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Bait - Season 1 - Episode 04: Loyalty, Allegiance
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00:12Your food is ready.
00:15Amazing.
00:17One mixed bro.
00:19Wow.
00:20One biryani.
00:24Orkadol.
00:25Great.
00:26And some naan.
00:28Enjoy your meal.
00:29Let us know if you would like anything else.
00:30Can I get some more water?
00:31Yeah, sure.
00:44Oh my god, Yasmin.
00:47What the fuck?
00:50What are you doing here?
00:52What are you doing here?
00:54Oh yeah, you come here every year on Eid, don't you?
00:57I totally forgot.
00:59You forgot?
01:00Yeah.
01:01I'm just here picking up some food.
01:03Right.
01:04What a coincidence.
01:07Actually, do you mind if I...
01:11What's happening?
01:13I just told you I'm just here to pick up some food.
01:15On the other side of London.
01:17At 9.30.
01:18On Eid.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Don't eat that.
01:22Why not?
01:23You won't like it.
01:25I think I know what I like.
01:25It's chicken, not lamb.
01:29Why would you get the chicken?
01:30Trying new things.
01:31Is that okay?
01:32Yeah.
01:33Bit weird because the lamb's a signature.
01:34Okay, so you're here because of the article.
01:36Can we stop pretending?
01:39I'm sorry, what article?
01:41Are you being serious right now?
01:44I'm sorry if I missed your...
01:45What is it?
01:46An article?
01:46That sounds fun.
01:47Tell me about it.
01:48You're doubling down on this.
01:49Great.
01:50Dude, you know how it's like.
01:52I got busy.
01:52You're busy.
01:53Well, I'm sure you're not fixated on everything that I'm doing, right?
01:56This is a strong take.
01:57I've got to hand it to you.
01:58I don't know what you mean.
01:59It sounds like you think I'm...
02:00I'm like killing myself to be something that I'm not.
02:03And you memorized it.
02:05That's sad.
02:06Who's that?
02:06Oh, you're sad.
02:07I'm not sad.
02:08I've been having a great time.
02:09I've been swapping out political art for vanilla distraction.
02:12Can you stop quoting my article, please?
02:14Which is inherently a fun thing to do.
02:15And it's not even about you, actually.
02:16Oh, it's not about me.
02:17Full disclosure, Charlotte Eve and I know one another
02:20and have spent time together socially?
02:23Is that how you're going to describe our relationship?
02:26That's how she described our relationship, all right?
02:27You calm down.
02:28These people are not your audience.
02:30You're ruining their dinner.
02:31And mine.
02:32This is revenge porn, man.
02:33This is revenge porn dressed up as an identity politics and pop culture think piece.
02:37Is it revenge porn if you're fucking yourself over?
02:40Yeah.
02:40Actually, it is.
02:41That's a sub-genre of revenge porn.
02:43Yeah, it is.
02:43It doesn't matter what kind of porn it is.
02:45Delete that now!
02:47Delete that or I'll break your fucking nose with it.
02:49Yeah, it's good.
02:50And the deleted pics folder.
02:51What do you think?
02:51I'm fucking thick.
02:52Isn't that what you want?
02:55And that's not a private language here, you idiot.
02:58Dude, can you still eat it?
02:59If you wanted a selfie, you can talk to me.
03:01I'm very approachable.
03:01Okay, uncle.
03:02Yeah, thank you.
03:03Dude, enjoy your milkshake.
03:04Yeah, show's over.
03:05What are you doing?
03:06Are you kidding me?
03:07Enjoy your little fan's work.
03:08Come on, man.
03:08That's taking the...
03:09Is she paid?
03:10Yes, I paid.
03:11And I'm the dramatic one.
03:12Okay, look.
03:13Time out, please.
03:13I just want to talk.
03:14Excuse me.
03:15Hold her all the time.
03:16I'm sorry about that.
03:17Can we just have a chat?
03:18It's not right, man.
03:19It's not right.
03:21Shut up.
03:22Look here.
03:22I don't want to drink for me, Todd.
03:24Hey!
03:25Fucking hell.
03:27Did you see that?
03:27Is there a back door?
03:30Where's the back door?
03:31I think they're here for me, right?
03:32Anyone?
03:33Fine, thanks.
03:34I'll find it myself.
03:35Wait.
03:36Wait, go.
03:38Ready?
03:39Sorry.
03:39Yo!
03:42Sarah, Sarah, and it's it?
03:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
03:44Go away.
03:45Go away.
03:45You're not allowed.
03:46Not allowed, please.
03:47Now, forgive me.
03:48You're good.
03:49All right.
03:50Sorry.
03:51What are you...
03:51You're not being worried?
03:52Okay, come here.
03:55Hey, sir.
03:55You will not be here.
03:56I'm not trying...
03:57I'm trying to be there!
03:58I'm on my way out.
04:00You're not allowed.
04:02You're not allowed.
04:02You're not allowed.
04:03I'm allowed.
04:03You're allowed.
04:03You're allowed.
04:05You're allowed.
04:06I didn't... I didn't...
04:07Charger, stop.
04:09Okay.
04:10Okay, sorry.
04:11I wonder if they're all wrong.
04:12I just wanted to see you.
04:13The last bit wasn't my fault.
04:16Come on, there.
04:17That was crazy.
04:18You're crazy.
04:20Me?
04:21Come on, you knocked three fingers out just by staring at me.
04:24If you ever need a job, I could do it with security.
04:28If you think that was fine, you have some serious issues.
04:32Better than, you know, book club for one.
04:33What kind of E's is that, huh?
04:34How about your E's?
04:35What? Crossing London to stalk your ex?
04:37You need help.
04:38You know what? I do.
04:39And you did help me.
04:41And I'm grateful, because it shows that you care.
04:43I do care, actually.
04:44What was for a beautiful lady?
04:47You know what? Yeah.
04:48Yeah, I'll buy a rose.
04:50Well, I should be dangling you, right?
04:52No, please.
04:53What?
04:54How much are rose?
04:55Five, good.
04:56Okay, that's a bit steep. I'll do 250 for her.
04:58Okay, you're embarrassing yourself.
04:59Oh, isn't that...
05:00That's not the first time I would have done that for you, though, is it?
05:03I don't need a rose from you.
05:05You don't need anything from anyone.
05:06No, just not from you, actually.
05:08My life's pretty great.
05:09Okay, if it's great, lend me five pounds.
05:10And I'll buy you a rose, and we're going to stop from scratch.
05:13Five pounds expensive.
05:16Hmm?
05:17You know, if you knew me at all...
05:19You know, I hate roses.
05:22And I remember that.
05:23I just...
05:23You've got to love the gesture, huh?
05:25You love the gesture.
05:26Guys, guys, why don't you come in for the best curry on Brick Lane?
05:2920% off for the lovely couple, eh?
05:31We're not a couple.
05:32Well, we used to be.
05:33She'd met my family.
05:34Yeah, I did, actually.
05:36And you know what?
05:37He made me wear a jacket over my sleeveless dress the first time when I met his dad.
05:40Well, not in a fun-to way.
05:42Just my dad's a bit of a, like, a little pervy uncle, mate.
05:45Listen, she was making out like I would have locked her in a cupboard if we carried on dating.
05:48Yeah?
05:49She's putting all her cultural and family issues on me just because I'm brown.
05:52That's racist, isn't it?
05:52Isn't it more racist to be killing yourself to play a white, neocolonial MI6 agent?
05:56But if I played him, he wouldn't be white, would he?
05:58Yeah, but you would be.
05:59Guys, I've got an idea.
06:01Why don't you go to my cousin's restaurant across the road?
06:03I think that's better for you.
06:04Don't you want to hear about how he brought a date to my friends and family screening?
06:07A date?
06:09That was not a date.
06:10She was a work colleague that I brought.
06:11She was shit in your mango tree flop.
06:14Guessing it wasn't enough to snog her on screen.
06:16Good for the career to be spotted out and about with her.
06:18God forbid anything come for that.
06:20Okay.
06:20Okay.
06:21Hadn't we broken up by then?
06:22Sure.
06:22That night was about me.
06:23Okay?
06:24And also, taking a break isn't the same as breaking up.
06:27Okay.
06:28So then how exactly would you define how we...
06:29Fucking cunt.
06:30Fuck.
06:30What?
06:31I left my bag at the restaurant.
06:33Okay.
06:34Do you...
06:35You have to go back there now?
06:36I have my passport in it and I'm leaving tomorrow.
06:38Where are you going?
06:38Fuck.
06:38Argentina.
06:39What?
06:40Why are you going to Argentina?
06:42Wait.
06:43Someone's taken it.
06:45Look, my AirPods are moving.
06:46Fuck.
06:47Oh, shit.
06:48You're not going to catch it on foot.
06:49You need a cab, mate.
06:50Oh, wait.
06:51Taxi.
06:53I need to get it back.
06:55That's gone.
06:56Listen.
06:56Can you just...
06:57Just let me help.
06:59Just trust me for once.
07:01I don't know.
07:03Come on.
07:04Come on.
07:05Come on.
07:06Come on.
07:06Come on.
07:07Come on.
07:07Come on.
07:07Come on.
07:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:08Seriously?
07:09Hey, mate.
07:09Listen.
07:10Can you give us a lift?
07:11Yeah.
07:12Okay.
07:12Yeah?
07:13How fast does this go?
07:14Not that fast.
07:16Faster than walking, though, isn't it?
07:17Oh, yeah.
07:17It's a bike.
07:20If you annoy me, I will ditch you.
07:22Oh, you always say that, but you're still here.
07:24Yeah, well, I'm leaving the country tomorrow, aren't I?
07:26Hey, this is an emergency.
07:28Can you follow this dot?
07:30Yeah.
07:31All right, auntie.
07:31I've got you.
07:32Auntie?
07:33You're definitely going to get a tip.
07:34All right, listen.
07:35It's going to be fine.
07:36What's in Argentina?
07:38Funding came through for my dock.
07:40The ship brick one?
07:40Mm-hmm.
07:42Come on.
07:43Come on.
07:45Proud of you, man.
07:46I don't mean that to patronise you.
07:48Well, it was a little bit patronising.
07:49No, seriously.
07:50I wish there were more docking entries about ship bricks.
08:04Your dad is more, um, her of Rufondo.
08:08I appreciate you saying that.
08:10He would have killed to have me in your family.
08:14I would have had to kill him.
08:15I'd have to keep pulling him to one side like that.
08:17What the fuck are you doing?
08:17Chill out, mate.
08:22How is he?
08:24He's not good.
08:26Nah, he's not, um...
08:29Yeah, he's not good.
08:36I think my whole family hates me.
08:39They probably do.
08:51Shut up.
08:52I can make you feel...
08:55I can make you feel...
08:56That is...
08:57Come on, that's crazy.
08:59Of all the tunes.
09:00That's wild.
09:06Me, can you turn it up?
09:09Better, turn it up for your auntie.
09:11I'm getting an auntie when you're raving.
09:13I can make it.
09:13I can make it.
09:14I can make it all clearer.
09:18Don't appreciate it.
09:20Don't let you be in there.
09:22Fly so hard that you can feel it.
09:26Whatever you feel inside.
09:29I can make you feel...
09:30Is it here?
09:31Somewhere around there.
09:32Maybe it's in the diner over there.
09:34In there?
09:35You know.
09:38Thanks.
09:39Yeah.
09:40Ten percent off your next ride.
09:41Leaving tomorrow.
09:42Well, when you get back then.
09:43Not coming back.
09:44What do you mean, I'm coming back?
09:45It doesn't matter.
09:47What do you mean by that?
09:48Cat, Manny, Charlie?
09:50No, man.
09:51Nice one.
09:54What do you mean, you're not coming back?
09:58It's here.
10:00Okay.
10:01Okay?
10:02Um, yeah.
10:04I think, is that down there on the left?
10:06Yeah.
10:06Hurry up.
10:07It takes weeks to get a new passport.
10:08Don't worry.
10:09We're going to get it.
10:10Wait, I think it is.
10:12It's like behind.
10:12It's this one here.
10:19Hi.
10:20Hi.
10:21Welcome to the glow up.
10:2325 ahead.
10:24Oh, I'd like to pay, please.
10:26But I don't have my wallet or phone, so.
10:29How's this become an expensive date for me?
10:36And here are your putty bags.
10:40Down the corridor on the right.
10:42Okay.
10:42Putty bags.
10:43Okay.
10:44So, what are we going to put for exactly?
10:45Uh, it's a bum bag.
10:46Okay.
10:47What kind of bum bag?
10:48Just a bag.
10:50Right.
10:50Neon.
10:51Pink and yellow.
10:53Wait, is this the one that I got you?
10:54Yeah.
10:55Aww.
10:56All right.
10:57Relax.
10:58What?
10:58We shouldn't be too hard to find, right?
11:00It's convenient.
11:00It's a useful size bag.
11:02Okay, okay.
11:06Aw.
11:07Sharp.
11:12Might be a bit tricky.
11:13Oh, shit.
11:16I'm never going to find my bag in here.
11:18Whoa.
11:18Aren't you forgetting something?
11:21So what?
11:22Check your goodie bag, mate.
11:23Can't let you on the dance floor like that.
11:27Oh, with the paint.
11:29All right.
11:30All right, um, fuck it.
11:33Um, I'm not really, I'm shit at this kind of...
11:35Sit down.
11:36I'll do it.
11:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, be nice.
11:43Be nice.
11:44When am I not nice?
11:47As much as you want to, um, humiliate me, just remember who's passport with us.
11:53Don't rush the artist, please.
11:57Sorry.
12:01Oh, look into her soul.
12:07Why'd you get rid of the nose ring?
12:10Um, I don't know.
12:11You look so much fitter with that nose ring, man.
12:14What?
12:14Fuck you.
12:15What?
12:15Just saying, took the attention away from that cold, dead look in your eyes.
12:19Probably around the same time as you, um, started losing half your hair.
12:23You know, um, fitting hair is linked to high levels of testosterone, so...
12:27I know you're broke.
12:27So if you need some money for a hair transplant in Turkey, you just let me know.
12:31No, I'm fine.
12:31You know, I just take all my self-loathing and I rub it on my scalp every day.
12:34But thanks for chopping me up on self-loathing.
12:36Next time I see you, you're going to have shaved your head and you're going to tell me it's for
12:40a role.
12:41Or, because I'm going to have a really secret sad illness and you're going to be so upset about all
12:45the time you just spend together now that I'm dead.
12:48Yeah?
12:48Yeah.
12:49Death guilty.
12:49Yeah.
12:50That's a straight-up auntie move.
12:51It is.
12:53Sorry, did that trigger you?
12:54Sorry, does that turn you on?
12:55Right.
12:56I know.
12:57Yeah, I see my turn.
13:22Let me check in.
13:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
13:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
13:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:03You having fun?
14:05Yeah, I am actually, I'm having fun.
14:08We're going to be looking for a bag.
14:09Yeah, I'm looking as well.
14:10All right.
14:11I'm always looking.
14:11Don't worry.
14:17Actually not a bad eat in the end.
14:18Not the worst.
14:19You know what I mean?
14:23What are you looking at me for? I don't have it.
14:37Line?
14:41Could I go to the bathroom, yeah?
14:53Puh!
15:16You don't have the balls to be blown!
15:20Are you fucking mad?
15:24I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
15:51Oh!
16:26Hey!
16:28Hey!
16:33Can you find it?
16:44I just want to say what you're doing, you'll be halfway across the world on your own.
16:50It's amazing.
16:52You're fearless.
16:52I've always admired that about you.
16:54Thanks.
17:01So, where are you going to live?
17:03The flat or something?
17:05Yeah, I found a place near the offices.
17:07Okay.
17:07Great.
17:08Yeah.
17:10Do you like a good neighbourhood?
17:12I'm just saying a woman out there on her own.
17:14I can take care of myself.
17:16I know, I know, I know.
17:16I know that your Spanish is kind of shit, so you're going to need someone to translate
17:20What are you doing?
17:21What am I doing?
17:22I'm looking for your passports and I'm having a little bit of a rape.
17:26What?
17:28Found the bag, didn't you?
17:31No.
17:34What?
17:35Yeah you did, you psycho.
17:37What are you talking about?
17:38You just said passports with a fucking S.
17:41Where are they?
17:42Where are they?
17:42Fine, fine, fine.
17:46Oliver Winthrop?
17:48Fucking Winthrop, man.
17:50And I'm the one trying to be white.
17:51Now then, leave me the bag.
17:52I'll put it in the beer.
17:53Fuck off!
18:11Hey.
18:13Hey.
18:15Hey, why did you lie to me?
18:16I didn't fucking lie to you.
18:17You didn't tell me you got a boyfriend.
18:18Why do you think I'm here?
18:19You're the one that lied about the passports.
18:22Okay.
18:23Alright, then I'll be honest now.
18:24I am not here for your fucking article, okay?
18:26I'm here, I'm here for you.
18:27Look, I'm here for you.
18:29Because I miss you.
18:31I miss us.
18:34Okay?
18:36I'll admit that.
18:39Now, can you admit,
18:41if it's really all done between us, it's a little bit weird
18:43that you didn't want to tell me about your boyfriend.
18:45How long?
18:46A year.
18:47That you're moving to another country tomorrow?
18:50Yeah.
18:50I mean, there's something.
18:52I've got cold feet.
18:53This is a fucking big decision.
18:55Okay, so you've got cold feet.
18:57Yeah, okay.
18:58But I didn't want to see him on my last night in London.
19:01Am I out here running around with you?
19:02Why is that?
19:04Hmm?
19:04But he's fucking great.
19:06He's really great and he loves me.
19:08And he's reliable and he's there for me.
19:11So, I don't know.
19:13I don't know.
19:25Do you want to know what it's like?
19:26Hmm.
19:29Doing the dirty work.
19:34Fighting everybody.
19:35Hmm.
19:35And being a nobody.
19:39I...
19:41I don't live with myself.
19:43I live with whoever they need me to be.
19:51And if I don't know who I am, it's because I feel like maybe you don't want to know.
19:58Are you acting?
20:02No.
20:02It's like...
20:04lines.
20:04They are lines, but the feeling isn't honest.
20:10You're insane.
20:21Please don't go.
20:27Take care.
20:29Okay?
20:58Yes!
21:00Close the murmur.
21:11Thanks!
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