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The Audacity Season 1 Episode 4
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00:07what's your name soldier is that thing recording me you're teaching him about war the reason we're
00:12all here new headmaster dr beatrice webb carl barton all i need is for him to come on board
00:17for like three to five percent stake and i am invincible zero days since i stabbed someone
00:23joanne you threatened my livelihood i knew carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you i need you we're
00:28profiling every human on the planet what they want what they think people believe yes
00:38well joanne you were wrong about me you try to cut me off at the knees but i grew new
00:45shins and now
00:46i am big enough to forgive you and i got news oh and i i know you're gonna want to
00:52hear it
00:53i've been doubting myself my abilities but fucking a this guy is formidable and i just had the most
01:01volcanic sex with someone who's been with me the whole time my most committed sexual partner myself
01:11i loved myself and isn't that the whole point of therapy i i gave love to me
01:25maybe it's it's the most most important love of all it wasn't uh whatever penetrative sex with my wife
01:32but i penetrated my fist
01:40yeah you know what that fist that fist is now a symbol
01:45of my strength against all odds and my belief in me okay call me back it's duncan
02:06i'm gonna shut up
02:15friends quants sons of milpitas hyper gnomes assemble ask not if we will have the honor of
02:26hosting the legend and new partner and board member carl bardoff
02:35we will he's coming carl bardoff is coming he isn't one of us
02:46oh
02:48i'm not lying
02:55we're gonna make money
02:56with my name!
02:58Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
03:02Go! Go! Go!
03:11It's a team!
03:13It's a team!
03:18Second, I'm beefing up Xander's back, Dan.
03:25Can't you hurry up?
03:27No, I can't.
03:28Martin.
03:31You're mad. You seem mad.
03:34Are you mad at me?
03:35You want me to vomit up all the awful things you said about me last night?
03:39I've better things to do, Martin.
03:43I only repeated all the demeaning things you said to me about Xander.
03:48That was... that was talk.
03:51That was...
03:53I was offering you my help.
03:55My time. My smarts.
03:57Something that most people actually value.
03:59Cupertino, for instance.
04:01Only the most important tech company to ever exist.
04:04You said they don't value you.
04:08Know what?
04:09Buck her off, Martin.
04:20Better yet.
04:22Ask Alexander if I bring a net positive on your team.
04:26Go on.
04:27Rhodes Scholar.
04:29Doctorate in Philosophy. Oxford.
04:31New York Times bestseller.
04:33And yes, don't even say it, Martin.
04:35One week on the list definitely counts.
04:37Go on, ask him. Then bugger off.
04:46Did you take your antibiotics?
04:48Yes, and they're just making it worse.
04:49Well, consider yourself lucky they didn't put you on heartworm pills.
05:01Honey, your needs are my needs.
05:03But my needs are also my needs.
05:05And I need to give my needs a bit more attention.
05:08Truth is, I'm not upset anymore.
05:11I'm just recalibrating.
05:21Flat white, please, for Anushka.
05:23Sure.
05:35Hey.
05:37Your proposal to send psychotherapists for the workers at a long gel factories.
05:43That was a prank, right?
05:46A bunch of us thought maybe Big Tim was sure it wasn't, but it was a prank, right?
05:51No.
05:52It certainly wasn't a prank.
05:55Damn.
05:56Big Tim always wins.
06:00Well, they're rioting now, so I guess the window for mindfulness has officially closed.
06:05Different factory.
06:07Right.
06:07Well, in that case, it's been considered at the highest levels and was found to be, sadly, utterly unworkable.
06:15But, Tim also found it to be hysterical.
06:19You know how he is.
06:21He loses faith in someone, especially if he suspects disloyalty.
06:25He can be quite cruel.
06:28Unforgiving, even.
06:29He forgave you for the massage therapist on your corporate card.
06:32What?
06:49We love science!
06:50We love facts!
06:51Now we need a place to run some laughs!
06:56Tripped on!
06:57Tungsten!
06:58We're lifting them in radium!
06:59Help us finance our brand new stadium!
07:02Give!
07:03Give!
07:04Give!
07:11Why do we need a stadium again?
07:13Do we have many or any athletes here?
07:16That's why we need a stadium.
07:18We need to start talking it up to parents of any prospective kids who even look like they throw a
07:22ball.
07:22Beatrice, I wanted to ask you.
07:24When you were at Harvard, did you know Millicent Giblin?
07:27What class were you in?
07:29Jason's ex.
07:30She used to attend bar at that place.
07:32You know, behind the coop.
07:34Grendel's Den.
07:35That's the one.
07:37I'm afraid I don't know Millicent.
07:38Parents and guardians need to be making your way to your child's first series.
07:42Okay, well, good to see you.
07:44Beatrice, it's always so hard to tell when you look so young.
07:48What year were you at Harvard?
07:51Lily, I never went to Harvard.
07:53All my degrees are from University of Wisconsin-Madison.
07:56A bachelor's, master's, and doctorate.
07:59That's funny.
08:01Wisconsin?
08:02Good comp lit program.
08:04Great Nepalese food.
08:18Hey.
08:19Hey.
08:20Made it.
08:21Fine.
08:22Um, hey, can you, um, can you do Jamie's first period?
08:26I have some trustee business.
08:32A robust art market starts right here.
08:36Finding creators of future value.
08:39Cultivating the taste of future collectors.
08:44We're starting with bridges because art is about connecting.
08:48So, find someone new, not your life partner, and, uh, have built something together.
08:55Uh, sir, uh, there, someone was looking for you.
08:57Warren partnered up.
09:01I saw those stinko investments you were taking.
09:04Seemed fine, but dumber.
09:06You need to stop spying on me.
09:07No, listen.
09:08I, you, I know you don't want me going through your underwear drawer, right?
09:12But let's be fair.
09:14That's where they keep your underwear.
09:16Ew.
09:16Can I tell you my nose?
09:19I got bored off.
09:21I did.
09:22He's mnesting.
09:23And he's joining the board.
09:25Yeah.
09:26After everything.
09:27Even if he left a scar.
09:31I, I'm impressed.
09:34And, and look, Duncan, I can recommend a new therapist for you.
09:38What?
09:38I really don't think you should be without one.
09:41You think I'm a lost cause?
09:42I don't.
09:43I just think you are a sucker for shortcuts.
09:45What does that mean?
09:47Look, I have a client.
09:48Uh, she's got daddy issues as thorny as yours.
09:51And she's had a string of toxic men all while holding down a big job.
09:55Serves on boards.
09:56Impressive, but miserable.
09:59But then we did the work and she's turned things around.
10:04And she is cutting all of them out of her life.
10:08She's even dating a woman now.
10:11Ingrid?
10:12Ingrid Tower.
10:15Ingrid.
10:18All right.
10:19How's everyone doing?
10:20Let's liven things up and switch partners.
10:23Like a square hand.
10:26Hey, hey, hey.
10:27You okay?
10:28Yeah?
10:28Yeah, I'm fine.
10:29Hey, mind if I jump in?
10:32odd man out do you mind if we brumple up okay okay let's just say it is ingrid right she's
10:41on the board of smoke and orlando lee is the ceo most toxic that ever lived i mean he makes
10:47his
10:47employees wear astronaut diapers while they're coding so orlando lee is your your star patient's
10:53bones right i mean is she trying to cut him out no and her name isn't the ingrid or fool
11:01sure okay
11:02but she's collecting the boats boardroom coup bye-bye toxic man united we purge
11:11the stock is gonna soar stock's not gonna soar everybody hates this guy yeah well i'm just
11:19saying it's probably not gonna soar for long it'll bump for one virtuous minute and then
11:23how are we doing over here great yeah great you good this is fabulous really inspiring stuff
11:29toxic men succeed because the fear they create produces
11:34what what what loyalty ingrid may have fixed her daddy issues the valley has not no one can fill
11:40his shoes it's a loser option and for most loyalty forbids even trying so power vacuum monster returns
11:48monster wins and then the stock will take off like rust without mercy oh you win boy i wish we
11:57had our
11:58session tomorrow you you are so good like i know you hate me maybe even wish me physical pain but
12:05i just
12:06have to say i'm serious you are an incredibly talented person if you were running the world it
12:14it would be a better place i know yeah all right show me what you've done
12:42yeah no buy it up i want 150 000 shares smooth
12:52duncan
12:55you know it kind of seemed like you're having a therapy session right there you really think that's
12:59appropriate well if you don't violate them how are you supposed to know where your boundaries are
13:04but you're right yeah yeah no tonight tonight's about the children yeah this one's pretty good
13:11little grace clancy sweet right let me ask you gary do you think uh my empathy makes me a better
13:20art
13:20lover i do have quite a collection yeah it's actually an interesting question like does
13:25does one need a developed sense of empathy to appreciate great art i mean i would say yes but
13:48anushka i didn't mean to hurt your feelings sometimes i'm not good at saying things i am i am sorry
13:54will you forgive me say what wow mary poppins is in a temper oh yeah
14:16did you call her uh yeah no who sorry the bloody reporter nena marx oh i hate her i i
14:25hate her
14:26did you read any of my texts i'm persona non grata at cubertino they think i leaked the acquisition
14:34rumor they think i'm profiting you're dead to me unless you solve this okay okay how can i help
14:40just tell me call nena put the rumors to bed she's got to print that the talks between cubertino and
14:47hypnosis are over stop it what stop it what set the record straight on the record take your medicine
14:55okay if you'll be my spoonful of sugar duncan i am being 10 000 percent serious and i am 10
15:01000
15:01percent going to call nena marx okay because in a few days carl bardoff is set to invest 300 million
15:08dollars in hyper g that's serious enough for you you banked bottle oh i bagged him i bagged him good
15:17and that's exactly what i'm going to tell nena marx he's a giant no and when carl and i close
15:21i swear
15:22i will shout it to everyone and big tim will know that you are true and loyal and he'd do
15:27a
15:27little vindication cha-cha on his desk you know splash a little ankle stop it i would if i could
15:33i would
15:34if i could i i just want you to know that i i think you're a very talented
15:43person and if you were running the world no doubt it would be a better place
16:15what is this
16:19Okay.
16:21Okay, okay.
17:07Please proceed safely to the front door of the school.
17:09Duncan.
17:11Oh, Lily?
17:12Where you been?
17:13To the board business.
17:14Come on.
17:15We need to leave now.
17:16Yeah, I was at art.
17:17Okay, I did math.
17:18Thank you so much.
17:20What...
17:21Duncan, please, what are you doing?
17:26Duncan, what are you...
17:27Hey, hey, you, um, can you open this?
17:30That's my...
17:30That is mine.
17:31Please.
17:31That is mine.
17:32We're good, Al.
17:33Oh, my God.
17:34This is mine.
17:35This is my cube.
17:35That's my cube.
17:36What is wrong with you?
17:39Jameson.
17:40Jameson stole my cube.
17:42That is...
17:42Oh, my...
17:43You said Thelma took it.
17:44No, she swore up and down that Thelma was innocent.
17:46Oh, don't fire her, Daddy.
17:48No, this...
17:49Oh, my God.
17:50I don't...
17:51I don't know, Duncan, but listen, I...
17:53We've gotta leave.
17:54Oh, no!
17:55Are you insane?
17:59Come on.
18:00Mind a check.
18:01Let's go.
18:09I'm so sorry for your loss.
18:11Yeah, may his, um...
18:13May his memory be a blessing.
18:17Oh, well, wouldn't it be a blessing?
18:18It's...
18:19Oh, no, no.
18:20I wasn't suggesting otherwise.
18:21It's...
18:21It's an expression.
18:23It's a...
18:24Jewish...
18:26Nope.
18:27Yep.
18:27Oh, okay.
18:28Bye-bye.
18:29Bye-bye.
18:32Um...
18:33Alvin died.
18:35Alvin the landlord?
18:37Yeah.
18:38Oh, no.
18:39I know.
18:40Such a sweet man.
18:42Oh, no.
18:43You know, I always felt that he kept the rent down because he knew that I was helping people.
18:48And, you know, he really liked you.
18:49He always...
18:50He always said, she's a dish.
18:51Who owns our house now?
18:53I guess his daughter, Beth.
18:55She's...
18:55I don't know.
18:56She wasn't very pleasant.
18:57I mean, she's a lawyer.
18:59I don't say no more.
19:00Gary, she's gonna jack the rent.
19:02Well...
19:02Or sell.
19:03Sell it out from under us.
19:04And why not?
19:04I mean, it's probably worth...
19:06You know, there might be a world in which he left us the house.
19:097.5 million?
19:12Oh, yeah, no.
19:12He's not gonna leave us the house.
19:14Oh, my God.
19:15If only he would've bought it.
19:16Or any house.
19:17What?
19:1810 years ago.
19:1815.
19:19Well, how was I supposed to buy a house 15 years ago?
19:21I was just getting started, and then I got priced out, and then I got divorced.
19:25Remember?
19:26I don't wanna lose our home.
19:28Our offices.
19:29I mean, how are we supposed to see our clients?
19:31This is so unfair.
19:33I mean, the only reason that the real estate market is sky high is because we keep these billionaire
19:36man-children sane enough to make that kind of money.
19:40Okay.
19:41I'm gonna call Beth back.
19:42No, you don't call.
19:43Okay?
19:43No.
19:44I will call.
19:46Okay.
19:50Carl, please, hi.
19:53First of all, I am so sorry about missing our session.
19:58It was, uh...
19:59It's okay.
19:59You're not charging me for it.
20:01No, no.
20:02God, no, no.
20:02It was, um, a family...
20:04And today's session, I mean, I'll gladly pay for it, but I don't think I should have
20:08to because, well, because, um, I'm firing you.
20:14Carl, my son was in the hospital.
20:16Is that what you do to therapists?
20:18Is that the right word?
20:19You fire them.
20:19Yeah, okay.
20:20I'm firing you.
20:21Yeah.
20:21Either way, I'm-I'm done.
20:23I always left here feeling a little bit castrated, and I need my balls, so thank you.
20:32Yeah, have a good-have a good day.
20:36I, uh, Carl, wait, we-there are, uh, other options.
20:39We could, um, we could maybe put a pause on your sessions, or some therapists do, um, retainers,
20:46so that you could, uh, call me if those anger issues arise.
20:50The problem is, is that the anger is what made me the money.
20:53But don't feel bad about it.
20:55You did me a favor when you stood me up like that.
20:58The scales fell from my eyes.
21:00I-I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
21:04Thank you, thank you.
21:05I, uh, well, I'm proud of you.
21:08I, uh, what's the, uh, what's the endeavor?
21:13Just because I would hate for you to-to be involved straight out of the gate, the-the therapy gate,
21:19in-in anything triggering.
21:22I'll be fine.
21:27Thanks.
21:30Thanks.
21:33Thanks, so much.
22:13Leave a message, or better yet, text.
22:15Beth, Joanne Felder here.
22:18Gary and I are heartbroken.
22:20Your father, what an extraordinary man.
22:23Alvin, you know, he and Gary developed a funny kind of bond.
22:26I won't say father-son exactly, but maybe generous uncle, peculiar nephew.
22:34They had their lunches.
22:35Gary always came home with a smile, like a midlife love affair.
22:39A platonic, obviously.
22:43Right, well, I mean, you must be swamped.
22:46It is a hell of a process, grieving.
22:50My couch is open to you, of course, anytime, on the house.
22:55Speaking of the house, I was calling to see if you could, between state lawyers and funeral homes, squeeze in
23:04a chat to discuss what you might be thinking.
23:07Or what Alvin was thinking, if he mentioned us in our situation.
23:14Not precarious, I won't say precarious precisely, but pre, pre, pre, I can't seem to finish my sentence.
23:25Uh, Beth, we want to talk about the rent, about, uh, keeping the rent, where, where we could possibly, uh...
23:35Press free to delete.
23:43Message delivered.
23:45Fuck!
23:53Fuck!
23:54Hi.
24:01Who is that dude?
24:04That's Sigmund Freud.
24:05Freud?
24:06Yeah.
24:07Are you familiar with Freud?
24:08Wasn't he, like, diddling his sister?
24:10I think you're thinking of Dickens.
24:11Oh, he was, like, the coke fiend, right?
24:13Oh, no, it was his daughter.
24:15No, no, no, no, he wasn't diddling Anna.
24:17Diddle with Anna's hat, didn't he?
24:18He analyzed her, and it was, some feel inappropriate.
24:22Tell it to the cocaine, right?
24:43Hello?
24:45Hello?
24:48Hello?
25:22Hey, are you, like, Gary, are you?
25:23jr you said you were gonna give that cue back i mean guess i'm not the only klepto you little
25:32bitch that was legendary hello
25:40coward
25:50not now joanne i'm writing it's orson oh yeah come in orson come in hey oh hey you okay
26:03should i get your mom oh can you teach me how to use the washing machine please yeah sure no
26:09problem
26:10oh now uh i know i messed up with the stool sample but um the antibiotics are just they're not
26:19working
26:19and they're making it worse for me i really just i can't be like this okay okay um it is
26:25it's okay
26:27it's okay this is totally this is natural um you know i know this nutritionist i'm on a task force
26:36with her people swear by this woman i could call her yeah great come on well good news
26:46sekva felt bad about missing the barbecue tom put the screws to her well i just pointed out she wasn't
26:51helping the vets any by not showing mm-hmm so uh sekva approved the transfer of dozen engineers who know
26:57the mump system and what sorry what what system mump system it stands for um mobile nobody fucking
27:06knows anymore it's been around longer than me and how long have you been at the va no no no
27:10me tom
27:12it's pre-moon landing they've put patches on top of patches over the decades but you know that's
27:18that's what we're trying to do here is cure ourselves of the mumps
27:22this is this is good news oh this is progress yeah the mumps progress and how old are these
27:29engineers well we'd be pulling them out of retirement so i mean they're a little older
27:33guys guys read the room 30 year olds retire here okay this is not a nursing home no walkers in
27:40my
27:41war room okay okay but this is the job that we are paying you to do no you're not paying
27:46me
27:46to sekva fast track tomorrow no or is she taking an old man dump on me i can't even sell
27:51the data
27:52product data product what data product do you plan on selling oh you thought your welfare checks made
27:59this project worth my time the only play is to sell the vets data big pharma insurers so you see
28:08people in need and you go to how to sell their medical files yes it's called capitalism the government
28:16ought to try it okay if if we have guardrails data sales you know might work no no this deal's
28:26dead
28:28you duncan park you are the fucking problem
28:39sorry bardo's smart he's gonna want to steer the ship but hard no okay i'm sorry i'm sorry he has
28:45a quick trigger i think this is worth salvaging duncan maybe i talked to tom about meeting somewhere
28:53don't bother don't bother okay the engagement talks with the iron clad i'm a synergy pov you want a wall
29:05around his people yes
29:24hey hey hi do we really need to take a helicopter pipa tang wants to meet you
29:38good news pipa's rescheduling for tomorrow great let's go home what and miss a night in napa
29:45what but lily my daughter she's what 15 she'll be fine she know how to work a microwave don't fret
29:56pipa will pony up but she likes to make us beg for it what does she get in return her
30:02name on the
30:02stadium and she'll express her priorities for the school and what if i can't agree to them for 40
30:09million dollars just lie back and shine brightly you don't have to like pipa tang i don't happen to
30:20just think what we can do with 40 million i'm gonna book us a spa all these tests they put
30:28you
30:28through poking and prodding just makes you feel like a freak for having a natural human body i mean
30:33hello we're all just factories for shit and blood and pus and milk sometimes i mean it's what we do
30:44we ooze we secrete and they'll never take that away from us
30:52he's all set i've got a custom tincture just for you it is my proprietary blend it will adapt
31:01itself to shake up your whole microflora economy
31:03interesting what uh what's in there well it's proprietary
31:09but mostly chinese herbs holistic reductions compounds to reduce inflammation
31:13so that's gonna fix my shit factory you bet here you go 20 drops to start and then three drops
31:20three times a day okay three and three great great what's the damage on everything the damage
31:26cool yeah sorry uh well of course i will apply the medical colleagues discount thank you so much
31:32it's great and the consultation fee it's included with the proprietary prescriptions
31:36uh-huh the total then it is nineteen hundred sixty two dollars oh i didn't realize we can use maybe
31:42don't take yeah uh it's activated right it all right and how much of this will insurance cover
31:48oh of course insurance companies they only cover philocentric western normative treatments
31:54okay um
31:58okay credit cards let me grab the machine great
32:03um we're not gonna tell your mom about this
32:06no
32:08lily
32:09this is
32:10it's all too much
32:12too much
32:14that's my not enough
32:17no
32:18you know i don't come from great wealth either
32:20but i practice radical acceptance
32:23and now being rich is
32:25second nature
32:27you know it's possible to adjust to any identity really wouldn't you agree
32:31i'm just rolling with whatever comes
32:34yeah i like that
32:36like in aspen right the education thingy
32:40i was so excited to find the perfect leader for los altos walked up made you the offer right on
32:47the spot
32:50when did you realize i meant to make the offer to pamela douglas
32:54do you mean
32:58when did i realize
32:59you mixed up the only two black women at the summit
33:02if i did
33:04thirty seconds
33:06you knowingly infiltrated or suborned a wool pulling antic
33:11and you can't tell black women apart
33:14i had been drinking and i think with the altitude and
33:18you offered it to me
33:21i signed my own name on the contract
33:24i never once lied
33:25we're being honest
33:27my daughter is brilliant
33:29really brilliant
33:31and deserves to go to stanford
33:33los altos is the best feeder school so
33:37good for you
33:40still
33:41this is not a great look for either of us
33:44i'm not arguing that
33:45but i
33:45do need to know
33:48if someone asks
33:49i'm not gonna lie
33:50you stood there in my backyard as i introduced a harvard graduate
33:55you said nothing
33:56just
33:57keep saying nothing
33:59or this all falls apart for you
34:02for harmony
34:03there's nothing i can do to help
34:08let me take it to our graves
34:11fine
34:13you first
34:22here's the phone number
34:25name
34:26jameson esme park
34:29your daughter
34:29yeah
34:31she'll never forgive you
34:32well she's not gonna find out
34:34why can't you just
34:36why can't i get one of those pakistani ctos with that h1n1 visa
34:40because like when they whine i could send them back to bangor
34:43bangalore india and h1n1 is the bird flu
34:51looks like she used to torrent sailor moon
34:53no i i don't want to know about sex stuff okay just tell me tell me if she's stealing
34:59pirating is stealing
35:01oh yeah it is
35:05oh yeah it is
35:05oh jim jim
35:06oh jim jim
35:07hey get down
35:08i'm sorry carl vartoff is early
35:09park
35:10um
35:12whoa this where you keep all the good stuff
35:14yeah i wasn't expecting you till um
35:16well i could pretend that i messed up the time but i did in fact want to catch you with
35:21your pants down
35:22sorry to disappoint you um but yeah please sit say make yourself comfortable
35:27um we had a whole whole thing prepared
35:31here's the chickadee
35:32oh uh harper
35:33why don't uh why don't we show mr bardoff the power of nodon
35:40we triangulated this guy's metadata from multiple data lakes
35:45sending him a coffee coupon
35:47now
35:5272% chance
35:58please tell me there's something besides
36:00well 72% means there's a 100% chance that this does not work for me
36:04this is just baseline tech
36:05there's there's there's more
36:08so much more
36:10stuff that no one else has
36:13prepare to have your mind blown
36:14you have two minutes
36:15stan stays as long as you can vouch for his secrecy
36:18i cut his tongue now
36:19get on with it please
36:21you two are about to be the third and fourth people on earth to see what we can do here
36:25orlando lee
36:27ceo of smoke
36:27you've heard of him
36:28of course you have
36:29after running billions of monte carlo simulations predicted by our god tier algo we called nodon
36:36what was it harper the percentage of certainty
36:4032
36:41no of certainty wasn't it 89
36:44yes it was 89 yeah i'm certain this is a giant waste of my time stan oh yeah he doesn't
36:50have a tongue
36:51i will speak for him
36:52what the fuck are you doing
36:5589 certainty lee is pushed out of smote in the next 48 hours
36:58come on how did you get that
37:00we are perched on the shoulders of everyone in his sphere all seeing
37:04we know which execs just got a prescription to benzos
37:07who canceled their trip to bureau ritz
37:09who's buying tampons
37:10their their spouse's data stream
37:12their kids test scores
37:14the doorman's bank account
37:15okay so you you grab a bunch of loose facts and you slap on the narrative and this is what
37:20you call information
37:22information with insight
37:25like if you fused a quant with a psychiatrist
37:29because if i'm right lee is fired
37:31leading to a 94 chance that the stock rises
37:35but only briefly because who wants to be the sacrificial suit
37:38so power vacuum
37:41stock falls
37:42and what do we got on that heartbird uh 79 percent uh not quite
37:4577.9
37:47let's just call it 78 78 percent any of the code monkeys you know
37:51then note in psycho economics
37:53psycho economics
37:55yes
37:55psycho okay
37:56it tells us toxic loyalty will lead to an 84 percent chance
38:00that he's rehired leading to a 97 percent chance
38:03that stock skyrockets from that news
38:06you ride that whole wave carl
38:09with shorts and buys
38:10and you get to take like
38:12four bites out of that apple
38:14your algorithm says all that
38:16i bought 150 000 shares of smoke last night
38:23okay
38:23we'll be in touch
38:24thank you for the tarot reading
38:26you're leaving
38:27uh
38:27yeah
38:30probably should have mentioned that carl was rolandu's mentor
38:35but then you probably already know that
38:37you are the fucking data guy right
38:43i thought that guy couldn't talk
38:46if any of that had any validity
38:48trust me it does
38:50i swear
38:51if he goes and warns orlando
38:53he's gonna rewrite the future
38:54and then
38:55someone's fucking their own mother
38:57and i think it's me
39:01that was divine
39:05do we get dessert
39:07chocolate ketchup
39:08uh yes
39:10no i can't
39:12i'm sorry
39:13no
39:13when i was jamie's age
39:16i used to eat a whole box of penny
39:19with alfredo sauce so thick you could spackle a wall
39:22sometimes i didn't even hurl
39:23do not tell jamie that
39:25she already thinks i've got food issues
39:30i don't always relate to my own daughter
39:32is that awful to say
39:33no
39:34she's a teenager
39:36yeah
39:39duncan says she's stealing from us
39:41oh
39:42yeah
39:43like she puts
39:44hey thank you
39:46thanks
39:47yeah she like puts her little trophies
39:50in the school trophy case
39:51is she the one who smashed it
39:53no no no no
39:54no that was duncan
39:55and he's paying for the repairs
39:57with interest
39:57is he
40:00violent
40:00at home
40:01no
40:02i wish
40:05tell me about
40:06perfect harmony's daddy
40:07where's he
40:08he was just a friend of ours
40:09yeah he agreed to
40:11you know
40:12cough up
40:12it was my egg
40:14darcy carried
40:15oh
40:16i'd have you down as a lady's lady
40:20so
40:20donde esta mrs darcy
40:22l.a. actress
40:24yeah
40:25she ran off with another darcy
40:28that was almost worse than the betrayal
40:30oh lady
40:33i've been there
40:34keep thinking i'm over it and then
40:37oh you probably met her at the luncheon
40:40anushka batachera
40:42she's awful
40:44i made such a great hire
40:47come on
40:49grab the bottle
40:50come on
40:56did you see my pottery work
40:59the giant bong
41:01yeah
41:02may uh
41:04you didn't do a bong test
41:05you made a bowl
41:06lilac glaze
41:07very tasteful too
41:08remember martin
41:10yes
41:13lilac
41:13very nice
41:15dad
41:15eyes on me
41:17what was my history project on
41:19yeah
41:19one sec
41:20estimating how many people could fit in the roman coliseum
41:24yeah
41:24it's him
41:28it's a wonder you saw any of that
41:29given
41:30how you were with duncan park
41:33for a while
41:36what were you two up to
41:38i'm on his board
41:44the company isn't doing great
41:46neither is he
41:49was trying to stop a public meltdown in the midst of 500 of the valley's most influential parents
41:58are you insinuating something
42:02no
42:04that explains it
42:12no
42:13no
42:16no
42:16no
42:17no
42:17no
42:17no
42:17no
42:17oh
42:19no
42:21Oh, my God.
42:34Oh, my God.
42:40Hey, boy.
42:44Hey, boy.
42:46Hey.
42:46Can you track me, you piece of shit?
42:47You cannot do this.
42:48You cannot.
42:49Do what?
42:51You don't want Orlando over there, your protege.
42:54Oh, did your all-knowing algo predict what I'm gonna do, huh?
42:57Did it?
42:58Did it?
43:02That's free will.
43:03You have no idea what this is about to do.
43:05I live in the era margin, pal.
43:08You didn't say anything to him yet.
43:09Yeah, I said, howdy, and where's the keg?
43:13If you tell him what I told you, we will never know if I was right or not.
43:20It's...
43:20It's Schroeder's cat.
43:23It's Schroding or it be a dunce.
43:26Don't call me a dunce.
43:28Then don't be a dunce.
43:29If you really thought I was one, you wouldn't be here.
43:32Actually, being here, it proves to me you believe in my algo.
43:38Maybe...
43:38Jesus.
43:40Maybe it scares you.
43:43My hot potato's too hot in your soft, tattletale hands.
43:47You know this is how you used to do business?
43:50This is why you vanished from the scene?
43:52Carl?
43:53Huh?
43:54I show you tech that will revolutionize how we predict behavior.
43:58And you run to the playground to tell your boyfriend?
44:02I have jumped through every hoop you put in front of me because I'm a fighter.
44:10You don't think I'm a fighter?
44:12Oh, baby.
44:13You made your point.
44:14You made your point.
44:15Oh, good.
44:15Thank you for hearing me.
44:20I love this guy.
44:21This dude used to drop dudes twice his size and half his age.
44:25Who's this dude?
44:27Orlando Lee, I'd like you to meet someone.
44:29This is Duncan Park.
44:31He's a fighter.
44:33Hey, all right.
44:34You want to do it?
44:36No, no, no.
44:37He wasn't...
44:38He didn't meet him that way.
44:39So, not a fighter.
44:42So, your manhood is a...
44:44Metaphor?
44:47We got our next fight!
44:49Woo!
44:50Yeah!
44:51Oh!
44:53Oh!
44:57Oh!
44:58Oh!
45:05Oh!
45:06Oh!
45:06Oh!
45:07Oh!
45:08Oh!
45:10Oh!
45:24Oh!
45:26Oh!
45:26Oh!
45:26Oh!
45:26Oh!
45:29Oh, my God!
45:32Oh, my God!
45:33Oh, I told you.
45:34Not the same!
45:36Oh, my God!
45:38Oh! Whoa, whoa!
45:39The troll lost escape!
45:41The troll lost escape!
45:43That's not the safe work, huh?
45:46No, no, no, no!
45:47Oh!
45:49Oh!
45:51Oh!
45:52Oh!
45:54This is why we do it!
45:57Oh!
46:00Oh!
46:04Oh!
46:06Oh!
46:07Oh!
46:08Oh!
46:10Oh!
46:11Oh!
46:15Oh!
46:19Oh!
46:20Oh!
46:22Oh!
46:23Oh!
46:23Oh!
46:25Oh!
46:26Oh!
46:28Oh!
46:33Oh!
46:39I wanted to show you something.
46:41Mm-hmm.
46:46When is that?
46:47The surface of the moon?
46:48It's my home in Napa.
46:50It burned down.
46:54Oh, my God.
46:56Oh, you know who our neighbor was and whose house is fine?
47:01Pippa fucking Tan.
47:03Our daughter?
47:04So when the fires were raging, Pippa bribed our private firefighters double to protect her house instead.
47:13Wow.
47:15You know the only thing that's left?
47:19Is that a bench?
47:21A marble bench.
47:24In our former garden.
47:27Duncan else need to marry him there.
47:30He doesn't even care.
47:34I'm so sorry.
47:36No, I'm so sorry.
47:39I married a terrible actress from a hemorrhoid commercial who is also a whore.
47:51Give me her number.
47:53Her number?
47:54Yeah, so Dunkey gave me this app.
47:56It hides your number and your voice.
47:59It makes you sound like that Darth Vader guy.
48:06Okay.
48:09Her name is Darcy.
48:10Darcy?
48:10Yeah.
48:11You're a little slut.
48:13Darcy?
48:14Darcy.
48:14And so is Darcy, other Darcy, you hemorrhoid, dum-dum, stupid girl dummy.
48:22Oh, my God!
48:26Oh, my God!
48:28I hurt myself!
48:32I urinated!
48:41Criss-cross.
48:55Hello?
48:56We know what you did.
49:00The betrayal.
49:02What would Cupertino think of you and Duncan if they knew?
49:13Oh, my God!
49:15Oh, my God!
49:17Are you feeling overwhelmed?
49:19Try to remember your life has value, anus hookah.
49:24Shut up!
49:26Just close your stupid cup!
49:28When you carry shame around, you make people around you unhappy.
49:32You seem riddled with anxiety and guilt, anus hookah.
49:36Try breathing and counting backwards from ten.
49:40Ten?
49:41Nine?
49:57Hello, Nana.
50:00Sorry if it's late.
50:01I'm calling to set the record straight on hypnosis.
50:05Deep background.
50:06You can say a source close to Cupertino.
50:15The acquisition talks failed.
50:39But then Alvin turns to me and he says, Gary, what the hell happened to our neighborhood since when did
50:45giving a damn about your neighbors become a four letter word?
50:47They don't make them like that anymore.
50:49No, we don't.
50:50Hi. Oh, my God, Beth. Hi.
50:52I didn't know you were coming by.
50:54I would have... I...
50:56I am so, so sorry about your dad.
51:01Oh, I'm so sorry to barge in like this.
51:04No, please. I...
51:07This is Irvin.
51:09Hi.
51:10Great to meet you.
51:11You too.
51:13Beth just told me how much your dad had told you both.
51:15And he was always speaking of you so warmly.
51:21I know he really admired how you two both do good work.
51:26You don't expect to make as much as everyone else here does.
51:30I always wished I could be more like him.
51:33But I just...
51:35I hate to say it.
51:37I always tell her it's okay to care about money.
51:40And you are the, um...
51:43The brother or the husband?
51:44Irvin's handling the sale.
51:48We're gonna list at eight.
51:50Probably would sell closer to 8.4.
51:52But we wanted to propose if...
51:54You could pay all cash.
51:56We'd give it to you at listing.
52:00Wow.
52:09We'll get Pippa at the Winter Gala. It'll be fine.
52:12But you can't tell the board.
52:15But what am I supposed to say?
52:17Tell them food poisoning.
52:19The chopper crashed.
52:20So another lie.
52:21I think you'll manage, Beatrice.
52:23I feel pretty sure of it.
52:26Child.
52:28From the student who knows.
52:31That to have one of those.
52:34Would be suicide.
52:37And everybody sings.
52:40Yeah.
52:41Yeah.
52:45All right.
52:48Where you go?
52:51Where, where?
52:53The air is free.
53:00On the National Express.
53:02There's a jolly hostess.
53:05Selling Christmas and tea.
53:10Yeah.
53:10But it's hard to get by.
53:13When your arse is the size.
53:16Of a small country.
53:20And everybody sings.
53:23Yeah.
53:25Ah.
53:28All right.
53:37The air is free.
53:43What do you think about one seat for me and one for my number two here?
53:46You'd let him call you that.
53:50What's that on your forehead, buddy?
53:53Forget money.
53:54Where do you want to be?
53:55societal collapses upon us and sooner than you think i miss you man if you don't have the bone
54:02mass what the hell are you watching you did this you stabbed me in the back of my heart
54:14in episode 104 you will see the tech bro fight club which is in fact a real thing
54:22this is duncan park he's a fighter he didn't be in that way so your manhood is a metaphor
54:28we got our next fight it's tech bros wanting to feel the realness of physical combat
54:36and all the things that are just metaphorical during their daytime activity where they are
54:42being told to fight to have that kind of warlike sun tzu aggression in their business life i think
54:49there's just a lot of like especially nowadays what is it to be a man and i guess that answers
54:55their question for them sometimes
55:03no no background well here they're gonna do it in a back warehouse to get their yaya's out
55:09and to feel what that masculine warrior energy is just been kicked in the balls three two
55:17action
55:21i couldn't resist not having that be part of the fabric of our silicon valley i show you tech
55:27that will revolutionize how we predict behavior and you you run to the playground to tell your
55:32boyfriend the thing that duncan can say legitimately to bard off is i have jumped through every hoop
55:39you've put in front of me and he puts another one in front of him he succeeds in a way
55:45that's
55:46emotionally very real when he's strangling orlando lee at the end with his eyes fixed on bard off
55:52it is a way of saying i am a fucking warrior and not to be taken lightly
56:00i think that's what bard off sees in me does not give up now they're ready to go to the
56:06next phase
56:07of their relationship when did you realize i meant to make the offer to pamela douglas
56:11when did i realize you mixed up the only two black women at the summit if i did 30 seconds
56:18in episode four there's more than just fight club there's also the fight between lily and beatrice
56:25it's almost like they have a summit meeting at the spa where all of these truths come out
56:29let me take it to our graves fine you first it's a fun dance between the two of them literally
56:38in
56:38mud and then it's almost like this we have a lot more in common series of scenes that follow
56:45almost a friendship is emerging between the two of them so donkey gave me this app it hides your
56:51number and your voice hello we know what you did what would cupertino think of you and duncan if
56:59they knew oh my god
57:04are you feeling overwhelmed try to remember your life has value anus hookah
57:10shut up anushka takes that easter island head which symbolizes ancient beliefs and smashes this new
57:19new technology that's this sort of collision point that i kind of adore it that idea that the ai bot
57:26has provoked her to violence and when we get to episode five we'll see what the consequences of that
57:32violence are i'm calling to set the record straight on hypnosis the acquisition talks failed
57:44so
57:52so
57:54so
58:01so
58:02so
58:07so
58:12so
58:14so
58:15so
58:15so
58:17so
58:17so
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