00:00:00I didn't feel good or proud of the journey that Harold and I were starting on, but I saw no
00:00:05alternative.
00:00:06This was our way out, and as best as I could figure, it was our only way out.
00:00:11Granted, it was a drastic step, but sometimes drastic circumstances call for drastic measures.
00:00:17In other words, sometimes you gotta stick your neck out.
00:00:20Of course, if things didn't work out, if the shit hit the fan, well, I was willing to suffer the
00:00:24consequences.
00:00:26I mean, I prefer not to, but I figure that's just part of the game.
00:00:28If you're gonna put your butt out on the line, chances are your butt's gonna get bit off.
00:00:37How you feeling?
00:00:43I'm feeling pretty good.
00:00:45No, I mean, how you feeling?
00:00:50Uh, I'm trying not to think about it.
00:00:53Sounds like you're doing a pretty good job.
00:01:05Would you give me those before you get them all messed up?
00:01:08Look.
00:01:09Give me them. Come on.
00:01:10I'm just a little nervous, okay?
00:01:14Well, then you got the right feeling.
00:01:25That sign ought to say in the middle of fucking nowhere.
00:01:29Middle of fucking nowhere.
00:01:31Looking pretty funny.
00:01:33Yeah.
00:01:34Listen, something goes wrong.
00:01:36You're gonna take care of your own ass.
00:01:38Chuck.
00:01:39Okay, man.
00:01:39You're gonna cover yourself.
00:01:40Chuck, you said nothing could go wrong.
00:01:44I said chances are nothing will go wrong, Harold.
00:01:48But you never know.
00:01:50You're gonna have to expect the unexpected.
00:01:53That right there will be our phrase for today.
00:01:58Chuck.
00:01:59Remember when we were little kids on the radio, guy on the radio, say like today's color is like purple
00:02:05or something like that.
00:02:07Trying to get ready to go to school and you didn't have nothing purple to wear.
00:02:10So you'd have to go like tearing through the house looking for something purple, like a purple shirt or something.
00:02:14Harold, let's not worry about that right now.
00:02:20Sorry.
00:02:21The cards are all messed up.
00:02:51The cards are all messed up.
00:03:00All right.
00:03:01So far, so good.
00:03:03Now remember, something goes wrong, get the car back to the hangar and strip it down, all right?
00:03:08You know the drill.
00:03:08We've only gone over about a thousand times.
00:03:10Yeah.
00:03:11I wonder why I'm still worried that one of us might forget something.
00:03:14Harold, don't be playing with that, all right?
00:03:16Put it in your pocket.
00:03:18That thing only comes out if absolutely necessary, all right?
00:03:22I'd still feel a little better if maybe I had some bullets.
00:03:26Harold, bullets and a gun are potentially a dangerous combination.
00:03:30That's how people get killed.
00:03:32All right?
00:03:33Now, Harold, we don't want no killing, do we?
00:03:37No.
00:03:39It's a negatory on the bullets.
00:03:40It's a negatory on the bullets.
00:04:00It's a tiger.
00:38:08C'est un ballon à la foot de ma bed.
00:38:15Chucky, boy.
00:38:16What a putz.
00:38:18C'est Chuck qui était dans la commode
00:38:19le jour le bank a été hit.
00:38:21Des filles, des filles.
00:38:25Peut-être que je devais être une chose.
00:38:27Je devais avoir été laissé plus.
00:38:31Non, probablement pas.
00:38:33Sorry, je ne savais pas que vous aviez.
00:38:37Ok, boys.
00:38:55Any word?
00:38:58No.
00:39:00I've been in constant touch with Sheriff Gibson.
00:39:03He's following up on that lead in Houston.
00:39:06Two guys with lengthy records,
00:39:08spending cash, buying new cars,
00:39:11stuff like that.
00:39:13You ever see one of those geeks
00:39:15at a carnival?
00:39:16Bite their heads off of live chickens?
00:39:20Yeah.
00:39:21Yeah, that's good.
00:39:22How could a guy bite their heads
00:39:24off of a live chicken?
00:39:26Wonder what drives them to it?
00:39:27to just chew on a live chicken head.
00:39:33You know?
00:39:36I can tell you why.
00:39:39It's this kind of aggravation.
00:39:43Because at this very minute,
00:39:45I could myself
00:39:47clamp my teeth right down
00:39:50on some poor little unsuspecting chicken.
00:39:53never think twice about it.
00:39:55Why?
00:39:56I can tell you.
00:39:58Because I'm pissed off.
00:40:11What the hell is going on around here?
00:40:17We're getting the carpets cleaned.
00:40:19Carpets cleaned?
00:40:20Who by?
00:40:21The guy.
00:40:22A wizard.
00:40:23Stupid guy?
00:40:23With a funny truck?
00:40:24Yeah.
00:40:25How'd all this come about?
00:40:26Well, one of my assistant managers
00:40:28got a phone call
00:40:29and it seems we won
00:40:30a free carpet cleaning.
00:40:32Won a free carpet cleaning?
00:40:33Yes.
00:40:34I believe they picked
00:40:34the numbers out of a hat.
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:36And I believe I know
00:40:37whose hat that is.
00:40:51Nice guy used to rest room.
00:40:54Go ahead.
00:40:55Thank you.
00:41:03Where the hell?
00:41:06I don't believe.
00:41:12Hey, everything okay in there?
00:41:15Yeah.
00:41:18Nothing broken.
00:41:19Nobody hurt.
00:41:22This damn bathroom's nothing but trouble.
00:41:31Yes.
00:41:34Oh, yes.
00:41:39Hey, how's it going?
00:41:41Pretty good.
00:41:42Right?
00:41:43This part where people walk in and out
00:41:44is kind of a bitch,
00:41:45but I'm going to get it.
00:41:46Hey, Harold, forget the rug.
00:41:48That ain't why we're here.
00:41:49Okay.
00:41:50Let's go.
00:42:05That's a lot smarter than I gave him credit for.
00:42:12Maybe he should have fired his ass after all.
00:42:21Now, let's follow him.
00:42:23Not too close.
00:42:24Let him get out of town.
00:42:30I just wish there was a way we can leave the rest of the money behind.
00:42:34You know, I mean, we use what we need to get the plane up and running.
00:42:38Then if we could just send the rest of the money back.
00:42:42Well, we could do what people do with their kids when they don't want them.
00:42:46What's sad?
00:42:47Well, you put them in a blanket on the front porch.
00:42:50You ring the doorbell.
00:42:51You haul ass.
00:42:52Somebody comes out.
00:42:54They see the blanket.
00:42:55They get all nervous because they think there's going to be a kid crying and crapping all over
00:43:00the place, then it turns out to be like a million dollars and they go, holy shit, this ain't
00:43:06a kid.
00:43:07It's like a million bucks.
00:43:08What do you think of that idea?
00:43:11You lost me right after you ring the doorbell.
00:43:14Speed up.
00:43:19They speeding up?
00:43:20Huh?
00:43:21Uh, yeah.
00:43:26You might not have to worry about giving that money away after all.
00:43:30There's a bubble on fire.
00:43:33Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it.
00:43:35Oh, shit.
00:43:36Get down.
00:43:39Damn it.
00:43:46Oh, shit.
00:43:49Oh, shit.
00:43:51Oh, shit.
00:43:51Oh, shit.
00:43:51You made it.
00:43:52Woo.
00:43:56Yeah.
00:43:58Damn, man.
00:43:59Oh, shit.
00:43:59C'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon.
00:44:01C'est bon, c'est bon, ils sont venus.
00:44:08C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:44:38C'est bon.
00:44:39Get away from there.
00:44:41Go on! Get it!
00:44:41C'mon, c'mon.
00:44:42Keep your mouth shut!
00:44:59C'est un peu comme l'Hell de la mobilité de wizard.
00:45:02Oui, c'est un peu comme ça.
00:45:10J'ai quelque chose.
00:45:14C'est pas le temps.
00:45:27C'est un peu comme ça.
00:45:31C'est un peu comme ça.
00:45:32C'est un peu comme ça.
00:45:36C'est un peu comme ça.
00:45:36Ok.
00:45:37All right.
00:45:38All right.
00:45:39Here we go.
00:45:47Chuck,
00:45:49are you messing with me?
00:45:51Are you trying to push my button?
00:45:52Because if you are,
00:45:53you are doing a wing-ding of a job.
00:45:55No, sir.
00:45:56I'm not trying to push your button.
00:45:58I'll tell you one thing I know.
00:45:59You've got three million dollars of my money.
00:46:03But I thought the money was the...
00:46:04I'll do the talking here.
00:46:06I'm a patient man.
00:46:08Now, see, I appreciate a smart plan.
00:46:12Yes, sir.
00:46:13And that business of you robbing that bank
00:46:15and leaving the money there is a gem.
00:46:18Hmm?
00:46:19Yes.
00:46:20And the decoy business today, Amish.
00:46:23That's smart stuff.
00:46:24You're shrewd, Chuckie.
00:46:26Thank you, sir.
00:46:27That was my idea.
00:46:29Shut up.
00:46:30You ever heard the saying,
00:46:33don't fuck with the truck when you're driving the Jeep?
00:46:35No, I don't believe I have.
00:46:37What that means is,
00:46:40I could kill you right now
00:46:41if I thought it'd get me closer to my money.
00:46:44I'd just slit your gullet like a bag of marbles.
00:46:46Watch your guts roll out on the ground.
00:46:50Any part of that I just said you don't understand?
00:46:53The part with the truck and the Jeep?
00:46:55Shut up!
00:46:56No, I think I got it all.
00:46:58You got 48 hours, peckerhead.
00:47:0048 hours.
00:47:01That's what you got until I see my money again
00:47:05or I'll turn you into fertilizer mix.
00:47:08Okay.
00:47:11Now get away from my car.
00:47:33Where did all the shredded newspaper come from?
00:47:36I don't know.
00:47:37Where'd the money go?
00:47:41Not a clue.
00:47:58My van!
00:48:14I think we're gonna get canned.
00:48:17You think so?
00:48:19Here's your hand.
00:48:21Out of my sight!
00:48:23Out of my sight!
00:48:24You monsters!
00:48:26You monsters!
00:48:28You monsters!
00:48:28Jeff, what about the uniforms?
00:48:31Jeff, what about the uniforms?
00:48:31Come on!
00:48:33Come on!
00:48:37Step-up with the tight end.
00:48:49We're walking some water right now as well.
00:48:56We're sm hood.
00:48:57Today!
00:48:58Man, right.
00:48:58What are you animals looking for?
00:53:31Hmm...
00:57:09Je pense que je suis le gars qui a fait ça.
00:57:11Ils pourraient.
00:57:14Je suis juste pour faire l'abandon de la bourse ici.
00:57:18Et je voudrais que mon bonheur ne va pas me permettre de me faire des punitions.
00:57:23Ou, pour être plus précis, je ne veux pas faire du tout de la prison.
00:57:27Je te dis, c'est ce que vous avez fait.
00:57:31Vous avez eu l'argent,
00:57:32vous avez eu 3 millions de dollars,
00:57:33et vous allez enlever un homme de la femme.
01:03:17C'est parti !
01:03:43Oh, that's good. For a second, I didn't know what was going on.
01:03:48As a matter of fact, I still didn't know what was going on.
01:03:51But I decided to sit tight and play along.
01:03:54We're going to tell everyone we're minor league baseball players, in case anybody asks.
01:03:57Don't you just cut it with minor league baseball crap.
01:03:59Nobody's asking and nobody gives a shit.
01:04:01You're just chasing a dream that never was and never will be, Clifford.
01:04:04That's all it is.
01:04:05You don't know. I could have.
01:04:06Hey!
01:04:09I made some iced tea. Would you like a glass?
01:04:13Okay, I brought them up to speed regarding the transfer of money.
01:04:16That's around 8 o'clock, right?
01:04:18Uh, yeah.
01:04:19Okay, well, that'll give us a little better than two hours.
01:04:22Still at that motel?
01:04:23Yeah, caravan out on Highway 5.
01:04:25Highly unusual bringing a civilian in in this manner.
01:04:28I've been down here all alone, working without Annette, doing a job that nobody else wanted to do.
01:04:32And I needed some help.
01:04:34And Chuck has been a great help.
01:04:36And we can trust him.
01:04:38How many points of access are we talking?
01:04:41Points of access?
01:04:42He means how many doors does one of these motel rooms have?
01:04:44Oh, just one.
01:04:46Been there a few times, have we?
01:04:53One door simplifies matters.
01:04:55Yeah.
01:04:56We'll just bait the trap.
01:04:58Oh, now just hold on half a goddamn second.
01:05:01Now, I have been here going on four months sweating my balls off.
01:05:04Figuratively speaking.
01:05:05And if you guys think that I'm gonna get stuck with the assignment from hell,
01:05:07and then you're just gonna pop by on the 11th hour and start calling all the shots,
01:05:10you got nothing coming.
01:05:11But you're...
01:05:12Now, I know.
01:05:13I bought a civilian into play.
01:05:14But there are extenuating circumstances, which I will explain at the right time to the senior people.
01:05:18But as far as what we do and how we do it, I am calling the shots.
01:05:22And if you don't like that, then you just don't let my point of access hit you on the way
01:05:25out.
01:05:30Now, what time are you supposed to be meeting Gibson?
01:05:32Eight o'clock.
01:05:34I'm supposed to call him once I check in.
01:05:36All right.
01:05:37Y'all better get going.
01:05:39Fine.
01:05:39Be sure to get a room that connects to another room.
01:05:42And then about 15 minutes later, you guys check in and get a room next door.
01:05:46Now, Chuck, wait a minute, guys.
01:05:47Chuck, we're gonna give you a wire.
01:05:49That way the boys will know what's going on.
01:05:50Now, remember, nobody, nobody makes a move until I give the word.
01:05:54Got it?
01:05:56Got it.
01:05:57Okay.
01:05:58I'll be in the car.
01:05:59We'll give Gibson and Lonnie some running room.
01:06:01That way there won't be any question when we get into court about their motivation.
01:06:04You know what I just realized?
01:06:05What's that?
01:06:07Mole's hud and I'll slip through the net again.
01:06:09Shit, that's right.
01:06:10Yeah.
01:06:11Well, you know, I thought I had him.
01:06:13Son of a bitch has nine lives.
01:06:15We got nothing on him.
01:06:17Now, listen.
01:06:19Remember, nobody makes a move unless I give the word.
01:06:22All right?
01:06:23Okay, better get going.
01:06:25Chuck, good luck.
01:06:26And thanks again for all your help, okay?
01:06:28Thank you.
01:06:29Yep.
01:06:38Needless to say, I was a little dizzy.
01:06:40I felt like somebody had thrown me in the dryer and set the dial for permanent press.
01:06:45I suppose I could have been upset to find out that Layla was onto me from the get-go.
01:06:49In fact, it'd be fair to say that she played me like a fiddle.
01:06:53But I wasn't pissed.
01:06:54I kind of dug the fact that Layla was so smart, so on top of the situation.
01:06:59And let's just face it, I dug the fact that she lifted the noose from around my almost-doomed neck.
01:07:07The whole scheme was pretty simple once you figured it out.
01:07:10Lonnie knew moles had a lot of cash moving through the bank.
01:07:13Lonnie and Gibson figured they'd hit the bank and split the three million bucks.
01:07:17But what nobody counted on was me and Harold.
01:07:3232-34.
01:07:34How can it be 32-34?
01:07:36I scored on my last three possessions.
01:07:38Well, look, it was 24-32.
01:07:42You scored six points.
01:07:43I just scored.
01:07:44That makes it 32-34.
01:07:47Do the math, dipshit.
01:07:48Check.
01:07:49You're the dipshit.
01:07:51Check.
01:07:52Oh.
01:07:52Oh.
01:07:59Evening, darling.
01:08:04Well, what a surprise.
01:08:07You sure are looking good.
01:08:10What do you want?
01:08:13And she's got a little bite to her.
01:08:17I like that.
01:08:20Where are you heading for, darling?
01:08:24Somewhere.
01:08:26I'd be willing to bet that somewhere is where Chucky Boy is with my money.
01:08:31And you're going to go and meet him, and you and him and my money are going to head for
01:08:35the hills.
01:08:37I guess we were fools trying to put anything over on you.
01:08:41Yeah.
01:08:44But I'm a nice guy.
01:08:47I'm willing to do you a big favor.
01:08:50I'm holding my bread.
01:08:52I'm willing to drive you out there where Chucky is.
01:08:55I don't want to ride.
01:08:57Want is not an issue here.
01:08:59You'll either get in the car and take us to where Chucky is, or the boys here will tie you
01:09:03up.
01:09:03I'll put a big old gag in your mouth.
01:09:05And you can lay around going like this, while your boyfriend Chucky is dangling out there, waiting for you.
01:09:16Fine.
01:09:18Let's go.
01:09:21Do you have something in there that you want Harv to hold for you?
01:09:30There you go.
01:09:32Thank you.
01:09:45Oh, I can't believe you're calling goaltending.
01:09:50You're goaltending.
01:09:51They're here.
01:09:52They're 50 minutes early, but they're here.
01:09:56Can you guys hear me?
01:09:57Steve Bill was my partner for six years.
01:09:59He never called goaltending.
01:10:01Well, maybe he never goaltending.
01:10:03No.
01:10:06They're right outside the door.
01:10:09Who is it?
01:10:11Howdy fucking doody.
01:10:13Open the goddamn door.
01:10:22You guys are a little early.
01:10:23Yeah, well, you're a little ugly.
01:10:30Angel, come in.
01:10:33Nothing.
01:10:36Angel, come in.
01:10:42Goddamn, what a lovely sight.
01:10:43Ain't that a lovely sight?
01:10:46Oh, and aren't you one little sneaky son of a bitch?
01:10:49I don't know what you're talking about.
01:10:51Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:10:53Ain't that precious Mr. Innocent here?
01:10:56Like I told you, all right?
01:10:57I found the money.
01:10:58In a trash barrel, behind a hand.
01:11:01What do you want to do?
01:11:03Well, like she said, it's her show.
01:11:05We've got to wait for her go-ahead.
01:11:08What if I told you that I don't buy you
01:11:11your goddamn money in an oil barrel bullshit?
01:11:15What if I said I think you're lying through your teeth?
01:11:18Can we get out of here?
01:11:19Would you shut up?
01:11:23What if I said that?
01:11:25All I can tell you is what I know, okay?
01:11:27I found the money in an oil barrel.
01:11:31You're the sheriff, so I came to you
01:11:33assuming you do the right thing.
01:11:39I got a good mind to kick your ass.
01:11:43What's so funny?
01:11:44I don't know.
01:11:44It's just that good mind part
01:11:46seems a little questionable.
01:11:49Oh!
01:11:53Ew!
01:11:55Goddamn smartass.
01:11:57I want to get out of here.
01:11:59I told you!
01:12:00We'll go in a minute!
01:12:04Take your witness here.
01:12:25You know, you might really go like this being tied up shit, boy.
01:12:33I'll tell you what.
01:12:35I believe you're gonna regret the day you ever met me.
01:12:40I see you trying to get out of that.
01:12:49They're walking out the door.
01:12:51We can't wait any longer.
01:12:53Let's do it.
01:13:15Come on out here and give me what's mine,
01:13:18or I'm coming in there.
01:13:21Let me go.
01:13:22We'll be right back.
01:13:23Let's do it.
01:13:27We'll be right back.
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