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FUBAR - Season 2 - Episode 06: Penny Possum’s Pizzapocalypse
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00:21You
00:21Mom you need to get out of here. What's going on? You're in danger. What is Oscar? He's picking up
00:25the cake. Take Romeo and go hug the back now
00:27I'll be fine. Go on
00:30What the hell is the Swedish mafia here? We jammed him up in Panama. I guess they still got beef
00:35with us
00:39Run for the door. I'll cover. Ready? No
01:01Go go go
01:08Hey be a good boy okay?
01:13Where are they? Reloading
01:18Five
01:19Right there are six men
01:22Where the hell is number six?
01:24Ready?
01:25No no no no no
01:25What do you mean no?
01:27Put him down. I need something to fight with. What am I gonna fight?
01:29You forgot who's in charge here. I can run that way and I can remind you
01:35Behind you!
01:47Don't go
01:47Go
01:47Go
01:50Oh, shit.
02:27Oh, shit.
02:49I need to do something.
02:50No, no, Caudis, stay with me, please.
02:52You understand, this is my chance to be a hero.
02:55Justin Brockhardt may...
02:56Caudis, no, no!
02:58Caudis, no, no!
03:01Caudis, no, no!
03:26Caudis, no, no!
03:28Caudis, no, no!
03:33Caudis!
03:36Thanks.
03:43No need for this any longer.
03:52brilliant
04:02there must be a way of dropping some weights that we can ascend to the top
04:06yeah ascent weights but they can't be released without the computer system
04:10and that's down i tell you jim cameron is a smart guy he would not build a submersible
04:16without a fail safe system there must be a way for us to get to the top without power
04:20why are we stressing cameron's assistant said that if we don't resurface within eight hours
04:24it's time for help you don't listen in less than an hour the nuclear power plant is going
04:28to run a diagnostic reboot this is when gretta's virus can attack wipe the whole thing out i'm
04:35sorry no i'm not listening the music's too loud and the vibes are too good are you okay
04:42dame huh yeah i'm great i'm just gonna hit shakedown street before the set starts to get myself a
04:49special brownie you want it i think we're good all right i don't want to miss drums in space
04:55oh god the power outage must have shut down the system that regulates our levels of helium nitrogen
05:00and oxygen if that ratio is off it could mean we experience high pressure neurological syndrome
05:06which i think is why he thinks he's at a grateful dead concert and it is very likely affecting the
05:11both of us right now too
05:15are you sure i feel fine yeah pretty sure
05:25and what officer putt was the purpose of this i just missed tina let the record show
05:33that all of us admit that the lego head is super creepy but if that and dirty text is all
05:41you got
05:41why are we here to get to the truth now officer putt you made this thing because you were lonely
05:47now you've been lonely a great deal in your life haven't you now do you feel that your family history
05:52or lack thereof has affected your judgment i'm sorry i'm asking if the lack of familial love
05:58in your childhood made you susceptible to emotional manipulation i've counseled many patients who've
06:05lost their parents not once has it turned them against their country besides i know personally
06:11that the bruners and everyone on barry's team love him like family and that includes me
06:18now if you have any real questions we'll be answering them with a cadre of real attorneys
06:23no offense rue let's go
06:27boom you can't handle the ruth
06:37i served as cia since i was 20
06:41i've been shot at while hanging from a helicopter fought to the death in a turkish prison i even got
06:49blasted into space i did that to defend this country and its ideals i just fell in love with the
06:55wrong
06:56person
07:03the ascent weights are mounted to the hull by bolts that dissolve in seawater after 12
07:09hours i'm trying to find a way to drop the weights manually but it seems to be impossible
07:15are you okay
07:17yeah uh yeah i'm just trying to think straight there's got to be a way to speed up the dissolution
07:22of the bolts if fire takes an oxygen and puts out carbon dioxide is it alive
07:27that's it we use the fuel and the oxygen tank hoses to create an acetylene torch then we can melt
07:33the bolts through the hull and and the weights drop and we float up that is a brilliant idea
07:41wow are you all right dad dad are you okay okay
07:57what happened huh you hit your dome and ate the floor what take a seat sit down sit down
08:06oh baby what hey hold this hold this huh this is officer reese code 631-8512 we need clean up
08:12at my location asap we got six down six i only count five no in the kitchen
08:18there's no one in there mate what call you back are you okay i'm gonna be in the car all
08:24right
08:25pardon me i'd like to make a whimsical purchase please
08:32shit
08:35where the hell did he go
08:37take me to luke blown up
08:43no bollocks
08:44wait wait wait wait we got a runner
08:46son of a bitch
09:09oh shit
09:10his leg thing was beeping
09:13throw it
09:13throw it
09:21very good thank you you saved my life
09:24no one ever told you that you look like a young sigourney weaver
09:30all right now she likes him too
09:32let's record a socket head please
09:34the one that looks like a hollow cylinder
09:36you know what a damn socket head is dad
09:38yeah of course hey dain give me the lighter what's mine is yours compadre
09:44yeah we got it
09:45all right
09:46yeah
09:50rivets heat the rods that connect to the bolts
09:53hold the weights
09:55bolts get hot disintegrate weights fall off
09:58subs should rise
10:03this is working we're rising
10:05we'll be topside soon
10:06we'll call cody at guyland
10:08tell him to kill the diagnostic check
10:10gret is not winning this one
10:11yeah
10:13look at that beautiful you look with your hair
10:16my hair
10:18yeah
10:19you look adorable too
10:20so smiling
10:21and when you get excited
10:22it's funny because your arms go like this
10:29when you look at me
10:30what do you see
10:31a puppet
10:32how are you seeing me
10:33i see pig's tails
10:35and tandem jumper
10:36and always
10:38mad little girl
10:39well not always
10:40to be honest with you
10:43always
10:44dad
10:44i thought you were done looking at me like a little kid
10:49i'm sorry
10:50if i give you this impression
10:52i lied
10:53because
10:55i know that you've grown up
10:57but i still see the little girl who played dolls with me
10:59remember all the dolls you had
11:01you had like hundreds of dolls
11:02and every one
11:04of those dolls had a backstory
11:06and then he would quiz me
11:08he asked me very different questions
11:09if i got it wrong
11:11oh hell broke loose
11:12i tell you
11:13but i never turned it down
11:15because i knew
11:16that the day will come
11:17when you grow up
11:18and you will not invite me anymore
11:19to play with us dolls
11:21i would give anything
11:23to get to play dolls with you
11:25one more time
11:32i'm sorry schatzel
11:33if i
11:35if i always made you feel like
11:37you're the little girl
11:39i would i would die a little better
11:41i promise
11:49if cells are constantly dividing which makes their numbers multiply
11:53are they multiplying or are they dividing
11:55math
11:58i think i'm high
12:02security office lambert speaking
12:04this is cia officer lebrunner again
12:06do not run the daily diagnostic check
12:09if you do
12:09the virus is going to infect your system
12:12but hold on something's happening
12:14our coastal load center in seattle
12:16is in complete mechanical failure
12:17seattle
12:18that's where the kodiak island nuclear power is sent
12:21look i gotta go
12:22if the load center is down
12:23our nuclear output has nowhere to go
12:24we need to shut operations down now
12:26no no wait wait wait
12:27greta totally misdirected us
12:30her virus wasn't targeting the power plant
12:32she was targeting where the power was sent and distributed
12:34she knew she hit the coastal load center
12:36then kodiak island would be forced to shut itself down
12:38greta to
12:40us
12:40zero
12:42don't worry man there are plenty of other fish in the sea
12:45just next time don't go fishing in the baltic sea
12:47hey hey hey
12:48i need to talk to you three
12:50i think i made myself clear earlier
12:52you're gonna want to hear this
12:53ots went through tina's desktop laptop and phone
12:56we found encrypted communications between her and her handler
12:58michael volick
12:59that's our file on him
13:02they don't appear to have any association with dante chris
13:05other than russia's interest in happily watching a terrorist
13:08try to take down the u.s. power grid
13:10great she's not trying to destroy the world
13:12just me
13:14from what we've ascertained tina's parents emigrated to russia
13:16before she was born as a child she was part of a program that paid families in exchange
13:21to send children to state-run espionage school as a teen she was sent to the u.s. with a
13:25fabricated
13:25id and began a career that led her to the nsa and ultimately the cia i swear i had no
13:30idea about this sir
13:31we know that now among tina's communicators with volick she said that she had not turned you yet you have
13:36been reinstated
13:38there you go you're off the bench pal you feel better
13:41nothing can make me feel better
13:45well gred is already halfway to her goal to wipe out the grid
13:50knowing her is probably already on to her next move
13:53well then you guys should get out of here i'll wait for cameron's sub guy
13:55how are you gonna get home
13:57i'm the great dane i'll finagle a private jet or something
14:01we owe you one thanks great dane
14:04act on baby go save the world you guys are cool
14:11tonight was fun
14:14hey i actually ordered a whoa
14:30i wanted to look you in your eyes and tell you what you already know
14:35and i know that what we had was real
14:37the only reason you got caught is because you saved my life while i was up in space
14:42so that means that deep down
14:45something weird
14:46you care about me
14:49i invested a lot of time and energy into you barry
14:54if you died i would have had to start all over again with someone else
15:00so
15:02you don't love me anymore
15:05i never did
15:06it's gotta be good
15:09oh
15:09oh
15:10oh
15:10oh
15:14oh
15:15oh
15:16oh
15:26oh
15:29oh
15:40After strudel in kaisershmorn?
15:43Well, after everything you two have been through,
15:46I figured you deserve one of your favorite breakfasts.
15:48Mom, you didn't have to get up at 5.30 in the morning to make it.
15:51Oh, I couldn't relax until you came home anyway, sweetheart.
15:54I'm just glad you're safe.
15:56I love you.
15:59Coffee.
16:01What's going on?
16:02What do you mean?
16:04When we just recently broke up,
16:06and now all of a sudden you're serving me kaisershmorn and apfrischtrudel?
16:10I mean, look, I know you well enough,
16:12and I know you have a guilty conscience.
16:14Dad, please.
16:16She's allowed to make breakfast for her family.
16:18Right.
16:20What happened while we were gone?
16:23May I watch Franklin and Bash, please?
16:28What happened?
16:31I went to Romy's birthday party,
16:33and the Swedish mafia showed up and tried to kill us.
16:35There.
16:36I'm sorry.
16:37Romy?
16:37No, no, everyone's fine.
16:39Well, Carter hit his head.
16:40What were you thinking?
16:42I was thinking.
16:43I wanted to see my grandchild for the first time in months.
16:46I was thinking.
16:47I hate that your job,
16:49something I had no say in,
16:51is disrupting so many lives.
16:53People could have gotten killed because of you.
16:56That was a selfish move.
16:57Okay, Dad, easy.
16:59I know, I was there.
17:00I was terrified.
17:01Thank God for chips.
17:03What does he have to do with this?
17:04He risked his life to save mine.
17:11There you go.
17:12You don't have to do this, you know.
17:14No, I'm happy to help.
17:16Although, it would be much easier if my hands were unfettered.
17:21Look at this.
17:21So awkward.
17:22Nice try.
17:24Fine.
17:26But I do appreciate what you did for my mom.
17:29I mean, you could have died for a woman you hardly know.
17:31Oh, but I do know her.
17:33The put-upon wife of an international spy,
17:36yes, that was my mom.
17:37She passed when I was seven,
17:39but I never forgot the essence of my mother.
17:43She was a good woman.
17:45A good woman whose first and last priorities were her family
17:48and, well, Tali,
17:51her essence is the same as my mom's.
17:53It does sound like her.
17:55You know, before you and your father returned,
17:57while she was cooking,
17:59she brought me over a plate,
18:01shared a home-cooked meal with me, a family meal.
18:04I can't even remember the last time I had that.
18:06It's magical.
18:07We're very lucky.
18:08But you and your father were a family.
18:10I suppose.
18:11Look, Emma, I, um,
18:14I know I'm a bit of a nutter,
18:16but I more than fancy you,
18:17and, and, um,
18:19I just can't lie to you any longer.
18:22About what?
18:24About how my father passed.
18:28He died because of me.
18:30As we were completing our final operation,
18:32I took a bullet to the thigh.
18:34He refused to leave me behind,
18:36and we were under fire.
18:39He jumps on top of me,
18:40and he's, he's riddled with bullets.
18:43And as he's bleeding out,
18:45I'm just desperately trying to gather up
18:47the top-secret paperwork
18:48that needs to be transferred.
18:49You see, we obtained this valise
18:51that the lock had been shot off,
18:52and the contents had spilled out.
18:54We couldn't just leave it behind.
18:55Our government said it was of the utmost importance.
18:58Always complete the mission.
18:59Always complete the mission.
19:00I gathered everything,
19:03and that's when I saw they were photos.
19:07A member of parliament and his mistress.
19:09That's what cost my father his, his life.
19:12You know, covering up an affair, I mean, it's...
19:17He saw those snapshots in my hand
19:19as he was dying, and...
19:23Theo.
19:26That's when he knew it was all for nothing.
19:30I don't know why, I've just,
19:31I've never shared that with anyone before.
19:34But with you, I'm...
19:37I appreciate you listening, Emma Bruner.
19:40I do.
19:42Oh, yes, I have a...
19:45Here, hold on.
19:46A sign of my affection.
19:50How about that?
19:52May I?
19:57There you go.
19:59Fits beautifully.
20:00Now watch closely.
20:06Oh, wow.
20:08I got a great deal on it, okay?
20:10It was only like 500 tickets or something.
20:12Can I kiss you?
20:13Um, absolutely not.
20:15I didn't think so.
20:17But thank you for this.
20:19Wow.
20:19I do appreciate the gift.
20:24And, uh, uh, since we're done with the dishes,
20:26I should probably, um, get about an hour's sleep
20:30before everyone wakes up
20:31and this place gets really loud.
20:32Oh, I understand.
20:33So, rest up and, uh, you know,
20:36dream of me.
20:38Back to the radiator.
20:39Back to the radiator.
20:40I'll get him settled.
20:42Hey, Dad.
20:44Chasel.
20:45Better get some rest, okay?
20:47You too.
20:48Okay.
20:58Mm.
21:00Mm.
21:01That's the least I can do
21:03after what you've done for Tali.
21:04She and I may be through,
21:05but I don't ever want anything to happen to her.
21:08And what you did
21:10took character.
21:11Your thanks warms the cockles of my frosty heart.
21:14Oh, as long as you keep those cockles away from my daughter.
21:18So no salute for the weary?
21:20The adrenaline is still pumping through my body
21:22from the last mission.
21:23You know you actually exceed Greta's stories of you?
21:25Greta talked about me.
21:27She says she got all of her best moves from you.
21:28She's flattering me
21:29because the truth is
21:30it's the most brilliant operative
21:33that I've ever encountered.
21:34You know, Emma was hallucinating
21:37that they're on a submarine.
21:38That I am a puppet.
21:40I think that subconsciously
21:42she believes that I could be manipulated
21:45by someone like Greta.
21:46But Greta and I,
21:47we have a connection
21:48that Emma will never understand.
21:51I really believe that
21:52the only way I emotionally disconnected from Greta
21:55was because I believed she was dead.
21:57But now since we know that she's alive...
22:00Luke, I may have made a mistake.
22:03What mistake?
22:04Before you got back,
22:06Donnie left his laptop on the coffee table.
22:07When no one was looking,
22:09I sent an email to Greta
22:10explaining that you still had feelings for her.
22:12Why did you do that?
22:13I don't know.
22:15I just...
22:16It's...
22:16After spending time with your family
22:19and your team,
22:20there's just so much good out there.
22:22And I'd just rather be on the side of protecting it
22:24than destroying it.
22:25And I thought that the email
22:26would get her to abandon
22:27going through with Dante Crest's plan.
22:29And I thought if she knew
22:30that you two could be together again,
22:31she'd stop attacking the grid.
22:32You see, she's like me, Luke.
22:34She's only in this for the money.
22:36I don't think she really wants to see
22:37what happens when the power goes down.
22:39No, I certainly don't.
22:40Maybe I did once,
22:41but I certainly don't now.
22:42And if she believes that she has a future
22:44with her once-in-a-lifetime love,
22:46she might just abandon
22:47this whole Dante Crest endeavour.
22:49But...
22:52I'm not sure any of us
22:54have a future right now.
22:57Why?
22:57Because that's one of Greta's
22:58go-to mercenaries out there.
23:00I must have left the connection
23:01open on Donnie's laptop,
23:02and they obviously traced
23:03the signal back here.
23:05Reach!
23:06Reach!
23:10Six mile at the back.
23:12We're surrounded.
23:13They've stopped about 30 yards away.
23:14They don't seem to be coming any closer.
23:16Hey, what the hell's going on?
23:17Greta has a dozen guys,
23:19front and back, in position.
23:20What are they, vampires?
23:21They need to be invited in?
23:22Isn't this guy supposed to be in handcuffs?
23:24Three firearms per man.
23:25Sidearms, hit pieces, ankle bulges.
23:27How did they find us?
23:28I may have extended
23:30an electronic olive branch
23:32to Greta that turned out
23:33to be traceable.
23:34Not cool, man.
23:36Well, let's just focus
23:36on how to get out of this.
23:38What's a hubbub?
23:38We got some bad boys in the hood.
23:41Nope.
23:42Oh, no!
23:43Spot it!
23:43Oh, my God!
23:44Dick!
23:45Bad Donnie!
23:45Bad Donnie!
23:46The sergeant needs this space.
23:48What?
23:49We got a bunch of prudes.
23:51He likes to breathe
23:52salt and pepper pubes.
23:54Oh, jeez!
23:55Oh, no, no!
23:55I'm gonna get in touch with me
23:57to get some backup.
23:59My phone is not working.
24:01I don't have any signal either.
24:02Yeah, me neither.
24:03Email's out.
24:03And text.
24:04The sons of bitches jammed us.
24:06We have a landline?
24:13Greta!
24:14So that's her.
24:17So cool.
24:22So what's your game plan now?
24:23Rescue chips and kidnap me again?
24:25None of the above.
24:26I love you, you love me,
24:28but I need to finish this job.
24:29And you and your team
24:31have become Florence
24:32in my side.
24:33So for everyone's sake,
24:35I'm making sure
24:35that your safe house
24:36stays safe
24:37with soldiers of fortune
24:39from around the globe.
24:41The best Dante's money can buy.
24:43They've been instructed
24:44not to harm you
24:45unless anyone
24:46so much
24:46as sticks a toe outside.
24:50then it's shoot to kill.
24:52You make a move
24:53and that bit of bullets
24:54who chips his head.
24:55I don't mean it.
24:57Please do me the favor.
25:00He not only got himself abducted,
25:02but he hasn't even attempted
25:03to escape.
25:04He's either useless
25:05or compromised
25:06by something
25:07that's taken precedence
25:08over me.
25:09So just sit tight
25:11until my hired guns
25:13finish the job
25:14and take down the grit.
25:16Then you and I
25:17will ride off
25:18into the sunset
25:21like we should have done
25:22all those years ago.
25:27Cut it.
25:29Scheiße.
25:31Just got the line.
25:33Now we have no way
25:33to call for help.
25:35Actually, wait.
25:35I have a sat phone.
25:36From where?
25:37Well, nothing.
25:38It's just when we were
25:39fighting the Swedes,
25:39I pulled it from their car.
25:41And what did you find on it?
25:43Stuff.
25:43Shit, Alden.
25:44What the hell's wrong with you?
25:45Look, I was going to talk
25:46to Luke about it
25:47in private when he got back.
25:48We just haven't gotten
25:49around to it yet.
25:50I order you to tell me
25:51what was on it.
25:54Carter's comic was on it.
25:55Oh, God.
25:56An AI program
25:57the Swedes used
25:57to match locations
25:58drawn in it.
25:59Someone in their crew
26:00must read online comics
26:01and they stumbled across it.
26:03Carter, look, I'm sorry, man.
26:04I know we're not
26:05each other's biggest fan,
26:06but I didn't want it
26:07to go down this way.
26:08It's impossible.
26:09The only things I drew
26:10were stuff I could see
26:11outside my bedroom window,
26:12like a downtown office
26:13building or a church steeple.
26:14That's all AI needs.
26:15They cross-reference photos
26:16and maps
26:17and can pinpoint
26:18your general location.
26:19The Swedes must have
26:20come here
26:20and have been driving around
26:22for days just waiting
26:23to spot one of them.
26:24Clocked Halley
26:25and had their goons
26:26follow her right
26:26to the birthday party.
26:28Oh, my God.
26:29I'm so sorry.
26:30I'm sorry.
26:31It's not your fault.
26:32I could have gotten
26:32us all killed.
26:33Yes, it's definitely
26:34your fault,
26:35but having their phone
26:36actually might save us now.
26:37It's blocked.
26:38We can't make a call, right?
26:39But I bet there are
26:40more Swedes still in town.
26:41There is no way
26:42they sent all of their men
26:42on the one scouting party
26:44that found us.
26:44If we turn the sap phone
26:46back on...
26:46The rest of the Swedes
26:47will follow the GPS signal
26:49all the way to our doorstep.
26:50Greta or her soldiers
26:51see them.
26:52Think we call someone
26:52for help?
26:53They go after each other.
26:54Well, we make our escape.
26:55And then we all go out
26:55for spicy pudding.
27:05Pancakes without lingon, Barry.
27:07What's the point?
27:09It's on there's.
27:11What's going on
27:11at the pizza place?
27:13He says CIA cleaning crew
27:14is there.
27:15Our guys are dead.
27:16Their guys are gone.
27:19It's Sven's phone.
27:21It's back online.
27:22It's a new avatar.
27:24How do I make it bigger?
27:30Greta found us here
27:31because of me, right?
27:32So the least I can do
27:34is fight alongside you.
27:36He was armed
27:37in the pizza place, right?
27:38Did you try anything?
27:40Actually, no.
27:41He turned his weapon
27:42over to me.
27:43All right.
27:44I dig your cuff off.
27:45All right.
27:45But if you try anything,
27:47you're dead.
27:48Drop your pants.
27:53Oh, so it's fine
27:54when he does it?
27:58I spy with my little eye
28:00something red.
28:05Stop sign.
28:07I spy with my little eye
28:12something boxy.
28:20How the hell
28:21did they call me for backup?
28:22Luke always finds a way.
28:30Ready?
28:30Let's get to the SUV.
28:46Hey, Karen.
28:47To be a favor,
28:47I need my hands free.
28:49It's okay.
28:49It's okay.
28:51Let's go.
28:52Let's go.
28:53Got it.
28:54Go, go, go.
29:22One, two.
29:23Go, go, go, go.
29:26Go, go, go, go, go, go.
30:05Now, as civilians,
30:06you might be feeling
30:07a little vulnerable
30:08having lost your safe house.
30:09More than a little.
30:10Now, don't worry.
30:11You're going to be safe in here
30:13until we get our new accommodations.
30:14In the meantime,
30:15I get you all
30:16limited access
30:17inside the building.
30:18Here.
30:19for the gym,
30:20the museum,
30:22commissary,
30:24and, of course,
30:25the gift shop.
30:26Yeah.
30:26Yeah, thank you.
30:30Holy shit!
30:32Whoa.
30:33Are those us?
30:34Yeah,
30:35they arrived yesterday
30:36today to augment your therapy.
30:38Hmm.
30:41Hello,
30:42handsome.
30:44Uh, just out of curiosity,
30:46what are we doing
30:47with Dr. No Thanks?
30:48Hmm?
30:50It's a magnetic vest.
30:51Auden,
30:52you check with OTAs
30:53and see how far along
30:53they are with cracking
30:54that Blackberry.
30:55Take chips with you.
30:56What do I do
30:57with, uh, Piggy Boy?
30:58Carter will look
30:59after him.
30:59Copy that.
31:01Okay, there you go.
31:03So he likes
31:04squashing carrots at noon,
31:05a snack of broccoli at four,
31:07he always naps
31:07after he eats,
31:08he prefers to fall asleep
31:09to Smokey Robinson,
31:10he's afraid of vacuums,
31:11and I swear to God,
31:12if there's a scratch
31:13on a hair
31:14on his chinny-chin-chin,
31:15it's your ass.
31:16So I'm a pig sitter now?
31:19And Emma and I
31:20will talk to
31:20greatest muscle,
31:21squeeze everything
31:22out of him
31:22that he knows.
31:23All right, everybody?
31:24Let's get going.
31:25Come on.
31:25All right.
31:26So,
31:27what should we do first?
31:28I'm good.
31:32Tally,
31:33after this morning's
31:33excitement,
31:34perhaps a little walk
31:35might make you feel better.
31:36Yes, please.
31:37Let's do it.
31:52It's a nice shine
31:53that you got there, Dita.
31:56Unless you want
31:56a matching set,
31:57I suggest you
31:58tell us everything
31:58you know about
31:59Greta's plan.
32:01Eat shit.
32:02Now, that's not
32:03very nice, Dita.
32:04We're here
32:05to try to help you.
32:06I've been waterboarded
32:07and survived
32:08Chinese water torture.
32:09You can't break me.
32:11Oh, we're not
32:11going to break you.
32:13We're going to call
32:14our friend,
32:14Norm Carlson.
32:15Norm.
32:16Greta went to a
32:17DARPA facility
32:18in Kansas.
32:19Why?
32:20I'm just hired muscle.
32:21She doesn't share
32:21any specifics.
32:22Okay, contacts,
32:25Carlson, Norm.
32:26Okay, wait.
32:27She said you needed
32:27to borrow something
32:28from your government.
32:29What?
32:30I don't know.
32:30But there's stuff
32:31that is instrumental
32:31to her plan.
32:33And if she wants
32:34something,
32:35she can't be stopped.
32:36You should know.
32:38You're the one
32:38who has all been
32:39hotsy-totsy with her.
32:42Hotsy-totsy?
32:43He's a liar.
32:44I'm not lying.
32:45I don't want Norm Carlson
32:46anywhere near my slacks.
32:48I think we got
32:49everything out of him
32:50we needed.
32:51Can rally the troops
32:53briefing in town.
32:58How hotsy-totsy.
33:10Director Reed,
33:11may I speak
33:11with you a moment?
33:19Well, we just
33:20learned from Dieter
33:21Greta hit a DARPA
33:22facility in Kansas.
33:23Well, DARPA spots
33:24are practically invisible.
33:25Like, how the hell
33:26could she pull that off?
33:27Because it's
33:27Greta Nelson.
33:29Sorry, I'm late.
33:30DOD has confirmed
33:31that there is
33:32a secret DARPA
33:33facility in
33:34Ulysses, Kansas.
33:35That's not too far
33:36from the hydroelectric
33:37dam that Greta
33:37needs to take down.
33:39The military is there
33:39and so far
33:40they're fine.
33:40DARPA's got
33:41all kinds of weapons
33:42and gadgets,
33:42experimental and otherwise.
33:44Scares me to think
33:45what she could've
33:45taken from there.
33:47Let's read.
33:48Yes, sir.
33:50Understand.
33:52Well, one thing
33:53we know that you took,
33:54which is an AWC,
33:56an atmospheric
33:57water can,
33:58what the heck
33:58is that?
33:59It's like a bazooka gun
34:00that sucks air in,
34:02pulls out all
34:02the humidity
34:03and then shoots water
34:04out the other end
34:05at super high pressure.
34:06Like when you have
34:07Derry?
34:07Yep.
34:08Let me guess.
34:09They hooked
34:09the water bazooka
34:10up to the Sun Tower
34:11subterranean molten
34:12salt exchange
34:13and it exploded.
34:15Their power plant's
34:16down.
34:16The National
34:17got surrounded it.
34:18She must have
34:18made her team
34:19drill underneath.
34:20Bottom line is,
34:21Greta's down
34:22to the dam.
34:23She takes that out,
34:23the whole grid
34:24goes with it.
34:24And whatever else
34:25she takes from DARPA
34:26is going to tell us
34:27exactly how she plans
34:28to attack that dam.
34:29Rue and Emma,
34:30you both go to Kansas,
34:31find out everything
34:32that you can at DARPA.
34:33Why?
34:33Boo.
34:34Very simple,
34:35because you both
34:35have proven to work
34:36very efficiently
34:37to get under pressure.
34:38Alton, Chips,
34:39and I, we're going to
34:40visit the dam.
34:41Actually, I just got
34:41an update from OTS.
34:43The Blackberry
34:43was a fresh burner.
34:45Nothing on it
34:45other than emails,
34:46but they confirmed
34:47that the Hitmen
34:48were hired by Kress
34:48to take out Bashir,
34:49the Builder,
34:50before he talked to us.
34:51What's interesting
34:51is the emails
34:52are in this distinct,
34:54rare Sardinian dialect.
34:55So if we find
34:56the Hitmen's handlers,
34:57we're one link
34:57in the chain closer
34:58to finding Kress.
34:59And I know just
35:00the little Italian informant
35:01who's going to get us there.
35:03Nonna.
35:04That Nonna makes
35:04me uncomfortable.
35:05She's kind of always
35:08horny.
35:08Barry, you're there
35:09in the sky.
35:10And Chips and I,
35:11we're going to go
35:11and visit the dam
35:12in Colorado.
35:22Whoa.
35:23Come again?
35:24He was busy
35:24doodling Garfield.
35:25Plan C.
35:26Chips, you're coming
35:27with me,
35:27so you better gear up.
35:28Okay, we're going
35:29to take the planes.
35:30It's going to take us
35:30a few hours to get
35:31to the dam
35:31and to Tarpa.
35:32So let's get going.
35:33Come on.
35:37Hey.
35:39You sure you're
35:40going to be okay here?
35:40One floor below
35:41she who shall not
35:42be named?
35:43I think so.
35:45I don't know.
35:46Look, man,
35:47I know what it's like
35:48to be in close quarters
35:49with a woman you
35:49still feel for
35:50that doesn't feel
35:51the same.
35:54Emma.
35:54Yeah, I'm still
35:55crazy about her, man.
35:56No, um,
35:57I mean,
35:59Emma.
36:03Shit.
36:04I'm sorry,
36:05I just came back
36:05from my phone.
36:07I can't really
36:09talk about this
36:09right now
36:10because of Greta.
36:12Well, I don't want
36:12to talk about it ever.
36:13I'm going to go
36:14save America.
36:15Okay.
36:16Shit.
36:17I mean,
36:18I've known about
36:18his and Emma's
36:19real job
36:20for a few months now,
36:21but to actually
36:22be in the building
36:23where they work...
36:25That's a lot
36:26to process.
36:26I'll teach you
36:27some breathing exercises
36:28later that might help.
36:30You know what?
36:31I'm just going to
36:31use the restroom.
36:32If you don't mind,
36:33I'll meet you back
36:33at your office.
36:34Sounds good.
36:34I'm going to go find
36:36some sugar-free snacks
36:37for everyone.
36:39Remember,
36:40breathe.
36:41Okay.
36:48Don't you run off now,
36:50comrade.
36:51I'll be back in five.
37:07What do you want?
37:08When he was eight,
37:09Barry lost his parents
37:10in a car accident.
37:12At nine,
37:12his aunt got sick
37:14and couldn't care
37:15for him anymore.
37:16By 15,
37:17he had gone through
37:17half a dozen foster homes.
37:1916,
37:19he ran away
37:20from an orphanage
37:21because they made him
37:22sleep in the basement.
37:23At 21,
37:24he became
37:25Luke's handler
37:26and part of our family.
37:29He has a caring,
37:31loving heart
37:32and you toyed with it.
37:33It's a spy game.
37:35If he can't handle it,
37:36they're hiring
37:36at the post office.
37:41You don't fuck
37:42with one of my kids.
37:45Stronsita.
37:51The woman I love
37:52is off saving the world.
37:53What am I doing?
37:54I'm sitting here
37:55babysitting swine.
37:56Hello up, man.
37:57Tally and Dr. Pepsi
37:58will be back soon
37:59with snacks,
38:00so we just get
38:01to sit here,
38:02chill,
38:03and do puppet shit.
38:05You care too much.
38:06I don't think
38:07you care enough
38:08about anything.
38:09Donnie,
38:09not too long ago
38:10you were a successful
38:10accountant,
38:11the nice suit,
38:12and now you reek
38:12of body odor
38:13and grain alcohol.
38:14You spend all day
38:15watching Franklin and Bash
38:17with a pig.
38:17Like, how are you
38:18okay with this?
38:19Because when your heart's
38:20been crushed,
38:21you see how meaningless
38:22it all is.
38:23Great.
38:23You're another nihilist.
38:25Dante Cress Jr.
38:26Who's Dante Cress?
38:27Holy shit.
38:28Are you kidding me?
38:30The guy that's trying
38:31to destroy the world
38:31is the guy
38:32that everyone
38:32in the house
38:33has been talking
38:34about for days.
38:36How long
38:37has that door been opened?
38:38I don't know.
38:39The pig.
38:40Donnie,
38:40the pig got out.
38:41If we lose it,
38:42Alden will kill us.
38:43Which one's Alden?
38:44Oh, holy fuck.
38:45Just come on.
38:55Okay, before I leave,
38:56I want to talk belly rubs.
38:59What the hell?
39:02Hey, little bunny.
39:03Did dumb Uncle Carter
39:04and drunk Uncle Donnie
39:05forget you already?
39:06What a bunch of idiots.
39:08All right,
39:08well, do you just want
39:09to go on a mission
39:09with Daddy, huh?
39:11Go extract some intel
39:12from an asset?
39:13Okay, after you.
39:21We really have no idea
39:22how she got in.
39:23When we checked the bin
39:24for the water cannon,
39:25it was full of bricks.
39:27Bricks?
39:27Yeah, the whole warehouse
39:29is weight censored.
39:30We get a reading
39:30every half hour.
39:31If it's so much
39:32as a pound off,
39:33then we know
39:33that something's been taken,
39:34so clearly she was careful
39:35to replace the weight
39:36that she took.
39:37I notice there's, uh,
39:38there are no guards outside.
39:40Yeah, that's the irony
39:41of the more clandestine sites.
39:43If we don't want enemies
39:44at the state
39:44to know where we are,
39:45we have to be inconspicuous.
39:46If we had a bunch of security,
39:47we would stand out.
39:49Some DARPA sites
39:50have less personnel
39:51than a Home Depot.
39:52This is by design.
39:54Security footage?
39:55All clear,
39:55except for a three-minute glitch.
39:57Uh, what glitch?
39:58No, we had a brief
39:59power outage,
40:00but there's no way
40:01that anyone could have
40:01gotten in here,
40:02robbed us,
40:03and gotten out
40:03in three minutes.
40:04You don't know Greta.
40:05Okay, well,
40:06you don't know our warehouse.
40:18Yeah, maybe it would take
40:19longer than three minutes
40:20to find it.
40:24Is that the only fire exit?
40:25Uh, there's one
40:26in the southwest corner.
40:27That leads to a fenced-in lot.
40:29This one leads
40:29to the side street.
40:31Then she came through here.
40:32She wouldn't try
40:33to pull this off
40:34if she hadn't already
40:34paid some teenage hacker
40:36six figures
40:37to get into
40:37your inventory system.
40:39She knew exactly
40:40where she was going.
40:41That's why she only
40:41needed three minutes.
40:42Where was the water cannon?
40:44Over here.
41:04That was only 10 seconds
41:06out of five
41:07because she was
41:07carrying bricks.
41:08What are you doing?
41:09Math.
41:10No more than 30 seconds
41:11to open a container,
41:12replace its contents,
41:14and put it back
41:14where it was.
41:15That's down to 135 seconds
41:18left before she's
41:19out of here.
41:20I'd say she's 5'9",
41:22so she's got about
41:2330-inch gams
41:24moving at a clip
41:28of...
41:28here.
41:33Whoa, what do you
41:33think you're doing?
41:34I'm going to dig
41:35through your shit
41:35to find out
41:36what the hell
41:36Greta snatched up
41:37right from under your nose.
41:38We have devices
41:39and weaponry in here
41:40which are completely
41:41experimental,
41:42some of which
41:42are extremely dangerous.
41:43If you think you're
41:44just going to rummage
41:45around this place
41:45like it's a bargain bin
41:46at a Walmart,
41:47you are very mistaken.
41:48No, you're not touching
41:49anything without
41:50a court order.
41:52You listen very carefully.
41:54If you take one step
41:55to leave or make
41:55a single move
41:56for that phone,
41:57I will break
41:58exactly four bones
41:59in your body.
42:00I'm not going to tell
42:00you which ones.
42:01I want it to be a surprise.
42:02But the last one
42:03will make it impossible
42:04for you to shit straight.
42:07Hey,
42:08look me deep in my eyes.
42:10Ask yourself,
42:12is this woman serious?
42:19Hamsteak!
42:21Hamsteak!
42:22He could be anywhere.
42:23Who cares?
42:24We're finally out!
42:26It's Rum Springer, baby!
42:28Complete freedom!
42:30Don't do that thing
42:30with your arms.
42:31We're supposed to lay low.
42:32Someone might recognize us.
42:33Who?
42:34One of Borough's buddies?
42:35They want the spies,
42:36not us.
42:37No, they will hurt us
42:38to get to the spies.
42:39We're all in a safe house
42:41together for a reason,
42:42remember?
42:42Oh, my God.
42:43What are you doing?
42:43We're in public.
42:44What kind of animal
42:45pisses outside?
42:47All of them.
42:48Fair, but...
42:49You know,
42:50we passed a gas station
42:51a block ago.
42:51I didn't have to go then.
42:53Ah!
42:54Broken flies
42:55always catching my nads.
42:57Ah, yeah.
42:59We should only have one ball.
43:01You know,
43:02like the size of a cutie.
43:03Ah,
43:04like the little oranges
43:06kids get after soccer games.
43:07Will you please
43:07stop talking about this?
43:09We need to find that pig
43:10before it gets hurt.
43:11If I screw this up
43:12after the comic book thing,
43:13that'll be one more reason
43:14for Emma
43:15to think that I am
43:16utterly useless.
43:17What did I tell you?
43:17Don't care so much.
43:19You get no shot with Emma,
43:20believe me,
43:21especially with that
43:21special agent around
43:22with the washboard abs.
43:24Have you seen
43:24that guy
43:25in the shower?
43:28No.
43:30I have.
43:33What the fuck?
43:35Yeah,
43:35I just got the call.
43:37Little hog
43:37just came in the back.
43:39I'm gonna go check it out.
43:39Little hog?
43:41Hamstick's a little hog?
43:42It's in the back room.
43:44Well,
43:45let's go get him.
43:53Hey, guys.
43:54Sorry to bother you.
43:56I think you guys
43:56might have something
43:57that belongs to us.
44:00You're the buyers?
44:00It's not yours
44:01until you show us the money.
44:02Oh, my God.
44:04I think there's been
44:05some confusion.
44:06We are just looking
44:07for our pig.
44:09Your pig?
44:09Yeah.
44:10You mean hog.
44:11Okay.
44:11I don't give out
44:12PCP for free, asshole.
44:14It's like I said,
44:15put the money down
44:17and it's yours.
44:18Oh, boy.
44:20I believe
44:20it's customary
44:22to get the first taste free.
44:23Got to know
44:24what we're buying here, gents.
44:26Fuck.
44:27Who the hell
44:28are these pricks?
44:28The buyers.
44:29My buyers are Samoan.
44:31Shit.
44:32Yeah, I'm Samoan.
44:33I'm not actually Samoan.
44:34I'm culturally Samoan.
44:36I was adopted by Samoans.
44:38Ethnically,
44:39I think I'm Dutch,
44:40if anything.
44:40I think I haven't done
44:42the Ancestry.com.
44:44Bad move, guys.
44:45CIA, we're taking the drugs.
44:47Hand over the drugs.
44:48What are you doing?
44:51No bricks.
44:52You sure this is the area
44:53she took from?
44:54Don't question my math.
44:58What the hell is this?
45:00Uh, you are going
45:02to want to put that down
45:03unless you want to lose
45:04the ability to speak
45:05for a few days.
45:08I'm just wondering
45:09if maybe she only
45:10took a water cannon?
45:12Greta didn't turn off
45:14your power and break
45:15into a supervillain's
45:16wet dream to only walk
45:17away with one item.
45:19Not when she had
45:20two power plants
45:21to destroy.
45:23Brace!
45:25Run the inventory number
45:26and find out
45:27what the hell
45:27was in this box.
45:30Nice work.
45:31I know my way around
45:32the box.
45:35Don't really know
45:35why you want to look
45:36up here.
45:37If you want to take
45:37down a dam,
45:38you attack its base.
45:39And you saw the
45:40military personnel down
45:42there.
45:42There's no way
45:43she could get to it.
45:44Well, that's what we
45:44thought at Litchfield
45:45and Kodiak.
45:46We can't underestimate
45:47Greta.
45:48Hey, up ahead.
45:57It's a patrol, Captain.
45:58Yeah, it's gone.
46:03That's one hell
46:04of a booger.
46:05It's not a booger.
46:07It's a quick
46:07hardening foam.
46:08MRO.
46:09We found the patrol,
46:10Captain.
46:10A fixated and
46:11expanding foam
46:12made from visc
46:13elastic.
46:14The military designed
46:15that as a non-lethal
46:16incapacitator to stop
46:17suicide bombers.
46:18How does this connect
46:19with the Elrod?
46:20What the hell is the Elrod?
46:21It's a long-range
46:22acoustic device.
46:23It's like a soundwave gun
46:24Greta stole one from DARPA.
46:25What could you possibly do
46:27with an acoustic device
46:28at the dam?
46:28That, I can explain.
46:30The viscoelastic foam
46:31found in that guy's nose,
46:32that stuff expands
46:33rapidly to get in
46:34kinetic energy
46:35and to absorb impact.
46:36But underwater,
46:37it won't work.
46:37It doesn't expand.
46:39But if you had
46:40an Elrod?
46:40If they dump the foam
46:41into the dam's works,
46:42it can harden
46:43with targeted
46:44acoustic vibrations.
46:45The foam hardens
46:46in the turbines.
46:47The turbines stop spinning.
46:48The dam stops
46:49generating power.
46:51And there goes
46:51the final point
46:52of vulnerability.
46:53And we're back
46:53to the Dark Ages
46:56that are leaving.
46:57Dark Ages
46:59You
47:25can't
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