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FUBAR - Season 2 - Episode 02: Highly Re-Greta-Ble
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00:14It's impossible. I warned you.
00:17And I missed you.
00:19Luke looks like he's seen a ghost.
00:21Greta D'Nosso, East German spy,
00:25presumed dead after a car plunged into the Spree River in 1989.
00:30That's Greta D'Nosso?
00:31You know her?
00:32I knew of her.
00:34I thought you drowned.
00:36Well, that's what I wanted the Stasi to think of.
00:39Lover?
00:41Seriously, Dad?
00:42So this is your daughter.
00:45I should have known she has your intensity.
00:50What exactly is going on here?
00:52Simple. You came looking for Tiero Chips, and he works for me.
00:55You're Dante Kress?
00:57Of course not.
00:58I'm a professional who loves money, and Kress has a lot.
01:04Never met the man, no idea who he is, but his money's good, so he is my boss.
01:07And not for long.
01:09Tuck, tuck.
01:10Ship says his eye on you.
01:11Rooftop across the street.
01:14Damn it!
01:15I give you my word.
01:17Nothing will happen to her as long as she takes a seat.
01:20Well, you and I have a child in my room.
01:23I'm good. Don't worry about me.
01:28Chips, keep her downstairs, and if anyone suspicious comes by the hotel, shoot her.
01:34Copy that, Romeo Tango Foxtrot.
01:36That doesn't mean anything.
01:38Whiskey Alpha?
01:39That doesn't mean anything either.
01:42My number two is a few rounds shy of a full mag.
01:46Man still plays with dolls.
01:48No, I don't.
01:49That would lower their value.
01:54I, um...
01:57I think it's better if our little talk...
02:01Hmm.
02:04It's private.
02:05Show me.
02:08How is it the only one that's gotten laid in four months is getting more action?
02:32Shall we?
02:34You've my daughter at gunpoint.
02:35Then I suggest you lead.
03:00You're still so handsome, Luke.
03:03And you were as reckless as ever.
03:12You've always worked on opposite sides.
03:15But you've never been evil.
03:22You ever have to fake your death?
03:26Live in the shadows?
03:30Always looking over your shoulder?
03:35And that's been my life for decades.
03:40So when I found a quarter billion dollars in my bank account and encrypted instructions
03:46to simply flip a light switch to earn another quarter billion,
03:53I took the gig.
03:54And that's me.
04:27Hello, sweetie pie.
04:29Garfield?
04:30His name is Clancy.
04:32This is Garfield.
04:34No.
04:34Yes.
04:35He's a super popular cartoon character.
04:37There's a big balloon of him at the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
04:40No, no, no, no, no.
04:40I made him up.
04:42Anyway, I'm quite glad to be talking to you again.
04:44Quite honestly, I haven't stopped thinking about you since our last conversation.
04:48Conversation?
04:48We tried to kill each other.
04:49I love your directness.
04:51It's one of the things that makes me crazy about you.
04:53You are crazy.
04:54Aw, look at us.
04:56What a delightful banter we have.
04:58Yeah, which needs to stop right now because I don't want to talk to someone who has a laser pointed
05:01at my chest.
05:02No, no, you're quite right.
05:03No more talking.
05:05I can only give you love that lasts forever
05:12And a promise to be there each time you call
05:16Just shoot me.
05:17And the only heart I own
05:21Is yours and yours alone
05:25That's all
05:27That's all
05:30Are you joking?
05:31I can only give you country walks in springtime
05:37Now we both know
05:38That you're being paid for more than just flipping a switch
05:48Please, Greta
05:49We have a past
05:52It was very important to me
05:53The Greta I know
05:55Will have never worked
05:56For a dandy
05:57And then press
06:00Thanks for the rest of the day
06:11I can only give you a little bit of a mess
06:13I can only give you a little bit of a mess
06:16I can only give you a little bit of a mess
06:29That's enough business talk for now.
06:35I got you something.
06:43Your plan ends here.
06:46Plan A does, but I'll come up with a plan B.
06:50You didn't stop me.
06:52Just delayed me.
06:54There's no way that you're gonna walk out of here.
06:56I wasn't planning to.
07:01Till I see you again, Mortimer.
07:10Right, well, must be off.
07:13It's been rather wonderful.
07:15A janté, ma chérie.
07:24Where is she?
07:34This is not what you think it is.
07:36Really?
07:37Why isn't she wearing any panties?
07:47I don't keep much money.
07:54Why?
07:55Dante Crest doesn't pay well.
07:58Your detonator.
08:00I don't know what that is.
08:02Well, do you know what this is?
08:04It's a Kolkata clock tower I got at a souvenir shop.
08:07Sharp little tippy tip on the top here.
08:11You made that detonator for Crest.
08:13So tell us how to find him.
08:14Or I start spearfishing boogers.
08:16Please.
08:17I cannot.
08:18I cannot tell you anything.
08:23Please.
08:23Please.
08:24Dr. Grace already killed someone I love.
08:26He'll do it again.
08:30What did he do to you?
08:33Years ago, when he first came to me.
08:38I made a mistake on a springtrap bomb he ordered.
08:42It malfunctioned.
08:46He sent men to my home.
08:48They took my four children in the yard.
08:51Covered them in gasoline.
08:55And gave me a match.
09:01They told me to choose one.
09:04Or lose all.
09:10What did you do?
09:12I chose.
09:28Shit.
09:29They're after Bashir.
09:30Go.
09:40Got him.
09:58What the hell happened?
10:00That man was about to kill Bashir.
10:02I shot him in the back.
10:04And the guy we traveled halfway around the world to question?
10:06He lunged with the hit man's gun.
10:09I got scared and fired.
10:12Headshot.
10:13Nice work for an NSA analyst.
10:18Hey, it's okay.
10:20It's not your fault.
10:25We gotta go.
10:26Come on.
10:29You hanging in there?
10:30Well, I didn't know she was alive.
10:33Did she works for someone like Dante Cress?
10:35Were you ever gonna tell me about her?
10:37No.
10:38I thought she was dead.
10:40I didn't know that you wanted to know everything about my love life
10:43at the time I was your age.
10:44I don't.
10:45I'm just saying that I think...
10:47I can't believe you have a romance with a spy at the height of the Cold War.
10:51It was at the end of the Cold War.
10:53And it was actually the relationship that helped end it.
10:57Here I thought it was the economic collapse of the Soviet Union.
11:00Well, two things could be true at the same time.
11:04Hey, what are you doing?
11:06We have to scan this for bio-agents and explosives and all the other...
11:09Come on.
11:10I mean, this is not good at the style.
11:13You would want to look me in the eye when she kills me.
11:16Or when you kill her.
11:19Or when I kill her.
11:24Is that a pipe?
11:26No.
11:27This is not a pipe.
11:29Okay, Magritte, what is it then?
11:31It's a two-way radio.
11:33Tuned to a specific frequency.
11:35That's how Greta and I used to communicate in the 80s.
11:38But you keep the top on, you listen.
11:42You take the top off, and you talk into this transmitter.
11:46Oh.
11:47Can we trace her with it?
11:48No, she will never use it long enough to track her.
11:50Why did you have a CovCom with the enemy?
11:53I needed a Compromat and Gorbachev.
11:55And Greta had it.
11:57That blackmail actually helped us tear down that wall.
12:01The enemy of your enemy is your friend.
12:04Friend with Benny's.
12:05It was a very complicated relationship,
12:07but we never betrayed our countries.
12:09We only found pleasure in each other's company.
12:12And in each other's pants.
12:14They definitely were fucking...
12:17Ugh.
12:21No bugs, your trackers.
12:37Took you long enough, Luke.
12:39Remember our song?
12:42How we dance.
12:44Que cut your tongue?
12:46I hope not.
12:47I may need it in the future.
12:49Oh, God.
12:51Gross.
12:52But I'm warning you.
12:54You come between me and my work,
12:57and our dance will have been our last.
13:01Sweet dreams, my lovely.
13:07I can't believe Greta is alive.
13:10You told me she was dead.
13:12Well, I thought she was dead.
13:14And that you loved her once.
13:17But it was way before you.
13:19I mean, you have nothing to worry about.
13:21Except for the hot former girlfriend
13:23who's back in your life after years of being apart.
13:27And I can attest that having a spy enter your relationship
13:30does not always work out so well.
13:31Right, Carter?
13:32We're not friends, man.
13:33We just live together.
13:35Whatevs.
13:36Oh, my God.
13:39What you doing with that hat, buddy?
13:43Ment and shit.
13:44Mrs. B.
13:46Luke was forced to go into that hotel room.
13:49Forced to dance and...
13:51Well, it all happened at knife point.
13:55A knife didn't make that.
13:56All of this happened...
13:58against my will.
14:00And I'm sure you hate it every minute.
14:04Okay, are you guys breaking up or what?
14:06Franklin and Bash is about to start.
14:13So, what's Greta's next move?
14:15Yeah, right.
14:17She won't hit the Beaumont Lake power plant again.
14:19They, uh, they shut down the retrofit,
14:21so it isn't a viable target for her anymore.
14:22Well, she will find another way to attack the power grid.
14:25Trust me.
14:26She's very smart.
14:27Yeah, but she's not an engineer.
14:29And the U.S. electrical grid is a labyrinth.
14:31She'd need an expert to navigate what to target next.
14:34And with Dante Crest footing the bill, she'll pay for the best.
14:36We need Todd Depps.
14:38Former Lance Corporate in the Army.
14:39Part of the Office of the Assistant Secretary of the Army
14:41of Installation, Energy, and Environment.
14:44It was a part of what?
14:45Yeah, what was that?
14:46Part of the Office of the Assistant Secretary of the Army for...
14:49Real funny.
14:50Anyway, Depps, the disgruntled employee, caused the Northeastern Blackout of 2003,
14:55putting tens of millions into darkness from Ohio to Ottawa.
14:58I remember that story now.
14:59He spent 12 years behind bars.
15:00When he got out, he went to ground, and nobody has seen him since.
15:04But if we could track him down, he could tell us how Greta's gonna pivot.
15:08If anyone would know how to hit the grid, it would be Depps.
15:11Then let's search for him.
15:13Hey, did you retrieve anything from the Blackberry?
15:16Tina's still working on it now, but I'm not gonna lie, man.
15:18I got pretty hairy out there.
15:19But what I can't figure out is how...
15:21How does Kressiman know that we're targeting Bashir?
15:24The only ones that know are the people in this house, and Tina and Reid...
15:28Are you getting at something?
15:32I don't know yet.
15:37Peonies for your thoughts.
15:41I almost bought the farm in Sardovia.
15:44And I came this close to being sucked into the power plant's chop-o-matic.
15:47And after seeing what happened to Dot, it just got me thinking...
15:53If my life were to end, what would my obituary say?
15:56Alden Rhys died today.
15:58He had a thousand one-night stands and zero meaningful relationships.
16:04A thousand?
16:05Oh, my.
16:06Yeah, I've had tons of sex.
16:08Yeah.
16:09But I've never made love.
16:11Well, tell me more about that.
16:13Well, it's kind of crazy.
16:15When I was in that underwater pipe facing real death,
16:19I kind of felt like it wasn't the worst way to go out.
16:23Because at least it was with Emma.
16:25Like, honestly, I felt comfort in that.
16:29But...
16:30I don't know. What does that mean?
16:34Do I love Emma?
16:37Or is it just a defense mechanism?
16:39How old are you?
16:4032.
16:41I have your file.
16:43I know how old you are.
16:44And you're having a midlife crisis.
16:46I'm a little young for that.
16:47Not if you know math.
16:49And if you know actuarial tables, you're actually past midlife.
16:52Especially given your dangerous line of work.
16:55Getting older before achieving certain goals, relationship or otherwise,
16:59is a very delicate topic.
17:00The question is, do you really love Emma?
17:04Or does she just check a box off your bucket list?
17:08Oh.
17:11Honestly, what I felt in that pipe was real.
17:14Which is a problem.
17:16Because...
17:16Emma said that it would be a mistake for us to be together.
17:20And what she meant by that was that...
17:22That...
17:22I'm a mistake.
17:24And she's...
17:25She's right.
17:25You know, I've never taken any relationship seriously.
17:28So...
17:28So why should I be taken seriously?
17:30Well, how do we fix that?
17:33Well...
17:35Um...
17:37I have to prove to her that I'm more than a walking stud farm.
17:40Mm-hmm.
17:40I need to learn to love.
17:41Correct.
17:42I need to learn to care for something other than myself.
17:44That's right.
17:45You need to find an outlet for your love.
17:47Yes.
17:48And I need that outlet to come from my heart.
17:50Yes.
17:50And not my wiener.
17:51Maybe you are younger than your file says.
17:53Oh my god.
17:55Demps is so boring.
17:58I've watched this in double speed and he barely even blinks.
18:01Trial transcripts are hardly riveting either.
18:07Hey.
18:08I've got an update on the frozen Dante Cress accounts.
18:11Are you able to track the money?
18:12All deposited into a numbered Swiss bank account.
18:15But Swiss privacy laws are strict.
18:17Without several signed warrants, which could take months to obtain,
18:20they aren't giving anything up.
18:21But I'll keep digging.
18:24Though none of this would be necessary if I didn't shoot our best lead to Dante Cress.
18:29It's not your fault.
18:30The important thing is you came home safe.
18:33Thanks.
18:34And when you're finally able to come home, I've got a little surprise for you.
18:38I did a little shopping at that store you like.
18:41Super beige boudoir?
18:42Let's just say you should get ready to drop Thor's hammer.
18:47Bye, Barry.
19:00This is useless.
19:02Simps could be anywhere.
19:04Actually, he can't just live anywhere.
19:06He needs to be close to a pharmacy.
19:08What's your theory?
19:09See those yellow spots on his eyes?
19:11They're pinguiculi.
19:13Caused by an accumulation of glucocerebrosides.
19:16A classic sign of Gaucher disease.
19:18Treatment for which consists of enzyme replacement therapy.
19:22And if he's not going into a hospital, it means that he's receiving regular IV bags for treatment,
19:28which can't be shipped in a hotmail truck or the meds are rendered impotent.
19:39Psychiatrists go to med school.
19:41Okay, so Dems has to be near a pharmacy to get his meds.
19:44I can run a list of pharmacies where his drugs are being prescribed.
19:47Hey, if this works, you get candy.
19:5268 pharmacies.
19:53That is too many to check.
19:55Cross-reference with those near rural areas.
19:57Preserved land where Dems could hide.
19:59Down to 12 pharmacies.
20:00Other than near a sustainable power plant?
20:03Like hydro, solar, geothermal, anything like that?
20:06Bing, bang, boom.
20:08We down to one.
20:09Pulling up the sapheed now.
20:11Looks like a compound, few structures, and a wooded area.
20:14That's gotta be where Dems is hiding.
20:16Good work, Doc.
20:17Dems profile shows a modern-day Unabomber.
20:20Paranoid personality disorder with avoidant and antisocial tendencies.
20:24He will not be appreciative of anybody just dropping in.
20:27He had a chance at his trial to talk about his ideologies,
20:31yet he pled the fifth, a sign he's given up on ever actually being heard.
20:36He won't trust you.
20:37You need to catch him off guard, and you need to make him talk.
20:40So what's the game plan?
20:42Well, you got 60 acres fenced in with one way in, one way out.
20:45If he's paranoid, he'll have cameras around the perimeter.
20:47So we parachute in.
20:48Well, we gotta be careful.
20:50Odds are high that this guy's got weapons up the b-hole,
20:53and doesn't sound like he plays nice.
20:55Neither do we.
20:56Let's go.
20:58Keep our heads down.
20:59Stay frosty.
21:00Because we don't know who else more of our sort of identities do.
21:03Anyone could be out there.
21:04All right?
21:05All right.
21:06Let's go.
21:06You too.
21:07Not bad.
21:12Stay frosty.
21:13Oh, Werthers.
21:23So, Langley wants me to take over for Dart.
21:26Good.
21:26One of our own in the boss's chair.
21:28That'll make life easier.
21:29Well, I'm not accepting the job.
21:32After we stopped Reda, the CA wants me to make a recommendation.
21:36I was considering putting your name up.
21:39For real?
21:40Why not?
21:41You're tough, you're smart, and you were trained by the best.
21:44What about Alton?
21:45He's senior.
21:46I offered Alton years ago a promotional position, but I think he's still too much into the action.
21:52Yeah, it's a pretty awesome dopamine hit, but I guess I could pass that up for a chance to boss
21:58people around.
21:59What about your kid?
22:01I don't know.
22:02She's too young.
22:03Plus, I think she has an eye on Unit 9.
22:05Unit 9?
22:06That's a hefty brass ring to be reaching for.
22:09I think she can pull it off.
22:11As much as I think you can pull off Regional Director.
22:14But I just want you to know, you're not the only candidate.
22:16I'm also considering submitting Farkas.
22:20That Abacus Humper?
22:21I know he's a pain in the ass, but he was always a great field operative.
22:25Until this team left him in Belarus for being annoying.
22:28But he made it back to the United States with $13 in his pocket.
22:32He's very resourceful.
22:34I saw him eat a head of lettuce like it was an apple.
22:37He crushes it when it comes to accounting.
22:39I mean, he always got us all the funds we needed to pull off our case.
22:44Right?
22:44Mm-hmm.
22:45So I will consider both of you fairly, and I will make the best decision for the agency.
22:52Well, I appreciate it, boss.
22:55Coming up on Dempsey's compound.
22:56All right.
22:57Comps in.
22:58Gentle winds, clear skies.
23:00Should be an easy jump.
23:02Security.
23:02Thermostats, picked up batteries, and over 100 security cameras along the perimeter of the fence.
23:07Which means you have to drop directly on top of the compound to prevent Demp's from spotting you.
23:11I've already notified the pilot.
23:12All right.
23:13The play is simple.
23:14We landed up being spotted.
23:15We rushed the house and we secured Demp's.
23:18Got it?
23:19All right.
23:19Cap.
23:20Go time.
23:21Comtrackers are responding.
23:23Reading altitude clearly.
23:24You'll open up chutes in three, two, and one.
23:30Looking good, team.
23:37That right?
23:38I want to sit, Rhett Putt.
23:40Our team's currently targeting electrical grids expert as we speak, sir, with the hopes
23:43of determining Greta's next move.
23:45And we've also allocated resources into finding Crest's identity.
23:49We don't have time to play Agatha Christie Putt.
23:51Just forget Crest and focus on safeguarding the grid.
23:53We assume the CIA will have great interest in who's funding this all.
23:55The gorilla's beating my nephew with a wiffle ball bat.
23:57Do I care who gave the gorilla the bat?
23:59I'll be curious.
24:01Do first things first.
24:02Christ, Jake.
24:03Copy that, sir.
24:05Yeah, honey.
24:06Your heart pill.
24:08I'm gonna need to start taking them if this kind of stuff continues.
24:12Checks in the mail.
24:13Puppies in the pound.
24:14Been coming up in the cabin.
24:19Soil doesn't usually go click.
24:21Don't move.
24:25It's a landmine.
24:27Damn it!
24:27That's my foot with five toes!
24:29Don't panic.
24:29I can easily talk someone through defusing it.
24:32It's okay.
24:32During training, I disarmed one in record time.
24:34Well, it's easy to be fast with dummy munitions.
24:37Oh, yeah?
24:37What was your time?
24:39All right, you stay with her.
24:41Alden, come with me.
24:42We need to secure the cabin.
24:44And Demp's, if he has mines, who knows what else he's packing.
24:51We'll be okay.
24:53What are you looking at her for?
24:54I'm your best friend.
24:55I am on the mine.
24:57I'm not.
24:57I'm just...
25:00Okay.
25:01Let's go.
25:03It's bogus, dude.
25:04It's bogus.
25:05Oh, Uncle Perry.
25:05I'm sending you a photo of the mine.
25:12Got the serial number and now the schematics.
25:15Okay.
25:15You have to find and open a side panel.
25:17It should be on the opposite side of the serial number.
25:21Did you really break the record of defusing a mine at the farm?
25:24Yeah.
25:25Fair try.
25:27How did you do on the first two?
25:29Uh, incomplete.
25:30How did you get incomplete on the mine?
25:31Oh, shit!
25:52Freaking thing won't budge.
25:55I knew the spy gods were never gonna let me have nice things.
25:59Meaning?
26:01Meaning your old man was gonna put me up for regional director,
26:04but now I'm gonna get my cooter blasted out my pooter.
26:07Really?
26:08You?
26:08Regional director?
26:09Why is that surprising?
26:11Just didn't figure you for the management type.
26:14Well, your dad does.
26:15Okay.
26:16Super.
26:17And what do you think?
26:19That I should focus on the mine.
26:21Wow.
26:22You know what?
26:22I should take my foot off this thing just to spite you.
26:28Bathroom is clear.
26:30Copy.
26:30Bedroom.
26:31It is definitely Demp's place.
26:34Well, then he must be in the compound.
26:36Must have seen us come and hid.
26:38Hmm.
26:39Well, he couldn't have gone far if he didn't take his landmine map.
26:46Wait a minute.
26:54Huh.
26:56Well, I'm guessing this is secured with a tougher lock than the one on the front door.
27:04Let's search the outside.
27:06Underground rooms need ventilation.
27:16This plate is soldered shut.
27:18What an asshole.
27:19Or maybe he's misunderstood.
27:21What?
27:22Just saying.
27:22You're not always the best judge of character.
27:25Because I don't think you'd be a good regional director?
27:28You admit it.
27:29What do you care what I think?
27:30I don't have any say.
27:31Just tell me.
27:33Fine.
27:34Sometimes you can be unprofessional.
27:36Eat shit.
27:37That's not true.
27:38This vent must be around here somewhere.
27:41Hey, you little fella.
27:45You want this?
27:47Hey, stop screwing around.
27:49Look for the vent.
27:50This wood's like a hundred acres.
27:51The vent could be anywhere.
27:53Hey, a hundred acre woods.
27:55I found Piglet.
27:56Hey, Perry.
27:57Use the thermal imagery scan.
27:59See if there are any low-lying, warm air streams around the property.
28:02Because if we find that, we find the vent.
28:04Good thinking.
28:05I gotta pick up 15 yards west.
28:08Come on.
28:09Here you go, bud.
28:10Here you go.
28:17Which one's the imp one?
28:19This one.
28:21I heard the fan sucking in the air.
28:26And the smokey moth.
28:27Copy that?
28:29Emma, how goes it?
28:31Slow but steady.
28:33Rue's a bit testy.
28:35Cause you're a jerk.
28:36How am I a jerk?
28:38I'm literally trying to save your life.
28:40And you're the one who called me Her Majesty the other day for using Dijon mustard.
28:44That why you don't think I'd be a good director?
28:46Not fancy enough?
28:48I'm the yellow mustard of people?
28:50No.
28:51I just think the job calls for a particular mindset.
28:56And you can be unruly at times.
28:59You were mad at me and you filled my locker with pudding.
29:02Nice try.
29:03That wasn't me.
29:04Bottom line, the regional director needs to be disciplined.
29:08I am disciplined.
29:09Do you know how long it took me to make all that pudding?
29:16Plate's open.
29:17Let's talk which wires to cut.
29:19See?
29:20Teamwork makes the dream work.
29:31Well, hiya, Todd.
29:32I'm with the CIA and I've got a few questions about electricity for you.
29:38Okay, you just need to pull the black wires that's near the trigger pit.
29:41All the wires are black.
29:42Shut up.
29:43No, you shut up.
29:44Be quiet.
29:45I hear something.
29:47Get down.
29:51We got hostiles!
29:58Get down!
30:03These guys with you?
30:04If they were, why would they be shooting in my house?
30:09Everyone still breathing?
30:11And Al, how did Greta find us?
30:21Are you using me for cover?
30:26How many combatants are there?
30:28Thermal camera says ten.
30:31Make that nine.
30:32Barry, how did you not see these guys on thermal?
30:35I had the landmine schematics open on my screen.
30:37We gotta get out of here.
30:39Okay.
30:40Let me get my purse.
30:42Oh, wait!
30:42I'm standing on a mine!
30:45Where did you get the mines?
30:47Army surplus.
30:48It was left over from the DMZ.
30:50Did you hear that, Emma?
30:52They're ancient.
30:52They may not be operational.
30:54Not the best option, but we might have to take a chance and run.
30:57Easy for you to say.
30:59It's not your piggies at risk.
31:00The mines might be too old to work.
31:04Scratch that, they work.
31:07Alden, Dad, I need heavy cover.
31:09On it.
31:12What are you doing?
31:13If we can't take you off the mine, then we're taking the mine with us.
31:16As long as the pressure plate is compressed, it won't go off and we can run through cover.
31:21You want me to run?
31:22With a mine?
31:24Trapped to my foot?
31:25No!
31:25I want you to run your ass off with a mine strapped to your foot!
31:32Why is this happening?
31:34I just wanted to be left alone.
31:36After you tried to destroy the country?
31:38I tried to save the country.
31:41I caused the blackout as a last resort to show the government how vulnerable we are.
31:45I tried to warn them for years, but he listened to me.
31:47And instead of thanking me, they threw me in jail.
31:51What a surprise.
31:52A convict is innocent.
31:54Damn right I was.
31:55I was the only person who understood the danger.
31:58The only one who put it all together.
31:59And they all ignored me.
32:02I gave up everything.
32:04My life.
32:05My job.
32:06And after they locked me up, they actually patched the grid issue that I exploited for the blackout.
32:12Secretary of the DOE gets all the credit.
32:14I get a daily hour of yard time.
32:16You don't believe me?
32:18I have proof!
32:28After I got out, I continued my research.
32:31And what I found scared me to death.
32:34Four energy plants that have all taken down would cause an overload so severe that the entire nation would lose
32:41power.
32:42Irreparably.
32:43They really didn't fix anything.
32:45It's like Jenga.
32:46You keep pulling out pieces, eventually everything will collapse.
32:50Well then why is that report here in the middle of the woods instead of on someone's desk in Washington?
32:54For the same reason I'm in the middle of the woods.
32:57Everyone thinks I'm crazy.
32:58Todd.
33:00I believe you.
33:02But we need your help.
33:04See these guys out there that are shooting at us?
33:07They're trying to wipe out the entire grid.
33:09And they're gonna force you into helping them.
33:12So keep your head down.
33:13You get out of this, okay?
33:18You ready?
33:20No!
33:20You want me to trust my life to some prissy Devil Wears Prada belt?
33:25It's a tack belt. It's a quality belt.
33:28Okay.
33:29But if this fails, I am gonna haunt your ass.
33:33So bad.
33:35Deal.
33:36Here we go guys.
33:37Copy.
33:38Lay down.
33:54Everyone okay?
33:56The thing is I have a detonation device attached to my foot.
33:59No!
34:01I have a fix for that.
34:02Follow me.
34:04This is so undignified.
34:10We need to evac.
34:12It's only a matter of time before Greta's mercs breach the cabin.
34:14You have a car.
34:15They're in the barn.
34:16The barn's 50 yards away. They'll pick us off.
34:18But if you're on the ground, use the exhaust fan.
34:21It clears out into the forest near the barn.
34:23It's gonna take a few minutes to remove the fan to get out of the vent, though.
34:26And get to work.
34:31This isn't gonna work!
34:32Don't worry, okay?
34:33Just start slowly sliding your foot out as I use the belt to mimic the pressure on the mine.
34:38It's just like in Raiders.
34:39When Indy swaps out the bag of sand for the gold idol.
34:42He screwed that up!
34:45You're right.
34:49You're running low in ammo.
34:50But as soon as we stop shooting, they will know that we're out.
34:54And they'll come charging in here.
34:56How do we work around that?
34:57If you're wondering what I'm asking in return, dear.
35:03You'll be glad to know that my...
35:06The shit is this?
35:07Ugh, I have an idea how.
35:10I'm gonna go out there and talk to Chips while Dems finishes clearing the vent.
35:13Why wouldn't he talk to you?
35:14He's kind of into me.
35:16Good God! Who isn't into you?
35:18I mean, his voice really isn't that great, if you think about it.
35:21Eyes on the prize, man!
35:22Okay. Sorry.
35:24All right, your foot's almost out, okay?
35:26In a second, I'm gonna toss this out the window and it's gonna blow.
35:28So be ready to hit the deck, okay?
35:29Heat that shit!
35:39Huh. That is a quality belt.
35:41Hey, get downstairs and help Dems remove the fan.
35:45Okay.
35:47Hey, back my play.
35:49It's not that different from what you did with Unit 9 and El Salvador in 96.
35:52There was a hostage negotiation.
35:54And there's three operatives with me.
35:56Dad, I've got you.
35:57That's better than three guys.
36:00Okay.
36:02Kiss ass.
36:06Theo?
36:07Theodore, are you there?
36:09Yes, my darling.
36:11How about a ceasefire?
36:13A detente?
36:14With guns down?
36:15No, no.
36:16Guns pointed right at each other, so no one can try anything.
36:20Mutually assured destruction.
36:22Oh, I love it!
36:30Heavens, you are nothing if not stunning.
36:34So we're at a stalemate.
36:36Not really.
36:37I have you out-manned.
36:39I have you out-gunned.
36:41It's just like that Le Mis song, actually.
36:44Hamilton.
36:45Who?
36:46The song you're thinking of, it's from Hamilton.
36:48Agree to disagree.
36:49No, it was Hamilton.
36:50Look at us bickering like an old married couple.
36:52It just feels so right, doesn't it?
36:53Whatever.
36:54We can either stay, hold up in there, and pick you guys off one by one.
36:57Has anyone ever told you you look like a young Sigourney Weaver?
37:00You have the same beautiful eyes.
37:02Powerful and feminine.
37:03Notice how I didn't say powerful, but feminine.
37:06Man, I don't know quite the art therapy run.
37:09That doctor, if he really knows what he's doing, is everything okay?
37:13Sorry, Carter, things are tense.
37:15Just like Sigourney's performance in beaches.
37:17That was Barbara Hershey.
37:18Agree to disagree.
37:20Let's leave this compound and go to Europe.
37:22Where would we go?
37:22We'd go to all the best places, darling.
37:24We'd go to Paris and Rotterdam and Montreal and...
37:28That's not...
37:29...Lichenstein.
37:30...in Europe.
37:30Would we go naked?
37:31Of course we'd go naked.
37:32How else would I get to know you?
37:34What on God's green earth is happening right now?
37:37Naked is the spy term for going in without backup.
37:39Now, be quiet or go in there with Donnie.
37:41I got ice cream!
37:43That does it for me.
37:44You know, if we were a celebrity couple, you know what they'd call us?
37:47Chema.
37:49Celebrity couples always break up.
37:50Not necessarily.
37:51Look at Garner and Affleck, or Angelina and Brad, or Demi and Ashton.
37:56All famously broken up.
37:57Agree to disagree.
38:00Now, my keen adversary in war, but not love.
38:02What have you come to offer?
38:04Okay.
38:04We remove the fan.
38:06We can head to the barn now.
38:07No.
38:07We go when Emma comes back in.
38:09Pitch is simple.
38:10I hand over Demps in return for safe passage for my team and me.
38:14You double-crossing sush!
38:17Aren't you full of surprises?
38:18I never thought you'd offer Demps.
38:21We're not gonna turn you over.
38:23I mean, this is a bluff.
38:24Now, Alton's gonna let go.
38:27Don't blow it by trying to run.
38:30This is your chance now to prove to the world what kind of a patriot you've been.
38:34Okay?
38:39Don't take this personally.
38:41I'm gonna keep my research on me at all times.
38:44We're in a no-win scenario.
38:46Maybe Demps' information about the grid is legit.
38:49Maybe not.
38:50Either way, neither of us will get out of a gunfight unscathed.
38:56We make a deal.
38:57We all walk away, live to fight another day.
38:59That'd be nice.
39:00Well, I'm on board.
39:02I need to ask the boss, of course.
39:04Is Kress even awake right now?
39:05Ah, clever girl.
39:07Trying to figure out what time zone the mysterious Dante Cress is in.
39:11You know, I did the same thing with Greta, but she has no idea either.
39:15You know, he's...
39:16He's like Harry Houdini.
39:18No, he isn't.
39:19Everyone knew who Harry Houdini was.
39:21Really?
39:22Who was he?
39:23He was Harry Houdini.
39:26Ah, you're hysterical.
39:28I love it.
39:29I love the way your brain works.
39:30It's like...
39:32Now, if you'll please excuse me, I may have a moment to call Greta.
39:36Okay.
39:37Okay.
39:38Let's go to our respective corners.
39:39Mm-hmm.
39:40Touch base when you're done.
39:41Yes.
39:42I've really enjoyed our third date.
39:43Third date?
39:44Our first one was at the power plant.
39:46I tried to kill you.
39:47And then that time I serenaded you in Prague, remember?
39:49Oh, right.
39:50With a gun pointed at my chest.
39:51Well, at your heart, my love.
39:52It was right there at your heart.
39:54You know, I get a strange feeling, whoopsie, that our fourth is gonna be magical.
39:58Duty calls.
39:59Watch your step.
40:05Well done.
40:06But I don't like this guy.
40:08Me either.
40:09Me either.
40:09He has a nice accent.
40:11Sad cat.
40:13Move it.
40:16Come on.
40:17Let's go.
40:29Switch on the lights.
40:33That, that, that, that.
40:35Drop your weapons.
40:37Dad.
40:42I'm sorry I didn't trust you, Emma.
40:44I never called Greta.
40:46Instead, I came here and cut off your escape.
40:48You see, I know you're not the kind of person who would turn in damps.
40:52But on the plus side, darling, look how highly I think of you.
40:58So come on.
40:59Let's go.
41:00Let's head off to the continent.
41:02Go to hell.
41:03With you, gladly.
41:05I feel like heaven.
41:07A crazy cat.
41:08I'm a crazy, my lord.
41:10Crazy to your daughter.
41:12But alas, if she won't come with me, I'll have to leave it to the same face as the rest
41:17of her team.
41:18So, Emma, one last chance at eternal bliss.
41:24Get fucked.
41:25I will miss your spirit.
41:29Right, well, she's made her regretful choice.
41:33So, kill them all.
41:35Except Luke.
41:36Just maim him or Greta will finish us both.
41:39Cheerio.
41:42Thank you so much, Alice.
41:56Oh, mind the body.
42:05Now!
42:05No!
42:05No!
42:09No!
42:26Oh, bloody fuck.
42:31Oopsie!
42:44More bullying for me.
42:48Where's I? Right.
43:00Greta? Greta, come in. Can you hear me?
43:01Do you have Demps?
43:05Demps? Demps is dead.
43:07But I have his research, so I'm gonna have to read it off to you.
43:10Right? So...
43:12Yeah, okay! Okay!
43:16Now, there are four points of vulnerability.
43:18If we shut down all four of these power plants,
43:20it creates an overload, which the grid can't handle,
43:23and it all goes down.
43:29No!
43:32No!
43:35No!
43:37No!
43:38No!
43:42No!
43:46Ahhhh!!
43:47No!
43:51Ahhhh!
43:56Ahhhh!
44:08That'll do, pig.
44:10That'll do.
44:11Yes, yeah, and that's the second point.
44:14And then...
44:15Well, there's nothing else on the page here.
44:17Destroy it.
44:18Find the rest of his research.
44:20I need all four vulnerabilities.
44:34Read anything good lately?
44:42The third and the fourth most vulnerable locations in the power grid are.
44:51What are the other two?
44:53Good luck getting it out of me.
45:04I don't need you.
45:08I get it from Dems.
45:10Dems?
45:19I'm okay.
45:20I'm okay.
45:21I'm good.
45:27You were saying.
46:02I'm good.
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