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00:07From Studio 6B and Rockefeller Center in the heart of New York City,
00:12it's the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests, Kate Hudson, Noah Kahn,
00:22Christian Hugh Bickey, Comedian, Red Richardson,
00:25and featuring the Legendary Roots Crew.
00:2822, ready?
00:30And here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
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01:01Welcome, everybody.
01:02Oh, my God.
01:03Thank you very much.
01:04Enjoy yourself.
01:05Enjoy yourself.
01:06Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:09You're here.
01:12Well, guys, today was Take Your Child to Work Day,
01:15and everyone celebrated, even at the White House.
01:19Today, President Trump went up to a little kid and said,
01:21are you having fun?
01:23And the kid said, I'm Marco Rubio.
01:25Oh, man.
01:30But are you having fun?
01:32Let's get to some news.
01:33This is big today.
01:34The Trump administration ordered marijuana
01:36to be reclassified as a less dangerous drug.
01:42Yeah, people are excited.
01:44After the announcement, Trump's approval rating skyrocketed
01:47with cashiers at Trader Joe's.
01:50Of course, the president doesn't smoke weed.
01:52Whenever Trump says, let's burn one,
01:54he's talking about the Epstein file.
01:59Yep, the White House has reclassified marijuana
02:01as a less dangerous drug,
02:03but they did put out a video warning
02:04about some of the side effects.
02:06Well, watch this.
02:07Marijuana can be medically beneficial,
02:08but there are side effects,
02:10such as slurred speech.
02:11Saudi Arabia and Russia will repeat...
02:16You talk about foreign aid reforms.
02:19This is not our money.
02:20This is taxpayer money.
02:21Memory loss.
02:22Your father, Herman, is looking down.
02:24He's very proud of you right now.
02:25Oh, he's still alive.
02:26He's dry now.
02:2717,000 jobs.
02:31They don't have order.
02:32That's okay.
02:35What?
02:36No, it's okay.
02:49Japanese manufacturers...
02:50And, of course, the munchies.
02:52Those french fries are really good
02:53when you get them right out of that fat.
02:55This has been a message from the White House.
02:57White Castle.
02:58No, the White House.
02:59Oh, wow.
03:02Wow.
03:02Day away.
03:05Some more news from Washington today.
03:07Trump claimed that Iran doesn't even know
03:09who their leader is.
03:12Americans heard and were like,
03:13must be nice.
03:15Hey, listen to this.
03:16The Trump administration is close to a $500 million deal
03:19to rescue Spirit Airlines.
03:22Now, if the bailout happens,
03:23the government will own 90% of Spirit.
03:26Yeah.
03:27You'll know Trump owns Spirit Airlines
03:28when the layovers become comb-overs.
03:32You'll know Trump owns all Spirit Airlines
03:34when the carry-ons can be no bigger than Marco Rubio.
03:36Oh.
03:37Get up there.
03:38Get up there.
03:39Are you having fun in there?
03:42You'll know Trump owns Spirit Airlines
03:43when they go even more bankrupt.
03:47Hey, this is going...
03:49This is going viral.
03:50Trump hosted the NCAA champion Georgia women's tennis team,
03:54and the White House released this photo.
03:56This is real.
03:57Check out this photo.
04:01Trump was like,
04:02all right, now let's try one
04:02with the ladies behind the curtain.
04:06Is that insane?
04:07I don't know.
04:08It's not even funny.
04:09We can't even...
04:09That's not even a joke.
04:10It's just craziness.
04:12That's a real photo.
04:13Can I just see that photo again?
04:14Yeah, look at it.
04:14It's real.
04:16It's insane.
04:18What's wrong with the world?
04:19Get the men up front.
04:21Oh, my goodness.
04:22Hey, well, some business news.
04:23Apple CEO Tim Cook is stepping down soon,
04:26and he just said that his biggest regret
04:28was flubbing Apple Maps.
04:30You can tell he really meant it,
04:31because he said that from his car
04:32while floating in the lake.
04:36Yeah, he said Apple Maps is his biggest regret.
04:38Then everyone who spent $4,000
04:40on the Apple Vision Pro was like,
04:41you sure about that?
04:43Hey, I read that the health tech company Whoop
04:46has tripled their valuation to $10 billion.
04:49In fact, it now ranks number four
04:51out of all wearable fitness brands.
04:53But, Jimmy, your graphic,
04:56I don't see Whoop.
04:58There it is.
04:59Whoop.
05:02Whoop.
05:04Whoop.
05:05Whoop.
05:06Whoop.
05:07Whoop.
05:09Whoop.
05:10Whoop.
05:11Whoop.
05:11Whoop.
05:12Whoop.
05:13Whoop.
05:15Whoop.
05:15Wow.
05:18Finally, I heard that the house from Scarface
05:20is on sale for $237 million.
05:24Ooh.
05:24But without the cocaine, it's 50 bucks.
05:27We have a great show tonight.
05:29Kate Hutchins is here.
05:30Oh, I love Kate Hutchins.
05:32Noah Khan is on the show.
05:36From Survivor, Christian Hubecki is here.
05:40And we got stand-up from Red Richardson.
05:42Let's go write some banking notes.
05:44Come on, come on.
05:47Dang.
05:54It is the end of the week, and that's usually when I catch up with some personal stuff.
05:58I check my inbox, I return some e-mails, and, of course, I send out thank-you notes.
06:02And I was running a bit behind today, so I thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, I'd like
06:08to write out my weekly thank-you notes right now.
06:10Is that okay with you?
06:15James, can I get some thank-you note writing music, please?
06:18There he is.
06:21Right there.
06:23Remembering an old joke.
06:25Mmm.
06:27Mmm.
06:31Thank you, Mother's Day, for being a nationwide test to see if Amazon's same-day delivery really works.
06:45Thank you, Arch Floor Lamps, for always looking like you're saying, so what you're reading?
07:00Thank you, Wedding Registries, for being a convenient way to show your dearest friends how much you care
07:06after clicking on the bottom button that says, organized from least to most expensive.
07:12I don't like it that much.
07:15Got a cutting board on there anywhere?
07:18Did I ever give you a cutting board for a present?
07:20I think you did.
07:21I had a phase where I was giving people cutting boards.
07:24But it wasn't a run-of-the-mill cutting board.
07:26No, it was in the shape of the state that you were born in.
07:28Yeah, it was in Iowa.
07:30Shape of Iowa.
07:30Yeah.
07:31Do you know where it is?
07:32No, I threw it away.
07:32Okay.
07:47Oh, hell no.
07:48That's why I remember it was in the shape of Iowa.
07:51Fit perfectly in the garbage can.
07:54Thank you, CarPlay, for being a great way to use GPS, play music, and have everyone in the car read
08:00all of my incoming texts.
08:04My biggest regret.
08:06Four, eight, nine, three.
08:07Biggest regret.
08:12Ooh, double blaring.
08:16Thank you, blenders, for being like, here, let me chew that for you.
08:26Ooh.
08:28Thank you, UPS, sending photo proof of a delivery.
08:32For being the only time it's okay to send a stranger a photo of your package.
08:36Oh, yeah.
08:37Oh, yeah.
08:39Hey, whoop, daddy.
08:41Whoop, daddy.
08:42Oh, whoop, daddy.
08:44Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:49U.S. Mail.
08:55Thank you, Glitter, for still reminding me a year later about that one time I used glitter.
09:00There you have it, everybody.
09:01That's right.
09:02Thank you, guys.
09:02Sing it around.
09:03We'll be right back with Kate Hudson.
09:13Yes.
09:14Okay, lion.
09:16You're a lion, no?
09:19Oh.
09:21Like Lilo and Stitch?
09:23Oh!
09:33Our first guest is a two-time Oscar-nominated actress who stars in and executive produces
09:40the comedy series Running Point.
09:42Season two is out now on Netflix.
09:45Please welcome Kate Hudson!
09:56Who doesn't love you?
09:58Who doesn't love you?
10:02Come on!
10:04That's right!
10:05Come on.
10:07A standing ovation.
10:08Come on.
10:09They love you.
10:10Who doesn't love you?
10:11We love Kate Hudson.
10:12Welcome back.
10:13Ow!
10:16Happy belated birthday before we even get into the interview.
10:19I'm so old.
10:20Oh, please give me a break.
10:22I love it.
10:22I like getting old.
10:23It's like I really think I'm going to be a great old person.
10:26Really?
10:26Yeah, because I like it.
10:27I don't, you know, because it gets better.
10:29What did you do?
10:29You don't have to care as much.
10:31Did you do any, did you have a rager?
10:33Did you have a party?
10:33I had a crawfish boil.
10:36See, you do cool things like that.
10:38I had a beignet cake.
10:40Ooh.
10:40And I got my crawfish in, because I have to do that every crawfish season.
10:45That's so fun.
10:45Have you ever had a boil?
10:46It's so fun.
10:47It's the best.
10:48No, I've seen them on TV.
10:51Are you into, like, crawfish?
10:52Yeah.
10:53I get dirty.
10:55And they just boil it up, and there's corn and sausage and potatoes, and we just throw
10:58it on and music.
11:00That's so fun.
11:01It was the best.
11:02Last time you were here, it was for, you've been nominated for Golden Globe, and it was
11:07for your fantastic performance in Song Song Blue, and it was great, and you were amazing
11:12in it, and there was Oscar buzz in the air, and then, sure enough, you get nominated for
11:18an Oscar.
11:18Congratulations!
11:19Congratulations!
11:21That's what I'm talking about!
11:24Come on, bud!
11:25I'm so happy!
11:28Everybody loves you.
11:29Wait, I'm in the same color.
11:29I'm kind of in the same color.
11:31Well, I'm kind of in that color, too.
11:32We're in, like, a...
11:32With greens.
11:33Greens.
11:33Yeah.
11:34I hear you guys.
11:34You are celebrating with fam.
11:36Is that...
11:37Oh, there is Ryder.
11:37Yeah, there's Ryder.
11:38Yeah, there's Ryder and Danny, and...
11:40And your mom...
11:42Your mom is unbelievable.
11:44Can I just say how she's just iconic, and I love her so much.
11:48Please tell her hi.
11:49I will.
11:49I love her.
11:50I think about her.
11:51I'm like, dude, Goldie Hawn is unbelievable.
11:53She's the best, and I realize that every time I call her on FaceTime, she always has
11:56some roller in her hair.
11:59She...
11:59I called her today, and I'm like, what is in your hair?
12:03What's in your hair?
12:04She always puts one of the big Velcro rollers, and she just leaves it in all day long.
12:09I didn't know that people still use rollers anymore, but they do.
12:13Oh, yeah.
12:13Really?
12:14Oh, yeah.
12:14My daughter had...
12:16She bought rollers because we went to HomeGoods, which is the best store.
12:20Have you ever been to HomeGoods?
12:21I know HomeGoods, yeah.
12:22It is unbelievable.
12:24It has...
12:24Yeah, it has, like...
12:25It's the weirdest store I've ever been in in my life.
12:27I'm like, honey, do we need a six-foot fork?
12:31I don't know.
12:32It's, like, weird stuff.
12:34I'm like...
12:35So she got these weird bendy rollers, and so, yeah, she's 11 years old.
12:39Oh, those are the cool rollers.
12:41Oh, really?
12:41And they sleep...
12:42You can sleep in them.
12:42Yeah, she sleeps in them, yeah.
12:43And then your hair is really perfectly curly, very...
12:46She's so into it now.
12:47Yeah.
12:47That's the, like...
12:48Like, how old is she?
12:4812?
12:49Yeah.
12:49Yeah.
12:50That's the age.
12:50She's loving it right now.
12:51But the accolades for you keep coming in, by the way.
12:54I just saw you're on Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People of 2026.
13:00Come on!
13:03You're not stopping.
13:04It's just...
13:04It's so fun.
13:05You're not stopping.
13:06No, it's...
13:07It's...
13:07I was like, wow...
13:09Yeah...
13:09Don't.
13:10Don't stop.
13:11We want more Kate Hudson.
13:13I love it.
13:13And more Running Point, by the way.
13:15Oh, it's so fun.
13:15I'm so happy it's out.
13:16Season two, it's out now.
13:18It's out.
13:19Thanks.
13:20It's a funny show.
13:21Justin Theroux.
13:23Chet Hanks is my dude.
13:24Oh, Chet.
13:25Oh, Chet.
13:25He's coming on.
13:26Chet's coming on next week.
13:27Oh, good.
13:27I have...
13:28Chet.
13:28I love him.
13:29I have to tell a Chet story.
13:30I really want to tell this so people know that this happened.
13:34I get this phone call from a friend of mine, and the phone call's like, and I don't know
13:39what's happening.
13:39I'm kind of checked out of, like, the news.
13:41And I get this phone call, and he goes, hey, hey, is Chet still stuck in Colombia?
13:47And I was like, I'm sorry?
13:50Like, yeah, he's stuck in Colombia, and he can't leave the country.
13:54This is not the script.
13:55And I'm like, oh, I am in...
13:56I'm playing Isla Gordon.
13:57I am in my...
13:58I'm in my show.
13:59In your life?
14:00And Chet...
14:00Oh, and...
14:01He really was stuck in Colombia.
14:02He was stuck in Colombia.
14:03And he found his way out, I guess, his friend.
14:06Because he didn't bring his passport or something?
14:07Yeah, he didn't bring his passport.
14:08It's a very Chet story.
14:10I cannot wait to talk to him about this.
14:11I love it.
14:12It's not part of the script.
14:13It's not his character.
14:14No.
14:14But Chet is stuck in...
14:15Please bring it.
14:16Please bring it out, because it's a funny story.
14:18What is happening with season two?
14:20Season two is basically Justin Thoreau's character, Cam, who gave me my job as president,
14:28who used to be the president, comes back into the picture, and, you know, kind of
14:32throws me off my game a little bit, and it's just more family dynamics.
14:37Because he wants to take over the basketball team.
14:39Well, I mean, you know, he's sort of kind of gunning for a job, if not his old job back,
14:46you know?
14:47And...
14:47His writing is great.
14:48It's really funny.
14:49It's so funny.
14:50Ike Barinholtz?
14:51Ike makes an appearance this year.
14:53He's going to be in it.
14:53He's so funny.
14:54He's so...
14:54And you know what?
14:55When you're working with people that write the way they do, it's like, it just doesn't
15:00stop.
15:00And it's so fun.
15:01It's machine gun comedy.
15:02It's so much comedy.
15:02And Ray Romano.
15:04Ray...
15:04Oh, Ray.
15:05Ray Romano's in this season.
15:07The greatest.
15:08Ray is so great.
15:09I don't feel so lucky.
15:11It's fantastic.
15:12But congrats again on season two.
15:13I want to show a clip.
15:14Here's Kate Hudson in season two of Running Point.
15:16Take a look at this.
15:17He was like seconds from asking me out.
15:19Was he?
15:20Sounds like you were seconds away from offering up your body.
15:22Allie, there was a pregnant pause.
15:23Now I know what that means.
15:26I think it's finally our time.
15:29Hmm.
15:30Okay, that's a very judgy.
15:31Hmm.
15:32You just got out of an eight-year relationship.
15:34Have some fun.
15:35I am trying to have fun, Allie.
15:36I'm trying to have fun with Jay.
15:37Ayla, your first post-life hookup needs to be low stakes.
15:40Someone you'll never see again.
15:41You don't like that guy when we were in Vegas.
15:44Or that guy in Cabo.
15:45Or that other guy in Cabo.
15:46Okay, I get the point.
15:47I'm a retired slut.
15:48And it's time for you to get back to the streets.
15:51So please don't text Jay.
15:52Or send him conspiracy reels on Instagram.
15:55Allie, the sinking of the Titanic was not an accident.
15:58There is proof.
15:59Okay, I'm leaving.
16:00That's right.
16:01Kate Hudson, everybody!
16:03Season two of Running Point is out now on Netflix.
16:06Kate and I are playing a fun new game when we come back.
16:09Stick around, everybody.
16:10Come on back.
16:10Yeah, wanna paint me.
16:13Feelin' good, feelin' let her spill on the cake.
16:15Thank you for being here.
16:16I have a lot to say.
16:18Do you?
16:19Yeah.
16:20If you haven't watched last night's episode of Survivor yet,
16:24plug your ears.
16:34Welcome back, everybody.
16:36We are hanging out with the one and only Kate Hudson right here.
16:41Now we're about to play a new game called Sound Effect Charades.
16:46Sound Effect Charades.
16:51All right, so this is just like charades, except we can't move our bodies or make gestures to give clues.
16:57We can only make sounds.
16:58So excited.
16:59All right, no words.
17:00Okay.
17:00No words, no singing, no, just sounds.
17:03Okay.
17:03Ready to play?
17:04I guess.
17:05Yeah.
17:05Sorry, did I make it too serious?
17:06Yeah.
17:06All right, here we go.
17:07I'm gonna go first.
17:08Let's get 30 seconds on the clock.
17:10Here we go.
17:10Sound Effect Charades.
17:11I'll go first.
17:11Ready?
17:12Wait, what are the rules?
17:13I'm just kidding.
17:16All right, it's a movie.
17:18Okay.
17:22Yes.
17:23Okay.
17:24Lion.
17:25You're a lion, no?
17:28Oh.
17:30Like Lilo and Stitch?
17:32No.
17:35Oh.
17:36Oh.
17:37Oh.
17:39You're a ramblin'.
17:44What is this?
17:46Don't make me do it again.
17:47What is it?
17:48Can't you try something else?
17:49No, I can't.
17:50I don't understand.
17:51All right.
17:52Of course, Jurassic Park.
17:57Oh, man.
17:57I'm gonna be bad at this.
17:58I'm gonna be bad at this.
18:00I only saw the first one.
18:01No, maybe I'm awful at guessing.
18:03Ooh, that may be.
18:04I broke a sweat on that one.
18:05Okay, my turn?
18:06All right.
18:06All right, here we go.
18:07We got this, but we got this.
18:08You can tell me the genre.
18:10Okay.
18:10Okay.
18:12What's the genre?
18:13I don't know how to, okay.
18:14Is it a movie?
18:15It's a TV show.
18:16TV show.
18:16I love TV.
18:17Okay.
18:17Yeah.
18:18Um.
18:24Ooh.
18:25Wow.
18:32He did Rivalry.
18:50All right, here we go.
18:53All right.
18:55All right.
18:56It's a movie.
18:58Yeah.
19:02Michael Jackson.
19:04Woo!
19:04Woo!
19:07We're getting better.
19:08We're getting better.
19:08We're getting better.
19:08We're getting better than my Jurassic Park.
19:10Okay, sorry.
19:11Okay.
19:11Oh, no.
19:13Movie.
19:14Movie.
19:14Okay, yeah.
19:14Okay, ready?
19:15Yeah.
19:16Arr.
19:19Arr.
19:20Pirates of the Caribbean.
19:24I like your pirate.
19:27All right, here we go.
19:28I feel like Heated Rivalry and the Pirate were kind of the same.
19:31Different exhaling.
19:32Different exhaling, yes.
19:34All right, this is a movie.
19:36Okay.
19:40You're in character?
19:41You're, oh, you're depressed?
19:43Yo, hey.
19:44Oh, no.
19:45That's not the sound.
19:46That's it.
19:46Oh, no.
19:47Oh, ready?
19:47Ready?
19:47Ready?
19:47I got it.
19:48Movie.
19:48Okay.
19:49Okay.
19:53I mean, Fast and Furious?
19:56Yes!
20:02I'm trying to think of Vin Diesel.
20:04I was like, Rambo?
20:05Trying to think of Vin Diesel.
20:06I couldn't do Vin Diesel's voice.
20:08Trying to grunt.
20:09Like I do a Vin Diesel grunt.
20:11I thought it was Slyze.
20:12No.
20:12Oh, it could be Slyze.
20:14Interesting.
20:16Oh, hard.
20:18Oh.
20:20TV show.
20:21Okay.
20:24Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
20:27ER?
20:27The pit.
20:28Oh, yes!
20:33You better than you.
20:36I could do that all night.
20:37That was really good.
20:38This is a fun game.
20:38This is a fun game.
20:40Oh, you know what that sound means?
20:42I don't.
20:43No, no one does.
20:45No one does.
20:46There's no idea.
20:46It's the first time we've played this game.
20:47No one does.
20:48It means it's time for the final round.
20:50And for this round, we're going to raise the stakes.
20:52I'll be giving all of the clues.
20:54What?
20:55And you'll be guessing.
20:56If you can guess five correctly, the entire audience goes home with a pint of Ben and Jerry's Tonight Doe
21:02Ice Cream.
21:03Ben and Jerry's Tonight Doe Ice Cream, the best ice cream in the business.
21:09Oh, yum.
21:12Yes, the best ice cream.
21:17All right, all you need is five.
21:18All right, I'm going to work hard for this.
21:21You need five or else 200 people are going to be really mad.
21:25I know, sorry.
21:26We got this part.
21:27Okay, we do.
21:28Ready?
21:29We do.
21:29I got it.
21:30I'm in.
21:30Let's go.
21:31Locked in.
21:35They're all people.
21:39Star Wars.
21:42The Minions.
21:43Minions.
21:43No, you don't.
21:44Oh, God.
21:51I don't know this movie.
21:53You can pass.
21:54Pass.
21:54All right.
21:55I need my time back.
22:09Oh, this is Arnold.
22:14Arnold.
22:15Arnold.
22:16Arnold.
22:17Oh, listen.
22:22Verify.
22:23And you?
22:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:25Oh, yes.
22:30Oh.
22:32Oh.
22:33Oh.
22:34Oh.
22:34Oh.
22:35Oh.
22:35Oh.
22:35Oh, my God!
22:36That's it.
22:36You got five.
22:37You got five.
22:38I think you did it.
22:39Everyone's going home for tonight's show.
22:41I'm sorry.
22:42I'm sorry.
22:43I'm sorry.
22:46Remy Point is streaming now on Netflix.
22:48We'll be right back, everybody.
22:50Yay!
22:51That was so nice.
23:05Our guest is a Grammy-nominated multi-platinum artist whose brand-new album, The Great Divide,
23:12was just released at midnight.
23:15Please welcome Noah Koch!
23:27Come on!
23:28That's what I'm talking about.
23:30Come on, bud.
23:32Come on.
23:35They love you.
23:36Welcome.
23:37Welcome to the show.
23:39Congratulations.
23:40It is officially out, because it's not midnight.
23:42Now the album's out.
23:44It's released in the world.
23:45It's in the world.
23:46This is it.
23:47Yeah.
23:49I'm excited.
23:49I'm nervous.
23:50You are.
23:51I've been name-searching myself all evening.
23:52You really are.
23:53I know.
23:54But you're having a great time right now.
23:56You have a new album.
23:57You have a new documentary.
23:58You're going to be on Saturday Night Live.
24:02And you're about to go on a huge stadium tour this summer.
24:05We have a lot coming up.
24:07I'm booked and busy right now.
24:08You are booked and busy.
24:09By the way, the tour is already breaking records.
24:11I want to say that you're the first artist to play four consecutive nights at Fenway Park.
24:16And not only that, you already sold them out.
24:21Yeah.
24:22You sold them out.
24:23Ben!
24:24Let's go!
24:28How does that feel?
24:30It feels good.
24:31I feel like Drew Barrymore in Fever Pitch.
24:34The best movie ever made.
24:36I did recreate that scene the last time I was there.
24:38I sprinted across the outfield.
24:40Yeah, spongy.
24:40Oh, yeah.
24:41Took it all in.
24:42It's the greatest.
24:43It's one of the coolest places to ever be in.
24:47What a great city.
24:48I mean, everyone, I mean, you've done Fenway before, right?
24:50We did two Fenways.
24:52Last year was the most unbelievable moment of my life.
24:55Like, we stood up on the Green Monster and played a set up there.
24:58And my family was there.
24:59And everyone I knew came.
25:00It was amazing.
25:01You do stuff like that.
25:03You sell out a stadium.
25:04But then, like, ten years ago, didn't you, like, you sold 77 tickets to a concert?
25:09Yeah, that was a big deal for me.
25:11That was, like, $80 profit after it was all said and done.
25:15Oh, my God.
25:15But I remember I used to, uh, I used to use my mom's credit card to buy the remaining tickets
25:20that weren't sold out to my shows.
25:22And, uh...
25:23To just have a sold out show.
25:24I just wanted it to say sold out.
25:25And so I would use my mom's card and she would get, like, a $500 charge.
25:29She'd be like, what the hell happened?
25:30And I'm like, well, I sold the show out, technically.
25:33Your son's a star, yeah.
25:35A lot of change, for sure.
25:37I want to talk about the documentary that was released last week on Netflix.
25:40It's called Noah Khan Out of Body.
25:42And it goes really deep into you and your family and the recording of the record,
25:48but also very personal stuff.
25:51Yeah, it was definitely a...
25:52It was an amazing experience filming it because I was just having conversations with my family
25:57that I might not have ever had without being prompted to by, like, the folks filming.
26:00That's interesting.
26:01It was the releasing that I didn't like.
26:03I was compartmentalizing the fact that it might ever come out.
26:05And I was like, yeah, something will probably happen in production
26:07that doesn't allow this thing to see the light of day.
26:09And it kept getting closer and closer.
26:10And it came out and it was scary, but also beautiful to see people connect with it
26:14and to draw their own connections with their family and their lives.
26:17And it's been really special to see it out in the world.
26:19Congrats. Congrats on that. Thank you.
26:23You're getting great reviews for this album. It's fantastic.
26:25People have only heard a couple of songs, but now it's out, but you're getting great reviews.
26:28Congrats.
26:29Thank you so much. Yeah, it's been really cool. Thank you.
26:33Your video for The Great Divide, by the way, a lot of the internet is talking
26:37because you're in the gas station here and you find yourself a kind of a gas station connoisseur.
26:42I feel like I'm like the Michelin guide for gas stations.
26:45The Guy Fieri of gas stations, some might say.
26:48Some might say.
26:49I have a ranking system.
26:53Talk to me about it.
26:54And look, okay, yeah, so it's basically like you start with friendliness.
26:58Like if the person behind the counter will look you in the eye, it's always a good start.
27:01I like that.
27:01Doesn't happen as much as you think.
27:03Second is bathroom cleanliness.
27:05Like if I am going to get some kind of disease from walking into the bathroom,
27:09that puts you down pretty low in the rankings.
27:11Yeah, sometimes you only want to touch the handle.
27:13You're like, I'm going to kick it open.
27:14Yeah.
27:14A Dyson fan is always good.
27:15One of those fans where you don't have to touch the...
27:17Those blades?
27:18Yeah, the blades.
27:18I don't know how they work.
27:19But yeah, Dyson fan is big.
27:21And then, of course, I need some like deep cut snacks.
27:24I'm talking like those pickles and the weird juice.
27:26I'm talking.
27:27Yeah.
27:28What are those?
27:29Dude, I got a pickle once.
27:31I love gas stations as well.
27:32I got a pickle in Kool-Aid.
27:34What is...
27:35I've never actually tried one of those.
27:36What does it taste?
27:37Does it taste like a pickle?
27:38It's not good.
27:39I can't imagine.
27:41It doesn't look very good.
27:42But I'd do it again.
27:43Oh, God.
27:44In a heartbeat.
27:45Yeah.
27:46I live to tell the story.
27:47Yeah.
27:48But what snacks are you talking about?
27:49The pickles?
27:50The Muddy Buddies.
27:53Muddy Buddies.
27:54Any kind of like those cinnamon toast breakfast bars that they tried to pretend were healthy
27:58for a couple of years.
28:01I remember this.
28:02I was like, but it says it's for breakfast.
28:04It's great sugar.
28:05800 calories.
28:06Yeah.
28:07Yeah.
28:08And then all sorts of different kinds of Dr. Pepper.
28:09They have the Dr. Pepper strawberries and cream one.
28:11I really like that one.
28:12Ooh.
28:13Just some more deep cut stuff.
28:14Lemon heads, grape heads, watermelon heads, any of the heads are good.
28:17Yes.
28:20This is fantastic.
28:21That kind of stuff.
28:21Next time you come on, we all want to talk about specific gas stations and we give them
28:24props.
28:25Oh, yeah.
28:25Shout outs.
28:26Congrats again on this album.
28:28What's the vibe of it?
28:29What can people expect in this one?
28:31Ooh.
28:32Yeah.
28:33It's pretty sad.
28:34It's pretty...
28:36I don't know.
28:37If something's going wrong in your life and it's raining, I recommend...
28:47Perfect.
28:48Yeah.
28:49Nothing more needs to be said.
28:51Noah Kahn, everybody.
28:52The Great Divine is available now.
28:55And the documentary Out of Body is streaming on Netflix.
28:59More tonight's show after the rest of the round.
29:01true.
29:17Our next guest is a talented game player
29:20who you can see in the epic 50th season of Survivor,
29:24which airs Wednesdays at 8 p.m. on CBS and Paramount+.
29:27Please welcome Christian Hubecki.
29:50Christian, welcome to the show.
29:52Thank you for being here.
29:54I have a lot to say.
29:56Do you?
29:57Yeah.
29:58If you haven't watched last night's episode of Survivor yet,
30:03plug your ears.
30:06Here's what happened.
30:06Okay, please tell me.
30:08Here's my version of the story.
30:09Regale me.
30:10Yes, I will regale you.
30:11So I talk to Jeff, and I have all these crazy ideas for Survivor.
30:14I'm a big fan of the show.
30:15So I come up with these ideas, and he calls me back,
30:17and they have great producers on the show,
30:19and they go, here's this idea that we have.
30:21And I go, oh, I love this.
30:22It's perfect.
30:22Great.
30:22And there's a twist called the Jimmy Fallon one-in-the-urn twist.
30:27And hold your applause.
30:29And on last night's episode, you got the chance to complete a puzzle.
30:35Now, if you did it, you could write someone's name down as a secret vote
30:38for the next Tribal Council.
30:42But if you didn't finish the puzzle,
30:44you had to write your own name down at Tribal.
30:48Long story short, you voted yourself off of Survivor 50.
30:53Yeah.
30:54And it might have been my fault.
30:55And we actually have a clip from your last Tribal Council.
30:59Take a look.
31:01This is a message from Jimmy Fallon.
31:05I'll carry you.
31:06This idea that you had is terrible.
31:09No more ideas for you.
31:11I look forward to your apology.
31:21Now that we're both in the same place,
31:23all I have to say is,
31:25Christian,
31:26I am so sorry.
31:28I am so sorry about this.
31:31It wasn't supposed to be like this.
31:32It wasn't supposed to be you.
31:34And I felt so bad because I love you.
31:36Well, it was a roller coaster being there.
31:37I'll be honest.
31:38Yeah.
31:39But I mean,
31:40I am sorry,
31:41but technically,
31:42you made history last night.
31:45No one's ever voted for themselves.
31:47Yeah.
31:47In 50 seasons of Survivor.
31:52Look,
31:53what does it feel like writing your own name down?
31:55You know,
31:56it's a surreal experience.
31:58You go there to,
31:59you know,
31:59theoretically vote other people off the island.
32:01What am I doing here?
32:02In fact,
32:02I was up in the voting booth,
32:04and I have to write my own name.
32:05So of course,
32:06I write in delicate script,
32:07you know,
32:08because,
32:08you know,
32:08it's my own name.
32:09I want to treat it with respect,
32:10of course.
32:11You're a classy gentleman.
32:12As one does.
32:13And I'm basically just like,
32:15I'm just going to do my five-minute set
32:17roasting Jimmy Fallon.
32:18So I just decided,
32:19it's like,
32:19finally all my frustrations in this game
32:21I can take out in the best way possible
32:23on a celebrity 8,000 miles away.
32:25So I did a whole five-minute set
32:27with jokes about,
32:28you know,
32:28my distaste for the advantage.
32:32In real life,
32:33what is your job?
32:34I'm a robotics professor,
32:36in case you haven't noticed from the show.
32:37So,
32:37hey,
32:38thank you.
32:40We love people who are robotic professors.
32:41I like robots.
32:43I love robotics.
32:44Yeah.
32:44Do you think robotics could ever help you
32:46if you ever deserted on an island?
32:48Well, I mean,
32:48it was very helpful on Survivor in some ways.
32:50I mean,
32:50like,
32:51you know,
32:51just being a science professor
32:52who does luxury things,
32:53like,
32:53you know how to start fires with glasses.
32:55You know,
32:55we did this in the first episode.
32:57We started a fire with some
32:58rear-sided glasses, right?
33:00Yeah.
33:00You can use search algorithms
33:01to look for idols,
33:02which I've done,
33:02and,
33:03you know,
33:03explained at great length
33:04for people who care.
33:05This whole season has been incredible.
33:07And,
33:08and honestly,
33:09I got to say,
33:09you are one of the best players
33:11to do the,
33:12to ever play Survivor.
33:13And I felt,
33:14and I love you.
33:15That's very kind.
33:15And you're a young man,
33:17which means that you could always come back
33:19if they decide to ask you back.
33:21And I think you should come back.
33:23And I just think that you're fantastic.
33:24And I really want to say,
33:26I'm sorry.
33:27Hey,
33:28and I talked.
33:28Apology acceptance.
33:29All right.
33:29That's what I'm talking about.
33:30Very good, man.
33:31Good back.
33:32Of course.
33:33Uh,
33:35can't wait to see you on the jury.
33:36Oh,
33:36yeah,
33:36it's gonna be a lot of fun.
33:37It's a fun season.
33:38Check it out.
33:39Seriously.
33:39It's the best season.
33:40Also,
33:41Jeff Probst,
33:42from this show,
33:44the audience decided that he should be in a challenge.
33:46Yes.
33:46It was a legendary episode,
33:48and you beat Jeff Probst.
33:50What can I say?
33:51Come on,
33:52bud.
33:52We got that going for you as well.
33:54Exactly,
33:54exactly.
33:55Yeah.
33:55Thank you so much for coming on the show,
33:57and thank you for accepting my apologies.
33:59You're a good man.
33:59I'll see you again.
34:02Christian Yubicki,
34:02everybody.
34:03Survivor 50 airs Wednesdays at 8 p.m.
34:06on CBS and Paramount+.
34:07We'll be right back,
34:08everybody.
34:10That was fantastic.
34:11We get the heart to beat you.
34:26Our next guest
34:28has this comedy special,
34:30Bugatti Live,
34:31available on YouTube,
34:33making his Tonight Show debut.
34:35Please welcome the very funny
34:36Red Richardson.
34:48Hello.
34:51Everyone having a good life?
34:54Nice.
34:55I, uh,
34:56I'm not sure about this mustache either,
34:58to be honest.
35:00It's good to be here,
35:01though.
35:01It's good to be off my phone
35:02for the next five minutes.
35:03I,
35:03I've got a terrible phone addiction.
35:05Spend about seven hours a day
35:07on my phone.
35:08I don't even know
35:08what I'm looking for.
35:09I just scroll.
35:11I watched a woman
35:12I've never met before
35:13make a lasagna
35:15from start to finish
35:17on Instagram Live.
35:20I was there
35:21while it was in the oven,
35:22just waiting.
35:23I was like,
35:24this looks great.
35:26I hope she comes back soon.
35:28It's nearly ready.
35:30It'd be a shame
35:31if she burnt it.
35:33I was on Instagram
35:34the other day.
35:35I got followed by this girl
35:35I went to school with.
35:36Wasn't even friends
35:37when she was in school.
35:37She followed me.
35:37I was like,
35:38hmm,
35:39I wonder what she's been up
35:40to all these years.
35:41Followed her back.
35:43Went through
35:44every single one
35:45of her photographs.
35:47Ten years of her life.
35:49An hour of mine.
35:52Turns out
35:53she's engaged
35:53to a man called Trevor.
35:56I was like,
35:56I wonder what Trevor's
35:57all about.
36:01Clicked on Trevor's profile.
36:04I did a deep dive
36:05on Trev.
36:08Don't do it.
36:09He's boring.
36:11But Trevor's got a dog.
36:13He's made a little profile
36:15for the dog.
36:17So I clicked on
36:18the dog's profile.
36:20Suddenly,
36:21it's four o'clock
36:22in the morning.
36:23I'm at Trevor's
36:24third cousin's wedding
36:26in Mexico.
36:28And Trevor's
36:29not even there.
36:31Is this her life?
36:35I like this thing
36:37where what tough guys
36:38do on social media
36:38when they're in a bad mood
36:39or they've fallen out
36:39with someone
36:40in their personal life.
36:40They'll do this thing
36:41where they'll post a picture
36:42of a dangerous animal.
36:44And they'll have a quote
36:45about loyalty on it.
36:47Uh-oh.
36:49Saw this guy the other day
36:50put a picture of a lion
36:51with a quote up.
36:52The quote said,
36:53I'm loyal to my core.
36:55If you cross me,
36:56you'll find out
36:58my bite
36:59is way stronger
37:00than your bark.
37:02I was just like,
37:03did the neighbours
37:04park you in again, Gary?
37:07Like the lion you are,
37:08you've taken straight
37:09to Facebook.
37:12Slow down,
37:12move faster.
37:14You're scaring us.
37:18I'm terrified of sharks.
37:19I was up the other night
37:20about three in the morning
37:21watching a shark program
37:22on YouTube.
37:24Healthy stuff.
37:27The guy hosted it though,
37:28he was like,
37:28do you know sharks
37:29are more scared of us
37:30than we are of them?
37:31I was like, really?
37:33I don't think sharks
37:34stay up all night
37:34watching documentaries
37:35about me.
37:40Later in the show,
37:41it was like last year,
37:42there was only 60
37:43unprovoked shark attacks
37:44worldwide.
37:4660 unprovoked...
37:47What's a provoked shark attack?
37:51Who's doing that?
37:54Sounds like the worst
37:55bachelor party ever.
37:57Let's go to California, boys.
37:59Find a great white
38:00and just stop.
38:03Dressing the groom up
38:04as a seal,
38:05like,
38:05whoo!
38:07Shark's like,
38:08will you stop provoking me?
38:12I like to watch football.
38:15My new favourite thing
38:15is to watch fellow fat men
38:17watch football.
38:19Something amazing
38:20about watching a man
38:21who couldn't
38:21open his fridge
38:23without taking a breather
38:25shouting at a television screen
38:27telling a 22-year-old
38:30multi-millionaire athlete
38:31that he's a complete
38:33waste of space.
38:38I like the victory
38:39people feel
38:40when their team wins,
38:41like they contribute.
38:42We did it.
38:43We won.
38:44We're the best.
38:46You didn't do anything.
38:48You drank 14 pints.
38:51You have ketchup
38:53on your chin.
38:54It's your child's birthday.
38:56Go home.
39:02I've started boxing
39:04you can't tell yet.
39:09There's this guy
39:10at my gym there.
39:11He doesn't leave me alone.
39:12He's always sweating.
39:13His top.
39:13I've never seen him exercise.
39:15First time I was in there
39:16he appeared from the shadows
39:17and he was like,
39:18what are you training for?
39:21I was like,
39:21what do you mean?
39:23He's like,
39:23you want a six pack?
39:24You want to get hench?
39:26I was like,
39:27I just want a chin actually.
39:29Just, uh,
39:31just one chin would do.
39:35He does this thing though
39:36when I'm punching the punch bag.
39:37He comes up behind me
39:38and grabs my arms
39:39and starts punching the punch bag
39:40with my arms.
39:43He shouts really encouraging
39:44abuse at me.
39:46He's like,
39:47carry on like this.
39:48People won't call you
39:49John Snowglobe
39:51behind your back anymore.
39:53I'm like,
39:54who's been calling me that?
39:56He's just about
39:57ten minutes the other day
39:58he's like,
39:58any questions?
39:59I was like,
39:59yeah,
39:59when are you not here?
40:04Guys,
40:06that's fantastic.
40:08Oh my God,
40:09that's how you do it.
40:10That's how you do it
40:11right there.
40:13Red Richardson.
40:15Bugatti Live
40:16is available
40:17on YouTube.
40:19My thanks to Kate Hudson,
40:20Noah Kahn,
40:21Kristen Hubecki,
40:23Red Richardson
40:24once again.
40:28And the Ruth right there
40:29from Philadelphia,
40:30Pennsylvania.
40:33Stay tuned
40:34for Late Night
40:35with Seth Meyers.
40:36Good night, everybody.
40:37Get involved.
40:39Get involved.
40:40Get, get, get involved,
40:42now.
40:43Get into it.
40:45Brr!
40:48Uh-huh.
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