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00:02What a hell of a soul. Thank you for letting us be ourselves. So don't mind me if I repeat
00:08myself. These simple lines be good for your health. Keep them trying where I'm going to show. Live my life
00:14like I just don't care. The lie that I believe is never scared. Raise the noise at the moment they
00:19fear. Get up, shut up, you're not here. Get up, throw your hands in the air. Get up, get up,
00:26get up.
00:38Put on your Easter bonnet, make room for chocolate and cross your hot buns. It's Friday, we're live and it's
00:43time for the last leg.
00:46Tonight on the show, we'll hold space for the Artemis Moon mission, set the record straight about Iran and kick
00:54off our excitement at the upcoming World Cup.
00:57Plus we'll be joined by comedian Josh Pugh, TV legend Lorraine Kelly and online football sensation Steve Bracknell.
01:04On the show that likes to let you know what's really behind the news.
01:17G'day, I'm Adam Hills. Welcome to The Last Leg.
01:21The last Leg, the show that heard Marmite is going to be sold to an American company and thought some
01:25people will hate that deal but others will probably like it.
01:28With me as always with the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe and the man who's surprising his kids this Sunday
01:32with an Easter leg hunt.
01:36Alex Brooker.
01:44Loads of news to cover tonight. I want to start with the news that we got this week from Carolyn
01:48who said,
01:48Is it okay that Josh likes to keep socks down his trousers?
01:54Caroline, of course, an ex-girlfriend.
01:58Sorry?
01:59Do you want to explain what you said?
02:00Oh yeah, sorry. Yeah, I didn't hear what, I was laughing at a joke, I didn't hear what you said.
02:03Oh, the amount of times I've heard that.
02:05Um, so, uh, this week, um, I was coming back from a tour show.
02:10Yep.
02:10Uh, the usual way I kind of de-stress after tour shows, I sit in the back of the car
02:14and I have a bowl of shreddies.
02:17Um, from a Tupperware box.
02:21You, you are rock and roll.
02:24Yeah, Jerry Seinfeld calledy once he's a lifestyle bear.
02:27And then I, I put my hand on my leg and I was like, that feels thick, that, um, no,
02:32come on.
02:34Oh, that's a shame.
02:36The family show.
02:37The material.
02:38And then I was like, there's something there.
02:40And I put my hand, because obviously normally you'd go up, but I was like, it's too, so I put
02:45my, I, I'll, I'll be honest, I did my flies, Adam.
02:47Right.
02:48Yeah.
02:48And I put my hand in and I pulled out a sock.
02:52Like that.
02:54It, it didn't bounce with that amount of, uh, the driver must have looked in his rear view mirror and
02:59thought, fuck me, he's enjoying them shreddies.
03:03Or he thought he takes his socks off in a weird way.
03:07So I, I'd gone my whole day.
03:09Yeah.
03:10I'd been with my family in the day and then I'd done the whole gig with a sock in the
03:13gusset of my trousers.
03:15That I hadn't known was there.
03:17Did, you didn't need the word gusset, did you?
03:18No, I didn't really.
03:20I saw you flinch.
03:23I always put my face in it then, it's been down my trousers.
03:26I love that you're going, oh, it was purely an accident there was a sock down my trousers.
03:31It seemed to be an aubergine down there.
03:33It wasn't like a rolled up football sock, it was like just a normal sock.
03:37Well, look, we, we talked about this during the week and knowing this, I've got you an end of series
03:40present.
03:41It's just there to your right.
03:42If you'd like to open it up, it's a pair of googly eyes that you can stick on.
03:46Oh, that's nice.
03:47Turn it into a character.
03:48So let's, let me stick these on.
03:49Yep.
03:50Where do I stick this, so if I was to stick one there.
03:52What, what's my end of series present?
03:54Oh, I've got you some googly fingers.
04:04So I just do it like this.
04:08Oh, look, there you go.
04:10Hello.
04:11Oh, amazing.
04:12That is actually, that, do you know what?
04:15Hello.
04:16What was it like in Josh's pants?
04:19I don't kiss and tell.
04:22How was this gig?
04:24Do you know what?
04:25He absolutely smashed it.
04:27And if you do want to go to Good Night Out, he's still on tour.
04:32And let me be clear, there is tickets available in Griffith.
04:35Did he treat you well down there?
04:38Yes, I, do you know what?
04:41Why have you got such a weird voice?
04:45Which one of us is that too?
04:48I feel like Kermit's getting a seat and desist letter out.
04:52All right, let's move on with the show.
04:54Before we move on, I don't normally say this, but I do need to do up my flies.
04:59So let's carry on, Hilsie.
05:01Okay, we are live, so send us any questions you want to ask us about the news.
05:06Sorry.
05:07I just pretended to catch my foreskin, sorry.
05:10Imagine after I was finally the bit of his body he lost.
05:16Message us on Instagram, the hashtags, is it okay?
05:19WhatsApp, the numbers, 07956175908.
05:22Or scan the QR code on the screen.
05:23For example, Ree said, is it okay that someone has made a break for it with 12 tonnes of Kit
05:28Kats?
05:28Yes, more than 400,000 Kit Kats went missing this week
05:32when a truck carrying the new range set off from central Italy
05:35but never reached its final destination in Poland.
05:38The brand issued a statement saying it's not a stunt
05:40and asked consumers to scan barcodes to help them find the stolen chocolate.
05:46I mean, I don't know how that's going to help.
05:47Most thieves will have melted them down by now.
05:51Can I say how nice it is to do a story about missing fingers on this show
05:55and it's not to do with me?
06:01News of the high sparked an online race.
06:03Other companies issued their own statements like this cheeky post from Domino's
06:06said we would like to share our thoughts and condolences with Kit Kat
06:09following their recent sad news.
06:11On a completely unrelated note, we're pleased to announce
06:13we'll now be selling a new Kit Kat pizza.
06:17Yes?
06:19You know how they can find the thieves, don't you?
06:22Just get a bounty hunter, huh?
06:26Lovely.
06:27Lovely.
06:28You know what?
06:31That is not my kind of humour.
06:37Unsurprisingly, Domino's started a chain reaction
06:38that led to this amusing post from Ryanair.
06:44I've got a lot of questions about that.
06:45Firstly, why has the plane taken a bite out of one end of the Kit Kat
06:48then put the other end in its mouth?
06:51And also, why are there five fingers?
06:54Which is a question we often ask on this show.
06:57Alright, let's get into the big story now.
06:59As fuel prices continue to rise, stock markets continue to fall,
07:02Catherine said,
07:06Yes, it is.
07:07We all need something different and happier
07:09to lighten the world at the moment.
07:10Yes, Catherine!
07:11The American government proved they can do something right this week
07:14as NASA launched a mission to the moon.
07:17The first time they did this was in 1968
07:19when America led an ill-advised war in Vietnam
07:22which had no exit strategy
07:23and ultimately made a mess of the region.
07:26Thankfully, this time things are different.
07:29The ten-day mission will take astronauts around the moon
07:32as they look for a location to build a potential base
07:34from which to explore Mars.
07:36Not so much a place in the sun
07:37as a place on the dark side of the moon.
07:39I stayed up and watched this.
07:41I was so excited about it on Wednesday night.
07:43Did you guys watch it?
07:44Well, you remember the first one, of course.
07:48Sorry, sorry.
07:50So close, but not quite.
07:53No, I didn't.
07:54Did you watch it?
07:55I think it's bad at how jaded I am
07:59and how jaded we are as a generation.
08:01Yeah.
08:03In 1969, was it, people stayed up and watched it?
08:05Yeah.
08:06And I watched it the next day on my phone
08:10while having a piss.
08:13I watched it.
08:14I watched it on my phone.
08:15Well, what I love most is the next thing
08:17it took me to on the algorithm
08:18was just more dash cam footage.
08:21It's everyone's going to go from that
08:22to someone having a rocket cut them up.
08:24What I love most about this story
08:26is it's Easter weekend
08:28and it's quicker and easier
08:30for those astronauts to go round the moon
08:32and back than what it is to get a train
08:34from London to Manchester Piccadilly.
08:42And look, there's a lot to be cynical about
08:43in the world right now,
08:44but it's nice to know the launch of a rocket
08:45can still reduce a professional journalist
08:47to tears of joy.
08:49Here's the incredible moment
08:50the BBC's science editor, Rebecca Murrell,
08:52was blown away by the launch
08:54almost literally.
08:56Oh, my goodness.
08:58Oh.
09:02Wow.
09:04Oh, my goodness.
09:06That is spectacular.
09:08It's not just what you see
09:10and you hear as the rocket nips off.
09:13You can actually feel the force of it
09:15through your body.
09:16This is the most powerful rocket
09:19that NASA has ever built.
09:25Amazing.
09:25That is amazing.
09:26It is amazing.
09:27That's what I was like
09:28when I saw the Backstreet Boys in Vegas.
09:33I mean, a British reporter
09:34hasn't been that excited
09:35by a piece of machinery
09:36since this energetic clip.
09:40Holy shit.
09:46Oh, my God.
09:51That's like you
09:52when you open your Tupperware box
09:53and shredding.
09:55There's one of them
09:55standing under the rocket blast
09:57that's actually quite distressing.
10:00Look, some of the stats
10:01around this launch are incredible.
10:02The rocket, known as Artemis II,
10:04was the same height as Big Ben.
10:06The core stage of liftoff
10:08burnt through 2.8 million litres of propellant
10:10and it will end up travelling
10:11the furthest from Earth
10:12that any human has ever been.
10:14I read that, but also
10:16basically in what NASA
10:17kind of the way they've explained
10:18the route it's taken is
10:19they basically said
10:20it's going to take
10:21a similar trajectory
10:22as Apollo 13.
10:24It's like, don't use that
10:25as the example.
10:27Just down to the astronauts.
10:29Well, the good news is
10:29Tom Hanks has already
10:30signed up to play you.
10:33It's going to land
10:34in a similar place
10:35to the Titanic, I think.
10:39And look, credit where credit
10:40is due.
10:40When Donald Trump
10:41came into office
10:42he signed an executive order
10:43calling for Americans
10:44to return to the moon
10:45by the end of 2028.
10:46So it must be kind of
10:47conflicting for the US president
10:48because on the one hand
10:49America is exploring space again
10:51but it's also
10:52the most diverse NASA crew
10:53to ever leave Earth's orbit.
10:55It features the first woman
10:57and the first person of colour
10:58to travel to the moon.
11:00Now that I say that
11:01it sounds like
11:01it might be a trap.
11:03You know what I mean?
11:04Considering the third
11:05astronaut's Canadian
11:06if the Force One's trans
11:07this might be
11:07the most elaborate
11:08deportation ever.
11:12What's tricky for NASA
11:13is that due to Trump's
11:14ban on mentioning diversity
11:15they can't make a big deal
11:17about the first person of colour
11:18or the first woman
11:19to fly to the moon.
11:20They have to call them
11:21the first person
11:22who's allowed
11:22to fist bump Obama
11:24and the first person
11:25who never likes
11:25the temperature of any room.
11:28When's the first sock
11:29going to the moon?
11:33Are we liking this character
11:34or is it running?
11:35No, no, no, no.
11:37Keep it on.
11:39Every now and again
11:40I see something
11:41that makes me glad
11:41I don't have big hands
11:42and this is...
11:47The ultimate indignity
11:48for a government
11:49that's critical of inclusion
11:50is that the area
11:51between the Earth's orbit
11:52and the moon
11:52is called cislunar space
11:54and the operation
11:55they pulled off last night
11:56was called
11:56a translunar injection.
11:59I mean the only thing
12:00that would make it worse
12:01is if they were travelling
12:02in the starship
12:02they them to prize.
12:05And not only is there
12:06an African-American man
12:07on board
12:07Victor Glover
12:08is the pilot.
12:10Look, it says a lot
12:10about the state of America
12:11that it's the only journey
12:12he can make
12:13without the risk
12:13of being pulled over.
12:18By the way
12:19Victor Glover's call sign
12:20is Ike
12:20I-K-E
12:21which stands for
12:22I Know Everything
12:22but does he know
12:23he's an embarrassing dad
12:25because this gorgeous
12:26family photo
12:26is giving cringe.
12:30That's actually
12:31his living room
12:32and what he's done
12:33is he's just been
12:33wearing the suit
12:34since he got the job
12:35that's why
12:35I like to think
12:36he's just been in the house
12:37just going
12:39and he's just
12:40it's like
12:40come on Victor
12:41you're making the kids
12:42late for school
12:42it looks like
12:44he's the only one
12:45who remembered
12:45World Book Day
12:51not often you can
12:52create history
12:52and be a full kit wanker
12:54and look
12:55they are creating history
12:56I genuinely got chills
12:58when this emotional
12:59final send off
12:59was given to the astronauts
13:01on this historic mission
13:03you take with you
13:05the heart of this
13:06Artemis team
13:07the daring spirit
13:09of the American people
13:10and our partners
13:12across the globe
13:13and the hopes and dreams
13:15of a new generation
13:16good luck
13:18Godspeed Artemis 2
13:20let's go
13:23it's fine
13:24but they never have
13:25any banter
13:27that's what I always think
13:27they're always trying
13:28to talk as if
13:29it's going to go on
13:29like some sort of
13:30monument or something
13:31where I think
13:32they just don't have
13:32any workplace banter
13:34like I'd love to hear
13:34just imagine doing
13:35the count like
13:36five
13:37four
13:37fuck what's that bit of
13:38metal that's falling
13:39off the top
13:39three
13:40two
13:41there's no
13:42coming out of the top
13:42only fucking about
13:43if you're one
13:43have a good one guys
13:46this was the emotive
13:48moment when each of
13:48the astronauts gave
13:49their final words
13:51thank you Charlie
13:52this is Victor
13:53we are going
13:54for our families
13:57MS1
13:58this is Christina
13:59we are going
14:00for our teammates
14:02MS2
14:03this is Jeremy
14:04we are going
14:06for all humanity
14:08that's lovely
14:09but you reckon
14:09the first two
14:10were like
14:10oh give it a rest
14:11Jeremy
14:13family teammates
14:14you don't have to
14:14bring humanity
14:15into war
14:16ooh look at me
14:17I'm doing this
14:18for humanity
14:20we have to spend
14:21ten days with this
14:21prick
14:22I'm going to start
14:23doing that
14:23when I'm at work
14:24just go
14:25I'm doing blankety
14:26blank for humanity
14:28I'm doing that
14:29for humanity
14:31I just think
14:31he's not doing it
14:32for humanity
14:33is he
14:33he's not doing it
14:34for me
14:34if you want to do
14:35something for humanity
14:36get McDonald's
14:37to bring back
14:37the McRib
14:40the crew will be
14:41in a cramped space
14:42the size of two
14:42small camper vans
14:43for ten days
14:44passing around the moon
14:45on day six
14:46there was a tense
14:48moment for the
14:48astronauts
14:48when a fault
14:49was found
14:49with the onboard
14:50toilet
14:50in fact
14:51it was with
14:52the toilet fan
14:53oh
14:53it was in fact
14:54because I just
14:54imagined like
14:55one of the astronauts
14:56just coming out
14:56going
14:57I'll give that
14:57a couple of
14:58light years
15:00would it be bad
15:01to crack a window
15:02is it worth it
15:03is it worth it
15:06the toilet itself
15:07costs around
15:07seventeen million
15:08dollars
15:09and comes with
15:10foot restraints
15:11and ear protectors
15:12oh I thought
15:13the seventeen million
15:14was just for a plumber
15:15to do that call out
15:17the ear protectors
15:18are for the person
15:19on the toilet
15:19or the other people
15:22the toilet makes
15:23such a loud noise
15:24because it's zero
15:25gravity
15:26it has to basically
15:27suck all the waste
15:28and take it away
15:30so it makes a loud
15:31noise and you need
15:31ear protectors
15:32oh
15:33I don't know why
15:34you need foot restraints
15:35I'm assuming
15:37I'm assuming it's
15:38so that you don't
15:39I mean literally
15:40launch yourself
15:41across the room
15:45if it's
15:46I don't
15:46I don't want to
15:47speak for everyone
15:47but if it's providing
15:48that much propulsion
15:49for other people
15:51I'm doing it wrong
15:53but I mean
15:54it's zero gravity
15:55it's got a
15:56I mean
15:56what happens
15:57when you fart
15:58in space
15:58like
15:59you can't hide it
16:00if you've just
16:00shot across the room
16:05that one was
16:06for humanity
16:09the toilet is
16:10a step up
16:11from past
16:11Apollo missions
16:12which saw
16:12astronauts
16:13taping a bag
16:14to their own
16:15buttocks
16:16Jesus Christ
16:17oh my God
16:18yeah
16:18that new walk
16:19feels a bit
16:20different now
16:20new Armstrong
16:21with a bag
16:22tape to his
16:23arse
16:23up
16:24one small bag
16:25for man
16:26one giant man
16:28for piss
16:28it's a
16:29one giant man
16:30one giant bag
16:31there was a
16:32famous line
16:33uttered on board
16:33Apollo 10
16:34and this is a
16:35direct quote
16:35give me a napkin
16:36quick
16:36there's a turd
16:37floating through
16:38the air
16:40why have they
16:41got napkins
16:41up in the first
16:42place
16:42for fine dining
16:43I don't know
16:45to catch turds
16:46probably
16:47why else
16:48would you use
16:48a napkin
16:49it's not like
16:50they give me
16:50them a prep
16:51the astronauts
16:52were interviewed
16:53overnight
16:54and they explained
16:54how they sleep
16:55in this fascinating
16:56clip
16:58sleeping here
16:59is uh
16:59it's actually
17:00sort of
17:00comical
17:01Christina
17:01has been
17:02sleeping
17:02heads down
17:03in the middle
17:03of the vehicle
17:04kind of like
17:05a bat
17:05suspended from
17:06our docking
17:06tunnel
17:07Victor's been
17:08up where
17:08Jeremy is
17:09right now
17:09he's got a
17:09nice little
17:10nook wedged
17:10in there
17:11and then
17:11Jeremy has
17:12been stretched
17:13out on seat
17:14one and I've
17:14been sleeping
17:15under the
17:16displays just
17:17in case
17:17anything goes
17:18wrong
17:18it's more
17:19comfortable
17:19than you
17:20would think
17:20and it's
17:21nice to
17:22sleep in
17:23weightlessness
17:23again
17:23every time
17:24I was
17:24dozing off
17:25last night
17:25I had that
17:26image that I
17:26was tripping
17:27off a curb
17:27and I was
17:28waking myself up
17:29so my body's
17:30getting re-acclimated
17:31it's been a few
17:31years since I've
17:32been up here
17:33I was hoping
17:34when he got to
17:35himself he goes
17:35and I sleep
17:36naked
17:40what's my
17:41bollocks doing
17:41zero gravity
17:45before the trip
17:46crew member
17:46Reid Wiseman
17:47said quote
17:47there are
17:47definitely going
17:48to be things
17:48by day six
17:49seven eight
17:50nine that
17:50we're like
17:51man all right
17:51I need a little
17:52space and I
17:53can't get any
17:53right now
17:54and then said
17:54like clicking
17:55a pen cap
17:56can annoy
17:56somebody over
17:57ten days
17:57in a small
17:58capsule
17:58which begs
17:59the question
18:00what would
18:00we be like
18:01in space
18:01imagine him
18:02trying to dodge
18:03loads of floating
18:03legs
18:05day six
18:06the socks
18:06just floats out
18:07of my crown
18:08I like
18:09I can like the
18:10idea of you
18:11going Alex
18:12we can't
18:12the radio
18:13we're not
18:13we're not able
18:14to get back to
18:14Houston
18:14it's like
18:15no sorry mate
18:15I changed it to
18:16Kishtry earlier
18:18I like the idea
18:19you've waited 21
18:20years for Arsenal
18:20to win the league
18:21and then you're
18:21trapped in space
18:24all right
18:25let's move on
18:26no Josh
18:27has already
18:27made that joke
18:28move on
18:28thank you
18:29no I think
18:30it's fair to say
18:30the mission to the
18:31moon has brought
18:31out the child
18:32in all of us
18:32sorry
18:33I was going
18:34to make a joke
18:34Josh had already
18:35done it
18:35and I was like
18:35well there's no
18:36point doing the
18:36same sock joke
18:37again
18:39I was going
18:39to do your
18:40impersonation
18:40I was going
18:41to be
18:41is there a bit
18:41of sock
18:42down here
18:43I was doing
18:44the voice
18:45as well
18:46NASA even
18:47had an initiative
18:48in which members
18:48of the public
18:49could send their
18:50names around
18:50the moon
18:51on an SD card
18:52so you sign up
18:53and they take
18:54an SD card
18:54and they take
18:56it around the moon
18:56your name goes
18:57around the moon
18:57they even put out
18:59a boarding pass
18:59that looked like
19:00this
19:00now we know
19:01that's what it
19:02looks like
19:02because one member
19:03of our production
19:04crew actually did
19:05it for her
19:05and her kids
19:06and her 7 year old
19:08is still pissed off
19:09that she's not
19:09actually going
19:10to the moon
19:10for Easter
19:13it's amazing
19:14and when you look
19:15into what they're
19:15actually doing
19:16it's amazing
19:16because the precision
19:17needed to do
19:18what they're doing
19:18is absolutely
19:19remarkable
19:20have a look
19:21at this fascinating
19:21clip
19:21it shows the magnitude
19:22of trying to coordinate
19:23a rocket from Earth
19:24that loops around
19:25a moving target
19:28okay
19:28so there's the rocket
19:29going around Earth
19:30it heads towards
19:31where the moon
19:32should be
19:32it hasn't come
19:33into shot yet
19:33because it's orbiting
19:34the Earth
19:34here it comes
19:36how close is that
19:38these astronauts
19:39are basically combining
19:40physics
19:40chemistry
19:41mathematics
19:41and darts
19:45the way it looked
19:46it kind of looked
19:47like you know
19:48when like your
19:48Uber driver
19:49takes a really
19:49long route
19:50home
19:51you've got ways
19:53mate
19:54is he doing
19:55another drop off
19:55performing
19:57it's almost impossible
19:58to put into words
19:58what they're managing
19:59to achieve
20:00but I think
20:00the final word
20:01should go to
20:01this excitable boy
20:02in America
20:03who managed
20:03to sum it all
20:04up beautifully
20:06why do you want
20:07to be here
20:08why do you love
20:08space
20:09why do you love
20:10being a part
20:11of history
20:12we're going back
20:12to the freaking moon
20:14that's why
20:16pretty much
20:17says it all
20:18alright
20:18let's welcome
20:19tonight's guest
20:20but let's do it
20:20with another special guest
20:21Josh
20:22oh do you want
20:22me to do it
20:23okay
20:25she's a telly legend
20:26he's a comedy star
20:28but I'm a sock
20:29so I've heard
20:29of neither of them
20:30it's Lorraine Kelly
20:31and Josh Pugh
20:49just for no apparent
20:51reason but we've
20:51got plenty
20:52does anyone want
20:52to kick it
20:53no
20:56I'm scunnered
20:57with them
20:57I've eaten
20:57far too many
20:58of them
20:58okay
20:59you're what
20:59sorry
21:00Lorraine
21:00I'm scunnered
21:01of them
21:01scunnered
21:02fed up
21:02had too many
21:04were you involved
21:05in the hoist
21:06I cannot possibly
21:06comment on that
21:08maybe
21:09did you both
21:10follow the moon
21:11mission
21:11what did you think
21:11of it
21:12oh my god
21:12it's so exciting
21:13so exciting
21:14what do you think
21:15are you not
21:15you're not that
21:16excited
21:16I'm not that
21:17excited
21:17I'm so excited
21:18there it is
21:19with astronauts
21:20if you want to go
21:21up fair enough
21:21and all that
21:22but it's when
21:23they try and make
21:23up they're doing
21:24it for us
21:25for all humanity
21:26all you know
21:27mankind
21:27we're not bothered
21:28lads
21:30no one's asking you to go up there
21:32I think it's just be honest
21:33you want to go on a rocket
21:34that's where you're going
21:35yeah
21:36you want to go wee into the sky
21:37that's what
21:38wee
21:38they had bother with the wees
21:40and the sky didn't they
21:41and you two cheeky monkeys
21:43I actually saw
21:44the original moon landing
21:46I was 10
21:46and watched it with my dad
21:48no Lorraine
21:49I know
21:49I know
21:50oh my word
21:51it was the best
21:53no Lorraine
21:54because you were making a joke
21:57and then it was
21:58oh but it's the sock
21:59no Lorraine
22:00no
22:01I love the sock
22:02I'm very very very into the sock
22:04so would you go into space Lorraine
22:06would I go
22:07if you told me now
22:08I would be away
22:08well can we finish the show first
22:12no it's amazing
22:13it's extraordinary
22:14the thing is
22:15the rockets they go from Florida though
22:17I just think there's better things to do
22:18in Florida
22:19you've got Animal Kingdom
22:22Lightning Lagoon
22:23you know
22:23Epcot
22:26there was
22:27I love the way people really got into it this week
22:29but I loved
22:30how watching various reporters around the world
22:32cover the rocket launch
22:33reminded everyone around the world
22:35of this classic clip
22:36you may have seen this
22:37James Burke
22:37it's often called
22:38the best timed piece of television ever
22:42and the two gases that he released
22:44from his particular version
22:46are the thermos flask
22:47the one lying on its side behind me now
22:50were hydrogen
22:51and oxygen
22:56if you release those two gases
22:58into a confined space
22:59with a hole at the other end of it
23:01and mix them as you do so
23:02and then
23:04set light to them
23:06you get
23:07that
23:15destination
23:15the moon
23:17wow
23:24it is incredible
23:26but how good would it have been
23:27if he'd have had a sock on his hand
23:31walking and talking
23:32isn't always easy to do on television
23:34as this revealing clip of Lorraine shows
23:39she's a mother of three
23:40she's a mother of three
23:41oh
23:44I'll do that again
23:46super moving help me
23:47help me
23:49I can't show you that
23:51I can't show you that
23:51I can't show you that
23:52I can't show you that
23:52I can't show you that
23:54oh
23:54I healed
23:55I healed
23:56and look
23:57we're going to give you a chance
23:58to redeem yourself tonight
23:59Okay, and and recreate James Burke's iconic moment live in the studio. We've written a little script for you. It's
24:05on the autocue
24:06Take it away Lorraine, right? Okay, hopefully this will work
24:12Walking and talking on television is harder than it looks it requires coordination
24:18Concentration and relaxation it's actually quite a bit of pressure
24:25Like the pressure that's applied to a foot pump when somebody jumps on it if that pressure is then transferred
24:31to a child's toy
24:32Pointing towards the sky. Yeah get this
24:48That doesn't normally happen to me
25:00We'll have more last leg for you after the break as we come back down to earth with a look
25:03at what's going on in Iran
25:04We'll see you in a little bit
25:06Ah!
25:20Welcome back to the last leg. We're joined by Josh Pugh and Lorraine Kelly who is handing out chocolates to
25:26everyone in the audience
25:29Oh Lorraine before you go someone said is it okay that you didn't get a hug when you came out
25:32Ah!
25:32I didn't, it wasn't intentional
25:33No, no, we all hugged already
25:35Oh, deep
25:36Didn't we? Backstage we hugged
25:38Don't tell everyone
25:38Was the someone that texted that in your cell phone?
25:42No
25:42Honestly, I didn't get concerned by so many things
25:44Someone else said is it okay that someone left some anti-back spray on the desk at the beginning of
25:49the show
25:49Yes, that was an accident
25:52Mad Brummie said is it okay Trump broke the window and is now running away
25:56Look, it's been a big week for the American president
25:58In fact, I'm going to do something now
25:59I'm going to read off a list of things Donald Trump said this week
26:02And I want you to tell me which one I've added as an April Fool's joke
26:07This week Donald Trump said that he hangs around with losers because it makes him feel better about himself
26:12Told an audience of Saudi investors they could ask him anything about sex
26:15Said he doesn't like museums and libraries so his library will be a hotel
26:19And claim that a woman should have autonomy over her own body
26:23Yeah, you picked it, it was the last one right
26:28Can I just say anyone who says ask me anything about sex sounds like someone who's never done it
26:34As the war in Iran continues the Strait of Hamuz remains closed
26:37President Trump took the truth social to tell Britain
26:39It should either buy its jet fuel from the US or quote
26:43Go get your own
26:44Not surprising from a guy who said when you're famous you can just grab them by the pussy
26:49Iran is now considering placing a toll on any ships passing through the Strait of Hamuz
26:59What do we think of Donald Trump saying we should get our own oil?
27:02Well I think we just fight back
27:04We just choose British products
27:06You should get your own hobnobs
27:10You know what Trump, get your own ambrosia cream pride
27:14This side, you guys
27:16It's just like
27:17The way Trump speaks to Britain
27:19It's like he's like a lad trying to get his mate to do something stupid all the time
27:24Yeah
27:24Like set fire to the farts or something
27:26The old you would have done it
27:27The old you, she's changed you
27:29The old you would have done it
27:30Okay, then we'll do it
27:32He's a kid man, he's ridiculous
27:33It's ridiculous
27:34And look at this
27:35Oh yeah
27:35He's blaming us
27:36This is mad
27:37Like we didn't have
27:38He's the one who went and started it
27:40Yeah
27:40He's having a go at us
27:41And it's basically like
27:42What he's saying is
27:43Why aren't you doing anything about these pants that I've shitting that I'm wearing?
27:48And look at this one country that seems to be doing well out of the crisis
27:51It's Russia
27:52Because just as their war effort was starting to run out of money
27:55Donald Trump eased sanctions on Russian oil
27:58The price of which has now gone through the roof
28:00So the Russian economy is now pulling in
28:02Hundreds of millions of dollars a day
28:04Thanks to Donald Trump
28:06So it turns out he is good for the economy
28:08Just not American
28:10Trump also said this week he'd consider pulling the US out of NATO
28:13Saying I always knew they were a paper tiger
28:15And then added
28:16And Putin knows that too by the way
28:18Get a room
28:21A lot of countries around the world are now struggling to deal with the current energy crisis
28:24Sri Lanka have introduced a four day working week
28:27News anchors in Thailand took off their jackets on air
28:30And their government have told officials to wear short sleeve shirts without neckties
28:35But have a look at Bangkok's weather for the next week
28:38It's like 37
28:39They should be wearing short sleeves anyway
28:43Are you guys worried about the energy crisis?
28:46I mean anything with crisis in
28:48It gets my alarm bells ringing
28:55He knows things
28:57Good man
28:59Mental health, Cuban Miss Oil
29:02Cost of living, cost of living crisis, all of them
29:05One woman was spotted filling
29:06Time crisis
29:08One woman was spotted filling Sainsbury's bags with petrol and storing them in the boot of her car
29:13Sainsbury's bags
29:14That's the unbelievable image
29:16I think putting petrol in a plastic bag really shows where you stand on climate change
29:24Fuck you, Grafenberg
29:27Dukas said, is it okay?
29:28The king's visit to the US is going to be very awkward
29:31Yeah, so this week it was confirmed the king and queen state visit is going to take place next month
29:34Even though Trump spent a lot of this week slagging off Keir Starmer
29:38In fact, Trump even stated that the king would have backed him over the war in Iran
29:43His exact words were, I like him
29:45I always liked him as a prince
29:46He's a good man
29:47A great representative for your country
29:48I think he would have taken a very different stand
29:51But he doesn't do that
29:52I mean, he's a great gentleman
29:54I don't think Charles would have taken a different stand
29:56I don't think so either
29:58He talks to plants
29:59Yeah, poop
30:01His car runs on biofuels
30:03He's kind
30:03His favourite hobby is angling
30:05That's not a warmonger, that's a fishmonger
30:10You've met the king, right?
30:11I have, I have
30:12Is he the kind of guy that would be like, yeah, get in there?
30:14No, he would not
30:15And the poor soul that has to go and sit and break bread with Trump
30:19I know he's met lots of despots
30:21Yeah, yeah, yeah
30:22In his life
30:22But I don't know how he gets through that
30:24Do you just kind of sit there thinking
30:26Soon I can go home to Camilla
30:27And watch the racing with a gin and tonic
30:30Is that how you get through it?
30:31I don't know
30:32Well, is it true also
30:33The king can't really give an opinion on whether he'd go to war, right?
30:36And Donald Trump knows that
30:37Of course he does
30:38So he's just
30:38He's just baiting
30:40They've got mutual acquaintances
30:42His brother
30:47That's very true
30:49Aha
30:55The Guardian's photo editor
30:57Obviously had a little bit of fun this week
30:58It looked like they were purposely choosing photos
31:01That made the king look sceptical of Trump
31:02There was this one
31:05Are they passing drugs?
31:09Cheers for that, Donald
31:10I really needed that, Parker
31:12And the Guardian also ran with this perfectly captured shot
31:17It looks like the king's going
31:19Oh, and he's just seeing Trump like zipper bollock in his zip
31:25He's only trying to get a sock out
31:27Is it like they're struggling for an answer on Celebrity Pointless?
31:33Oh, you forgot to Captain Harland?
31:36Oh, that actually is a photo of Charles talking to a plant
31:42The scramble for fuel is going to test all of us
31:44So Josh and Alex have come up with a way to get us prepared
31:46Yes, we have
31:47So, Hills, basically as soon as we saw the image of a woman putting petrol in Sainsbury's bags
31:51We basically thought this could fuel some hilarity
31:55Oh, yeah
31:55Ah, ah, ah
31:57And more to the point
31:59More to the point
32:00More to the point
32:00Pad out the show
32:02So, we're going to put on
32:03We've got to make special petrol pump hats for this
32:06Oh shit
32:08And Alex has got a jingle made
32:09Would you like to cue the jingle, Alex?
32:11Let's play
32:17You've got to patrol with it
32:19You've got to feel your bag
32:30OK
32:31Here we are in our petrol pumps
32:35Me and Alex are two petrol pumps
32:36As you can see, I've got green on my face because I am unleaded
32:40Yes, and as you can see, I'm diesel so I've got a black hat on
32:44And I'm, do you know what actually, should we just continue with this?
32:50I'm going to get cancelled
32:51It is Hillsy vs. LeRoyne
32:53And I can tell you that this couldn't be more important, Josh
32:56Do you know why?
32:57Why?
32:57Because there's a very special prize on offer
33:01Right, so here's what you have to do
33:03You have to get as much highly flammable petrol in shopping bags
33:08Across our tricky assault course
33:10From one end of the forecourt to the other
33:13It's that simple
33:15Hillsy, we ask you to get the forecourt
33:17So please don't use your mobile
33:18Absolutely
33:19And LeRoyne, please don't light up
33:21I don't know how
33:23OK, then let's talk you through the course
33:25First, you must fill your bag at the petrol pump over there
33:28That'll have a street value of about eight grand at the moment
33:31And then you've got to negotiate your way through the mountain of charcoal bouquets
33:34And then slalom in and out of the caution wet floor signs
33:38Grab yourself a bunch of shitty flowers that you might be buying for a family member you don't like
33:43You'll buy a scratch card from an under-motivated forecourt attendant
33:48Finally, pour your amazing petrol into the car boot
33:52The person who fills their car boot with the most petrol is the winner, capisce?
33:57Yeah
33:57Cool
33:58Take your positions, please
33:59Oh, thanks
34:00Over there
34:00There we go
34:02Let's kick it off for our contestant
34:03Yeah, you go this side
34:04I'll go this side
34:08Are you ready?
34:10Ready
34:10Three
34:11Two
34:12One
34:13Pump it
34:14Oh, here we go
34:15There we go
34:15They're pumping away now
34:17Who do you fancy to win this, Alex?
34:19I think Kelsey's struggling already
34:21He's not having this
34:22He seems like Lorraine's not messing about, isn't he?
34:24Lorraine's got the...
34:25He's worked in a petrol station before
34:28Lorraine feels like somebody's siphoned petrol
34:33I'll be honest, this bit's lasting longer than we'd anticipated
34:37Not the first time we've said that, am I right?
34:41Just go for the two, two hands if you need it
34:43There you go
34:43You need your bags, let's go
34:44Here we go
34:46All right
34:46Go on, go on
34:49Go on
34:50Go on
34:50Go on
34:50Go on
34:50Go on
34:51Get your flowers
34:52Get your scratch card, please
34:54Oh, two bunches
34:56Oh, Lorraine's a romantic
34:57Grab your scratch card
34:58Me
34:58That'll do
35:00Yep
35:00Okay
35:01Thank you
35:02Fill it up
35:03Fill it up
35:04Fill it up
35:05Fill it up
35:05Fill it up
35:06Fill it up
35:07Oh my God
35:08Oh
35:10Here we go
35:11Here we go
35:12Oh my word
35:13Here we go
35:13Oh my God, Lorraine
35:18I can tell you
35:20That our winner is
35:22Lorraine Kelly
35:25Oh, is it?
35:26Lorraine Kelly
35:27Oh, is it?
35:27Oh, is it?
35:27Oh, hang on
35:27Oh, God
35:29Give it to Lorraine
35:30It's Lorraine
35:31I did it
35:32And there is your bouquet of Kit Kat
35:34Oh, no
35:35I have to get them on
35:36Oh, Lorraine
35:37Congratulations
35:40It's going to have to go to VAR
35:42Well, and more last thing for you after the break
35:45As we take a look at the upcoming World Cup
35:47But, Josh, I think it's time to burn some of this petrol off, shall we?
35:49Yes, let's go for this
35:50Right
35:50Here we go
35:50Everyone duck, we're going to go big on this burning
35:53Three
35:54Two
35:55One
36:09Welcome back to The Last Minute
36:10It's done by Josh Q and Lorraine Kelly
36:12Time to talk football now
36:13But before we do
36:14Let's welcome a man who's become an online sensation
36:16As the assistant manager of the Sunday League team Royal Oak FC
36:20Please welcome Steve Bracknell
36:35Lovely to have you here, Steve
36:36Big game this weekend
36:37You want to tell everyone, explain for everyone what the game is?
36:40It's been billed as the biggest game in Sunday League history
36:44Mm-hmm
36:45I've billed it, that I'll be frank
36:47But, yeah
36:473,000 people are coming to watch two pub teams playing a football match on Easter Sunday at 2pm
36:54Who are the pub teams?
36:56Royal Oak, my team, I'm assistant manager
36:58Yep
36:58Let's not get hung up on titles, mate
37:02I'm the assistant host mate, don't worry about it
37:04Yeah
37:06No comment
37:08And there's no love lost
37:10And for the people who can't make it on the day, can they watch it?
37:14I'm allowed to mention BBC, aren't I?
37:17I mean, who knows these days, but yeah, go for it
37:19The BBC
37:23Don't get me involved in that
37:26The BBC have kindly agreed to live stream it to the Games Gone YouTube channel
37:31Amazing
37:32We're going to have people from all around the globe
37:34Yeah
37:36Watching 22 overweight blokes
37:39Try and put Malik back at them
37:41And look, I understand you're a big fan of Alex Brooker, so much so you've written a chant for him
37:45Last night, I spent an hour in the shower naked
37:48Well, I've always naked in the shower, but
37:51Singing about Alex, our Nick is going, Stephen, are you alright?
37:54I'm alright, love
37:56Would you like to hear it?
37:57I'd love to hear it, please
37:58Yeah
38:00It's to the tune of marching in two by two
38:04Oh
38:05He'll never play in a football team, they said
38:08They said
38:09They were always making jokes about his leg
38:12His leg
38:13Now making jokes is how he gets paid
38:16And now he's playing in soccer, eh?
38:18Oh, Lovebroker
38:20England's number nine
38:21Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
38:28Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
38:33-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
38:34-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
38:34-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
38:36-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
38:36-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
38:58Yeah, before a tournament in Turkey, we were training in Manchester to motivate the lads.
39:04Our manager brought in a special guest and introduced him as Gareth.
39:08No surname, didn't give a surname. Obviously the lads are visually impaired. We couldn't see that Gareth Southgate was stood.
39:17And we were just very underwhelmed.
39:22He's got like a shirt on. We think he worked for the hotel.
39:28Any questions for Gareth? Well, my room key's not working.
39:35Yeah, first and second name we need, really.
39:40And look, Lorraine, I understand you're going to be, like, we've got the World Cup coming up.
39:43Yes.
39:44I understand you're going to be one of the games.
39:46Yes, we're going to the Morocco game. Well, hopefully I'm going, cos you know there's that thing where if you've
39:51been horrible about Donald Trump...
39:52Yes.
39:52So I might get... I was hoping that we'd be Canada or Mexico, but we're not.
39:57..and I'm just worried that, you know, when I get there they wouldn't let me in, cos I might have
40:01said a bad thing about Donald Trump.
40:03I think the nicest thing I said was he was a twat.
40:06LAUGHTER
40:14Is there any message you'd like to give to the Scotland team ahead of the World Cup?
40:18I just so happen to be sitting on this.
40:19Oh.
40:20I would wave this around and say, the famous thing is, no Scotland, no party, no Scotland, no party.
40:26It's true, it's true!
40:28It's true!
40:29It's true!
40:30It's true!
40:31It's true!
40:32It's true!
40:33I'm so happy you didn't keep that and our Josh does with his socks.
40:37LAUGHTER
40:38I'm just going to wear it.
40:40And look, Steve, we asked you ahead of coming here tonight if you could prepare a little bit of a
40:43speech for the England team.
40:44You gave me 24 hours, to be frank.
40:46Yeah, to be fair, to be honest, it's more time than we take to write the show.
40:51LAUGHTER
40:52So, the stage is yours.
40:56APPLAUSE
41:04We were all young kids, once upon a time.
41:07We had dreams, big dreams.
41:11I never laid in bed at night, dreaming about being an electrician.
41:15No, we wanted to be astronauts who fly to the moon, but he couldn't.
41:20LAUGHTER
41:22Some of us wanted to play for England in a World Cup final.
41:26And in two months' time, some of you lads have got the chance to make that a reality.
41:31A World Cup final, I mean. We're not sending Annie McGuire to the moon.
41:35LAUGHTER
41:36I hope not anyway we need him.
41:38LAUGHTER
41:39All I ask of you lads is to keep dreaming.
41:42Listen, I can forgive a bad pass, a penalty miss.
41:45But what I cannot forgive is the inability to believe we can do it.
41:51Well, you're not as sure as that.
41:55We live in divisive times, and the opportunities for this country to come together are few and far between.
42:02It was Gallagher's last summer that brought us together.
42:05Me and our Nicky had the best hair of his life.
42:06Unbelievable.
42:08But now it's your turn.
42:10So go and play your heart, sir.
42:11Not for me, not for Widdicombe, not for Brooker.
42:14Do it for kids up and down country who are still dreaming.
42:17And if football comes home, and I mean this from the bottom of me heart.
42:21If it comes home, I'm banging a bargain bucket.
42:25You know what I mean?
42:26Gravy coleslaw, viennetta beans, job line, it's on me, and I mean that.
42:30So get up and down and play for that badge.
42:34But more importantly, let's try and stay together as one, alright?
42:38Steve.
42:40Yes!
42:47We'll open the last week for you after the break.
42:49Josh will wrap up the last seven days, and we're going to unveil an anthem for the World Cup.
42:53We'll see you in a little bit.
43:07Welcome back to Last Leg.
43:09We're joined by Josh Pugh, Lorraine Kelly, and Steve Bracknell.
43:12Last week on the show we met someone by the name of Becky Coleman.
43:15Now Becky was aiming to become the first wheelchair user to row the Oxford and Cambridge boat race course, arms
43:20only.
43:21Yesterday, she smashed it in 33 minutes and sent us this picture with the little hands in a boat that
43:27we gave her.
43:29Becky's here tonight.
43:30Becky, congratulations.
43:31Well done.
43:44I also want to give a shout out to the Keithley Cougars rugby league team if I can.
43:47Last year on the show, you might remember Alistair Campbell challenged Keithley to help out the Ukrainian rugby league team.
43:53Keithley then provided them with their official kit, offered to fly a bunch of teenage...
43:57They offered to fly a bunch of teenage rugby league players from Ukraine to the UK for a week.
44:02The Ukrainian kids landed into Leeds Bradford this afternoon.
44:05They're going to spend the weekend in Keithley and Castleford playing and watching rugby league, which is awesome.
44:10They're also taking a day trip to Haworth.
44:13I think that's how you pronounce it.
44:15Home of the Bronte sisters.
44:16Because you know how much rugby league players love the Bronte sisters.
44:20You can hear them now.
44:21Heath Cliff!
44:22Heath Cliff!
44:24Oh, we all joined.
44:24I didn't expect you to join in.
44:26This is the greatest audience of all.
44:38Josh has been orbiting the last seven days.
44:40What have you got?
44:41Okay.
44:41Would you like...
44:43You've got to read it off the card.
44:45Would you like to see an incredible clip of what could possibly go wrong when collecting your food at the
44:50end of a night?
44:51Out.
44:51Yes, please.
45:02It's the way he tries to save it.
45:05Such a journey, then.
45:06Would you like to see some awkward footage of poor old Craig Doyle being interrupted during rugby team's warm-up?
45:13Yes.
45:14You only can.
45:15So we said to David, a new member of the team, you need an initiation.
45:18Usually it's a song with a boss and you're going to dance up and disgusting.
45:21I'm ready to sing, to be fair.
45:22You're going to kick this ball?
45:23Yeah, it's going to be a debut defining moment, I think.
45:25You're a pro footballer.
45:26Watch it, guys.
45:27Let's have a look.
45:28Brave man.
45:31Get there!
45:32It's good effort.
45:33It's good effort.
45:34These chaps are giving me this.
45:35Would you sign him, Geoff?
45:37Would you sign him?
45:38I'm not fucking on.
45:39I'll start it.
45:40Okay.
45:41I'm not happy about that.
45:42Okay.
45:43Apologies to me.
45:46All right.
45:47We are about to end the show with a song for the World Cup.
45:49But before we do, would you please thank our guests?
45:51Josh Pugh.
45:53Elaine Kelly.
45:55And Steve Bracknell.
45:59And my co-host Josh Winnicum.
46:01And Alex Brooker.
46:05We'll be back later in the year with more Last Leg.
46:07But right now, with the World Cup coming up,
46:09we thought we'd give a shout out to all the countries competing.
46:12And wish them luck with every single part of their journey.
46:38All right.
46:40This is really good.
46:42.
46:43Wept with failure but in June
46:47Scotland might dance to a different tune
46:51Tune in to sea-rich nation
46:53Gets through USA vibration
46:56Getting into America
46:58Getting into America
47:01Has become a massive pain in the ass
47:08As the urban hurts the Galvina
47:11Norway, Switzerland, Portugal, maybe France
47:17Even Croatia have got a chance
47:23Sweden, Jordan and Ghana
47:26Brazil, Ivory Coast and Uzbekistan
47:31We're not gonna put money on Iran
47:36Which country's gonna be central?
47:38Wipe all the ass from your eyeballs
47:41Getting into America
47:43Getting into America
47:46Has become a massive pain in the ass
47:52Thanks for watching The Last Leg
47:53My name's Adam Hills
47:54We'll see you later in the air
47:56For the next leg
47:57We'll see you later in the air
48:04We'll see you later in the air
48:06We'll see you later in the air
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