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FUBAR - Season 2 - Episode 04: Astro-Not
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00:27How many?
00:30Sixty-four. Longest pattern yet. Gotta get to seventy.
00:33Unit nine only requires twenty-five.
00:36Gotta get to seventy.
00:41Um...
00:42I'll be right back.
00:52This is Reed.
00:53Director Reed, I got your text.
00:55You wanted to talk in private.
00:57I did.
00:57I have a question for you.
00:59Where were you when Greta Nelson escaped?
01:01At a restaurant across the street.
01:03And the rest of your team?
01:05Same, sir.
01:06So your father was alone with her?
01:08What are you implying?
01:09I'm not implying anything.
01:10I'm straight-up questioning your father's loyalty.
01:12Then I'm questioning your sanity.
01:14After everything he's done for this country,
01:16where do you get the right to suggest that he...
01:19I have both the right and the responsibility.
01:21We did a post-mortem sweep of Dotto Coyier's home and we discovered documents in her private safe that hint
01:26that Luke and Greta's relationship during the Cold War was closer than Luke led on.
01:30Inappropriate at best.
01:31Possibly treasonous at worst.
01:33I'm gonna need you to keep an eye on him.
01:34You want me to spy on my father?
01:36I want you to treat him like you would any other teammate who might be compromised.
01:40And we both know...
01:41If you're being honest with yourself, then you must have doubts as well.
01:44Come on, you're too good not to.
01:45I need you to scrutinize his decision-making.
01:48It might go so far as to try to gaslight you, make you suspect others within the agency so you
01:52don't focus on him.
01:53Why would he think I would focus on him?
01:55Because you know him better than anyone.
01:57And if he's veering off-road, you'll notice first.
02:00Look, Emma, I know about your application to Unit 9.
02:02I also know that what I'm directing you to do is tough, but this is the job, Bruner.
02:07And when you do it, I'll make sure the Unit 9 button pushes here about it.
02:20Anything important?
02:22Well, when we land, I have to go to HQ.
02:27There's more money now connected to Dundee Crest that is linked to Farkas' accounts.
02:32And Farkas is willing to talk.
02:34Farkas has been CIA a long time.
02:36I don't know.
02:37But if there's concerns about any of us being corrupted or compromised in any way,
02:42I think we need to look into that no matter who it is.
02:46Yeah.
02:47You okay?
02:48Me?
02:49Yeah.
02:52He's still out.
02:53Dr. Pepper's sedative did the trick.
02:56How are you feeling?
02:57Takes me much longer to come back from this.
03:00Drew's serum, unlike the old days.
03:03But, uh, Ru was telling me that almost everything was transmitted.
03:07How much did you guys hear?
03:11Uh, enough to know you should really talk to Mom.
03:13Shit.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Well, thanks again for saving me.
03:19Team effort.
03:21Not exactly.
03:22I was stuck here babysitting a pig.
03:25I thought you were asleep.
03:26Ham steak snores.
03:30I think I'm allergic to that damn pig.
03:34Oh, by the way, Doctor, is Emma right?
03:36I'm in deep trouble with Tally.
03:37Let's just say that, uh, you're lucky that she doesn't have the authority to throw you out of the safe
03:41house.
03:43What did Greta give you? Sodium ametal?
03:46Well, don't be too hard on yourself.
03:48That drug really makes you let your guard down a bit.
03:50You are just lucky that she didn't use any of that new modern stuff.
03:54You might not have been able to keep your mouth shut with respect to the last two grid vulnerabilities.
03:58All right, bottom line, she took a shot and she failed. That's all that matters.
04:02No, not a shot.
04:05Two shots.
04:06Here.
04:07What are you doing?
04:08Dead.
04:09So, Doctor, just tell me, what do you see?
04:10A future of very long HR meetings.
04:12No, no, I'm talking about how many injection points do you see?
04:16She couldn't just shoot you in the arm?
04:17Well, there's one here on the right side, high up in the gluteus medius.
04:20That's where she injected the sodium ametal.
04:22But there's one about five centimeters down the gluteus maximus. That's odd.
04:26No.
04:28That was her plan.
04:30Is this what you guys do when we fall asleep on a plane?
04:34Wake up. This is that dream you had.
04:37Quick, take off your shirt. I want to see your itchy chest. I don't think it's a swine allergy.
04:43Do you see?
04:44Ah, temporary hives. Telltale sign of exposure to scopolamine.
04:49She dosed you with SP-117?
04:52Oh, that's the brand new state-of-the-art super truth serum.
04:55Works much better than sodium ametal.
04:57Screws with the impulse and retention centers of your brain.
05:00That's why she didn't inject me any harm.
05:02She didn't want me to see the two needle marks.
05:04And she knew I couldn't see my own ass.
05:07Consider yourself lucky.
05:08She wanted me to believe that I actually beat the sodium ametal.
05:11Because she knows I'm strong enough to do that.
05:13But she'd already given you the much stronger shot of SP-117.
05:16And you didn't even realize it.
05:18Because it makes you forget what happens under its influence almost immediately.
05:23That clever little minx.
05:26And I give Greta everything she wants and needs.
05:29So she has all four points of power grid vulnerability.
05:34Oh.
05:39Because of me, she can make everything go dark.
05:44The country is left in chaos.
05:47Just like Dante Crest wanted.
05:55Russians?
05:57In Estonia?
05:58They used the paramilitary to maintain deniability.
06:01But from their weapons?
06:02Luke thinks they were sent by the Russian Foreign Intelligence Service.
06:05He thinks they were there for Greta.
06:06I thought she was Stassi.
06:07Stassi functioned as an arm of the KGB during the Cold War.
06:10KGB are the ones who want Greta dead.
06:13And they're a former KGB in Russia's SVR today.
06:16To them, Greta's the one that got away.
06:18Oh, Russians.
06:18Russians don't give up.
06:20How'd they find her safe house?
06:21Russians must have known about it through some old Stassi files.
06:24But they wouldn't have had it under surveillance after all these years, though.
06:28So forget the safe house.
06:30The bigger question is, how did they know Greta was in Estonia?
06:36No idea.
06:38Felipe, I have the next target. We'll be...
06:47Hello, Greta. Don't worry. My men are long gone.
06:51It's just you and Felipe.
06:53Dante, Chris.
06:55We had a timeline. You've been in the U.S. for days,
06:58and things haven't progressed as I'd hoped.
07:00We hit a hiccup. But now I have all four vulnerabilities.
07:05Speaking of vulnerability, the explosive device in Felipe's neck is locked remotely.
07:09It has weight and balance sensors, and if you try to free him,
07:12if he moves as much as three inches, it detonates.
07:14Move back behind the axe. I need to protect my vestment.
07:18I can appreciate this is upsetting because I know what this young man means to you.
07:23Felipe Costa, 22 street mechanic he picked up when he tried to steal your purse in Port Allegri
07:28when he was just 14. He's worked with you ever since.
07:31Bionese, safe cracks, anything requiring nibble fingers.
07:34You put him anywhere but in the line of fire.
07:38He's a merc. Like any other.
07:41I need them all to get the job done.
07:43That's why I'm giving you the chance to save him.
07:46Three questions. You only need to get one right to save his life.
07:50This is not necessary.
07:51According to Sun Tzu's Art of War, what has no country ever benefited from?
07:56What?
07:56You heard the question. Answer it correctly. Felipe lives. And I know you want that.
08:03No country has ever benefited from a lack of preparation.
08:09Incorrect. No country ever benefited from prolonged conflict. Your failures have prolonged this conflict with the CIA. That is a
08:17problem for me.
08:18I get your point. I really do. Now, just, just, please, turn off the collar.
08:23Question two. Finish this statement by Sun Tzu. Attack him when he's unprepared and...
08:31And... Prepare when it's unexpected.
08:38You were clearly expected at Beaumont Lake power plant. The CIA surmised your plan and, as a result, you failed.
08:48Final question. You might want to say your goodbyes to Felipe now, just in case.
08:53Nothing is going to happen to you. Nothing.
08:56All warfare is based on what?
09:03A tenant of Sun Tzu was that all warfare was based on deception.
09:22That is correct.
09:23Okay. Please. Turn off the collar.
09:29Let the lesson be clear. I do not like to be kept waiting.
09:37I'm just saying this isn't like you to let something like this happen.
09:40What's done is done. Yes, she has intel. But I have my own inside information on her.
09:45She had a dark past. But yours has some good in her heart. And that's how we beat her.
09:50The woman who dropped you and is trying to destroy the world. You want to appeal to her better angels?
09:54She had told me herself she's been freelancing for years. Alone. Lonely. Always having to look over her shoulder. Not
10:02being able to trust anybody.
10:04And then all of a sudden she was offered the big money. And she accepted it. From a very dangerous
10:08guy.
10:09But Greta is smart enough not to double cross Dundecress. There's no way out for her. Unless we offer her
10:17way.
10:18Do you think she's going to cut bait on this grid plan?
10:20She doesn't have any darkness in her heart.
10:22Come on.
10:22What do you think? That I would have a relationship with someone that's evil? No, she's just misguided.
10:27If we neutralized Dundecress, there would be no reason for her to continue on with her attacks.
10:32That is a lot of faith in a woman who just kidnapped you.
10:35I'm not asking you to have faith in her. I'm asking you to have faith in me.
10:47Fine.
10:50Good. Now, Alton. Where are we with the cracking the Blackberry? Because this is our best lead to Dundecress.
10:56Tina still has OTS working on it.
10:57Okay. Then when you and Drew go back to the safe house, follow up with her.
11:01Until we have our finger on Dundecress, we have to focus on Greta.
11:04We have to find out where her targets are before she finds out how to take them down.
11:08We only have two of the four targets.
11:10And there's someone on the plane that knows the other two.
11:12And I know somebody who can make him talk.
11:15In five minutes we land, Emma, Dr. Pepper, and me are gonna visit an old buddy of ours.
11:30This is where he lives? Seems so normal.
11:36Don't tug at it. It's tighter than the collar I had in my crown jewels.
11:41Move more than 50 feet from this remote and that thigh cuff detonates.
11:45Your femoral artery will shred and you'll bleed out in seconds.
11:49This is a dangerous device, so once again, don't tug.
11:58Howdy, partners.
11:59Norm.
12:00You guys are so lucky to get me on a Tuesday.
12:02Because usually I have cadasta.
12:04But Mrs. Turtletown's gout flared up.
12:07And so we had to postpone...
12:10Is that...?
12:11Hello, mate.
12:13Chips! Bloody hell good to see you, Governor!
12:22I still don't follow how you two know each other.
12:25I got booked on a job to interrogate Theo a few years ago in Nairobi.
12:29They told me a surprise was coming, but how delightful that it's you.
12:31Hold on a tick.
12:32How is this even possible?
12:33How are you available?
12:34It's Canasta Tuesday.
12:36This is Turtletop.
12:37No.
12:37The gout.
12:38Again.
12:39What a bloody shame.
12:40I know how much you look forward to Canasta Tuesday.
12:42It's unbelievable, don't you think?
12:43Oh, my God, can we just wire him up already?
12:46It'd be a waste of time wiring him up.
12:47I wired him up in Nairobi.
12:49Let me tell you, I put it through hell.
12:50I did awful things to him.
12:51Yes, he really did.
12:52You know how much information I got out of him?
12:54Negative 273.15 Celsius on the Kelvin scale.
12:59Absolute zero.
13:00Brilliant wordplay, old chap.
13:01Old chap.
13:02I love it when he calls me English names.
13:04He's Bruce Willis in the second M. Night Shyamalan movie.
13:07Unbreakable.
13:08But Nairobi was not a complete waste of time
13:10because I came back with a friend
13:12who has hired me for a whole bunch of jobs since then.
13:15In fact, I think you still owe me a punch on my loyalty card.
13:17No, no.
13:18It's one punch per job, not per interrogation.
13:22We've talked about this, mate.
13:24Well, guys, I'm sorry you came over for no reason.
13:27Theo, if you get out of this jam,
13:28let's meet at Jazz Fest again this year.
13:30I'll see you in the gospel tent.
13:31There must be something that we can do here.
13:33I can't torture him if I know it's not gonna work.
13:36What do you think I am, a sadist?
13:38Fine, I'll do it.
13:39Emma?
13:40Looking at your lips and not being able to kiss them,
13:42that's torture enough.
13:43Okay, I'll do it.
13:45I thought you didn't like torture.
13:46There are exceptions.
13:47Guys, that man does not crack.
13:50But I do negotiate.
13:52I'll give you the other two grid targets
13:54as long as you provide me safe haven
13:56whilst this whole Greta grid debacle blows over.
14:00You see, if I'm out in the world, she'll track me down
14:02and guard me for my betrayal.
14:03You turn on Greta like that?
14:05Turn on the woman who left me to her enemies
14:08to be tortured, drugged, and presumptively killed.
14:11Yes, actually, doctor, I would.
14:14I mean, honestly, how hard would it have been for her
14:16to get off your plane, wave a gun around, and say,
14:18give me my man back or I'll kill your dad?
14:20How do we know that we can believe
14:22any intel Mary Poppins gives us?
14:24Well, it's actually easy to administer lie detector
14:26if the subject is willing.
14:28Well, I guess I am getting paid today.
14:31Now let's get those slacks off.
14:43Alden, you guys back?
14:44Yeah, yeah, we're back.
14:46Please tell me you have an update on the Blackberry.
14:48Phone's still with OTS.
14:49They found nothing.
14:50It's a brick.
14:51Shit.
14:51I was hoping it'd shine a light
14:53on this Crest Farkas mess.
14:54I still can't believe Farkas stole all that money.
14:57Yeah.
14:58Guess you just can't trust some people.
15:00Guess not.
15:01All right.
15:01Thanks, Tina.
15:16All right.
15:17We need to set a baseline.
15:19I'm going to ask some easy questions.
15:20Oh, actually, whilst you were setting up,
15:23I took the liberty of preparing some questions for you
15:26just to save some time.
15:31Well, I just got a text from HQ.
15:33I got to bring you over to the CIA after this.
15:36So let's get going.
15:37All right.
15:37Well, good news.
15:38Lots of work for Norman.
15:39Okay.
15:40Here we go.
15:41Are these flamingos on roller skates?
15:43Oh, no.
15:44Those are the flamingo mezes.
15:45They're a family of Mexican flamingos, actually.
15:48And they run this roller rink down in Mexico, obviously.
15:51And they have these adventures.
15:52And hilarity ensues.
15:54Where'd the inspiration for that come from?
15:56Voices.
15:58Well, you know the drill.
16:00If the needle's calm, truth bomb.
16:02If the needle flies...
16:04Full of lies.
16:05That's right.
16:05Here we go.
16:08Is your name Theodore Chips?
16:11Indeed.
16:11True.
16:12Is your favorite color blue?
16:14I like the J.
16:15That's true.
16:15Did you enjoy your, mm, date with Emma?
16:18I cherished and adored it.
16:20All right.
16:20Well, that's true.
16:21Okay.
16:22Have you ever seen pure beauty?
16:26Yes.
16:26Oh, for fuck's sake.
16:28Tell the truth.
16:29All right.
16:29Do you believe it...
16:30Come on, man.
16:32Do you believe it love at first sight?
16:34Norm, you asked one more question about me, your slacks are coming off.
16:38I have set the baseline, so now we can get serious.
16:40Great.
16:41What are the final two points of vulnerability for the power grid?
16:45Sunstar Solar Farm in New Mexico and the Carson Hydroelectric Dam in Colorado.
16:49He's telling the truth.
16:50I'm gonna have Reed fortify those locations.
16:52Fortifying will only buy you time, you know, better than anyone.
16:55When Greta wants something, there's no stopping her.
16:58That's also true.
17:03Good morning.
17:04Same to you.
17:05What can I do you for?
17:07I need your largest commercial-grade industrial sump pump, please.
17:12I'm sorry.
17:12Did you call ahead?
17:14I'm dealing with a time-sensitive situation.
17:17And I know that it can be an inconvenience for you, so...
17:23Yeah, um, the only model in shop is already contracted out.
17:27Client's picking it up later today.
17:29Tell them to go somewhere else.
17:31I can't do that.
17:33We have a deal with the other party.
17:36Don't be stupid, Monty.
17:40I just put six months of your salary on this counter, so why don't you go in the back,
17:45get some of your men, and load the equipment I need onto my truck.
17:50Because, ma'am, I couldn't load anything up even if I wanted.
17:53The bay doors are locked.
17:54My boss is the only one with the keys, and he ain't here yet.
18:00Monty, you really should have taken the money.
18:06Plan B.
18:15Get to work.
18:24State your name for the record.
18:26M. Arthur Marcus.
18:29M. I thought your name is Arthur.
18:31It's Marcus.
18:32So your name is Marcus Fakus.
18:34We don't need to do this.
18:35I know why I'm here.
18:36I stole the money.
18:38True.
18:40I can't believe this.
18:42And I recommended you for the regional director job.
18:44Really?
18:45Well, that was a great idea.
18:47Because no one is more of a patriot than Marcus A. Farkus.
18:51America's son.
18:53You stole millions of dollars in confiscated money to buy toys.
18:57Collectibles.
18:58Toys.
18:59Collectibles.
19:00And I did it for my country.
19:04How did this benefit your country?
19:06I was tired of seeing my teams go into the field without having everything they needed to be safe.
19:11And to win.
19:13I mean, we're the ones who are supposed to be protecting the world.
19:15And we're underfunded.
19:18Our budget is $3 billion.
19:21Cash for Clunkers has a $3 billion budget.
19:24God's sake, just get to the point.
19:27Yes.
19:29I stole the money from abandoned criminal accounts and laundered it through the sale of collectibles.
19:35But all of it was siphoned back into the CIA through a slush fund that I operated to support our
19:40missions.
19:41Weapons.
19:42Armor.
19:43Air support.
19:44Not a penny of it was spent on myself.
19:47And I didn't tell anyone about it because it would make them an accomplice.
19:50Bank-certified documents indicating that every cent went back to the agency.
19:57Telling the truth.
20:00Well, Farkas, your heart was at the right place.
20:03But you also understand why Tina Flack this is suspicious.
20:06You know, I don't trust that Tina.
20:09She very quickly found intel on me right after I found her rummaging through Dot's office.
20:17What was she doing in Dot's office?
20:19Ostensibly?
20:21Dropping off flowers.
20:22Looking for a project that they worked on together.
20:24But I think you need to look into her.
20:26Why were you in Dot's office?
20:29Reappropriating ergonomic equipment due to my ADA-recognized sciatica.
20:33Stealing a chair?
20:35Alright, I'm not wasting resources on a wild goose hunt because you feel slighted.
20:40I find it interesting that all of this stuff comes up about Dante Cress.
20:46And then all of a sudden someone who we know very little about comes marching in here trying to-
20:52Farkas!
20:53Oh, that's alright, that's alright.
20:54Clearly this man has nothing to do with Dante Cress.
20:56And seeing as he Robin Hooded terrorist funds for the CIA,
20:59I suggest we consider the matter settled in between us.
21:02Mhm.
21:04So you're letting me go?
21:06I'm not in any trouble?
21:09We're the CIA.
21:10We specialize in shady shit.
21:13So I'm still up for regional director?
21:15Fuck no.
21:17Shred those.
21:18I didn't see them.
21:21Well, my work here is done.
21:25I thought they'd get two punches.
21:29Ah, I'm glad we got that behind us.
21:32You know, I don't like when there's suspicion on one of our own.
21:36I concur.
21:38So where are you off to now?
21:40We're gonna go back to the safe house.
21:42Smooth things over with the missus?
21:45Excuse me?
21:50I found Dodd's documents.
21:52I know about you and Greta's relationship.
21:55I know it was improper.
21:56I know it was dangerous.
21:57And I know it can get into your head and affect your judgment.
21:59It was totally personal.
22:02It did not interfere in our business at all.
22:04I know.
22:04I spent the day going through your mission files, briefings,
22:06and your post-action reports.
22:08And if I found even a whiff of suspicious activity on your part,
22:12I would have pulled you off this mission and out of the agency.
22:14And I'll still do that if I think for one second
22:16that this case, the spread of woman, any of it,
22:18becomes too much for you.
22:20You understand?
22:23Yes, sir.
22:32It's always the same thing.
22:33You're such a drama queen.
22:34Don't blow things out of proportion.
22:36You were under truth serum professing your love for another woman.
22:40But that was a former love.
22:42Do you know the difference?
22:43I mean, that's what I was admitting to.
22:45I can't believe you spent all that time looking for you while you were just enjoying yourself.
22:52I was enjoying myself.
22:53So, um, all four Greta targets are under high alert and surrounded by military personnel,
22:59but still no indication of where it should strike first.
23:02I don't get it.
23:03If you know the problems with the four power plants or whatever,
23:06why doesn't the government just fix it?
23:07It's weeks of work at best.
23:08There's no time.
23:09Okay.
23:09Chip's his, uh, handcuffed to a radiator in the guest room.
23:12What'd I miss?
23:13Just us pretending not to hear your parents screaming about Greta.
23:17At least you'll have to pick who you want to live with this time.
23:21Yes, I had one feeling for her, but that was way before we ever met.
23:25Oh, so what?
23:26All those feelings are suddenly gone?
23:27Why are there always more secrets with you, Luke?
23:30There are none.
23:31I mean, I told you everything.
23:32There are no more secrets.
23:35Are you okay?
23:36Yeah.
23:37Greta injured my groin.
23:38What?
23:39You didn't tell me about that?
23:40I wanted to keep it a secret.
23:44Dr. Pepper, this is not the life I envisioned for myself.
23:48It's abnormal.
23:49It's not abnormal.
23:50It's just different.
23:54Ham steak.
23:56Sorry.
23:57My little ham steak and eggs.
23:59Oh, you want to see what I taught him?
24:01Ham steak.
24:02What do you think of BLTs?
24:05See?
24:06We don't like eating little piggies, do we?
24:08Okay, come here.
24:09Have some mallow cup.
24:11See how smart he is?
24:12Get out.
24:13Okay.
24:15A good snatch.
24:18It's the teen pig.
24:20You see?
24:21It's a madhouse.
24:24I can't take it anymore.
24:26Tally, Greta is a world-class spy.
24:29If you want to beat her, I can't always just think about us.
24:32Because us always comes in second.
24:35Doctor, tell her that she's being ridiculous.
24:37Tell him he's being selfish.
24:39Okay, everybody, let's take a breath.
24:41I have something to say that's going to be a little hard to swallow, but you need to hear it.
24:45Simply put, your relationship is over.
24:53So the topography of the solar farm is flat.
24:56Greta would need to be camouflaged to get in close.
24:58Guess what I just discovered online.
25:00Never been more afraid of an answer.
25:02Carter's online comic book.
25:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:07Seems Manga Carter here has been busy creating the fictional world of the TIA, Teachers Intelligence Agency.
25:13Carter, what is this?
25:15Art therapy, Dr. Pfeffer.
25:17Oh, it is the story of a brave kindergarten teacher who secretly saves the world.
25:22His name?
25:24Brock Hardman.
25:25Oh, my God.
25:26His catchphrase?
25:27Hard times call for a hard man.
25:30Oh, boy.
25:31His gal?
25:32Ella?
25:32A little generous on the cleavage.
25:34Damn.
25:36Okay.
25:36Um, it's coincidental.
25:38It's...
25:39Why does this Anson character always have stuff impaled up his butt?
25:42My butt?
25:43Hold on.
25:45A beach umbrella from a French Riviera bombing?
25:48A bowling pin from a bowling alley explosion?
25:51Uh, this is art.
25:53Those are metaphors.
25:54What's the metaphor for a pelican up my ass?
25:56Uh, the pelican, uh, represents, uh, you know, I don't want to hold your hand through it,
26:02but, uh, you made out with my fiancé.
26:04That's the fair point.
26:05These characters look just like us.
26:07And there's a shootout in the church with Toro.
26:09And Carter saves the day.
26:11Not quite how I remember it.
26:13Carter, the borough matter's confidential.
26:16As is our location.
26:17You got drawings of the tale, drawings of our street.
26:20Dr. P told you to express your feelings, not expose our location, dumbass.
26:25And why are my boobs so big?
26:27You put this on the internet?
26:28Yeah.
26:28Carter.
26:29I can't!
26:30I can't take this anymore!
26:33A very, very mature tally.
26:36This lamp was paid for by the CIA.
26:38God forbid you should offend your precious CIA.
26:41Go be with your Fraulein!
26:43Whoa, uh, no.
26:46I can't believe I ever wanted you back.
26:48I can't believe they wanted you back.
26:49This reconciliation is over.
26:51Good riddance.
26:51Great.
26:54Doesn't this leave an opening for the kid?
26:57No, Lonnie.
26:58No.
26:59Basta!
26:59Per favore!
27:00Basta!
27:01Hey, I took a shot.
27:07You okay, big guy?
27:10Yeah.
27:12Need a cuddle?
27:19Good boy.
27:26How could you write that comic book?
27:28Do you know how much danger you could put us in?
27:30I know.
27:30I took it off of Reddit five hours after I posted it.
27:32Only three people downloaded it.
27:34I'm embarrassed.
27:35I will find a different form of therapy.
27:39Why did you make yourself a super spy?
27:43I apparently had some issues to work through following the shootout at the church.
27:51Like what?
27:53Even your mother fought back against Boro.
27:55And she's a civilian.
27:57I hid in a confessional.
27:59Carter, you did the right thing.
28:00You got out of the way so that trained officers could do their job.
28:03Yeah.
28:04I know.
28:04I just...
28:05I didn't know how to protect you.
28:07And all I wanted was to protect you because I was in love with you.
28:11And I am still in love with you.
28:17Oh, really?
28:18Oh, yeah.
28:18A lot.
28:19A lot.
28:19Even more so now.
28:21You know, I understand now and appreciate the pressure that comes with the very specific
28:27job that you do.
28:28And you must have been so stressed when you kissed Anson.
28:32Alden.
28:32Alden.
28:34Alden.
28:34The point is, people make mistakes.
28:37Okay?
28:37I'm saying I understand that.
28:39People make mistakes.
28:39But our relationship was good.
28:41And it was worth it.
28:42And it was strong enough to withstand that.
28:44But I messed it up.
28:45I had to let my ego get in the way.
28:49And I lost my train of thought.
28:52Do you have any thoughts about any of the words that just came out of my mouth?
28:55Yes, you're right.
28:57Our relationship was really good.
28:59And strong.
29:00And I will always love you.
29:02And I will always love you.
29:03But are you in love with me?
29:15Seriously, Donny?
29:16So, are you gonna answer the man?
29:19Emma, we got something.
29:23We'll talk about this later.
29:26Okay.
29:27Okay.
29:30Women.
29:30Huh?
29:32That's my laptop.
29:34What'd you find?
29:35Police report just came in on an assault and robbery of a sump pump wholesaler.
29:40Check out the security cam still.
29:42Is that a truck going through a wall behind her?
29:45Why does she have a boner for these sump pumps?
29:47She could get them somewhere else.
29:48Industrial sump pumps are very large.
29:51And they're not easy to move around.
29:53Greta wanted pumps from that specific wholesaler because she wanted to use them to attack someplace close to that cellar.
29:58Barry, pull up the maps of that area.
30:00Here's the landscape.
30:01And here's the overlay of major utilities and government buildings so we can find a potential target.
30:06That's a pretty substantial water purification plant.
30:08Greta is targeting the power grid.
30:10They're trying to poison the water supply.
30:12Well, there's a federal railroad service yard over here.
30:16Maybe.
30:16But what effect is this going to have on a power grid?
30:18There's a military base.
30:21Greta's not crazy enough to take on a whole military base.
30:25Is she?
30:27The contractor said that the corrupted sewer lines ran underneath our server room.
30:31I assure you we're just dealing with backed up toilets.
30:34Hey, Barry, get into the service system.
30:36That's not necessary or even legal.
30:39I mean, all they did was come in with some scanner,
30:41found a blockage under the floor, said they were coming back later to cut through the floor.
30:45Yeah, that's not a contractor and they're not coming back.
30:48They seemed legit, ma'am.
30:49Let me guess.
30:50They had a truck with sump pumps and everything and breezed right onto the base.
30:53Found something in the satellite monitoring readouts.
30:55You're not supposed to enter that system.
30:57It's very sensitive.
30:58That's what my doctor said.
30:59Now, what the hell is that?
31:01That's also what my doctor said.
31:04That is very bad news.
31:07Sir, you need to go to your general and tell him that the CIA has confirmed that there is a
31:11breach.
31:11Now!
31:12Shit.
31:13Copy that.
31:15What's going on?
31:15That's their tracking telemetry and control system.
31:18It's that satellite pass.
31:20I consulted on the Loon's internet balloon project.
31:23I got, you know, pretty familiar with satellite tech.
31:26And?
31:26And red flashy flashy means trouble.
31:30So Greta somehow clogged up their poop pipes, posed as a contractor to get on the base and mess with
31:34the satellite.
31:35Likely one of their satellites is offline and won't respond to commands.
31:39But what if it's a glitch?
31:40Its orbital path goes directly over Litchfield power plant in Massachusetts.
31:44One of the four points of vulnerability.
31:46Definitely not a glitch.
31:47Guys, that is a military satellite whose core is powered by nuclear material.
31:52If Greta manipulates this path back into Earth and it falls at 50,000 miles per hour smack into a
31:57power plant?
31:57Smell you later power plant.
31:59But isn't this shit burning the atmosphere?
32:01No, it has a reinforced core.
32:02Well, the plant is surrounded by the soldiers, so she can attack from the ground.
32:06But she can attack from above.
32:08That is the out-of-the-box thinking she's known for.
32:10This is fluffing brilliant.
32:12Cool, Dad.
32:13Your terrorist friend is amazing.
32:15You want me to grab your autograph book for when we catch her?
32:17How long do we have?
32:19Uh, based on the satellite's speed, its orbital path, and the rotation of the Earth,
32:25it'll hit about 6 p.m. today.
32:27Hmm.
32:29Work the problem.
32:37This better be important.
32:39I couldn't find anything tying Reed to Dante Cress, but Tina has numerous cash anomalies.
32:44And normally we'll hang up right now and forget this funk whatever happened.
32:47No, just listen.
32:49On Tina's salary, she should be way overextended.
32:51But she's got a condo with no mortgage and $403,000 in savings.
32:56Tell me you're seeing what I'm seeing.
32:58What I see is someone that's very desperate trying to get back at the fellow officer
33:01that called you with the hand in the cookie jar.
33:04So stop it.
33:05That's an order.
33:10Do any of you think it's weird how my dad seems to admire Greta?
33:14You gotta admit, her plan is an excellent.
33:16Well, he just seems to be a bit off his game.
33:18I mean, first he gets kidnapped.
33:20Greta got the jump on him.
33:21That can happen to any of us.
33:22He spilled government secrets while professing his love to her in Estonia.
33:27That's a little harder to explain.
33:28Then, today, he breaks up with my mom.
33:31I mean, she's upstairs being consoled by Carter right now, and my dad barely blinks over it.
33:36Hmm.
33:39Well, I think...
33:43I think there's still a chance I could be your new dad.
33:47Ugh, shut up, Donnie.
33:50Yeah, listen, I don't know what's going on with your old man.
33:53I'd totally do your mom.
33:55Whoa.
33:55I can't control where the blood flows.
33:57What are you suggesting?
33:59I think Greta may be affecting him.
34:02I think she might be compromising his judgment.
34:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
34:06You just said the second most offensive C word.
34:09Okay, I didn't say that he's compromised.
34:11I think his judgment might be compromised.
34:14There's a huge difference.
34:17That's a big accusation.
34:19Is this something you're really worried about?
34:20It's been on my mind, yeah.
34:21It hurts me to say this, but you're a good officer.
34:25And if your instincts are telling you that something's off, then maybe there's something to it.
34:30So, keep an eye out.
34:31I mean, the odds are Luke Gruner's on point, as always.
34:35But it never hurts to be a little cautious.
34:40Thanks, I appreciate that.
34:41You know, if you think about it, I can kind of understand how he'd be tempted.
34:44It's not every day you meet someone that you're physically and mentally attracted to,
34:48who also understands the complicated world that you work in, who'll fight alongside you,
34:52risk their life with you.
34:54That's the kind of person you find once in a lifetime.
34:57And if you get the chance to be with that person,
35:02then you have to take it, right?
35:04Absolutely not.
35:06You think my dad should be with that homewrecker?
35:09I'm sorry, what? You think I...
35:10That's not exactly what I was saying.
35:12What were you talking about?
35:13I was...
35:14What's our progress through the fix?
35:16Um, we have to reprogram the satellite to keep it from crashing,
35:19but only if we can get it back online.
35:21But we can't.
35:22I'm trying to ping remote capabilities.
35:24It's dark.
35:25It's like Greta gummed up the works and locked the door behind her.
35:28There's no way we can get back in.
35:29But I found a loophole in the military schematics.
35:32If we get close enough to the satellite, like a mile or so,
35:34it'll read an onboard computer via Bluetooth.
35:37Then I can upload new commands, regain control,
35:39and put it back into proper orbit.
35:41But how do we get a computer within a mile of the satellite?
35:44We go to the source.
35:51You want a goddamn spaceship?
35:53Well, Congress refers to it actually as a high-atmospheric orbital drone.
35:58That's my goddamn spaceship,
35:59and I'm not letting you take it for a joyride
36:01because you don't like the looks of the plumber.
36:03Will you listen to us?
36:04There is a nuclear-powered satellite
36:06that's gonna crash into a power plant.
36:08Not to mention we have footage of that plumber, a known mercenary,
36:11stealing the sump pump she used to connive her way onto your base
36:14right after she sabotaged your septic system.
36:16So you get to pilot the most expensive asset under my command
36:20because my shitter breaks?
36:22General, your satellite...
36:23Is temporarily unresponsive. It happens all the time.
36:26Look, Greta and Elsa broke into my server room,
36:29but then she got cold feet.
36:30Or she screwed up her plan, or whatever the hell happened
36:32because she laughed and nothing's gone wrong.
36:35Now, if she comes back, you got my word.
36:37We will shoot her.
36:38We got an assload of guns, and my boys are itching to use them.
36:41But until then, I'm so sick and tired of you CIA know-it-alls
36:45coming around here telling me how to do my job
36:47with your wild goose chase, horse shit, wasting my time.
36:51I got an assload of that in Iraq!
36:54Now get the hell off of my base!
36:56General, the drone is just on the other side of the base!
36:59All we need is just a-
37:00Out! Now!
37:02I'm so angry.
37:08Okay, new plan, Barry.
37:11If you go back, head over here, you bound to steal a spaceship.
37:14Yes! Spaceship!
37:23She's locking up the drone.
37:24All right. Recap. So what's the play?
37:27We're ghosts. In and out.
37:28Alden and I get to mission control to remotely fly
37:31the most expensive RC airplane ever made.
37:33You really know for sure that you can do that?
37:35These things are designed to be operated by 18-year-old recruits.
37:38It's like a video game. Easy peasy.
37:40Uncle Barry's coming with me and Dad.
37:42We'll get him to the X370 drone.
37:44Where I upload the software into the ship's hardware.
37:46And we'll pilot the drone into space close enough
37:48for our satellites to receive our reprogramming commands.
37:51You might not remember.
37:52We're about to steal a ten-figure piece of military equipment.
37:56They're gonna make every effort to stop us.
37:58But we have to keep our guns holstered.
38:00We cannot shoot at the...
38:02What do you call the space force people?
38:05Uh, space cadets?
38:06They're called guardians.
38:07What, a galaxy? Essentially.
38:09You ever hear the feeling that our country's fucked?
38:11Not today. Let's move.
38:35Now, you must have shit for brains if you think this is clean.
38:38I want this Chevelle spotless.
38:40Now do it again.
38:41And you'll keep on doing it until you get it right.
38:45Great.
38:46General Jackass ruined our clear path.
38:49Now we stuck.
38:51Give you the M&Me.
38:52We give you the signal, and you head for the drone.
38:55OK?
39:14Hey, thanks for your service.
39:21I feel terrible about that.
39:23He'll be fine.
39:24I got General asshole's car wax.
39:27Hey!
39:28Shit!
39:45We're on the move, Uncle Barry.
39:47How close are you?
39:47About to plug into the door.
39:48Support Jack and hack in.
39:49There's no time for that.
39:50The code is, hold on.
39:53563-247-883-125.
40:00How'd you know that?
40:01I saw the maintenance tech enter it when she got out.
40:04That's some rain man shit.
40:06Actually, it's Unit 9 shit.
40:11My man.
40:26We found cover.
40:27The alarms are off before we can reach mission control.
40:30We're pinned down.
40:31There's guardians everywhere.
40:32Then we'll have to give him something else to worry about.
40:40What is that?
40:42I need a cigar.
40:58You smashed through the wall?
40:59Guess who taught credit at move.
41:01Next door number.
41:03I'm gonna take a walk.
41:12I need a cigar.
41:23I need a cigar.
41:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
41:28Fire in the hole.
41:30Let me hang him.
41:41oh god damn what are you doing well i didn't like the way you talked to that kid oh that
41:47kid you
41:48punched in the face what happened to no guns this is no gun this is a motherfucking tank
41:56god damn
42:05hey ru alden they're focusing on us go to mission control
42:08all right we're gonna go as soon as i get this shit up and running easy grabby i should handle
42:21the joystick alligator rudy's pizza was practically my babysitter i had the high score for like six
42:25years well if we need the ship to move from side to side i'll let you know hands off i
42:30always get to
42:31do the cool stuff
42:45uncle b you've got incoming
42:53i'm surrounded i can't move all right then i'll move you
43:05what's happening i gotta get you away from those assholes so you can climb out
43:09we gotta get them out of there we gotta get the plane off the ground i think only have time
43:12to
43:13do one of those things i know which one i choose do you trust me no why are you speeding
43:17up
43:20we're gonna run out of road let me put this in terms you can understand where you're going
43:24you won't need roads
43:29grab the operations manual and figure out how to turn on life support you gotta pressurize this cabin
43:34got it barry hold the hell on
43:43you
44:06back in the car
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