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FUBAR - Season 2 - Episode 03: Tango and Smash
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00:19So if 00 Section 8 here only told Luke's ex-girlfriend two of the four targets she needs to crash
00:26the power grid, then we're good, right?
00:28True.
00:29That's what I like to hear.
00:30But?
00:31Goddammit.
00:32Well, what?
00:33But Greta is the best spy I ever went up against.
00:35Went up against?
00:37Interesting word choice, Dad.
00:38What I mean is that Greta really must have learned a lot about the grid, the planet first attack.
00:44So we can't be sure that given two of the targets she won't be able to extrapolate what the other
00:48two are?
00:49Correct.
00:50Then we need to find out what English Muffins here told her before she figures it out and makes us
00:55party like it's 1899.
00:57Hey, what are you guys talking about?
00:58I feel left out.
00:59Oh.
00:59We put you back there to air out.
01:01How can you still stink?
01:03I fell in pig shit.
01:04Hmm.
01:06Come on.
01:07Ugh.
01:08Oh.
01:08My man reeked.
01:11Need to be said.
01:12Speaking of things that need to be said, um, listen princess, I just wanted to say you kind of saved
01:21my Carolina ass back there.
01:24I appreciate it.
01:26Uh, okay.
01:27Thanks.
01:27Just doing my job.
01:29Isn't it much better than just fighting all the time?
01:32Um, is there anything you want to say?
01:36I'm glad it all worked out.
01:37Sure.
01:39Sure.
02:07Yeah.
02:07Good point.
02:08Yeah.
02:13Everyone out.
02:24And there will be no arguing in the plane, okay?
02:27Otherwise, I'm gonna take your mouth shut.
02:28Just like this little weasel here.
02:30That's it.
02:31That's all.
02:33What's that?
02:34What's what?
02:35That and your jacket.
02:36Ladies, please, my eyes are up here.
02:42What kind of old McDonald bullshit is this?
02:45He saved my life.
02:47I couldn't just leave him there with no one to take care of him.
02:49This thing is not gonna get on the plane.
02:50Why?
02:51FAA regulations.
02:52There are no FAA regulations about pigs on private planes.
02:55No, they are.
02:56Emma, back me up here.
02:58The safe house is crowded enough.
03:00Seriously?
03:01Get rid of it.
03:02No way!
03:02No swine left behind.
03:04Besides, Dr. P said that I need to find something to give my love to.
03:07You're not forking that pig in our room.
03:10Oh, my God.
03:11What is on your foot?
03:15A shoe?
03:16Is that Demps' shoe?
03:17The one that was blown off of his body?
03:19We are the same size.
03:21He didn't need it anymore.
03:23What's the big deal?
03:24I needed a shoe.
03:25Yeah, I need to take this.
03:29Tally.
03:33Are you smelling my hair?
03:36Mm-hmm.
03:41I really appreciate the sentiment.
03:43Yes, it's just that seeing how Emma had to pretend to be interested in the chips fellow,
03:48I kind of get the situation you're in.
03:51It's not an easy one.
03:52It's not.
03:53Listen, this is all new to me, and I'm gonna try to be more understanding in the future.
03:58But it's challenging, you know?
04:00You have this sexy, exciting woman from your past who you had all these adventures with.
04:06And I'm not that.
04:09Natali, we had the greatest adventure of all.
04:12We raised a family.
04:16I got to go, sweetheart.
04:18Don't worry about Greta.
04:20She is not going to be a problem.
04:23Bye.
04:32Greta.
04:33Greta.
04:34Lovely to see you again.
04:41Sleep well, my little schmooky pootsie.
04:46Bacon, sausage, Canadian bacon, ham, country ham, bacon bits.
04:50All the parts of the body.
04:52Knuckles, belly, ears.
04:53Okay, you are not eating ham steak.
04:55You named him ham steak?
04:56Yeah, you don't want anyone to eat him.
04:58That's a hell of a name.
04:59Guys, you might as well slather him in barbecue sauce and put it out.
05:01Guys!
05:05What the hell?
05:09I guess he really didn't want the pig on the plane.
05:29Bari.
05:29My contact came through.
05:31I have a list of all of the outgoing transactions from the Swiss bank account that the missing
05:35Dante Kress money was moved into now.
05:37Better have to wait.
05:39Who's been kidnapped?
05:40What?
05:41By who?
05:43Greta Nelson.
05:44She took Luke and the plane and left our team on the tarmac.
05:46They found the pilot in the bushes. He ID'd Greta.
05:49Track the plane's transponder.
05:50It's been disabled.
05:51She also must have destroyed the SIM card in Luke's phone,
05:54because we can't track them that way either.
05:55All we know at this point is that she was headed east.
05:57What can I do to help?
05:58Uh, sending you last known coordinates.
06:01Can you use your NSA credentials to check with air traffic control?
06:05Maybe a tower pinged the plane,
06:06or a commercial pilot saw something anomalous.
06:08NSA stands for No Secrets Allowed.
06:11Greta can't hide from me.
06:13Thanks.
06:14Don't worry.
06:15I'll get them back safe.
06:16This is what they do.
06:18There's a thought.
06:19Has anyone considered the possibility that Luke wasn't kidnapped
06:23and that he just took off with his incredibly sexy former lover on a private jet?
06:29You want to know where they are?
06:31Puerta Vallarta.
06:33He's snorkeling in the Poon Lagoon.
06:37You're wrong.
06:38Right.
06:38Luke Bruner.
06:39He'd never take up with an ex.
06:41Oh, no, wait.
06:41That's exactly what he did with you.
06:43Only this time he's doing it to you.
06:44And you know who would never treat you that way?
06:46Never?
06:47This guy!
06:50Made my point.
06:54Don't listen to Donny, Mrs. B.
06:56Everything's going to be A-OK.
06:58The team's captured Greta's right-hand man, Chips.
07:00Uh, that's the fellow that was hitting on Emma.
07:05Yes.
07:06Uh, he is with them now.
07:08Great.
07:09Great.
07:10Dr. Pfeffer's on a plane that I sent over there.
07:12He will get Chips to tell us exactly where Greta's taking Luke.
07:24Do you know why I'm on this flight, Theodore?
07:27Hmm.
07:28Probably because they need somebody to hand out the peanuts.
07:30Very amusing.
07:32Or perhaps Norm Carlson wasn't available, I don't know.
07:35Norm and I work differently.
07:36You and I are just going to talk, and by the time we're finished, I'm confident you'll
07:41want to tell me where Greta is taking Luke.
07:44And why on earth would I do that?
07:46Because I believe that even the most disturbed minds can have at least a shred of humanity
07:51left.
07:52And we're going to find yours together.
07:55It's a bit nippy in here, isn't it?
07:58What if I borrow a cardigan?
08:00I'm sure we can find a blanket or something around here for you.
08:03Because you don't want me wearing something of your father's.
08:06Excuse me?
08:07That cardigan belonged to your father.
08:08I can tell by the stitching.
08:10It was made in 1978.
08:11The old stain on the cuff.
08:13Tobacco.
08:13But not pipe tobacco.
08:15No, chewing tobacco.
08:17Yes, your father was blue collar.
08:19Your accent Toronto, but with a hint of Michigan.
08:23Detroit more specifically.
08:25As a child, your father took the family there to find work in the auto plants on the line.
08:29But you didn't like mechanical things.
08:32Did you, Doctor?
08:33Working with your hands wasn't your predilection.
08:35You were cerebral.
08:37And father didn't understand that.
08:39And that caused frustration.
08:42He'd hit you sometimes, didn't he?
08:44After a six pack of Ballantines and when the Tigers blew the lead in the ninth.
08:48Not because of something you'd done.
08:49Just because you were there.
08:52And that's when the belt came off.
08:55How does that make you feel, Doctor?
08:57I got this sweater last month at Target.
09:00The stain has spilled tea.
09:02My family is from Annapolis, Maryland.
09:04My father was a podiatrist, an Orioles fan.
09:07And he's my best friend.
09:09We talk twice a week.
09:13Got your shoes from your mother.
09:16Well, look who's all squeaky clean now.
09:20They can't call us stinky anymore, can they, pal?
09:23Here, smell.
09:25Get him out of my face.
09:26Our little piggy goes to market.
09:30Okay.
09:31Why ain't going?
09:36She's...
09:38Don't look at me like that.
09:39Where do you have Donnie?
09:40We can't handle another pig in the house.
09:44How'd it go?
09:46In my professional opinion, that man is the mayor of Ding Dong City.
09:49Are you giving up?
09:51Did Joseph Brewer give up on Bertha Pappenheim?
09:54Oh.
09:54Well, I don't know.
09:55Was she bad in bed or something?
09:57Good Lord.
09:58All right, now I'm going to get some aspirin.
10:00For that headache that Mr. Chips has given me.
10:03And then...
10:04I'm going back in.
10:06I hope Barry's having more luck.
10:08I think we might be in luck.
10:10Did you find him?
10:11No, but closing in, Coastal Carolina Regional Airport reported radar contact with an aircraft matching ours.
10:16Unfortunately, it dropped under deck and disappeared before they could confirm.
10:19But I just got a report on another hit on an unidentified aircraft from an air traffic controller in Dresden.
10:26And?
10:27And with that and the amount of fuel that was left on the plane, I've extrapolated the flight path and
10:31possible destinations.
10:33I'm repositioning some spy satellites to focus on small, isolated airfields in the area.
10:40And...
10:42Bingo was his name-o.
10:44All right.
10:44I look, and Greta, on that plane.
10:46It's unlikely.
10:47Thermal shows the engines have cooled.
10:49They would have refueled and been gone by now if they planned on taking off again.
10:51I just wish I knew which direction they went in.
10:54Where is that?
10:55Roddy, an old Soviet airfield in... Estonia.
10:59Quite the important decades ago, but decommissioned now.
11:02Runway is still serviceable.
11:05Estonia?
11:06They're in Tallinn.
11:08How do you know that?
11:09Years ago, when Luke told me about Greta, he said the last time he saw her was at her place
11:14in Estonia.
11:15A small loft in the city of Tallinn.
11:18She's taking him there.
11:19This is good.
11:20Look, we're still looking for a needle in a haystack, but at least we know what city that haystack is
11:24in.
11:25Well, that's a good thing you know a bit about their history, Ms. B.
11:44Uh, uh...
11:46Welcome back, my love.
11:47Your flight was diverted.
11:52My head is killing me.
11:55I had to use Elephant Tranquilizer.
11:59Nothing milder would have brought Luke Brunner down.
12:02No.
12:03The fog will clear.
12:04Give it time.
12:05Damps.
12:08How do you know about him?
12:10Because we still think alike.
12:15Recognize this place.
12:20Yeah.
12:22It's the old safe house.
12:24Mm-hmm.
12:25I haven't been here since we watched the wall come down together on that television set.
12:33Well, we didn't actually watch much, did we?
12:40It's strange to be back.
12:42After I faked my death, I couldn't return.
12:45The KGB might have the buildings taped out just in case they had access to my files at the Stasi.
12:50So they could have known the alias I bought the apartment under.
12:54After the KGB went kaput, I didn't have the heart to...
13:04Everything is exactly as we left it.
13:09That's even the same rope we used that night.
13:15Sadly, tying you up this time isn't as fun.
13:21Because I was hired to do a job.
13:24And we both know what happens to people who take Dante Cress' money and don't deliver on their end.
13:30Now, I know you don't have Demps' papers.
13:36Because while you were unconscious, I searched you.
13:42Thoroughly.
13:45But I also know that you must have seen what was printed on them.
13:50I need the other two targets, Liebling.
13:54Thou would never tell.
13:57Not willingly.
14:10Sodium amethal.
14:13It will loosen your lips.
14:21At least I hope so.
14:24Otherwise...
14:26I'll have to get rough.
14:30We'll be on the ground in a few.
14:32You got anything for me, Uncle Barry?
14:34Talene's traffic cams I hijacked turned up two things.
14:37Jack and squat.
14:39Yeah, Greta's too smart to get caught that way.
14:42You think she's gonna try to ransom him back?
14:44Trade him for chips?
14:45If she was gonna do that, she would've done it on the airstrip.
14:49How's Mom holding up?
14:50She won't stand down until Luke's safe.
14:53Doc's still working on chips?
14:55Yeah.
14:56So far, he's having about as much luck as you are.
14:58One way or another, we gonna find your dad.
15:00I got Tina looking, too.
15:01She has all kinds of connections.
15:04We can count on her.
15:29What do you have for me?
15:31Greta Nelso has Luke Bruner somewhere in Talene.
15:34Brissette's location's still unknown.
15:38Give the Americans no more help.
15:40They'll take it from here.
15:55The drugs have had enough time to take effect.
15:59Now we do a little Q&A.
16:01And if you're a good boy, maybe a little T&A.
16:05And if I mind my P's and Q's, I get some R&R and write the B&O to the
16:11B&B and have some M&Ms.
16:14Enough!
16:17Name the other two targets.
16:21Hans and Franz.
16:22Okay.
16:24You name them.
16:25Clever.
16:26Taking the question literally to avoid answering truthfully.
16:31I'll rephrase.
16:32What is the location of the two power plants that, when taken offline, will bring down the grid?
16:41They're in the United States of America.
16:45I'm afraid you've given me no choice, Luke.
16:51You can resist the drugs, but you could never resist me.
16:56Who's that dick alone on the street?
16:59With his hands in his pocket, in his pocket, down.
17:01Oh, man.
17:12I made you a cup of tea.
17:16Oh, thank you.
17:17Yeah.
17:18Why is there music coming in front of your pipe?
17:20That was Luke and Greta's song.
17:24Who's looking good today?
17:25Who's looking good in every way?
17:28No stop, kid.
17:30You better watch Don't Mess With Me.
17:39Mmm.
17:41Yeah.
17:45Do you remember those 48 hours we spent hiding out in the cabin in the forest, outside Helsinki?
17:56Emma.
17:57Listen.
17:58Yeah, of course.
17:59We were freezing our asses off.
18:02We wanted to light a fire.
18:04But the smoke could have given us away.
18:06But we found ways to keep warm.
18:09A different tween, Luke.
18:12Sex.
18:13She means sex.
18:15I don't think Greta knows she's broadcasting.
18:18No.
18:18This is the break we need.
18:20We're on the ground until in, in minutes.
18:22We grab a couple of shortwave receivers, hit the city, and triangulate the signal.
18:26That'll lead us right to her.
18:27We've got some in the back.
18:29Looking at me to take her place.
18:31It's not good today.
18:32Oh.
18:34Oh.
18:35Oh.
18:36Oh.
18:37Ew.
18:37Is she torturing him?
18:40Oh, it's not torture, kid.
18:42Maybe you should lead him up.
18:43Mom, please leave the room.
18:44I wanna leave the room.
18:46No.
18:48I'm not going anywhere.
18:51Why?
18:53Got him.
18:53We've got Greta.
18:54We never said those three magic words to each other back then.
18:59Did we?
19:00Luke.
19:02But I loved you.
19:04And you loved me too, didn't you?
19:08Of course.
19:10Tallying Luke's next session with Dr. P is gonna be real interesting.
19:14And you still have feelings for me.
19:19Don't miss you.
19:28You don't have to answer that question.
19:31A certain part of your body is telling me everything I need to know.
19:36Boing.
19:37Can't control where the blood flows.
19:39I know what she means.
19:41I know what she means.
19:42His cock.
19:43Yeah.
19:43His cock.
19:44Yes, I know.
19:46Remember that night at the Crazy Horse in Paris?
19:51I was undercover on the stage dancing.
19:56And you were undercover in the audience watching.
20:04Do you remember this move?
20:05hanging from me.
20:16Lookin' good.
20:17Hanging with a wild punch.
20:18Lookin' good.
20:19In a awful lot of fit.
20:20Lookin' good when it comes to deep punch.
20:23Lookin' good he's a state of mind.
20:25Stay the mind when we look behind you.
20:27Stay the mind when you'll be the big old man.
20:30Ugh!
20:38Oh, yeah, I know that sound.
20:41Y'all, man, what do you expect?
20:43You guys are a gigolo, man.
20:55We lost the signal.
20:57That was our best shot at locating them.
20:58Well, we just had to find another way.
21:04Where are you going?
21:05To find a better way.
21:06Now, the blacksmith says to me, that's Jerry Lewis.
21:09You're thinking of Jerry Lee Lewis, and I thought, no, it was about Sherry Lewis and Lamb Chop,
21:14and suddenly it all made sense, you see.
21:17Have you gotten anything from him yet?
21:18Yes, a migraine.
21:21This man's mind is a mystery wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a Salvador Dali painting.
21:25All right, playtime's over.
21:26Greta has a safe house in Tallinn, and you were her number two long enough to know where it is.
21:30So you tell me that location, or I shoot you dead right here.
21:35I love the fire in your eyes when you're angry, so I'm loathe to quench it.
21:38But I can tell you mean business right now, and there's no need to get violent.
21:43I'll tell you exactly what you want to know.
21:47On one condition.
21:49What is it?
21:50Go on a date with me.
21:51Oh, come on, man.
21:53Tonight.
21:54Tallinn is one of the most romantic cities in the world.
21:56It's one date.
21:57Otherwise, you might as well kill me, because if I know, I'll never have such a moment with you.
22:03What's the point in living?
22:07Okay, we're on our fourth date right now.
22:09I love long walks on the beach and killing assholes.
22:12What are your hobbies?
22:12I meant a proper date, silly.
22:15Dinner, dancing.
22:16We should be arriving in Estonia any moment now, and I know this wonderful restaurant in Tallinn.
22:20It's called Janine's, and it's romantic, and the music, and the food is excellent.
22:26You'll need a dress.
22:29Fine.
22:30Whatever.
22:34I fucking hate you.
22:37I've hit a lot of men there on purpose, but this is my first accident.
22:43You okay?
22:45Yeah.
22:46You grazed the sausage, but you crushed the beans.
22:49But on the bright side, I think that the shock cleared my head.
22:54I can't believe I thought I could still do that pole move.
22:57I've seen other women wipe out when they did that move.
23:00It's a very tricky one.
23:02Mm-hmm.
23:03Getting older is a real bitch.
23:05You're telling me I'm not getting to an age where my back goes out more often than I do.
23:11I mean, just keeping up with the young kids on my team, it's like a real killer.
23:15The other day, I was doing this underwater bomb thing.
23:18The next morning, I woke up, it felt like I was beaten with a bat.
23:22Right?
23:23My exit off the hotel balcony in Prague?
23:26That was so cool.
23:28That's why I did it.
23:30But I'm paying for it now.
23:31My shoulder hurts so bad, I can barely raise my arm.
23:34And my memory?
23:36Sometimes I walk into a room, and I forget who I came to kill.
23:40Sometimes I kill a guy, and I cannot even come up with a funny line anymore.
23:43But that's your thing.
23:45I know.
23:46Remember the 84 Olympics?
23:47You killed that Uzbek assassin with a javelin?
23:50I think he got the point.
23:54Oh, I hate to admit it, but I'm not the woman I once was.
24:05You could have fooled me.
24:12Now what?
24:15You're going to stick me again with another sodium amytor on the needle.
24:19Hmm.
24:20Too much, too close together.
24:22Could be dangerous.
24:25Maybe while we wait, we could...
24:28just keep talking.
24:30Like the old days.
24:33I like that.
24:43Somebody took a long lunch.
25:07Anything on Luke's location?
25:09No, I'm sorry.
25:10Nothing but dead ends on that front, so I went back to looking into Dante Crest's accounts
25:15following the money trail that was siphoned out.
25:19I know what that cash was spent on.
25:21Please do not say a nuke.
25:23Collectibles.
25:24The most recent purchase was a graded 9.9 copy of Incredible Hulk 181.
25:30The first appearance of Wolverine.
25:32Parkas is the only CIA forensic accountant that worked all 18 of the recent Dante Crest cases.
25:38And he's a comic book collector.
25:40Parkas could be a real jerk, but I can't imagine he's still millions just to build up his collection.
25:45That's the thing.
25:46He didn't.
25:47I found evidence that he's been selling the collectibles, often at a loss.
25:51He turns them over very quickly.
25:53He's not adding to his collection.
25:55He's laundering the money.
25:56That looks bad, Barry.
25:59You really think Parkas is Dante Crest?
26:02Maybe.
26:03Or maybe he's working for him.
26:06I don't know, but there's a connection.
26:10Emma's got to keep her head in the game entirely.
26:12So there's nothing she can do from there anyway.
26:15So I'll hold off telling her until her and Luke are together.
26:18But you've got to tell interim director Reed.
26:22Already dead?
26:25Oh, thank you, Parkas.
26:28Without your fiscal planning, Gotham's budget would have never been balanced.
26:32Oh, it was really quite simple.
26:34It's just a matter of spreadsheets.
26:37Oh, I've got some sheets.
26:38It's Parkas.
26:40I'm Miller.
26:41This is Davis, Security Protective Service.
26:43Regional Director Reed would like a word with you.
26:45Come with us, please.
26:47No.
26:50Excuse me?
26:51I've done nothing to warrant Reed sending two glorified mall cops to retrieve me.
26:55It's wholly improper.
26:57So why don't you go back to your entrance metal detectors and wand each other?
27:00Because I am not getting out of this chair.
27:07This is ridiculous.
27:08I will take this all the way to the OIG.
27:14When I'm done with you, you will rue the days you crossed Parkas.
27:23Because there's all kinds of lovely names.
27:25Percival.
27:27Silas.
27:28Maximilian.
27:29Redwald.
27:30Aethelwolf.
27:31Aethelwolf.
27:33Aethelwolf.
27:33Yes, Aethelwolf is a perfectly respectable name for a British gentleman.
27:38Hey, Emsi, would you be opposed to our firstborn being called Aethelwolf Chips?
27:42You could call him Fuckface Johnson for all I care if you're not having that little shit with me.
27:49Okay.
27:50Now Givenchy or Manolo Clonics.
27:53But it'll do.
27:55We got ourselves some fancy going out clothes as well, as you can see.
28:00You like?
28:00Is this a baby, Bjorn?
28:01And you said you didn't want to have kids.
28:05It's for Hamstay.
28:07All right, I'm going to get dressed.
28:09We got you something too, Mr. Chips.
28:12For me?
28:14To keep you in line, since we can't exactly hold you at gunpoint in public.
28:20A dog training shot collar.
28:23And we're not just going to zap you if you run.
28:24You get handsy.
28:25If you are so much as crass or rude.
28:28If you are anything other than a total gentleman.
28:32Well, we're going to hit the remote.
28:33And if you're not looking to draw attention, then I certainly can't walk into a restaurant with that thing strapped
28:38around my neck, can I?
28:39No, this isn't going around your neck.
28:42Right around your dick titties.
28:45And then he bit down on his fake tooth and broke open the suicide bill inside and kaput.
28:53I just wanted to punch him, not kill him.
28:57He deserved it.
28:58Spying on you for us, spying on us for you.
29:01I mean, triple agents suck.
29:02The worst.
29:03I mean, pick a side.
29:05Yeah, that's for sure.
29:08I need a drink.
29:10How about some wine?
29:17I will wine least, sir.
29:19Neither.
29:20Right.
29:21Okay.
29:22We're drinking water.
29:24Hardly sounds like a date, which was the deal.
29:28Fine.
29:29That one.
29:31You're an excellent choice, madame.
29:35You getting all this, Barry?
29:37Alive and live in color.
29:39Checking all diners and staff against all known international criminals.
29:43So far, no alarm bells.
29:45Maybe Chips is so cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs because it really isn't a trap.
29:51Maybe he actually just wants a romantic dinner.
29:54Fantastic.
29:56If it does turn out to be a trap, he's getting cooked plums for dessert.
30:00And if it really does turn out to be a trap, I'll be a lot more used there than here.
30:04This is degrading.
30:07I am a CIA officer just like you.
30:09Just like us, Doc?
30:11Pigs need to be watched, Dr. P.
30:13By the way, how's my little fellow doing?
30:15He's flatulent.
30:16So is my roommate.
30:17We'll bring you a doggy bag.
30:19Tell Hamsteak that Daddy will bring him something tasty, too.
30:22Poor tenderloin looks good.
30:23How funny.
30:31I love this one.
30:39Stop.
30:42Where's the waiter?
30:44Come on, let's not rush the evening.
30:45You might discover that you actually enjoy my company.
30:48After all, we have a lot in common.
30:50Please.
30:51We both followed our fathers into the family business, legendary figures in the espionage
30:56world who gave us much to live up to, perhaps too much.
31:00Who knows better than I am what you've been through or what you're going through now.
31:05When you were growing up, did you know your father was a spy?
31:09Yes.
31:09He groomed me from childhood to follow in his footsteps.
31:12Then we aren't alike at all.
31:13Do you really believe that because you didn't know what Luke Bruner actually did for a living
31:18that you had any more choice in your future than I did?
31:21Tell me you didn't excel in academics and sports just to please him.
31:25Tell me the CIA didn't recruit you because of him.
31:28Tell me that you don't know what it's like to want more than anything, not just to be the
31:31best, but to be perfect at absolutely everything that you do to honor your father's legacy while
31:37simultaneously fearing deep down that you might never live up to his legacy to begin with.
31:41If you were supposed to end up so much like your father, how did you go so wrong?
31:44You're a traitor to your country, a terrorist for hire.
31:48The Horatio Chips I've heard about would be ashamed of you.
31:57You misunderstand.
31:59You see, I do what I do now because of him.
32:05It's the last lesson he taught me.
32:08We're on a mission together.
32:11It all goes wrong.
32:13And in his last moments, he has this crushing realization that he was a mere pawn sacrificed
32:19in a game that had been going on long before he was in it and would continue just as well
32:23without him long after he was dead.
32:25And it was a game that ultimately had no meaning.
32:30You know, the last thing that he said to me as he lay dying in my arms was...
32:39It wasn't for country, son.
32:43It wasn't for the crown.
32:45It was all...
32:49It was all for nothing.
32:54Your wine?
32:56Ah, yes.
32:57Very good, Ida.
33:07Try some.
33:12If I was going to poison you, I would have used the needle.
33:25Excellent.
33:27It's an 89 Petrus Pomerol.
33:31Bought it new and left it here.
33:33It's aged to perfection.
33:36Just like us.
33:43Listen, I know we have been working on opposite sides, but you're so much better than this.
33:50Better than what?
33:51Working for Dundee Kress.
33:53Communist ideology is something you grew up with.
33:56It was indoctrinated into you.
33:58But Dundee Kress is a terrorist.
34:02Help me stop him.
34:03You've done it before, in the 80s, when you finally realized that your team was wrong, and you helped me
34:10end the Cold War.
34:12And where did they get me?
34:14The KGB found out what I did and tried to kill me for it.
34:17If I didn't let them think they had succeeded, if I didn't let them think they had succeeded, they would
34:19have kept trying, until I really was dead.
34:22I could have helped you.
34:24Why didn't you come to me?
34:25Because I didn't want to put you in danger.
34:27Oh.
34:27Well, after my false death, I went underground, took whatever mercenary work I could find.
34:34It was hard.
34:35But after the wall came down, there was hope.
34:37But then I watched as the world just slipped back into the same old chaos.
34:45So if Dundee Kress is willing to pay top dollar to turn off the lights, who am I to miss
34:52out on the bay day?
34:53If I don't take his money, you'll find someone else.
34:56You've become careless.
34:57No, I've become realistic.
35:00I have to make a living somehow.
35:02I'm not saying I believe in Dundee Kress's nihilistic philosophy.
35:08But I destroyed my life trying to save the world.
35:12Greta, deep down inside, you're really good.
35:16Really?
35:17Because I'm starting to see what Dundee Kress is talking about.
35:21You know, honestly, sometimes I think that the only good thing that came out of what I did in 89
35:26was that it allowed you to move on with your life.
35:28And to start a family with your true soulmate.
35:33You know about Tali?
35:36I'm just glad that you didn't wind up alone.
35:38You're a fantastic woman.
35:40You must have found someone, too.
35:42No one that really meant anything.
35:46Relationships are hard.
35:48You don't have to tell me.
35:49Tali and I split years ago.
35:53What, you broke up?
35:55It was.
35:56You spent 15 years apart and reacquainted just a few months ago.
36:01I'm starving.
36:03Are you hungry?
36:05You've barely eaten.
36:08I guess I'm just not hungry.
36:11Then we should dance.
36:13Uh, pass.
36:15You agreed to a date.
36:17It's not a date unless we dance.
36:22Okay, fine.
36:22One dance.
36:23And when we're done, you tell me where Gret is holding my father.
36:26Agreed.
36:27Great.
36:29But it better be a hell of a dance.
36:45Up you get.
36:53Ah, poor Emma.
36:54She hates dancing.
36:56I've tried to get her to go millions of times.
36:58Even signed us up for the, uh, Fred Astaire's in Scarfale.
37:02She wouldn't do it.
37:03Says she has two left feet.
37:11I'm going to shove this jacket up your ass.
37:17Sorry, mate.
37:18Well, what the hell is this?
37:21He just picked that guy's pocket.
37:23Is that a zappable offense?
37:24It's a zappable offense?
37:26Zappable offense.
37:26No.
37:27Let's just get through this.
37:28Then you can zap him all you want.
37:30You ever been to the underground clubs in Sao Paulo?
37:33Chased a narco-terrorist through on once.
37:35And then you know how they move.
38:01Oh, I hate this guy.
38:08I hate this guy.
38:13Nothing is how he feels about girls like you with flip-flop smiles in your big blue eyes.
38:20I should dance with me into the ocean road, into the sea.
38:27Don't tell me if you're in trouble.
38:30Do you want to dance with me?
38:41Oh.
38:41Love changes.
38:43As the big waves crash and the dream don't die, but I do.
38:47Where were you when I needed you right now?
38:51The telephone just rings.
38:52I cannot find you.
38:54Dance with me into the ocean.
38:57Roll with me into the sea.
39:00Don't tell me the world is in trouble.
39:03Do you want to dance with me?
39:18This is like a cover of a Daniel Steele novel.
39:26Underneath the foreign sun with a foreign man who's gone and almost forgotten.
39:32Drink everything you see and remember us and wonder if you will be forever to dance with me.
39:40Into the ocean, roll with me into the sea.
39:45Don't tell me the world is in trouble.
39:48Don't tell me the world is in trouble.
39:50Dance with me into the ocean.
39:54Roll with me into the sea.
39:57Don't tell me the world is in trouble.
40:00Do you want to dance with me?
40:06Do you want to dance with me?
40:10My God.
40:11Come on, man.
40:12Do you want to dance with me?
40:31Well, Emma's pregnant.
40:35Jiminy Biscuits.
40:51we had a deal i danced so tell me where my dad is who's he's across the street bullshit
41:02son of a watch out watch out excuse me let's go
41:18dad i'm okay shit dad i almost just shot you see you all right yeah i'm fine i'm fine where's
41:26gretta after i threw this asshole out of the window she hit me over the head and then she
41:30escaped down the back we gotta go find her no no there will be cops all over this place
41:33we will be in custody for days until the cia deals with all the red tape we can't afford
41:38that but gretta i'm gonna find her but not today let's get out of here come
41:48so should i come this way yeah okay
41:54that's for the dance recital
42:05play our song
42:15hi luke
42:17enormous beer shocked you see me
42:20no
42:23hi sammerei
42:28definitely not
42:30that's
42:34hello
42:38ali
42:39me
42:39me
42:43me
42:43me
42:44me
42:47me
42:48me
42:48me
42:48me
42:48Go!
42:49I'm her name!
42:50Go!
42:51I'm her name!
42:53Go!
42:54Go!
42:55Go!
42:56Go!
42:57Go!
42:57Go!
42:58Go!
42:58Go!
43:01Go!
43:02Go!
43:03Go!
43:04Go!
43:05Go!
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