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00:02What a hell of a soul. Thank you for letting us be ourselves. So don't mind me if I repeat
00:08myself. These simple lines be good for your health. Keep them trying where I'm going to show. Live my life
00:14like I just don't care. The lie that I believe is never scared. Raise the noise at the moment they
00:19fear. Get up, shut up, you're not here. Get up, throw your hands in the air. Get up, get up,
00:26get up.
00:38Put on your Easter bonnet, make room for chocolate and cross your hot buns. It's Friday, we're live and it's
00:43time for the last leg.
00:46Tonight on the show, we'll hold space for the Artemis Moon mission, set the record straight about Iran and kick
00:54off our excitement at the upcoming World Cup.
00:57Plus we'll be joined by comedian Josh Pugh, TV legend Lorraine Kelly and online football sensation Steve Bracknell.
01:04On the show that likes to let you know what's really behind the news.
01:17G'day, I'm Adam Hills. Welcome to The Last Leg.
01:21The last Leg, the show that heard Marmite is going to be sold to an American company and thought some
01:25people will hate that deal but others will probably like it.
01:28With me as always with the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe and the man who's surprising his kids this Sunday
01:32with an Easter leg hunt.
01:36Alex Brooker.
01:44Loads of news to cover tonight. I want to start with the news that we got this week from Carolyn
01:48who said,
01:48Is it okay that Josh likes to keep socks down his trousers?
01:54Caroline, of course, an ex-girlfriend.
01:58Sorry?
01:59Do you want to explain what you said?
02:00Oh yeah, sorry. Yeah, I didn't hear what, I was laughing at a joke, I didn't hear what you said.
02:03Oh, the amount of times I've heard that.
02:05Um, so, uh, this week, um, I was coming back from a tour show.
02:10Yep.
02:10Uh, the usual way I kind of de-stress after tour shows, I sit in the back of the car
02:14and I have a bowl of shreddies.
02:17Um, from a Tupperware box.
02:21You, you are rock and roll.
02:24Yeah, Jerry Seinfeld calledy once he's a lifestyle bear.
02:27And then I, I put my hand on my leg and I was like, that feels thick, that, um, no,
02:32come on.
02:34Oh, that's a shame.
02:36The family show.
02:37The material.
02:38And then I was like, there's something there.
02:40And I put my hand, because obviously normally you'd go up, but I was like, it's too, so I put
02:45my, I, I'll, I'll be honest, I did my flies, Adam.
02:47Right.
02:48Yeah.
02:48And I put my hand in and I pulled out a sock.
02:52Like that.
02:54It, it didn't bounce with that amount of, uh, the driver must have looked in his rear view mirror and
02:59thought, fuck me, he's enjoying them shreddies.
03:03Or he thought he takes his socks off in a weird way.
03:07So I, I'd gone my whole day.
03:09Yeah.
03:10I'd been with my family in the day and then I'd done the whole gig with a sock in the
03:13gusset of my trousers.
03:15That I hadn't known was there.
03:17Did, you didn't need the word gusset, did you?
03:18No, I didn't really.
03:20I saw you flinch.
03:23I always put my face in it then, it's been down my trousers.
03:26I love that you're going, oh, it was purely an accident there was a sock down my trousers.
03:31It seemed to be an aubergine down there.
03:33It wasn't like a rolled up football sock, it was like just a normal sock.
03:37Well, look, we, we talked about this during the week and knowing this, I've got you an end of series
03:40present.
03:41It's just there to your right.
03:42If you'd like to open it up, it's a pair of googly eyes that you can stick on.
03:46Oh, that's nice.
03:47Turn it into a character.
03:48So let's, let me stick these on.
03:49Yep.
03:50Where do I stick this, so if I was to stick one there.
03:52What, what's my end of series present?
03:54Oh, I've got you some googly fingers.
04:04So I just do it like this.
04:08Oh, look, there you go.
04:10Hello.
04:11Oh, amazing.
04:12That is actually, that, do you know what?
04:15Hello.
04:16What was it like in Josh's pants?
04:19I don't kiss and tell.
04:22How was this gig?
04:24Do you know what?
04:25He absolutely smashed it.
04:27And if you do want to go to Good Night Out, he's still on tour.
04:32And let me be clear, there is tickets available in Griffith.
04:35Did he treat you well down there?
04:38Yes, I, do you know what?
04:41Why have you got such a weird voice?
04:45Which one of us is that too?
04:48I feel like Kermit's getting a seat and desist letter out.
04:52All right, let's move on with the show.
04:54Before we move on, I don't normally say this, but I do need to do up my flies.
04:59So let's carry on, Hilsie.
05:01Okay, we are live, so send us any questions you want to ask us about the news.
05:06Sorry.
05:07I just pretended to catch my foreskin, sorry.
05:10Imagine after I was finally the bit of his body he lost.
05:16Message us on Instagram, the hashtags, is it okay?
05:19WhatsApp, the numbers, 07956175908.
05:22Or scan the QR code on the screen.
05:23For example, Ree said, is it okay that someone has made a break for it with 12 tonnes of Kit
05:28Kats?
05:28Yes, more than 400,000 Kit Kats went missing this week
05:32when a truck carrying the new range set off from central Italy
05:35but never reached its final destination in Poland.
05:38The brand issued a statement saying it's not a stunt
05:40and asked consumers to scan barcodes to help them find the stolen chocolate.
05:46I mean, I don't know how that's going to help.
05:47Most thieves will have melted them down by now.
05:51Can I say how nice it is to do a story about missing fingers on this show
05:55and it's not to do with me?
06:01News of the high sparked an online race.
06:03Other companies issued their own statements like this cheeky post from Domino's
06:06said we would like to share our thoughts and condolences with Kit Kat
06:09following their recent sad news.
06:11On a completely unrelated note, we're pleased to announce
06:13we'll now be selling a new Kit Kat pizza.
06:17Yes?
06:19You know how they can find the thieves, don't you?
06:22Just get a bounty hunter, huh?
06:26Lovely.
06:27Lovely.
06:28You know what?
06:31That is not my kind of humour.
06:37Unsurprisingly, Domino's started a chain reaction
06:38that led to this amusing post from Ryanair.
06:44I've got a lot of questions about that.
06:45Firstly, why has the plane taken a bite out of one end of the Kit Kat
06:48then put the other end in its mouth?
06:51And also, why are there five fingers?
06:54Which is a question we often ask on this show.
06:57Alright, let's get into the big story now.
06:59As fuel prices continue to rise, stock markets continue to fall,
07:02Catherine said,
07:06Yes, it is.
07:07We all need something different and happier
07:09to lighten the world at the moment.
07:10Yes, Catherine!
07:11The American government proved they can do something right this week
07:14as NASA launched a mission to the moon.
07:17The first time they did this was in 1968
07:19when America led an ill-advised war in Vietnam
07:22which had no exit strategy
07:23and ultimately made a mess of the region.
07:26Thankfully, this time things are different.
07:29The ten-day mission will take astronauts around the moon
07:32as they look for a location to build a potential base
07:34from which to explore Mars.
07:36Not so much a place in the sun
07:37as a place on the dark side of the moon.
07:39I stayed up and watched this.
07:41I was so excited about it on Wednesday night.
07:43Did you guys watch it?
07:44Well, you remember the first one, of course.
07:48Sorry, sorry.
07:50So close, but not quite.
07:53No, I didn't.
07:54Did you watch it?
07:55I think it's bad at how jaded I am
07:59and how jaded we are as a generation.
08:01Yeah.
08:03In 1969, was it, people stayed up and watched it?
08:05Yeah.
08:06And I watched it the next day on my phone
08:10while having a piss.
08:13I watched it.
08:14I watched it on my phone.
08:15Well, what I love most is the next thing
08:17it took me to on the algorithm
08:18was just more dash cam footage.
08:21It's everyone's going to go from that
08:22to someone having a rocket cut them up.
08:24What I love most about this story
08:26is it's Easter weekend
08:28and it's quicker and easier
08:30for those astronauts to go round the moon
08:32and back than what it is to get a train
08:34from London to Manchester Piccadilly.
08:42And look, there's a lot to be cynical about
08:43in the world right now,
08:44but it's nice to know the launch of a rocket
08:45can still reduce a professional journalist
08:47to tears of joy.
08:49Here's the incredible moment
08:50the BBC's science editor, Rebecca Murrell,
08:52was blown away by the launch
08:54almost literally.
08:56Oh, my goodness.
08:58Oh.
09:02Wow.
09:04Oh, my goodness.
09:06That is spectacular.
09:08It's not just what you see
09:10and you hear as the rocket nips off.
09:13You can actually feel the force of it
09:15through your body.
09:16This is the most powerful rocket
09:19that NASA has ever built.
09:25Amazing.
09:25That is amazing.
09:26It is amazing.
09:27That's what I was like
09:28when I saw the Backstreet Boys in Vegas.
09:33I mean, a British reporter
09:34hasn't been that excited
09:35by a piece of machinery
09:36since this energetic clip.
09:40Holy shit.
09:46Oh, my God.
09:51That's like you
09:52when you open your Tupperware box
09:53and shredding.
09:55There's one of them
09:55standing under the rocket blast
09:57that's actually quite distressing.
10:00Look, some of the stats
10:01around this launch are incredible.
10:02The rocket, known as Artemis II,
10:04was the same height as Big Ben.
10:06The core stage of liftoff
10:08burnt through 2.8 million litres of propellant
10:10and it will end up travelling
10:11the furthest from Earth
10:12that any human has ever been.
10:14I read that, but also
10:16basically in what NASA
10:17kind of the way they've explained
10:18the route it's taken is
10:19they basically said
10:20it's going to take
10:21a similar trajectory
10:22as Apollo 13.
10:24It's like, don't use that
10:25as the example.
10:27Just down to the astronauts.
10:29Well, the good news is
10:29Tom Hanks has already
10:30signed up to play you.
10:33It's going to land
10:34in a similar place
10:35to the Titanic, I think.
10:39And look, credit where credit
10:40is due.
10:40When Donald Trump
10:41came into office
10:42he signed an executive order
10:43calling for Americans
10:44to return to the moon
10:45by the end of 2028.
10:46So it must be kind of
10:47conflicting for the US president
10:48because on the one hand
10:49America is exploring space again
10:51but it's also
10:52the most diverse NASA crew
10:53to ever leave Earth's orbit.
10:55It features the first woman
10:57and the first person of colour
10:58to travel to the moon.
11:00Now that I say that
11:01it sounds like
11:01it might be a trap.
11:03You know what I mean?
11:04Considering the third
11:05astronaut's Canadian
11:06if the Force One's trans
11:07this might be
11:07the most elaborate
11:08deportation ever.
11:12What's tricky for NASA
11:13is that due to Trump's
11:14ban on mentioning diversity
11:15they can't make a big deal
11:17about the first person of colour
11:18or the first woman
11:19to fly to the moon.
11:20They have to call them
11:21the first person
11:22who's allowed
11:22to fist bump Obama
11:24and the first person
11:25who never likes
11:25the temperature of any room.
11:28When's the first sock
11:29going to the moon?
11:33Are we liking this character
11:34or is it running?
11:35No, no, no, no.
11:36No, no.
11:37Keep it on.
11:39Every now and again
11:40I see something
11:41that makes me glad
11:41I don't have big hands
11:42and this is...
11:47The ultimate indignity
11:48for a government
11:49that's critical of inclusion
11:50is that the area
11:51between the Earth's orbit
11:52and the moon
11:52is called cislunar space
11:54and the operation
11:55they pulled off last night
11:56was called
11:56a translunar injection.
11:59And I mean
12:00the only thing
12:00that would make it worse
12:01is if they were travelling
12:02in the starship
12:02they them to prize.
12:05And not only
12:06is there an African-American
12:07man on board
12:07Victor Glover
12:08is the pilot.
12:10Look, it says a lot
12:10about the state of America
12:11that it's the only journey
12:12he can make
12:13without the risk
12:13of being pulled over.
12:18By the way
12:19Victor Glover's call sign
12:20is Ike
12:20I-K-E
12:21which stands for
12:22I Know Everything
12:22but does he know
12:23he's an embarrassing dad
12:25because this gorgeous
12:26family photo
12:26is giving cringe.
12:30That's actually
12:31his living room
12:32and what he's done
12:33is he's just been
12:33wearing the suit
12:34since he got the job
12:35that's why
12:35I like to think
12:36he's just been in the house
12:37just going
12:39and he's just
12:40it's like
12:40come on Victor
12:41you're making the kids
12:42late for school
12:42it looks like
12:44he's the only one
12:45who remembered
12:45World Book Day
12:51not often you can
12:52create history
12:52and be a full kit wanker
12:54and look
12:55they are creating history
12:56I genuinely got chills
12:58when this emotional
12:59final send off
12:59was given to the astronauts
13:01on this historic mission
13:03you take with you
13:05the heart of this
13:06Artemis team
13:07the daring spirit
13:09of the American people
13:10and our partners
13:12across the globe
13:13and the hopes and dreams
13:15of a new generation
13:16good luck
13:18Godspeed Artemis 2
13:20let's go
13:23it's fine
13:24but they never have
13:25any banter
13:27that's what I always think
13:27they're always trying
13:28to talk as if
13:29it's going to go on
13:29like some sort of
13:30monument or something
13:31where I think
13:32they just don't have
13:32any workplace banter
13:34like I'd love to hear
13:34just imagine doing
13:35the count like
13:36five
13:37four
13:37fuck what's that bit of
13:38metal that's falling
13:39off the top
13:39three
13:40two
13:41there's no coming
13:42out of the top
13:42only fucking about
13:43if you're one
13:43have a good one guys
13:46this was the emotive
13:48moment when each of
13:48the astronauts gave
13:49their final words
13:51thank you Charlie
13:52this is Victor
13:53we are going
13:54for our families
13:57MS1
13:58this is Christina
13:59we are going
14:00for our teammates
14:02MS2
14:03this is Jeremy
14:04we are going
14:06for all humanity
14:08that's lovely
14:09but you reckon
14:09the first two
14:10were like
14:10oh give it a rest
14:11Jeremy
14:13family teammates
14:14you don't have
14:14to bring humanity
14:15into war
14:16ooh look at me
14:17I'm doing this
14:18for humanity
14:20we have to spend
14:21ten days with this
14:21prick
14:22I'm going to start
14:23doing that
14:23when I'm at work
14:24just go
14:25I'm doing blankety
14:26blank for humanity
14:28I'm doing that
14:29for humanity
14:31I just think
14:31he's not doing it
14:32for humanity
14:33is he
14:33he's not doing it
14:34for me
14:34if you want to do
14:35something for humanity
14:36get McDonald's
14:37to bring back
14:37the McRib
14:40the crew will be
14:41in a cramped space
14:42the size of two
14:42small camper vans
14:43for ten days
14:44passing around the moon
14:45on day six
14:46there was a tense
14:48moment for the
14:48astronauts
14:48when a fault
14:49was found
14:49with the onboard
14:50toilet
14:50in fact
14:51it was with
14:52the toilet fan
14:53oh
14:53it was in fact
14:54because I just
14:54imagined like
14:55one of the astronauts
14:56just coming out
14:56going
14:57I'll give that
14:57a couple of
14:58light years
15:00would it be bad
15:01to crack a window
15:02is it worth it
15:03is it worth it
15:06the toilet itself
15:07costs around
15:07seventeen million
15:08dollars
15:09and comes with
15:10foot restraints
15:11and ear protectors
15:12oh I thought
15:13the seventeen million
15:14was just for a plumber
15:15to do that call out
15:17the ear protectors
15:18are for the person
15:19on the toilet
15:19or the other people
15:22the toilet makes
15:23such a loud noise
15:24because it's zero
15:25gravity
15:26it has to basically
15:27suck all the waste
15:28and take it away
15:30so it makes a loud
15:31noise and you need
15:31ear protectors
15:32oh
15:33I don't know why
15:34you need foot restraints
15:35I'm assuming
15:37I'm assuming it's
15:38so that you don't
15:39I mean literally
15:40launch yourself
15:41across the room
15:45if it's
15:46I don't
15:46I don't want to
15:47speak for everyone
15:47but if it's providing
15:48that much propulsion
15:49for other people
15:51I'm doing it wrong
15:53but I mean
15:54it's zero gravity
15:55it's got a
15:56I mean
15:56what happens
15:57when you fart
15:58in space
15:58like
15:59you can't hide it
16:00if you've just
16:00shot across the room
16:05that one was
16:06for humanity
16:09the toilet is
16:10a step up
16:11from past
16:11Apollo missions
16:12which saw
16:12astronauts
16:13taping a bag
16:14to their own
16:15buttocks
16:16Jesus Christ
16:17oh my God
16:18yeah
16:18that new walk
16:19feels a bit
16:20different now
16:20new Armstrong
16:21with a bag
16:22tape to his
16:23arse
16:23up
16:24one small bag
16:25for man
16:26one giant man
16:28for piss
16:28it's a
16:29one giant man
16:30one giant bag
16:31there was a
16:32famous line
16:33uttered on board
16:33Apollo 10
16:34and this is a
16:35direct quote
16:35give me a napkin
16:36quick
16:36there's a turd
16:37floating through
16:38the air
16:40why have they
16:41got napkins
16:41up in the first
16:42place
16:42for fine dining
16:43I don't know
16:45to catch turds
16:46probably
16:47why else
16:48would you use
16:48a napkin
16:49it's not like
16:50they give me
16:50them a prep
16:51the astronauts
16:52were interviewed
16:53overnight
16:54and they explained
16:54how they sleep
16:55in this fascinating
16:56clip
16:58sleeping here
16:59is uh
16:59it's actually
17:00sort of
17:00comical
17:01Christina
17:01has been
17:02sleeping
17:02heads down
17:03in the middle
17:03of the vehicle
17:04kind of like
17:05a bat
17:05suspended from
17:06our docking
17:06tunnel
17:07Victor's been
17:08up where
17:08Jeremy is
17:09right now
17:09he's got a
17:09nice little
17:10nook wedged
17:10in there
17:11and then
17:11Jeremy has
17:12been stretched
17:13out on seat
17:14one and I've
17:14been sleeping
17:15under the
17:16displays just
17:17in case
17:17anything goes
17:18wrong
17:18it's more
17:19comfortable
17:19than you
17:20would think
17:20and it's
17:21nice to
17:22sleep in
17:23weightlessness
17:23again
17:23every time
17:24I was
17:24dozing off
17:25last night
17:25I had that
17:26image that I
17:26was tripping
17:27off a curb
17:27and I was
17:28waking myself up
17:29so my body's
17:30getting re-acclimated
17:31it's been a few
17:31years since I've
17:32been up here
17:33I was hoping
17:34when he got to
17:35himself he goes
17:35and I sleep
17:36naked
17:40what's my
17:41bollocks doing
17:41zero gravity
17:45before the trip
17:46crew member
17:46Reid Wiseman
17:47said quote
17:47there are
17:47definitely going
17:48to be things
17:48by day six
17:49seven eight
17:50nine that
17:50we're like
17:51man all right
17:51I need a little
17:52space and I
17:53can't get any
17:53right now
17:54and then said
17:54like clicking
17:55a pen cap
17:56can annoy
17:56somebody over
17:57ten days
17:57in a small
17:58capsule
17:58which begs
17:59the question
18:00what would
18:00we be like
18:01in space
18:01imagine him
18:02trying to dodge
18:03loads of floating
18:03legs
18:05day six
18:06the socks
18:06just floats out
18:07of my crown
18:08I like
18:09I can like the
18:10idea of you
18:11going Alex
18:12we can't
18:12the radio
18:13we're not
18:13we're not able
18:14to get back to
18:14Houston
18:14it's like
18:15no sorry mate
18:15I changed it to
18:16Kishtry earlier
18:18I like the idea
18:19you've waited 21
18:20years for Arsenal
18:20to win the league
18:21and then you're
18:21trapped in space
18:24all right
18:25let's move on
18:26no Josh
18:27has already
18:27made that joke
18:28move on
18:28thank you
18:29no I think
18:30it's fair to say
18:30the mission to the
18:31moon has brought
18:31out the child
18:32in all of us
18:32sorry
18:33I was going
18:34to make a joke
18:34Josh had already
18:35done it
18:35and I was like
18:35well there's no
18:36point doing the
18:36same sock joke
18:37again
18:39I was going
18:39to do your
18:40impersonation
18:40I was going
18:41to be
18:41is there a bit
18:41of sock
18:42down here
18:43I was doing
18:44the voice
18:45as well
18:46NASA even
18:47had an initiative
18:48in which members
18:48of the public
18:49could send their
18:50names around
18:50the moon
18:51on an SD card
18:52so you sign up
18:53and they take
18:54an SD card
18:54and they take
18:56it around the moon
18:56your name goes
18:57around the moon
18:57they even put out
18:59a boarding pass
18:59that looked like
19:00this
19:00now we know
19:01that's what it
19:02looks like
19:02because one member
19:03of our production
19:04crew actually did
19:05it for her
19:05and her kids
19:06and her 7 year old
19:08is still pissed off
19:09that she's not
19:09actually going
19:10to the moon
19:10for Easter
19:13it's amazing
19:14and when you look
19:15into what they're
19:15actually doing
19:16it's amazing
19:16because the precision
19:17needed to do
19:18what they're doing
19:18is absolutely
19:19remarkable
19:20have a look
19:21at this fascinating
19:21clip
19:21it shows the magnitude
19:22of trying to coordinate
19:23a rocket from Earth
19:24that loops around
19:25a moving target
19:28okay
19:28so there's the rocket
19:29going around Earth
19:30it heads towards
19:31where the moon
19:32should be
19:32it hasn't come
19:33into shot yet
19:33because it's orbiting
19:34the Earth
19:34here it comes
19:36how close is that
19:38these astronauts
19:39are basically combining
19:40physics
19:40chemistry
19:41mathematics
19:41and darts
19:45the way it looked
19:46it kind of looked
19:47like you know
19:48when like your
19:48Uber driver
19:49takes a really
19:49long route
19:50home
19:51you've got ways
19:53mate
19:54is he doing
19:55another drop off
19:55performing
19:57it's almost impossible
19:58to put into words
19:58what they're managing
19:59to achieve
20:00but I think
20:00the final word
20:01should go to
20:01this excitable boy
20:02in America
20:03who managed
20:03to sum it all
20:04up beautifully
20:06why do you want
20:07to be here
20:08why do you love
20:08space
20:09why do you love
20:10being a part
20:11of history
20:12we're going back
20:12to the freaking moon
20:14that's why
20:16pretty much
20:17says it all
20:18alright
20:18let's welcome
20:19tonight's guest
20:20but let's do it
20:20with another special guest
20:21Josh
20:22oh do you want
20:22me to do it
20:23okay
20:25she's a telly legend
20:26he's a comedy star
20:28but I'm a sock
20:29so I've heard
20:29of neither of them
20:30it's Lorraine Kelly
20:31and Josh Pugh
20:49just for no apparent
20:51reason but we've
20:51got plenty
20:52does anyone want
20:52to kick it
20:53no
20:56I'm scunnered
20:57with them
20:57I've eaten
20:57far too many
20:58of them
20:58okay
20:59you're what
20:59sorry
21:00Lorraine
21:00I'm scunnered
21:01of them
21:01scunnered
21:02fed up
21:02had too many
21:04were you involved
21:05in the hoist
21:06I cannot possibly
21:06comment on that
21:08maybe
21:09did you both
21:10follow the moon
21:11mission
21:11what did you think
21:11of it
21:12oh my god
21:12it's so exciting
21:13so exciting
21:14what do you think
21:15are you not
21:15you're not that
21:16excited
21:16I'm not that
21:17excited
21:17I'm so excited
21:18there it is
21:19with astronauts
21:20if you want to go
21:21up fair enough
21:21and all that
21:22but it's when
21:23they try and make
21:23up they're doing
21:24it for us
21:25for all humanity
21:26all you know
21:27mankind
21:27we're not bothered
21:28lads
21:30no one's asking you to go up there
21:32I think it's just be honest
21:33you want to go on a rocket
21:34that's where you're going
21:35yeah
21:36you want to go wee into the sky
21:37that's what
21:38wee
21:38they had bother with the wees
21:40and the sky didn't they
21:41and you two cheeky monkeys
21:43I actually saw
21:44the original moon landing
21:46I was 10
21:46and watched it with my dad
21:48no Lorraine
21:49I know
21:49I know
21:50oh my word
21:51it was the best
21:53no Lorraine
21:54because you were making a joke
21:57and then it was
21:58oh but it's the sock
21:59no Lorraine
22:00no
22:01I love the sock
22:02I'm very very very into the sock
22:04so would you go into space Lorraine
22:06would I go
22:07if you told me now
22:08I would be away
22:08well can we finish the show first
22:12no it's amazing
22:13it's extraordinary
22:14the thing is
22:15the rockets they go from Florida though
22:17I just think there's better things to do
22:18in Florida
22:19you've got Animal Kingdom
22:22Lightning Lagoon
22:23you know
22:23Epcot
22:26there was
22:27I love the way people really got into it this week
22:29but I loved
22:30how watching various reporters around the world
22:32cover the rocket launch
22:33reminded everyone around the world
22:35of this classic clip
22:36you may have seen this
22:37James Burke
22:37it's often called
22:38the best timed piece of television ever
22:42and the two gases that he released
22:44from his particular version
22:46are the thermos flask
22:47the one lying on its side behind me now
22:50were hydrogen
22:51and oxygen
22:56if you release those two gases
22:58into a confined space
22:59with a hole at the other end of it
23:01and mix them as you do so
23:02and then
23:04set light to them
23:06you get
23:07that
23:15destination
23:15the moon
23:17wow
23:24it is incredible
23:26but how good would it have been
23:27if he'd have had a sock on his hand
23:31walking and talking
23:32isn't always easy to do on television
23:34as this revealing clip of Lorraine shows
23:39she's a mother of three
23:40she's a mother of three
23:41oh
23:44I'll do that again
23:46super moving help me
23:47help me
23:49I can't show you that
23:51I can't show you that
23:51I can't show you that
23:52I can't show you that
23:54oh
23:54I healed
23:55I healed
23:56and look
23:57we're going to give you a chance
23:58to redeem yourself tonight
23:59oh ok
24:00ok
24:00and recreate James Burke's
24:02iconic moment
24:03live in the studio
24:04we've written a little script for you
24:05it's on the autocue
24:06take it away Lorraine
24:07right ok
24:08hopefully
24:09this will work
24:10come on
24:11walking and talking on television
24:14is harder than it looks
24:15it requires coordination
24:17concentration
24:18and relaxation
24:19it's actually
24:21quite a bit
24:22of pressure
24:24like
24:25the pressure
24:26that's applied to a foot pump
24:27when somebody jumps on it
24:29if that pressure
24:30is then transferred
24:31to a child's toy
24:32pointing towards the sky
24:33you get this
24:47oh my god
24:48that doesn't normally happen to me
24:52yay
24:59we'll have more last leg for you
25:01after the break
25:02as we come back down to earth
25:03with a look at what's going on in Iran
25:04we'll see you in a little bit
25:06ah
25:06look at what's going on in Iran
25:19welcome back to last leg
25:21we're joined by Josh Pugh and Lorraine Kelly
25:24who is handing out chocolates to everyone in the audience
25:29oh Lorraine before you go
25:30someone said is it ok
25:31that you didn't get a hug
25:32when you came out
25:32it wasn't intentional
25:33no no we are hugged already
25:36didn't we
25:36backstage we hugged
25:38don't tell her
25:38was the someone
25:39that texted that in yourself
25:41you
25:42honestly
25:43you didn't get concerned
25:44by so many things
25:44someone else said
25:45is it ok
25:46that someone left
25:46some anti-back spray
25:48on the desk
25:48at the beginning of the show
25:49yes that was an accident
25:52mad brummie said
25:53is it ok
25:54Trump broke the window
25:54and is now running away
25:56look it's been a big week
25:57for the American president
25:58in fact I'm going to do something now
25:59I'm going to read off a list of things
26:01Donald Trump said this week
26:02and I want you to tell me
26:03which one I've added
26:04as an April Fool's joke
26:07this week Donald Trump said
26:08that he hangs around with losers
26:10because it makes him feel
26:11better about himself
26:12told an audience of Saudi investors
26:13they could ask him
26:14anything about sex
26:15said he doesn't like
26:17museums and libraries
26:18so his library
26:18will be a hotel
26:20and claimed that a woman
26:21should have autonomy
26:22over her own body
26:25yeah you picked it
26:26it was the last one right
26:28can I just say
26:29anyone who says
26:29ask me anything about sex
26:31sounds like someone
26:31who's never done it
26:34as the war on Iran continues
26:35the Strait of Humoz
26:36remains closed
26:37President Trump took
26:38the truth social
26:39to tell Britain
26:39it should either buy
26:40its jet fuel from the US
26:42or quote
26:43go get your own
26:44not surprising
26:45from a guy who said
26:46when you're famous
26:47you can just grab them
26:48by the pussy
26:49Iran is now considering
26:50placing a toll
26:50on any ships
26:51passing through
26:52the Strait of Humoz
26:52in what one commentator
26:54described as
26:54an ayatoll booth
26:58don't hate it
27:00what do we think
27:00of Donald Trump
27:01saying we should
27:01get our own oil
27:02well I think
27:03we just fight back
27:04we just
27:05choose British products
27:06you should get
27:07your own hobnobs
27:10you know what Trump
27:11get your own
27:11Ambrosia cream pride
27:14this side
27:15you guys
27:16it's just like
27:17the way Trump
27:18speaks to Britain
27:19it's like he's
27:21like a lad
27:21trying to get his mate
27:22to do something stupid
27:23all the time
27:24yeah
27:24like set fire to the
27:26farts or something
27:26the old you would have
27:27done it
27:27the old you
27:28she's changed you
27:29the old you
27:30would have done it
27:30okay
27:32he's a kid man
27:33he's ridiculous
27:33it's ridiculous
27:34and look at this
27:35oh yeah
27:35he's blaming us
27:36this is mad
27:37like we didn't have
27:38he's the one who
27:39went and started it
27:40he's having a go at us
27:41and it's basically like
27:42what he's saying is
27:43why aren't you doing
27:44anything about
27:44these pants
27:45that I've shitting
27:45that I'm wearing
27:48and look at this
27:49one country that seems
27:50to be doing well
27:50out of the crisis
27:51it's Russia
27:52because just as
27:53their war effort
27:54was starting to run
27:54out of money
27:55Donald Trump
27:56eased sanctions
27:57on Russian oil
27:58the price of which
27:59has now gone
27:59through the roof
28:00so the Russian
28:00economy is now
28:01pulling in
28:02hundreds of millions
28:03of dollars a day
28:04thanks to Donald
28:05Trump
28:06so it turns out
28:07he is good for the
28:07economy
28:08just not American
28:10Trump also said
28:11this week
28:11he'd consider
28:11pulling the US
28:12out of NATO
28:13saying
28:14I always knew
28:14they were a paper
28:15tiger
28:15and then added
28:16and Putin knows
28:17that too by the way
28:18get a room
28:21a lot of countries
28:22around the world
28:22are now struggling
28:23to deal with the
28:24current energy crisis
28:25Sri Lanka
28:25have introduced
28:26a four day
28:26working week
28:27news anchors
28:28in Thailand
28:29took off their
28:29jackets on air
28:30and their government
28:31have told officials
28:32to wear short sleeve
28:33shirts without neckties
28:35but have a look
28:36at Bangkok's weather
28:37for the next week
28:38it's like 37
28:40they should be wearing
28:41short sleeves
28:41anyway
28:43are you guys worried
28:44about the energy crisis
28:46I mean
28:47anything with crisis in
28:48it gets my alarm bells
28:49ringing
28:49yeah
28:55he knows things
28:57he knows
28:59mental health
29:00Cuban Miss Oil
29:02cost of living
29:03cost of living
29:04crisis
29:04all of them
29:05one woman
29:06time crisis
29:08one woman
29:08was spotted
29:09filling Sainsbury's
29:10bags with petrol
29:10and storing them
29:11in the boot
29:11of her car
29:13Sainsbury's bags
29:14that's the
29:15unbelievable image
29:16I think putting
29:17petrol in a plastic
29:18bag really shows
29:18where you stand
29:19on climate change
29:24fuck you
29:25Grafenberg
29:27Gukas said
29:28is it okay
29:28the king's visit
29:29to the US
29:29is going to be
29:30very awkward
29:31yeah so this week
29:32it was confirmed
29:32the king and queen
29:33state visit
29:33is going to take
29:34place next month
29:34even though Trump
29:35spent a lot of this
29:36week slagging off
29:37Keir Starmer
29:38in fact
29:38Trump even stated
29:39that the king
29:40would have backed
29:41him over the war
29:42in Iran
29:43his exact words
29:44were
29:44I like him
29:45I always liked him
29:46as a prince
29:46he's a good man
29:47a great representative
29:48for your country
29:48I think it would
29:49have taken a very
29:50different stand
29:51but he doesn't
29:52do that
29:52I mean he's
29:53a great gentleman
29:54I don't think
29:55Charles would have
29:56taken a different
29:56stand on the war
29:57I don't think so
29:57either
29:58he talks to plants
29:59yeah
29:59poop
30:01his car runs
30:02on biofuels
30:03he's kind
30:03his favourite hobby
30:04is angling
30:05that's not a
30:05warmonger
30:06that's a fishmonger
30:10you've met
30:10the king right
30:11I have
30:11is he the kind
30:12of guy that would
30:13be like yeah
30:13get in there
30:14no he would not
30:15and the poor soul
30:16that has to go
30:17and sit
30:18and break bread
30:19with Trump
30:19I know he's met
30:20lots of despots
30:21yeah yeah
30:22in his life
30:22but I don't know
30:23how you get through
30:24that
30:24do you just
30:25kind of sit there
30:25thinking
30:26soon I can go
30:26home to Camilla
30:27and watch the racing
30:29with a gin and tonic
30:30is that how you
30:31get through it
30:31I don't know
30:32well is it true
30:33also the king
30:33can't really give
30:34an opinion
30:34on whether he'd go
30:35to war
30:36and Donald Trump
30:36knows that
30:37of course he does
30:38so he's just
30:38he's just
30:39baiting
30:40they've got
30:40they've got
30:41mutual acquaintances
30:42his brother
30:55the Guardian's
30:56photo editor
30:57obviously had a
30:58little bit of fun
30:58this week
30:58perfect
30:59look like they
31:00were purposely
31:00choosing photos
31:01that made the
31:01king look
31:02sceptical of
31:02Trump
31:02there was this
31:03one
31:05are they
31:06passing drugs
31:09cheers for that
31:10Donald
31:10I really needed
31:11that
31:12and the Guardian
31:13also ran with
31:14this perfectly
31:14captured shot
31:17it looks like
31:18the king's
31:19going
31:19ooh
31:19and he's just
31:20seeing Trump
31:21like zipper
31:22bollock in his
31:23zip
31:25he's only trying
31:26to get a sock
31:26out
31:26and oh
31:27it looks like
31:28they're struggling
31:29for an answer
31:29on celebrity
31:30pointless
31:33ooh
31:34you forgot
31:35to Captain
31:35Harland
31:36ooh
31:38that actually
31:38is a photo
31:39of Charles
31:39talking to a
31:40plant
31:42the scramble
31:42for fuel
31:43is going to
31:43test all of us
31:44so Josh and Alex
31:44have come up
31:45with a way
31:45to get us
31:45prepared
31:46yes we have
31:47so he was
31:47basically as
31:48soon as we
31:48saw the image
31:49of a woman
31:49putting petrol
31:50in Sainsbury's
31:51bags
31:51we basically
31:52thought
31:52this could
31:53fuel
31:53some hilarity
31:55oh yeah
31:55good
31:56huh
31:56huh
31:57huh
31:57more to the point
31:59more to the point
32:00pad out the show
32:02so we're going to
32:03put on
32:03we've got a
32:03special petrol pump
32:05hats for this
32:08and Alex has got
32:09a jingle made
32:09would you like to
32:10cue the jingle
32:11Alex
32:11let's play
32:17you've got to
32:17patrol with it
32:19you've got to
32:20feel your bag
32:30okay
32:31here we are
32:33in our
32:33petrol pumps
32:35me and Alex
32:35two petrol pumps
32:36as you can see
32:37I've got green on
32:38my face
32:38because I am
32:39unleaded
32:40yes and as you
32:41can see
32:41I'm diesel
32:42so I've got a
32:43black hat on
32:44and I'm
32:45do you know what
32:46actually
32:46shall we just
32:46continue with this
32:50I'm going to get
32:51cancelled
32:51it is
32:52Hilsie versus
32:53Levine
32:53and I can tell you
32:54that this couldn't
32:55be more important
32:56Josh
32:56do you know why
32:57why
32:57because there's
32:58a very special
32:59prize on offer
33:01right so here's
33:03what you have to do
33:03you have to get
33:04as much
33:05highly flammable
33:06petrol
33:06in shopping bags
33:08across our
33:09tricky assault
33:10course
33:10from one end
33:11of the forecourt
33:12to the other
33:13it's that simple
33:15Hilsie we ask
33:16you
33:16it's the forecourt
33:17so please don't
33:17use your mobile
33:18absolutely
33:19and Lorraine
33:20please don't
33:20light up
33:21I don't know
33:22how
33:23okay then
33:24let's talk you
33:24through the course
33:25first you must
33:26fill your bag
33:27at the petrol pump
33:27over there
33:28that'll have a
33:29street value
33:29of about eight
33:30grand at the
33:30moment
33:31and then you've
33:31got to negotiate
33:32your way through
33:32the mountain
33:33of charcoal
33:34boquets
33:34and then slalom
33:35in and out
33:36of the caution
33:37wet floor
33:37signs
33:38grab yourself
33:39a bunch of
33:40shitty flowers
33:40that you might be
33:41buying for a
33:42family member
33:42you don't like
33:43you'll buy a
33:44scratch card
33:45from an
33:45under-motivated
33:46forecourt
33:47attendant
33:48finally
33:49pour your
33:50amazing
33:50petrol
33:51into the
33:51car boot
33:52the person
33:52who fills
33:53their car boot
33:53with the most
33:54petrol
33:54is the winner
33:55capisce
33:57yeah
33:57cool
33:58take your
33:58positions
33:59please
33:59over there
34:00there you go
34:02let's kick it off
34:02for our contestant
34:03you go
34:04this side
34:04I'll go
34:04this side
34:09are you ready
34:09ready
34:10three
34:11two
34:12one
34:12pump
34:13pump it
34:14oh here they go
34:15they're pumping away
34:16now
34:17who do you fancy
34:18to win this
34:19Alex
34:19I think Kelsey's
34:20struggling already
34:21he's not having this
34:22he seems like
34:22Lorraine's not messing
34:23about
34:24Lorraine's got the
34:25he's worked in a
34:26petrol station
34:27before
34:28Lorraine feels like
34:29somebody's siphoned
34:30petrol
34:33I'll be honest
34:34this bit's lasting
34:34longer than we'd
34:35anticipated
34:37not the first time
34:38we've said that
34:41just go for the
34:42two hands
34:43if you need it
34:43there you go
34:44here we go
34:45all right
34:46look over the
34:46chocolate
34:47in and out
34:48go on
34:49go on
34:50go on
34:50get your flowers
34:52get your flowers
34:53get your scratch card
34:54please
34:54oh two bunches
34:56oh Lorraine's a romantic
34:57grab your scratch card
34:58me
34:58that'll do
35:00yep
35:00okay
35:01thank you
35:02fill it up
35:03fill it up
35:04fill it up
35:05fill it up
35:05fill it up
35:06fill it up
35:06fill it up
35:07fill it up
35:08fill it up
35:08oh my god
35:12oh my god
35:13oh my god
35:13oh my god
35:14Lorraine
35:14oh god I need a wee
35:15so much
35:18I can tell you
35:20that our winner is
35:22Lorraine Keller
35:30and there is your
35:33bouquet of Kit Kat
35:34oh no
35:38congratulations
35:41it's going to have to
35:41go to VAR
35:42well and more
35:43last thing for you
35:44after the break
35:45as we take a look
35:45at the upcoming
35:46world cup
35:46but Josh
35:47I think it's time
35:48to burn some of this
35:48petrol off
35:49yes let's go for this
35:50right
35:51everyone duck
35:51we're going to go
35:52big on this burning
35:53three
35:53two
35:54one
36:08welcome back to
36:09The Last Minute
36:10we're joined by
36:11Josh Q and Lorraine Kelly
36:12time to talk football now
36:13but before we do
36:14let's welcome a man
36:14who's become an online
36:15sensation
36:16as the assistant manager
36:17of the Sunday League
36:18team Royal Oak FC
36:20please welcome
36:20Steve Bracknell
36:34lovely to have you here
36:36Steve big game this
36:37weekend you want to
36:37tell everyone explain for
36:38everyone what the game
36:40is it's being billed as
36:41the biggest game in
36:43Sunday League history
36:45I've billed it that
36:46I'll be frank
36:483,000 people are coming
36:50to watch two pub teams
36:51playing a football match
36:53on Easter Sunday
36:54at 2pm
36:54who are the pub teams
36:55Royal Oak
36:56my team
36:57I'm assistant manager
36:58let's not get
36:58unguppon titles mate
37:02I'm the assistant host mate
37:03don't worry about it
37:06no comment
37:08and there's no love lost
37:10and for the people
37:11who can't make it
37:12on the day
37:12can they watch it
37:14I'm allowed to mention
37:15BBC aren't I
37:17I mean who knows
37:17these days
37:18but yeah go for it
37:23don't get me involved
37:24in that
37:26the BBC
37:27have kindly agreed
37:29to live stream it
37:30to the Games Gone
37:30YouTube channel
37:31amazing
37:32we're going to have
37:33people from all around
37:34globe
37:36watching 22 overweight
37:37blokes
37:39trying to put
37:40ball it back
37:40and look I understand
37:42you're a big fan of
37:42Alex Brooker
37:43so much so
37:43you've written a chant
37:44for him
37:45last night
37:46I spent an hour
37:47in shower naked
37:48well I've always
37:48naked in shower
37:49but
37:51singing about Alex
37:52and Nick is going
37:53Stephen are you alright
37:54I'm alright love
37:56would you like to hear it
37:56I'd love to hear it
37:57please
37:58yeah
38:00it's to the tune
38:01of marching in
38:02two by two
38:05he'll never play
38:06in a football team
38:08they said
38:08they said
38:09they were always
38:10making jokes
38:11about his leg
38:12his leg
38:13now making jokes
38:15is how he gets
38:16paid
38:16and now he's
38:17playing in soccer
38:18day
38:18all of Broker
38:20England's number
38:21nine
38:21da da da da
38:23da da da
38:24da da da
38:25da da
38:26da da da
38:28da da da
38:28da da
38:29da da da
38:29da da da
38:29da da
38:30da da da
38:31da da da
38:32da da da
38:33da da da
38:33and we all
38:34walk
38:35Broker
38:35he's in the number
38:37nine
38:37oh my god
38:42thanks for speed
38:43thank you
38:45thank you so much
38:47that was like
38:47make a wish
38:48thank you
38:50thank you
38:51and now Josh
38:52you play for the
38:53partially sighted
38:54England futsal team
38:55I do yeah
38:56and you got a
38:57visit from an
38:57important manager
38:58yeah before a
38:59tournament in
39:00Turkey we were
39:01training in
39:01Manchester to
39:02motivate the
39:03lads our
39:04manager brought in
39:05a special guest
39:05and introduced him
39:06as Gareth
39:08no surname
39:09didn't give a surname
39:09obviously the lads are
39:11visually impaired
39:11we couldn't see
39:12that Gareth Southgate
39:14was stood
39:17and we were just
39:18very underwhelmed
39:22wait after he's got
39:23like a shirt on
39:24we think he works
39:25for the hotel
39:28any questions for
39:29Gareth
39:29well my room key's
39:31not working
39:35yeah first and
39:36second name we need
39:40and look Lorraine I
39:41understand you're
39:41going to be like
39:42we've got the
39:42World Cup coming
39:43up yes I
39:44understand you're
39:45going to be one
39:45of the games
39:46yes we're going to
39:47the Morocco game
39:47well hopefully I'm
39:49going because you
39:49know there's that
39:50thing where if you've
39:51been horrible about
39:51Donald Trump
39:52yes so I might get
39:53I was hoping that
39:54we'd be Canada or
39:55Mexico but we're
39:56not and I'm just
39:58worried that you
39:59know when I get
39:59there they wouldn't
40:00let me in because
40:01I might have said a
40:02bad thing about
40:02Donald Trump I
40:03think the nicest
40:03thing I said was
40:04even a twat
40:14is there any
40:15message you'd
40:16like to give to
40:16the Scotland team
40:17ahead of the
40:17world I just so
40:18happen to be
40:18sitting on this
40:19I would wave
40:21this around and
40:22say the famous
40:23thing is no
40:24Scotland no party
40:25no Scotland
40:26no party
40:26it's true
40:27it's true
40:28it's true
40:29it's true
40:29it's true
40:30it's true
40:31it's true
40:33I'm so happy
40:34you didn't keep
40:35that now Josh
40:35does with his
40:36socks
40:38I'm just going
40:39to wear it
40:39and look Steve
40:41we've asked you
40:41ahead of coming
40:42here tonight
40:42if you could
40:42prepare a little
40:43bit of a speech
40:43for the England
40:44team
40:44you gave me
40:4524 hour
40:45to be frank
40:47to be honest
40:49it's more time
40:50than we take
40:50to write the
40:51show
40:53so the stage
40:54is yours
40:54thank you
41:04we were all
41:05young kids
41:05once upon a
41:06time
41:07we had
41:08dreams
41:09big dreams
41:10I never
41:11laid in bed
41:12at night
41:12dreaming about
41:13being an
41:14electrician
41:15no we wanted
41:16to be
41:16astronauts
41:17who fly
41:17at moon
41:18but he
41:19couldn't
41:22some of us
41:22wanted to play
41:23for England
41:24in a world
41:25cup final
41:26and in two
41:27months time
41:28some of you
41:29lads have got
41:29the chance
41:30to make that
41:30a reality
41:31a world
41:32cup final
41:33I mean
41:33we're not
41:33sending Annie
41:34Maguire
41:34at moon
41:36I hope
41:36not anyway
41:37we need him
41:39all I ask
41:40of you lads
41:40is to keep
41:41dreaming
41:42listen I can
41:43forgive a bad
41:44pass a penalty
41:44miss
41:45but what I
41:46cannot forgive
41:47is the inability
41:49to believe
41:50we can do it
41:51well you're
41:51not as sure
41:52as that
41:55we live
41:55in divisive
41:56times
41:57and the
41:57opportunities
41:58for this
41:58country to
41:59come together
42:00a few
42:00and far
42:00between
42:02it was
42:02Gallagher's
42:03last summer
42:03that brought
42:04us together
42:04me and I
42:05Nicky
42:05had the best
42:06day of his
42:06life
42:06unbelievable
42:08but now
42:09it's your
42:09turn
42:09to go and
42:10play your
42:11heart
42:11not for
42:11me
42:12not for
42:12Whiddicombe
42:13not for
42:13Brooker
42:13do it for
42:14kids
42:15up and
42:15down
42:15country
42:16who are
42:16still
42:16dreaming
42:17and if
42:18football
42:18comes home
42:19and I
42:19mean this
42:20from the
42:20bottom
42:20of my
42:21heart
42:21if it
42:22comes
42:22home
42:22I'm
42:23banging
42:23a
42:23bargain
42:24bucket
42:26gravy
42:26coleslaw
42:27viennetta
42:28beans
42:28job
42:28lot
42:28it's
42:29on me
42:29and I
42:29mean
42:29that
42:30so get
42:31up
42:31and
42:32play
42:33for
42:33that
42:33badge
42:33but
42:34more
42:34importantly
42:36let's
42:36try
42:36and
42:36stay
42:37together
42:37as
42:37one
42:38alright
42:38Steve
42:40yeah
42:47we'll
42:47have to
42:47the last
42:48week
42:48for you
42:48after the
42:48break
42:49Josh
42:49will
42:49have
42:49the
42:49last
42:50seven
42:50days
42:50and
42:50we're
42:51going to
42:51unveil
42:51an
42:51anthem
42:52for
42:52the
42:52World
42:52Cup
42:52we'll
42:53see
42:53you
42:53in
42:53a
42:53little
42:53bit
43:07welcome
43:08back
43:08to
43:08last
43:08leg
43:09we're
43:09joined
43:09by
43:09Josh
43:09Hugh
43:10Lorraine
43:10Kelly
43:10and
43:11Steve
43:11Bracknell
43:12last week
43:13on the
43:13show
43:13we met
43:13someone
43:13by the
43:14name
43:14of
43:14Becky
43:14Coleman
43:14now
43:15Becky
43:15was
43:15aiming
43:15to
43:15become
43:16the
43:16first
43:16wheelchair
43:17user
43:17to
43:17row
43:18the
43:18Oxford
43:18and
43:18Cambridge
43:19boat
43:19race
43:19course
43:20arms
43:20only
43:21yesterday
43:22she
43:22smashed
43:23it
43:23in
43:2333
43:24minutes
43:24and
43:24sent
43:25us
43:25this
43:25picture
43:26with
43:26the
43:26little
43:26hands
43:27in
43:27a
43:27boat
43:27that
43:27we
43:27gave
43:28her
43:28Becky
43:29is
43:29here
43:29tonight
43:29Becky
43:30congratulations
43:31well done
43:44I also
43:45want to
43:45give a
43:45shout out
43:46to the
43:46Keithley
43:46Cougars
43:46rugby
43:47league
43:47team
43:47if I
43:47can
43:47last
43:48year
43:48on
43:48the
43:48show
43:48you
43:48might
43:49remember
43:49Alistair
43:49Campbell
43:50challenged
43:50Keithley
43:50to help
43:51out the
43:51Ukrainian
43:52rugby
43:52league
43:52team
43:53Keithley
43:53then
43:54provided
43:54them
43:54with
43:54their
43:54official
43:55kit
43:55offered
43:55to
43:55fly
43:56a
43:56bunch
43:56of
43:56teenage
43:58rugby
43:59league
43:59players
44:00from
44:00Ukraine
44:01to
44:01the
44:01UK
44:01for
44:01a
44:02week
44:02the
44:02Ukrainian
44:03kids
44:03landed
44:03into
44:04Leeds
44:04Bradford
44:04this
44:04afternoon
44:05they're
44:05going to
44:05spend
44:05the
44:06weekend
44:06in
44:06Keithley
44:06and
44:07Castleford
44:07playing
44:08and
44:08watching
44:08rugby
44:09league
44:09which is
44:10awesome
44:10they're
44:11also
44:11taking
44:11a
44:12day
44:12trip
44:12to
44:12Haworth
44:13home
44:14of the
44:15Bronte
44:15sisters
44:16because
44:16you know
44:16how much
44:17rugby
44:17league
44:17players
44:18love
44:18the
44:18Bronte
44:18sisters
44:21he's
44:21Cliff
44:26this is
44:27the
44:27greatest
44:27audience
44:28of
44:28all
44:35Josh
44:38has been
44:39orbiting
44:39the
44:39last
44:39seven
44:39days
44:40what
44:40have
44:40you
44:40got
44:41okay
44:43you've
44:44got to
44:44read it
44:44off the
44:44card
44:45would
44:45you
44:45like
44:46to
44:46see
44:46an
44:46incredible
44:46clip
44:47of
44:47what
44:47could
44:47possibly
44:48go wrong
44:48when collecting
44:49your food
44:49at
44:49the
44:50end
44:50of
44:50a
44:50night
44:50out
44:51yes
44:52please
44:57oh
44:57no
45:02it's
45:02the way
45:03he tries
45:03to save
45:04it
45:04it's
45:05such a
45:05journey
45:06then
45:06would
45:07you
45:07like
45:07to
45:07see
45:07some
45:07awkward
45:08footage
45:08of
45:08poor
45:09old
45:09Craig
45:09Doyle
45:10being
45:10interrupted
45:11during
45:12rugby
45:12team's
45:12warm-up
45:13yes
45:14you
45:14only
45:14can
45:15so
45:15we
45:15said
45:16to
45:16you
45:16remember
45:16the
45:17team
45:17you
45:17need
45:17an
45:17initiation
45:18you
45:18need
45:18to
45:18get a
45:19song
45:19in
45:19the
45:19boss
45:19you
45:19get
45:20a
45:20damn
45:20something
45:20disgusting
45:22you're going to kick this ball
45:23yeah it's going to be a debut defining moment I think
45:25you're a pro footballer watch you guys let's have a look
45:28brave man
45:31get there it's good effort it's good effort these chaps are giving me this
45:35would you sign him Jeff would you sign him
45:46all right we are about to end the show with a song for the world cup but before
45:49we do would you please thank our guests Josh Pugh
46:04we'll be back later in the year with more last leg but right now with the world cup coming up
46:09we thought we'd give a shout out to all the countries competing and wish them luck with every single part
46:15of their journey
46:23looking at a summer of 48 countries and all the competing here
46:30i sit and i wonder just who to cheer
46:38england
46:41not wales that they went with failure but in june
46:47scotland might dance to a different tune
46:51tune in to sea rich nation
46:53gets to u.s. in vibration
46:56getting into america
46:59getting into america
47:02has become a massive pain
47:05out
47:08but the urban hurts the golvina
47:11norway switzerland portugal maybe france
47:16even croatia have got a chance
47:22sweden jordan and ghana
47:26brazil ivory coast and uzbekistan
47:32we're not gonna put money on iran
47:36we're not gonna put money on iran
47:36which country's gonna be central
47:38wipe all the ass from your iphones
47:41getting into america
47:44whoa
47:45getting into america
47:47whoa
47:48has become a massive pain in the ass
47:52thanks for watching the last leg my name's adam hills we'll see you later in the air for the next
47:56leg
47:57that's a perfect car
48:07so
48:08wow
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