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00:00T.M.S.T.
00:11This made serious trouble.
00:14Direct rotation management safety.
00:16Oh, Mr. Mayday, were you at the specified point of attack and applied an extinguishing agent within three minutes from the time of alarm?
00:22Well, I-I-I didn't have time to look for the clock.
00:27Is that guy writing down everything I say?
00:31Yes.
00:32Well, I-So he just wrote that down?
00:35Yes.
00:36And that?
00:37Yes.
00:38And that?
00:39Yes.
00:40Can you provide me with your self-inspection records and emergency procedure plans?
00:44Oh, look now, we don't have many emergencies around here.
00:48Besides, we need to get the fire out.
00:51Is that your contingency plan, Mr. Mayday?
00:53Every time there's an incident, you topple a water tower.
00:56This was my fault.
00:58I clipped the tower.
01:00I flew out last night.
01:01Cause I-
01:03Dustin.
01:04He closed that back.
01:06It's clear this airport has no plans for an emergency and equipment from the last century.
01:11So, unless Mr. Mayday gets refurbished and acquires a second firefighting vehicle in accordance with CFR Title 14, Volume 3, Chapter 1, Section 139, Subparagraph B, I am pulling this airport certificate of operation for non-compliance of rescue and firefighting regulations.
01:26Oh, Chevy.
01:28Oh, Chevy.
01:29Oh, Chevy.

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