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Hey AJ - Season 1 - Episode 04: Birthday Bop
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00:02Hey AJ!
00:04Hey dad!
00:05He's my dad!
00:07Hey mom!
00:08Hey AJ!
00:09She's my mom!
00:11Hey Josie!
00:12Hey AJ!
00:13She's my bestie!
00:15Josie-o!
00:16He's a rabbit!
00:19That's some magic!
00:21Here we go!
00:23Here we go!
00:25Hey AJ!
00:28Hey AJ!
00:30Here we go!
00:32Hey AJ!
00:35Hey AJ!
00:37Here we go!
00:38Hey AJ!
00:40Hey AJ!
00:42Hey AJ!
00:43Hey AJ!
00:50The long, long ride.
00:54Dad?
00:55Dad, Dad, Dad!
00:57Don't you see that asteroid?
00:59Do something!
01:00I am!
01:01I'm doing evasive maneuvers!
01:03I'm getting out of the way!
01:05Look out!
01:06The starship cruiser is gonna...
01:08Dad!
01:09Look out!
01:10I know, I know, I know, I...
01:12I'm getting out of the way!
01:13Look out!
01:13I know, I know, I know, I...
01:13Girl, look at me!
01:14I know!
01:16Look out!
01:16Look out!
01:17Look out!
01:18Look out!
01:19Hello, astronauts!
01:21I'm the pilot of this vessel.
01:23Can you keep it a bit more quiet so I can concentrate on my driving?
01:27Aw, man.
01:29We're actually starship officers, Mom.
01:32And we just lost your starship!
01:34Do I need to pull this starship over?
01:38No.
01:39Are you gonna keep it down now?
01:41It's almost bedtime and we still have a long drive ahead.
01:45Mom's right.
01:46Let's take a little game break and settle for a bit.
01:50So, what are we supposed to do?
01:53Just try to sleep, honey.
01:55I'm not sleepy!
01:57How am I gonna go to sleep if I'm not sleepy?
01:59Oh, besides, there's no way Dad is gonna go to sleep so early.
02:03Right, Dad?
02:04Dad?
02:05Dad?
02:08Dad?
02:09Dad?
02:10You're making me look at him!
02:13Comber.
02:16Yes.
02:19Just let him sleep.
02:22Are you almost home?
02:24Just a while longer, baby.
02:27Okay.
02:30I can't fall asleep and there's officially nothing to do.
02:34Are we almost home now?
02:37Honey, it's been about ten seconds since you asked me that.
02:40Why are you so grumpy?
02:42I don't know.
02:43Are you hungry?
02:45You want some granola?
02:46Yes, please!
02:49And when we stop, I'll get you a steamed milk to help you sleep.
02:52Ooh!
02:54I love steamed milk.
02:56And it does make me sleepy.
03:00Mom?
03:01Why aren't the cows asleep?
03:02Cows only sleep a little bit, but they eat all day long, even at night sometimes.
03:07Sounds like Dad.
03:10I bet you get grumpy as me if you don't get enough to eat.
03:14Yeah, maybe.
03:15Aww.
03:17Why don't we listen to some music?
03:29Heading through the morning, halfway to dreaming dreams.
03:33Hope I make it to the border, before I'm falling fast asleep.
03:39This car is full of snoring, it's drowning out the radio.
03:45Why?
03:46Why?
03:47Why?
03:48Why?
03:49Hey!
03:49It's a long, long ride.
03:52For me, it's a long, long ride.
03:54It's a long, long ride, yeah.
03:57To me, it's a long, long ride.
04:00Wish I was sleeping, instead of riding through the night.
04:04It's a long, long ride.
04:06Long, long ride.
04:07To me, it's a long, long ride.
04:10Maybe you could help me, change the song on the radio.
04:15Think I've traveled with this music, about as far as I can go.
04:19This road is getting longer, every twist and turn I find.
04:25Why?
04:27Oh, my.
04:29Oh, why?
04:32Oh, why?
04:34Are we there yet?
04:37It's a long, long ride.
04:39Long ride.
04:40For me, it's a long, long ride.
04:43It's a long, long ride, yeah.
04:45To me, it's a long, long ride.
04:49Wish I was sleeping, instead of riding through the night.
04:53It's a long, long ride.
04:55Long ride.
04:56To me, it's a long, long ride.
05:05um are we stopping for milk soon i'm still not sleepy we'll stop soon but use your imagination
05:12to pass the time it's never let you down before oh maybe we can borrow some milk from those cows
05:19then i could be sleepy now hey what do you think cows can you help a sister fall asleep
05:30gasp astral's aj why are you awake you're supposed to sleep till we get back home to earth
05:37oh i know i have to figure out how to get into space sleep because it's a long way back
05:41to earth
05:42and i don't have any moony milk to make me sleepy can you help me fall asleep have some power
05:49clusters
05:52i can also read to you from the manual for the maintenance of a denaturizer flange
05:57no thank you
06:01i might sing for you a lullaby i am singing a lullaby so you can sleep until earth
06:08i'm so good you got your money's worth
06:15again no thank you
06:16shall i wake him please don't make me he's so large
06:21oh no i'll let him sleep come on let's go see the pilot
06:30i am surprised you are awake i know i need to fall asleep but i don't know how
06:36you can count space sheep or rabbit can sing a lullaby
06:42i am singing a lullaby so you can sleep until earth i'm so good you got your money
06:50how do you sleep pilot droid ziggy i have a button for that but i do not sleep when i
06:56am driving the
06:56spaceship that's probably a good idea wait what's that
07:08hey are those cosmic cows attention starship this is cowmander guernsey of astro herd 6
07:17cosmic cows will have moon milk that will help you sleep
07:22you must leave this sector immediately we are not um used
07:31are they stampeding towards us run or fly pilot droids ziggy
07:36hyper speed
07:43faster those cows are fast we cannot outrun them we will need to hide
07:50hey there they are
08:06looks like they're trying to send us a message
08:09we should hear them out
08:14this star grazing field is for cause
08:17mmmm cows only we do not want to share
08:20sorry cowmander we were just hoping for a cup of moony milk
08:25then we'll leave right away
08:28request for moony milk denied
08:29i don't want to beef with you astronaut aj
08:32you were famous and cool
08:34but you better huff it or there's gonna be trouble
08:37now
08:38move
08:41the cowmander seems grumpy and wanting to argue
08:44you or beef with you if i might make a cheap joke
08:49well if she's grumpy we should cheer her up
08:53check out all the information in the known universe machine it'll know how to cheer up a cosmic cow
08:59it's uh it appears to have broken somehow
09:02i do have a birthday coming up if someone wants to get me a new one
09:07astronaut aj i am not just the best pilot in this sector i am also an expert on cosmic house
09:13they are peaceful and are only grumpy when hungry
09:16hey they didn't want to share food
09:19they're just hangry
09:21hangry
09:22you're hungry so you get angry
09:25hangry
09:26aren't you supposed to know everything
09:28i can count to ten in esperanto
09:30i know who let the dogs out
09:33i know when my birthday is
09:35i know all the words to louie louie
09:37later rabbits
09:39i need loonie milk
09:40so we gotta feed some cosmic house so they're not hangry
09:51provide a green tea
09:54sorry
09:54a green tea and a small steamed milk please
10:04wait pilot droid ciggy
10:05i think i know what we need to do
10:10pilot droid
10:11we can't outrun the cosmic house
10:13they're too fast in catching us
10:15i think we should feed them
10:21turn the ship so we can face them
10:23right away astronaut aj
10:24turning space vessel around
10:31get ready to throw the snacks
10:33three
10:34two
10:35one
10:55thank you astronaut aj
10:57you're just as cool as i heard
11:00we sure were hangry
11:03see
11:04hangry
11:08excuse me
11:09anyway
11:10thanks for the snacks
11:12fly safe
11:13over and out
11:17oh
11:18and we're sending you a little moony milk over as a thank you
11:21mmm
11:22any thanks
11:23problem solved
11:26huzzah
11:32thanks for the moony milk cowmander
11:42i see the moon milk is working
11:49oh i can sleep
11:52all the way back
11:53of course
12:00are we there yet
12:01i'm getting kind of hangry
12:03oh really now is that so
12:14fucken
12:19hope y'all are ready
12:20nothing says sunday picnic in the park like one of my big marty five sandwiches
12:26mr aj's dad i can't wait
12:28and please make one for theo too
12:31what's that
12:34you want to play hide and go seek to work up your appetite
12:37oh good idea theo playing hard always makes me hungrier
12:41come on jazz let's go play
12:43i would
12:44but i promised my moms i wouldn't mess up my good sunday clothes
12:49sunday clothes
12:50but aren't those the clothes you wear every day
12:52hello
12:53different color tie
12:55i can't just wear electric blue on any old day you know
12:59besides i'm counting how many more pieces of cheese it would take for mr bannon's sandwich
13:04to fall down
13:05i'm thinking
13:06i think
13:07maybe one more
13:09what i'll have you know this sandwich is as sturdy as a rock
13:13it's marty five
13:21yep one more it is
13:23okay i guess i can play now
13:27hmm
13:28i guess it could have been a little more sturdy
13:31okay i'm the seeker
13:33start hiding
13:34one
13:36two
13:37three
13:38three
13:38four
13:40five
13:42six
13:43seven
13:44eight
13:46five
13:46ten
13:49ouchie
13:49ready or not
13:51ooh
13:52are you okay aj
13:54looks like you need a hide and go break
13:57i'm fine
13:58but where did theo go
14:00i think he flew into those bushes over there
14:07yes
14:07double gas
14:08double gas
14:08those beetles look kind of scary and not very nice
14:11those look like stag beetles to me
14:14they may look scary but they're harmless
14:17if you're careful with them
14:21harmless
14:21but what if one of them has theo on one of those big pinchy thingies
14:25we've got to go save him
14:28it's time for an adventure
14:42and while we're on the subject where are we
14:53i think we're in a giant bug jungle
14:56bug jungle
14:57it's a bungle
15:00oh this place gives me the creeps
15:02sounds like a long horned beetle
15:05they make that noise like this
15:14that's one of the many reasons why i don't like beetles
15:25oh wow
15:26look at her
15:28so pretty
15:30ladybugs are the coolest
15:31not like all those big scary beetles
15:34well guess what jesse
15:36ladybugs are beetles
15:38beetles come in all shapes sizes and colors
15:40and they even smell with their feet
15:42really if i smelled with my feet
15:45i'd have to smell my shoes all the time
15:48i guess the beetle didn't like the smell of your feet
15:58hey
15:58i wonder what theo is doing right now
16:03aj
16:04aj
16:05where are you
16:16i suppose this is a good time to mention that i'm quite chewy and not very delicious at all
16:26also
16:27it's almost my birthday
16:30oh shaking my head
16:32you think i'm gonna eat you
16:34this happens to me all the time
16:36people see me they just
16:37oh
16:37oh no
16:38oh
16:40oh no
16:41well now trust me son
16:42i'm not gonna harm you
16:44my name's buster swagstag beetle
16:47but most folks call me mr b
16:49oh uh theo
16:50and everyone calls me
16:52theo
16:53i feel awful about being afraid now that i've met you
16:56well as big mama beetle used to say
17:00never judge a bug by his pencils
17:03you all right by me theo
17:05i'll be even better when i find aj
17:08what's an aj
17:10aj is this extraordinary awesome girl who adopted me
17:13i live with her and her parents
17:16earlier today we were playing hide go seek
17:19now i'm afraid she's lost forever
17:21well looks like we're in the same situation my bunny brother
17:24i'm a little lost myself
17:26i can't find my family
17:28hey man
17:29maybe we can help each other out
17:31yes we can both be on the lookout for our loved ones
17:34that sounds like a smashing idea
17:36smashing
17:39are you okay
17:40never say smashing around a bug son
17:43it reminds us of big stompy shoes
17:47oh yes i see that now
17:49sorry mate
17:50oh it's an honest mistake
17:52climb on buddy
17:53we can move a lot faster like this
17:57have you ever considered getting a saddle
17:59phil phil phil phil phil
18:09what's that
18:24don't worry earthworms won't hurt us
18:28the most fascinating fact about earthworms
18:31they have five hearts
18:33and they love veggies like broccoli and kale
18:36you sure they don't eat kids
18:41maybe if it has five hearts
18:44then it'll be nice enough to move
18:46uh excuse me
18:48but can you please let us pass so we can find theo
19:01wow thanks
19:05almost there
19:06almost got it
19:17i sure hope he doesn't get that tie dirty
19:21doggone it
19:23man no sign of your age
19:25and i still can't remember my way back home
19:27i'm sure your family must miss you
19:30oh and i miss them like crazy
19:32it's my night to regurgitate dinner
19:35sounds lovely
19:36if you're a beetle i mean
19:41phil phil
19:44i sure hope he's okay
19:47i'm thirsty
19:49and i'm hungry
19:50and i miss theo more than ice cream and french fries
19:55where can he be
19:58like a leaf without the tree
20:01a flower without the bee
20:04clearly i'm not me without you here
20:10like a tea without the scone
20:13a king without his throne
20:16i feel so alone without you near
20:22i'm bug bug bugging without you
20:25bug bug bugging without you
20:28i'm bug bug bugging without you here
20:37like an ice without the cream
20:40a player without a team
20:43it's hard for me to dream without you here
20:49like a night without the day
20:52a bunny without a birthday
20:55i don't know what to say without you near
21:01i'm bug bug bugging without you
21:04bug bug bugging without you
21:07i'm bug bug bugging without you here
21:14i'm bug bug bug bugging without you here
21:37give me a sec
21:43do you mind lowering the tone a little bit
21:48i almost dropped my bunny buddy
21:56oh theo i've missed you more than
21:59ice cream and french fries same
22:02are you okay
22:03yes mr b here is as harmless as a bug
22:08thanks for helping me find aj
22:10i only wish that i could have helped you find your way home
22:14maybe we can help you out
22:19i'm glad we found dio
22:21and this little crawler
22:24yep it's a stag beetle
22:26most bugs have a place in nature and this one can't hurt you
22:30but always be careful around bugs you don't know
22:32and there's never a reason to smush them
22:40okay little guy let's put you back with your family
22:44take a bite to your new friend theo
22:51aww so cute
22:59congratulations jazz you managed to keep your sunday tie clean and my martyfied sandwich is now complete
23:10oh man and it's martyfied
23:14ah classic dad
23:17okay that's on me
23:19i mean it's on your tie but
23:21you know what i'm saying sorry
23:23ah
23:24ha
23:25ha
23:26ha
23:26ha
23:27ha
23:30ya
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