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Hey AJ - Season 1 - Episode 04: Birthday Bop
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00:02Hey AJ!
00:04Hey dad!
00:05He's my dad!
00:07Hey mom!
00:08Hey AJ!
00:09She's my mom!
00:11Hey Josie!
00:12Hey AJ!
00:13She's my bestie!
00:15Josie-o!
00:16He's a rabbit!
00:19That's some magic!
00:21Here we go!
00:23Here we go!
00:25Hey AJ!
00:27Hey AJ!
00:30Hey AJ!
00:31Here we go!
00:32Hey AJ!
00:35Hey AJ!
00:37Here we go!
00:38Hey AJ!
00:40Hey AJ!
00:42Hey AJ!
00:44Hey, A.J.
00:50The long, long ride.
00:54Dad?
00:55Dad, Dad, Dad!
00:57Don't you see that asteroid?
00:59Do something!
01:00I am!
01:01I'm doing evasive maneuvers!
01:03I'm getting out of the way!
01:05Look out!
01:06The Starship cruiser is gonna...
01:08Dad!
01:09Look out!
01:10I know, I know, I know, I...
01:13Bro, look at me!
01:15I know!
01:16Look out!
01:16Look out!
01:17Look out!
01:18Look out!
01:19Hello, astronauts!
01:21I'm the pilot of this vessel.
01:23Can you keep it a bit more quiet
01:24so I can concentrate on my driving?
01:27Aw, man.
01:29We're actually Starship officers, Mom.
01:32And we just lost your Starship.
01:34Do I need to pull this Starship over?
01:38No.
01:39Are you gonna keep it down now?
01:41It's almost bedtime and we still have a long drive ahead.
01:45Mom's right.
01:46Let's take a little game break and settle for a bit.
01:50So, what are we supposed to do?
01:53Just try to sleep, honey.
01:55I'm not sleepy!
01:56How am I gonna go to sleep if I'm not sleepy?
01:59Oh, besides, there's no way Dad is gonna go to sleep so early.
02:03Right, Dad?
02:05Dad?
02:08Dad?
02:09Dad?
02:10You're making me look at him!
02:13Hombre.
02:16Yes.
02:19Just let him sleep.
02:22Are we almost home?
02:24Just a while longer, baby.
02:27Oh, okay.
02:30I can't fall asleep and there's officially nothing to do.
02:34Are we almost home now?
02:37Honey, it's been about ten seconds since you asked me that.
02:40Why are you so grumpy?
02:42I don't know.
02:44Are you hungry?
02:45You want some granola?
02:46Yes, please!
02:49And when we stop, I'll get you a steamed milk to help you sleep.
02:52Ooh!
02:54I love steamed milk.
02:56And it does make me sleepy.
03:00Mom?
03:01Why aren't the cows asleep?
03:02Cows only sleep a little bit.
03:04But they eat all day long.
03:06Even at night sometimes.
03:08Sounds like Dad!
03:10I bet you get grumpy as me if you don't get enough to eat.
03:14Yeah, maybe.
03:15Aww.
03:16Why don't we listen to some music?
03:20Let's do it.
03:21Let's do it.
03:23Let's do it.
03:28Let's do it.
03:28Let's do it.
03:29Let's do it.
03:29Let's do it.
03:29Heading through the morning, halfway to dreaming dreams.
03:34Hope I make it to the border, before I'm falling fast asleep.
03:39This car is full of snoring, strowling out the radio.
03:45Why, why, why, why?
03:48Hey!
03:49It's a long, long ride.
03:52For me, it's a long, long ride.
03:54It's a long, long ride, yeah.
03:57To me, it's a long, long ride.
04:00Wish I was sleeping, instead of riding through the night.
04:04It's a long, long ride.
04:07To me, it's a long, long ride.
04:10Maybe you could help me change the song on the radio.
04:15Think I've traveled with this music about as far as I can go.
04:20This road is getting longer, every twist and turn I find.
04:26Why, oh, my, oh, why, oh, why?
04:35Are we there yet?
04:37It's a long, long ride.
04:39Long, long ride.
04:40For me, it's a long, long ride.
04:43It's a long, long ride, yeah.
04:46To me, it's a long, long ride.
04:49Wish I was sleeping, instead of riding through the night.
04:53It's a long, long ride.
04:55Long, long ride.
04:56To me, it's a long, long ride.
05:04Mom, are we stopping for milk soon?
05:07I'm still not sleepy.
05:09We'll stop soon, but use your imagination to pass the time.
05:13It's never let you down before.
05:17Oh, maybe we can borrow some milk from those cows.
05:20Then I could be sleepy now.
05:22Hey, what do you think, Kaz?
05:24Can you help us just to fall asleep?
05:30Gasp!
05:31Astral's AJ, why are you awake?
05:33You're supposed to sleep till we get back home to Earth.
05:37Oh, I know.
05:38I have to figure out how to get into space sleep
05:40because it's a long way back to Earth.
05:42And I don't have any moony milk to make me sleepy.
05:46Can you help me fall asleep?
05:48Have some power clusters.
05:51I can also read to you from the Manual for the Maintenance of a Denaturizer Flange.
05:57No, thank you.
06:01I might sing for you, a lullaby.
06:04I am singing a lullaby so you can sleep until Earth.
06:08I'm so good you got your money's worth.
06:11La-la-la-la-la...
06:15Again?
06:16No, thank you.
06:17Shall I wake him?
06:18Please don't make me.
06:19He's so large.
06:22No, I'll let him sleep.
06:24Come on, let's go see the pilots.
06:30I am surprised you are awake.
06:33I know.
06:34I need to fall asleep, but I don't know how.
06:37You can count space sheep, or robots can sing a lullaby.
06:42I am singing a lullaby so you can sleep until Earth.
06:47I'm so good you got your money.
06:48No, thank you.
06:50How do you sleep, pilot droid Ziggy?
06:52I have a button for that.
06:54But I do not sleep when I am driving the spaceship.
06:58That's probably a good idea.
07:01Wait, what's that?
07:08Hey, are those cosmic cows?
07:12Attention, Starship.
07:13This is Cowmander Guernsey of Astroherd 6.
07:17Cosmic cows will have moon milk.
07:20That will help you sleep.
07:22You must leave this sector immediately.
07:27We are not, um, used.
07:31Are they stampeding towards us?
07:34Run, or fly, pilot droids Ziggy.
07:37Hyperspeed.
07:43Faster.
07:44Those cows are fast.
07:45We cannot outrun them.
07:47We will need to hide.
07:50Hey, there they are.
08:06Looks like they're trying to send us a message.
08:09We should hear them out.
08:14This star grazing field is for Cosmic Cows only.
08:19We do not want to share.
08:21Sorry, Cowmander.
08:22We were just hoping for a cup of moony milk.
08:25Then we'll leave right away.
08:28Request for moony milk denied.
08:29I don't want to beef with you, Astronaut A.J.
08:32You were famous and cool.
08:34But you better huff it, or there's gonna be trouble.
08:38Now, move.
08:41The Cowmander seems grumpy and wanting to argue.
08:45Or beef with you.
08:47If I might make a cheap joke.
08:49Well, if she's grumpy, we should cheer her up.
08:53Check out all the information in the known universe machine.
08:56It'll know how to cheer up a Cosmic Cow.
08:58It appears to have broken somehow.
09:02I do have a birthday coming up if someone wants to get me a new one.
09:07Astronaut A.J., I am not just the best pilot in this sector.
09:10I am also an expert on Cosmic Cows.
09:13They are peaceful and are only grumpy when hungry.
09:16Hey, they didn't want to share food.
09:20They're just hangry.
09:22Hangry?
09:22You're hungry, so you get angry.
09:25Hangry?
09:26Aren't you supposed to know everything?
09:28I can count to ten in Esperanto.
09:31I know who let the dogs out.
09:33I know when my birthday is.
09:35I know all the words to Louie Louie.
09:38Later, rabbits.
09:39But I need loony milk.
09:41So, we gotta feed some Cosmic House so they're not hangry.
09:51Provide a green tea.
09:54Sorry.
09:55A green tea and a small steamed milk, please.
10:04Wait, pilot droid Siggy.
10:06I think I know what we need to do.
10:10Pilot droid, we can't outrun the Cosmic House.
10:13They're too fast in catching us.
10:16I think we should feed them.
10:21Turn the ship so we can face them.
10:23Right away, Astronaut A.J.
10:25Turning space vessel around.
10:30Get ready to throw the snacks.
10:34Three, two, one!
10:54Oh, thank you, Astronaut A.J.
10:58You're just as cool as I heard.
11:00We sure were hangry.
11:04See?
11:04Hangry.
11:08Excuse me.
11:10Anyway, thanks for the snacks.
11:12Fly safe.
11:13Over and out.
11:17Oh, and we're sending you a little moony milk over as a thank you.
11:22Mmm, any thanks?
11:23Problem solved.
11:26Huzzah!
11:32Thanks for the moony milk, Cowmander.
11:42Thanks for the moony milk, Cowmander.
11:49Thanks for the moony milk, Cowmander.
11:50Oh, I can sleep all the way back.
11:53Mmm, of course.
11:57Hmm.
12:00Are we there yet?
12:01I'm getting kind of hangry.
12:03Oh, really, now?
12:05Is that so?
12:14Falcon!
12:19Hope y'all are ready.
12:21Nothing says Sunday picnic in the park like one of my big, mighty five sandwiches.
12:26Mr. A.J.'s dad, I can't wait.
12:29And please make one for Theo, too.
12:31What's that?
12:34You want to play hide-and-go-seek to work up your appetite?
12:37Ooh, good idea, Theo.
12:39Playing hard always makes me hungrier.
12:41Come on, Jazz, let's go play.
12:43I would, but I promised my moms I wouldn't mess up my good Sunday clothes.
12:49Sunday clothes?
12:50But aren't those the clothes you wear every day?
12:53Hello?
12:54Different color tie?
12:55I can't just wear electric blue on any old day, you know.
12:59Besides, I'm counting how many more pieces of cheese it would take for Mr. Bennett's sandwich to fall down.
13:06I'm thinking...
13:07I think maybe one more.
13:09What?
13:10I'll have you know, this sandwich is as sturdy as a rock.
13:14It's mighty fine.
13:18Whoa!
13:21Yep, one more it is.
13:23Okay, I guess I can play now.
13:27Hmm.
13:28I guess it could have been a little more sturdy.
13:31Okay, I'm the seeker.
13:33Start hiding.
13:34One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, five, five, ten.
13:48Ouchie!
13:50Ready or not.
13:51Ooh.
13:53Are you okay, AJ?
13:54Looks like you need a hide-and-go break.
13:57I'm fine.
13:58But where did Theo go?
14:00I think he flew into those bushes over there.
14:07Yes!
14:07Double gas!
14:08Those beetles look kind of scary and not very nice.
14:11Those look like stag beetles to me.
14:14They may look scary, but they're harmless.
14:17If you're careful with them.
14:21Harmless?
14:22But what if one of them has Theo on one of those big pinchy thingies?
14:25We've got to go save him.
14:28It's time for an adventure.
14:30Hey!
14:38Theo!
14:39Theo!
14:40Where are you?
14:42And while we're on the subject, where are we?
14:47Oh!
14:53I think we're in a giant bug jungle.
14:56Bug jungle?
14:57It's a...
14:58a bungle!
15:00Oh, this place gives me the creeps.
15:03Sounds like a long-horned beetle.
15:05They make that noise like this.
15:14That's one of the many reasons why I don't like beetles.
15:25Oh, wow!
15:27Look at her!
15:28So pretty!
15:30Ladybugs are the coolest.
15:32Not like all those big, scary beetles.
15:34Beetles!
15:35Well, guess what, Jesse?
15:36Ladybugs are beetles.
15:38Beetles come in all shapes, sizes, and colors.
15:41And they even smell with their feet.
15:43Really?
15:44Really?
15:44If I smelled with my feet, I'd have to smell my shoes all the time!
15:48Blech!
15:52I guess the beetle didn't like the smell of your feet.
15:57Hey!
15:59Hey!
15:59I wonder what Theo is doing right now.
16:03AJ?
16:04AJ?
16:05Where are you?
16:16I suppose this is a good time to mention that I'm quite chewy and not very delicious at all.
16:26Also, it's almost my birthday.
16:30Oh, shaking my head.
16:32You think I'm gonna eat you?
16:34This happens to me all the time.
16:36People see me, they just...
16:37Oh, no!
16:39Oh, no, no!
16:41Now, trust me, son.
16:42I'm not gonna harm you.
16:44My name's Buster Swagstag Beetle, but most folks call me Mr. B.
16:49Oh, uh, Theo.
16:51And everyone calls me Theo.
16:53I feel awful about being afraid now that I've met you.
16:57Well, as Big Mama Beetle used to say,
17:00Never drudge a bug by his pencils.
17:03You all right by me, Theo.
17:05I'll be even better when I find AJ.
17:08What's an AJ?
17:10AJ is this extraordinary, awesome girl who adopted me.
17:14I live with her and her parents.
17:16Earlier today, we were playing hide-go-seek.
17:19Now I'm afraid she's lost forever.
17:21Well, looks like we're in the same situation, my bunny brother.
17:25I'm a little lost myself.
17:26I can't find my family.
17:28Hey, man, maybe we can help each other out.
17:31Yes, we can both be on the lookout for our loved ones.
17:34That sounds like a smashing idea.
17:36Smashing!
17:39Are you okay?
17:40Never say smashing round a bug, son.
17:44It reminds us of big, stompy shoes.
17:48Oh, yes, I see that now.
17:49Sorry, mate.
17:50Oh, it's an honest mistake.
17:52Climb on, buddy.
17:53We can move a lot faster like this.
17:56Have you ever considered getting a saddle?
18:00Theo?
18:01Theo?
18:02Theo?
18:04Theo?
18:08What's that?
18:24Don't worry.
18:26Earthworms won't hurt us.
18:28The most fascinating fact about earthworms, they have five hearts.
18:33And they love veggies like broccoli and kale.
18:36You sure they don't eat kids?
18:41Maybe if it has five hearts, then it'll be nice enough to move?
18:47Uh, excuse me?
18:48But can you please let us pass so we can find Theo?
19:00Wow, thanks.
19:05Almost there.
19:07Almost got it.
19:17I sure hope he doesn't get that tie dirty.
19:20Doggone it!
19:23Man, no sign of your age, and I still can't remember my way back home.
19:28I'm sure your family must miss you.
19:30Oh, and I miss them like crazy.
19:33It's my night to regurgitate dinner.
19:35Sounds lovely.
19:37If you're a beetle, I mean.
19:40Theo?
19:42Theo?
19:44I sure hope he's okay.
19:47I'm thirsty.
19:49And I'm hungry.
19:51And I miss Theo more than ice cream and french fries.
19:55Where can he be?
19:57Theo!
19:58Like a leaf without the tree.
20:01A flower without the bee.
20:05Clearly I'm not me without you here.
20:10Like a tea without the scone.
20:13A king without his throne.
20:17I feel so alone without you here.
20:22I'm bug, bug, bugging without you.
20:26Bug, bug, bugging without you.
20:29I'm bug, bug, bugging without you here.
20:37Like an ice without the cream.
20:40A player without a team.
20:44It's hard for me to dream without you here.
21:02I'm bug, bug, bug, bug, bugging without you.
21:05I'm bug, bug, bugging without you.
21:08I'm bug, bug, bugging without you here.
21:14I'm bug, bug, bugging without you
21:16Bug, bug, bugging without you
21:19I'm bug, bug, bugging without you
21:23Here
21:36Give me a sec
21:43Do you mind lowering the tone a little bit?
21:48Almost dropped my bunny buddy
21:56Oh Theo, I've missed you more than...
21:59Ice cream and french fries? Same
22:02Are you okay?
22:04Yes, Mr. B here is as harmless as a bug
22:08Thanks for helping me find AJ
22:10I only wish that I could have helped you find your way home
22:14Maybe we can help you out
22:19I'm glad we found Theo
22:21And this little crawler
22:24Yep, it's a stag beetle
22:26Most bugs have a place in nature and this one can't hurt you
22:30But always be careful around bugs you don't know
22:32And there's never a reason to smush them
22:40Okay, little guy, let's put you back with your family
22:44Take a bite to your new friend, Theo
22:51Aw, so cute
22:59Congratulations, Jazz
23:00You managed to keep your sundae tie clean
23:03And my martified sandwich is now complete
23:11Oh man
23:12And it's martified
23:14Ah, classic dad
23:17Okay, that's on me
23:19I mean, it's on your tie but
23:21You know what I'm saying
23:23Sorry
23:23To be close
23:24Oh, so cute
23:49You can see my dificult было
23:51Yes, my eggs
23:51I think the pointer
23:52You know what I'm saying
23:53That's it
23:53I hope you've been subscribed
23:53Yeah, of course
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