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Ladies of London: The New Reign - Season 1 - Episode 07: Horsing Around
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00:06You
00:07Your husband, where is he from? Oh, he's from Lebanon. He did not want to marry me. I was like,
00:11you're marrying me
00:13By the way, I'm running a 10k running. She says I'm struggling through a 10k in Nairobi
00:20Plus what do you want to do that? For Tusk, my chariot, the Wild Love Chariot
00:23I mean, it's exciting to visit Nairobi to do this race. I actually have to do it now
00:27You wouldn't be wearing this if you didn't have a touch of venom in you now, would you?
00:34Cruella is out of full force
00:36At least these birds don't die in vain darling
00:39You are a troublemaker
00:42You're like a total con. No wonder you live in LA because it's a fake city. What is your problem?
00:48Why are you always defending him? Why don't you defend me for one? Because you are a psychotic bitch
00:57You know you'll never be me. You might be free. But this is my sin
01:09The kids are so excited to have family here. I noticed that Valentina saw a bug in the house and
01:16She didn't want to kill it. And I was like, that's just like Micah when she was like
01:20I am one of three children. I am the middle child, the only girl. My older brother is Shane and
01:27my younger brother is Bron
01:29But Max wanted to kill the bug, which was me
01:32Bron lives in Boston and he flew in for my birthday. Trying to kick some butt now. Okay, be easy
01:38on me
01:39It's been a few days. Bron is the best trainer in america
01:49Oh my goodness, we got a good cloudy british day, which is probably a great workout day every week
01:56We've got a weekly call where we work out. Hey
01:59Hey, what's going on?
02:01Oh, yeah
02:02Come up and then squeeze good squeezing one yellow yellow yellow. Yep. There you go
02:07It's just such a cool thing to me that we get to work together on a weekly basis
02:12I mean if you can train me you can train anyone
02:17Welcome hi
02:20Morning welcome
02:21Is this your brother? This is my brother. This is your brother
02:24Thank you so much. Is he coming to polo with us? He's coming. It's obviously my birthday week and every
02:31year
02:31I naturally just love polo, so I do a polo lunch
02:33So this year I thought I would get out of my comfort zone this next trip around the sun and
02:40Take a polo class for my birthday. You in? Yeah
02:43Bron and I virtually train every week together and so I was like, you know what while you're here
02:47Fun opportunity to kick some butt and have some fun. Don't kick my butt too hot. No, no
02:52We're gonna have some fun. You guys ready? Okay. Oh, we're signing up. You can't start on sitting. We got
02:58Go quick feet in place. Get those feet moving
03:02Go girl
03:06Americans are hardcore with our workouts. Of course I have the exceptional emma's but most of my friends do
03:11Don't work out. Let's go
03:14Keep it going. Squat down low. I don't think my body goes that way
03:19I've been single for a long time
03:23I want to be the kind of girl that wakes up at 6 a.m. and goes for a 14
03:26and a half k run
03:29I'm not that kind of girl. So this next one we're going to be going to some walkout planks. Oh,
03:35this is exactly what the doctor ordered
03:40Well, hello
03:43He has a great body
03:45You want some vitamin D out here, right? Everything
03:48We're in England now. You have to take that in pill format
03:51Ron's a sweetheart. He's like a very happy puppy with a mustache
03:57You're looking good twisting those abs. Tummy in tits out
04:01Oh my god
04:04Thanks guys. Thanks for coming
04:06How you doing, Margot, are you eating a cigarette? Yeah
04:09I really do
04:09Are you sure you're ready for a cigarette? Yeah
04:12Wait, so Margot, I wanted to check up on you and see after
04:15Everything which was a fabulous party. Oh, you're so kind
04:18I got so pissed I forgot to tell anyone to eat anything
04:20Who else needs champagne? I'm being a very lax hostess. Darling, thank you so much. I really miss having stuff
04:29I ate it was delicious. It was amazing actually
04:31Um, but I wanted to see how you're doing. Oh, thank you. You're always so thoughtful. Well, that was a
04:37tough one
04:38You wouldn't be wearing this if you didn't have a touch of venom in you now, would you?
04:42Yes, I actually feel bad for Martha because when she finds out what a friend you really are you're like
04:49a total con
04:51When two people gang up on you and everyone else is neutral
04:56You're being ganged up on I'll feel like really bullied really attacked. Oh
05:01But Kimmy, she genuinely has a heart of gold
05:05But she's a tiger. Yeah, and she's a tiger because she's had to be a tiger and if you're on
05:10the wrong side of those claws
05:11It's vicious and you're so similar. I know that you clash and then you're like wait
05:17Actually, we could be best friends because you share a best friend
05:20I know you and Kimmy will sort it out because you're both say to each other's faces
05:25With Mark, I feel like it's something similar. I don't think it's a genuine meanness in him
05:29I think it's it's a playing for the laugh. He likes to be funny
05:33And sometimes what he says to be funny is cruel, but then just be funny
05:38Kimmy is forthcoming, but with Mark to
05:42Say all these things behind my back and then be nice to my face is just two-faced. I think
05:47he's so insecure
05:50That he thinks that this fake little clown thing that he does is better than the real version of him
05:58He's desperate for everyone to like him
06:03Oh
06:06Hello
06:07How are you?
06:10Lovely to see you
06:11This is always the highlight of any week
06:15How are you my friend?
06:16I just look for excuses to keep coming back here
06:19This is a lovely project and all the things we're going to do for it
06:21I was so excited
06:23This is such an exciting project
06:25Work on it
06:26The reason I fell in love with the house in Florence is because it belonged to the Negronis much like
06:31my house in
06:32London, which belonged to Oscar Wilde, who is one of my great idols, so I couldn't really
06:37Turn it down
06:38The drawing room has an amazing color palette in the ceiling. There are pinks and blues and gold
06:44And we can thread that
06:45We can use it as detail points, can't we?
06:46That's existing
06:47Thread it through as detail points
06:48It's not changing
06:49Both of my parents have always been collectors, so I grew up essentially in auction houses
06:54But it's not like, oh, we've started off in beige here, so we're going to go to caramel there
06:58You know
06:59Die
06:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no
07:01I mean just
07:03A sin, a crime
07:04Is there a color of a dessert from childhood?
07:08Certainly not
07:09Okay
07:10As a child, I was never really around people my age unless it was at school and I found them
07:14all rather ordinary anyway
07:15And so in many ways, I definitely consider myself an old soul
07:19I have no interest in popular culture
07:21I want to play a little pop culture quiz
07:23Go for it
07:23Whose door are they exploring?
07:26What?
07:26I have absolutely no idea who that person is
07:29Have you ever seen a Star Wars movie?
07:31No, I haven't seen Star Wars
07:33Can you name a video game?
07:34A video game?
07:35The Sims
07:37What group was Beyoncé in before she went solo?
07:39I don't know, but I know Beyoncé and I went to her concert and I was underwhelmed, so sorry
07:43Oh god, I shouldn't have said that
07:44You got one point, Mark
07:46The thing about Mark is that he thinks he's funny and laughy and whatever, but he's not
07:51He's just mean and he doesn't have a sense of humor
07:53I think in Mark there is a pure heart of gold and I think it's his heart of gold
07:58Weirdly, ironically, that makes him really mean because he wants to make people laugh and have fun
08:02So time-wise
08:03Yes
08:04How quickly do you think we can get concrete plans in place?
08:08Autumn, do you think? Does that work for you?
08:09Yeah, well, it's too hot in the sun
08:11Well, yeah, yeah
08:13You have a reputation
08:14Okay
08:15Not of being aloof, but being like a little untouchable
08:18I'm so pleased
08:23It's a safety mechanism
08:27It's weird to give you a compliment and then tear down the thing that you've complimented
08:31He's a liar, maybe even like a psychopath, because who does that?
08:35Mark has said things that are funny, but what he's doing to me isn't funny
08:39It's meant to be hurtful and then he's gaslighting me and everyone else by saying, oh, it's just a joke
08:43No, it's not, it's and he knows it
08:46My whole thing is like whenever I'm in a moment where I feel like Margo is being attacked
08:50I'm like, don't you feel this way or whatever?
08:51We'll be like, no, she's pretty awesome
08:53Yeah
08:53Like I feel like that's important from a friend group
08:55Oh my god, you're gonna make me cry
08:56I feel so alone, actually
08:57That's really smelly
08:59I'm not there that you feel
08:59Oh, Margo
09:00You guys
09:01I'm also really tired
09:03It's okay
09:04It's okay
09:05We love you
09:06Thank you guys
09:07We love you
09:07I'm really smelly
09:08I don't want to hug you more than that
09:09Margo and Mark are both bitching about each other
09:12I'm really worried that they're going to get to a point where they can't move on
09:15And I'm really sad about that because they're both fabulous
09:17If they would just give each other a chance
09:20I think he needs to know like he needs to know about his behavior
09:23What if Missy and I went and had a chat with him
09:26Like what's going on?
09:27Yeah, with your permission
09:28I just think Mark is a people pleaser
09:31So if he realizes that like it does not please the people to be a backstabbing little bitch
09:37He probably will stop
09:40One thing I am nervous about is I've got my birthday event coming up
09:45And I feel like
09:46Oh yeah, the polo
09:46You're gonna have to have a conversation first before you give us mallets
09:54Coming up on ladies of london
09:56This uh margot girl's just kind of you know using her for people she knows here and
10:00But that's obvious
10:01I think true colors will shine soon
10:04Yeah
10:25Buongiorno
10:26Buongiorno
10:26Darling
10:27Do you know this is the first time I've been in here in the daylight and sober
10:31I can attest to that
10:32Oh this is lovely
10:34How are you my love?
10:35Oh darling I'm so happy to see you
10:37Me too
10:37Would you care, dare I say it, for a glass of water?
10:43I definitely know that I had a shower in it earlier
10:47I thought that was the sole purpose
10:48Clearly we had a lot to talk about
10:50Yes
10:51Well what did you think about that picnic?
10:53I don't think
10:55I'd ever seen you cry
10:57I know
10:58You backstabbed me and that killed you
11:00I have no backstabbed you
11:02That's how I feel
11:03You're attacking me all day long
11:05No I'm not
11:06Martha's my good friend
11:07And I'm with her during the good, the bad and the ugly
11:10And this Margot
11:11Stops causing all this gossip
11:13But then Martha she took her side
11:15And I just thought she's being heavily manipulated
11:17I don't even know who Martha is when she's around Margot
11:20It's like I'm talking to a completely different person
11:24What is your problem?
11:26Why are you always defending her?
11:27Why don't you defend me for once?
11:28Because you are a psychotic bitch
11:30I love you for it but you are
11:32She's not
11:33Not the same way you are
11:34She's like some kind of Margot bot
11:36You see I thought Martha was smarter than that
11:40No Martha's very bright
11:41And in some other ways emotionally really off
11:45Yeah
11:46I love her because sometimes in my life when I've had ups and downs
11:49She's the first person to come to my house
11:51To say let's have some tea
11:52She's a very kind person
11:54Of course she is
11:55And I think this is why she gets in a lot of problems
11:57She gets in all these situations
11:59Whether it's with men or friends or strangers
12:02Are you sure he was even a builder?
12:05I guess please yeah
12:05So he's like I'm not doing the job
12:07I'm like drop back my cheese
12:09Or you gave him your house keys?
12:11It really grates me to see someone being taken advantage of
12:15And I'm upset
12:15It's so important to be a good judge of character
12:17I think this uh Margot girl is just kind of you know
12:20Using her for people she knows here and
12:22But that's obvious
12:23I think she's very disingenuous
12:24But she should realize that you know
12:25If someone's causing trouble
12:27Between all her friends
12:29There's obviously something amiss
12:30I know I know
12:31I think true colors will shine soon
12:36Try and get your knee to elbow
12:39Good
12:44I've made some small progress
12:46Oh look at you
12:47It's always an ab exercise though
12:49Every time you come in you're like I just want abs
12:51I want abs
12:52Nothing else
12:53You don't do anything else
12:54Three seconds
12:55Two one and relax
12:59How'd you go Phil?
13:00Feel all right?
13:00Amazing
13:01I feel great
13:02I've really let myself go over the last couple of years
13:05Thank you
13:06You was excellent
13:06Good to be back
13:07Oh thank you darling
13:08Thank you for having us back
13:09Feel good?
13:10Oh so much better
13:11Woo
13:12Good
13:12I love the e-puzzle workout because it's like so quick
13:16It's 20 minutes in and out
13:17Boom done
13:17And I'm by nature terribly lazy
13:21But this summer I have made some improvements
13:23Clearly
13:26That was good
13:27We're back to it
13:43We're back to it
13:44And Daphne is Delilah's daughter
13:47Delilah had Daphne just when I was going through my divorce
13:50Where is the old girl?
13:51Where is Daphne?
13:52She's with my amazing friend Laurie
13:54Up in Oxfordshire, Gloucestershire area
13:56Lovely
13:57But by the time Daphne needed to be broken in and start her career
14:01I didn't have the finances
14:03And so I had to put her out on loan
14:05And so I've never actually ridden Daphne
14:08It's so ridiculous
14:09Because they say to me
14:11Come and see her
14:12Why are you not taking this up yet?
14:14Because it's so much emotion to address
14:17Okay
14:18It's just so painful
14:20You're not quite ready
14:21You need to work up to it
14:22No, but I am ready
14:23I'm going to
14:24I'm not ready
14:25You are ready
14:26You're not ready
14:27It's probably been maybe five, six years since I sat on a horse
14:31And therefore it's easier not to see Daphne
14:34Daphne's a big reminder of the life that I don't have anymore
14:37She's a reminder of my failings
14:40I couldn't afford to feed myself let alone a horse
14:47So it's time to get back in the saddle
14:49I feel quite overwhelmed at the moment
14:52One thing at a time
14:53Don't take on, you know, everything today
14:57Yeah, today what I need is a big fat juicy burger
14:59Yeah, okay
15:04Coming up on Ladies of London
15:06By the way, Martha is exceptional on a horse
15:09It's an equestrian
15:09As you can tell
15:12Martha, you're going the wrong way
15:36Look, I found a whole bunch of stuff for Fourth of July
15:38Oh, Martha
15:41You do that, I'll hang these up in places
15:45Oh my god
15:46Happy Fourth
15:47Fourth, darling
15:48Yeah
15:49Happy Fourth
15:50In America
15:52Fourth of July is the most fun ever
15:55What's Fourth of July?
15:56Are you guys hungry?
15:58Yeah, I'm hungry
15:58I've never had a Fourth of July in London
16:01They do Guy Fawkes Night, that's their fireworks party
16:045th of November, every year in the UK
16:06We have like a fireworks night to celebrate that the Houses of Parliament weren't burnt down by this guy called
16:12Guy Fawkes
16:13And we light bonfires because he was burnt at the stake
16:16Oh dear
16:17Very weird
16:18But that's what we do every year
16:21Fourth of July is the day the Brits don't want to remember
16:24It's not really fun to celebrate a defeat
16:28Though America in its current format perhaps would do better under the king
16:35You want a Coke? Diet Coke or Coke Zero?
16:37Ice is the most American part of this whole experience
16:40Ice?
16:41Yeah, they don't they don't use ice here
16:43Five?
16:44Uh
16:45She wants boys laughing?
16:46She is
16:46Hi
16:49Oh my goodness
16:50Yeah
16:50How was your nap?
16:53Dada, where are you going?
16:54I'm going to go over here and sit down and eat some fries
16:56You want to sit down while mama makes some lunch?
16:59Yeah
16:59Yeah
17:00Della is adapting best to London life
17:02That baby was born to live in a city
17:04She loves the bus, she loves the taxis, she loves the dogs
17:08You know whose birthday it is?
17:09It's America's birthday
17:11I never thought I would find myself in a traditional marriage
17:15All right guys, go grab the food please
17:17My husband is a Middle Eastern man
17:20You don't eat ketchup here by the way
17:22Don't eat what?
17:23Ketchup
17:23I think we have ketchup
17:25Yeah we do
17:25He goes out, he makes money, he provides, he comes home
17:29I handle the kids, I handle home
17:31Okay, what's what?
17:32Those are posh dogs
17:33What?
17:35It's like a hot dog but better
17:36Mommy
17:38Look, I don't even know if it's cooked for me
17:40Did you tell me?
17:42I'm not a good cook
17:43I spent my 20s and 30s on cocaine and champagne
17:48How are you feeling?
17:49You feeling better?
17:50I'm great, yeah
17:51No more jet lag?
17:53Thank God
17:53You ready to hit the town with me?
17:55Yeah
17:55Will you get a little shopping?
17:56I'm mine
17:57Oh yeah
17:59Not you, you're not mine
18:00Those are the magic words I've been waiting for
18:02This is a really big deal for me that they find their footing here and that they enjoy it
18:07For me it's the difference between giving up 20 years of my life and my connections and my work
18:13Or being able to keep them
18:14All of my work has been here in the UK like all of it
18:17It's amazing
18:18Yeah and so I just it's hard to throw away like my whole career
18:22And so then I'm just in the States like
18:24What am I gonna do here?
18:26All right now you can have some ketchup
18:27She likes ketchup?
18:29She love loves it
18:30I never had an acting career in Los Angeles
18:31I worked entirely from London
18:33So the doors are already open for me here
18:37I don't even know how I would start over
18:40I mean I guess I could become a realtor
18:43Would you buy a house for me?
18:45Are you guys talking to your friends back home?
18:48What are they doing for 4th of July?
18:50Nothing
18:50Do you know what the 4th of July is for?
18:52Yeah um
18:52Independence Day
18:53From who?
18:57Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence that freed the slaves
19:01No, no, no
19:05Bro
19:05That's a different kind of independence
19:07I don't know how to
19:08July 4th is Independence Day from who?
19:12George Washington
19:13George Washington
19:16You just did the East Coast trip
19:18Oh, oh, oh
19:19It was in the Revolutionary War when they signed the treaty
19:21Against who?
19:21Against, uh, England
19:23Yes!
19:24Let's go!
19:25Oh my god
19:26Yay
19:29I'm it
19:30I don't know what you heard about me but I am the is
19:34One of a kind, no cloning
19:36Yeah, I am it
19:38This is gonna be so hot
19:39From you, you get less
19:42Look at me, look at you
19:43What time is it in Zurich?
19:45An hour difference
19:46Okay
19:48Hi!
19:48Hello!
19:49It's so hot here
19:51I don't know what it's like in Zurich
19:53Is it as hot here as
19:54Same
19:54Same
19:55It's crazy
19:56What are you up to?
19:57Well, I'm getting ready for the big polo event today
20:02Which is so fun
20:04We will miss you
20:05Unfortunately, my birthday party this year lands on a day that Marco is traveling for work
20:09But we were able to celebrate my birthday on my actual birthday
20:15Happy birthday to you
20:20Woohoo!
20:20Woohoo!
20:20Happy birthday to you!
20:22Thank you!
20:23Polo lessons, that sounds fun
20:25Everyone up for getting on the horse?
20:27Not everyone
20:28Marco introduced me to polo
20:29Marco is half Argentine, half Swiss
20:32So he grew up with polo
20:33So when I first started dating Marco, he took me to my first polo game
20:37I actually was engaged on a polo field in Argentina
20:39And it's been something that I think we just love to watch
20:43And now I'm just, I'm such a polo fan
20:45I think there's six of us riding, five or six of us
20:48So it's going to be a good crowd
20:50I'm a little nervous because it is the first time everybody's seen each other since the picnic
20:54The picnic
20:55So I'm hoping everyone just kind of behaves themselves
20:58And if not, I'm going to take away the polo mallets
21:03Godspeed to me
21:06Coming up on Ladies of London
21:08I wore my white flowers for peace
21:10So something you're trying to say?
21:12Yes, I'm a piece of
21:13Finally, we agree
21:15Margo!
21:27Let's go!
21:35Thank you, thank you very much, thank you
21:39Wow, it's beautiful
21:42This is cool
21:43Everything's so perfect
21:44Everything's perfect, right?
21:45Yeah
21:45I probably celebrated six first days on a polo field
21:48It's so fun, it's social, it's exciting
21:51And now I'm just, I'm such a polo fan
21:57Hello
21:58Oh my gosh
21:59Wow
22:00Do we look like we know what we're doing?
22:02Because we don't
22:03I'm so happy to have the cowboy boots
22:05Oh, you're right
22:06I'm so happy to have the cec-o
22:07I'm so happy to have the lumi
22:07I'm so happy to have the lumi
22:07I'm so happy to have the lumi
22:09I'm so happy to have the lumi
22:13Welcome
22:15Hi
22:15Happy birthday
22:18Drinks looks good, are you drinking?
22:20Well, I was afraid to drink and drive a horse
22:23More fun.
22:28Hey!
22:29You look amazing.
22:31You look amazing.
22:33Happy birthday.
22:34Thank you so much.
22:36I had to bring you something.
22:37Oh, my goodness.
22:37I brought you Longleat Local Honey.
22:40You are the best.
22:42Thank you for coming.
22:43Welcome home.
22:43I know.
22:44We're here.
22:46I'm so excited to see a horse.
22:54What's up?
22:56Welcome home.
22:57Happy birthday.
23:00She wore her boots.
23:01Hi.
23:02Happy birthday.
23:04Thank you, friend.
23:05Welcome.
23:06Hi.
23:06Welcome home.
23:08How'd it go?
23:09Amazing.
23:10Did you run the whole thing?
23:11I did the 10K.
23:12I walked, jogged.
23:13Kenya was absolutely amazing.
23:14Sun's coming out.
23:16It's going to be hot.
23:18Starting to get out of breath.
23:20Trying my best.
23:22It's high altitude and it's rough terrain.
23:24So people who do this race say it's one of the harder ones.
23:27And then I saw some monkeys on the course at, like, 8K
23:31who had come out to eat the little bananas that we were given
23:33for energy snacks.
23:35They came to join in, which kept me going.
23:38Oh, my God.
23:38We did it.
23:39I was so, oh, I don't know, just thrilled to have done it.
23:44Thank you for your messages.
23:46Oh, no.
23:47So sweet of you to be, like, cheering me on from here.
23:56How are you?
23:57Nice to see you.
23:58You too.
23:59Welcome.
23:59How are you?
24:00I'm George.
24:01Nice to meet you.
24:02Like half a glass of champagne.
24:04Honestly, drinking improves my performance on a horse.
24:06Hi.
24:07What's up?
24:07I was very pumped to see you again.
24:09I heard my legs hurt after that.
24:12I was like, whoa.
24:20Oh, look at you, a dream.
24:26Yeah, this is actually Joshua's suit, because I can't fit into
24:28anything anymore.
24:29So I'm like, yeah, so I'm now wearing men's ones.
24:32You would never know.
24:34Never.
24:35Micah, you look like a professional.
24:38It's polo part of your life, or is this a...
24:40I love to watch polo, but I do not play polo.
24:44I do not ride horses.
24:45I'm excited to be beside her riding horses.
24:49Seriously, don't put me on a pedestal.
24:50I will fall straight off it.
25:02You look amazing.
25:06Trouble.
25:07Trouble murder.
25:08Trouble has arrived.
25:10You too.
25:13I have a lot going on in my life.
25:16I'm going to fly tomorrow back to L.A., land, and then Joc comes back with me.
25:21How are you feeling?
25:23I am weird.
25:24I don't know where I am.
25:27I'm tired.
25:28I'm not in the mood for bull .
25:30I said you had your evil headdress on.
25:32So, if she wants to be cool, we'll be cool.
25:35Can you be nice to Margot today, please?
25:37Because you love me.
25:38I do.
25:38I'll be nice.
25:41I'll put my nice hat on.
25:42Margot, Kimmy's wearing a peace hat.
25:43I wore my white flowers for peace.
25:46You think it will help?
25:47I don't know, but I'm channeling it.
25:50I'll go along with it, Kimmy, but white's also the color of death.
25:55You've got a lot of peace going on, Kimmy.
25:57Is there something you're trying to say?
25:59Yes, I'm a piece of .
26:00Finally, we agree with you.
26:03Margot!
26:03Okay.
26:04We're bringing, we're having fun.
26:06Cheers.
26:07Cheers.
26:07Cheers.
26:08Cheers.
26:09Cheers.
26:14Cheers.
26:14Cheers.
26:16Cheers.
26:16Cheers.
26:17Cheers.
26:17Happy birthday.
26:20He's wearing pink.
26:23I have a way of blocking out irrelevant things.
26:26What Margot's struggling to understand is that I'm distinctly uninterested in her.
26:32Nothing about her fascinates me or intrigues me.
26:36And I fear that may be bothering her.
26:40Where is that shade?
26:42You are the shade.
26:43I am indeed the shade.
26:44Well observed.
26:47Let's see if there's any hot men.
26:49I've never been to polo a game before.
26:52The thing is these polo players are hot, they're always poor.
26:54Already?
26:55Always date the guy that owns the team.
26:58Not the player.
27:00Tragic mistake.
27:02Tragic.
27:03Polo players make nothing.
27:06Nothing.
27:08Oh, that's sad.
27:09You were some of the best ones in the world.
27:10Really?
27:11Yeah.
27:11I'm single, I'm like, hey, maybe this is my thing now.
27:15Stop ruining it for me.
27:17Jesus.
27:18Olives are safe.
27:20I'll put some more tomatoes.
27:23Can we stand back here?
27:24Yes.
27:24The rest of the day.
27:25I'm bidding on something so I can't communicate.
27:26Oh my God!
27:28What is it?
27:29A teapot.
27:31Darling, I'm not shopping for your husband.
27:33What is it?
27:34What is it?
27:35It's a set of chairs which I want for Florence.
27:38How's your dad?
27:39He's in hospital.
27:41No!
27:43You see your parents reach their 80s.
27:46You start really seeing their fragility.
27:48And you start understanding that life is finite.
27:51And you can ignore that for great swathes of time
27:55until you can no longer.
27:57You want to go out?
27:58I'm going tomorrow.
27:59No!
27:59Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
28:01You feel powerless, alone as an only child.
28:05And you feel sad.
28:06But there isn't very much you can do apart from comfort them
28:09if they will accept to be comforted,
28:12which is not the case in this situation.
28:15What happened to my lot?
28:16I missed it.
28:17No, you didn't.
28:18I did.
28:18A lot of times.
28:19This is my constant distraction from...
28:21Oh, tell me about it.
28:22...problems.
28:23Just five things.
28:25I go running, you buy chairs.
28:30Coming up on Ladies of London...
28:32I just didn't think you'd give a s***.
28:35This is a woman who's had sex on screen at the age of 21
28:38and now she can't stand up to Mark Francis?
28:41What is that about?
28:51Everybody riding, it's time to go.
28:53Are you?
28:53Yes.
28:55Kimmy, get a chair.
28:56I'm never going to grab a chair.
28:57There's somebody that can grab it for me.
28:59Who grabs?
28:59We're not the kind of people who grab.
29:02We're not grabbers.
29:03Obviously, I'm not playing polo today because I'm pregnant.
29:06But if I wasn't pregnant, I'd be the first one on that horse.
29:10I really want to look like a complete twat out there.
29:12Trying to do something I'm going to look really bad at.
29:15Why would you play polo with people who are not necessarily
29:18the most competent of players?
29:20I'm not doing that.
29:22Horse riding is dangerous enough without this situation.
29:25I'm going to have a sit down.
29:28The stars are coming now.
29:29Aw.
29:30Who is the oldest and the slowest?
29:32Okay, so you are the most experienced.
29:35Happy to go.
29:36It's a mare.
29:37I love a mare.
29:39Good morning.
29:40Horses for me are kind of my lifeblood.
29:46Hi.
29:46And for me, it's a really intense form of relaxation.
29:50And I'm going to cry because I cry every time I talk about horses.
29:53By the way, Martha is exceptional on a horse.
29:57Martha was at one point the best side saddle rider in the UK.
29:59Yeah.
30:00I used to ride, but a very different sort of horse.
30:04I used to, you know, hunt.
30:06So I used to ride tanks.
30:08And these are like Ferraris.
30:09So I'm quite nervous.
30:12Oh, my God.
30:13I haven't been on a horse in a long time.
30:15Careful.
30:16Your leg is in between the rings.
30:17Oh, that won't be very good.
30:18Yeah.
30:19There you go.
30:19Here's the experience rider.
30:22Should we play a game now?
30:23Yeah.
30:24Oh, look.
30:24It's getting dangerous.
30:27Oh, shoot.
30:31I've taken polo lessons before.
30:35But it was a long time ago, and I don't remember much.
30:38The higher you go with the backswing, you can hit the ball further.
30:41Very good.
30:42Yeah.
30:43Trying to brush the grass.
30:44Well done, Martha.
30:46Martha, you're going the wrong way.
30:47There's a whole different set of instructions for a polo pony, it turns out.
30:54Believe it or not, this is not the first time I'm playing polo.
30:57I'm just really bad at it.
31:00The sport is so hard because there's so many things going on.
31:04It's like a sexy man, a horse, a thing you're going to swing around.
31:09Good job, Missy.
31:11Apparently you got yourself in trouble this week.
31:13Oh, yeah, because you weren't there.
31:14I wasn't there.
31:15Apparently you caused a ruckus, supposedly.
31:18You ruffled feathers.
31:19You ruffled feathers.
31:20Marquette.
31:21Cruella is out in full force.
31:23And she's always been my favorite.
31:25Well, ruffled feathers, yeah.
31:27She was wearing rather a lot of them.
31:29I'm not saying that I'm surprised.
31:30I just want to know because I wasn't there.
31:32Listen, if you're going to go around wearing 150 dead pigeons to a garden party...
31:37They were definitely ostrich.
31:39Wait, what?
31:39Ostrich?
31:40Do you know how long ostrich plumes are?
31:41They're this long, sweetheart.
31:42There was nothing ostrich-ian about them.
31:44I was going to say, there was nothing ostrich-ian about them.
31:44There's nothing ostrich-ian.
31:45It was pjean.
31:46What ignited it, though?
31:48Because she thinks that Mark's been saying things about her behind her back.
31:51Well, he has.
31:51So have I.
31:52But she's been upset by it.
31:54I've heard that she's been crying about it.
31:56Really?
31:57Anybody who's just crying because somebody criticized their wardrobe as a real lack of what I call important issues going
32:08on in their life.
32:08So you actually escalated into a proper route at this party?
32:12She didn't cry there, but I've heard that she's been really upset about it.
32:15Mark slags my wardrobe off all the time.
32:19And, like, you're probably not wrong.
32:21If anything, I might wear something I know he'll hate on purpose for his reaction.
32:25I've done that loads of times because it's funny.
32:29How did it end?
32:31She left.
32:32It was ideal.
32:34Is Mark some kind of fashion guru?
32:36Like, who says that he knows the rules of whatever somebody should be wearing?
32:40Margot has a right to wear whatever she wants without people making bitchy comments about it.
32:45I don't think she'll make it in London.
32:47I think she's far better suited to Los Angeles.
32:51Yes!
32:52Woo!
32:53That was so fun.
32:55That was cool.
32:56We have to give them back.
32:57Unfortunately.
32:57Can I just go for one counter without the stick?
32:59Of course you can.
33:01Come on.
33:01Come on.
33:03Come on.
33:04Come on.
33:05Come on.
33:05Come on.
33:06Come on.
33:07Come on.
33:07Come on.
33:07Oh, look at Martha.
33:10Good girl.
33:13Daddy.
33:14Daddy.
33:14Daddy.
33:15So beautiful.
33:15Aw.
33:17When I got here, Martha was really in a low.
33:19And watching her on this horse, there's so much brightness and hope.
33:24Oh, look at Martha go.
33:25It really makes me excited for her future.
33:28She can ride.
33:29You can tell.
33:31Yeah, no, Martha's great.
33:33For somebody that always loved horses and she didn't get on one for years for some odd reason,
33:37It's really nice to see her connect with something that makes her feel so alive again.
33:42And it makes me happy as a friend to see that.
33:45Good girl.
33:47Good girl.
33:48Good girl.
33:49Good girl.
33:50Woo!
33:50Woo!
33:51Woo!
33:52Oh, good girl.
33:53Oh, good girl.
33:53You look amazing.
33:55What a good girl.
33:57Oh, my goodness.
33:58You're so sweet.
33:59God, that makes me so happy.
34:00Oh, my God.
34:01Looking you this happy makes me so happy.
34:03Oh, my God.
34:05This is the best thing anyone's ever done for me.
34:07Aww.
34:09Do you want to do one more?
34:09Thank you, gentlemen and ponies.
34:13Muchas gracias.
34:14Muchas gracias.
34:15Muchas, muchas gracias.
34:17Adios, babe.
34:19Oh.
34:21Missy.
34:21Hi.
34:22Welcome back.
34:23Welcome back.
34:24Oh, my God.
34:24That was so hard.
34:26I said even on horses you're managing to have your tits flying around.
34:29Did you guys see them?
34:31They just came out.
34:32No, no, no.
34:34I'm like shaking.
34:35I'm so tired.
34:36It's really quite fun.
34:37Very hard.
34:40Martha Sitwell.
34:41Congratulations.
34:42I love you.
34:44Getting back in the saddle.
34:46I'm so happy right now.
34:47So beautifully and gloriously.
34:49Bring me champagne.
34:51I'm so happy right now, Kimmy.
34:53Well, you should be because you were fabulous.
34:55I'm sort of puce.
34:56I'm just waiting until the sweat dries.
34:58Oh, when was the last time I got this sweaty?
35:01I don't know because I haven't had sex for a really long time.
35:04I'm so proud of you.
35:06Oh, thank you.
35:07And I haven't had good sex for even longer.
35:11Oh, God.
35:12I've missed it so much.
35:13Well, you know something?
35:14I'm so kind.
35:14I've never seen anyone more beautiful on a horse than you.
35:16Oh, you tell the nicest lies.
35:19Me?
35:19I'm the meanest bitch on earth.
35:21But if I say something, it's because it's true.
35:24Oh, I was so happy to be on that horse.
35:26Literally, I feel like the world has lifted off my shoulders.
35:29I feel like Martha again.
35:30The last five years have just been so much just about survival.
35:34Just really animal instinct survival.
35:36The wallpaper is peeling off.
35:39There are damp patches.
35:41Everything's covered in magpie crap.
35:43Are you sure he was even a builder?
35:45I guess, please, yeah.
35:46So he's like, I'm not doing the job.
35:48I'm like, drop back my keys.
35:49Oh, you gave him your house keys?
35:51I don't want to become one of those horrible people
35:55just because the world has been cruel to me.
35:56I just refuse.
35:57I'm sorry.
35:58But now I'm feeling so much better.
36:02I just feel like I'm sort of filled up with golden bubbling energy.
36:06I'm feeling so much stronger.
36:07I'm feeling so much more like Martha.
36:12I'd lost that bitch.
36:14She was kind of cool.
36:15But, oh, God.
36:17I've got to go and see Daphne.
36:18Of course you do.
36:19I know.
36:20I just, I'm so scared of how emotional it's going to be for me.
36:22When I've ridden her, then I have to go home.
36:25And you know what?
36:26That's life.
36:27Life's about beautiful moments.
36:29I want it all to be beautiful.
36:30Well, it isn't.
36:31But it's about appreciating the ones that are.
36:34Yeah.
36:35Well done.
36:36That was beautiful.
36:36Let's be happy about this one.
36:41You look like you're meant to do this.
36:44Do you know, I was just, the whole time,
36:46I was like, just don't fall.
36:47Just don't fall.
36:48That's it. And we're good.
36:50How you been?
36:51Hey, amazing.
36:52I want to talk to you, actually.
36:53At some point.
36:54Well, here I am.
36:55This whole situation with Margot is, like, so confusing.
36:59I haven't even noticed it.
37:00So?
37:01No.
37:01I mean, it's completely indifferent.
37:03Bottom line is that Margot is actually a really nice person.
37:08Gorgeous, inside out.
37:10Well, we won't have to fight over her.
37:11She's all yours.
37:12Yeah, what's upsetting her.
37:14Say one thing in front of her face and say another thing behind her back.
37:41We're gonna turn this into, like, something bigger than it needs to be.
37:44It doesn't have to be.
37:45It doesn't have to be.
37:46I think she should just...
37:47It's more because she's so sad.
37:49I think she should just...
37:49She actually cries.
37:50Remember, she's an actress, sweetheart.
37:52I don't think she's acting, though.
37:53Do you know what?
37:54So many things matter in the world, and this isn't one of them.
37:56So many things matter right now.
37:57It doesn't matter.
37:58So many things matter.
37:59You know what matters?
37:59That you didn't fall off the horse, that you had a great time,
38:01that it's Micah's birthday.
38:02So many things matter.
38:03Yeah.
38:04It just doesn't matter.
38:04I think she's confronting more about what's being said.
38:08Yeah.
38:08Yeah.
38:10She felt a bit bullied, which is not nice for her.
38:12She doesn't feel bullied.
38:13She doesn't feel bullied.
38:13That's what she said.
38:14I feel, like, really bullied, really attacked.
38:17Oh.
38:18Trust me.
38:18She's a big girl.
38:19She'll get a hug.
38:20Trust me.
38:21She'll be just fine.
38:22I was bullied for the first 20 years of my life.
38:25I know exactly what bullying is.
38:27Margot was not bullied.
38:28It's fine.
38:29Sorry.
38:30Just started a conversation.
38:31Bullying is trauma.
38:34Somebody making an off-the-cuff remark about something you're wearing
38:37is possibly unkind.
38:40At worst.
38:42I really think it's...
38:43Do you know what?
38:44I think today is a celebration.
38:46We're not going to focus on any of this, my love.
38:49We are not having an argument.
38:51Good.
38:52At all.
38:53There's a time and a place for everything.
38:54And at this point, it's not going so well.
38:56But also, Mark is acknowledging that.
38:58He's saying, I don't want any drama at Micah's birthday.
39:00And I think that's good etiquette.
39:03It's not what I'm saying.
39:04It's such a happy day.
39:04I'm saying because you were a friend.
39:06I don't think we need to sort of worry about people's outfits.
39:09For the record, I was like, I like Margot.
39:12You know, I'm just like...
39:14I don't understand.
39:16Oh, I love not being the only person holding Mark Francis accountable.
39:22It's amazing.
39:22I think he's just trying to say...
39:24He's just like, oh, she says stuff for attention.
39:27And I'm like, well, I don't really understand.
39:29I do things for attention.
39:34You know who this is?
39:35Mr. Burns.
39:37Mr. Burns.
39:39I really struggle to get close to people who can't take it.
39:42I was like, look, I just thought you had a really thick skin.
39:45I just didn't think you'd give a .
39:47Like, don't really.
39:48And the fact that you're saying that you're upset
39:49and that you've got feelings and all that stuff,
39:51like, that's you giving a .
39:52And I'm like, I just think the less you do that, the better.
39:54This is a woman who's had sex on screen at the age of 21,
39:57and now she's getting shy.
39:59She can't stand up to Mark Francis.
40:01Like, what is that about?
40:04There are kids dying all over the world.
40:05Yeah, I know, but it's...
40:06And we're worried about what I think about someone's dress.
40:08But it was upsetting her.
40:10Well, then she needs to get over it.
40:11We just, like, have to...
40:11I'm gonna go and sit over in this charitable corner here
40:14where I feel that there is less drama.
40:16It's not drama.
40:18Good.
40:19I'm glad to hear it.
40:20It's really not, honestly.
40:20I'm very glad to hear it.
40:21It's not drama at all.
40:22It's entirely uncalled for,
40:23especially on someone's birthday.
40:25We tried to talk about it.
40:26Yeah.
40:26So, if you can't have a conversation, I can't force it.
40:30I'm so hopeful that they can be friends and start over.
40:36I'm from Florida.
40:38Florida?
40:38Florida, yeah.
40:39I live in Boston, though.
40:42Oh, my gosh, I've just seen this.
40:43Oh, thank you.
40:44Oh, my goodness.
40:46This is stunning.
40:49Happy birthday to you.
40:52Happy birthday, dear Micah.
40:57Happy birthday to you.
41:00Thank you, everyone.
41:04Aw.
41:05I don't even can't think of both of them.
41:08I think I got off light in this party.
41:10I mean, I was thinking, hide the polo mallets.
41:13Like, and so, if this is all the drama that happens on my birthday, I'm happy.
41:18Everyone.
41:19Hello.
41:20Hello.
41:20Thank you to the birthday girl.
41:22Cheers to the birthday girl.
41:23Cheers to the birthday girl.
41:24Great birthday.
41:26To the birthday girl.
41:27Yay.
41:28Happy birthday girl.
41:29Always.
41:31So, you're like a Barbie of polo.
41:33Aw.
41:33Insane.
41:35I mean, who could wear white.
41:36I know.
41:37Be mad.
41:38And to everybody else, including the birthday girl, I would like to extend an invitation to
41:44Lonely.
41:47Yay.
41:48Oh, yes, bitch.
41:49If you would care to join me, you're cordially invited, is what we should say, right?
41:52Yeah.
41:53And Mark's been Kimmy's been many times.
41:56I don't believe we'd left, actually.
41:58Um, but yeah, I feel like I talk about it all the time.
42:00Obviously, it means a lot to me.
42:02It's such a different world.
42:03And I feel like trying to explain it and articulate it is so difficult.
42:06I'd like to invite you.
42:07It should be fun.
42:07I think it would be very nice for everybody to come to Longleat.
42:10I think there's something there for everybody.
42:11Hopefully, I'll keep them entertained enough to not argue.
42:15Can you imagine?
42:23You're being a bitch.
42:24You would know.
42:26off, Margo.
42:28Why are you so obsessed with me that you talk about me all the time?
42:30My darling, who wouldn't be obsessed with you?
42:31Have you seen yourself?
42:32Oh, you're so weird.
42:34I'm 20 years being treated like a freak, okay?
42:36I will not be branded a freak.
42:39He is a freak.
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