00:00Is it a beautiful day here at Piston Peak Park?
00:03Yes, it is.
00:04Thanks for coming out, everybody.
00:06And I'd like to give a special welcome to the Secretary of the Interior
00:09who is joining us for the unveiling of this commemorative...
00:12Uh, flag.
00:14The safety of the tourists is at stake.
00:16Ah, sorry about that.
00:17If you could excuse me for a moment, ladies and gentlemen, thank you.
00:20Am I giving a speech?
00:22Yes, I am, Penusky.
00:23No, sir, Polesky.
00:24It's Polesky.
00:26Polesky.
00:28That's what I said.
00:29We're saying the same thing.
00:29With all due respect, Superintendent Spinner,
00:32the smoke over the ridge is growing closer.
00:34Yeah, perhaps we should turn on zero sprinklers?
00:36Yeah.
00:36We must evacuate.
00:37Better listen to him again.
00:39They're right.
00:39They're right.
00:40Let's see.
00:41Ah, right away, sir.
00:42We need to cancel the mail.
00:43We wait to worship again.
00:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45Who are you?
00:46You're a glorified bellboy.
00:47You're an overpriced sprinkler.
00:48And you're old and you have a dumb hat on.
00:50Who am I?
00:51I'm the superintendent.
00:52And today is about me and my lodge.
00:54And now's the moment I've been waiting for.
00:58Damn!
00:58It's still a grand funeral lodge.
01:01Now that's just a word.
01:05Oh, yeah, man!
01:07Yeah!
01:08Quick, quick, we must evacuate.
01:11Don't panic.
01:12We're looking at that.
01:12It's a mandatory evacuation.
01:14Right to the door.
01:15We have plenty of time.
01:16He's moving.
01:17He's going to the steady pace.
01:18He's moving slowly, but carefully.
01:20All right, Lord.
01:21There's no need to panic.
01:22It's really just a small little fire.
01:23If you all just calm down, you can come back next year?
01:25Sure, you can all come back next year.
01:28I'll see you.
01:32And remember, avoid the smoke.
01:34Stay above the canyon walls.
01:36You'll be okay.
01:37All right, next, please.
01:41I might wait.
01:43Hold on there, big fella.
01:44No cutscenes.
01:45You don't upset my buddy.
01:49All right, man.
01:50You're clear for takeoff.
01:51Remember to avoid the smoke and stay above the canyon walls.
02:05All right, please.
