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00:30if you didn't have a touch of venom in you now, would you?
00:34Cruella is out of full force.
00:36At least these birds didn't die in vain, darling.
00:39You are a troublemaker.
00:42You're like a total con.
00:44No wonder you live in L.A.
00:45Because it's a f***ing fake city.
00:47What is your problem?
00:48Why are you always defending it?
00:49Why don't you f***ing defend me for one?
00:50Because you are a side-corset bitch!
00:56Why don't you bother me?
00:57You know you'll never feed me.
01:00You might be free.
01:01But this is my sin.
01:09The kids are so excited to have family here.
01:12I noticed that Valentina saw a bug in the house
01:15and she didn't want to kill it.
01:18And I was like, that's just like Micah when she was young.
01:21I am one of three children.
01:23I am the middle child, the only girl.
01:25My older brother is Shane, and my younger brother is Braun.
01:28But Max wanted to kill the bug, which was me.
01:33Braun lives in Boston, and he flew in for my birthday.
01:36Trying to kick some butt now.
01:37Okay, be easy on me.
01:39It's been a few days.
01:40Braun is the best trainer in America.
01:44We got what you want, we got what you want, we got what you want, we got what you want
01:48to come in, yeah.
01:49Oh my goodness, we got a good, cloudy British day, which is probably a great workout day.
01:55Every week we've got a weekly call where we work out.
01:58Hey!
01:59Hey, what's going on?
02:01Four, yeah.
02:03Up, and then squeeze wood.
02:05Squeezing.
02:05One, get low, get low, get low.
02:06Yep, there you go.
02:08It's just such a cool thing to me that we get to work together on a weekly basis.
02:12I mean, if you can train me, you can train anyone.
02:16Hello!
02:18Hi!
02:19Morning!
02:20Welcome!
02:22Is this your brother?
02:23This is my brother!
02:24This is your brother!
02:26Thank you so much!
02:26Is he coming to polo with us?
02:28He's coming.
02:29It's obviously my birthday week, and every year I naturally just love polo, so I do polo lunch.
02:34So this year, I thought I would get out of my comfort zone this next trip around the sun
02:39and take a polo class for my birthday.
02:42Ewan?
02:43Yeah.
02:44Braun and I virtually train every week together, and so I was like, you know what?
02:47While you're here...
02:48Fun opportunity to kick some butt and have some fun.
02:50Don't kick my butt too hot.
02:52No, no, no.
02:52We're going to have some fun.
02:53You guys ready?
02:54Okay.
02:55Oh, we're signing off.
02:56You can't start on sitting.
02:57Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
02:59Go quick feet in place.
03:00Get those feet moving.
03:02Go, girl!
03:03Go, girl!
03:06Americans are hardcore with our workouts.
03:08Of course, I have the exceptional Emmas, but most of my friends do not work out.
03:12Let's go.
03:14Keep you going.
03:15Squat down low?
03:15I don't think my body goes that way.
03:18Down, girl!
03:19I've been single for a long time.
03:23I want to be the kind of girl that wakes up at 6 a.m. and goes for a 14
03:26.5k run.
03:29I'm not that kind of girl.
03:31So this next one, we're going to be going to some walkout planks.
03:35This is exactly what the doctor ordered.
03:39Well, hello.
03:43He has a great body.
03:45There's some vitamin D out here, right?
03:48In England now, you have to take that and pill form that.
03:51Von's a sweetheart.
03:52He's like a very happy puppy with a mustache.
03:57You're looking good.
03:58Twisting those abs.
03:59Tummy in, tits out.
04:02Oh, my God.
04:03Woo!
04:04Woo!
04:04Thanks, Cass.
04:05Thanks for coming.
04:06How are you doing, Margot?
04:07Do you need a cigarette?
04:08Yeah.
04:09I really do.
04:10Are you sure everybody's for a cigarette?
04:11Yeah.
04:12Wait, so, Margot, I wanted to check up on you and see after everything, which was a fabulous
04:17party.
04:17Oh, you're so kind.
04:18Very stunning.
04:18I got so pissed.
04:19I forgot to tell anyone to eat anything.
04:21Who else needs champagne?
04:22I'm being a very lax hostess.
04:24Darling, thank you so much.
04:26I really miss having staff.
04:29I hate it.
04:29It was delicious.
04:30It was amazing, actually.
04:32But I wanted to see how you're doing.
04:35Aw, thank you.
04:35You're always so thoughtful.
04:37Well, that was a tough one.
04:38You wouldn't be wearing this if you didn't have a touch of venom in you now, would you?
04:42Exactly.
04:43I actually feel bad for Martha, because when she finds out what a friend you really are,
04:49you're like a total con.
04:51When two people gang up on you and everyone else is neutral,
04:56you're being ganged up on.
04:58I'll feel, like, really bullied, really attacked.
05:01Oh.
05:02With Kimmy, she genuinely has a heart of gold.
05:06But she's a tiger.
05:07Yeah.
05:07And she's a tiger because she's had to be a tiger.
05:09And if you're on the wrong side of those claws, it's vicious.
05:13And you're so similar.
05:15I know.
05:15That you clash, and then you're like, wait, actually, we could be best friends, because you share a best friend.
05:20I know.
05:21You and Kimmy will sort it out, because you'll both say to each other's faces.
05:25With Mark, I feel like it's something similar.
05:27I don't think it's a genuine meanness in him.
05:30I think it's a playing for the laugh.
05:32He likes to be funny.
05:33And sometimes what he says to be funny is cruel.
05:36But then just be funny.
05:38Kimmy is forthcoming.
05:40But with Mark, to say all these things behind my back and then be nice to my face is just
05:46two-faced.
05:47I think he's so insecure that he thinks that this fake little clown thing that he does is better than
05:56the real version of him.
05:58He's desperate for everyone to like him.
06:06Hello.
06:07Hello.
06:08How are you?
06:09How are you?
06:10Lovely to see you.
06:11Lovely to see you.
06:12This is always the highlight of any week.
06:15How are you, my friend?
06:16I just look for excuses to keep coming back.
06:19This is a lovely project.
06:20And all the things we're going to do for it.
06:22It's so funny.
06:22I'm so excited.
06:24This is such an exciting project.
06:25Work on it.
06:26The reason I fell in love with the house in Florence is because it belonged to the Negronis, much like
06:31my house in London, which belonged to Oscar Wilde, who is one of my great idols.
06:36So I couldn't really turn it down.
06:38The drawing room has an amazing color palette in the ceiling.
06:42There are pinks and blues and gold.
06:44And we can thread that.
06:45We can use it as detail points, can't we?
06:46That's existing.
06:47Thread it through as detail points.
06:48It's not changing.
06:49Both of my parents have always been collectors.
06:51So I grew up essentially in auction houses.
06:54It's not like, oh, we've started off in beige here, so we're going to go to caramel there.
06:58You know.
06:59Dive.
07:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:01Beige.
07:01I mean, just a sin, a crime.
07:05Is there a color of a dessert from childhood?
07:08Certainly not.
07:09Okay.
07:10As a child, I was never really around people my age unless it was at school, and I found them
07:14all rather ordinary anyway.
07:15And so, in many ways, I definitely consider myself an old soul.
07:19I have no interest in popular culture.
07:21I want to play a little pop culture quiz.
07:23Go for it.
07:24Whose door they explore?
07:25What?
07:26I have absolutely no idea who that person is.
07:29Have you ever seen a Star Wars movie?
07:31No, I haven't seen Star Wars.
07:33Can you name a video game?
07:34A video game?
07:35The Sims!
07:37What group was Beyonce in before she went solo?
07:39I don't know, but I know Beyonce, and I went to her concert, and I was underwhelmed.
07:42So sorry.
07:43Oh, God, I shouldn't have said that.
07:44You got one point, Mark.
07:46The thing about Mark is that he, like, thinks he's, like, funny and laughy and whatever, but he's not.
07:51He's just mean, and he doesn't have a sense of humor.
07:53I think in Mark there is a pure heart of gold, and I think it's his heart of gold, weirdly,
07:58ironically, that makes him really mean, because he wants to make people laugh and have fun.
08:02So time-wise, how quickly do you think we can get concrete plans in place?
08:08Autumn, do you think? Does that work for you?
08:09Yeah, well, it's too hot in the summer.
08:11Well, yeah, yeah.
08:13You have a reputation.
08:14Okay.
08:15Not of being aloof, but being, like, a little untouchable.
08:18I'm so pleased.
08:20I know, that you end up, right?
08:22It thrills me.
08:22But I think sometimes...
08:25It's a safety mechanism.
08:27It's weird to give you a compliment and then tear down the thing that you've complimented.
08:31He's a liar, maybe even, like, a psychopath, because who does that?
08:35Mark has said things that are funny, but what he's doing to me isn't funny.
08:39It's meant to be hurtful, and then he's gaslighting me and everyone else by saying, oh, it's just a joke.
08:44No, it's not. It's s***.
08:45And he knows it.
08:46My whole thing is, like, whenever I'm in a moment where I feel like Margo's being attacked, and I'm like,
08:50don't you feel this way or whatever, we'll be like, no, she's pretty awesome.
08:53Like, I feel like that's important from a friend group.
08:55Oh, my God, you're going to make me cry. I feel so alone, actually.
08:58That's really sweet.
08:59Oh, Margo.
09:00You guys, I'm also really tired. It's okay.
09:04It's okay.
09:05We love you.
09:06You guys.
09:07We love you.
09:07I'm really smelly. I don't want to hug you more than that.
09:10Margo and Mark are both bitching about each other. I'm really worried that they're going to get to a point
09:14where they can't move on.
09:15And I'm really sad about that because they're both fabulous if they would just give each other a chance.
09:20I think he needs to know. Like, he needs to know about his behavior.
09:23What if Missy and I went and had a chat with him?
09:26Like, what's going on?
09:27Yeah, with your permission?
09:28I just think Mark is a people pleaser, so if he realizes that, like, it does not please the people
09:34to be a backstabbing little bitch, he probably will stop.
09:40One thing I am nervous about is I've got my birthday event coming up, and I feel like...
09:46Oh, yeah, the polo.
09:47You're going to have to have a conversation first before you give us mallets.
09:50I've got...
09:54Coming up on Ladies of London, this Margo girl is just kind of, you know, using her for people she
09:59knows here.
10:00But that's obvious.
10:01I think True Colors will shine soon.
10:04Yeah.
10:25Buongiorno.
10:26Buongiorno.
10:27Darling.
10:27Do you know, this is the first time I've been in here in the daylight and sober.
10:31I can attest to that.
10:33Oh, this is lovely.
10:34How are you, my love?
10:35Oh, darling, I'm so happy to see you.
10:37Me too.
10:37Would you care, dare I say it, for a glass of water?
10:43I definitely know that I had a shower in it earlier.
10:47I thought that was the sole purpose.
10:49Clearly, you had a lot to talk about.
10:50Yes.
10:51Well, what did you think about that picnic?
10:53I don't think I'd ever seen you cry.
10:57I know.
10:59You backstabbed me, and that killed me.
11:00I have not backstabbed you, kiddie.
11:03That's how I feel.
11:03You're the bigger you are.
11:05No, I'm not.
11:07Martha's my good friend, and I'm with her during the good, the bad, and the ugly.
11:10And this Margo starts causing all this gossip.
11:13But then Martha, she took her side, and I just thought she's being heavily manipulated.
11:17I don't even know who Martha is when she's around Margo.
11:20It's like I'm talking to a completely different person.
11:25What is your problem?
11:26Why are you always defending her?
11:27Why don't you defend me for once?
11:28Because you are a psychotic bitch.
11:30I love you for it, but you are.
11:32She's not.
11:33Not the same way you are.
11:34She's like some kind of Margo bot.
11:37You see, I thought Martha was smarter than that.
11:40No, Martha's very bright, and in some other ways, emotionally, really off.
11:45Yeah.
11:46I love her, because sometimes in my life, when I've had ups and downs,
11:49she's the first person to come to my house, say, let's have some tea.
11:52She's a very kind person.
11:54Of course she is.
11:55And I think this is why she gets in a lot of problems.
11:58She gets in all these situations, whether it's with men or friends or strangers.
12:03Are you sure he was even a builder?
12:05I guess, please, yeah.
12:06So he's like, I'm not doing the job.
12:08I'm like, drop back my keys.
12:09Oh, you gave him your house keys?
12:11It really grates me to see someone being taken advantage of, and I'm upset.
12:15It's so important to be a good judge of character.
12:18I think this Margo girl's just kind of, you know, using her for people she knows here.
12:22But that's obvious.
12:23I think she's very disingenuous.
12:24But she should realize that, you know, if someone's causing trouble between all her friends,
12:29there's obviously something amiss.
12:31I know.
12:31I know.
12:31I think True Colors will shine soon.
12:36Try and get your knee to elbow.
12:39Good.
12:44I've made some small progress.
12:46Oh, look at you.
12:47It's always an ab exercise, though.
12:49Every time you come in, you're like, I just want abs.
12:51Abs.
12:52Nothing else.
12:53You don't do anything else.
12:54Three seconds.
12:56Two, one.
12:57And relax.
12:58Woo!
12:59How did you go, Phil?
13:00Feel all right?
13:00Amazing.
13:01I feel great.
13:02I've really let myself go over the last couple of years.
13:06You was excellent.
13:07Good to be back.
13:08Oh, thank you, darling.
13:08Thank you for having us back.
13:09Super.
13:10Feel good?
13:10Oh, so much better.
13:11Woo!
13:12Good.
13:12I love the e-pulse of workout because it's, like, so quick.
13:16It's 20 minutes.
13:17In and out.
13:17Boom.
13:17Done.
13:18And I'm, by nature, terribly lazy.
13:21But this summer, I have made some improvements.
13:23Clearly.
13:26That was good.
13:27We're back to it.
13:28We're back to it.
13:29Now that you're becoming more settled with home,
13:33what do you want to do?
13:34What do I want to do?
13:35Yeah.
13:35I really want to get back on horse.
13:37I've always been happiest.
13:40With horses.
13:41With horses.
13:41I've had some wonderful horses, but two real standout.
13:45And Daphne is Delilah's daughter.
13:47Delilah had Daphne just when I was going through my divorce.
13:50Where is the old girl?
13:51Where is Daphne?
13:52She's with my amazing friend, Laurie.
13:55Up in Oxfordshire, Gloucestershire area.
13:57But by the time Daphne needed to be broken in and start her career,
14:01I didn't have the finances.
14:03And so I had to put her out on loan.
14:05And so I've never actually ridden Daphne.
14:08It's so ridiculous.
14:09Because they say to me, come and see her.
14:12Why are you not taking this up yet?
14:14Because there's so much emotion to address.
14:18Okay.
14:18It's just so painful.
14:20You're not quite ready.
14:21You need to work up to it.
14:22No, but I am ready.
14:23I'm going to, I'm not ready.
14:25You are ready, you're not ready.
14:27It's probably been maybe five, six years since I sat on a horse.
14:32And therefore it's easier not to see Daphne.
14:34Daphne's a big reminder of the life that I don't have anymore.
14:37She's a reminder of my failings.
14:40I couldn't afford to feed myself, let alone a horse.
14:47So it's time to get back in the saddle.
14:49I feel quite overwhelmed at the moment.
14:52One thing at a time.
14:53Don't take on, you know, everything today.
14:57Yeah, today what I need is a big fat juicy burger.
15:00Yeah, okay.
15:04Coming up on Ladies of London.
15:06By the way, Martha is exceptional on a horse.
15:11You can tell.
15:12Martha, you're going the wrong way.
15:34Wait, I found a whole bunch of stuff before July.
15:38Oh, Martha.
15:40You do that, I'll hang these up in places.
15:45Oh my God.
15:46Happy Fourth!
15:47Fourth, darling!
15:48Yeah!
15:49Happy Fourth.
15:51In America, Fourth of July is the most fun ever.
15:55What's Fourth of July?
15:56Are you guys hungry?
15:58Yeah, I'm hungry.
15:59I've never had a Fourth of July in London.
16:01They do Guy Fawkes Night.
16:03That's their fireworks party.
16:04Fifth of November, every year in the UK, we have like a fireworks night to celebrate that
16:09the Houses of Parliament weren't burnt down by this guy called Guy Fawkes, and we light
16:14bonfires because he was burnt at the stake.
16:16Oh dear.
16:17Very weird, but that's what we do every year.
16:21Fourth of July is the day the Brits don't want to remember.
16:24It's not really fun to celebrate a defeat.
16:28Though America in its current format perhaps would do better under the king.
16:35Do you want a Diet Coke or Coke Zero?
16:37Ice is the most American part of this whole experience.
16:41Ice?
16:41Yeah, they don't use ice here.
16:44Five?
16:45Uh...
16:45Where's mom?
16:46She is.
16:46Hi!
16:49Oh my goodness.
16:50Yeah!
16:51How was your nap?
16:53Dada, where are you going?
16:54I'm going to go over here and sit down and eat some fries.
16:56You want to sit down while mama makes some lunch?
16:58Yeah!
16:59Yeah!
17:00Della is adapting best to London life.
17:02That baby was born to live in a city.
17:04She loves the bus.
17:05She loves the taxis.
17:07She loves the dogs.
17:08You know whose birthday it is?
17:10It's America's birthday.
17:12I never thought I would find myself in a traditional marriage.
17:15All right, guys, go grab the food, please.
17:18My husband is a Middle Eastern man.
17:20You don't want to eat ketchup here, by the way.
17:22Don't eat what?
17:23Ketchup.
17:24I think we have ketchup.
17:25Yeah, we do.
17:25He goes out.
17:26He makes money.
17:27He provides.
17:28He comes home.
17:29I handle the kids.
17:30I handle home.
17:31Okay, what's what?
17:32Those are posh dogs.
17:34What?
17:35It's like a hot dog, but better.
17:36Mommy.
17:37Look.
17:38I don't even know if it's cooked to me.
17:40Did you tell me?
17:42I'm not a good cook.
17:43I spent my 20s and 30s cocaine and champagne.
17:48How are you feeling?
17:49You feeling better?
17:50I'm great, yeah.
17:51No more jet lag?
17:52Thank God.
17:53Ready to hit the town with me?
17:55Yeah.
17:55Will you do a little shopping?
17:56I don't know if I can.
17:58Oh, yeah.
17:59Not you.
18:00You're not a man.
18:00Those are the magic words I've been waiting for.
18:02This is a really big deal for me that they find their footing here and that they enjoy it.
18:07For me, it's the difference between giving up 20 years of my life and my connections and my work or
18:13being able to keep them.
18:14All of my work has been here in the UK, like all of it.
18:17It's amazing.
18:18Yeah.
18:18And so I just, it's hard to throw away like my whole career.
18:22And so then I'm just in the States like, what am I going to do here?
18:26All right, now you can have some ketchup.
18:28She likes ketchup.
18:29She love, loves it.
18:30I never had an acting career in Los Angeles.
18:32I worked entirely from London.
18:34So the doors are already open for me here.
18:37I don't even know how I would start over.
18:40I mean, I guess I could become a realtor.
18:43Would you buy a house for me?
18:46Are you guys talking to your friends back home?
18:48Mm-hmm.
18:48What are they doing for Fourth of July?
18:50Nothing.
18:50Do you know what the Fourth of July is for?
18:52Yeah, um, Independence Day.
18:53From who?
18:57Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence that freed the slaves.
19:01No, no, no.
19:05Bro, that's a different kind of independence.
19:07I would not have that.
19:08July 4th is Independence Day from who?
19:12George Washington.
19:13George Washington.
19:16You just did the East Coast trip.
19:18Oh, oh, oh, it was in the Revolutionary War when they signed the treaty.
19:21Against who?
19:22Against England.
19:23Yes!
19:24Let's go!
19:25Oh, my God!
19:26Yay!
19:29I'm it.
19:30I don't know what you heard about me, but I am the it.
19:34One of a kind, no cloning.
19:36Yeah, I am it.
19:38This is going to be so hot.
19:40Round of you, you get left.
19:42Look at me, look at you.
19:43What time is it in Zurich?
19:45An hour difference.
19:47Okay.
19:48Hi!
19:48Hello!
19:50It's so hot here.
19:51I don't know what it's like in Zurich.
19:53Is it as hot here as...
19:54Same.
19:55Same.
19:55It's crazy.
19:56What are you up to?
19:57Well, I'm getting ready for the big polo event today, which is so fun.
20:04We will miss you.
20:05Unfortunately, my birthday party this year lands on a day that Marco is traveling for work,
20:10but we were able to celebrate my birthday on my actual birthday.
20:15Happy birthday to you.
20:19Happy birthday to you.
20:20Happy birthday to you.
20:23Polo lessons.
20:24That sounds fun.
20:25Everyone up for getting on the horse?
20:27Not everyone.
20:28Marco introduced me to polo.
20:30Marco is half Argentine, half Swiss.
20:32So he grew up with polo.
20:33So when I first started dating Marco, he took me to my first polo game.
20:37I actually was engaged on a polo field in Argentina.
20:39And it's been something that I think we just love to watch.
20:43And now I'm just, I'm such a polo fan.
20:45I think there's six of us riding, five or six of us.
20:48So it's going to be a good crowd.
20:50I'm a little nervous because it is the first time everybody's seen each other since the picnic.
20:54The picnic.
20:55So I'm hoping everyone just kind of behaves themselves.
20:58And if not, I'm going to take away the polo mallets.
21:01Wait, do that.
21:03Godspeed to me.
21:06Coming up on Ladies of London.
21:08I wore my white flowers for peace.
21:11Is there something you're trying to say?
21:12Yes, I'm a piece of .
21:14Finally, we agree!
21:16Marco!
21:35Thank you, thank you very much, thank you.
21:39Wow, it's beautiful.
21:42This is cool.
21:43Everything's so perfect.
21:44Everything's perfect, right?
21:45Yeah.
21:46I probably celebrated six first days on a polo field.
21:48It's so fun, it's social, it's exciting.
21:51And now I'm just, I'm such a polo fan.
21:57Hello!
21:58Oh my gosh, that's cool!
22:01Do we look like we know what we're doing?
22:02Because we don't.
22:03We got the cowboy boots!
22:14Welcome!
22:16Happy birthday!
22:18Drinks looks good.
22:19Are you drinking?
22:20Well, I was afraid to drink and drive a horse.
22:23More fun!
22:28Hey!
22:29You look amazing!
22:32You look amazing!
22:33Happy birthday!
22:34Thank you so much!
22:35I had to bring you something.
22:37Oh my goodness!
22:37I brought you Longleat local honey.
22:40You are the best!
22:42Thank you for coming!
22:43Welcome home!
22:44I know!
22:44We're here!
22:45I'm so excited to see a horse!
22:48I'm so excited to see a horse!
22:48I'm so excited to see a horse!
22:53Horses!
22:56Welcome home!
22:58Happy birthday!
23:00Happy birthday!
23:05Hi!
23:10She wore her boots!
23:13Kenya!
23:13Kenya was absolutely amazing!
23:14The sun's coming out!
23:16It's gonna be hot!
23:19Starting to get out of breath!
23:20I'm trying my best!
23:22But it's high altitude and it's rough terrain.
23:24So people who do this race say it's one of the harder ones.
23:27And then I saw some monkeys on the course at like 8K.
23:31Who would come out to eat the little bananas that we were given for energy snacks.
23:35And they came to join in which kept me going.
23:38Oh my god!
23:38We did it!
23:39I was so, oh, I don't know, just thrilled to have done it.
23:44Thank you for your messages!
23:46Oh no!
23:47So sweet of you to be like cheering me on from here.
23:56How are you?
23:57Nice to see you.
23:58You too, thank you.
23:59Welcome!
24:00How are you?
24:00I'm George, nice to meet you.
24:02Like half a glass of champagne.
24:04Honestly, drinking improves my performance on a horse.
24:06Hi!
24:07What's up?
24:07I'm very pumped to see you again.
24:09I heard my legs hurt after that.
24:12I was like, whoa!
24:20Oh, look at you, a dream.
24:26Yeah, this is actually Joshua's suit because I can't fit into anything anymore.
24:29So I'm like, yeah, so I'm now wearing a men's one.
24:32You would never know.
24:34Never.
24:35Maika, you look like a professional.
24:38It's polo part of your life or is this a...
24:40I love to watch polo.
24:42But I do not play polo.
24:44I do not ride horses.
24:45I'm excited to be beside her riding horses.
24:48Seriously, don't put me on a pedestal.
24:51I will fall straight off it.
25:01Hi!
25:02Hi!
25:03Hi!
25:03Hi, you birthday girl!
25:04You look amazing.
25:06Trouble.
25:07Trouble murder.
25:08Trouble has arrived!
25:09Thank you!
25:14I have a lot going on in my life.
25:16I'm gonna fly tomorrow back to LA.
25:19Yeah.
25:19Land.
25:20And then Jacques comes back with me.
25:21How are you feeling?
25:23I am weird.
25:24I don't know where I am.
25:27I'm tired.
25:28I'm not in the mood for bull .
25:30I said you had your evil headdress on.
25:32So, if she wants to be cool, we'll be cool.
25:35Can you be nice to Margot today, please?
25:37Because you love me.
25:38I do.
25:38I'll be nice.
25:41I'll put my knife back on.
25:42Margot, Kimmy's wearing a peace hat.
25:43I wore my white flowers for peace.
25:46You think it will help?
25:47I don't know, but I'm channeling it.
25:51I'll go along with it, Kimmy, but white's also the color of death.
25:55Got a lot of peace going on, Kimmy.
25:57Is there something you're trying to say?
25:59Yes, I'm a piece of .
26:00Finally, we agree with you!
26:03Margot!
26:03Oh, okay.
26:04We're bringing, we're having food.
26:06Cheers, guys.
26:07Cheers.
26:10Thank you so much.
26:14Hello.
26:15Hello, darling.
26:16Good morning.
26:17Happy birthday.
26:20He's wearing pink.
26:23I have a way of blocking out irrelevant things.
26:26What Margot's struggling to understand is that I'm distinctly uninterested in her.
26:31Nothing about her fascinates me or intrigues me.
26:36And I fear that may be bothering her.
26:40Where is that shade?
26:42You are the shade.
26:43I am indeed the shade.
26:44Well observed.
26:47What if there's any hot men?
26:49I've never been to follow a game before.
26:52See, he's poor players.
26:52I think he's who we should be doing.
26:54They're always poor.
26:54Already?
26:55Always date the guy that owns the team.
26:58Not the player.
27:00Tragic mistake.
27:02Tragic.
27:03Hold on.
27:04Here's me.
27:05Nothing.
27:06Nothing.
27:08Oh, that's sad.
27:09You are some of the best ones in the world.
27:10Really?
27:11Yeah.
27:12I'm single.
27:13I'm like, hey, maybe this is my thing now.
27:15Stop ruining it for me.
27:17Jesus.
27:18Olives are safe.
27:20I'll get some more tomatoes.
27:23Can we stand back here?
27:24Yes.
27:24The rest of the day.
27:25I'm bidding on something so I can't communicate.
27:26Oh my god!
27:28What is it?
27:29A teapot.
27:31Darling, I'm not shopping for your husband.
27:33What is it?
27:34What is it?
27:35It's a set of chairs which I want for Florence.
27:38How's your dad?
27:39He's in hospital.
27:41No!
27:43You see your parents reach their 80s.
27:46You start really seeing their fragility.
27:48And you start understanding that life is finite.
27:51And you can ignore that for great swathes of time until you can no longer.
27:57Are you gonna go out?
27:58I'm going tomorrow.
27:59No!
27:59Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
28:01You feel powerless, alone as an only child.
28:05And you feel sad that there isn't very much you can do apart from comfort them.
28:10If they will accept to be comfort, which is not the case in this situation.
28:15What happened to my lot?
28:16I missed it.
28:17No, you didn't.
28:18I did.
28:19This is not a constant distraction from...
28:21Oh, tell me about it.
28:22...problems.
28:23Just about things.
28:25I go running.
28:26You bite chairs.
28:30Coming up on Ladies of London...
28:32I just don't think you'd give a s***.
28:35This is a woman who's had sex on screen at the age of 21 and now she can't stand up
28:40to Mark Francis.
28:41What is that about?
28:51Everybody riding, it's time to go.
28:53Are you?
28:53Yes.
28:55Kimmy, get a chair.
28:56I'm never gonna grab a chair so there's nobody that can grab it for me.
28:59People don't grab...
29:00We're not the kind of people who grab.
29:02We don't grab us.
29:03Obviously, I'm not playing polo today because I'm pregnant.
29:06But if I wasn't pregnant, I'd be the first one on that horse.
29:10And I really want to look like a complete twat out there.
29:13Trying to do something I'm gonna look really bad at.
29:15Why would you play polo with people who are not necessarily the most competent of players?
29:20I'm not doing that.
29:22What's riding is dangerous enough without this situation?
29:26I'm gonna have a sit down.
29:28The stars are coming now.
29:29Who is the oldest and the slowest?
29:32Okay, so you are the most experienced.
29:35Happy Duka.
29:36It's a mare.
29:38I love a mare.
29:39Good morning.
29:41Horses for me are...
29:43They're kind of my lifeblood.
29:46Hi.
29:47And for me it's a really intense form of relaxation and I'm gonna cry because I cry every time I
29:52talk about horses.
29:53By the way, Martha is exceptional on a horse.
29:57Martha was at one point the best side seller rider in the UK.
30:00I used to ride, but a very different sort of horse.
30:04I used to, you know, hunt.
30:06So I used to ride tanks.
30:08And these are like Ferraris.
30:09So I'm quite nervous.
30:12Oh my God, I haven't been on a horse in a long time.
30:15Careful, your leg is in between the rings.
30:17Oh, that won't be very good, yeah.
30:18That's not a good one.
30:19There you go, here's the experience rider.
30:22Should we play a game now?
30:23Yeah.
30:24Oh look, it's getting dangerous.
30:27Oh shoot.
30:31I've taken polo lessons before.
30:35But it was a long time ago and I don't remember much.
30:38The higher you go with the backswing, you can hit the ball further.
30:41Very good.
30:42Yeah, trying to brush the grass.
30:44Well done, Martha.
30:46Martha, you're going the wrong way.
30:47There's a whole different set of instructions for a polo pony, it turns out.
30:53Good time.
30:54Believe it or not, this is not the first time I'm playing polo.
30:57I'm just really bad at it.
31:00This sport is so hard because there's so many things going on.
31:04I'm just like, a sexy man, a horse, a thing you're going to swing around.
31:10Good job, Missy.
31:11Apparently you got yourself in trouble this week.
31:13Yeah, because you weren't there, were you?
31:14I wasn't there.
31:15Apparently you caused a ruckus, supposedly.
31:18You ruffled feathers.
31:19You ruffled feathers.
31:20Marquette.
31:21Cruella is out in full force and she's always been my favourite.
31:25Well, ruffled feathers, yeah.
31:27She was wearing rather a lot of them.
31:29I'm not saying this because I'm surprised.
31:31I just want to know because I wasn't there.
31:32Listen, if you're going to go around wearing 150 dead pigeons to a garden party.
31:37They were definitely ostrich.
31:39Wait, what?
31:39Ostrich?
31:40Do you know how long ostrich plumes are?
31:41They're this long, sweetheart.
31:43There was nothing ostrichian about them.
31:44Nothing ostrich yet.
31:45It was pigeon.
31:47What ignited it, though?
31:48Because she thinks that Mark's been saying things about her behind her back.
31:51Well, he has.
31:52So have I.
31:52But she's been upset by it.
31:54I've heard that she's been crying about it.
31:56Really?
31:57No.
31:57Anybody.
31:58That's just crying.
32:00Because somebody criticised their wardrobe as a real lack of what I call important issues going on in their life.
32:09So you actually escalated into a proper row at this party.
32:12She didn't cry there, but I've heard that she's been really upset about it.
32:15Mark slags my wardrobe off all the time.
32:19And, like, you're probably not wrong.
32:21If anything, I might wear something I know he'll hate on purpose for his reaction.
32:25I've done that loads of times because it's funny.
32:30How did it end?
32:31She left.
32:32It was ideal.
32:34Is Mark some kind of fashion guru?
32:36Like, who says that he knows the rules of whatever somebody should be wearing?
32:40Margot has a right to wear whatever she wants without people making bitchy comments about it.
32:45I don't think she'll make it in London.
32:47And I think she's far better suited to Los Angeles.
32:51Yes!
32:53That was so fun.
32:55That was cool.
32:56We have to give them back.
32:57Unfortunately.
32:57Can I just go for one counter without the stick?
32:59Of course you can.
33:00Come on.
33:01Come on.
33:02Come on.
33:04Come on.
33:05Come on.
33:07Oh, look at Martha.
33:10Good girl.
33:13Daddy.
33:14Daddy.
33:14Daddy.
33:15So beautiful.
33:16Aw.
33:17When I got here, Martha was really in a low.
33:19And watching her on this horse, there's so much brightness and hope.
33:24Oh, look at Martha go.
33:25It really makes me excited for her future.
33:28If she can ride, you can tell.
33:31Yeah, no, Martha's great.
33:33For somebody that always loved horses and she didn't get on one for years for some odd reason,
33:38it's really nice to see her connect with something that makes her feel so alive again.
33:42And it makes me happy as a friend to see that.
33:45Good girl.
33:47Good girl.
33:48Good girl.
33:49Good girl.
33:50Woo-hoo!
33:53Oh, Martha, you look amazing.
33:55What a good girl.
33:57Oh, my goodness.
33:58You're so sweet.
33:59God, that makes me so happy.
34:01Oh, my God.
34:01I'm looking you this happy makes me so happy.
34:03Oh, my God.
34:05This is the best thing anyone's ever done for me.
34:07Aw.
34:09Do you want to do one more?
34:10Thank you, gentlemen and ponies.
34:13Muchas gracias.
34:14Muchas gracias.
34:15Muchas, muchas gracias.
34:17Adios, babe.
34:21Missy.
34:21Hi.
34:22Welcome back.
34:23Oh, my God.
34:25That was so hard.
34:26I said even on horses you're managing to have your tits flying fast.
34:29I know.
34:30Did you guys see them?
34:31They just came out.
34:34I'm like shaking.
34:35I'm so tired.
34:36It's really quite fun.
34:37Very hard.
34:39Martha Sitwell.
34:41Congratulations.
34:42Hi, you.
34:43Getting back in the saddle.
34:46I'm so happy right now.
34:47So beautifully and gloriously.
34:49Bring me champagne.
34:51I'm so happy right now, Kimmy.
34:53Well, you should be because you were just fabulous.
34:55I'm sort of puce.
34:56I'm just waiting until the sweat dries.
34:59Oh, when was the last time I got this sweaty?
35:01I don't know because I haven't had sex for a really long time.
35:04I'm so proud of you.
35:06Oh, thank you.
35:07And I haven't had good sex for even longer.
35:11Oh, God, I've missed it so much.
35:13Well, you know something?
35:14I've never seen anyone more beautiful on a horse than you.
35:16Oh, you tell the nicest lies.
35:19Me?
35:19I'm the meanest bitch on earth.
35:21But if I say something, it's because it's true.
35:24Oh, I was so happy to be on that horse.
35:26Literally, I feel like the world has lifted off my shoulders.
35:29I feel like Martha again.
35:31The last five years have just been so much just about survival.
35:34Just really animal instinct survival.
35:36The wallpaper is peeling off.
35:39There are damp patches.
35:41Everything's covered in magpie crap.
35:43Are you sure he was even a builder?
35:45It gets creepier.
35:46So he's like, I'm not doing the job.
35:48I'm like, drop back my keys.
35:49You gave him your house keys?
35:51I don't want to become one of those horrible people
35:55just because the world has been cruel to me.
35:56I just refuse.
35:57I'm sorry.
35:58But now I'm feeling so much better.
36:01I just feel like I'm sort of filled up with golden bubbling energy.
36:06I'm feeling so much stronger.
36:08I'm feeling so much more like Martha.
36:13I'd lost that bitch.
36:14She was kind of cool.
36:15But, oh, God.
36:17I've got to go and see Daphne.
36:18Of course you do.
36:19I know.
36:20I just, I'm so scared of how emotional it's going to be for me.
36:22When I've ridden her, then I have to go home.
36:25And you know what?
36:26That's life.
36:27Yeah.
36:27It's about beautiful moments.
36:28I want it all to be beautiful.
36:30Well, it isn't.
36:32But it's, it's about appreciating the ones that are.
36:34Yeah.
36:35Well done.
36:36Let's, let's, let's be happy about this one.
36:41You look like you're meant to do this.
36:44I, you know, I was just, the whole time, I was like, just don't fall.
36:47Just don't fall.
36:48That's it.
36:48And we're good.
36:50How have you been?
36:51Hey, amazing.
36:52I want to talk to you, actually.
36:53At some point.
36:54Well, here I am.
36:55This whole situation with Margot is like, so confusing.
36:59I haven't even noticed it.
37:00So?
37:01No.
37:02I mean, completely indifferent.
37:03Like the whole, bottom line is, that Margot is actually a really nice person.
37:08Gorgeous, inside out.
37:10Well, we won't have to fight over her.
37:11She's all nice.
37:12Yeah, what's upsetting her.
37:14Say one thing in front of her face and say another thing behind her back.
37:17I'm very happy to say absolutely nothing to her or behind her.
37:20Oh, she's of no consequence to me.
37:32Bottom line is, Margot is actually a really nice person.
37:36What's upsetting her?
37:37It's like the, say one thing in front of her face and say another thing behind her back.
37:41If we're going to turn this into, like, something bigger than it needs to be.
37:44No, it doesn't have to be.
37:46I think she should just...
37:47It's more, it's more because she's so upset.
37:49I think she should relax.
37:50Remember, she's an actress, sweetheart.
37:52I don't think she's acting, though.
37:53Do you know what?
37:54So many things matter in the world and this isn't one of them.
37:56But I know.
37:57So many things matter right now.
37:57So many things matter.
37:59You know what matters?
38:00That you didn't fall off the horse.
38:01That you had a great time.
38:02That it's Micah's birthday.
38:02So many things matter.
38:03It just doesn't matter.
38:04I think she's confronting more about what's been said.
38:08Yeah.
38:08Yeah.
38:10She felt a bit bullied.
38:11It's not nice for her.
38:12She doesn't feel bullied.
38:13She doesn't feel bullied.
38:14I feel, like, really bullied, really attacked.
38:17Oh.
38:18Trust me.
38:18She's a big girl.
38:19She'll get a vote.
38:20Trust me.
38:21She'll be just fine.
38:22I was bullied for the first 20 years of my life.
38:25I know exactly what bullying is.
38:27Margot was not bullied.
38:28It's fine.
38:29Sorry.
38:30Just started a conversation.
38:31Bullying is trauma.
38:34Somebody making an off-the-cuff remark about something you're wearing is possibly unkind.
38:40At worst.
38:42I really think it's...
38:43Do you know what?
38:44I think today is a celebration.
38:46Yeah.
38:47I'm not going to focus on any of this, my love.
38:49We are not having an argument.
38:51Good.
38:52At all.
38:53There's a time and a place for everything.
38:55And at this point, it's not going so well.
38:56But also, Mark is acknowledging that.
38:58He's saying, I don't want any drama at Micah's birthday.
39:00And I think that's good etiquette.
39:03Yeah.
39:03It's not what I'm saying.
39:04It's such a happy day.
39:05I'm saying because you were a friend.
39:06I don't think we need to, sort of, worry about people's outfits.
39:09For the record, I was like, I like Mark.
39:12You know, I'm just like...
39:14I don't understand.
39:16Oh, I love not being the only person holding Mark Francis accountable.
39:21It's amazing.
39:23I think he's just trying to say...
39:24He's just like, oh, it's...
39:26She says stuff for attention.
39:27And I'm like, well, I don't really understand.
39:29I do things for attention?
39:34You know who this is?
39:35Mr. Burns.
39:37Mr. Burns.
39:39I really struggle to get close to people who can't take it.
39:42I was like, look, I just thought you had a really thick skin.
39:45I just didn't think you'd give a .
39:47Like, don't...
39:48And the fact that you're saying that you're upset
39:49and that you've got feelings and all that stuff,
39:51like, that's you giving a .
39:52And I'm like, I just think the less you do that, the better.
39:54This is a woman who's had sex on screen at the age of 21,
39:57and now she's getting shy.
39:59She can't stand up to Mark Francis.
40:01Like, what is that about?
40:04There are kids dying all over the world.
40:05Yeah, I know, but it's...
40:06And we're worried about what I think about someone's dress.
40:08But he was upsetting her.
40:10Well, then she needs to get over it.
40:11We just, like, have to...
40:12I'm gonna go and sit over in this charitable corner here
40:14where I feel that there is less drama.
40:17It's not drama.
40:18Good.
40:19I'm glad to hear it.
40:20It's really not, honestly.
40:20I'm very glad to hear it.
40:22It's entirely uncalled for, especially on someone's birthday.
40:25We tried to talk about it.
40:26Yeah.
40:26So, if you can't have a conversation, I can't force it.
40:30I'm so hopeful that they can be friends and start over.
40:36I'm from, uh, Florida.
40:38Florida.
40:38Florida, yeah.
40:39I live in Boston now.
40:42Oh, my gosh, I've just seen this.
40:44Oh, thank you.
40:44Oh, my goodness.
40:46This is stunning.
40:49Happy birthday to you.
40:52Happy birthday, dear Micah.
40:57Happy birthday to you.
41:00Thank you, everyone.
41:03Aw.
41:05I don't even can't think I blow this out.
41:08I think I got off light in this party.
41:10I mean, I was thinking, hide the polo mallets, like,
41:13and so if this is all the drama that happens to my birthday,
41:16I'm happy.
41:18Everyone.
41:19Hello.
41:20Hello.
41:21Thank you to the birthday girl.
41:22Cheers to the birthday girl.
41:24Cheers to the birthday girl.
41:26To the birthday girl.
41:27Yay.
41:30You're like a Barbie of polo.
41:34I mean, who could wear white.
41:36I know.
41:37I'm mad.
41:39And to everybody else, including the birthday girl,
41:41I would like to extend an invitation to Longley.
41:47Oh, yes, bitch.
41:49If you would care to join me, you're cordially invited,
41:51is what we should say, right?
41:52Yeah.
41:53And Mark's been Kimmy's been many times.
41:56I don't believe we'd left, actually.
41:59But, yeah, I feel like I talk about it all the time.
42:00Obviously, it means a lot to me.
42:01It's such a different world, and I feel like trying to explain it
42:04and articulate it is so difficult.
42:06I'd like to invite you.
42:07It should be fun.
42:07I think it would be very nice for everybody to come to Longley.
42:10I think there's something there for everybody.
42:11Hopefully, I'll keep them entertained enough to not argue.
42:16Can you imagine?
42:23You're being a bitch.
42:24You would know.
42:26off, Margo.
42:28Why are you so obsessed with me that you talk about me all the time?
42:30My darling, who wouldn't be obsessed with you?
42:32Have you seen yourself?
42:32Oh, you're so weird.
42:34I'm 20 years being treated like a freak, okay?
42:36I will not be branded a freak.
42:39He is a freak.
42:43He is a freak.
42:44Yeah, he really touched on it!
42:44Sometimes you go to your balloon blaze.
42:44Hey, my son, you can go to your moonlightать.
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