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00:00Oh bullshit you never changed a nappy. I did. Mick you did not. Well you certainly did not. I recall
00:06changing nappies. I don't know it certainly wasn't our children. For over a decade in Australia. Yay look at this.
00:15Yes my favourite. Oh my god not these side guys again. You'd love watching people watch TV. Oh I don't
00:21know why I'm embarrassed. It's just so cringeworthy. So we wondered what have been some of your highlights. Oh this
00:27would be interesting. Who would actually watch this.
00:30Come with us as we check out some fan favourites from the past 23 seasons. This is the best of
00:35the best. I'll make a series out of anything. Looks pretty cheap to me. We've jumped the shark with this
00:40episode. Tonight we say hello again to one of the most infamous TV finales. What? What? What? What? What the
00:50f***? Get a little dirty in one of your favourite gardens. He's a peony grower. What did I just say?
00:58Peonies? Peonies.
01:00I love big ones. I love small ones. I love red ones. How can she not laugh? Because she hasn't
01:05got a mind like you.
01:07And tear up with everyone's favourite Queensland cartoon that's become the most watched show in the world.
01:13Bluey!
01:14This will hit you in all your feels. This is beautiful.
01:17You're crying. Of course I'm crying.
01:19Oh Bluey what are you doing to me?
01:28Where's Malik?
01:29Where's Malik?
01:30I can't see him.
01:31There he is!
01:32Where is he?
01:33Where is he?
01:34I can't see.
01:34Where's Malik?
01:36There he is!
01:37Can you do where's Jad now?
01:38Where's Jad?
01:39Where's Jad?
01:40Where's Jad?
01:41No one cares!
01:42To kick off our Gogglebox fan favourites we simply couldn't go past
01:46The worst piece of absolute, unadulterated, psychological s***.
01:52I'm excited for this one.
01:54Bailey's a map.
01:55Fill it up. Keep going.
01:56Just take it easy.
01:57Keep going Woody. Keep going.
01:59Cannot wait for this.
02:00I've thought about it pretty much every morning.
02:03You need to get a job.
02:03And back in 2019, the biggest reality show in the country brought some of the most memorable
02:09faces to our screens.
02:10And all of our participants are preparing to gather for one final dinner party.
02:16Oh it's the reunion.
02:17We're getting the bed back together.
02:20That's right.
02:20This episode sees the return of all your favourite...
02:23I can't wait.
02:25Like I'm just so excited.
02:26Ah, let's rephrase that.
02:28All the participants.
02:29There's weather event Cyrell.
02:31Well win Cyrell.
02:32Cyclone.
02:33The tornado.
02:34Cyclone.
02:35Earthquake.
02:35Okay, moving on.
02:37Because also at the final dinner party is...
02:39Oh, there's bitch face.
02:41She looks like a Turkish wrestler, covered in oil.
02:44The dinner is served.
02:46Here comes the phone.
02:47To fully appreciate this dinner party, it helps to understand the 40 plus episodes of
02:52conflict that have led to this moment.
02:54I want to go down there.
02:55F***.
02:56Lose my s***.
02:56No, no, don't.
02:57Because this is going to be absolute UFC.
02:59In summary, Innes can't stand Sam.
03:01Sam can't stand Liz and Innes.
03:03Liz can't stand Sam and Innes.
03:05Martha can't stand Cyrell.
03:07Nick and Tamara can't stand Dan.
03:09No one can stand Jess, which Jess can't understand.
03:12Cyrell can't stand anyone.
03:14And after a few more of these, she won't be able to stand.
03:17She's going to give that champagne a good nudge.
03:20We've got liftoff in five.
03:22Getting fuelled up.
03:24Four.
03:24Let's have another drink.
03:26Three.
03:26What's she drinking now?
03:28Two.
03:29Have another drink.
03:30One.
03:31My hoo-ha is for Almojab to your husband.
03:35Ha-ha, Cyrell.
03:37Hey.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:39I'm going to pour my drink on her.
03:41Yes?
03:41That's a good idea.
03:42Please do get up and do it.
03:44I want you to do it.
03:45Joey.
03:47She's going to do it.
03:48Do it.
03:49Yes.
03:50Oh, no.
03:51Go.
03:53Oh, my God.
03:55Oh, my God.
03:58I do shit.
03:59Oh, my God.
04:01It's on.
04:02Oh, my God.
04:03It's on.
04:04It's a puncher.
04:05Oh, my God.
04:06No.
04:07Oh, no.
04:09There's a puncher.
04:10Relax.
04:11Cuts, cuts, relax, please.
04:12Get the f*** out of my...
04:14Shit.
04:15Shit.
04:16Crazy.
04:17Crazy.
04:18I love this shit.
04:20Yeah.
04:23Really base and rudimentary behaviour.
04:26What it feels like to me is being the year nine coordinator
04:28and having these two 15-year-old girls in your office
04:31and you're trying to sort out this stupid shit.
04:34Well, there was plenty more of that to sort out
04:37as the whining continued for...
04:39The final day of the experiment.
04:41Oh, yes.
04:43Hooray.
04:43Mishkar Allah.
04:47In this episode, they all get together to reflect
04:50and exchange ideas in what can only be described
04:53as a kind of maths debate.
04:55I think groups of women under pressure
04:58don't cope as well as groups of men under pressure.
05:01Oh, my God.
05:06There's differences between men and women.
05:08Oh, come on.
05:08Shut your mouth.
05:09Mike's got the worst case of fooling mouth
05:12than I've ever seen.
05:13A matriarchy and a patriarchy are two different things in time.
05:15Everyone's sinking into their seats like this.
05:18Don't mistake that.
05:19These girls have fallen apart
05:20and the men haven't.
05:22Look at her faces.
05:23She looks like an emu.
05:24Maybe this just doesn't speak to their biology.
05:27No!
05:28No!
05:29I feel sick.
05:30I feel stained.
05:32It's time for me to go to sleep.
05:34In the race to become the least popular person on television,
05:37Mike passes the baton to Jess,
05:39who sprints to the finish.
05:41Let's get up, Dan and Jess.
05:42Dan and Jess!
05:43Oh, my God.
05:45She looks like little Bo Peep.
05:47Jessica dumped her first husband, Mick,
05:49to try things on with Dan.
05:51I'm really happy.
05:51But as Dan's about to learn,
05:54he wasn't even her first-choice second husband.
05:56That was another guy called Nick.
05:58Let's take a look at how it all unfolded.
06:00Oh, oh, oh!
06:01I'm excited!
06:03Yes, I do find Nick very attractive.
06:06Oh!
06:08I am sexually attractive to Nick.
06:11So Dan was third run off the ladder.
06:13Oh, my God!
06:14She freaking just leapfrogged.
06:17Your legs are like 7-Eleven.
06:18They're open for business 24-7.
06:20Oh!
06:23I love it!
06:24Tyrell, if I wanted your opinion,
06:26I'd kick your kennel.
06:26Kick your kennel.
06:29Does it get any better than this?
06:31Probably not.
06:32So that's a good note to end on.
06:34Oh, my God.
06:36It is done.
06:37We've been released.
06:38We can now start going out and leading normal lives.
06:41That was the best show ever.
06:43Like, best show.
06:46Hello?
06:47Don't wake her up.
06:58Where's the baby?
06:59Come on.
07:00Trixie.
07:01Oh, you look terrible.
07:03Oh, don't be mean to her.
07:05I can't look at her.
07:06Why?
07:06It's so unattractive.
07:08The cone of shame.
07:10If I got a big olive, she'd be like a martini glass.
07:14Look.
07:15Fan favourites come in all shapes and sizes.
07:18And back in 2018, one of the biggest fan favourites came from a Friday night lifestyle program on the ABC.
07:24Oh, gardening in Australia.
07:26Yeah.
07:27This looks boring.
07:28In the nursing home, they'd love it.
07:30Oh.
07:30Good morning.
07:31Gardening Australia might have the best host on Australian TV.
07:35G'day, gardening.
07:36Oh, sick, Costa.
07:38What a beard.
07:39This guy's the real life agro cartoon connection.
07:42Each week, Costa...
07:43Wait, that's not...
07:44Oh, there he is.
07:45And his merry band of sidekicks talk us through all things garden.
07:50It's called One Bed Veg.
07:52Who is this guy?
07:53That is a fashion set-up.
07:55He looks like he's drawn from the era that burnt witches.
07:57Garden people are weird, hey?
07:59Yes, I love them.
08:01Why do some variegated plants lose their variegation?
08:04Sometimes that variegated...
08:05Sorry, but these people...
08:07This is quite an interesting question.
08:10I ask that question all the time.
08:11Why do they?
08:12Some plants lose their variegation.
08:14Can you imagine a dinner party at his place?
08:17You never know.
08:18He might surprise you.
08:19One of the most useful products I find in the garden is pantyhose.
08:23What?
08:24At the moment, I'm using pantyhose to protect jackfruit from...
08:27I hope he's just pulled out a stocking from his wife's drawer and cut it in half,
08:31and he's like, look, you can hide your bananas in here.
08:34They burst, release their seed into the pantyhose...
08:37What?
08:37So the pantyhose catches seed?
08:39Mate, he's doing IVF for plants.
08:41This man's totally insane.
08:43Sorry, Jane.
08:44Jane, took your stockings again.
08:45A weird word of the week for my garden.
08:47Here's Leo Sayer.
08:48Fecund.
08:49What?
08:49Beg your pardon?
08:50What did you just say to us?
08:52Fecund.
08:53Fecund.
08:53Fecund.
08:54Fecund.
08:55I think someone called me that in the car the other day.
08:57Bloody fecund wouldn't turn right.
08:59And the meaning is highly fertile.
09:01Like Millie.
09:08For context, our West Australian annual wildflowers are highly fecund.
09:14Hi, I'm Isabelle.
09:15I'm highly fecund.
09:16That should be my new Tinder profile.
09:18What a ripper.
09:18Fecund off.
09:21I never thought Gardening Australia could be so funny.
09:25You are both disgusting.
09:27Next, we meet a bloke totally, unquestionably besotted with peonies.
09:34What?
09:35With what?
09:37With peonies.
09:38Peonies?
09:39Peonies.
09:40I've been growing peonies for about 20 years now.
09:43He's a peony grower.
09:45Peonies are so special to me because...
09:49Yes, we know.
09:50Oh, my gosh.
09:53There are three main types of peonies.
09:55I love big ones.
09:56I love small ones.
09:57I love red ones.
09:58I love touching peonies.
09:59I love smelling peonies.
10:01You will never be disappointed.
10:03I've never been disappointed by any peony.
10:05I've seen.
10:07I have a peony in my garden and it refuses to flower.
10:10Don't you hate it when your peony won't flower?
10:14Listen, now, stop that.
10:15This is an unbelievable, exceptional peony.
10:22Peonies can be brought inside and you can enjoy the pleasure inside.
10:26You can enjoy it in your bedroom.
10:27You look over the fence, enjoy your neighbour's peony.
10:30The more I learn, the more I'm still attracted to these beautiful peonies.
10:38What the hell?
10:39Is there something out of the exorcist?
10:41I'd love to come over to your place sometime and check out all your peonies.
10:51Look, this is a serious gardening show, so it's time to get our minds off peonies.
10:56Here's Sophie and she's holding a great big...
10:59Oh, for God's sake.
11:01How can she not laugh?
11:03Holding a great big phallus.
11:04Because she hasn't got a mind like you.
11:07Look, I can barely fit my hand around it.
11:10OK, moving on.
11:12Pumpkins.
11:13Surely there's nothing about a pumpkin that could possibly...
11:16Oh, come on now.
11:18You can't have something that size and shape in a shed out the back.
11:22Down near my pumpkin patch.
11:24You wouldn't go nearer a pumpkin patch, I'm telling you.
11:26Forget it.
11:28I thought that was going to be the most boring show of all time, but in some ways it was
11:32delightfully
11:33awkward.
11:33Come on, there's a lot of people that love watching the garden show.
11:38I can see why.
11:39Why?
11:40Because they can't bring themselves to watch porn, so this is the next best thing.
11:54It's actually so funny.
11:55Whenever we go to a Chinese restaurant and then we see a table that aren't Asian ordering
12:00food, we always say fried rice.
12:03What do we normally get?
12:04Special fried rice.
12:05Yes.
12:06Spring rolls.
12:07You like the spring rolls.
12:08Lemon chicken.
12:09Lemon chicken?
12:10Yes.
12:10Steak and black bean.
12:12The black bean sauce thing.
12:13That's what we get, really, isn't it?
12:14And it's beautiful.
12:17Cooking shows have always been a fan favourite on Gogglebox, and in 2022, there was one in
12:23particular that really hit the spot.
12:25The best dishes in the world aren't made by Michelin star chefs in fancy kitchens.
12:30It's made by me at home.
12:32Ah, no.
12:33According to host Dan Hong, it can be found in the streets.
12:36In this series, we're going to hit the streets.
12:38Street food.
12:39Yes.
12:40On the street, baby.
12:42Yum.
12:42How good is street food?
12:43Nah.
12:43None of this fine food stuff.
12:45Get in your thongs, get in the streets.
12:51The streets with dong.
12:54Dan Hong.
12:55One of my favourite chefs.
12:56He looks like Jeff Hugel.
12:57He does, hey.
12:58Do you know Dan Hong?
13:00Contrary to most belief, I don't know every Asian out there.
13:03Nearly every culture has their own version of the meatball.
13:06We've got kofta.
13:07I'm talking about the iconic kofta.
13:09Kofta!
13:10I told you.
13:11I told you kofta.
13:12I'm eating kofta.
13:13You're eating kofta.
13:14I'm eating kofta.
13:15Hey, don't touch my kofta.
13:17Kofta.
13:18Kofta.
13:18Kofta.
13:19Isn't it the kofta?
13:20Or kofta.
13:21It's kofta.
13:22Not kofta.
13:23It's kofta.
13:24Also known as kofta.
13:25Or kofta.
13:26I think I've been calling kofta once in a while.
13:29So we're starting with some lamb mince.
13:31Don't f*** this up, Dan.
13:33Dan, I swear to God, don't.
13:34I'm going to add a big pinch of salt.
13:37Oh, my God.
13:38That is like snow in and out.
13:40That's normal, Mum.
13:41That's taste cake.
13:42That's the missing ingredient.
13:44So what we're going to do is make some little sausage shapes.
13:47Don't do me.
13:48Put them on a skewer, Dan.
13:49So I'm just going to make five or six.
13:51You're doing the chunky small ones.
13:52Put them on a skewer.
13:53And then we can start frying these bad boys.
13:55Put them in a skewer, Dan.
13:58Oh, baby.
14:00Oh, yeah.
14:01I like that.
14:01No.
14:02So we might be able to do this.
14:03Yeah, it's like a whistle.
14:05It's simple.
14:06Dad, you always say that everything is easy.
14:09The only thing you can make is a pasta.
14:11Just keep quiet, Ethan.
14:13Why are you building it like the Egyptian pyramids?
14:16Lebanese, they love lemon.
14:17We're not Turkish.
14:18You don't put the lemon on it.
14:19You better have some hummus, Dan.
14:22Where's the hummus?
14:23I can't watch this.
14:24We better move on.
14:25My dad saw this.
14:26He'll be losing it.
14:27Next is a Thai classic.
14:29Had krapow.
14:31Yum.
14:31Bang.
14:32Whack.
14:32Krapow.
14:33Pork or chicken with a sweet and spicy sauce.
14:36Nah.
14:36Oh, come on.
14:37Find out what's in there before you dismiss it.
14:39Garlic.
14:40Nah.
14:40And the chilies.
14:41Nah.
14:41Pork mince.
14:42Yeah.
14:43Snake beans.
14:44Nah.
14:44We've got some fish sauce.
14:45Fish sauce.
14:46Fish.
14:47Nah.
14:48Light soy sauce.
14:49No way.
14:49Dark soy sauce.
14:51Nah.
14:51Oyster sauce.
14:52Jesus Christ.
14:53See, I'd eat that.
14:54I'm going to make that another way.
14:55What, so I can eat it?
14:56Yes.
14:56Without the garlic and chilli and those beans looking things.
15:00So, just pork mince.
15:01Yeah.
15:02I reckon that'd be really nice.
15:03It comes with rice.
15:04Nah, I don't want rice.
15:05How about an egg?
15:06The egg looks dead.
15:07Should be dead.
15:09Now I want to make that tomorrow.
15:10Nah, I want to make the other one first.
15:13Kapata.
15:14Kufa.
15:15What his name is.
15:15It's Kavta.
15:16Let's move on again.
15:18When you hear delicious street food, do you think...
15:20Asian.
15:21Italy.
15:21Indonesia.
15:22Germany.
15:23What?
15:23Germany loves their sausages.
15:26Currywurst.
15:26We love our sausages.
15:28We love our currywurst.
15:29Oh, we love our currywurst.
15:31I've got these two snags here.
15:32Why is that sausage so white?
15:35It's German.
15:36That's why it's thick and it's a mouthful.
15:39Mwah, mwah, mwah.
15:40Got some hot chips.
15:42Those sausages look gross.
15:44Oh.
15:44Curry powder.
15:45We've seen three meals and this is the whitest meal you've ever seen.
15:49Oh, no.
15:49You know what's even better than this?
15:51The same thing on a stick.
15:53Oh.
15:54I'm just going to insert...
15:55Oh.
15:55Oh.
15:56Oh.
15:56Chopsticks from the bottom.
15:58Oh.
15:58I actually sold a few catheters today.
16:01Oh.
16:01Into the batter.
16:02You know, I look at that.
16:04All I think is like, oh, my God.
16:06You can see it's nicely coated.
16:12It's going to coat.
16:13Oh.
16:15There you go, big boy.
16:17Ooh.
16:18Look how big it's gotten, though.
16:20You always say that.
16:21But this actually smells...
16:24No, this is too easy.
16:26This is too easy to regate myself.
16:27This is a stitch-off.
16:34Is this like a tutorial?
16:37Wow.
16:38Did you...
16:39Look at it, the size of his mouth.
16:43Mate.
16:44Really good.
16:45His jaw is going to lock.
16:47OK, I probably won't be making that for the missus.
16:51She's going to look at that.
16:53You'd love it.
16:53She's going to look at this and she's going to go...
16:55I'm moving to Germany.
17:09..yet.
17:10At the Silbree's, Kerry is discussing her new male friend.
17:14Do you like him?
17:14I like him a lot.
17:16So...
17:16What do you do all day?
17:18We talk about art and painting.
17:20He's a painter.
17:21What do they do all night?
17:23I mean, she was still in bed at 9 o'clock this morning.
17:25But the good thing is that Mum's so deaf,
17:27she wouldn't hear anything anyway.
17:29Oh, that's a blessing.
17:30What was that?
17:31I missed it.
17:32There you go.
17:34During the second year of Gogglebox,
17:36we caught up with the return of Australia's favourite Renault show.
17:39The block is back.
17:41Yeah, the block.
17:42You're on the block.
17:43The block is back.
17:45Oh!
17:45You are on the block.
17:47The block, the block, the block.
17:48I didn't even know it ended.
17:50The final of this won't be until Boxing Day
17:52and they'll call it Bloxing Day.
17:54Bloxing Day auctions.
17:55And one episode became an instant fan favourite.
18:00Everyone's renovating a bathroom
18:02and much of the drama centred on older contestant Dan.
18:05We've got a problem here, buddy.
18:07There's graffiti all over your wall.
18:08As with all contestants,
18:10Dan must have his room approved by Keith, the foreman.
18:13This is a sandpit.
18:15Mmm.
18:16After pointing out the floors in contestant Dan's screed floor,
18:20foreman Keith goes to see his assistant foreman,
18:23also called Dan,
18:24to check for floors in another contestant's screed floor.
18:27We had to get Dan and Keith to OK the screed
18:29before they could waterproof.
18:31Why is Dan there?
18:32I'm confused.
18:32Is there another Dan?
18:33I don't know.
18:34Dan the contestant.
18:35Dan the...
18:36What is he called?
18:37Foreman.
18:37And Dan's just measured the finished floor level
18:39of where the screed is.
18:41He...
18:41Yes.
18:42Dan...
18:43Is the contestant.
18:44No!
18:44Got to get the all clear from Keith and Dan.
18:47Oh, that's Dan.
18:49Which one's Keith?
18:51So today's D-Day for Dan.
18:53Keith and Dan confront Dan
18:55about the time Dan is taking
18:56to fix the floor Keith found in his floor.
18:59Now the three men,
19:01two of whom are four men,
19:02argue whether the floor men can fix the flawed floor
19:05before the lower floor needs to fix their ceiling,
19:07which both foremen, including Dan, point out is Dan's floor.
19:11What?
19:12Dan better...
19:13Is his name Dan?
19:14Oh, no, yeah.
19:15Yeah, the old bloke.
19:15He'd better get his arse into gear.
19:17Loved-up couple Julia and Sasha, meanwhile,
19:20are having troubles of their own.
19:22They discover an issue with their puddle flange.
19:24Puddle flange.
19:25Puddle flange.
19:25Their flange.
19:26You've got to watch the flange.
19:29That's an awful word.
19:30Just the great flange.
19:32The flange.
19:33That's the flange.
19:34Get the puddle flange in waterproof properly.
19:37Just watch your flange.
19:38Look out.
19:39It's a bit uneven there.
19:40You can get your hand in the flange.
19:42Yeah, it doesn't fit properly.
19:44It was just problem after problem.
19:46And the girls are worried about their flange.
19:48Can't you put some filler in it?
19:50In the flange?
19:51Yeah.
20:11Good with the fingers.
20:13Some of our sauciest fan favourites...
20:16Oh, my God!
20:17..have come from reality dating shows.
20:19Oh, my God!
20:20..like the time we tuned in for...
20:22Oh, my God!
20:23..the highbrow Aussie version of Love Island.
20:26Oh, my God!
20:28Imagine Holly on Love Island.
20:30Oh, my God!
20:31With a wedgie!
20:33And the thing is,
20:34I reckon I'll be picking it the whole time.
20:36You know how last week we thought
20:38we'd hit the rock bottom of Australian TV?
20:40We were just halfway there, my friend.
20:43OK, well, how about the time
20:44we tuned in to another fan fave
20:46that was all about a classic tale of romance?
20:49What is this?
20:50It's the age-old story of Americans
20:52who find a partner online,
20:53then travel overseas to meet them in person
20:56for the first time,
20:57and whilst there, decide whether or not
20:59to perform the grand romantic gesture
21:01of applying for a K-1 non-immigrant visa
21:04for a fiancée
21:05under the International Marriage Broker Regulation Act of 2005.
21:10Beautiful.
21:12That's right, it's...
21:1390-day fiancée.
21:16Wow, I'm excited.
21:17To meet our first pair of star-crossed lovers,
21:20we're off to the traditional city of love.
21:23Manila.
21:24This is crazy!
21:25Oh, no.
21:26Today's my first day in Manila with Rose.
21:29Oh, my God!
21:30Oh, my God!
21:31I want to lose your time.
21:37Oh, Jesus.
21:39Rosemary and Ed.
21:40What do you think Rose sees in Ed?
21:43How much is that all?
21:44House of Land package in San Diego.
21:46I don't know if that's an assumption you should make.
21:49If that change.
21:50Mick, excuse me, she's about 19 and he's 54.
21:53Come on.
21:54My family's from the Philippines
21:55and I'm telling you now,
21:57I know what this is about.
21:58This is the way to get to the US.
22:00I wonder what the exchange is.
22:02I can tell you what it is.
22:03Oh!
22:04This is just a racist cultural cliché.
22:07No, it's definitely a love story,
22:10just like our next couple.
22:12Oh, my God!
22:13Look at this pair.
22:14Oh, role reversal.
22:16I've been in Nigeria for a few days
22:17with my fiancée, Usman.
22:19Oh, my God!
22:20She looks like she's adopted him
22:22on, like, a trip now he's growing up.
22:24We are staying in a hotel
22:25so we can have some privacy.
22:26Do they have sex?
22:27I bet they do.
22:29Oh, gross.
22:30I know, man.
22:30I'm trying to wait as well.
22:31OK, well, if that's too much,
22:33let's just head back to Manila.
22:34My God, I forgot about this pair.
22:36He is a happy couple.
22:38He looks like Violet
22:40when she ate a blueberry
22:40in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
22:42Well, get ready for this blueberry
22:43to put a cherry on top of tonight's date.
22:46So there's a test that you can take.
22:47A test?
22:48Yeah, it's a test.
22:50Fidelity test.
22:51Elijah, take the test.
22:53STD.
22:55It's a great way to start off, T.
22:58Look at the face on her.
22:59You can tell when an Asian gets angry.
23:01Like, I always know
23:02when mum's about to whack me
23:03and feather duster,
23:04her eyes go like...
23:04Oh, yeah, it's the eyes.
23:05I bet he.
23:06Bet he.
23:07Bet he.
23:08Who?
23:09Leave him.
23:10Get out while you can, girl.
23:11For what it's worth, I'm sorry.
23:15Look, at the end of the day,
23:16he's not going to put his neck out on the line.
23:17All right, moving on.
23:18Because in 2018,
23:19we fell in love with one of our favourite finales,
23:22the conclusion to the Honey Badger,
23:24Nick Cummins' love story in...
23:26The Badger-la.
23:28The Badger-la.
23:29Get it?
23:29The Badger-la.
23:30Get it?
23:31Yes.
23:31Honey Badger.
23:32The Badger-la.
23:33The Badger-la.
23:34Get it?
23:35Holy truth.
23:36Talk about rollercoaster rods.
23:37Oh, my God.
23:38He looks like once a jolly swagman.
23:40This has been challenging.
23:42It's been insane.
23:42Hello.
23:43I've got absolutely no shoulders.
23:47How are you doing today?
23:48Here's one of these amazing girls.
23:50Going to be the...
23:51Future Mrs Honey Badger.
23:52Actually, Mrs Honey Badger sounds like a porn name, doesn't it?
23:55Yeah, best not to go with Mrs Honey Badger.
23:57How about...
23:58The Badger's found the beaver.
24:00Let's just go with Nick's choosing his girlfriend.
24:02So who's left?
24:03Brittany and Sophie.
24:04Which ones are they?
24:05Describe them, because I don't know.
24:06Sophie Blonde, Brittany Brunette.
24:09Ah.
24:09Let's start with the blonde.
24:11Harry High Pants.
24:13What is going on?
24:15High-waisted shorts.
24:16They're trendy.
24:17They're around the neck.
24:18Don't worry.
24:18They won't be there for long.
24:21Hello, hello.
24:23Oh, he's gone in.
24:25Shut up, Mum.
24:26After a quick blow-dry, it's off to a rug, in time for Sophie to open up.
24:30I literally evaluate myself.
24:32Shit, Sophie's putting it out there.
24:33I'm obviously falling, like, in love with you.
24:37Now he's going to have to kiss her to shut her up.
24:40Talking's not my specialty.
24:42Kissing is.
24:43The next night, and the rug is now a couch, and we pick up the I love yous with Brittany.
24:48I'm falling in love with you.
24:49Everyone throws around the love word like it's a freaking lollipop or something.
24:55He's not into her.
24:57Oh, no.
24:58He's doing closed mouth kiss.
25:00Cow's bum.
25:01Cow's bum.
25:02A cat's bum, I mean.
25:04A cow's bum.
25:04Imagine a cow's bum.
25:08Decision time.
25:09You reckon he's going to go blonde or brunette?
25:11I reckon he's going to go blonde.
25:13Oh, look at that bum.
25:15Holy shit on toast.
25:17Yeah, he's choosing Sophie.
25:19Sophie, 100%.
25:20I think she's the best choice.
25:23Here we go.
25:24So whoever gets out first is the loser.
25:27There's going to be dark head girl.
25:28Briggs.
25:29Briggs.
25:29Brittany's gone.
25:31Here we go.
25:32The tie's flat at the back.
25:37Oh!
25:39No, damn it!
25:41I'm not able to wholeheartedly commit to you.
25:44Do you want a root though?
25:46Well, it wouldn't be The Bachelor without a happy ending.
25:49We've just hit the agony.
25:50It's almost time for the ecstasy, Simon.
25:51This is like the good bit.
25:52This is what makes The Bachelor worth watching.
25:55It's a declaration of love.
25:56I've developed strong feelings for you, Brittany.
25:58Say I love her.
25:58You have to.
25:59It's part of your contract to say I love you.
26:00You're an amazing woman.
26:02And I love you.
26:03When I say those three words.
26:06Say it.
26:07I wouldn't really mean it.
26:10Listen to this music.
26:11It's just, it's just lifting.
26:14Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
26:23I love you.
26:25I can't give 100% of me to you.
26:29Yeah.
26:31What?
26:34What?
26:36What?
26:37What?
26:38What the f...
26:41This time has come to an end and let you go.
26:45What?
26:46What?
26:46He hasn't picked anyone.
26:50What?
26:52They both got dumped.
26:54The only thing more tragic than a broken heart is two broken hearts.
26:59You didn't pick me either.
27:01I didn't pick nobody.
27:03Oh, this is bloody funny shit, man.
27:05He's got to be very lost.
27:07I feel sorry for him.
27:09Five minutes ago, these women said, he's the best thing that ever walks the face.
27:12Now, they're flipped the size.
27:13Oh, he's emotionally unstable.
27:15I don't know what he's looking for.
27:16Well, obviously, it's not you.
27:19Trudging.
27:20That's a trudge.
27:20Mate, how long until this becomes a meme?
27:23I like him.
27:24Take your clothes off and go in the water.
27:39And I was in the bathroom with me.
27:41That's how he is.
27:42One of the other secretaries.
27:45Someone went to the loo.
27:47Hang on, say.
27:48And I'm just talking to your arse.
27:50I know.
27:51Yeah.
27:54Over the years, we've learned heaps from TV.
27:56From docos about the life of humans.
27:59I don't think there's a greater joy than your firstborn baby.
28:02Making Holly feel pretty good for this conversation.
28:03No, no, no.
28:04To docos about the life of...
28:05Monkey!
28:06Yes!
28:07Can I get a big cuddle like that?
28:09No.
28:10It was one of our youngest goggle boxes.
28:12Kangaroo!
28:13Not kangaroo.
28:14What's that?
28:14Dude!
28:15That was always a fan fave.
28:17Look at that!
28:18When it came to learning about animals.
28:20Balkans.
28:21The whale.
28:22How does it feel to be corrected by a four-year-old?
28:24Not nice.
28:25And the learnings continued in 2023, with a fan-favourite moment involving her.
28:30Cow!
28:31Where's that move?
28:32We've got a cow here that is obviously going to carve.
28:37Don't tell me you're going to put your hand up.
28:38We're just going to help.
28:40What?
28:40Oh!
28:41Oh!
28:41Maybe take your bracelets off first, right?
28:43She's doing it with 5,000 bangles on her arm.
28:46She used to have 5,001 bangles on her arm.
28:49Cow walk around all here at Janglin.
28:50He's been on the way a little while.
28:52Oh!
28:53What?
28:54Come on.
28:55Oh, my goodness.
28:58It's having a baby.
29:00Do you want me to block your eyes?
29:05Look how shocked he is.
29:06He's in shock.
29:10Is that the cow's vagina or no?
29:11Let's see.
29:12Do you really know where babies come from?
29:14In the bone.
29:15Yeah.
29:29Hello.
29:30Can you bring an ice cube over here, please?
29:33Don't throw it!
29:35Oh!
29:37Holly!
29:39Holly!
29:40My mum!
29:47Oh, my God, that's Michael Glass, too!
29:50I've just raised a family of dickheads.
29:53From breaking glass to breaking records,
29:56in 2024,
29:58Holly Dalton gave us a memorable fan-fave moment
30:00during the quiz show...
30:02The 1% Club!
30:03I love this show!
30:04We've got 100 players.
30:06All right, here we go.
30:07This is the 90% question.
30:10All right, we should all get this right.
30:12Mia doesn't want to lose this game of noughts and crosses.
30:16Where should she place her next cross?
30:18You've got to, like...
30:20Your brain really has to think.
30:21What do you mean?
30:22It's noughts and crosses.
30:23B.
30:23Let's have a look at the answer.
30:25B.
30:26Easy shit, honestly.
30:28Oh, my God!
30:31The title of which popular song is indicated here?
30:35Eye of the Tiger.
30:36Eye of the Tiger!
30:38Can anyone tell me the band who played it?
30:39Who cares?
30:40What number would be next?
30:43Oh!
30:46Huh?
30:47I reckon it'll be 398.
30:50398!
30:51398!
30:52Look at Holly go!
30:53That is so good!
30:54I'm so proud of you, Holly!
30:56Why are you being so condescending as if I don't know anything?
30:59Which of these couples gets completely consumed by Valentine's Day?
31:04What is this question?
31:06This is hurting my brain.
31:08OK, so I think that Valentine's Day, if you spell it...
31:13Stephen Laney spells Valentine's Day.
31:16Stephen Laney?
31:17You're on it, Holly!
31:18Stephen Laney, it is an anagram of Valentine's Day...
31:22Anagram Holly!
31:23We're actually learning how you think, Holly.
31:26This is the 5% question.
31:30What three-letter word is missing from this unusual list?
31:37I don't know!
31:40So these are planets.
31:41So Neptune is the last one.
31:43What?
31:44Do you get it, Mum?
31:45No.
31:45Uranus!
31:46Mercury!
31:47Neptune!
31:48Oh!
31:49Where's Earth?
31:50A-R-T.
31:52A-R-T.
31:52Time is up.
31:53What's the answer?
31:55The answer is...
31:56A-R-T!
31:59I've got an absolute one in a billion!
32:02Oh!
32:03Oh, my God!
32:04How does that mind work?
32:06You are the last two players standing,
32:08which means you both have a shot at the 1% question.
32:11OK, you're the 1%, Holly!
32:13No pressure.
32:13Let's not talk.
32:14Bonnie is planning a heist.
32:16In a coded message,
32:18she instructs her accomplice
32:19about which type of escape vehicle to bring.
32:22What?
32:25I can literally see their brains calculating.
32:32Um, a sports car?
32:34Helicopter.
32:35Well, it says boat there.
32:36Gazebo.
32:37A top.
32:38Oh!
32:38I think she could be on it!
32:40Shh!
32:41Time is up.
32:42Shh!
32:43No, no, no.
32:44Now I'm freaking out.
32:45The answer is boat.
32:47Boat!
32:48Boat!
32:49You absolute weirder!
32:53That's amazing that you can see that.
32:55That is amazing!
32:56People think, like, when they see things,
32:59they go, oh, that's it.
33:01It must be something like that.
33:02Whereas my brain's like,
33:04let's really think about it.
33:06Let's really work...
33:07I don't think you think before you speak half the time.
33:09Yeah.
33:09No, I don't.
33:10We've been looking for 20-something years,
33:12and now we've found it.
33:26What's that?
33:27Our wedding invite.
33:28Our wedding invite.
33:28Oh, wow.
33:29Is this for me, or do I get to bring a partner?
33:31No, this is for you.
33:32This is for you.
33:33There's no plus one.
33:34No plus one.
33:34There's no plus one.
33:36Who's your plus one?
33:37To put your mystery plus one on,
33:39it means someone's not getting invited
33:40that we actually know.
33:43In 2017, we witnessed one of our favourite gogglebox moments.
33:47Go sit down and watch the news.
33:49It's Happy Gay Day.
33:50Australia votes yes to marriage equality.
33:53Yes!
33:54Yes, yes, yes, yes.
33:55Yeah, amazing day today.
33:57Good evening.
33:57Welcome to the project.
33:58Look, it's all rainbows.
34:00God, it's such a beautiful day.
34:02Here is how it all played out.
34:03For the national result, yes responses,
34:057,817,247,
34:09representing 61.6% of clear responses.
34:13I just can't believe it.
34:14I actually felt proud today.
34:15Me too.
34:16I'm proud to be Australian today.
34:19It's brought happiness to a lot of people.
34:22Now my brother can get married if he wants to,
34:24my cousins,
34:25all some of our favouritest people in the world
34:28can get married.
34:29I think it was interesting
34:29because it felt like a really terrible process
34:31had delivered a really tremendous moment.
34:33This is just 50 years of pent-up shame and shit.
34:38And finally today,
34:40you know,
34:40that whole fear that everyone hates you
34:42and doesn't accept you
34:44is not true.
34:45Magda Zurbanski joins us now from Sydney.
34:48She's been a great spokesperson.
34:51When I think of the Yes campaign,
34:52I think of her.
34:53She must be over the moon.
34:54I feel like I've been run over by a big gay rainbow truck,
34:57but very happy.
34:58I just love her.
34:59We are your brothers,
35:00your sisters,
35:00your friends.
35:01And I love the fact
35:02that it's actually been such a unifying thing.
35:04Oh my God.
35:05That's you.
35:05I think that's me.
35:06That's you.
35:07I thought you said you were by yourself.
35:10So instead you're getting on with a hot copper.
35:12I was crying,
35:13standing there crying.
35:14And this policeman walked up to me and goes,
35:17we're all here for you
35:19and gave me a cuddle.
35:20That was very nice.
35:24It's a very joyful moment.
35:25Thank you, all of you.
35:26And the party continued in 2023
35:28for a small,
35:30underrepresented
35:31and often vilified group of Australians,
35:33soccer fans.
35:34When over 4 million of us
35:36got behind the Matildas.
35:38Peely time,
35:39Peely time.
35:40In their World Cup quarterfinal clash with France.
35:43I'm nervous.
35:44Amazing scenes
35:45at the Brisbane Stadium.
35:46All the Aussies.
35:48A chance for Australia to venture
35:50where they have never been before.
35:52Let's go.
35:53Early on,
35:54the French looked strong.
35:55There's any less on there.
35:56Opens the angle.
35:57Oh, my God.
35:59But the Matildas kept asking questions.
36:03Go, girls.
36:04And it's not cleared yet.
36:06Oh, what a save.
36:08But try as they might,
36:09a chance, Marivella.
36:10Oh.
36:11They couldn't break the French defence.
36:14Oh.
36:15With scores locked at nil all,
36:16it was time to bring out the big gun.
36:19Sam Kerr's in.
36:20The crowd's going to go berserk now.
36:21Yes.
36:22Woo, woo, woo.
36:23Sam Kerr, please score.
36:24Straight away into the action, Sam Kerr.
36:26Oh.
36:28Come on, the Tillys.
36:29It's out of cover to wrestle.
36:31Oh.
36:32Oh.
36:33But after 120 minutes.
36:35Let's join your penalties.
36:37Penalty shootout,
36:38I think,
36:38is the most savage thing
36:40in World's Order.
36:41So much pressure.
36:42And the first penalty of the shootout.
36:44Oh.
36:45Yes.
36:46Come on.
36:47It was a strong start for the Tillys.
36:49Yeah.
36:51Listen to the crap.
36:53But Lebleur fought back.
36:54Straight is number seven.
36:56It was a superb save.
36:58The two teams went goal for goal
37:00in the longest shootout
37:01in World Cup history.
37:03And she sends it wide.
37:05Ha.
37:05In your face.
37:06But then,
37:07it all came down to this.
37:09They are on the brink.
37:10Come on.
37:11Come on, come on, come on, come on.
37:12The weight of the nation
37:13is on your shoulders, baby.
37:16I don't want to watch this.
37:18We're going to have
37:18a fricking anxiety attack.
37:20From the spot,
37:21she sends us straight to through.
37:22Yeah.
37:23Yeah.
37:24That's the fucking list.
37:25She's gone.
37:25I hate feeling these.
37:26It is.
37:27Hold your breath.
37:29The world is now
37:30just two steps away.
37:32They made it.
37:33They fucking made it.
37:34The Matildas,
37:35for the first time,
37:36are going to
37:37a World Cup semi-final.
37:39Yeah.
37:40We got it.
37:40It's not football.
37:41Soccer.
37:42Get off me!
37:43Like, the Matildas
37:44have been able to do something
37:45that no other sporting team
37:47has ever been able to do.
37:48Get me interested in a sport.
38:03At Nick and Milo's,
38:04the isolation is taking its toll.
38:07All right, you ready?
38:07Mm-hmm.
38:09Let's go on straight in the bin.
38:12In 2020,
38:14something big happened,
38:15which meant we were all home
38:16in the Arvo.
38:17Times are desperate, Keith.
38:18And we fell in love
38:19with our favourite daytime drama.
38:21The Bold and the Beautiful!
38:22You know that this year
38:23has been a scooter to the ankle
38:25when you're watching
38:25Bold and the Beautiful.
38:31Face, face!
38:33I've been watching
38:34Bold and the Beautiful
38:35since I was born.
38:37If you haven't seen the show before...
38:39It used to be like
38:40Brooke and Ridge get married.
38:41One girl is sleeping
38:42with another man's husband.
38:44Brooke and Ridge get divorced.
38:45The worst acting of all time.
38:46Brooke and Ridge get married.
38:47They go through affair plots
38:48like toilet paper.
38:49Brooke and Ridge get divorced.
38:51Speaking of Brooke...
38:52What the hell is this?
38:53What the hell is it?
38:53Brooke!
38:54It's the same actress.
38:56They've been there for 32 years.
38:58Rich, please,
38:59let me explain.
39:00The last time I saw it,
39:01she was married to Ridge.
39:02No, she's married to him now.
39:03Who's he?
39:04That is Ridge,
39:05but he used to be played
39:06by a different actor.
39:07How could they have changed Ridge?
39:09It's a Ridge too far.
39:10You kissed Spencer.
39:11Oh, so she slept with someone.
39:12She's in the fair.
39:13You know how I feel about this guy?
39:15Because why is there so many people
39:16in the same room?
39:17Why is everyone standing and watching?
39:19Exactly.
39:19I'm sorry.
39:20No one's walking around.
39:21I don't know what to say to you anymore.
39:22What's Colonel Sanders doing
39:23in the background?
39:24I was going to tell you.
39:26I wonder what they say
39:27to the ones that aren't talking.
39:28Just try and keep making faces.
39:30Bellwitz just trying to be a friend.
39:31The troubled look.
39:33You have to pretend
39:34it's not something really bad.
39:42You're going to explain
39:43that everything's going to be how it was.
39:44It's not going to be how it was.
39:45Do you have any strepsules?
39:48Everything's changed now.
39:50Oh, dear, Flandford,
39:51I just need something real quick.
39:53We've overcome so many things.
39:56My forehead still doesn't move.
39:58She's like one of those puppets
39:59where the bottom lip just moves.
40:01You know how much I love you.
40:03I was in a very vulnerable state.
40:06She'll be on.
40:07Hasn't said a word yet.
40:08Put your head down.
40:08Quick, put your head down.
40:09And it hurts me.
40:10See?
40:11See?
40:11See?
40:11That's what she does.
40:12She does that.
40:13You are who he wants.
40:14He doesn't want me.
40:15And cue.
40:17It didn't seem to be told her again.
40:19Brooke was upset,
40:20so I listened to her.
40:22Bang!
40:22Oh, my God!
40:25Yes!
40:26Betrayed your wife.
40:27Betrayed your sister.
40:28Have you ever traded
40:29the nine people in this room?
40:30Everyone's down here.
40:31Don't ask me why
40:32there's nine people in this room.
40:33I don't know any of them.
40:37I haven't watched this show
40:38in 20 years
40:39and I feel like
40:40I haven't missed a thing.
40:42We're going to have to watch it.
40:43This is it, mate.
40:44This is our new life now.
40:45This is our new life.
40:45I think I'll be busy
40:46tomorrow afternoon.
40:56When you think of Greece,
40:58what's the first thing
40:59that comes to your mind?
41:00Zeus.
41:01Olives.
41:02The economy is absolutely crumbling.
41:04Greek wrestling.
41:05Yogurt.
41:05The Coliseum.
41:07Mine's Tony Mockbell.
41:08The Greeks love to tell you
41:09about the Greeks.
41:10Oh, my God.
41:11Didn't the Greeks invent everything?
41:12We gave the world everything.
41:14Everything that the world has today,
41:16us Greeks.
41:17It's going to be an hour of
41:18Greeks claiming...
41:19We invented everything!
41:20...that they made things
41:21that the lebs actually beat them to.
41:23We've given the world
41:24democracy,
41:25sex,
41:27language,
41:29I'm just trying to think what...
41:33and pep smears.
41:35And another thing
41:36we have the Greeks to thank for
41:37is the word podiatric.
41:38Podiatric?
41:39Are we talking feet?
41:40You got it.
41:41So time to check out
41:42everyone's favourite
41:43gross-out medical program.
41:45My feet are killing me!
41:46In this Foxtel medical series,
41:48surgeons take on
41:49extreme examples
41:50of problem feet.
41:52Oh, this is going to be so grim.
41:54My name is Chris
41:54and I'm here with my dad
41:56because he has
41:56the worst feet
41:57I've ever seen in my life.
41:59Please don't show us.
42:00No!
42:00Uh, if you're squeamish,
42:02you might want to look away now.
42:05Can't be that bad.
42:08Oh!
42:12Oh, please don't switch off.
42:14Bluey's up very soon.
42:15Holly taps out.
42:16Why are we watching this?
42:18This is the stuff
42:19they make you do
42:19in the interrogation room.
42:21Look, she's looking.
42:22How do you...
42:23How can you be okay with that?
42:23She loves it.
42:24It fascinates me.
42:26I remember when I was younger
42:27and it made me bite one off.
42:29What?
42:29He made his son
42:31bite one off?
42:32This is going to require
42:34a surgery.
42:35How could you make
42:36a show like this?
42:38Good question.
42:39Here's our next patient.
42:40Why?
42:41Why?
42:41My name is Jeffrey Cox
42:42and my toes
42:44look horrible.
42:46Been there, big fella.
42:47Can't be as bad
42:48as cheese feet.
42:49Give me a look.
42:52What are those?
42:54He's got a lot of fungus
42:55on his nails.
42:56Well, look at that.
42:57Put yourself back on.
42:59Put yourself back on.
42:59What can they do?
43:00Oh, if that were my toes,
43:01I would just consider amputation.
43:03All right, here we go.
43:04All right.
43:04Oh, no.
43:06Underneath the nail,
43:07you have a lot of stuff.
43:07The fungus there.
43:09Oh, my God.
43:11And it's moist.
43:12Don't say moist.
43:14I'm going to go ahead
43:14and dremel up these ones, okay?
43:16Get the chainsaw.
43:17You've got to grind down those nails.
43:19Oh, see,
43:20who watches this
43:21for a relaxing TV?
43:23Now that I've grounded down
43:24his toenails,
43:25it looks like
43:26a peak of normalcy.
43:28Now it's back to
43:29Basil and his crusty feet.
43:31Oh, no.
43:33Let's have a drink.
43:34God, you need something
43:36to watch this.
43:37Today's basal surgery,
43:38I'm pretty concerned,
43:39but I think I have
43:40a pretty good solution.
43:41Nurse,
43:42grab me the angle grinder.
43:44The time has come.
43:45I don't want to look
43:46at these bloody feet again.
43:48Oh.
43:49Oh!
43:50They're turning it
43:51into cheddar now.
43:52The antiseptic
43:53that we're putting
43:53on the foot right now
43:54is like Cheetos.
43:55Stuff you lick off
43:56your fingers
43:56when you finish the Cheetos.
43:58Please stop talking
43:58about my favourite foods.
44:00All right,
44:01I'm going after this.
44:02All right, get ready.
44:03I mean, literally
44:03cutting through this.
44:05Oh!
44:06Oh, my God!
44:07How are you watching it?
44:08Right in this area.
44:09Yeah.
44:09You can't see now.
44:10Look, look, look.
44:10Ah.
44:11Kate!
44:12That wasn't there before!
44:13We'll tell you when to come up.
44:14You can really see
44:15that pinpoint bleeding there.
44:17That looks like a warp.
44:18Don't you dare
44:19drop it on the camera.
44:20Oh, my God!
44:21This floor is going to be
44:22destroyed.
44:23You can melt that
44:24and make a good toasty.
44:25Stop!
44:27Okay, you can look now.
44:28It's over.
44:30Oh, that was disgusting.
44:31I can't wait now
44:32to see the finish.
44:33Oh.
44:34Yeah, great.
44:35Looks so much better.
44:36Yeah.
44:36I still can't believe
44:37you made me put my mouth
44:38on that.
44:40I'm glad that's over.
44:42That was fantastic.
44:43I'll have a nightmare
44:45out of this tonight.
45:00Hello.
45:02Yes.
45:04Yes.
45:06Yeah.
45:08And who are you?
45:09Who is it?
45:10And I'm just going to give you
45:12some information over the phone?
45:14Normally.
45:15What?
45:16Oh, mate, shove it up your ass.
45:17I'm not telling you nothing.
45:19Tonight.
45:19I love Trouble Guides.
45:21Of all the shows
45:22that use ordinary Australians
45:24to give their opinion
45:25about stuff,
45:25Trouble Guides
45:26is definitely
45:27a fan favourite.
45:28If you want to be on TV,
45:30you want to be on this one.
45:31I wonder if they've got
45:31the same people on this year.
45:33Those people include
45:34the posh,
45:35hard-to-please
45:36older couple.
45:37This is the sophisticated pair.
45:39It was boring.
45:39They came in small doses.
45:41Very small doses.
45:42Then you have
45:43a boisterous family of four
45:45with a loud outspoken daughter.
45:46They're my favourite family.
45:48Throw in these guys
45:49from the Indian subcontinent.
45:50Oh, my gosh!
45:51And the new guys
45:52who have grown up in Australia
45:54but have family ties to China.
45:56Poor Adalia Rand.
45:58What?
45:59Those are not words.
46:00Well, if you didn't like those words,
46:02you might not like these ones.
46:04It's a little poo restaurant.
46:06Oh, my God.
46:07We're sitting on the toilet.
46:08Does that mean you can just
46:09go to the toilet
46:10when you're sitting there?
46:11I hope so.
46:11Are there any specials?
46:13Special or poo to me balls.
46:15Poo to me balls.
46:17You're shitting me, aren't you?
46:18No, they're not.
46:19Or are they?
46:21And a poo to me balls.
46:22Oh, yes!
46:23Oh!
46:24Oh!
46:25Come on!
46:30Then, in 2018,
46:32the travel guides also took us to...
46:34Yes, Bali!
46:35So we're in Bali, are we?
46:36Yeah, it's full of bogans.
46:38I just got back.
46:39And it was fan favourites
46:40the Friend family
46:41who once again made us...
46:43Oh!
46:44And white as well!
46:46Oh, my God!
46:49Look at him, look!
46:51He's going to work really with his family?
46:54I hope he's got some suntan cream on, that boy.
46:56He's going to be bright pink by tonight.
46:58I reckon you kids would really like it
47:00just a week in Bali.
47:01It's really good.
47:02I'm going there in June, July.
47:03Who said?
47:14If his name starts with J,
47:16better stay the hell away.
47:17Don't you know J's in your life
47:18unless his name is Jesus Christ.
47:19If he takes you on your phone,
47:21tell him to leave your house alone.
47:22If his name starts with J,
47:24go.
47:30Love!
47:36Dad!
47:42Bingo!
47:43Back in 2024, over two million of us
47:46watched the fan favourite...
47:48Bluey!
47:49I love Bluey!
47:51This is one of my favourite shows.
47:53Gab and I don't have kids, but we will watch Bluey.
47:55This episode of Bluey is called The Sign.
47:58Is this the 28-minute episode that everyone's just gone crazy about?
48:01I don't really know anything about Bluey.
48:03We've got the Healer family living in Brisbane.
48:06It's funny, it's charming, it's Australian.
48:09This will hit you in all your feels.
48:11Oh, sorry.
48:12And this episode is a poignant one for Bluey fans,
48:15as the Healer family is looking to sell its beloved home.
48:19What?
48:20What?
48:20They're moving out of their family home.
48:24High cost of living is even hitting Bluey.
48:26Dad's got a new job in another city.
48:28Did you feel sad when we sold our last house?
48:30I was absolutely distraught.
48:32We moved three suburbs.
48:33But Bluey is determined to keep the family home.
48:37Well, then you need to get rid of that sign.
48:39Then the house won't be for selling anymore.
48:42Makes sense to me.
48:43You think I want to move?
48:45You took your first steps in that house.
48:48Aww.
48:49Made me think of, like,
48:50we'll have to move out of our home
48:52that Celia took our first steps in.
48:54Be like,
48:56Ah, Bluey, what are you doing to me?
48:58Banditas!
48:59The big B!
49:00Bandito!
49:01Bloody Realtors, shut up!
49:03I actually don't know if I can handle it if they move.
49:05Okay, so is there something I need to sign?
49:07Aww.
49:08Oh, it's so...
49:09Bluey's moving.
49:10I feel it in the morning.
49:13I feel how low we love.
49:16What's he doing?
49:17Oh, he's taking a phone call.
49:18Sail falls through.
49:19He took the sticker off.
49:21Didn't go through.
49:22Yes!
49:23You were always there.
49:25Oh, they're not going to sell it.
49:27I don't think they're moving.
49:28He's taking out the sign.
49:29Come on, bandit healer, you beautiful bastard.
49:33Into...
49:33They're staying!
49:34We're staying!
49:35Yes!
49:35I show it in...
49:38Aww.
49:39This is beautiful.
49:40You're crying.
49:41Of course I'm crying.
49:43Everywhere at once.
49:46They're back in their home.
49:48You can move out of a house, Bill, but you can't move out of a home.
49:51Forever.
49:57It's alright, mate.
50:04Oh, my gosh.
50:05Bloody hell.
50:06So Bluey's here to stay.
50:08Bluey's not going anywhere.
50:11Goodnight.
50:12Goodnight.
50:12Let's go, Nanny.
50:14Bedtime.
50:15I'm exhausted.
50:16Next time you see me, I'll be your dad.
50:18No way.
50:19That's right, buddy.
50:19That's crazy.
50:20Hold that fort.
50:22Let's get another bit.
50:27Ow!
50:28The wall's been there for years, Keith.
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