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01:53Hey, if Ms. Sunshine asks for my phone number again, you tell her to pound sand.
02:17She's going to be all right, isn't she?
02:19She's going to be fine.
02:34She's going to be fine.
02:36She's going to be fine.
02:42She's going to be fine.
02:51She's going to be fine.
02:53She's going to be fine.
03:05She's going to be fine.
03:33She's going to be fine.
03:37She's going to be fine.
04:02She's going to be fine.
04:15She's going to be fine.
04:22She's going to be fine.
04:23She's going to be fine.
04:34She's going to be fine.
04:56Oh, my God.
05:34Oh, my God.
05:44Oh, my God.
06:12But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
06:42Oh, my God.
06:46Oh, my God.
07:08Oh, my God.
07:43Oh, my God.
07:44Oh, my God.
08:09Oh, my God.
08:17Oh, my God.
08:17Oh, my God.
08:18Oh, my God.
08:44Oh, my God.
08:46Oh, my God.
08:47Yeah.
08:52Oh, my God.
08:54Oh, my God.
08:56Oh, my God.
09:56To my 12 fellow survivors, greetings. I'm Carol Sturka.
10:02Some of you know me. Some of you I've yet to meet.
10:07But if you're still one of us, then this message is for you.
10:14There is a way to undo this situation.
10:17To turn the world back the way it's supposed to be.
10:24How do I know this?
10:25Because earlier today, these afflicted people, these others, they basically told me so themselves.
10:34Because guess what?
10:36They can't lie.
10:39Which is yet another thing I've discovered.
10:42This alien virus, or whatever it is, it doesn't allow them to do that.
10:51So, what is this solution exactly?
10:56That they didn't tell me.
10:58But they so resisted telling me that everybody suddenly burst into tears.
11:06Worldwide, apparently.
11:09Which I know upset at least one of you.
11:11And then after that, they completely abandoned the city I live in.
11:17Leaving me here all alone.
11:21Which says to me, I'm on the right track.
11:25Now, I realize some of you think the world might be better off this way.
11:33With all the newfound peace, love, and understanding.
11:37Enjoy that opinion.
11:40Relish it.
11:41Because it may be the last one you ever possess.
11:44And when the day comes that you have peace and love forced upon you, who knows, maybe in that last
11:50fleeting moment, you might just realize you treasured your individuality.
11:59Please, let's work together.
12:02The 13 of us.
12:03Because it's going to take everything we've got.
12:07But these people need saving.
12:12We owe it to humanity.
12:16Call me anytime.
12:18Day or night.
12:20Good luck and godspeed.
12:42Hello, Carol.
12:44This is a recording.
12:46At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need.
12:50Yes.
12:51Yes.
12:51We'll do our best to provide it.
12:52Mm-hmm.
12:53Our feelings for you haven't changed.
12:55Got it.
12:56Got it.
12:56But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
13:00Got it.
13:02It's Carol.
13:04I've made a video.
13:05You're not going to like it.
13:06However, I want you to make 12 copies and distribute them to all of the other people like me.
13:12And for those that don't speak English, I want you to subtitle what I say word for word.
13:19I certainly can't force you to do this.
13:21However, you doing it would please me.
13:23And I know you're into that.
13:26And conversely, if you don't do it, I can't be held responsible for the biblically shitty mood in which I
13:33will no doubt find myself.
13:37So, I'm going to leave it outside on the curb by a rock.
13:42And I'll stay far, far away.
13:44Because God knows you need your space.
14:21So, I'm going to leave it outside.
14:51So, I'm going to leave it outside.
15:21So, I'm going to leave it outside.
15:51So, I'm going to leave it outside.
16:21So, I'm going to leave it outside.
16:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:22Hey!
17:25Get out of here!
18:09Hello, Carol.
18:11This is a recording.
18:13At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need.
18:17We'll do our best to provide it.
18:19Our feelings for you haven't changed, Carol.
18:22But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
18:28I want the lights back on.
18:31All of them.
18:33Everywhere.
18:34Now.
18:36Here we go.
18:54Here we go.
19:17Here we go.
19:39Hello, Carol.
19:41This is a recording.
19:43At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need.
19:47We'll do our best to provide it.
19:49Our feelings for you haven't changed, Carol.
19:53But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
19:59I need my trash picked up.
20:30Hello?
20:32Hello?
20:33Hello, Carol.
20:34This is a recording.
20:36We can pick up your trash, as long as it's bagged, and each bag weighs 17 pounds or less.
20:42Please remove all bags from the bin and place them on the curb a minimum of two feet apart.
24:29You motherfuckers sure love your milk.
26:20Hello?
26:30Hello?
29:28It's this.
30:09This is a 7.
30:11This is a 7.
30:40So...
30:43So...
30:44So...
30:45So...
30:45So...
30:45Anybody listening out there?
30:46How about it, you 12?
30:48Any response?
30:49Are you...
30:50Are you...
30:51Are you...
30:52Are you...
30:52Are you...
30:53Are you even getting these?
31:22things...
31:33You're doing...
31:35I'm gonna hear a bit?
31:35You're...
31:36I'm...
31:47I'm...
31:48I don't know.
32:26Let's go.
32:53Let's go.
33:23Let's go.
33:49Don't you fucking come loose!
33:52Let's go.
33:53Let's go.
33:54Let's go.
34:03Let's go.
34:04Let's go.
34:05Let's go.
34:15Let's go.
34:19Let's go.
34:20Let's go.
34:21Let's go.
34:26Let's go.
34:27Let's go.
34:29Let's go.
34:29Let's go.
34:30Let's go.
34:34Let's go.
34:35Let's go.
34:36Let's go.
34:41Let's go.
34:42Let's go.
34:42Let's go.
34:51Let's go.
34:52Let's go.
34:53Let's go.
34:57Let's go.
35:11Let's go.
35:13Let's go.
35:30Son of a bitch.
35:57Son of a bitch.
36:21Son of a bitch.
36:51Son of a bitch.
37:20Son of a bitch.
37:44Son of a bitch.
38:16Son of a bitch.
38:44Son of a bitch.
38:54Son of a bitch.
39:08Son of a bitch.
39:30Son of a bitch.
39:35Son of a bitch.
40:09Son of a bitch.
40:31Son of a bitch.
41:02Son of a bitch.
41:41Son of a bitch.
42:03Son of a bitch.
42:39Son of a bitch.
43:10Son of a bitch.
43:38Son of a bitch.
44:01Son of a bitch.
44:32Son of a bitch.
45:04Son of a bitch.
45:34Son of a bitch.
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