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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 10: The School Dance Buzzer Beater
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00:00TRUMP SONG
00:18We're never gonna stop
00:20Because we never get enough
00:21We burn until we're out of time
00:24And when we get to the air
00:26We're going to turn our kids
00:27Tonight is when we come back
00:30Code one security breach!
00:33What are you doing?
00:34So you might be wondering why I'm on the floor in a prom dress
00:38getting absolutely soaked.
00:41Cue the rewind.
00:43So we missed out on a promotion because of a dodgy ref.
00:48Foul. Foul.
00:50No basket.
00:52So that's why I'm going to do this.
00:56Sir, I'd like to make an official complaint
00:58about the ref from our last match.
01:00He had it in for us.
01:01And do you have proof of this?
01:03Camera footage, witness testimony, sniffer dogs?
01:06No.
01:07Phew, that's that then. End of season.
01:09Praise be.
01:10We do have one last tiresome problem
01:12before I can actually get to concentrate
01:14on something important like the school dance.
01:16We won our league and got promoted to yours.
01:20Yeah, so?
01:21So the rule states that a school can only have one team per league.
01:25You are both now in the same league,
01:27which means by the end of the week,
01:29I have to decide which team stays and which one doesn't.
01:33But what will happen to the team that doesn't get picked?
01:36Well, nothing dramatic.
01:37They'll just disband.
01:39One team is quite enough.
01:41The Vipers were here first.
01:43Cobras won their league.
01:44Oh, I have got enough torture with the school dance coming up.
01:48Maybe for once, think, how can I give back to the school
01:50instead of constantly take, take, take?
01:52I will take that, I will take that, and I will take that.
01:55Inferior boy band.
01:58The end of the Vipers.
02:01Can't wait.
02:04The Vipers could cease to exist.
02:07Hold me.
02:16OK, team talk.
02:17The ref still hasn't been brought to justice.
02:19No.
02:20But no.
02:20But no!
02:21We covered this.
02:23We can't do anything about the ref.
02:24We need to focus on getting Holt to choose us.
02:27Holt wants us to give back.
02:28So let's do something givey-backy-y.
02:31Not technically a word, but she's got a point.
02:34Do not say fashion show.
02:37Never mind.
02:39Let's keep thinking.
02:41But making Midvale a better place is just as easy
02:45as landing this hook shop in that bin.
02:55OK, plan.
03:03Wow, Holt would submit.
03:05They are cheer.
03:06To demonstrate school spirit.
03:08So they have to pick us.
03:12I know what you're up to.
03:14And it's pathetic.
03:16Oh, yeah?
03:16What plan have you got, Hatchin?
03:18To make Holt pick you?
03:19Literally nothing.
03:20Face it, your team's a joke.
03:22Oh, we're Vipers and Holt besties.
03:25Actual bomb.
03:27Well, yeah, yeah.
03:27Anyone for tennis?
03:31And your coach doesn't have a clue about basketball.
03:34Maybe.
03:35But even he knows the Vipers deserve to represent Midvale.
03:39Even his?
03:44I bet you've already got a plan all plotted out, haven't you?
03:49Please excuse Jessica early today, because she has the dentist.
03:54Oh.
03:55I don't need to do anything.
03:57You'll mess things up all by yourself.
04:00Ha!
04:01As it.
04:10School dance fundraiser.
04:12Enthusiasm is mandatory.
04:13Whooping.
04:14Mm-hmm.
04:16We expected to dance.
04:18The clue is in the name.
04:20Dance.
04:21Yeah, I'm not coming.
04:22Well, I am.
04:23Just wait to see how the ladies react to my moves.
04:25Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
04:29Not again.
04:31You can't quit.
04:33You signed a binding contract.
04:35Rachel from the dance committee.
04:37Fifth person to drop out this week.
04:39Phew.
04:40Crisis averted.
04:42Yeah.
04:42Only a complete idiot would sign up to the dance committee.
04:47I've signed the Vipers up for dance committee.
04:49Give me one good reason why I should entrust this massively important fundraising event to you.
04:55Well, no-one else will touch it.
04:57Plus, it'll be a great chance to see how Gibby the Vipers truly are.
05:01A failed dance equals moaning parents equals my living nightmare.
05:06Ruin this at your peril.
05:10Well, he's obviously delighted.
05:12And the Vipers will be thrilled.
05:15We've entered actual hell.
05:17There's a reason why everyone quits.
05:20It's a poison chalice.
05:22Yeah, you can never please anyone, no matter what you do.
05:24Ah-ha!
05:25That's where the clever is.
05:27Because if we pull this off, we'll be heroes.
05:29And Holt will be like,
05:30the Vipers can represent Midvale.
05:33And the Cobras can wander into the desert for years.
05:38Right!
05:39Cunning.
05:40So, we'll all have jobs.
05:42Zara, you'll be on account.
05:44Nyla, security.
05:46And Sha, decorations.
05:48And I've given myself the most importantest job of all.
05:52I've seen normal.
05:54Creating a killer dance launch.
05:57I remember my first school dance.
06:01My amazing dress.
06:03Alan Costello in a talks.
06:06Good times.
06:08What's up with Jim?
06:12Existential crisis.
06:14Nothing a bit of Walesong won't sort.
06:17Oh, Mum's signature carrot cake.
06:20Especially for the tired dance helpers.
06:23Beavering away upstairs.
06:24Yeah, we're not going or helping.
06:27But I'll have two slices.
06:28Ah, hang on.
06:30You mean you're not going?
06:31Something to reveal after we've got the cake.
06:34I'm going.
06:35Not only should you be going,
06:37you should be helpful and do a job.
06:41She's got a point.
06:44If we were busy, they wouldn't expect us to dance.
06:47Yeah, but busy doing what?
06:50What's she got?
06:51Kill the music, DJ.
06:55That's it?
06:57We'll be DJs.
06:59Yes.
07:00That is an awesome idea.
07:02Oh.
07:03There's a lot more to it than cool threads
07:04and saying wicked, wicked a lot.
07:06You need an image.
07:07We'll put our own spin on it.
07:10Get it?
07:12Never mind.
07:13Come on.
07:21So much for a killer dance launch.
07:26And who's been Bill Dan?
07:28It's dance.
07:29We just couldn't afford to see Ari.
07:31How am I going to put this launch into my design portfolio?
07:35This could ruin my career.
07:38Well, look at the bright side.
07:39There were no security issues.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Because nobody's here.
07:44What's the point?
07:46Where is everyone?
07:50We plant this tree in memory of the school cat, Jasper.
07:55Jasper?
07:56He's dead.
07:57I only just petted him this morning.
08:00That's because he's alive.
08:01He got adopted by Miss Dobbins two roads over.
08:05Aoife, will you please show some respect?
08:07I'd like to thank the Cobras for giving back to the school.
08:11A lovely idea from a wonderful team.
08:13There's a full buffet inside.
08:15All welcome.
08:20I'd have thought you'd be too busy organising the dance to Gatecrash a memorial.
08:24What a good start.
08:27Thought you had nothing planned?
08:29Just a small gesture to remind Holt how selfless we are.
08:33How did the launch go?
08:35Oh dear.
08:36Never mind.
08:38If it's giving back Holt once, then we're going to give back even harder.
08:49What have you got on netball?
08:51I mean, three on three.
08:56Dum Dum's Guide to Three on Three.
08:59Dum Dum's Guide to Basketball.
09:03Doug Dum's Guide to Sports That Aren't Football.
09:07That's the one.
09:12OK, so we know Holt is literally impossible to please,
09:17but he still loves the world's most environmentally conscious boy band,
09:21boyosphere,
09:22so I'll book a tribute act.
09:26But we still don't have a theme.
09:28I need inspo staffed.
09:30You know, I still have the dress I wore for my first dance.
09:33You could wear it if you want.
09:36No, thanks.
09:37We're just going to keep it more casual.
09:40It's not casual.
09:42It's a memory I'll treasure as your mum,
09:45seeing you becoming a beautiful young lady.
09:48Oh.
09:51Please, not the blubbing.
09:56Mum, but I get it.
09:58It's OK.
09:59Yeah, it's fine.
10:00It's fine.
10:01You don't have to wear my special dress.
10:03It doesn't matter.
10:08Mum, of course.
10:09I'd love to wear your...
10:14special dress.
10:18Oh, my eyes!
10:20Yes!
10:20I'll get my make-up case.
10:22A vintage prom theme.
10:24Girls in sophisticated dresses and boys in tuxes.
10:28Sophisticated.
10:29Looks like a birthday cake.
10:30I vote vintage prom theme.
10:32I just want to see you for in that dress.
10:33Second.
10:33Third.
10:34Fine.
10:34But I'm changing right before I go in.
10:37She'll never know.
10:38Best idea.
10:39I'm going to volunteer to chaperone at the dance.
10:42And I can see you in it all night.
10:51I apologise for what's about to happen.
10:55Yo, it's the Renegade Clankster.
10:58And the Connoisseur.
11:01Super cool DJs here to save the dance and wicka-wicka-wow mix it up.
11:07Band in.
11:09DJs.
11:09Out.
11:14If we're not DJs, then we're not going.
11:16Are you going to tell my mum that?
11:18Does it look like I have a death wish?
11:20Exactly.
11:20So we have to go.
11:22But everyone be watching us.
11:24Nah.
11:25They'll be focusing on my mood.
11:29Yawn.
11:29Could you give us some lessons?
11:33Well, I've got Ashley Banjo later, but I think I should be able to squeeze you in.
11:44Do we actually think he can dance?
12:04Any questions?
12:05Er, yes.
12:07Have you ever actually seen yourself dancing?
12:11Yeah.
12:12That's how a bus moves.
12:13Don't say bus moves, bro.
12:15Listen, you want to bust the dance?
12:17I just gave you the how-to.
12:23Ashley, gotta bounce.
12:27This is not good.
12:29I know.
12:30He is genuinely deluded.
12:32No, I mean...
12:34Who's going to teach us to dance now?
12:37We're doomed.
12:40I'm about to seal the deal for the Vipers to represent Midvale.
12:46I'll see you later.
12:53Hello.
12:54Yes, I'd like to book one of your big tribute acts for our excellent school dance.
13:03Yes, I'll hold.
13:06The dance will suck.
13:08Holt will pick the Cobras and it's bye-bye Vipers.
13:11Yeah, I'd like to book Boyer's...
13:16What, the actual...?
13:20No basket.
13:22What?
13:22Time was up.
13:23Basket doesn't count.
13:27The ref?
13:29It's with Jessica!
13:36I'm nearly sure it was him.
13:37The ref dropped Jessica off at school.
13:39Well, this again.
13:40How would they even know each other?
13:42You could be hallucinating.
13:43I mean, some point today you thought those ribbons were a good look.
13:48Yikes!
13:50Being nearly sure about the ref is not enough,
13:52so we need to focus on the dance.
13:54Yeah.
13:55Let's crush her with dance.
13:57Activate speech mode.
13:59Print more posters.
14:00Order more sausage rolls.
14:02And environmentally friendly paper streamers.
14:04We are going to be the team that wrecks Midvale.
14:07Woo!
14:14Tickets for the dance!
14:20Why can't everybody just dance as bad as us?
14:23Or as good as me.
14:24Bro, nobody dances like you.
14:27I know.
14:30If everyone danced like him,
14:31then we wouldn't have to worry.
14:34What if we make them dance like that?
14:39I inputted your excellent moves,
14:42and I'll add a few details to keep you anonymous.
14:47Immortalised in a meep?
14:48About time.
14:50How do we make that cool?
14:51By doing nothing.
14:53Kids these days don't know what's cool until it goes viral.
14:56Now we just create mystique with a cool name.
14:59So did anyone find out who he is?
15:02Who?
15:04Midvale Dan?
15:07Midvale Dan.
15:08Perfect.
15:09Now we just post it
15:11and let social media hysteria do the rest.
15:15Oh, you just stepped in the danger zone.
15:18Man, you should have slept.
15:19Should have stayed at home.
15:21What are we going to do?
15:22We're going to break that.
15:23You better tell the competition
15:24they better not sleep.
15:26What are we going to do?
15:27We're going to break that.
15:45I know.
15:47Three on three.
15:50Show me.
15:58Well, you lost marks
16:01for saying that the three-second room
16:02was when you dropped food on the kitchen floor.
16:06But...
16:08Yes!
16:09That's a slam duke!
16:10God, God, God!
16:16Fire!
16:17Killer!
16:18Slay!
16:23Not a word.
16:27Girl of the bull.
16:30If Holt picks us,
16:32then looking like a birthday cake
16:33will totally be worth it.
16:35OK, so let's get this party started.
16:38In three,
16:40two,
16:41one.
16:42CHEERING
16:44You look great.
16:50What are they wearing?
16:52That's not the theme.
16:53It's that stupid dance meme.
16:56Ugh!
16:57Connor!
17:05Mission success.
17:06Mid-Bail Down has penetrated
17:08the school psyche.
17:09We are legit influencers now.
17:12Awesome!
17:12When are we going to tell everyone
17:14that they're my moves?
17:16The right moment
17:17will present itself.
17:19And then
17:19we soak up
17:20all the fame.
17:25There she is.
17:27Barely keeping it together.
17:31Half the school
17:32is dressed like
17:32some lame meme.
17:34Actually,
17:35I have everything
17:36under control.
17:38The cute animal society
17:39brought a donkey.
17:40Now they want carrots.
17:43I came from bed.
17:46The sausage rolls.
17:48An accidentally ordered.
17:50Vegan.
17:51Supply extra condiments.
17:53No one will notice.
17:54Roger.
17:56Copy that.
17:58There's a security breach
18:00on the west side.
18:01Kids trying to get in for free.
18:04Lock and load.
18:07Well, this is all surprisingly
18:09not terrible.
18:10Sausage rolls are good.
18:12I think you'll like
18:13this next surprise, sir.
18:14Just for you.
18:16Boyosphere,
18:17head into the stage.
18:19Wait, really?
18:20An evening with Boyosphere?
18:22Actual OMG?
18:23Allow me fail!
18:28What the?
18:31Strange.
18:32When did Boyosphere
18:33go all death metal?
18:35They didn't.
18:36Welcome
18:36to hell.
18:38Yeah!
18:46So it turns out,
18:47whilst I was being
18:48distracted by Jessica,
18:51I'd like to book
18:52Boyosphere.
18:54What the actual?
18:55Instead of booking
18:56Boyosphere,
18:58I actually booked
18:59Boyosphere.
19:01but I've had a mature chat
19:03with the band.
19:05Please!
19:06Just play some
19:07Boyosphere.
19:09Please?
19:12Please?
19:13I've been hiding here
19:14ever since.
19:15I'm too afraid to look.
19:18We've been looking for you.
19:19Yeah.
19:20What's up?
19:21Isn't it obvious?
19:22No way he'll choose us now.
19:24It's a mess.
19:26No.
19:27It's going good.
19:28Come and see.
19:31Paul totally
19:32adored the band.
19:33They're best buddies now.
19:36Turns out
19:36they're actually
19:37pretty good at playing
19:38Boyosphere.
19:39I absolutely loved
19:40your version
19:41of solar-paneled heart.
19:43Aw.
19:44It's a total success.
19:46Go Vipers!
19:47This goes well
19:49for the Vipers
19:49rep in Midvale.
19:51Woo!
19:51Woo!
19:51Woo!
19:56This is amazing!
19:57The Vipers
19:58are about to finish
19:59another school year
19:59on a total high!
20:01And...
20:02Wait a minute.
20:03That's him!
20:05That's that ref!
20:08We're never gonna stop
20:09cause we never get enough
20:11to burn till we're out of time
20:13And when we get to the end
20:15we're gonna do it again
20:17Tonight is when we get to the end
20:21Card one security breach!
20:23Cooper!
20:24What are you doing?
20:27And that's where we came in.
20:30Tell me you saw that guy
20:31just there.
20:32No.
20:33Oh, unless you mean
20:35Jessica's uncle.
20:36Yeah.
20:37He just dropped off her phone.
20:38She forgot it.
20:39Wait, that's Jessica's uncle?
20:40Yeah.
20:41Well, you've probably
20:42seen him before.
20:43You rest basketball too?
20:44What?
20:46So I was right.
20:47The ref is Jessica's uncle.
20:50That's why we lost
20:51our last game.
20:51The Cobra's cheated!
20:53And I want everyone to know.
20:57Good evening, students.
20:59First, I'd like to thank you
21:00all for coming.
21:01After a lot of effort
21:03from the Vipers
21:03and a very pleasant evening.
21:06Big shout out
21:07to boys of fear.
21:13Vipers!
21:14Shh!
21:15He's about to announce
21:16who reps mid-bill
21:17and who ceases to exist.
21:19I literally can't
21:20handle the tension.
21:21Please be us.
21:22I've just discovered
21:23Jessica's uncle
21:24is the ref.
21:25She cheated.
21:26What?
21:27Seriously?
21:28Ah!
21:29I'm telling Holt.
21:31Now.
21:31What?
21:32No, no.
21:33Holt hates when you
21:34do things like this.
21:35Don't rock the bones.
21:37Hold it!
21:39Okay, so time for
21:40a big recap.
21:41It all started
21:42when the Cobras were like,
21:43mid-bill Cobras
21:44will easily get promoted
21:45to League 2.
21:46Then, we're coming
21:47for you Vipers.
21:48They played really well
21:50all season.
21:51We won our league yesterday.
21:52So?
21:52We're going to announce
21:53two.
21:53But we didn't.
21:55Time was up.
21:56Basket doesn't count.
21:57We were robbed
21:58by a dodgy ref.
21:59But it was just
22:00before the buzzer.
22:02Final decision.
22:03Now we're both
22:03in the same league.
22:05Holt has a big
22:06decision to make.
22:07A school can only
22:08have one team
22:09per league.
22:10And it's not looking
22:11good for the Vipers.
22:12The end of the Vipers.
22:13It's all Jessica's
22:15fault.
22:15Can't wait.
22:17The Vipers could
22:17cease to exist.
22:19It's just not right.
22:20Justice must be done.
22:21That's why I'm
22:22going to do this.
22:23I have decided
22:24that the team
22:25to represent Midvale
22:27is...
22:28Wait!
22:30Oh, what now?
22:31Jessica got the
22:32ref to cheat.
22:33Oh, for the love of...
22:34Why on earth
22:35would he agree to that?
22:38Because he's her
22:39uncle.
22:41Is this true?
22:43Is Aoife
22:45right about something?
22:46So what if she is?
22:47You know how annoying
22:48the Vipers are?
22:49I mean, that is true.
22:53We're the better team
22:54anyway.
22:56The Vipers
22:57are done.
22:59We're besties.
23:00We're never done.
23:02It's not all about
23:03being besties.
23:04Just because
23:05all you have is
23:06clones.
23:07It's about winning.
23:09And we did.
23:10True, Cobras are better
23:11but you also cheated.
23:12So, I'm picking...
23:13You think they're better
23:14than us?
23:15Does it matter?
23:16Of course it matters.
23:17Right.
23:17We'll prove that
23:18unlike Cobras
23:19we're besties.
23:20And we're the best.
23:22Match.
23:23Winner represents
23:24Midvale.
23:24Right here.
23:26Right now.
23:28It's a dance.
23:29It's a court.
23:31Are you actually
23:32that stupid, Mipha?
23:33We'll win.
23:34Let's see then.
23:36Winner represents
23:37Midvale.
23:37Agreed.
23:38But you have to wait
23:38until I finish my speech.
23:42And that is the end
23:43of my speech.
23:45Game on.
24:01Wait, who's going to rest?
24:03We need someone who's fair.
24:04Me!
24:05I'll do it.
24:07Hand me that whistle.
24:09You know three by three.
24:14That's one minute.
24:21Let's get some
24:22pass and move going.
24:23Nyla, set a ball screen
24:24for Aoife
24:25for an easy first bucket.
24:27And watch
24:28clone three.
24:30She's a lefty.
24:32Right.
24:32Time to serve justice
24:33with a side help
24:34and a viper venom.
24:36I had that line prepared.
24:39Hands in
24:39for the last time
24:41this season.
24:41Maybe
24:42last time
24:43for a stop.
24:45No,
24:46viper's forever.
24:47We got this.
24:48One, two, three,
24:51viper's!
25:11I'm going to enjoy
25:12ending you vipers
25:13and I'm going to enjoy
25:14ending that smug look
25:15on your face.
25:16Balls line!
25:19Balls line!
25:44Balls line!
25:54We need this! The next point wins!
25:59Try the hook shot!
26:21Let justice be served! Have that line prepared too?
26:25I said! I said! I said! I said! I said! I said!
26:42Come on!
26:44Welcome to the stage, Mid-Mail Dance, a.k.a. Ben!
26:55Come on, Jess, join in!
27:11The Vibers have won, and the dancers are hit, and I'm on top of the world!
27:34Don't forget to subscribe, to watch could be from the end.
27:36If you'd like to subscribe to the channel, please post it to the channel.
27:40The Vibers have won.
27:40This is L swapped out, and the Vibers have won.
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