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The Curse of Inferno 1997 ‧ Comedy⧸Drama [Full Movie] [Ranked]Full EP - Full
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00:00:00I didn't feel good or proud of the journey that Harold and I were starting on, but I saw no
00:00:05alternative.
00:00:06This was our way out, and as best as I could figure, it was our only way out.
00:00:11Granted, it was a drastic step, but sometimes drastic circumstances call for drastic measures.
00:00:17In other words, sometimes you gotta stick your neck out.
00:00:20Of course, if things didn't work out, if the shit hit the fan, well, I was willing to suffer the
00:00:24consequences.
00:00:26I mean, I prefer not to, but I figure that's just part of the game.
00:00:28If you're gonna put your butt out on the line, chances are your butt's gonna get bit off.
00:00:37How you feeling?
00:00:43I'm feeling pretty good.
00:00:45No, I mean, how you feeling?
00:00:49Uh, I'm trying not to think about it.
00:00:53Sounds like you're doing a pretty good job.
00:01:05Would you give me those before you get them all messed up?
00:01:08Look.
00:01:09Give me them.
00:01:09Come on.
00:01:10I'm just a little nervous, okay?
00:01:14Well, then you got the right feeling.
00:01:25That sign ought to say in the middle of fucking nowhere.
00:01:29Middle of fucking nowhere.
00:01:31Looking pretty funny.
00:01:33Yeah.
00:01:34Listen, something goes wrong.
00:01:36You're gonna take care of your own ass.
00:01:38What's up?
00:01:39Okay, man.
00:01:39You're gonna cover yourself.
00:01:40Chuck, you said nothing could go wrong.
00:01:44I said chances are nothing will go wrong, Harold.
00:01:48But you never know.
00:01:50You're gonna have to expect the unexpected.
00:01:53That right there will be our phrase for today.
00:01:58Chuck, remember when we were a little kid on the radio, guy on the radio, say, like, today's
00:02:04color is, like, purple or something like that, trying to get ready to go to school and you
00:02:08didn't have nothing purple to wear, so you'd have to go, like, tearing through the house
00:02:12looking for something purple, like a purple shirt or something.
00:02:14Harold, let's not worry about that right now.
00:02:20Sorry.
00:02:20The cards are all messed up.
00:03:00All right.
00:03:01So far, so good.
00:03:03Now, remember, something goes wrong, get the car back to the hangar and strip it down,
00:03:07all right?
00:03:08You know the drill.
00:03:08Yeah, we've only gone over about a thousand times.
00:03:10Yeah.
00:03:11I wonder why I'm still worried that one of us might forget something.
00:03:14Harold, don't be playing with that, all right?
00:03:16Put it in your pocket.
00:03:18That thing only comes out if absolutely necessary, all right?
00:03:22I'd still feel a little better if maybe I had some bullets.
00:03:26Harold, bullets and a gun are potentially a dangerous combination.
00:03:30That's how people get killed, all right?
00:03:33Now, Harold, we don't want no killing, do we?
00:03:38No.
00:03:39It's a negatory on the bullets.
00:03:41Yes.
00:03:47We'll do it.
00:04:56Give me all of your money.
00:05:07Hurry up.
00:05:10Do you want me to take you to the vault?
00:05:39Do you want me to take you to the vault?
00:05:42Oh, my God.
00:05:46Look at all this money.
00:05:50Okay.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:53All right.
00:05:54All right.
00:05:55All right.
00:06:28They're on the floor.
00:06:30What's everybody doing on the floor?
00:06:32The bank's being robbed.
00:06:36The bank's being robbed?
00:06:37Yeah.
00:06:39By who?
00:06:40Him and his partner.
00:06:44Are you robbing the bank?
00:06:49Uh, yeah.
00:06:51Well, guess what?
00:06:53So am I.
00:06:54Well, we were here first.
00:06:57I don't believe this shit.
00:07:02Oh, Christ.
00:07:04They want to rob the bank, too.
00:07:07Yeah.
00:07:07The stockings are at their giveaway.
00:07:10Tell you what.
00:07:11I'll make this real simple.
00:07:13You hand over the money, and I'll forget I ever seen you.
00:07:18I ain't handing over no money.
00:07:22You ain't handing over the money.
00:07:25I want the money!
00:07:28Freeze!
00:07:29No!
00:08:07Ah!
00:08:10Ah!
00:08:10Ah!
00:08:11Ah!
00:08:11Let's get out of here.
00:08:43Thank you for listening!
00:09:19Damn it!
00:09:27That's the place up pretty good, didn't you, Tammy Kay?
00:09:29Yes, sir.
00:09:32What's that?
00:09:33Sounds like somebody knocking at the door.
00:09:36Which door?
00:09:39I think it's the bathroom.
00:09:41Mm-hmm.
00:09:49Anybody in there?
00:09:51Yeah.
00:09:53Who are you?
00:09:55Chuck Betts.
00:09:57I was going to the bathroom, and then I heard all this commotion outside.
00:10:02And then, well, when I tried to get out the door, it jammed up on me.
00:10:09You all right in there?
00:10:11No, I've been wounded.
00:10:19It won't open.
00:10:21I already tried.
00:10:23It's jammed.
00:10:26All right, you just hang on.
00:10:27I'll get somebody to help you.
00:10:39You better come on out of there, son.
00:10:41You're looking wide as a sheet.
00:10:45I peeked out the window back there.
00:10:46I saw them jump into an old Chevy.
00:10:48I believe it was a Camaro.
00:10:50Well, they're still wearing their masks.
00:10:52No, sir.
00:10:53They took them off.
00:10:55You get a good look?
00:10:56Well, yes, sir, I did.
00:10:58They were, uh, two bald guys.
00:11:03Approximately 50 years of age, and one of them even had a handlebar mustache, the kind
00:11:08that whips and curls around.
00:11:10Ambulance is here.
00:11:11All right.
00:11:13I'm going to need to talk to you some more later, son.
00:11:16Why don't you go get patched up?
00:11:18All right.
00:11:19Thanks.
00:11:21Ouch.
00:11:27When you go to rob a bank, you think things might get out of hand, might get a little crazy.
00:11:32But two guys come in robbing the same bank at the same time that you are, and then getting
00:11:36stuck in the toilet, now that's one situation I've never even dreamed of.
00:11:43And then when it seemed like all the weird shit that could happen had happened, something
00:11:48even weirder happened.
00:11:49Except this was a good weird.
00:12:01Yes.
00:12:01Hi.
00:12:04Hey.
00:12:05You know, I think you've got a little fever.
00:12:07I believe I do.
00:12:09Your body's probably just going through a little shock.
00:12:12Yeah, I guess.
00:12:14If that's normal, there's nothing to worry about.
00:12:17We're ready for this one?
00:12:20There's good looking, and there's good looking.
00:12:22But this girl drifted off in a whole different category.
00:12:26She was the kind of gorgeous that make you half hope she'd ignore you.
00:12:29That way you could save yourself the terrible trouble of falling desperately in love.
00:12:33Because let's just face it, with a girl like that, you don't believe she'd love you as much as you
00:12:38love her.
00:12:39I mean, what are the chances of that happening?
00:12:43I find out later that her name was Layla, and there wasn't much doubt that she could make me beg
00:12:49Darnum, please.
00:12:57Well, yeah, I can verify the Capri.
00:13:00Well, no, I didn't see his face.
00:13:02Well, I don't know.
00:13:03Maybe the other guy ducked down the back seat or took off on foot in another vehicle.
00:13:07Oh, listen, I've got to go.
00:13:09I'll talk to you later, okay?
00:13:10All right, bye.
00:13:12How are we feeling?
00:13:14I'm doing better, thanks.
00:13:15Yeah?
00:13:15Yeah.
00:13:16I got to.
00:13:17Well, I'm glad.
00:13:20Listen, do you want me to take you back to town so you can get your car?
00:13:23I'm not sure I can drive in this condition.
00:13:24I've got a buddy who'll be glad to go in town and pick up my car.
00:13:27Oh.
00:13:28Well, I guess you'd just as soon go home, huh?
00:13:30Yeah, I would.
00:13:31Okay.
00:13:32You need a lift?
00:13:33Yeah.
00:13:36So I got assigned to Inferno right out of the police academy.
00:13:39I've been here about three months.
00:13:40Got assigned to Inferno.
00:13:42Yeah.
00:13:43Believe me, there weren't a lot of hands in the air when they were asking for volunteers.
00:13:46Yeah, I'll bet.
00:13:48But being out from El Paso, they decided to send me one.
00:13:51But I think it had more to do with being a woman than a room full of men who didn't
00:13:54want to go.
00:13:55That's a pretty shitty deal.
00:13:57Yeah.
00:13:58I'll tell you one thing.
00:13:59I've watched more Wheel of Fortune than I ever thought was possible.
00:14:02Did you ever notice how skinny Vanna White's legs are?
00:14:05Yes.
00:14:06Yeah, I was just getting ready to say that.
00:14:07No.
00:14:08Yes, I was.
00:14:09It was on the tip of my tongue.
00:14:10Top half, big and full.
00:14:12And then she's got these skinny little legs.
00:14:15That's right.
00:14:17And does Pat Sajak remind you of a kid you would have given a lot of shit to in gym
00:14:21class?
00:14:22Well, yeah.
00:14:23I mean, he's kind of cute.
00:14:24He's kind of a nerd at the same time.
00:14:25Like, if he asked you out, you'd think about it for a few seconds, but then you'd say,
00:14:28no, you had some other plans or something.
00:14:30Right.
00:14:31Oh, uh, take a left up there.
00:14:33Uh-huh.
00:14:44Uh-huh.
00:14:48Well...
00:14:48They told you I'd change that dressing and all?
00:14:51Yeah.
00:14:52Okay.
00:14:52Because, you know, it's important to keep it clean.
00:14:54This way, it's just a breeding ground for bacteria.
00:14:56Yeah, they gave me a lot of ointment and stuff.
00:14:58Mm-hmm.
00:15:00Be sure to eat right.
00:15:01You know, you lost a little blood.
00:15:02You need to eat and build everything back up.
00:15:04Yeah, I got plenty of food.
00:15:09Well, thanks again.
00:15:12Sure.
00:15:25You want to hear something funny?
00:15:27Kind of goofy?
00:15:29Sure.
00:15:32Well, I was in that hospital, right?
00:15:36This is strange for me to be saying.
00:15:38Oh, no, go ahead.
00:15:39I probably won't think it's strange.
00:15:41You sure?
00:15:42I'm sure.
00:15:44Okay.
00:15:46Well, I was on that stretcher, and I had my eyes closed.
00:15:52And then when I opened up my eyes, I swear to God, I looked up at you,
00:15:57and I thought I was looking at some kind of an angel.
00:16:04I know it's silly for me to say, but hey, that's just what I thought.
00:16:08I thought I was looking at an angel face.
00:16:11Well, thank you.
00:16:14See you.
00:16:16Bye.
00:16:23I'm not some Romeo guy with a whole bunch of smooth lines,
00:16:27and I'd never say anything like angel face to anyone my whole life,
00:16:30but I meant it.
00:16:32Even if it did sound dumb as hell,
00:16:34I meant what I said about Leila's angel face.
00:16:37And I was just praying that she didn't think I was a goon for saying so.
00:16:43What a day.
00:17:04You scared me to death.
00:17:06I'm sorry.
00:17:06What are you doing sneaking around like that?
00:17:09I saw you pull up in the police car.
00:17:11I thought the jig was up.
00:17:12Yeah, well...
00:17:12I had to go hide.
00:17:13Well, the jig ain't up.
00:17:14It was damn near up.
00:17:16Could be up again.
00:17:17But it ain't up now.
00:17:18No.
00:17:18It ain't up now.
00:17:19Not for the moment, anyways.
00:17:23Where's the car?
00:17:25I stripped it.
00:17:26It's at the hangar.
00:17:27Damn, Harold.
00:17:28That's fast work.
00:17:29Well, my power wrench is real quick.
00:17:30I got new batteries.
00:17:31So you drove the pickup over here?
00:17:33Yeah.
00:17:34Chuck, what happened to the alarm?
00:17:35I got shot.
00:17:37Bullet came through the bathroom door,
00:17:39which is where I was...
00:17:41I...
00:17:42Now you can tell people
00:17:44that you've been shot during a holdup.
00:17:47Yeah.
00:17:47I don't think I'll be bragging about that anytime soon.
00:17:51Okay.
00:17:53Why didn't they arrest you?
00:17:55I told them I was a customer.
00:17:58In there, taking a crap.
00:18:02It's a good thing you weren't
00:18:03in the broom closet.
00:18:06Yeah.
00:18:07Now, that's a good thing.
00:18:10Oh, no question about it.
00:18:12No question at all.
00:18:13All four men were working together on this one.
00:18:15You're absolutely certain of that?
00:18:17Well, that's taking my reputation on it.
00:18:19I mean, the odds of two sets of bank robbers
00:18:21hitting First Inferno on the same day
00:18:23at exactly the same time
00:18:25have to be about a zillion to one.
00:18:27Well, yes, but the teller said that...
00:18:28Now, they came in two different automobiles.
00:18:34Thus doubling their chances of getting away
00:18:36and simultaneously creating
00:18:38a great deal of chaos and confusion.
00:18:41Well, that seems to have worked.
00:18:43Well, don't you worry about that.
00:18:46We'll be catching these boys in short order.
00:18:50All right.
00:18:50Well, thank you, Sheriff.
00:18:54Four men working in two pairs
00:18:56are responsible for the robbery.
00:18:58It is reported that they have gotten away
00:19:00with over $100,000.
00:19:02Now, we understand that witnesses
00:19:04have gotten the detailed description
00:19:06of both getaway cars
00:19:07and their license plate numbers.
00:19:08That is correct.
00:19:10We have detailed descriptions
00:19:12of both cars and license plate numbers,
00:19:14and I can assure you
00:19:15that it won't be long
00:19:16until these men are brought to justice.
00:19:18Now, are there any...
00:19:19$100,000.
00:19:21Shit, my ass.
00:19:23I'm telling you, Harold,
00:19:24there was some major cash
00:19:26just sitting there.
00:19:28Well, I thought you said
00:19:29it would only take about $80,000
00:19:31to get our plane up and running.
00:19:33Yeah, well, uh,
00:19:35in my limited bank robbing experience,
00:19:37I found that you don't ask
00:19:39for what you need.
00:19:40You take whatever they got.
00:19:42And there was like a million,
00:19:44maybe $2 million.
00:19:46It was just sitting there.
00:19:48Well, the more the merrier,
00:19:50as far as I'm concerned.
00:19:51If you think about it,
00:19:53you realize it ain't so great.
00:19:55It ain't.
00:19:56A couple million dollars
00:19:58in First Inferno?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01That don't add up.
00:20:02There ain't that much money
00:20:04in this part of the state.
00:20:06Let alone what?
00:20:07First Inferno?
00:20:09So what does that tell you?
00:20:11Tells me, hey,
00:20:13we hit the mother load.
00:20:15No, we didn't hit the mother load.
00:20:18We hit a pile of dirty money.
00:20:21Dirty money.
00:20:23Do you know what kind of guys
00:20:25look for dirty money?
00:20:28Dirty people?
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:32Dirty guys.
00:20:34Now, here's the irony
00:20:36of it all, though, Harold.
00:20:39See, my bad luck
00:20:40being stuck in that toilet?
00:20:41Well, that actually turned out
00:20:43to be my good luck.
00:20:44Because the money may be dirty,
00:20:46but it's safe.
00:20:48How's that?
00:20:50Who would think
00:20:50someone will rob a bank,
00:20:52turn around,
00:20:53hide the money
00:20:53in the same bank?
00:20:54That's the last place
00:20:55they'd look.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:59Now, that's
00:21:00what I call ironic.
00:21:02Uh-huh.
00:21:04There is some bad news,
00:21:06however.
00:21:07There is?
00:21:09Shit, the money's
00:21:10so damn safe,
00:21:10I'm not sure how
00:21:11we're gonna get it.
00:21:13Hey, we could
00:21:15re-rob the bank.
00:21:18Now, once it's enough
00:21:21for me,
00:21:22my bank robbing days
00:21:23are behind.
00:21:24Oh, good.
00:21:26Well,
00:21:29you'll think of something
00:21:33you always do.
00:21:36Son of a bitch.
00:21:39They got it all?
00:21:40Afraid so.
00:21:41Clean sweep.
00:21:44Bastards are somewhere
00:21:45counting their money
00:21:46and having a good giggle.
00:21:48They probably figured
00:21:48a clearer.
00:21:49100,000, maybe.
00:21:51Well,
00:21:52get home with their
00:21:53goodie bag,
00:21:54and what do you know?
00:21:55Trick or treat
00:21:56to the tune
00:21:57of $3 million,
00:21:58damn it!
00:21:59Sheriff Gibson said
00:22:00he would find the money.
00:22:02It would take Gibson
00:22:03two hands
00:22:04to find his butt.
00:22:06And if you think
00:22:07about it, dickwad,
00:22:08let's say he does
00:22:09find it.
00:22:09What does he find?
00:22:10He finds
00:22:11$3 million.
00:22:14Then,
00:22:15whose tit
00:22:16is in the ringer?
00:22:17Huh?
00:22:18Whose ass
00:22:20is hanging
00:22:20out there
00:22:21in the breeze?
00:22:23I don't know.
00:22:24You're stupid!
00:22:26The feds will be
00:22:27down here
00:22:27and have a heartbeat,
00:22:29and they'll start
00:22:29asking you
00:22:30a few questions,
00:22:31and you'll just
00:22:32have to explain
00:22:33to them
00:22:33that you've been
00:22:34laundering a little cash.
00:22:35Yes, sir!
00:22:36And don't bother
00:22:37to mention my name,
00:22:38because I am
00:22:39clean as a whistle.
00:22:40I didn't touch
00:22:40no money!
00:22:41You think the feds
00:22:42will be down here?
00:22:44No.
00:22:46No.
00:22:47If there is a
00:22:49good and loving God,
00:22:50I will find
00:22:51the money
00:22:52before Gibson
00:22:52gets his finger
00:22:53out of his nose,
00:22:54and when I do find it,
00:22:56I'm going to take
00:22:57the sumbitches
00:22:57who did this to me,
00:22:58put their heads
00:22:59on the chopping block,
00:23:00and then,
00:23:01just like a freaking chicken,
00:23:04something just
00:23:05dawned on me.
00:23:06What's that?
00:23:07Who knew
00:23:08I was running
00:23:09money through here?
00:23:11Me
00:23:12and you!
00:23:18No.
00:23:19You're not smart enough
00:23:21to rob your own bank
00:23:22and put in
00:23:23$100,000
00:23:24in insurance claims
00:23:25and keep
00:23:27my three mil
00:23:28for your own.
00:23:30No.
00:23:32No?
00:23:34No.
00:23:37You're not.
00:23:41Because if you did
00:23:42and I found out
00:23:42about it,
00:23:44I'd gut you
00:23:44like a jackrabbit
00:23:45from your nuts
00:23:46to your nostrils.
00:23:51No.
00:23:53You do not have
00:23:54the cojones for that.
00:23:57I'll find out
00:23:58who did it,
00:23:59and when I do,
00:24:00there's going
00:24:01to be hell to pay.
00:24:06Oh.
00:24:15I don't believe this.
00:24:17I'm going to end up
00:24:17eating a pickle
00:24:18and a mayo sandwich.
00:24:24Oh, man.
00:24:29Yes.
00:24:31Yes.
00:24:32Yes.
00:24:37One second, please.
00:24:42Come in.
00:24:49Hi.
00:24:50Hi.
00:24:52How you doing?
00:24:53We're good.
00:24:54Come on in.
00:24:57I just got to thinking
00:24:58with your arm being hurt
00:24:59and all you might not
00:24:59be able to fix your own dinner,
00:25:00so I may do a little something.
00:25:04I hope you like lasagna.
00:25:06I love lasagna.
00:25:09Lasagna's like
00:25:09my favorite dish
00:25:10of all time.
00:25:11I brought some beer.
00:25:13Oh, I like beers, too.
00:25:15Good.
00:25:18Have you got company?
00:25:20Oh, no.
00:25:20The damn hose falls off.
00:25:23The thing keeps flushing.
00:25:25I got to take the lid off,
00:25:26and I got to fix the hose
00:25:29just about every damn time.
00:25:38She looks so beautiful,
00:25:40and I was just standing there
00:25:41talking about my broken toilet.
00:25:44Man, I just wanted to kill myself.
00:25:46Anyways.
00:25:49You hungry?
00:25:52You bet.
00:25:54I'm starved.
00:25:55Good.
00:25:55We can sit up right here.
00:25:56Yeah, perfect.
00:25:57Here.
00:25:58Oh, here.
00:25:59Oh, wow.
00:26:00You're the curse.
00:26:00You can't even get dressed, can you?
00:26:02No.
00:26:03The curse of inferno.
00:26:04That's what they call it.
00:26:06What's that mean,
00:26:07the curse of inferno?
00:26:08Well, pretty much everybody
00:26:10who lives here
00:26:11would prefer to be living
00:26:12somewhere else.
00:26:13But the curse is
00:26:14you can't leave inferno.
00:26:16You can't leave?
00:26:17Well, you can.
00:26:18I mean, you're free to go.
00:26:19But something always happens
00:26:20to keep you here.
00:26:21That right there's the curse.
00:26:23That's just so weird.
00:26:25Most people work for Moe's huddle.
00:26:27The rich guy?
00:26:29Richest man in this part of Texas.
00:26:32And Moe's pays folks
00:26:33just enough to keep them hanging on,
00:26:35but not enough
00:26:36so they can get ahead
00:26:37or get out.
00:26:39That go for you, too?
00:26:40You want to leave inferno?
00:26:42Yeah.
00:26:42And the worst way,
00:26:44sometimes I wake up in the morning
00:26:45and got my eyes shut.
00:26:47And I think,
00:26:48let me just open up my eyes
00:26:49and find myself
00:26:50anywhere else but here.
00:26:51And then you open your eyes.
00:26:54And I ain't moved.
00:26:57I'm in the same place,
00:26:58singing the same song,
00:27:00going nowhere fast.
00:27:03Well, it seems to me
00:27:04you need to do a little more
00:27:04and just close your eyes
00:27:05and hope.
00:27:07Well, I got a whole plan.
00:27:08I bought myself
00:27:09a sweet little Beach 18.
00:27:12A Beach 18?
00:27:14It's an airplane.
00:27:20It's a beauty, isn't she?
00:27:21Oh, yeah.
00:27:22So you look at this plane
00:27:23and you are looking
00:27:24at a real piece
00:27:25of aviation history.
00:27:27It's not some fancy
00:27:28streamlined number
00:27:29with all flash and gadgets.
00:27:31No.
00:27:32This right here
00:27:33is a workhorse.
00:27:34This is built
00:27:34to get the job done.
00:27:36Well, I'll take solid
00:27:38and reliable
00:27:38over fancy any day.
00:27:40Me too, absolutely.
00:27:43So can we go for a ride?
00:27:46A ride?
00:27:48Yeah, could we?
00:27:49You mean like
00:27:50up in the air?
00:27:51Yeah, like flying.
00:27:53No.
00:27:54She can't fly.
00:27:55She can't fly?
00:27:58Radial engines.
00:27:58They're a real pain.
00:27:59The right one's
00:28:00got no compression.
00:28:02I also got a little
00:28:03throttle linkage problem.
00:28:04The throttle won't advance.
00:28:06Of course,
00:28:07if the throttle did advance,
00:28:08it wouldn't matter much.
00:28:10Because you still
00:28:11have the ride engine problem?
00:28:12Exactly.
00:28:13But Harold,
00:28:13he's got it under control.
00:28:14Just needs a little work.
00:28:16Get some money
00:28:17for some parts.
00:28:17We'll be up in business.
00:28:26We could taxi if you'd like.
00:28:29Well, I'd love to taxi.
00:28:34Working for Moles
00:28:35has saved enough money
00:28:36to pay for my training.
00:28:37I got all my hours
00:28:38so I could fly left seat.
00:28:40And on days
00:28:41I wasn't working for him,
00:28:42I was over at Shreveport
00:28:43flying for some other people,
00:28:44making a little extra cash.
00:28:47That's very ambitious.
00:28:48Maybe a little too ambitious
00:28:50for some people.
00:28:51What does that mean?
00:28:52Well,
00:28:52this used to be Moles' plane.
00:28:55He bought a new one
00:28:56so he didn't use this one anymore
00:28:57so he decided to sell it.
00:28:59Well,
00:29:00nobody needs two planes.
00:29:01That's right.
00:29:02So I saved enough money
00:29:03to make a down payment
00:29:05and get a loan.
00:29:06But then when he found out
00:29:07it was me buying the plane,
00:29:09he got all pissed off.
00:29:10You know,
00:29:11like I'd overstep my boundaries.
00:29:13Are you kidding me?
00:29:14No.
00:29:15So he let me buy the plane,
00:29:16then he turned around
00:29:17and he canned me.
00:29:18He fired you?
00:29:20So I got the plane.
00:29:22But after I make my monthly payment,
00:29:23I ain't got enough money
00:29:24to get her up and running.
00:29:26I hate that guy.
00:29:28You and me both.
00:29:32How much would it cost
00:29:33to get the plane to work in order?
00:29:35About 80 grand.
00:29:38You know,
00:29:38that kind of money
00:29:39is a little hard to come by.
00:29:41Yeah, well,
00:29:41if Moles would have kept me on slowly,
00:29:43but surely I had the money.
00:29:44Huh.
00:29:46Cheers.
00:29:47Well, let's say
00:29:48you did get the money, right?
00:29:51And you got the plane up and running.
00:29:53What would you do then?
00:29:55Me and Harold.
00:29:57We're going down
00:29:58to the Caribbean islands
00:29:59and we're going to start
00:30:00our own charter plane business.
00:30:02We're going to fly people
00:30:03from the mainland
00:30:04to the smaller islands
00:30:06back and forth.
00:30:08Well, that's a great idea.
00:30:11Yeah.
00:30:12I thought so.
00:30:14But I have to curse
00:30:15the inferno
00:30:16hanging over me.
00:30:21Well, you never know.
00:30:22Things could change.
00:30:25We could talk forever
00:30:27about something
00:30:28or about nothing at all.
00:30:30It didn't really matter much.
00:30:32Time just sort of evaporated
00:30:33and I wish that the whole world
00:30:35would just go away
00:30:36so we could be alone together
00:30:38forever.
00:30:39forever.
00:30:42Oh.
00:30:44I love this song.
00:30:47Do you like it?
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:53Are you interested in dancing?
00:30:57I'm not much of a dancer.
00:30:58I love the dancer.
00:31:03Okay.
00:31:04I'd love to dance.
00:31:08Our bodies were a perfect fit.
00:31:10They were like designed
00:31:11to be pressed together.
00:31:13I felt silly
00:31:14and I wasn't going to
00:31:15burn out anything stupid
00:31:16like I had earlier that day.
00:31:18But I knew Layla was the one
00:31:19that was clear and simple.
00:31:21Now I just had to figure a way
00:31:23to keep her in my life.
00:31:41Without the love of my own.
00:31:50Of course there still was
00:31:52one small problem.
00:31:53Start tomorrow morning
00:31:54Layla had to go back to work
00:31:56back looking for the guys
00:31:57who robbed First Inferno Bank
00:31:59and as luck would have it
00:32:01well I was one of those guys.
00:32:03But I decided to close my eyes
00:32:05and worry about that
00:32:06in the morning.
00:32:10We just hurry up.
00:32:13I told you.
00:32:20Remove the dirt particle
00:32:22from the fiber.
00:32:23That is the most important step
00:32:25in carpet cleaning.
00:32:27Lifting the dirt away
00:32:28without damaging.
00:32:31Now Harold
00:32:32do you feel the dirt
00:32:33becoming disengaged
00:32:34from the carpet fiber?
00:32:36I think so.
00:32:37Feel it.
00:32:38Massage the carpet.
00:32:41Feel the dirt separate.
00:32:42I think I do feel it now.
00:32:47Now
00:32:48let's see if your carpet
00:32:50is dry.
00:32:52Okay.
00:32:54You see
00:32:55it can feel dry on top
00:32:57but is it dry deep down?
00:32:59That is the question.
00:33:01Well
00:33:03yes
00:33:04I think it's dry.
00:33:07Now
00:33:08we are ready
00:33:09to lift and suck.
00:33:11Well then I guess
00:33:12one of us should have
00:33:12stayed on our knees.
00:33:15I do not appreciate
00:33:17that kind of vulgarity
00:33:18and there is no room
00:33:19for humor
00:33:20in the carpet cleaning
00:33:21and restoration business.
00:33:23Do I make myself clear?
00:33:24Yes sir.
00:33:27Vacuum please.
00:33:34Think about
00:33:35the nap.
00:33:37Always move
00:33:38with the nap.
00:33:39Never
00:33:40against the nap.
00:33:41You do not want
00:33:42to damage
00:33:43or abuse
00:33:44the fiber.
00:33:47Move gently
00:33:48with the nap.
00:33:50Not like this.
00:33:51No no
00:33:51that's right.
00:33:53But like
00:33:53with the nap.
00:33:55Come on Harold.
00:33:55With the nap.
00:33:58Good.
00:33:59With the nap.
00:34:02The mobile unit
00:34:03is a very valuable
00:34:05piece of equipment.
00:34:06Do not
00:34:07I repeat
00:34:08do not park it
00:34:09next to other vehicles.
00:34:11If you must park
00:34:12in a parking lot
00:34:13park it
00:34:13in a far corner
00:34:15away from
00:34:15the other vehicles.
00:34:17I do not want
00:34:18to see any dings.
00:34:19Any dings
00:34:21will be deducted
00:34:22from your paycheck.
00:34:23And dings
00:34:24ain't cheap
00:34:24understood?
00:34:24Understood.
00:34:27You have
00:34:27your calls?
00:34:29Yes we do.
00:34:30Remember
00:34:30be cheerful.
00:34:31Big smile.
00:34:32Big smile.
00:34:34Very good.
00:34:35Big smile.
00:34:36Good.
00:34:37Against the nap?
00:34:39With the nap.
00:34:41With the nap.
00:34:45Bye.
00:34:46Bye.
00:34:49Bye.
00:34:50Bye.
00:34:51Bye.
00:34:52Bye.
00:34:53Bye.
00:34:54Bye.
00:34:54Bye.
00:35:02Bye.
00:35:05Bye.
00:35:06Bye.
00:35:09Bye.
00:35:12Bye.
00:35:13Bye.
00:35:13Bye.
00:35:14Bye.
00:35:16Bye.
00:35:16Bye.
00:35:17Bye.
00:35:19Bye.
00:35:19It's in there, but don't take long on expecting a very important phone call.
00:35:24It'll only be a second, ma'am.
00:35:25Mm-hmm.
00:35:41Hello.
00:35:42Is this First Inferno Bank?
00:35:44I have some very exciting news for you.
00:35:48Yes.
00:35:49Your name has been drawn, and your bank has won free carpet and shampoo rejuvenating treatment.
00:35:56That is correct.
00:35:57Oh, what a tangle-web I started to weave.
00:36:00But if I did say so myself, it was one beauty of an idea,
00:36:03and it spared us the terrible task of re-robbin' the bank,
00:36:07which was a good thing, because I wasn't up for goin' through that again.
00:36:10In fact, as far as I was concerned,
00:36:12the sooner we can get out of the business of being criminals, the better.
00:36:19Layla and I saw each other as often as humanly possible.
00:36:23We'd arrange to meet for breakfast, for a cup of coffee in the afternoons,
00:36:27anywhere and everywhere as often as we could.
00:36:31Unfortunately, the conversation sometimes turned toward the issue of her work.
00:36:35And these talks, they made me more than a little uncomfortable.
00:36:40I was thinkin' that maybe they weren't workin' together.
00:36:43You know what I mean?
00:36:44That there were two parties of two,
00:36:47and they just happened to rob the same bank at the same time.
00:36:51Well, I don't know. Does that make sense?
00:36:53I wanted to be helpful, but of course, I didn't want to be too helpful.
00:36:57It seems like the odds might be against it a little.
00:37:00I mean, two pairs of robbers showing up all at the same time,
00:37:04coincidentally and all?
00:37:06Yeah.
00:37:06I'd have to say, and this is just by me guessin',
00:37:09that they were probably all workin' together, all four.
00:37:12And for my money, I bet they're long gone.
00:37:16I don't know.
00:37:18It'd sure be a real feather in my cap if I caught them.
00:37:22I mean, they have to pay for their crime.
00:37:24One way or another, they have to pay.
00:37:26I can't argue with that.
00:37:28I was hopin' she was wrong, but I had a feelin' she was right.
00:37:31One way or another, you have to pay for your crime.
00:37:35I sure am havin' a good time.
00:37:37Me too.
00:37:38As a matter of fact, I'm havin' the time of my life.
00:37:42Me too.
00:37:45Do you wanna go take a walk?
00:37:49Where to?
00:37:50I don't know. I just thought we could take a walk.
00:37:53Okay, let's take a walk.
00:37:54Yeah.
00:37:55Okay, come on.
00:37:56Come on.
00:38:04You know, I wouldn't mind havin' that little police uniform
00:38:08wadded up in a ball at the foot of my bed.
00:38:15Chucky boy.
00:38:16What a putz.
00:38:18It was Chuck that was in the commode the day the bank got hit.
00:38:21Some girls just love losers.
00:38:24Maybe I should've been a loser.
00:38:27Might've gotten laid more.
00:38:30No, probably not.
00:38:33Sorry, I didn't know you were waiting.
00:38:37Okay, boys.
00:38:55Any word?
00:38:59No.
00:39:00I've been in constant touch with Sheriff Gibson.
00:39:03He's following up on that lead in Houston.
00:39:06Two guys with lengthy records,
00:39:08spending cash, buying new cars, stuff like that.
00:39:13You ever see one of those geeks at a carnival?
00:39:16Bite their heads off of a live chicken?
00:39:20Yeah.
00:39:21Yeah, ask yourself.
00:39:22How could a guy bite their heads off of a live chicken?
00:39:25I wonder what drives him to it.
00:39:28To just...
00:39:30chew on a live chicken head.
00:39:33You know?
00:39:34I...
00:39:36I can tell you why.
00:39:39It's this kind of aggravation.
00:39:43because at this very minute,
00:39:45I could myself clamp my teeth right down
00:39:49on some poor little unsuspecting chicken.
00:39:53Never think twice about it.
00:39:55Why?
00:39:56I can tell you.
00:39:58because I'm pissed off.
00:40:11What the hell is going on around here?
00:40:17We're getting the carpets cleaned.
00:40:19Carpets cleaned?
00:40:20Who by?
00:40:21The guy, a wizard.
00:40:23Stupid guy?
00:40:23With a funny truck?
00:40:24Yeah.
00:40:25How'd all this come about?
00:40:27One of my assistant managers got a phone call,
00:40:29and it seems we won a free carpet cleaning.
00:40:32Won a free carpet cleaning?
00:40:33Yes.
00:40:34I believe they picked the numbers out of a hat.
00:40:35Yeah.
00:40:36And I believe I know whose hat that is.
00:40:51This guy used to rest room.
00:40:54Go ahead.
00:41:03Where the hell?
00:41:07I don't believe.
00:41:12Hey.
00:41:13Everything okay in there?
00:41:15Yeah.
00:41:18Nothing broken.
00:41:19Nobody hurt.
00:41:22This damn bathroom's nothing but trouble.
00:41:32Yes.
00:41:34Yes.
00:41:34Oh, yes.
00:41:39Hey.
00:41:40How's it going?
00:41:41Pretty good.
00:41:42Right?
00:41:43This part where people walk in and out is kind of a bitch,
00:41:45but I'm gonna get it.
00:41:46Hey, Harold.
00:41:47Forget the rug.
00:41:48That ain't why we're here.
00:41:49Okay.
00:41:50Let's go.
00:42:05It's a lot smarter than I gave him credit for.
00:42:12Maybe he should have fired his ass after all.
00:42:21Now, let's follow him, not too close, let him get out of town.
00:42:30I just wish there was a way we can leave the rest of the money behind.
00:42:34You know, I mean, we use what we need to get the plane up and running, then if we could
00:42:39just send the rest of the money back.
00:42:42Well, we could do what people do with their kids when they don't want them.
00:42:45What's sad?
00:42:47Well, you put them in a blanket on the front porch, you ring the doorbell, you haul ass.
00:42:52Somebody comes out and they see the blanket, they get all nervous because they think there's
00:42:57going to be a kid crying and crapping all over the place, then it turns out to be like a
00:43:04million
00:43:04dollars and they go, holy shit, this ain't a kid, it's like a million bucks.
00:43:08What do you think of that idea?
00:43:11You lost me right after you ringed the doorbell.
00:43:14Speed up.
00:43:19They speeding up?
00:43:20Huh?
00:43:21Uh, yeah.
00:43:26You might not have to worry about giving that money away after all.
00:43:29Oh, shit.
00:43:30That's a problem.
00:43:31That's bad.
00:43:33Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, arrow, watch it.
00:43:35Oh, shit.
00:43:37Damn it.
00:43:39Hey!
00:43:43Hey!
00:43:46Hey!
00:43:49Oh!
00:43:50Hey!
00:43:50Oh!
00:43:51Oh!
00:43:51There's a car!
00:43:52Oh!
00:43:55Ah!
00:43:57Oh!
00:43:57Yeah!
00:43:58Damn, Harold!
00:43:59Woohoo, that was good driving, Harold.
00:44:01Shit, here they come.
00:44:02Uh.
00:44:04Oh!
00:44:05Oh!
00:44:06He's in here!
00:44:08Damn it!
00:44:10We're on the side!
00:44:10We're on the side, Miguel!
00:44:12Oh!
00:44:15Oh!
00:44:16Ah!
00:44:17Oh!
00:44:18Ah!
00:44:19Oh!
00:44:19Run!
00:44:38Get away from there.
00:44:41Go on, get!
00:44:41Come on, come on, come on.
00:44:42Keep your mouth shut.
00:44:58He's kind of playing hell with the wizard mobile unit.
00:45:02Yeah, kind of.
00:45:10Got something!
00:45:14It's about time.
00:45:27Holy shit.
00:45:30Where's the money?
00:45:31I don't know.
00:45:36Okay.
00:45:37All right.
00:45:38All right, here we go.
00:45:48Chuck, are you messing with me?
00:45:51Are you trying to push my button because if you are, you are doing a wing-ding of a job?
00:45:56No, sir, I'm not trying to push your button.
00:45:58I'll tell you one thing I know.
00:45:59You've got three million dollars of my money.
00:46:03But I thought the money was the...
00:46:04I'll do the talking here.
00:46:06I'm a patient man.
00:46:08Now, see, I appreciate a smart plan.
00:46:12Yes, sir.
00:46:13And that business of you robbing that bank and leaving the money there is a gem.
00:46:19Yes.
00:46:20And the decoy business today, I mean, that's smart stuff.
00:46:24You're shrewd, Chuckie.
00:46:26Thank you, sir.
00:46:27That was my idea.
00:46:29Shut up.
00:46:30You ever heard the saying, don't fuck with the truck when you're driving the Jeep?
00:46:36No, I don't believe I have.
00:46:37What that means is, I could kill you right now if I thought it'd get me closer to my money.
00:46:44I'd just slit your gullet like a bag of marbles.
00:46:46Watch your guts roll out on the ground.
00:46:50Any part of that I just said you don't understand?
00:46:53The part with the truck and the Jeep?
00:46:55Shut up!
00:46:56No, I think I got it all.
00:46:58You got 48 hours, Peckerhead.
00:47:0048 hours.
00:47:01That's what you got until I see my money again or I turn you into fertilizer mix.
00:47:08Okay.
00:47:10Now get away from my car.
00:47:33Where did all the shredded newspaper come from?
00:47:36I don't know.
00:47:39Where'd the money go?
00:47:41Not a clue.
00:47:58My van!
00:48:14I think we're gonna get can you think so here's your head out of my sight out of my sight
00:48:24you
00:48:24monsters you monsters what about the uniforms
00:49:01you got any ideas not one and what's more is I don't care the less we know the better off
00:49:08we
00:49:08are how's that we don't have the money don't know where the money is that's about as close
00:49:14as innocent as we're going to get it's all kind of ironic ain't it yeah it's kind of ironic
00:49:32doesn't mean one thing Chuck we ain't leaving inferno we ain't gonna open up our charter playing business
00:49:45and all the craziness and confusion I almost forgot why we even wanted the money in the first place
00:49:51and leave it to Harold to remember that we had a dream you got that right Harold we ain't leaving
00:49:57inferno we ain't got our carpet cleaning jobs either nope basically we ain't got shit
00:50:09that pretty much sums it up Harold
00:50:49it was wrong to rob the bank I knew that from the get-go I figured some shit might come
00:50:54down but I had no
00:50:55idea as to what kind of shit or how much still the money was behind me and I was glad
00:51:00of that of course
00:51:01if I did learn anything from this experience it was that things are seldom as they appeared to be
00:51:13I can see you did a little redecorating
00:51:16yeah I did how do you like it to tell you the truth I'm not sure the table's in the
00:51:20right place
00:51:24you know there's a nasty rumor going around about you
00:51:27is that so
00:51:27you don't get lippin with me boy
00:51:30you get lippin with me and you'll have to get your head busted
00:51:32and I'm thinking you've been messed up enough in the last 24 hours
00:51:38I ain't got no fingerprints
00:51:40no hard evidence
00:51:43but what I do have
00:51:44is instincts
00:51:49and right now my instincts are telling me
00:51:51that you had something to do with that man
00:51:54I already told you
00:51:55I was in the bank doing some business
00:51:57and while I was in there I went to the bathroom
00:52:00and I heard all the commotion outside
00:52:03yeah
00:52:04I checked
00:52:05and you don't even have an accountant for it too far
00:52:07no
00:52:08well I know that
00:52:09I was there to open an account
00:52:14I could haul your skinny little white buddy to jail if I wanted to
00:52:17yeah
00:52:18on what charges sir
00:52:20oh I could think of some if I had to
00:52:24but I think I'll just hang around here
00:52:26and keep an eye on you
00:52:29and let you mess up
00:52:31or you will mess up
00:52:34I'm sure of that
00:52:40you'll fix that toilet boy
00:52:50oh my god
00:52:55it's back
00:53:02it says here the Cessna caravan costs like 1.3 million dollars each 12
00:53:08that's amazing
00:53:12well I'm a little partial to this one seater myself
00:53:16you are are you
00:53:17I am
00:53:21what happened to your head again
00:53:24vacuum cleaner hose flew up
00:53:25hit me on the head
00:53:27well that carpet cleaning is a dangerous business
00:53:36here again was the trouble of telling one fib
00:53:38one leads to two leads to four leads to eight to sixteen and so on
00:53:43lying to Layla ruined the thing I liked best about her
00:53:47well
00:53:48second thing I liked best about Layla
00:53:50and that was our ability to talk
00:53:51it was all screwed up
00:53:53and I wasn't sure how I was going to fix it
00:53:55but I was going to find a way
00:53:56at some point
00:53:57I wasn't sure when
00:53:59but I was going to spill the beans
00:54:00and come clean with Layla
00:54:02but not right this very second
00:54:12you're a prepper
00:54:13yeah and baggy's all nice and neat
00:54:15got any ideas to put it there
00:54:17nope but I do know one thing
00:54:19what's that
00:54:20somebody out there knows a whole lot more than we do
00:54:23yeah that would make sense
00:54:36how are you going to do this
00:54:38I thought I'd tell Sheriff Gibson that I found it in the trash barrel
00:54:42it's going to sound a little fishy
00:54:44but what does he care he's going to get his money back
00:54:47what about moles
00:54:50now moles
00:54:52that man's going to want to kick my ass
00:54:55but hey
00:54:56once the money's out of my hands
00:54:58the money's out of my hands
00:54:59I can't give the man something I don't got
00:55:04you're going to give him every last penny
00:55:07yeah
00:55:08every last penny
00:55:11it's the best thing Harold
00:55:14whatever you say
00:55:31a trash barrel
00:55:33yeah
00:55:33a big old oil drum
00:55:35in fact
00:55:36I was about to pour some oil in there
00:55:39and I looked down
00:55:40it's a lucky thing I did
00:55:41yeah lucky thing
00:55:43and there was all this cash
00:55:45it was just sitting there
00:55:48but it's how much cash
00:55:50is all this cash
00:55:52well that's another thing we need to talk about
00:56:01sorry Harold
00:56:02a little jumpy aren't we
00:56:03hi Layla I didn't see you
00:56:05you know you caught me off guard
00:56:06oh well I'm sorry
00:56:08what are you doing
00:56:09I'm just waiting on Chuck
00:56:10where is he
00:56:12I've been trying to find him
00:56:13he's over there
00:56:18what's he doing
00:56:19oh
00:56:20well he's just
00:56:22taking care of some business
00:56:23that needed
00:56:24straightening out
00:56:27what kind of business
00:56:30well I'm afraid I can't say Layla
00:56:34you can't say
00:56:36nope
00:56:38it's personal
00:56:40it's personal
00:56:40you understand
00:56:43yeah
00:56:45bye
00:56:47where's the money now
00:56:48boy
00:56:49it's nice and safe
00:56:51but I do have one major concern
00:56:54I know there's a few people in this town
00:56:55that might think that I had something to do
00:56:57with the bank being robbed
00:56:59yeah some people might have some suspicions
00:57:01right
00:57:02the coincidence of me being stuck in the toilet
00:57:05and me being the one who found the money
00:57:07they might be a little more inclined to think that I'm the guy who did it
00:57:11they might
00:57:14look I'm just trying to do the above the board thing here
00:57:18and I would like your word
00:57:19that my good deed
00:57:20won't cause me any punishment or harm
00:57:23or to be more specific
00:57:24I don't want to do it in jail time
00:57:27let me tell you this boy
00:57:29you get that money back to me
00:57:32all three million dollars of it
00:57:33and you can walk out of here a free man
00:57:37well then I'd have to say
00:57:38we're a business Sheriff Gibson
00:57:43now
00:57:43here's what we're going to do
00:57:46you sure that money's safe
00:57:48yeah
00:57:49all right
00:57:50eight o'clock tonight
00:57:52you meet me over at Caravan Hotel
00:57:54you know where Caravan is
00:57:55out on Highway 5
00:57:57that's right
00:57:58you meet me there
00:58:01with the money
00:58:02why are we meeting there
00:58:03there's a lot of funny business going on here lately son
00:58:07money showing up
00:58:08money disappearing
00:58:10I just want to be real extra careful
00:58:14I see
00:58:14I mean the Caravan Hotel is in the middle of nowhere
00:58:18anything screwy going on
00:58:20I'm going to be able to see it coming
00:58:23all right
00:58:24eight o'clock
00:58:26you come along
00:58:27all right
00:58:29thank you Sheriff Gibson
00:58:39now you're getting real close to the edge you boy
00:58:42so don't fuck it up
00:58:52I think that's a very smart idea
00:58:54oh thank you
00:58:57right here
00:58:58yeah
00:59:02people don't think ahead
00:59:04that's their trouble
00:59:07they walk in here on December the 15th
00:59:09and bemoan the fact that they haven't set up their Christmas savings account
00:59:12they blame me for not telling them
00:59:15well I'm not going to be one of those people
00:59:18no
00:59:19you won't
00:59:21and I respect that
00:59:25I respect someone who knows the importance of thinking ahead
00:59:29and putting something aside
00:59:31those are admirable traits
00:59:33thank you
00:59:37whoa
00:59:38just one second
00:59:42sorry
00:59:43that's okay
00:59:44that's okay
00:59:44I was just leaving
00:59:46miss moans was just opening up her new Christmas savings account
00:59:50something I'd be willing to bet you have neglected to do
00:59:54yeah
00:59:56okay
00:59:56I'll be on my way
01:00:04I'll be seeing you
01:00:06bye
01:00:13she didn't say anything did she
01:00:15did she ask any questions
01:00:18no
01:00:19she just set up her Christmas savings account
01:00:21that's all
01:00:33kid cracked just like I said he would
01:00:34cracked
01:00:35oh yeah that little turd that had the bunny all along
01:00:38and just like I predicted that visit to his house
01:00:41that shook him up quite a bit
01:00:42I mean I scared the bejeebers out of him
01:00:45I let him know what life would be like
01:00:47when we shining a flashlight up his ass every 30 minutes
01:00:50sounds unpleasant
01:00:51oh it is
01:00:52it's very unpleasant
01:00:54so what's next
01:00:55you can call the street port air for you
01:00:58you get us a flight out this evening
01:00:59anytime after 10 o'clock
01:01:00two seats
01:01:02yeah
01:01:10angel call montgomery
01:01:11the bird has the worm
01:01:13we gotta move fast
01:01:14I need backup
01:01:17always been my problem
01:01:20I'm too nice
01:01:24I am too lenient with people
01:01:29I let them slide
01:01:31when I want to stand on their fucking neck
01:01:33you know what I mean
01:01:34absolutely
01:01:35two nights
01:01:36yeah
01:01:37you're nice to people
01:01:38comes back
01:01:39bites your ass
01:01:43I gave Chucky
01:01:4448 hours
01:01:46I should have given him 15 minutes
01:01:48see I've been thinking
01:01:50got the old brain working
01:01:52do you know what it tells me
01:01:54no
01:01:56two and two is four
01:02:01Chuck robbed the bank
01:02:04Chuck left the money in the bank
01:02:07that's pretty smart
01:02:08yeah
01:02:10but he didn't have it
01:02:12when we picked him up
01:02:13no
01:02:14no
01:02:14so
01:02:16who got in the bank
01:02:18who got past the police barricades
01:02:22who had that kind of access
01:02:27I'll tell you who
01:02:28his little girlfriend
01:02:32I'll bet you anything
01:02:33she has my money
01:02:34or she sure she knows where it is
01:02:37that's why we're going to pay her a little visit
01:02:42come on
01:02:51you're not Layla
01:02:53no shit
01:02:54is she around
01:02:57could be
01:02:58who's asking
01:02:59just tell her
01:03:01Chuck's here
01:03:04you Chuck
01:03:05yeah
01:03:06meet Chuck
01:03:07who are you
01:03:18Chuck
01:03:20Layla
01:03:21it was like my antenna had blown over
01:03:23all channels were out
01:03:25my picture was rolling
01:03:26my speakers were spewing static
01:03:28I mean
01:03:29who were Huey and Dewey
01:03:30and what were they doing here
01:03:33Clifford and Vince
01:03:34this is Chuck
01:03:35hello
01:03:39yeah
01:03:40well listen
01:03:40Vince and Cliff know everything
01:03:42they're from the bureau
01:03:43and they're just here to help us out
01:03:45oh that's good
01:03:46for a second
01:03:47I didn't know what was going on
01:03:48as a matter of fact
01:03:49I still didn't know what was going on
01:03:51but I decided to sit tight
01:03:53and play along
01:03:54we're going to tell everyone
01:03:54we're minor league baseball players
01:03:56in case anybody asks
01:03:57don't you just cut it
01:03:58with minor league baseball crap
01:03:59nobody's asking
01:04:00and nobody gives a shit
01:04:01you're just chasing a dream
01:04:03that never was
01:04:03and never will be Clifford
01:04:04that's all
01:04:05you don't know
01:04:05I could have
01:04:06hey
01:04:09I made some iced tea
01:04:10would you like a glass
01:04:13okay I brought them up to speed
01:04:14regarding the transfer of money
01:04:16that's around 8 o'clock right
01:04:17uh yeah
01:04:19okay well that'll give us
01:04:20a little better than two hours
01:04:21still at that motel
01:04:22yeah caravan out on highway 5
01:04:25highly unusual bringing a civilian in
01:04:27in this manner
01:04:29I've been down here all alone
01:04:30working without a net
01:04:31doing a job that nobody else
01:04:31wanted to do
01:04:32and I needed some help
01:04:33and Chuck has been a great help
01:04:35and we can trust him
01:04:38how many points of access
01:04:40are we talking
01:04:41points of access
01:04:42he means how many doors
01:04:43does one of these motel rooms have
01:04:44oh just one
01:04:46been there a few times
01:04:47have we
01:04:53one door simplifies matters
01:04:54yeah
01:04:56we'll just
01:04:57bait the trap
01:04:58oh now just hold on
01:04:59half a goddamn second
01:05:00now I have been here
01:05:02going on four months
01:05:02sweating my balls off
01:05:03figuratively speaking
01:05:05and if you guys think
01:05:06that I'm gonna get stuck
01:05:06with the assignment from hell
01:05:07and then you're just gonna
01:05:08pop by on the 11th hour
01:05:09and start calling all the shots
01:05:10you got another thing coming
01:05:11but you
01:05:12now I know
01:05:13I bought a civilian into play
01:05:14but there are extenuating
01:05:16circumstances which I will
01:05:17explain at the right time
01:05:17to the senior people
01:05:18but as far as what we do
01:05:19and how we do it
01:05:20I am calling the shots
01:05:21and if you don't like that
01:05:22then you just don't let
01:05:24my point of access
01:05:24hit you on the way out
01:05:29now
01:05:30what time are you supposed
01:05:31to be meeting Gibson
01:05:328 o'clock
01:05:34I'm supposed to call
01:05:35once I check in
01:05:36all right
01:05:37y'all better get going
01:05:39fine
01:05:39be sure to get a room
01:05:40that connects to another room
01:05:42and then about 15 minutes later
01:05:43you guys check in
01:05:44and get a room next door
01:05:46now Chuck
01:05:46wait a minute guys
01:05:47Chuck
01:05:48we're gonna give you a wire
01:05:48that way the boys
01:05:49will know what's going on
01:05:50now remember
01:05:51nobody
01:05:51nobody makes a move
01:05:53until I give the word
01:05:53got it
01:05:56got it
01:05:57okay
01:05:57I'll be in the car
01:05:59we'll give Gibson and Lonnie
01:06:00some running room
01:06:01that way there won't be
01:06:02any question
01:06:02when we get into court
01:06:03about their motivation
01:06:04you know what I just realized
01:06:05what's that
01:06:07moles hud and I'll slip
01:06:08through the net again
01:06:09shit that's right
01:06:10yeah
01:06:11well
01:06:11you know
01:06:12I thought I had him
01:06:13son of a bitch
01:06:14has nine lives
01:06:15we got nothing on him
01:06:17now listen
01:06:18remember
01:06:19nobody makes a move
01:06:20unless I give the word
01:06:22all right
01:06:22okay better get going
01:06:25Chuck
01:06:25good luck
01:06:26thanks again for all your help
01:06:27okay
01:06:28thank you
01:06:29yep
01:06:38needless to say
01:06:39I was a little dizzy
01:06:40I felt like somebody
01:06:41had thrown me in the dryer
01:06:42and set the dial
01:06:43for permanent press
01:06:44I suppose I could have
01:06:46been upset
01:06:46to find out that
01:06:47Layla was onto me
01:06:48from the get go
01:06:49in fact
01:06:49it'd be fair to say
01:06:51that she played me
01:06:51like a fiddle
01:06:53but I wasn't pissed
01:06:54I kind of dug the fact
01:06:56that Layla was so smart
01:06:57so on top of the situation
01:06:59and let's just face it
01:07:00I dug the fact
01:07:01that she lifted the noose
01:07:02from around my
01:07:03almost doomed neck
01:07:07the whole scheme
01:07:08was pretty simple
01:07:09once you figured it out
01:07:10Lonnie knew moles
01:07:11had a lot of cash
01:07:12moving through the bank
01:07:13Lonnie and Gibson
01:07:14figured they'd hit the bank
01:07:15and split the 3 million bucks
01:07:17but what nobody counted on
01:07:19was me and Harold
01:07:3232-34
01:07:34how can it be 32-34
01:07:36I scored on my last
01:07:37three possessions
01:07:39look it was 24-32
01:07:41you scored 6 points
01:07:43I just scored
01:07:44that makes it
01:07:4532-34
01:07:47do the math dipshit
01:07:48check
01:07:49you're the dipshit
01:07:51check
01:07:59evenin' darlin'
01:08:05well what a surprise
01:08:07you sure are looking good
01:08:10what do you want
01:08:13and she's got a little bite
01:08:15and she's got a little bite
01:08:15to her
01:08:17I like that
01:08:20where are you heading for
01:08:22girl
01:08:24somewhere
01:08:26I'll be willing to bet
01:08:27that somewhere
01:08:27is where Chucky boy is
01:08:29with my money
01:08:31and you're gonna go
01:08:32and meet him
01:08:33and you and him
01:08:33and my money
01:08:34are gonna head for the hills
01:08:37I guess we're foolish
01:08:38trying to put anything
01:08:39over on you
01:08:41yeah
01:08:44but I'm a nice guy
01:08:47I'm willing to do you
01:08:48a big favor
01:08:50I'm holding my bread
01:08:51I'm willing to drive you
01:08:53out there
01:08:53where Chucky is
01:08:55I don't want to ride
01:08:57want is not an issue here
01:08:59you'll either get in the car
01:09:01and take us to where Chucky is
01:09:02or the boys here
01:09:02will tie you up
01:09:03I'll put a big old gag
01:09:04in your mouth
01:09:04and you can lay around
01:09:06going
01:09:07like this
01:09:08while your boyfriend
01:09:10Chucky
01:09:10is dangling out there
01:09:12waiting for you
01:09:16fine
01:09:18let's go
01:09:21do you have something
01:09:22in there
01:09:22that you want
01:09:23hard to hold for you
01:09:30there you go
01:09:31thank you
01:09:47I can't believe
01:09:49you're calling
01:09:49goaltending
01:09:50you're goaltending
01:09:51they're here
01:09:52they're 50 minutes early
01:09:54but they're here
01:09:56can you guys hear me
01:09:57Steve Bill was my partner
01:09:59for six years
01:09:59he never called goaltending
01:10:01well maybe he never
01:10:02goaltending
01:10:05they're right outside
01:10:07the door
01:10:09who is it
01:10:10howdy fucking doody
01:10:12open the goddamn door
01:10:14you guys are a little
01:10:23early
01:10:23yeah well you're a little
01:10:24ugly
01:10:30Angel come in
01:10:33nothing
01:10:36Angel come in
01:10:41god damn
01:10:42what a lovely sight
01:10:43ain't that a lovely sight
01:10:46oh and aren't you
01:10:47one little sneaky
01:10:47son of a bitch
01:10:49don't know what you're
01:10:50talking about
01:10:51oh I don't know
01:10:52what you're talking about
01:10:53ain't that precious
01:10:54Mr. Innocent here
01:10:56like I told you
01:10:57like I told you
01:10:57I found the money
01:10:58in a trash barrel
01:10:59behind a hand
01:11:01what do you wanna do
01:11:03well like she said
01:11:04it's her show
01:11:05we gotta wait
01:11:06for her go ahead
01:11:08what if I told you
01:11:09that I don't buy you
01:11:11your goddamn money
01:11:13in an oil barrel
01:11:14bullshit
01:11:15what if I said
01:11:16I think you lying
01:11:17through your teeth
01:11:17could we get out of here
01:11:19would you shut up
01:11:23what if I said that
01:11:25all I can tell you
01:11:26is what I know
01:11:26okay
01:11:27I found the money
01:11:28in an oil barrel
01:11:31you're the sheriff
01:11:32so I came to you
01:11:33assuming you do
01:11:33the right thing
01:11:39I got a good mind
01:11:40to kick your ass
01:11:43what's so funny
01:11:43I don't know
01:11:44it's just that
01:11:45good mind part
01:11:46seems a little questionable
01:11:54god damn smart ass
01:11:56I want to get out of here
01:11:58I told you
01:12:00we'll go in a minute
01:12:04take your business here
01:12:25you know you might really
01:12:27go to life that's being
01:12:28tied up shit boy
01:12:33I'll tell you what
01:12:35I believe you're gonna
01:12:36regret the day
01:12:37you ever met me
01:12:40I see you trying
01:12:40to get out of that
01:12:49they're walking out the door
01:12:51we can't wait any longer
01:12:53let's do it
01:12:58hey what are you doing here
01:13:15come on out here
01:13:16and give me what's mine
01:13:18or I'm coming in there
01:13:21FBI
01:13:22put out your gun
01:13:49that's it
01:13:51that's it
01:13:53don't you
01:13:53don't you FBI boys
01:13:54don't they stupid
01:13:55or I will kill
01:13:57this lovely young
01:13:58police officer
01:14:00where I will
01:14:08go on
01:14:09I'll kill her
01:14:11I'll kill her
01:14:14go on
01:14:15go on
01:14:16go on
01:14:16go on
01:14:41Looks like you run out of room, ship for brains.
01:14:44I've kicked all grief off in my blood tank!
01:14:51I can't save you!
01:14:53I can't save you!
01:14:54Oh, I can't save you!
01:15:02I can't save you!
01:15:11Come on!
01:15:31Get up!
01:15:33Deska!
01:15:33Hey, don't try!
01:15:35Okay! Get up!
01:15:38Don't get up! Don't get up!
01:15:44Okay.
01:15:46You okay?
01:15:47I think I ate the air conditioner.
01:15:55Flight 31 at 1005.
01:15:57Out of Shreveport.
01:15:58Yes, sir.
01:15:59I'm so sorry.
01:16:00I would tell you you're a little bit accident-prone.
01:16:04I think you mentioned it.
01:16:14Flight 118 for Atlanta is now going to get to six.
01:16:22How you doing?
01:16:27Fine.
01:16:29What's in the bag?
01:16:34Whoa, don't move.
01:16:36FBI.
01:16:37In the coffee and make a scene where you can just turn around, walk out of here nice and easy.
01:16:42Let's go.
01:16:51Of course, when I found the money, I realized I had suddenly undermined the entire case.
01:16:55Undermined?
01:16:56That's right.
01:16:57I mean, at that point, the case would have been over.
01:16:59I would have nailed Gibson, but that meant Moles Hudendale was about to walk away a free man.
01:17:03And it was Moles we sent you to get in the first place.
01:17:06Exactly.
01:17:07Now, I realize this wasn't 100% by the book, but I just decided to throw that cash on out
01:17:12there as if I'd never seen it.
01:17:15Narrowly sidestepping a little problem called entrapment.
01:17:19Well, I just wanted the bad guys to have the chance to regain their stolen cash.
01:17:22That way, I had the chance at nailing Moles and everybody else.
01:17:26And if this chance hadn't paid off, if it had backfired in your face, which it could have,
01:17:31would have been out the money and the guys who were laundering the money.
01:17:34That's true.
01:17:36But it did work.
01:17:38You were damn lucky it did.
01:17:40Now, I don't approve.
01:17:42I want you to know that.
01:17:43Yes, sir.
01:17:44But you did land Moles Hudendale, which is something nobody else was able to do.
01:17:49Not to mention the $2.9 million you reclaimed.
01:17:52Yes.
01:17:53This young man that helped out, does he expect to be reimbursed for his contribution?
01:17:58Oh, I think he feels he's been paid.
01:18:00I mean, he's just happy to see justice done.
01:18:02Well, that's wonderful.
01:18:04You put in for two weeks?
01:18:05Yes, sir.
01:18:06Consider it approved.
01:18:09Where are you going?
01:18:11Oh, I thought maybe I'd go to the Caribbean.
01:18:14Have a nice trip.
01:18:17Oh, I thought maybe I'd go to the Caribbean.
01:18:45One more time.
01:19:06Hi.
01:19:07Hi.
01:19:08Hi.
01:19:12I was looking for a pilot.
01:19:14I'm a pilot.
01:19:16Is that your Beach 18 out there?
01:19:18Why, yes, it is.
01:19:20Well, that's a beauty.
01:19:21It's got a rebuilt engine, new paint job, new seats.
01:19:25It's got the works.
01:19:26Well, I was thinking I'd like to go someplace remote.
01:19:30Remote and secluded.
01:19:32Oh, yeah.
01:19:34The more remote and secluded, the better.
01:19:37Well, it just so happens that we have a deal on remote and secluded today.
01:19:41Really? Is that true?
01:19:44Yes, that is true.
01:19:53Thank you, Steve.
01:19:55Love it.
01:20:37I didn't know where we were going or what was going to happen.
01:20:40But for the moment, Layla and I were together, and that was perfect.
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