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00:10¡Garfield, wake up!
00:12Good morning, John.
00:13No time for small talk, Garfield.
00:14It's Christmas morning, and you know what that means.
00:17Of course I do.
00:17Christmas means presents.
00:19Lots and lots of presents.
00:20First things first, Garfield.
00:22You can't open presents on an empty stomach.
00:24Here are your breakfast lasagnas.
00:26You may eat your way to the tree.
00:41Okay, Garfield, you wait right here while I get your gift.
00:53Now that's what I call a Christmas gift.
01:02It's the gift that keeps on giving, Garfield.
01:04Here, let me show you.
01:06Now watch this.
01:08This gift-giving machine can read your mind.
01:11Whatever you think of, it will give you.
01:14Observe.
01:23Neat, huh?
01:24Let me try that.
01:33And that's just for starters.
01:36Now this is what Christmas is all about.
01:39Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
01:42Just when you think all your presents are accounted for,
01:46that's the time you gotta ask for more.
01:49Well, Christmas is my favorite time of year.
01:53Well, that's the time I get my Christmas cheer.
01:56Come on!
01:57Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
02:00Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
02:02I'm gonna shake all the goodies right off the tree.
02:06Come on.
02:07Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
02:08Yeah.
02:11Things, stuff, gadgets, toys, greed, avarice.
02:15I love it.
02:16Hey, Garfield.
02:18Garfield, wake up.
02:20Huh?
02:21Oh, it's you.
02:24Leave your number.
02:25I'll get back to you.
02:27Hey, Garfield.
02:28Guess what today is.
02:30Listen carefully, John.
02:32I don't do pop quizzes before breakfast, okay?
02:35Are you ready for this, Garfield?
02:37It's Christmas Eve morning.
02:39We're gonna pack up our presents
02:40and go to the farm for Christmas.
02:42Won't that be fun?
02:44You've got a real sick sense of humor, John.
02:47You know that, don't you?
02:48The whole family's gonna be there.
02:49Dad, Mom, and Grandma, and Doc Boy.
02:52And Good Boy, and Bad Boy, and Old Boy, and Atta Boy.
02:55Come on, Garfield.
02:56We have a busy day ahead of us.
03:02Why is it every Christmas I get drug out of my warm bed
03:05just to see some stupid old relatives?
03:08And why is it I always have to go to the stupid old farm?
03:11Why can't they come here where my warm bed is?
03:14And why am I whispering?
03:41We're almost back on the farm now, boys.
03:43I can almost smell Mom's chestnut dressing
03:46baking in the oven right now.
03:48That's not what I smell.
03:50There's no doubt about it.
03:52Christmas is my favorite holiday.
03:54The air is crisp, homes are brightly decorated,
03:58and everybody's walking around with big smiles on their faces.
04:02Almost everybody.
04:04I think the best part is watching the faces of children
04:08and sharing the memories of being a child at Christmas.
04:12I remember when my brother Doc Boy and I were little.
04:15Oh, brother, here we go again.
04:18Dad would chop down the tree.
04:20Chores.
04:21Mom would fix up the meal.
04:23Work.
04:24Doc Boy would get in the way.
04:26Fighting.
04:27Big, fat, hairy deal.
04:30Decorating the tree.
04:32Gardening.
04:32Wiring all of the lights.
04:34Electrical contracting.
04:35Wrapping boxes and writing out cards.
04:38Office work.
04:39Out of sight.
04:40Ow, ow, ow.
04:41Then we'd take those presents and pile them under the tree.
04:46We'd barely get a wink of sleep.
04:49Wondering what they could be.
04:51Ow.
04:51The special gifts of Christmas.
04:54Christmas.
04:54That really make it great.
04:56It's so great.
04:57Are the insomnia.
04:59And the anxiety.
05:02Kids get from having to wait.
05:05Can't wait till Christmas.
05:08There's so much to do.
05:10Ow, ow, ow.
05:10Can't wait till Christmas.
05:13Wake me when it's through.
05:17Now behave yourself this Christmas, Garfield.
05:20No problem.
05:21I'll wait in the car.
05:28Ho, ho, ho.
05:30Merry Christmas, Mom.
05:31Oh, Merry Christmas to you too, honey.
05:34Oh, it's so nice to see you.
05:36Here, let me take those packages.
05:47Hi, Dad.
05:48Merry Christmas.
05:49Merry Christmas, City Slicker.
05:51Doc Boy, how's my favorite brother?
05:53Don't call me Doc Boy.
05:54And you've probably forgotten I'm your only brother.
05:57Oh, you're right.
05:59Don't mind me.
06:00You can visit till your lips fall off for all I care.
06:02I'll just sit here in the dark alone until you decide to come over and pay your respects.
06:08Nobody gives a hoot about an old woman like me anyway.
06:11How could I ignore my favorite girl?
06:13Merry Christmas, Grandma.
06:15Oh, ho, ho.
06:16Merry Christmas, John.
06:17How have you been?
06:18Oh, I've been doing okay, considering.
06:21What's this, John?
06:22I see you're putting on a little belly.
06:24Is that city life making you soft?
06:28Oh, you're getting soft, boy.
06:30You need to get more physical.
06:31Take me.
06:32I do a hundred sit-ups every morning.
06:34My belly is hard as a rock.
06:35Come on.
06:36Hit me right here.
06:37Give me your best shot.
06:38Uh, Grandma, you remember Garfield, don't you?
06:42Well, I'll be.
06:44I remember back when all we had were wood-burning cats.
06:48What won't they think of next?
06:50Bizarre.
06:52Isn't this wonderful?
06:54The whole family is together again for the holidays.
06:57Oh, we are going to have such a splendid Christmas.
07:00Oh, I'm so happy I could just burst.
07:03Oh, put a sock in it, dearie.
07:05Let's go finish dinner.
07:07I can see Grandma and I are going to get along just fine.
07:17This is what it's all about.
07:19Right, boys?
07:19Hard work, brisk weather, and beautiful scenery.
07:23What scenery?
07:25I think somebody turned the lights out.
07:27In fact, I'd go so far as to say things can't get much worse than...
07:32I've got to quit saying that.
07:42By any chance, you're not thinking of putting chili powder in my sausage gravy, are you, Grandma?
07:49Why, no!
07:52It's the best of child.
07:54What would give you such a notion?
07:57It's because my chili gravy won a blue ribbon at the county fair, and your gravy didn't even place.
08:02Who am I to tell you how to make gravy?
08:05The Green County Gravy Champion, that's who.
08:11Hey, Garfield, where's Odie?
08:13In the barn, let's see.
08:33Hello, what's this?
08:35Wyatt sausage gravy.
08:49Perfect.
08:50Mmm, this smells great.
08:52Well, that is very...
08:54Thank you.
08:56I haven't had that before.
08:57They're tasty.
08:59Doc boy, will you say grace, please?
09:02Oh, Mom.
09:03Doc boy!
09:05I never know what to.
09:08Lord, we just want to tell you how grateful we are for this food, and, um, for letting us all
09:18be here together on Christmas Eve.
09:21Amen.
09:22And as surely as the waters of the streams and the rivers find the sea, let each of us find
09:32happiness and wisdom in this hour.
09:35Ah, thanks, Lord.
09:38Let's eat.
09:40Hey, Mom, pass the potatoes, please.
09:42Scallop, whipped, fried, baked, or boiled.
09:43Mom, you always fix too much food.
09:46I know, honey, I know.
09:47Now, what would you like?
09:49I can't decide.
09:50Just give me a piece of pie.
09:52Apple, peach, pumpkin, blueberry, cherry, or banana cream.
10:06Hmm, attentive service.
10:08Excellent cuisine.
10:10However, the decor leaves something to be desired.
10:13I give this place two stars.
10:16You sure are packing the food away tonight, Grandma.
10:20I'm eating for two now, dear.
10:22Ah.
10:25That was a great meal, Mom.
10:27Ahem.
10:28And you, too, Grandma.
10:29Ahem.
10:30Thank you, John.
10:31Well, it wasn't much, but I was hoping you'd like it.
10:35Hey, Garfield, there's plenty of leftovers.
10:38Would you like something to eat?
10:39Oh, no thank you, John.
10:42I have opted to watch my waistline this holiday season.
10:46Okay, everybody.
10:47It's time to trim the tree.
11:06Just listen to him, Garfield.
11:08All jawing at once like a bunch of banshees.
11:12Crazy, isn't it?
11:13Of course.
11:14To make it through this whole life, you have to be a little crazy.
11:17You said it, Grandma.
11:18Why, just look at me.
11:20I talk to cats.
11:25Careful, Dad.
11:26Don't hurt yourself.
11:27Why is it we always put the stupid star on last?
11:31Why don't we put the star on the top of the tree and then put the tree up?
11:36Well, it just wouldn't be Christmas if we put the star on first, honey.
11:41Hey, Garfield, come over here.
11:44Garfield, I have a very important job for you.
11:47It's a dangerous assignment, but if you succeed, you'll be a hero.
11:53A hero.
11:54A hero.
11:54I like that.
11:55I want you to take this star up the tree and put it on the top.
11:59Climbing trees is my life, sir.
12:02If I'm not back in an hour, send a banana cream pie after me.
12:06This is going to be a piece of cake.
12:08Never send a man to do a cat's job.
12:34Oh, yeah.
12:36Yeah.
12:36Oh, God.
12:44Whoever invented Christmas trees should be drug out into the street and shot.
12:51Is everybody ready?
12:53Here we go.
13:02Nice touch.
13:04Why don't you play for us, Mom?
13:13Christmas is here, mistletoe and laughter, carols and bells ringing to the rafters,
13:25lights on the tree, candles all aglow, and all who pass by say hello.
13:37Why, hello, Garfield.
13:40How did you know I needed a kitty in my lap?
13:43Wild guess.
13:44Since Grandpa passed on, I've whiled away many a lonely hour rocking and stroking my cats.
13:51I envy those cats.
13:53Grandpa was a proud man, a strong man.
13:57He was a good provider.
14:00We never had much money, but we always had plenty of food on the table.
14:07And he always made something special for me and each of the children at Christmas.
14:14Men like him didn't feel like they could show much affection outwardly to the children, but on Christmas, it was
14:22okay.
14:23He always pretended not to be excited on Christmas morning, but his eyes gave him away.
14:31I think, I think, I think, I think it was his favorite day of the year.
14:38Sometimes I wake up in the night and I can still feel his strong arms around me.
14:47This is the night I miss him the most.
14:52Keep Christmas here in your heart.
15:03And now, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for Dad to read us our Christmas story.
15:22Yeah!
15:24Which is entitled...
15:26Dinky, the Clown Who Saved Christmas.
15:30Do I have to do this?
15:33Here's the book, dear.
15:34Now go over to your favorite chair and we'll all listen to you read the story.
15:38I'm beginning to feel a little silly reading this book year after year.
15:43Think of the children, dear.
15:45Yeah.
15:45They so look forward to it.
15:47Right, Dad.
15:48Yeah, let's see if Binky saves Christmas again this year.
15:57Once upon a time, there was a clown named Binky who loved children.
16:02Every time Binky saw children, he would say,
16:05Hey, kids!
16:06No, no, no, no, no, no.
16:08Dad, read it with more emotion.
16:10Yeah, yeah.
16:10And why don't you say it like Binky says it?
16:15Every time Binky saw children, he would say,
16:19Hey, kids!
16:22Cut that out.
16:25And once again, Binky the Clown saved Christmas for children all over the world.
16:31The end.
16:32I don't know about you, John, but for a couple of minutes there, I was getting pretty worried.
16:37Ooh, me too.
16:39All right, boys.
16:40It's time to get ready for bed.
16:42All right!
16:43Yeah!
16:44Yeah!
16:52Yeah!
17:33¿Odie? ¿Now, where did he go?
17:43You can never find an elf when you need one, when you've got to get that toy beneath the tree.
17:49Yeah, when an elf is what you need, his energy, his speed, there never seems to be one who's free.
17:58Then comes that magical moment, so the story goes on Christmas Eve, when elves and other weirdos think it's better
18:08than death than the sea.
18:10Please, you can never find an elf when you need one, and you don't know what you're gonna do.
18:17But if you believe the magic of Christmas Eve, then one can find you.
18:31I don't believe it. These letters must be 50 years old.
18:41Hey, Dad. Psst. Hey, Dad, you awake?
18:46Dad. Dad, you awake?
18:49Well, I'm awake now. What do you boys want?
18:52Is it time to open our presents yet?
18:54It's 1.30 in the morning. No, it's not time to open presents yet.
19:00It is Christmas morning now, you know.
19:03Doc Boy has a point there, Dad. Anytime after midnight is technically Christmas morning, you know.
19:08I'll go to bed.
19:11All right, all right.
19:13Pleasant dreams, Dad.
19:15It is Christmas morning.
19:17I know that, and you know that.
19:30I know that.
19:34Do you want to eat breakfast, or do you want to open presents?
19:39Presents!
19:42Oh, Mom and Dad, thank you.
19:45You're welcome.
19:49Well, that was a very nice Christmas.
19:54It's not over yet. One minute.
20:06Why, thank you, Garfield.
20:09What's this?
20:11Oh, my.
20:13Oh, my.
20:16What are they, Grandma?
20:17John, these are love letters your Grandpa sent me when we were courting a long, long time ago.
20:24My darling, if the sea were of ink and the sky of parchment, I could not begin to write my
20:30love for you.
20:34When next we meet, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my.
20:42Well, what does he say, Grandma?
20:44It is inappropriate for a lady to talk about her romances, my dear.
20:49Garfield, I don't know how you managed to find these letters.
20:52I think they are the nicest presents I could have received.
20:56Garfield, thank you very, very much.
21:00Yeah, you might say I just kind of fell into him.
21:08What is it, Odie?
21:14Okay, I'm coming.
21:19Okay, what do you want?
21:22Ta-da!
21:24Okay, what is it?
21:37Whoa!
21:38Let me try that.
21:45Odie, sometimes you amaze me.
21:49This is the best present a cat could ever get.
21:52Now and then, there's something special.
22:00All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here, will you?
22:06I have something to say.
22:08Christmas.
22:09It's not the giving.
22:11It's not the getting.
22:13It's the loving.
22:16There, I said it.
22:18Now get out of here.
22:21Let's have a good old-fashioned Christmas down on the farm.
22:29A little overeaten never did you any harm.
22:32Let's open up the presents, eat a turkey or two.
22:36It's a good old-fashioned Christmas.
22:38You're the lady.
22:43It's a good old-fashioned Christmas down on the farm.
22:46Let's talk out of the fire to keep our tipsy warm.
22:50Let's kick off the rooftop and sing a song or two.
22:52Let's do this again next year.
22:55Let's do this again next year.
22:55You're the lady.
22:56Woohoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
23:27¡Gracias por ver!
23:29¡Gracias por ver!
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