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FUBAR - Season 2 - Episode 07: Dam It
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00:00The End
00:01The End
00:26Up ahead!
00:28You recognize those guys?
00:29No, the credit often highs from the outside if that was US military they wouldn't be dropping things into the
00:35water
00:47That was the last one let's go
00:54They're lowering the Elrod the Elrod sound waves were agitated that will expand and harden the foam and gunk up
00:59the dam to a stop
01:35Dad we're on our way to you in a DARPA helicopter. Did you hear that gunfire? It's hotter than your
01:39mom eating soup in a Jacuzzi. Oh my
01:42We'll discuss it in therapy
01:59Oh
02:04Did we turn the Elrod off?
02:13I don't think so
02:27Oh
02:27We've been in here too long they're taking us out of the forest to do us in Drea Di Matteo
02:32style
02:33The guy from the Eastry band is gonna kill us didn't expect to go out like this at least it's
02:38better than how grandma died
02:42Oh
02:43My god wait in my comic book Brock hard man escapes from zip tie
02:47So I actually googled how to do this if I remember correctly step one is is I have to get
02:52my hands in front of my body
02:59Oh
03:00I've tried that I can barely reach the tip
03:08Okay step two break the zip tie you pull it towards yourself forcefully like this like this like this like
03:15this
03:16Damn it
03:18They're not breaking. I need something to cut them with let me just get my pruning shears
03:22Your broken zipper your broken zipper can cut the ties it's worth a try
03:26Yeah
03:32Okay, let me just get on in there
03:47Okay
03:47Please look away Donnie you look away. Are you fucking serious right now can't control where the blood flow?
03:54Jesus Christ
03:56Okay, all right. I just gotta push on the bracket with both my thumbs. It's all yeah, all right. We're
04:02good
04:02Right there. We've stopped. It's a red light
04:06Now go go go go go go
04:13Go get him!
04:14God damn it
04:22When charlotte's web said some pig
04:25You like this story baby?
04:28Don't get too attached to the spider
04:30Text from Nana
04:32Your favorite informant is running late need to push a half hour
04:37Ciao
04:40Looks like we've got some time to kill
04:51Update three of the turbines have already jammed to a halt rpms are dropping on the fourth the one further
04:57from the pin stop
04:58So it didn't get as much of the agitation from the L red, but it'll soon shut down and once
05:02it does the power stops
05:09Okay, I don't see him
05:12They're so fast for bikers
05:14Okay, so we catch our breath
05:16Then we keep moving all this cuz that stupid pig it is not the pig's fault man. It's our fault.
05:22He's probably scared half to death
05:24God only knows what that little pig is going through right now
05:27What I want you guys
05:29It might be hard to handle
05:31Like a flame that burns a candle
05:34A candle
05:35Can't you be the flame
05:37Oh yeah
05:38Well, well you
05:39You make my dreams come true
05:45You, you, you, you, you, you
05:49Well, well, well you
05:52Oh yeah
05:54You make my dreams come true
05:57You, you
05:58Well, yeah, you
06:05Well, we must have gotten rid of the L-Rod, because that turbine is still running.
06:09Yeah, but the polymer in it has basically turned to thick mud.
06:12The turbine's trying to clean it out, but it'll fly before it's done.
06:15In a few minutes, that thing is toast.
06:17And then the dam shuts down.
06:19Not immediately.
06:20There's a storage depot that keeps about 60 minutes worth of backup storage in case we have a temporary shutdown.
06:25But excavating all of this gunk out of the turbines, replacing the burned-out hardware, that'll take weeks.
06:30The 60-minute window, it only delays the inevitable.
06:36Okay, it may be crazy, but I think I may have come up with a plan.
06:39You turn off the turbine.
06:41I manually cleared all the gunk, so we protect the motor, then you turn it back on again.
06:46All right?
06:46How are you going to do that?
06:57I put my back into it.
07:03In less than 30 minutes, we are engaging in an all-out battle to stop America from going into the
07:08Stone Age.
07:08What could you possibly be doing on your computer right now?
07:10Why is it any of your business what I'm doing?
07:13Sorry, I asked.
07:14Okay, if you really have to know, I'm actually writing you a letter of recommendation.
07:19That break four bones until you shit sideways stuff was pretty gangster.
07:27Why are you doing it right now?
07:28In case I die at the dam.
07:29I just figured one of us should get what she wants since I'm not getting regional director.
07:33Oh, I do want to make a few notes here.
07:37She is a giant ass pain, asks too many questions, and is too distracted by her multiple male suitors who
07:46clearly value butts of her personality.
07:49Nice.
07:49What are you going to do about those three Randy fellas?
07:53What?
07:53Carter, Alden, Chips.
07:56Horny can sniff out Horny.
07:58Just do me a favor and don't fuck up Alden like you did a few months ago.
08:02I'm not trying to fuck anyone up.
08:04It's all unreciprocated.
08:05I swear to you, I'm just trying to focus on my job.
08:08I don't want a relationship.
08:09Okay, well I'm just saying, the last time you broke my buddy's heart, he ended up sleeping with a pig.
08:14I'll be careful.
08:17Thanks, you're a good friend.
08:18I'm just looking out for my boy.
08:20I met me.
08:21I appreciate the letter.
08:23And for what it's worth, I was wrong.
08:25You'd have made a great regional director.
08:28Thanks.
08:28Better than Reed anyway.
08:49I don't think I can do this anymore.
08:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:52We're so close to getting this done.
08:54No, no, come on.
08:54You can't break down now.
08:56Let me relieve you.
08:57Come on.
08:58All right.
09:03Ah!
09:07Ah!
09:08Ah!
09:10Come on.
09:11Let me get this.
09:13It's stuck.
09:15You think I think it's just jammed.
09:21I mean, I loosened it for you.
09:27It's a real-life Hercules.
09:28Look at it.
09:29It's speeding up.
09:35Water's rushing the turbine chamber.
09:40Get back.
09:41Come on.
09:41Get back.
09:47Water's back in.
09:48We're refilling the energy storage depot.
09:50That should give us a few hours.
09:51What do you mean a few hours?
09:53We fixed the problem.
09:54Imagine an above-the-ground pool with multiple holes in it.
09:57You try to refill the pool with buckets of water.
09:59Yes, you're adding to the pool, just like this one turbine is added to the storage depot,
10:03but it will never make up for the amount of water flowing out of the pool,
10:06because this plant has three default turbines.
10:08So after everything that we've just done, the whole thing is going to shut down anyway?
10:12You brought us a few hours.
10:14Barry, did you hear all of that?
10:16He's right.
10:16In a few hours, the whole country's out of power.
10:18And we'll descend into chaos.
10:23Unless we unclog the three turbines that aren't working.
10:26Okay, so we use a jackhammer.
10:28You jackhammer that polymer coating, you destroy the hardware.
10:31What if we could remove the polymers without any damage?
10:34Well, then you'd be a wizard.
10:35Or a guy who's got an A-plus and AP chemistry.
10:38I found this research paper from Vanderbilt University.
10:41It seems that if you mix sulfuric acid with water,
10:43you can create an exothermic reaction
10:44that will eat away at this specific polymer,
10:47leaving the blades unharmed.
10:49Based off the size of the dam, the amount of water flow,
10:5320 industrial barrels of acid will do it.
10:54When are we going to get 20 barrels of acid? Come on.
10:57I don't know.
10:57But I'm going to find out.
11:00Okay. Okay.
11:01I can't. I can't.
11:03I can't run anymore.
11:13Are you okay?
11:17Uh, I just got to look at myself.
11:22I was on the altar.
11:24I had my suit on.
11:25The music was playing.
11:26Tally looked gorgeous.
11:28Oh.
11:29I was one of the family,
11:30and with her, I was going to get an instant one.
11:32Two grown kids and a grandchild.
11:37Everything I ever wanted.
11:39Things were actually working out for old Donnie.
11:42And then...
11:45Giant Austrian shits all over me.
11:50Okay.
11:52Them's the brakes, though.
11:53Right?
11:54Well, that sounds like heavy, heavy stuff.
11:57Do you want to keep talking about it, or...?
11:59No.
12:00Why not?
12:01Well, for starters, the bikers are here.
12:03What?
12:04Shit!
12:06Shit!
12:12Oh, man.
12:13There's just no way we're getting out of here
12:14without them seeing us.
12:15Wait.
12:16PCP?
12:17I've been hiding in my prison, Walter.
12:18You stole their PCP!
12:20I snagged some...
12:21What the...
12:21What the...
12:23Ha-ha-ha!
12:24Donnie, that is like a 10-year prison sentence
12:26in your hands right now.
12:26I'm only going to do a little,
12:27and this is supposed to give you, like, super strength.
12:29No way.
12:29It's that bump, like they do on cop shows, right?
12:31Dip my pinky in it, rub it on my gum,
12:33say it's pure.
12:34I'll do it commish style.
12:35No, don't...
12:36Okay, listen.
12:3650 yards away, there are men
12:37who are trying to kill us, okay?
12:39I am not dragging some dust head around Poughkeepsie
12:42for the rest of the afternoon.
12:49Awesome.
12:51Oh, oh.
12:52Hey!
12:53Okay, hey, hey, hey, listen.
12:55It's all a misunderstanding.
12:57Fuck!
12:58No cash is clay, baby.
13:03Okay, fair.
13:04You got me.
13:07I'm going to stomp my booty in your face
13:09until you're talking on the back of your head.
13:11Say goodnight.
13:16Oh!
13:20Shit!
13:29Good.
13:29It's cool.
13:31Take his cash.
13:31I'm not taking his cash.
13:33I'm getting his phone so I can call his help.
13:35Oh, right.
13:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:37Oh.
13:38Uh, I need his face ID to unlock it.
13:42Okay.
13:46Yeah!
13:46My man does not have a face.
13:49Unless that's the PCP talking,
13:50because I am starting to smell emotions.
13:54Circle of life.
13:56Killer.
13:58You okay?
13:59You smell scared.
14:02Killer.
14:03Killer.
14:03I was Westchester's teacher to watch.
14:06I-I was one of the teachers to watch.
14:08I was one of the 30 shortlist.
14:12What?
14:26Well, this is almost too quiet.
14:28I'm not sure this feels good, buddy.
14:38This is Hamsteak.
14:41If I am found dead, please return to Emma Bruner.
14:48Tell her I was practicing loving, functional relationship stuff with him for her.
15:01He's a good boy.
15:03He loves Belly Rubs and Luther Vandross, but not at the same time.
15:15Okay.
15:18Daddy will be right back.
15:20Daddy always comes back.
15:34I love you.
15:36Nana?
15:39Nana?
15:50There you are.
15:52Why does it mean she smells Frederick?
15:52I got some sauce cooking in the back office,
15:55and, you know, I like my meat fresh.
15:58Mm-hmm.
15:58Speaking of fresh meat...
16:00Okay, let's keep it professional, Nona.
16:03Okay, but you make Nona sad.
16:05Horny and sad.
16:08So... you have some information for me.
16:11Same drill as always.
16:13You give me the intel, CIA will wire you the money.
16:21Shit.
16:22I can't.
16:27You suck, Nona.
16:28Oh, I wouldn't miss that tight ass.
16:31Hey, now.
16:57Energy storage levels are falling faster than anticipated.
17:00Barry, you better come up with a solution now.
17:03Think I got something.
17:04There's a quarry 1.1 miles from there.
17:07They use commercial-grade sulfuric acid to leach copper.
17:09But you're gonna need hundreds of gallons of that stuff.
17:11How you gonna transport?
17:14The United States Marines.
17:27Oh, shit.
17:32Oh, shit.
17:35Oh, shit.
17:36Oh, shit.
17:38Oh, shit.
17:57Hey!
17:58Oh, shit.
18:13Huh...
18:18Oh, my God.
18:48He's not here. Check out the conveyor belt.
19:23Officer! Officer!
19:24Here we go.
19:25I am looking for my pig.
19:28He escaped from the CIA.
19:30And we were being chased by a bunch of bikers
19:32until one of them died from air conditioning.
19:35Are you on drugs, sir?
19:36No.
19:37Just PCP.
19:38Oh, okay.
19:40Hands in the hood. Come on.
19:41Okay.
19:41Officer!
19:42You don't have to arrest him.
19:43I have his pants.
19:44Officer, you can't arrest him.
19:46Really?
19:47Yeah.
19:47My job says I can't.
19:48Right, right.
19:49Okay, listen.
19:49There are dangerous men trying to kill us.
19:51Bikers.
19:52And if you send us to jail,
19:53they likely have contacts in there,
19:55and we will be killed.
19:56Oh, okay.
19:57You don't have hands in the hood, too.
19:58No, why, Mom?
19:58No, come on.
19:59This is a misunderstanding.
20:01I have his pants.
20:03Hands in the hood, sir.
20:06Hey, I'll pee in a rainbow.
20:09Son of a bitch.
20:12Give me your hands.
20:14Come on.
20:15Give me your hands.
20:15You pissy, magnificent bastard.
20:17I'm not resisting.
20:19I'm sorry.
20:20I'm so sorry.
20:21Oh, shit.
20:21I'm sorry.
20:22Holy shit.
20:23I'm sorry.
20:23Come on.
20:24Oh, my God.
20:24I killed another guy.
20:25I didn't kill him.
20:26I didn't kill him.
20:27I didn't kill the first one, either.
20:28Are you dead?
20:29He's not dead.
20:30He shook his head.
20:30He's not dead.
20:31I didn't kill the first guy, either, man.
20:33An air conditioner fell on him because of decisions he made.
21:04This ain't good.
21:06This ain't good.
21:21That's nasty.
21:32Hamstick?
21:36Hamstick?
21:40No, no, no, no.
21:46No, no, no, no!
21:53Hamstick?
21:56Hamstick?
21:59Hamstick?
22:00Precious.
22:06We'd be looking for this.
22:07You could have gotten out of here, but instead you came back looking for some pig.
22:14Hamstick?
22:16Hamstick?
22:19BLT?
22:31Oh, come here.
22:34He's not something.
22:36He's something.
22:42Don't look.
22:48I do not want to go to prison.
22:50Maybe you shouldn't have chased that cop.
22:51I did it for you, you selfish piece of shit.
22:54Radio to 175 Delta.
22:56175?
22:57That's this car.
22:58175, do you copy?
23:00Hi there.
23:01This is 175, over.
23:03175, report to meatpacking plant at 112 Euclid.
23:07Caucasian male, 36 foot, dirty blonde hair, cream polo, blue jacket, blue jeans.
23:13Dirty blonde hair, cream polo.
23:14That's got to be Alden.
23:15Hey, look at that.
23:17Woo!
23:18Okay, here we go.
23:24I had no choice.
23:25I should drown you in that delicious smelling sauce right now.
23:29No.
23:29Why'd you set me up?
23:30It was Dante Cress.
23:32How the hell did Cress even know that I'd reached out to you?
23:33Because he's Dante Cress.
23:35He knows things.
23:36And if Cress offers you a job, you take it if you want to keep breathing.
23:40Where is he?
23:40I don't know.
23:42I don't know.
23:43How'd you two communicate?
23:44He sent me an email saying that he would pay me $10 million upon proof of your death.
23:50If I don't deliver this proof, then Cress will kill me and my own family.
23:54I'm disappointed in you, Nana.
23:56Oh.
23:56Now show me that email.
23:57It's self-destruct after a few seconds.
24:00Like on TV.
24:01That's not a thing.
24:02Next time I'll hear from him is when I get paid for sending proof that you are in the ground
24:08or when he sends assassins for me because you are still alive.
24:12So either I get paid today or I die.
24:15That's it.
24:16You get paid today.
24:21Barry, listen up.
24:22We need to bring in our money, man.
24:29Have no fear.
24:30Farkas is here.
24:31Now what's all this business about tracing a payment?
24:33You need your expertise to track a wire from Dante Cress that he's going to make soon.
24:36You want to be able to follow it back to his actual physical location.
24:39Impossible.
24:41Cress doesn't send money like a normal person.
24:43You'll never be able to backtrack it.
24:44Why not?
24:46Remember that game Plinko from The Price is Right?
24:48Where the ball bounces down all those pegs.
24:50I think you mean disc.
24:52Exotic woman.
24:53I don't think I got your name.
24:55Tallulah.
24:57Tallulah Brunner.
24:59Brunner.
25:00Big guys always get the lookers, don't they?
25:03Anyway, you get your money into one of these slots down here at the bottom of the game.
25:06That's the bank.
25:08Dante sends the money from a slot at the top.
25:09But there's not a straight line you can follow back up.
25:12It bounces off a million tiny pins on the way down.
25:15Dante sends 75 separate deposits that add up to the amount owed.
25:19And remember that disc?
25:20It breaks off into five different discs.
25:22Some are invisible.
25:23Some are made of steam.
25:24Some bounce backwards.
25:25It's a maze inside of a puzzle, inside of an escape room.
25:29No one can tell what's going on.
25:30No one can track this amount of data simultaneously.
25:32That's bullshit and you know it.
25:35You were able to manipulate all those bank transfers when you were stealing money from the CIA.
25:39And you were able to track and expose Tina.
25:42Sorry about that.
25:43My point is, there's anyone that can help us figure out a way around this Plinko mess.
25:50It's you.
25:53All right.
25:58Looks like it's up to Farkas to save the world.
26:03You know, I have dreamed of this so many times.
26:07Ew.
26:09Local PD.
26:10I better go explain to them why you made me kill all those people out there.
26:14Come on, piggy boy.
26:16Ew.
26:24Ew.
26:25Ew.
26:25Ew.
26:26Ew.
26:26Ew.
26:27Ew.
26:27Ew.
26:27Ew.
26:28Ew.
26:28Ew.
26:29Ew.
26:29Ew.
26:30Ew.
26:30Ew.
26:31Ew.
26:32Ew.
26:33Ew.
26:34Ew.
26:35Ew.
26:35Ew.
26:37I shot my ball off.
26:39Ew.
26:44What the hell?
26:45Marvin.
26:46Yeah.
26:46Yeah, I changed the cop.
26:48Donnie shot the ball off.
26:50He has to get to the hospital.
26:52Yeah?
26:52You can't be here when the real cops show up.
26:54I'm CIA. I should be fine, but you're not.
26:56I don't know what the hell you did, but it looks real fucking bad.
26:59It's actually a lot worse than it looks.
27:01Dump the cop guard here. I'll blame it on the guys I killed inside.
27:03What guys?
27:04I killed eight guys. They're inside.
27:05My fault!
27:07Take one of their cars, okay?
27:09When you get to the hospital, don't let them know this was a gunshot wound.
27:11Okay, Connor. You got this.
27:13Go! Go, go!
27:15Was that the pig?
27:16Yes!
27:18Gary, we have to ask it. Headed to the damn now.
27:21Copy that.
27:21Okay, Farkus and I are working on finding Chris.
27:23I love this, that you're able to put the differences with Farkus aside
27:27and put this mission number one. I'm so proud of you.
27:31You care about your team a great deal.
27:33Oh, I love my team. They're like my kids.
27:36Speaking of which, do you know when Emma lands?
27:38I don't know, like the whirly bird, you know, the mechanical issues in Kuwait.
27:42Oh, she's flying with the new model.
27:44She should be on the ground very soon, but thanks for your concern.
27:46Yeah, yeah.
27:49What?
27:51I see what's going on.
27:53You have an interest for my daughter.
27:55I just want you to know, don't waste too much time because you have no chance.
28:01Why do you say that?
28:01Because you're unstable and you're all with the place.
28:04You're kind of like a loose cannon.
28:06I mean, it's the last thing she needs right now in her life.
28:08I just don't think she ever would choose you.
28:11I could be wrong.
28:13I mean, yeah, you probably, probably are wrong.
28:16Then I just have you killed.
28:47You're all right.
28:48I do.
28:57Oh, that's such a waste of good sauce.
29:00Just take the picture.
29:03got it okay nana killed me how's it going farkas finishing an ai algorithm now i'd explain it to
29:12you but i don't think you'd understand it it should work though okay download it alden send
29:17the photo send it to the encrypted number chris gave you okay sent payment should come now chris
29:24is always prompt as soon as the payment's sent the algorithm should trail it back to chris's
29:29location luke is coming down to the wire is the pickle and the pepper simon is in the sauce
29:35ready to discharge the acid into the turbine room hook up the hoses and bring them into the
29:40operations building we gotta hurry the plant's about to shut down come on come on let's go let's do this
29:50come on down here
29:57oh god of the morning nana is rich we'll know where mr chris is in a matter of seconds
30:06i got a hitch oh what the hell the deposit went into some kind of finsec hub a wood hub
30:12finsec hub financial security hub anyone it operates on the dark web it's like a giant
30:18digital washing machine i didn't think we'd run into something like this after the plinko board
30:21it's like having padlocks on top of your deadbolts yes but what the hell is it
30:27every money transfer has a 32 digit transaction id when a security hub is in play it takes all those
30:35transactions and gives them a new code to clean it then the new code goes through the big plinko
30:40machine before getting deposited into nana's account which means all the data we traced back here
30:46leads us to a dead end because all of the information that could lead us to chris's location
30:50like his uh ip address for example we no longer have so shit
30:59so what do we do now if we can get chris to send another deposit i can stop it from
31:04being scrubbed
31:05but only for like a split second delay so that i can read the real data before it gets sent
31:09off
31:09and it's changed permanently except chris isn't making any more deposits the hoses are ready send in
31:14the asset okay we deal with chris later but now we have to save the grid here we go
31:22labeling i can't let you do that
31:27but whatever you're thinking of doing it's a bad idea i'm thinking i don't want to blow you up along
31:32with that tanker so please step aside how the hell did she get the drop on us she dressed the
31:38part
31:38you can get anywhere with confidence and the right outfit luke you can't let her fire we need to ask
31:43you to unclog the turbines before time runs out look gretta just relax okay then you and i
31:49talk all right there's nothing to talk about you shoot me or my team and our fingers twitch
31:56and it's a bye-bye tanker there's no way you're saving us down
32:03friends of yours
32:19drop your weapons
32:20ru emma stand down chips you too
32:26i can take her emma don't do it
32:31i love her
32:36did he just drop the elbow
32:42you know if you really want to get back at him you can look me up in the employee directory
32:46marcus save marcus
32:49all of the feelings that i had for you they came back
32:52are you shitting me
32:53i try to fight it but i just can't chips told me how you felt
33:00i feel the same way i've always known we were meant to be together
33:04and i always knew that you were better than the people you work for
33:08gretta you're a wonderful person you would never harm any innocent people
33:12so let's just stop all this madness and you and i go off together
33:17boss i will cut off your dick stick
33:20i need to see this through you know how kress operates he already paid half the money up front
33:25so either i shut down the grid or he'll kill me or worse
33:30i need you to move now i don't want to have to shoot you
33:37i love you too
33:38god this is such bullshit emma take the shot
33:41what about the finger twitch
33:42oh she's in love with him she's not gonna pull any triggers just do it
33:45wait farcus you said that if chris makes another payment we could track his location
33:49can the green lantern recharge his power ring using his lantern
33:53none of us know that because we've all had sex
33:56now hear me out gretta
33:57we turn off the power
33:59then chris will make another payment to you
34:01then farcus can track his payment which will lead us directly to chris
34:05then we can turn the power back on again
34:07chris will know that i betrayed him
34:09i'll be signing my death warrant
34:10not if we get to chris first
34:12chris uses offshore accounts
34:13the power's only going out in the u.s. so his bank won't be affected
34:17and even if he's in the u.s. he can use a sat phone
34:19but what about right here
34:20the cia has backup generators
34:21look this is a win-win for you
34:23chris will be under arrest
34:25therefore he cannot harm you anymore
34:27and you get the money
34:28and then we can run the way
34:31together
34:32wherever we want to go
34:34we'll all lower our guns on three
34:36are you all insane
34:37no we're not putting the u.s. power grid down for even a second
34:40just so hansel and gretel here can live on a bora bora beach house
34:42luke bruner you are relieved of command
34:44emma bruner you are ceo
34:46now pull the damn trigger
34:47or kiss unit nine goodbye
34:49my daughter would never listen to you over me
34:51oh yeah
34:51well she says that she believes your judgment is compromised
34:57emma
34:58and that your decision making is affected because of your feelings for gretta
35:01she also asked to be put in charge of the team
35:04shatsel
35:06did you turn me in
35:09can you blame me
35:13no
35:16but you must trust me on this
35:17don't listen to him
35:18sweetheart
35:20look me in the eyes
35:22you know your father would never do anything to hurt you
35:25emma
35:25this is your chance to leave your dad's shadow
35:31am i really in command
35:32damn right you are
35:33all right
35:36then as ceo
35:38we're backing my dad
35:40son of a bitch
35:43this better work
35:45you're out of your mind if you think we're getting our chris's shit list
35:47oh shut up
35:50you know this is a little bit awkward
35:51but i haven't been paid my last paycheck
35:54for the last week
35:58that was the last one
36:00acid worked
36:01sludge dissolved
36:02all turbines back online
36:03so i guess all that's left to do is to turn them off
36:06right there
36:09brian
36:10are we ready to team
36:12autobots ready to roll out
36:14goonies never say die
36:15do i actually need this thing
36:17i don't understand the word they're saying
36:18but somehow i know it's late
36:20sadly you get used to it
36:21all right
36:22we shut down the power
36:23now
36:25don't look at me
36:27i'm not doing it
36:28what
36:28this thing
36:35every city in america is going darker than a frank miller graphic
36:38now
36:41jenka
36:45huh
36:46it's good
36:52that better have been hamsteak
36:55it wasn't
36:56i've got a great job this week of announcing star baker and this week's star baker is
37:05i'll bet stan until the power comes back on mrs turtletop if you look up the winner i'm gonna fuck
37:11you up
37:40shouldn't
37:41see you're just gonna do it
37:48i'll go on
38:04this week's
38:06you're gonna do it
38:07you're gonna be able to go to the house
38:09Sir, I know you're not aboard with all this,
38:12but you have to authorize having Tina transferred out of holding
38:15so we can question her.
38:16She's a captured spy being held under the Espionage Act.
38:19I'm not pulling her out without an okay from Langley.
38:21There's no time for that.
38:22Well, then she'll stay where she is.
38:23Well, then I'll just get her down here in some medical pretense.
38:26I'll be right back.
38:27You'll probably find her in the infirmary.
38:29I put her there.
38:30So, Emma, I don't want things to be awkward between us.
38:33I may be your new stepmom someday.
38:35Oh, God, kill me now.
38:37Power's back on.
38:38Oh, finally, I can unclench.
38:41You know, it's funny.
38:41Our spirits actually pronounce it unclench.
38:44A little bit of a problem.
38:46Degrees back up, but the DEFCON scale just dropped down to level one.
38:49What the hell for?
38:51Every nuke in the USA has been shifted into ready launch position.
38:56World War III is about to jump off.
39:18the ice.
39:23Now.
39:26The ice.
39:30All right.
39:31Now we are looking for it.
39:31The ice.
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