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مسلسل Modern Family مترجم - Episode 2
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00:02¿Qué es la clave para ser un gran padre?
00:06Es un difícil.
00:09¿Generles la libertad de ser quien quiera?
00:11¿Exacto?
00:12¿A un pintor, un poeta, un piloto, un presidente?
00:16¿Y para nosotros?
00:17¿De una compañía o de un país?
00:23¿Patiensas?
00:25¿Bueno, ser su amigo?
00:28¿That es tu respuesta?
00:29¿Y para que esté en la escuela?
00:31No.
00:31¿Y para no hacer las drogas?
00:32No.
00:33¡Gracias por la respuesta!
00:34Oh, Dios.
00:39¿Estás pensando?
00:40¡Gracias por la respuesta!
01:00¡Gracias por la respuesta!
01:02Um, this is my husband, Phil
01:05Hi
01:06And that's my son, Luke, right there
01:08This is...
01:10Desiree
01:10Desiree, right, sorry
01:11Desiree just moved in down the block
01:13Fun, where?
01:15314
01:15Oh, the two-bedroom cottage with the indoor-outdoor family room
01:19Very good
01:20Bet you're loving that steam shower
01:22Phil, it's creepy
01:23Oh, sorry
01:25I'm a real estate mogul
01:26What?
01:27No, I am a real estate agent
01:29We caravan that house, great deck
01:32Thanks
01:33I'm just there till my divorce is final
01:35Now, who is coconuts enough to divorce you?
01:37We gotta go
01:39But we'll see you around
01:40Well, we'll have to have you over sometime
01:42I'd love it
01:43Alright
01:44Bye
01:44Bye
01:46She's awesome
01:47No, we are never having her over
01:48I heard she already slept with two dads from the school
01:51What?
01:52Mm-hmm
01:52That's horrible
01:56Dad, watch out
01:57Oh, watch it, buddy
01:58Grandma
01:59I'm sorry
02:00That still looks like a girl's bike
02:02Well, I have more black tape
02:03My son has been riding his sister's old bike
02:07Until he's responsible enough to take care of his own bike
02:10Look, he spilled a soda on my computer
02:12He ruined our digital camera taking pictures of himself underwater
02:15It's a girl's bike
02:17I'm all for teaching him a lesson
02:18But I worry about the ridicule he might get from some loudmouth bully
02:25Hey, nice bike, Sally
02:26Dad
02:27Come on, he looks like little Bo Peep on that thing
02:30Actually, not for long
02:31He's getting a new bike this afternoon
02:32I am
02:33He is
02:35Sometimes a man's got to put his foot down and do what a man's got to do
02:39And if the old lady don't like it
02:41Honey
02:45That's too damn bad
02:48Yes
02:49Who's excited, huh?
02:51Cam, come on, hurry up, we're gonna be late
02:53It's a toddler play class, not a flight to Cabo
02:56We're gonna be judged enough as the only gay parents there
02:58I don't want to be the late ones, too
03:00Wow
03:01Paisley and pink
03:02Was there something wrong with the fishnet tank top?
03:05Obviously not, I'm wearing it underneath
03:07Kidding
03:07Just chill, please
03:09I'm sorry, I just want to make a good first impression
03:11You mean you want to fit in and not terrify the villagers?
03:13Hey, come on, today is about Lily, alright?
03:16Her future best friend might be in that class
03:18And I don't want to rub anyone the wrong way
03:21Can you please just change your shirt?
03:24Fine
03:24You know what, I'll just go put on a pair of khakis
03:26Maybe a polo shirt
03:27And everybody will think we're a couple straight golfing buddies
03:30Who just decided to have a kid together
03:34Hey, I called that place in Napa
03:36And got us upgraded to a villa with a hot tub
03:38So pack whatever you wear in a hot tub
03:40Mmm
03:42I usually wear nothing when I'm in a hot tub
03:45And my college roommate's wife just had to get a new hip
03:48Sucker
03:50Manny's father is taking him for a couple of days to Disneyland
03:53So we're gonna go
03:54To the wine country
03:55We're gonna drink some wine, eat some good food
03:58You know, we would do something like this a lot more often
04:00If it wasn't for, you know, Manny
04:02It's good, he keep us ground
04:04Yeah
04:06Like fog at an airport
04:09Limo gets here at four
04:10This morning I thought I'd go over to the club and hit a few balls
04:12No, what about the fan in Manny's room?
04:15Oh yeah, call the guy
04:16No, you're supposed to do it with him
04:19It's important that we teach him how to do things for himself
04:22My culture men take great pride in doing physical labor
04:26I know
04:26That's why I hire people from your culture
04:31You're too funny
04:33I'm gonna share that one with my next husband when we're spending all your money
04:38Dad, this is the coolest bike ever
04:41Awesome
04:42So listen, buddy
04:45Certain members of this family don't think you can take care of this bad boy
04:48You mean mom?
04:49Your words, not mine
04:51Look, uh, your mom and I are a team
04:54And she, we feel like this is a chance for you to show some responsibility
05:00Don't make us look like jerks here
05:01I won't
05:03Okay
05:04One more rule
05:05What?
05:06Have like three buttloads of fun
05:08Thanks, Dad
05:19So let's do this
05:20Okay, but I need to be done by three
05:22That's why my dad's picking me up
05:24Hey, if we're not done by three, I'm gonna tie a noose on this thing
05:27In Colombia, there's a saying
05:29If you have two stubborn burros that don't like each other
05:33You tie them to the same cart
05:35The ceiling fan is the cart
05:39My dad's taking me on Space Mountain
05:40It's supposed to be really fast
05:42But he's not scared of anything
05:44He doesn't even wear a seatbelt when he drives
05:46Wow, how about that?
05:48Killed a bear once
05:49Really?
05:49Was the bear sitting in the passenger seat?
05:52Read me the instructions
05:55Safety tips
05:56Warning
05:57To reduce the risk of electrical shock
05:59We can skip that
06:01Uh, failure to heed these warnings can lead to serious injury or death
06:05You know, you worry too much, you know that
06:07Nobody's gonna get shocked
06:09One time my dad was struck by lightning
06:11That's why he can drink as much as he wants
06:14Manny thinks his dad is like Superman
06:16The truth, he's a total flake
06:19In fact, the only way he's like Superman
06:21Is that they both landed in this country illegally
06:27I can't believe I'm so nervous
06:28They're gonna love us, let's just be ourselves
06:30Or a slightly toned down version of ourselves
06:34I just don't want this to become an episode of the cam show
06:36Oh my gosh, people love the cam show
06:38Yes, I know
06:38You watch the cam show
06:39You should watch it
06:40It's appointment viewing
06:40Okay
06:41Hi
06:42Hi
06:42Are you here for toddler time?
06:44Yes, I'm Mitchell
06:45This is Cameron
06:46And this here is Lily
06:47Oh, well, welcome
06:50We're all over here taking turns blowing bubbles
06:52Oh, well, how nice for
06:56The babies
06:57Mm-hmm
07:01It's gonna be really difficult
07:14Ten minutes after making a promise to me
07:17He leaves his bike unlocked
07:18All I can hear is Claire's voice in my head
07:21He's not responsible
07:23You never should have given him a bike
07:26I know
07:26I do a pretty good Claire
07:29So I decided to teach him a lesson
07:32And let him think his bike was stolen
07:34Now, I know that sounds kind of rough
07:36But sometimes it's a dad's job to be the tough guy
07:39Excuse me
07:40Thank you
07:41On your left
07:42My left
07:43You're right
07:46Everyone, we have a new family joining us today
07:50Hi
07:51I'm Mitchell
07:52And I am a lawyer
07:54I'm Cameron
07:55And I'm currently not working
07:57Which gives me more time to grill
08:00And shoot baskets
08:01And this is Lily
08:04Okay, we're gonna start with the hello dance
08:06And then we're gonna move on to blocks and finger painting
08:09And then we're gonna do our family dance
08:11All right, who wants to start us off?
08:14Dance us in, PJ
08:21She's adorable
08:22Oh, thank you
08:24Seven months?
08:25Eight
08:26Is she grabbing or scooting yet?
08:29Yes, absolutely
08:30I mean, when she's not grabbing, she is scooting
08:34Dance us in, Tyler
08:37Are you ready?
08:38Okay, here we go
08:42Cam?
08:43Lily is not grabbing or scooting yet
08:45Well, she's not doing it yet
08:46But she will eventually
08:48No, but see, a lot of these other kids
08:50They're grabbing
08:51I just
08:52Here, come
08:53Lily, look at the block
08:55Huh?
08:56Grab the block, Lily
08:56Grab the H
08:57Dance us in, Lily
08:58Okay, I got this
09:00Cam
09:00Yes, I know
09:01Tamp down my natural gifts
09:02And dance like a straight guy
09:03No sopping your own butt
09:05But that's how I make my horsey go
09:06Thank you
09:22That was very good
09:24I feel dirty
09:29Oh, hey
09:30Hey, hi
09:31Hi
09:32Hi, this is really embarrassing
09:35But I locked myself out of my house
09:37Oh, I do that all the time
09:40Don't be embarrassed
09:42I was hoping you could help me
09:44There's a window open
09:45But I can't reach it
09:46Would you mind?
09:51Yeah, yeah, sure
09:53Of course
09:54You know what they say
09:56Every time God closes a door
09:58He opens a window
10:00I guess in this case
10:01Every time he locks it out
10:02Okay, what do we got here?
10:04I mean, am I attracted to her?
10:06Yes
10:06Would I ever act on it?
10:08No, no way
10:09Not while my wife is still alive
10:12Are you sure I can't get you something to drink?
10:14Yeah, no, I'm fine
10:16Really
10:17If I knew a man was going to climb into my bedroom window
10:19I would have cleaned up a bit
10:20Are you kidding me?
10:21It smelled great in there
10:22Like lotions and oils
10:23For dry skin and, you know, callus
10:27Yeah, it's a candle
10:29Uh-oh
10:30What's wrong?
10:33The bike's gone
10:34Oh, no
10:35Can I help you find it?
10:37That's all right
10:37Thank you
10:38Okay
10:39Thank you
10:42So to teach him a lesson
10:43I took his bike
10:44And then, crazy thing
10:45I put it down for one minute
10:47And someone swiped it from me
10:50Maybe that was your dad teaching you a lesson
10:53Zinger
10:56So, any chance I could, uh, get a break on this one?
11:00I can throw in a bell
11:01Deal
11:02For five dollars?
11:03No, sir
11:04So you want to go for the insurance this time?
11:06Or is it still for suckers?
11:07Ha-ha
11:09Got me again
11:11Well played, my lord
11:13I will take some insurance
11:15Thank you
11:16What's going on in there?
11:19That's not step four
11:20Don't worry about it
11:21Well, it says right here that you should
11:22That's worrying about it
11:23I thought you guys might need a drink
11:25Well, you have no idea
11:27Manny, mi amor
11:28I have to go get some stuff for our trip
11:31Oy, but have some fun with your father, okay?
11:34And I'll see you Monday
11:35Mwah
11:36Makes me so happy to see my two boys working together
11:39Jay shocked himself twice
11:41Okay, Manny
11:42Well, I warned him
11:43Yep, he's been a big help
11:44Look at you two with your private jokes already
11:48You're a regular San Azar Aneloso
11:52It's a very big comedy team in Colombia
11:54Aneloso is always hitting Salazar in the head with the ladder and things
11:57And sometimes they wear dresses
12:00They make you laugh, but they also make you think
12:06Blew it
12:06You made me look bad
12:08No, you made your mother and I look bad
12:11We are a team
12:13Luke, you in there?
12:14Hey, Dad
12:14Hey
12:15Hey, buddy
12:17That was, uh
12:18That was pretty fun today, huh?
12:19Getting a new bike?
12:20Yeah, it was awesome
12:21So, uh
12:22What happened after I took off?
12:24Anything you want to share with me?
12:26Not really
12:26So
12:27If I, uh
12:28Went out to the garage
12:29Uh
12:29Take a picture for a scrapbook
12:31There'd be no surprises?
12:33I'm so sorry
12:35I didn't mean it
12:36I just made a mistake
12:37Yeah
12:38A big mistake
12:39You're making me look really bad here
12:41I told Mom you were ready for this
12:42It's just a scratch, Dad
12:43That's not the point, Luke
12:45What?
12:46I scratched it on my way into the driveway
12:47I'm sorry
12:49So
12:50It's not stolen?
12:52No
12:53Why?
12:55That's good
12:55Cause
12:58There are bad people out there
12:59Who would steal a bike
13:00Those are thieves
13:01You sit there and think about the scratch part
13:03That's not good either
13:04You gotta fix that step
13:06So don't scratch anything while I'm gone
13:08Unless it itches
13:08That's different
13:10The good news is
13:12Luke has this bike
13:14More good news
13:15I taught some random kid a valuable lesson by stealing his bike
13:19Best news
13:20Claire knows nothing
13:22So
13:22I figure I'll just dump the new bike where I stole the first bike
13:27That way random kid gets his back
13:29And this new bike doesn't raise a lot of embarrassing questions
13:31Like why I had it
13:33Or who boosted who through a bedroom window
13:36So
13:37Everybody's happy
13:40Uh oh
13:42Ah son of a
13:43You gave me the wrong screwdriver
13:45Maybe you're just using it wrong
13:46My dad's great with tools
13:48He can get the wheels off the car in less than a minute
13:50Just get me to wine country
13:52Just get me to wine country
13:54Sorry
13:54I think my arm is broken
13:56Relax it's not broken
13:58How do you know?
13:59You don't know anything
14:00You have no concern for safety
14:02Because it didn't hit you that hard
14:04Why don't you just say it?
14:05You don't want me around
14:06You know what right now?
14:07I don't
14:08I don't want to be with you either
14:09I want to go wait for my dad
14:11Oh but
14:12But if you leave
14:13How will I ever finish?
14:14You know what?
14:16I wish you never married my mom
14:17I hate living here
14:19You think I like this arrangement?
14:21I got a two seater parked in the driveway
14:29I mean
14:29I don't understand
14:31Why are you trying to sneak around and hide things from me?
14:33I actually think it's pretty funny
14:35You do?
14:36I do
14:37Yes
14:37I mean
14:37You
14:38Steal a bike from some pork
14:40And then a bike gets stolen from you
14:42It's hilarious
14:44Classic me, right?
14:46Yeah
14:46So where were you when it got stolen?
14:48Oh I was getting some gas
14:50Uh huh
14:51Yeah
14:51You don't stand near the car when you get gas?
14:53Yep
14:54But I went inside to get a soda
14:56Because I was thirsty
14:57And if I had a soda I wouldn't be thirsty anymore
14:59So I bought one
15:00And then I drank it all right there
15:01Which is why I don't have the can
15:02Well honey
15:03Please
15:03Let's try to remember that I'm your wife
15:05Not your mom
15:06So in the future you don't need to hide things from me
15:09Okay?
15:10Okay
15:10Okay
15:12Okay
15:13Oh
15:13Oh yeah
15:15You get back here
15:16What are you doing Phil?
15:18Why does the love me is the darn one?
15:19I know I love you too
15:20But that hurts
15:21Let's get you inside
15:22Hi
15:23I know that's hurting a lot
15:24This is a hot one
15:25Hello
15:26Hi there
15:26Hi again
15:27Hi
15:28I found your bike
15:30Uh
15:30Oh good
15:32You at the gas station?
15:34No
15:34At my house
15:35One of my neighbors saw it
15:36And put it in my garage
15:37When you were in my bedroom
15:38So
15:43Classic me
15:46Come on honey
15:46Grab the block
15:48See like he did
15:49You gotta do that
15:50You gotta grab it like him
15:51Have you seen any movies lately?
15:54Uh yeah
15:55You know my husband and I just rented uh Mamma Mia
15:58Which I liked
16:00But I don't know that Meryl Streep was the right choice
16:03What did you think?
16:06Excuse me
16:07Meryl Streep could play Batman
16:09And be the right choice
16:10She's perfection
16:11Whether she's divorcing Kramer
16:13Whether she's wearing Prada
16:15Don't even get me started on Sophie's choice
16:17Get emotional
16:19Thinking about it
16:22She couldn't forgive herself
16:28I guess she was okay
16:30Really?
16:33Uh
16:34Uh uh uh
16:34Grab the block sweetheart
16:36You're not even interested in it
16:38Is Henry stacking?
16:40Good job Henry
16:42Good job
16:43This
16:46P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-N-C-L
16:57Whoa
16:58Lily
16:59Oh
16:59Not so high
17:01Oh
17:02That is a big moment for her
17:05Would you like a videotape?
17:07You know
17:08I don't
17:08I don't know if I can actually get her to do it again
17:10So
17:10Well we tape all of our classes
17:13We don't like parents bringing cameras in
17:15It takes them out of the moment
17:16I'll get you a copy after class
17:18That's super
17:18Yeah
17:19Thank you
17:22Cam
17:22Cam
17:23Let's go
17:23I don't know what's happened to me
17:25But I just stole a baby's intellectual property
17:27What?
17:27You'll see it tonight on the news
17:29Come on
17:29Let's just go
17:30Oh
17:30Look who's here
17:32Anton and Scott
17:34Sorry we're late
17:35Don't look at me
17:36The eye candy here
17:37Can't leave the house
17:38Without spending 20 minutes
17:39In front of the mirror
17:41Are you kidding me?
17:43I am so sorry
17:45Look at those queens
17:46I would have killed with this crowd
17:47But you had to clip my wings
17:49Which you used to be the wind beneath
17:50I know
17:51I'm sorry
17:51This class has turned me into a complete monster
17:54I'm just
17:54I'll make it up to you
17:55Let's just go
17:56Okay
17:57It's time for parents dance
17:59Everybody dance for your baby
18:01Yay
18:06You want to do it don't you
18:08I do
18:10I want to dance for my baby
18:12Alright go on
18:12Get in there
18:13Sure
18:14Make that horsey move
18:15Go ahead
18:36Oh I think I hurt myself
18:56Hello
18:57Hey Javier
19:00Manny's waiting for you outside
19:02What
19:04Why not
19:06Hold that thought
19:09His son's sitting on a curb
19:11Waiting to go to Disneyland
19:12And Superman can't drag himself away
19:15From a craps table
19:16And I'm the jerk
19:21Say listen
19:24I uh
19:27Sorry but I got some bad news
19:28What
19:29Your dad couldn't make it
19:32Why not
19:34The plane was full
19:35And this old lady needed to get home
19:37So he gave up his seat
19:39You're making that up aren't you
19:41No
19:42He just didn't want to come
19:43Are you kidding me
19:44He was very upset
19:45He was dying to see you
19:49In fact look what he sent
19:52A limo
19:53Yeah
19:54He wanted me and your mom to take you to Disneyland
19:56I told you he was an awesome dad
19:59I told you he was an awesome dad
19:59Yeah he's a prince
20:01Let me see this guy
20:02Okay
20:03The key to being a good dad
20:07Look sometimes things work out just the way you want
20:09Let me see the end
20:10That is not a good idea
20:12That is not a good idea
20:13For you
20:15Sometimes they don't
20:17You gotta hang in there
20:20Because when all is said and done
20:2490% of being a dad
20:28Just showing up
20:41Hey this is my bike
20:43Oh
20:44I don't uh
20:47Well
20:50I was giving her back
20:56She couldn't forgive herself
20:58And
21:01She had to choose
21:03And I think because now I have
21:05We have
21:07We have
21:08We have Lily
21:08It's so hard to imagine being put in that position
21:13If I had to choose Lily or Mitchell
21:15I mean I would choose
21:16I don't know
21:18I don't know
21:23I don't know
21:25I don't know
21:26I don't know
21:31No
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