13:05Hey!
13:05My cake!
13:06Okay.
13:08Mm-hmm.
13:08Oh, here it is.
13:10Collins have found it.
13:11It's over here in front of Superfest's cage.
13:13What a shock.
13:14Yes, we'll come get you.
13:15What the fuck?
13:20Fucking Frank.
13:21Shitster.
13:23Yes, see you soon.
13:24Bye.
13:27Eddie.
13:29Eddie, have you got the chainsaw?
13:31Yeah, it's just here.
13:32Hey, we should grab some of Frank's bricca-bracca
13:34while we're out here as well.
13:35Might help us with the cause of death.
13:37He's got loads of weapons out here,
13:38a shotgun, meat hook, samurai sword.
13:42He could have stashed that on his scooter
13:43when he went to the pub.
13:44Moon boot done yet?
13:46You should get him to collect up this shit
13:47and do the fuck-boring drive back to Darwin what?
13:50Luke didn't make it to the donger.
13:52The battery died three k's out of town.
13:54So unless Frank walked the rest of the way,
13:58he didn't follow Don from the pub to the donger.
14:02Yeah.
14:03Yeah.
14:04Frank didn't follow Don from the pub to the donger.
14:07Exactly.
14:08He has the muscle mass of a pipe cleaner, Eddie.
14:10There's no way he could manage any of this.
14:12I think we should reconsider the validity of his confession.
14:15He scooted here to his joint and then,
14:18then he went to the donger.
14:20What?
14:20How?
14:21Eddie, by her slingshot?
14:23As the crow flies,
14:24because the crow avoids all roads, bridges and security cameras.
14:27Come on, Collins.
14:28We need to be like the crow.
14:30No, Eddie, we do not need to be like the crow.
14:32We need to be like the police.
14:33Come on, Collins!
14:35We take the chainsaw to forensics.
14:38Evidence protocols are not a serving suggestion.
14:44Yeah, so this party is Lynn and Mary's first big event.
14:46I'm practising croc-sucking cowboys.
14:48It's butterscotch snaps and a layer of Irish cream for the jizz, I think.
14:52Yeah, no, I'm looking forward to my retirement party.
14:55Oh, yeah, great.
14:56Booked a private dining room.
14:57I've pre-ordered a whole lot of prawns.
15:00Oh, good.
15:00I mean, you know, after 40 years of service,
15:02I expect to be a pretty good turnout.
15:05I started in the force when I was 20,
15:08just after I got married.
15:10But my husband, he didn't understand this job is a calling,
15:13so we divorced.
15:16Then he died, apparently.
15:19Right.
15:20Now I need to pick up Frank's steak cake.
15:22Which...
15:29When you said we'd cross the river in your childhood boat,
15:32I wasn't expecting one that you'd build out of
15:34plastic barrels and zip ties in the 90s, Eddie.
15:37Shut up.
15:38I'm thinking.
15:38OK, this is definitely Frank's tinny.
15:41I can tell by the portside piss stain.
15:42So what's happened is he rode it over here
15:45to the donger side of the river.
15:46Then that old grog bog has dragged it up here.
15:48Eddie, this just shows Frank's been over here.
15:51It doesn't prove he was here on Sunday.
15:52Sunday night.
15:53The boat could get up this high
15:55if it was a big fuck-off tide,
15:56and according to Al and his king tide cultural business,
15:59it was a king tide on Sunday.
16:01So, all right, Frank's fucking bush-bashed it.
16:05Thank you, thank you.
16:05All the way to dongs.
16:08Wait, Eddie, Eddie, what are we doing?
16:10Our water bottles are still in the car.
16:12Come on, Collins, move your boobs.
16:14The donger's just on the other side of the DRR.
16:28Hmm, she did.
16:32OK, sis, I'll drive to Perth.
16:34I'm rich now.
16:35I've got a phone.
16:36All right, bye.
16:37Cherry, did you find a phone?
16:39Yeah, I'm here.
16:40It's a flip phone.
16:41I wonder whose car this is.
16:42You reckon we could sell it?
16:44Got to get it running first, bros.
16:45You reckon it's here because aliens picked it up
16:48but it was too heavy so they dropped it again?
16:50Not aliens.
16:51Well, if it wasn't aliens, how'd it get here then?
16:54Yeah.
16:55Uncle Roger says there's been bigger swap lights at night.
16:58Aliens beam me things up to their spaceship.
17:00He says it's a government conspiracy.
17:02As if.
17:03I chuck us out, Clay.
17:06And Cherry, it's definitely not yours.
17:08Nah, Pat gave us why she cleaned our lost properties.
17:16OK, perfect.
17:17We have no reception.
17:20Come on.
17:21You're a lesbian on a bushwalk.
17:22Just be guided by your gay.
17:24Oh, well, you know, Eddie,
17:25if I'd known that we were going on this enterprise,
17:28my gay would have guided me
17:29to a snake-centric first aid kit
17:31and my camel bladder.
17:32All right, all right.
17:33Yes, yes.
17:34We should have brought Kath's drink bottles.
17:37My piss back there's like pumpkin soup,
17:39but it's all good.
17:40We're in the DRR.
17:41I know this place like the moles on my fucking tits.
17:44Plus, if any grey men try anything,
17:46I've got the reflexes of a liger
17:48and a police-issued gun.
17:49Pew, pew!
17:51Look, uh, Eddie,
17:53speaking of police-issued guns...
17:55Fuck my dick.
17:56What?
17:57Fruity juice.
17:59I knew it.
18:01Frank walked this track.
18:04It's his signature, Chewie.
18:06Frank has sat here smoking a fag
18:09and chewing on his pineapple cud,
18:10and look, there's another rapper.
18:14Frank must have been nervous.
18:16He was chewing like a cow at a rave.
18:18Sorry, how do you know it's Frank?
18:20Because no-one else eats that.
18:21Tastes like toucan piss.
18:24Come on, Colmys.
18:25Come on.
18:26Come on!
18:27The donger's just up here.
18:31Hey, wait, Eddie,
18:32those tropical chewing gum wrappers
18:33could be anyone's.
18:34It doesn't mean it's connected to Frank
18:35or Don's murder,
18:36so can we just forget about the donger
18:38and...
18:38Now, shut your ring.
18:40Okay.
18:41Fruity juice has a short flavour window,
18:44so if Frank started a bit back there
18:46on that log,
18:47then he'd be looking to get rid of it somewhere...
18:49Eddie!
18:50Somewhere, like right...
18:54here.
18:56I fucking told you Frank was here.
18:59Bag it.
19:01Gift wrap it.
19:02We got him.
19:04Let's get back to town
19:05and charge that rough fucker.
19:13And the rivers are the sea,
19:15the crocs are the sea,
19:16and that's bigger smile,
19:18better than you're not...
19:19can you stop playing with that mic, please, Bob?
19:20No, why?
19:21Because it's giving me
19:22a real bad headache in my ears.
19:23Hey, Uncle Roger said
19:24you might have played outside all day
19:26to near peep from you.
19:27Yep, yep.
19:28So proud, tell you what.
19:29Hey, what'd you get up to?
19:30We found...
19:31A cool tree.
19:32Yep, we played that all day.
19:33You played a cool tree all day.
19:36Okay.
19:37Hey, what's that?
19:38Is it the buffalo?
19:39Is it Bob?
19:40Oh, I wish.
19:41Shove over, you two.
19:43No, Clay, meat farted.
19:44I didn't meat fart,
19:45that was boss.
19:51Eddie, it's getting dark
19:53and I don't recognise anything.
19:56Told you I know my shit.
20:01Eddie, we didn't pass that before.
20:03Yeah, we did.
20:03I was probably hiding behind a fat pandanus.
20:06You know, I may be dangerously low
20:08on electrolytes,
20:09but I reckon I would have remembered
20:11a four-wheel drive in our path.
20:15That's clearly been stolen.
20:16I'm going to write down that VIN number.
20:18It's just VIN.
20:19Just leave it.
20:20It's due diligence.
20:21No, come on.
20:22We've got to get you home
20:22before a mozzie bites your moot.
20:24Boat's just down there.
20:25It's not just there, Eddie.
20:26Just there is just more bugs
20:29because we are lost.
20:30No, I have a perfect sense of direction
20:32because of the mercury bird magnet
20:34in my brain.
20:35Eddie, you don't have
20:36a mercury bird magnet
20:37in your brain.
20:38How do you know?
20:39Because you are not a bloody bird.
20:42You're just pissed.
20:43I got the result.
20:44Oh, my God.
20:45You know what?
20:46What?
20:47I knew we should have turned back
20:48and not pursued your half-cocked plan.
20:50Excuse me, not half-cocked.
20:52But against my better judgment,
20:52I followed you.
20:54And now I am dehydrated.
20:57There are bugs just nibbling at me
20:59like I am a corn cob,
21:01and we are lost.
21:02I got the evidence we needed,
21:03didn't I?
21:04Well, that doesn't matter
21:04if we die getting it, Eddie.
21:06Why did you follow me
21:07if I am such a half-cocked then, hey?
21:09Why?
21:10What's wrong with you?
21:11Well, I've just been a little bit
21:12preoccupied all day, Eddie,
21:13because Bushy's service gun
21:15was found in the river yesterday.
21:20And, OK, yes,
21:22I was waiting to tell you
21:23at a more appropriate time,
21:24but you've actually been a nightmare all day.
21:27Yeah, yeah, great.
21:28Gotcha.
21:28It's half of the update.
21:29OK, you're welcome.
21:33Also, sorry,
21:34I didn't know that Bushy's body
21:35was found around here.
21:36It wasn't.
21:38It was found 200km away,
21:40wrapped up in a net
21:40like a dead man-quality street.
21:42But his gun was here,
21:44so was Bushy in Barrow Creek
21:45your new diary?
21:46Mate, what does it matter
21:47where he was,
21:48whether he was here
21:49or fucking straddling
21:51a satellite up in space, OK?
21:52He still topped himself,
21:53so just fucking leave it.
21:57Good, you're not dead.
21:58That makes it easier.
22:00Ricky.
22:01Ricky.
22:20Again, Luke, we're very sorry
22:21we forgot about you.
22:22I will be taking tomorrow
22:23for personal leave.
22:29Did you get a load of the weather today?
22:33It's pretty,
22:35pretty cool.
22:38Had them, um,
22:40mammary
22:41tis clouds,
22:42you know,
22:42the ones with what?
22:43Boobs.
22:57Well, Skid,
22:58it's day three
22:59of the Mashnanza
23:00and the $200,000
23:02Golden Barra
23:03is still out there.
23:04That's right, Beefy,
23:05but today
23:06is all about the girls
23:07because it's Ladies' Day.
23:09It certainly is.
23:10And Skiddy,
23:11apparently there's
23:12a Ladies' Day night event
23:13at the Barra Creek pub.
23:15Ah, when's that today?
23:16No, that's tonight.
23:17Oh, yeah, I'm going to avoid that.
23:18Yeah, we'll be staying off the road.
23:21Topping and tyres
23:22are offering tyre replacement
23:24and wheel a lot.
23:25I can't believe you were lost
23:26yesterday, sexy,
23:27I didn't even know.
23:28Oh, no, I wouldn't say
23:29we were lost,
23:29per se, love.
23:30I would have combusted
23:31if I knew.
23:32Lucky I have my new book,
23:33you know,
23:33from the pub book swap.
23:34It's called Breathless Falls.
23:36Turns out it's lazy porn
23:37and I ended up wanking all night.
23:38I'm red raw, darling.
23:39Oh, that's not good.
23:40It's written in 1945,
23:41it's about these two wall windows
23:43in the Territory Palace station
23:44and they went to a waterfall
23:45called Breathless Falls
23:46and they came across this old hut
23:47and they just started fucking
23:48in the hut.
23:49It's a fuck hut, doll.
23:51It's incredible.
23:51I'm in a constant state of coming.
23:53I'm in a cum loop, doll.
23:55Right.
23:55Anyway, I'm done.
23:57Okay.
23:57Have you washed your bits?
23:58Uh, yeah.
23:59I've just...
24:00Oh, fuckity,
24:01I've got our towels.
24:02Can you just, um, wait?
24:04Hi, Joy.
24:04Is that a spare towel?
24:06Hi, Kath.
24:07Hi, Dulce.
24:08Hi, Joy.
24:08Yes, it is.
24:10Nice to see you.
24:12Do you want my towel, Kath?
24:13Oh, no, no.
24:14I'll just drip dry.
24:15Back in business.
24:17And breaking in backpacker news,
24:19the task force have located
24:21some of the girls' belongings
24:22at River Creek Mine,
24:23but their four-wheel drive,
24:25a White Land Cruiser,
24:26has vanished without a trace.
24:27White Land Cruiser, great car.
24:29You call Superintendent Colt Colt.
24:31Leave a message.
24:32Colt, it's Dulce.
24:33I think I found the backpacker's vehicle,
24:34so call me back.
24:35Hey.
24:36Hey, Leah, have you seen Eddie?
24:37Uh, no.
24:37I wanted to talk to you
24:38about my interview with the Darrells.
24:39That's fine, there's no need to apologise.
24:40Oh, no, I'm not apologising.
24:42It's Abby.
24:42Oh, hi, ma'am.
24:43I can't autopsy the pelvis
24:44because Diane won't let me into the lab
24:46because she's a human sphincter, but...
24:48Have you seen the WhatsApp
24:49I created for you, me and man?
24:50Uh, no, I haven't.
24:51Oh, no worries.
24:53Have the task force found anything
24:54at the mine site?
24:55Um, no, so far they've only found
24:57a bunch of feral pig bones,
24:58which are about as connected
24:59to the backpackers as they sound.
25:01OK.
25:01How about Astrid and Ebba's vehicle?
25:04Any sign of that?
25:05No, that's still missing too.
25:07In fact, the only thing the task force
25:09has found at the River Creek mine site
25:10are those random old backpacks.
25:12And I've seen photos of them.
25:14They have more Southern cross flags on them
25:16than an anti-vaxxer's bumper bar.
25:18So unless Astrid and Ebba
25:19immediately became Australian racist
25:21on their holiday...
25:22Then that's tough.
25:23That doesn't belong to them.
25:24They're still out there.
25:25I agree, ma'am.
25:26Whatever happened to them...
25:28Detective, I went to go and collect
25:31the suspect's breakfast this morning.
25:34But Detective Redcliffe already picked up
25:36the suspect's breakfast
25:37on her way to interview him,
25:39which made my trip completely
25:40and utterly redundant.
25:42Sorry, Eddie is interrogating Frank without me.
25:45Yes, but she didn't pay for it.
25:46I did.
25:47So I'd like to be reimbursed
25:49a full $37.50, please.
25:51But Diane said that it's not my job
25:53to have ideas.
25:54It's my job to put Prince-Aid in the dishwasher.
25:56Stuff it.
25:57Luke?
25:58Yeah, exactly, ma'am.
25:59Stuff her.
26:00You tell Detective Redcliffe
26:01that while she is interviewing
26:02a suspect without me,
26:04I'm off to the DRR on another lead.
26:06I'll be back in half an hour.
26:08Abby, I gotta go.
26:09Okay, check the group chat.
26:10Where should your phone be, miss?
26:14Uh, well...
26:15My phone should be in my locker, Diane.
26:18Mm-hmm.
26:19But you know what?
26:20Lab equipment should be sterilised
26:22in the autoclave,
26:23not stacked in the dishwasher by you
26:25and put on a 30-minute eco-cycle.
26:27I mean, corrosive beakers
26:29covered in fuck-knows-what
26:30next to people's food containers
26:32and reusable straws.
26:33For shame, Diane.
26:35Now imagine what the prof would think of you
26:37if he heard this from me.
26:39What do you want, Abigail?
26:41I think you know what I want, Diane.
26:56Yes!
26:58How'd you sleep last night, Frank?
27:00What's the thread count of the sheets in here?
27:03Zero?
27:04Huh?
27:04This might be rice bubbles.
27:06No idea.
27:07These are my rice bubbles.
27:08Ah.
27:09Delicious.
27:13I went back to your place.
27:15Found your little
27:16brother's green trail
27:17of fruity juice wrappers
27:18all the way to Don's donger.
27:20You got anything to say about that?
27:22Nah?
27:23Doesn't matter.
27:23Because I've fucking got you, mate.
27:25I've got you.
27:27You loaded up Don
27:28with crock-sucking cowboys
27:29and you row, row, rowed your boat
27:31over the river.
27:32You bush-bashed it to Don's place,
27:33bumped him off,
27:34hacked him up,
27:35dumped his body
27:36and then you row, row, rowed
27:37with the...
27:44Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
27:47Collins!
27:51Collins!
27:54What's this?
27:55Why are you speedwalking with me?
27:56I need to talk to you
27:57about my Daryl family interview.
27:59Ah, yeah, well,
27:59you really side-fucked us with that, Leo,
28:01but apology accepted.
28:02I'm not apologising.
28:03DJ Daryl said that
28:04Don had me saved
28:05in his favourite.
28:05Collins, you in here?
28:06Frank's tinny is still
28:08on the Donger side of the river.
28:09Someone gave Frank a lift home.
28:11Do you hear me?
28:12Someone else has had the Donger.
28:14Frank had an accomplice.
28:15That's why he's not talking.
28:16Someone else is involved.
28:18Ah!
28:19Ah, sorry, Joy.
28:20Ignore that.
28:21That was just a funny joke.
28:22Um, yes, I...
28:23Backpack,
28:23can I just give you a bit of advice?
28:25They-to-they.
28:26Ah, I haven't been listening
28:27to all words you can say.
28:28I know.
28:29Fame?
28:30Yeah, probably.
28:31Why not?
28:33Anyway, what were you saying?
28:35The public used my work message bank
28:36to report crocodile-based tip-offs.
28:38I went through the messages
28:39in my first week on the job
28:40and then I've never listened
28:41to them again
28:41because I don't want to.
28:43I respect that, Leo.
28:44Thanks.
28:45But last night,
28:46I found this message from Don.
28:47He left this
28:48two days before he was murdered.
28:49Leon, it's Don Darrell.
28:51I've just come into
28:52some very interesting information
28:54about what's been going on around here.
28:56It's about the lights in the sky.
28:58Let's just say,
28:58I know...
29:01We have a backbass.
29:03We have a backbass.
29:05The people behind this
29:06will try and kill me
29:07to keep the truth from getting out.
29:09The only way I aren't happy
29:10is they booting me out
29:11but I won't shut up, Leon.
29:13I'm a truth teller.
29:14Beat me, Monday.
29:15DJ,
29:16turn that fucking duck road off!
29:19Obviously, I didn't meet
29:20with Don on the Monday
29:21because he was dead.
29:22Well, who wanted to kill him?
29:23Who's this group he's talking about?
29:25The NUA.
29:26They're local conspiracy theorists
29:27who trade in the Cooker Classics,
29:28Aliens, 5G,
29:30World Economic Forum,
29:31The Great Fire of London
29:32being started by a rat
29:32spontaneously combusting.
29:34Their current president
29:35is a Mr. Surname Redacted.
29:37Fucking Roger.
29:39Frank's fucking garbage brother.
29:48Oh, my God.
30:06I don't know.
30:30I don't know.
31:15I don't know.
31:16I don't know.
31:19I don't know.
31:20And come out.
31:225G electro-smog can't get you now, Rog.
31:25Now, Edwina, as a citizen of the sovereign state of Magpie Goose Landing I do not acknowledge
31:31your authority.
31:32Yeah.
31:32Was Don Darrell a member of the NUA UFO?
31:35And I do not consent to answering your questions.
31:39Okay.
31:39No wucks.
31:39No fucking wucks, mate.
31:41Just trying to get you involved.
31:43I already know that Don was a member of the NUA.
31:45What was the information you didn't want to get out, eh?
31:48Did Don find out that you and Frank were up to something?
31:51Huh?
31:52Hang on.
31:53Does Frank know that you buddied up to Don while he was in the clink?
31:59He doesn't.
32:00He had intel about the pyramids in Antarctica.
32:02That's the only reason I approved it.
32:04Wowee!
32:05His best friend cheating on him with his worst enemy.
32:07Oh, this is like some bloody cooker Bermuda love triangle.
32:10Don't you tell Frank.
32:11This could end very badly for me, Edwina.
32:14It's my boat.
32:15But it's his big magnet.
32:17Okay.
32:17I won't tell him if you answer my questions, Rog.
32:20I'll all be a softball to start.
32:23What the fuck were you up to on Sunday night?
32:28Lynne, Mary, I just spoke to some fishos.
32:30They all misunderstood the flyer.
32:32They thought it meant Ladies' Day night like the cricket.
32:34So the whole comp's on their way now.
32:36It's Ladies' Day night.
32:38It's a night event for Ladies' Day.
32:40The DJ doesn't get here till eight.
32:42Well, that's it, Mary.
32:43It's over then.
32:44Guess I'll reunite with my ex-husband.
32:46Maybe you stop thinking it's gay to wash his bum off.
32:48Oi, where are you going?
32:49I'm a lesbian with two lesbian mothers.
32:51I know what women want.
32:52Thanks, Flora.
32:53That's enough.
32:54Daddy, where'd you get that car?
32:55This bullshit.
32:57She's gonna be dead in the river.
32:59You're not coming on this door.
33:01Let's go, girls.
33:04Mickey?
33:05Come on.
33:06Better get down here.
33:11I wasn't even with Frank on Sunday night.
33:13Me and Mary came straight home.
33:14This is our doorbell cam.
33:15Time stamped at 2147.
33:18So?
33:18You just upped the road.
33:20You went home.
33:20Changed your shorts.
33:22Met up with Frank of the Donger.
33:23And you did a little night murderer.
33:25No.
33:26I didn't go out again.
33:27Just watch.
33:28These cameras go 24-7, 354.
33:30You'll see the footage of the perimeter.
33:32Mary's mini horse doing it's bedtime wee.
33:34But on the doorbell camera here, you won't see me.
33:36Cause I'm tucked up in bed wearing my bloody CPAP.
33:39What's that?
33:40CPAP.
33:41That's personal.
33:42Edwina, redact it.
33:43Redact the CPAP.
33:43No.
33:43Not the fucking CPAP.
33:45Just play the tape.
33:46There's a car driving towards the Donger.
33:52Who the fuck is that?
33:55Wait a minute.
33:56I know that.
34:03Jez, I can really fucking pick and can't even fucking pick a real fucking group.
34:08Shhh.
34:23Caustic ulcerations?
34:33200 mils.
34:39Yeah, I'm sorry Diane, but I had to leave work early.
34:42I've got my period.
34:43It's a big one.
34:46Hi Angelo.
34:46It's Leo Lee.
34:48I'm police.
34:50I'm making inquiries into a chainsaw that you recently sold on Marketplace.
34:53So call me back and I will answer the phone.
34:56I guess.
34:57This is a private event.
34:59It's just me.
35:00I can't be out there anymore.
35:02A fish I just vomited into a sleeve.
35:05No.
35:06Why did I give you my number?
35:09WAG!
35:10Why now you killed my dad?
35:12Why now you killed him?
35:13Look at this, WAG!
35:15Cross block!
35:22My one night off and I gotta come and help back sort you out.
35:25Nah, I was legendary.
35:26People love me, but I'm like a modern day Ned Kelly.
35:30You gotta forget Jason Wade, DJ!
35:32Nah, I'm gonna destroy him!
35:34Wait, where are you going?
35:35Back to the party!
35:36Get your own way home!
35:37No!
35:37Shona!
35:38You seen Teagan?
35:41Let's go, boys.
35:45Excuse me.
35:46Excuse me.
35:48Excuse me.
35:48Excuse.
35:48Teagan, move your bitch.
35:50I'm going out.
35:51Wait, Arnie!
35:53Where's the salty?
35:54Over there.
35:55They just came in with it.
35:56Shit.
35:57Do the cops know?
35:58Nah.
35:58So you better get her out of here.
35:59Yep.
36:00Be careful.
36:02And if there's trouble, my crocs are still capped.
36:04Thanks.
36:05Excuse me.
36:06I need that croc.
36:07Oi!
36:08You!
36:08Come out!
36:08Bring it back to you!
36:17Fucking come back!
36:18Come on, come on!
36:20Let a few of these off for Dad's birthday tonight!
36:23Bit of a celebration!
36:24Give it!
36:24Give it!
36:25Give it!
36:25Give it!
36:25Give it!
36:28Vicky!
36:29No, I still got the shit with you!
36:32Look at my little brother Slyway's accusing him of murder!
36:34You were at the dong and the night Don was murdered.
36:36I knew something was fucking off about you.
36:38When I saw those fruity juice wrappers in your cup holder,
36:40I thought, oh, yuck, that's a bit of a turn off.
36:42And now I know, you have my geriatric rat dad in your car!
36:45You're a fucking crack!
36:46I didn't turn off!
36:47A little bit!
36:49Well, I wasn't even out of Don's Donger!
36:51No!
36:51You're having a good night!
36:53You drove past me, Roger and Mary!
36:55No, I didn't!
36:57Fuck!
36:58Fine!
36:59Get out of here!
37:01Listen!
37:02I was out there because Don snuck the Donger over the boundary
37:05into the DRR, so I tried to drag it back with my winch.
37:08I only managed to pull it off its blocks, though,
37:10because Frank was inside, knackered.
37:12What happened then, eh?
37:12Did you give Frank a hand?
37:13Yeah!
37:14Killing Don!
37:15Get that Dungalaba land dispute wrapped up quick smart!
37:17You're accusing me now?
37:19Yeah!
37:20Are you fucking serious?
37:21Don was still here at the pub when we were at the Donger.
37:24Ask Mary.
37:25She was on lookout.
37:26Bullshit, Mickey!
37:27Okay?
37:27We have footage of Don at the Donger at 11.30pm.
37:30Flowers told me that Frank left the pub after her set at 11.15pm.
37:34No, I was driving Frank home by 11.15pm.
37:38Flowers!
37:38Sunday night.
37:39Your set finished at 11.15pm.
37:41Frank left the pub after that, yeah?
37:43Oh, yeah, I forgot that Lyn cut my set short
37:45because I was crying too much,
37:46so I actually finished at 9.
37:48See?
37:49Frank and I were long gone when Don arrived.
37:52Frank wasn't at the Donger to kill Don, Eddie.
37:54He was dropping a dead croc off at Don's cot.
37:57He was doing croc justice.
37:59Just think it through, you dumb copper dog fuckhead!
38:02Why didn't they use this fucking tell me the truth about all this shit then?
38:05Why do you think?
38:06Because I was out there doing something dodgy,
38:08so maybe your geriatric rat dad was trying to protect me from you lot
38:12because I've got three kids and they'll get taken away from me
38:15if I get caught putting one nubby pinky toe wrong.
38:20Fucking hell.
38:21No, actually, you know what?
38:22Fuck this.
38:23A black fella didn't kill Don Darrell
38:25because if black fellas were bumping off every land-stealing white fella,
38:2880% of this town would be dead.
38:30Of all the settler blow-ins,
38:31I cannot believe that didn't occur to you.
38:34Fuck!
38:37Why do you have the extra toilets?
38:43Mickey!
38:47Wait!
38:48Mickey!
38:49Wait!
38:50You and Frank didn't do it,
38:51so we're good, yeah?
38:52Mickey!
38:55Fuck!
39:00Ma'am!
39:01I hired a car from Rent-A-Shitbox.
39:03I did 150Ks all the way from Darwin.
39:05I think my engine's fallen out.
39:08I got access to the dick bum and I ran a tox report on Don Darrell.
39:11He wasn't drunk.
39:12There was no alcohol present in his system at all.
39:18Man?
39:19What?
39:20Don Darrell was incapacitated the night he died because he was poisoned.
39:27Detective, this bullet's from a police issue weapon.
39:30Yeah, it is.
39:31HQ's checking their serial number now.
39:33I knew the backpackers were driving a white land greaser,
39:36so this was just due diligence to make sure it's not theirs.
39:39But then it was burnt out last night, so...
39:41Yeah, I can barely read this thing because it's so fire damaged.
39:44I don't think that's a seven.
39:45I'm going to try a one.
39:46Why did I listen to Eddie?
39:48The evidence is gone now because I left it a whole bumming day.
39:52Don't stress.
39:53We'll figure it out.
39:54Oh, here we go.
39:56Hang on.
39:57It's not the backpackers' car.
40:01Oh, no, no, that may not be right.
40:03Who's the vehicle registered to?
40:05How did it get to the DRR?
40:07The last time I saw that vehicle was a night.
40:09I pulled the silly bugger over for drink driving.
40:12We left the car on the side of the road.
40:20Ma'am, Don had colonic ulcerations from eating red meat laced with glyphosate.
40:25It's the organophosphorus compound that's present in weed killer.
40:28I think someone put it in Don's steak cake.
40:30Found something.
40:31Fuck my asshole.
40:33This is on DJ's socials.
40:35Hey, he's gone.
40:36DJ Daryl Crocott here.
40:37I just want to introduce you to...
40:39Uh, yeah, Dulcie.
40:39We've run the serial number on that bullet.
40:41It was fired from Detective Bushman's gun.
40:44It matches the round from his skull.
40:46But, Detective, it was the second bullet fired.
40:49So, it was fired after Bushy was shot?
40:53Yeah, he couldn't have fired that shot himself.
40:57Someone else was involved.
40:59Dulse, where did you find that bullet?
41:02Mate, this is the duck boat.
41:04I'm telling you, this thing's fucking true.
41:06Yeah, yeah, DJ's got an amphibious car.
41:08It's very cool.
41:09I've always wanted one.
41:09Stop talking.
41:10Look who Don's talking to in the background.
41:13Who is that?
41:15Oh, my God.
41:17It's the Swedish Backpackers.
41:22He's blown up for shit!
41:24My boat job's fucking wide!
41:26This isn't over!
41:27Detective, Bushy didn't commit suicide.
41:30We're looking at a homicide here.
41:32Where did you find that bullet?
41:35In a Land Cruiser.
41:39Registered to Eddie.
41:54There was only one hero who would get our first shot.
41:55It was 好 Glenn's way Over the compositions from the所 I perch
41:56It wasn't as lit as an alguほど
42:02It's Rocket meeting through this movieство
42:03It was the Great dive.
42:03Why are we in this movie?
42:06How do I say the yogurt?
42:11About this world where viv front晚上
Comments