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RuPauls Drag Race - Season 18 - Episode 13: Karens Gone Wild
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00:00:01Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:00:03You need to turn these dashing desperados
00:00:07into dazzling dolls.
00:00:09Damn! These are men!
00:00:13NeNe Coco.
00:00:14This is a costume with the same antennas and eyelashes,
00:00:17but not a family resemblance.
00:00:19Discord Adams.
00:00:20It just didn't make any fucking sense, and I hate it.
00:00:23Mikey Meeks.
00:00:24Y'all are giving opulent!
00:00:27Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
00:00:31NeNe Coco.
00:00:33Shantae, you stay.
00:00:35Discord Adams.
00:00:36Sashay away.
00:00:50Discord has just been eliminated.
00:00:53Although it is sad to see another person go,
00:00:55we're getting nearer and nearer to the end.
00:00:58In Discord land, I could be in the top next week.
00:01:02I love y'all so much.
00:01:04Love, Discord.
00:01:05Yes, Discord.
00:01:08Yeah, it's just really emotional.
00:01:09And the first time lipstick in the bottom,
00:01:12that does not feel good.
00:01:13At least another butterfly didn't die on the stage.
00:01:16Oh my god.
00:01:18Jesus Christ, dude.
00:01:20I don't know.
00:01:21I have had such high points in this competition so far,
00:01:25and right now I just hit the bottom,
00:01:29and it is not a comfortable place to be.
00:01:32Mikey, congratulations!
00:01:35Congratulations, Mikey!
00:01:38Win number two!
00:01:39Win number two!
00:01:40So crazy!
00:01:41To get a win this close to the finale feels very good,
00:01:45and I'm just hyped.
00:01:46And Darlene, Juicy, congrats to y'all.
00:01:48Top placement.
00:01:49Darlene, I feel like you are on the high streak, bitch.
00:01:54You are through the moon.
00:01:55Going up, watch out, sister.
00:01:59Juicy, I'm proud of you because you were in your head a little.
00:02:03You know what I mean?
00:02:04And, like, you pulled it out.
00:02:05I want to continue this feeling of overcoming my own personal,
00:02:10like, downfalls, you know?
00:02:12For sure.
00:02:12Oh, it feels amazing to finally have a good week
00:02:15after this four-week low.
00:02:17Now I got to keep this up.
00:02:18I really got to keep this up.
00:02:19As long as I work really, really hard,
00:02:21then, you know, things are possible.
00:02:23Speaking of anything's possible...
00:02:25Oh, my God!
00:02:27Whoa!
00:02:27Woo!
00:02:29Woo!
00:02:30I got close to the bottom.
00:02:32I don't ever want to be that close again.
00:02:34Jane, your streak of placing the top has ended,
00:02:36but I don't think that discredits your journey
00:02:39this competition.
00:02:40I do think you broke a record for placing the top
00:02:42consistently the most in one season.
00:02:44Yeah.
00:02:45And that's pretty amazing.
00:02:46And I love that,
00:02:47but I do just want to find and rebuke
00:02:49whatever you have going on over here,
00:02:51this narrative,
00:02:53and I want to just reorient the energy to
00:02:56that was crazy what just happened.
00:03:00And we'll be back to our scheduled programming soon.
00:03:03The other girls up to this point
00:03:05have seen me as, like, kind of unstoppable.
00:03:08And for the first time,
00:03:10I'm feeling a little, like, vulnerable.
00:03:12It's just a weird feeling this late in the game.
00:03:14We all understand the stakes that we were given,
00:03:17so we just got to fight for it, ladies.
00:03:19It feels like Jane is starting to show a few cracks,
00:03:22and now that we are at top five,
00:03:24the odds of ending up in the bottom are even higher,
00:03:27and that includes the spectacular Jane Doe.
00:03:30When we are this close to the end,
00:03:32it is literally by hairs.
00:03:34Did you put panties over the bike shorts?
00:03:36Yes, she did! Yes!
00:03:38Law Roach said this was the best book of the night.
00:03:42Take notes, ladies.
00:03:44Wow.
00:03:46The crown is, like, so close.
00:03:49Okay, bye.
00:03:50Oh, my God.
00:03:51Just have to reach out and grab it.
00:03:52No, you're too fierce, sister. Stop.
00:03:54You're too fierce.
00:03:55And not to fuck up.
00:03:57I'm going home, you guys.
00:03:59Top four!
00:04:00Top four!
00:04:02No, wait! I'm coming back!
00:04:08The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
00:04:10will snatch an official makeup collaboration
00:04:13with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics
00:04:15and a cash prize of $200,000,
00:04:19courtesy of RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen,
00:04:22with extra special guest judge Julianne Nicholson.
00:04:25RuPaul's Drag Race
00:04:26Say the best drag queen win!
00:04:28The best drag queen win!
00:04:37It is Say Something Hat Day!
00:04:40We're all wearing little hats because we can,
00:04:42and we're gay, and we're fun.
00:04:44What does everyone's hat say about them?
00:04:47I wish that mine had a little propeller.
00:04:48Mine says, yay!
00:04:51Mine says, who let the girls out?
00:04:54Woo!
00:04:55That's so crazy.
00:04:56That's just, like, so wild.
00:04:57I'm a little devil.
00:04:59Ooh!
00:05:01I'm just a baby.
00:05:05Are you sure?
00:05:06We gotta say that.
00:05:07We gotta say that.
00:05:08Who's hat? Who wore best?
00:05:09I like Darlene's the best.
00:05:11I like Darlene's the best.
00:05:11Oh, thank you.
00:05:12This was on brand.
00:05:13I'm gonna count that on my win.
00:05:15That's who wins.
00:05:16Darlene's got two now.
00:05:17Darlene's got two.
00:05:18I think to keep rising to the top in this competition,
00:05:21I have to remember to keep trusting the fun.
00:05:25Like, yeah, yeehaw.
00:05:28Hello, hello, hello.
00:05:30Oh!
00:05:31Let's go!
00:05:32Good morning, good morning.
00:05:33Yes, broach.
00:05:34Good morning, Ladykins.
00:05:36For today's mini-challenge,
00:05:37we're gonna have ourselves a good old-fashioned bitch fest.
00:05:43Let's go!
00:05:44And we're gonna do it with puppets.
00:05:46Yay!
00:05:48Why?
00:05:48Because everybody loves puppets!
00:05:53First, you need to reach into the glory hole
00:05:56and pull out a puppet that represents one of your sisters.
00:06:00Oh.
00:06:02First up, juicy.
00:06:04Ooh, I wonder who I'm gonna get it.
00:06:06Reach deep.
00:06:08Jane Dunn.
00:06:10Wow!
00:06:12Okay, Mikey.
00:06:15And Ken.
00:06:18Oh, my God.
00:06:18So Mikey got Juicy Love Dion.
00:06:22Hopefully I can make Juicy funny,
00:06:23because she hasn't been funny all season.
00:06:25How'd you get your hand in there?
00:06:27You kind of really want it.
00:06:28All right, NeNe.
00:06:30Darlene Mitchell!
00:06:32All right, Darlene Mitchell, go on over.
00:06:34Deeper.
00:06:37Mikey Meeks.
00:06:39It's uncanny.
00:06:40Jane Dunn, go on over.
00:06:42Do you want a kiss?
00:06:44Surprise, surprise.
00:06:46You got NeNe Coco.
00:06:48NeNe is probably the most subdued personality here,
00:06:53which is not necessarily ripe for comedic stylizing.
00:06:59All right, ladies, you have 20 minutes to drag up your sister puppets.
00:07:04Ready, set, go.
00:07:07Ah!
00:07:07Let's go Juicy.
00:07:10Snatched.
00:07:11Oh, shit.
00:07:11What are you gonna make me wear?
00:07:13I'm recreating your design challenge.
00:07:15Fuck off.
00:07:16Get a haircut, babe.
00:07:18Dragging up this Darlene puppet is the easiest thing I've done in this competition.
00:07:21All I gotta do is throw those chunky shoes on and glue a bunch of shit into her hair.
00:07:26It's Darlene Mitchell.
00:07:28Does anybody have a hard front?
00:07:29This one's a lace.
00:07:30Yeah, there's too much lace here.
00:07:31Okay, time's up.
00:07:33First up, Darlene Mitchell and little Mikey Meeks.
00:07:38Not too much, Darlene.
00:07:39Let the bitch fest begin.
00:07:41Hi, Mikey.
00:07:43Hi, Darlene.
00:07:44This natural hairline, I love it.
00:07:46The bravery in this signature face.
00:07:49Do you do pageants?
00:07:51Yeah.
00:07:57Uh, two minutes, wow.
00:08:06Material, material.
00:08:08Oh man, Darlene.
00:08:09Darlene has quite literally two things to say about Mikey before she just starts looking
00:08:16around like a child loss at the mall.
00:08:19Oh God.
00:08:20If I could sink behind this stage or whatever we call it, that is what I would like to do.
00:08:26Get me out of here, mama.
00:08:28Power down.
00:08:30Oh my God.
00:08:31Hey, NeNe.
00:08:32Hey, you idiot, bitch.
00:08:34Whoa, NeNe.
00:08:36You're coming in really hot.
00:08:38No, I'm not.
00:08:39I'm glad your mom died.
00:08:41You do look a lot like Alyssa Edwards.
00:08:44Do people tell you that?
00:08:45They don't really say much else about me.
00:08:47Did you win two challenges?
00:08:49Yep.
00:08:49How was your lip sync against Discord last week?
00:08:52It was great.
00:08:53Have you ever lip synced against a person on Ambien?
00:08:56It was kind of like that.
00:08:58In the middle of my set, I look up and everybody's looking at me like I'm balancing my checkbook.
00:09:03All right.
00:09:05I feel like we've covered pretty much everything you've done here.
00:09:10I'm James Oh, and I'm good at everything.
00:09:13Actually, if I see Sierra Miss in the streets, I'm going to beat her up and steal her lunch money.
00:09:19Tough crowd, huh?
00:09:24Hi, everyone. It's me, Juicy Love Deon.
00:09:26Whoa, Juicy.
00:09:28That voice didn't work for JoJo.
00:09:30You don't have to keep putting that on.
00:09:32That's just because I suck a lot of dick.
00:09:35I'm Juicy.
00:09:37And the juice is loose, if you know what I mean.
00:09:41Yeah, I sure do, Juicy. I can feel it dripping on my hands, baby.
00:09:45Death drop.
00:09:47I'm glad we're all bombing.
00:09:50Hi, darling.
00:09:51Hi.
00:09:53Oh, my God.
00:09:54You seem really excited.
00:09:56Yeah, I'm just happy to be here.
00:09:59NeNe's puppet is sickening.
00:10:00I'm kind of like, oh, I need all this.
00:10:03This is something I want to wear.
00:10:05It's okay, sweetie.
00:10:07Are you okay?
00:10:10Oh, why are you so emotional?
00:10:14Uh...
00:10:15Banana!
00:10:16Sure. Yeah, that makes sense.
00:10:20Hamburger!
00:10:22I guess that's what you can say when things aren't funny.
00:10:27Um...
00:10:28Mashed potatoes!
00:10:33Oh, Evay.
00:10:34NeNe, you're kind of bombing.
00:10:36Yeah, that would make five of us, I think.
00:10:39NeNe's puppet looks the best.
00:10:42NeNe's content is the worst.
00:10:46No, just kidding. Juicy was the worst, by far.
00:10:48All right.
00:10:50Ladykins, you were all rotten.
00:10:53Yes.
00:10:54Well, yes.
00:10:55But one of you...
00:10:57Actually, no, you were all equally rotten.
00:11:00I'm sorry, bro.
00:11:02But the real loser of today's mini-challenge is...
00:11:07...our crew.
00:11:10Who had to sit through the unedited version of that catastrophe.
00:11:16Damn.
00:11:16So that means the crew will split a tip of $2,500...
00:11:26...in exchange for time they will never, ever get back.
00:11:31Yeah!
00:11:32Yeah!
00:11:33Yeah!
00:11:35Everybody hates pompous.
00:11:38My queens.
00:11:39Now, we've had many guest stars on this show that only need one name.
00:11:44Like Liza, Lizzo, and Latoya.
00:11:48Mm-hmm.
00:11:48But there's one one-name wonder we have sadly overlooked.
00:11:53Until now.
00:11:54She's loud, obnoxious, and deeply delusional.
00:12:01Discord.
00:12:02And her name...
00:12:04...is Karen.
00:12:06So for this week's maxi-challenge, you need to use your improv skills...
00:12:12...in a show we're calling...
00:12:14...Karen's Gone Wild.
00:12:16Brought to you by Stop That Train.
00:12:19In theaters this summer.
00:12:22You're kidding.
00:12:24We just failed miserably at a little improv mini-challenge.
00:12:27And now Ru says the maxi-challenge is...
00:12:30...an improv challenge.
00:12:32God!
00:12:33Be with me.
00:12:35Each of you will channel a different Karen, whose outrageous behavior is caught on camera.
00:12:41First, there's late-for-her-flight Karen, who won't take no for an answer.
00:12:46There's parking spot Karen, who thinks she owns the whole damn block.
00:12:51Mm-hmm.
00:12:51There's traffic stop Karen, who believes the law does not apply to her.
00:12:56And there's shoplifting Karen, who's in deep denial.
00:13:00And then there's HOA Karen, who runs the condo complex like a dictator.
00:13:06Oof.
00:13:07Now to help you get into character, I'll let you fight over who gets which Karen.
00:13:13Then later today, you'll be shooting your viral videos with a pop culture expert, who has a PhD in Karenology.
00:13:23Oh, go on.
00:13:24I'm, of course, referring to...
00:13:27...me.
00:13:28Oh!
00:13:29No way!
00:13:31I can't get enough of these videos!
00:13:34It's not just improv.
00:13:36It's character improv with RuPaul.
00:13:39So you gotta keep up with her while staying...
00:13:42Oh my god, this is a hard one.
00:13:44Bracer, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
00:13:48Yeah!
00:13:50Let's go, Karens.
00:13:51Karens, get your ass on this couch.
00:13:53Come on, girls.
00:13:53This week's Maxi Challenge is an improv acting challenge.
00:13:57Karens Gone Wild.
00:13:59We have some things to sort out.
00:14:02Mm-hmm.
00:14:02We have to decide amongst ourselves which Karen each of us will play.
00:14:06Does anybody have any immediate responses?
00:14:11Karens are Karens.
00:14:12Anyone will be fine, though I'll take whatever's left.
00:14:15Okay, I guess I'll call on them.
00:14:17Darlene, I saw your hand first.
00:14:19Shoplifting.
00:14:20HOA.
00:14:21Okay.
00:14:21Traffic stop.
00:14:22I kind of like late for her flight, Karen.
00:14:24So now I'll do a parking spot.
00:14:27Really?
00:14:27No one wants to fight about anything.
00:14:29Wow.
00:14:30That was pretty easy.
00:14:31What the hell?
00:14:32Actually, I feel like I could fit in kind of all sides.
00:14:35Let's go get ready.
00:14:36Let's go get to work.
00:14:37Let's get this hair together.
00:14:38It's ironic that in the middle of a Karen challenge,
00:14:41there's no fighting, there's no drama,
00:14:44nothing viral will come of this.
00:14:47Hey, Karen.
00:14:48Hey, Karen.
00:14:48Hey, Karen.
00:14:50It's time to get these Karens together.
00:14:52We have to start working on these characters.
00:14:55Traffic stop Karen.
00:14:57I feel like I've done well with the more improv-y based challenge,
00:14:59so I feel pretty solid going into this one.
00:15:02The thing about improv is like you kind of...
00:15:04The thing about improv is it's a team, it's like a team sport.
00:15:08It's a tennis match.
00:15:09You have to like be paying attention to what the scene partner is saying
00:15:11so that you can respond to it.
00:15:13In previous comedy acting challenges, I have done very well.
00:15:16I was in the top for RDR Live.
00:15:18Hey, leather bracelet!
00:15:19And for the Snatch Game.
00:15:20So going into this, I'm feeling pretty good.
00:15:22My favorite Karen is the Bath & Body Works candle Karen.
00:15:26Appleton.
00:15:26Oh yeah!
00:15:27That YouTube video!
00:15:29You've never seen this?
00:15:31I don't think so.
00:15:32Can I be honest?
00:15:33Those videos stress me out.
00:15:35I think I can't, I like can't watch them.
00:15:37Um, okay.
00:15:39I'm not trying to be like a snob about it,
00:15:41but they do just kind of devolve into screaming and rolling around.
00:15:44It just has that like Jerry Springer like quality.
00:15:47And I'm trying to take my Karen in sort of,
00:15:51I guess a slightly different direction.
00:15:53I'm kind of making her a bit kooky.
00:15:56She's going to a girl's trip in Palm Springs.
00:15:59You're going to go do a tour of the rock formations.
00:16:02Snatch Game was something that I had time to prepare for and think through.
00:16:06Before I maw you like a jaguar.
00:16:10But this is more on the fly.
00:16:11So I've got to really quickly find this character.
00:16:14I'm doing little bubble maps.
00:16:16I am just making lists.
00:16:17Oh, you made a tree.
00:16:18I'm trying to do, you know.
00:16:20Aw, what is it saying?
00:16:22She's a-
00:16:22Sub sandwich.
00:16:24Gay husband.
00:16:25So your husband is gay?
00:16:27No.
00:16:29Okay, well that right there, that's on number one.
00:16:31That's what you shouldn't do in improv.
00:16:32This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:16:35Last time I did the character development with political ad,
00:16:38it didn't go so great.
00:16:39And biodegradable.
00:16:40So this time, got to apply what I learned from my mistakes and see what we turn out.
00:16:46For some reason I want to make her like a dance mom.
00:16:50You just don't understand.
00:16:52My kids are going to be home from dance practice very soon and I need the spot.
00:16:56Hearing Juicy's plan, I think Juicy hasn't necessarily like unlocked that thing that really sets her up to do the
00:17:03best.
00:17:03Now is the time to really just like let her rip.
00:17:06You said before, like a side that we haven't, I feel like, really seen here.
00:17:10I remember you saying your friends were like, oh my God, when you show up to Drag Race, like you're
00:17:15going to be the mean girl.
00:17:16Maybe this is your chance to be that Miami mean girl.
00:17:20Oh my God, you're so right.
00:17:23Yeah, I'll be a spicy little Latina.
00:17:24Oh, thank you.
00:17:25You're so smart.
00:17:27Take off the earrings.
00:17:29Bite off the nails.
00:17:31I feel like I've proven that I have the comedy chops for these challenges.
00:17:35I am hoping to snag another win, but I think the biggest competition for me is Jane and Mikey.
00:17:43Hey, lady kids.
00:17:45Excuse me.
00:17:46I'd like to speak to your manager, please.
00:17:50Alright, I would like to speak to Karen, Karen, Karen, Karen, and Karen.
00:17:56Hi, Karen.
00:17:58Hi, Karen.
00:17:58It's Karen.
00:18:02So, the puppet show was a disaster.
00:18:05Right.
00:18:06Right.
00:18:06You know, with the puppet challenge, the thing is, it was about framing it in a way for your personality
00:18:12to come out.
00:18:13Which leads me to this improv bit here.
00:18:15Do you watch the Karen videos?
00:18:17What's the one thing all these Karens have in common?
00:18:20They don't take no for an answer.
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:22They want something, and they're not getting it.
00:18:26That is key right there.
00:18:27You have to determine what your want is in this, and you really want to get those sound bites.
00:18:34Like, ain't nobody got time for that?
00:18:35You know, if you have a person in your life that you want to pattern this person after, that helps.
00:18:41I mean, when I think of Karen, I always think of my sister, Rozzy.
00:18:44She would be late to picking me up, but she would be mad at me.
00:18:47She would always manipulate things in a way that she would wind up on top.
00:18:52You see the tactic there?
00:18:54Mm-hmm.
00:18:54The psychological tactic?
00:18:55So, how are you going to make your Karen funnier than what's on the paper?
00:19:01I think there's something fun about watching somebody who's used to being in charge just be told no.
00:19:06The more fleshed out the character is, the easier we can rely on how they would react in these moments.
00:19:12Yeah. Use your imagination to frame it in a situation that can create more.
00:19:17I think some good advice that I got from you is that to just really lean into the absurdity and
00:19:22to, like, really let that fear of, like, it not going well kind of, like, just get in the backseat.
00:19:28Yeah. Lean into the absurdity. With the roast, you just let it all hang out.
00:19:33Yeah.
00:19:33That's what you got to do. Do you hear that, Juicy?
00:19:36Yep.
00:19:37Writing it down.
00:19:38Writing it down.
00:19:38Writing it down, taking notes.
00:19:39I'm worried about you the most. Why do you think I'm worried about you?
00:19:43Because you haven't been getting who I am through these improv challenges.
00:19:47Well, the bigger question is, what has kept you from letting it all hang out? That's the bigger question. How
00:19:52are you going to make your character funnier?
00:19:54I'm really going to lean into the spicy Latina that I usually am back home and bring up some of
00:20:02that attitude out of me.
00:20:03Juicy, I believe in you. I know that you've got it in you. Just bring it out, okay?
00:20:08All right, kids. Good luck. And don't fuck it up.
00:20:12Thank you, Ru. Thank you, Ru. No more puppets. No more puppets.
00:20:15We're about to shoot the Karen's Gone Wild scene, face-to-face with RuPaul.
00:20:20I have to really bring it this week if I want to stay out of the bottom.
00:20:25Welcome to Karen's Gone Wild. Hold on to your manager.
00:20:30This Karen says the curb is reserved, and she's about to stage a whole crime scene to prove it.
00:20:37I just arrived at my location, and I could hear some woman screaming.
00:20:41Oye! Oye!
00:20:43Oh, God, here she comes.
00:20:44Oye! Hi. Hi, papi. Um...
00:20:51What is she doing?
00:20:52Hi, papi. Hi. Uh, this is my parking spot.
00:20:55This is a public street.
00:20:57No, it's not public street. Maybe over there, public street, and over there, public street.
00:21:01But this is, uh, for my family. They're coming from salsa class in 30 minutes.
00:21:05Not salsa dancing class, salsa making class.
00:21:06Listen, there's parking spaces all over there. You don't have to park here. This is a public parking van.
00:21:12No, no, okay. You're being very rude.
00:21:15What do you mean?
00:21:15I'm gonna call my husband. My husband, Miguel Castro. I'm gonna call Miguel Castro if you don't move from this
00:21:20spot, papi.
00:21:21Ma'am, listen. I found this parking spot on the public street.
00:21:25It's not public street.
00:21:26And this is where I'm gonna be. I'm gonna get out of my car. I'm gonna go.
00:21:30This is my parking spot for my family.
00:21:32No, this is public parking.
00:21:33It's not public parking, my love. Do you have license to registration?
00:21:36Repeat after me.
00:21:38Public.
00:21:38Public.
00:21:39Parking.
00:21:40For no one.
00:21:40Ma'am.
00:21:41Mm-mm. If you keep going, I'm gonna call Miguel.
00:21:43Papi, are you seeing this?
00:21:44You can call Miguel. Who is Miguel?
00:21:45Papi, yo no sĆ© quiĆ©n es este loco, pero le estĆ” aquĆ en este paquino.
00:21:47If you want to call Miguel, I'll call Joe Anderson.
00:21:50ĀæQuiĆ©n es Joe Anderson?
00:21:51My husband is Joe Anderson.
00:21:54Oh, your husband.
00:21:55Yes.
00:21:55I see. Where's your ring, my love? I don't see no ring.
00:21:59Liar.
00:22:00Oh, baby.
00:22:00Liar.
00:22:01Oh, I have the ring.
00:22:02Mm-mm.
00:22:02I have the ring.
00:22:03Are you a prostitute?
00:22:05No, you're a prostitute.
00:22:05Are you soliciting me?
00:22:06Because you shouldn't be here in this spot.
00:22:08This is my house.
00:22:09Listen, I'm just gonna get out and...
00:22:10No, I know.
00:22:11Ay!
00:22:12No, no, no.
00:22:13Miguel, ayĆŗdame.
00:22:15I'm filming this whole thing.
00:22:16Miguel, ayĆŗdame.
00:22:19You know what?
00:22:20I'm gonna get your license plate.
00:22:21Go ahead.
00:22:22I'm gonna get...
00:22:25What is this bitch trying to do?
00:22:28Oh, she's pretending.
00:22:30She's pretending that I hit her car.
00:22:35Miguel, ayĆŗdame.
00:22:37Karen, down!
00:22:39Miguel's parking spot just turned into a federal case.
00:22:42My car's not even moving.
00:22:45Good luck at him.
00:22:49Seriously?
00:22:53You are pathetic.
00:22:55I'm calling the police on you, baby.
00:22:57I got the spot.
00:23:00I got the spot.
00:23:02Adios, muchacha.
00:23:03I see you in court, baby.
00:23:05Adios, puta.
00:23:07Look at her pretending like she got hit by my car.
00:23:10My car not even moving.
00:23:11Your car was moving.
00:23:13Yes, it was.
00:23:14Ridiculous.
00:23:16This Karen says she's a loyal customer.
00:23:19The security guard says loyalty still requires a receipt.
00:23:24Hey, y'all.
00:23:26It's Karen coming to you live.
00:23:28Oh.
00:23:29The Meadowland Mall.
00:23:31Just picking up my fangs.
00:23:34And uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, madam.
00:23:38Oh, good.
00:23:38We're on camera.
00:23:39Hey, everybody.
00:23:41We got you on camera too, lady.
00:23:43See, I don't care about these cameras,
00:23:45because you know what?
00:23:47God's watching too.
00:23:48Oh, hallelujah.
00:23:49And he knows the truth.
00:23:50Oh, yes.
00:23:51I want to see your receipt.
00:23:52I already bought.
00:23:53I want to see your receipt.
00:23:55It's okay.
00:23:55Well, uh, why don't you start looking through these?
00:23:59Let's see.
00:24:00I see Funyuns.
00:24:01I see, uh, what's that?
00:24:02Yum.
00:24:03What is this?
00:24:05Uh...
00:24:06That doesn't look like your color.
00:24:07Looks like maybe your color better than mine.
00:24:09It looks like my color.
00:24:11You know, uh...
00:24:12It's real pretty.
00:24:13Here, here, here, here.
00:24:14You've got a lot of stuff here.
00:24:14I think that'll do.
00:24:16Well, I don't see any of them here.
00:24:18That'll do.
00:24:19Oh.
00:24:19I don't see any of them here for our store.
00:24:21You know what?
00:24:22Right here.
00:24:22I know Jill Robert.
00:24:24The manager of this establishment.
00:24:27I know Oral Roberts.
00:24:29I've never seen you here.
00:24:31Do you know Oral?
00:24:31You know Oral Roberts?
00:24:31Oh, you are nasty.
00:24:33Oral Roberts, the preacher.
00:24:34You're nasty.
00:24:35You're trying to bait me.
00:24:38I'm here at the Meadowland Mall, and I'm getting baited.
00:24:42Big progress right now.
00:24:43We've got a...
00:24:44Dill!
00:24:45Where the hell is Dill?
00:24:46We've got a shoplifter right here.
00:24:48No ma'am.
00:24:49No ma'am.
00:24:50I am here on Tuesdays, Saturdays.
00:24:53Okay.
00:24:54Sometimes Mondays if my husband's working.
00:24:56Yes, honey.
00:25:00This is my sacred space.
00:25:02I love this place, too.
00:25:03It's beautiful.
00:25:04And you are taking that from me.
00:25:05You're trying to steal, baby.
00:25:07Oh, no.
00:25:08I am a Christian.
00:25:09Are you?
00:25:10Shall we pray?
00:25:12I...
00:25:12Dear Lord.
00:25:14Dear Lord.
00:25:14I hope you give this man...
00:25:17Uh-huh.
00:25:18...to see the truth.
00:25:19Oh, hallelujah.
00:25:20But I'm not a criminal.
00:25:22Yes, you are.
00:25:24Amen.
00:25:24Not Karen trying divine customer service.
00:25:28One day this truth is gonna hit you.
00:25:30Oh, yeah.
00:25:31And you're gonna feel the guilt.
00:25:32Where's it gonna hit me?
00:25:33Oh, you are nasty.
00:25:35Show me.
00:25:36Show me on the doll.
00:25:36You're just a unicorn kind of dirty.
00:25:38Where's it gonna hit me?
00:25:39Oh!
00:25:39Oh!
00:25:41What's your name?
00:25:43Cleotas Jackson.
00:25:44Uh-huh.
00:25:45If you're nasty.
00:25:46And what are your credentials?
00:25:47Well, here they are right here.
00:25:48Oh!
00:25:49Oh!
00:25:49Oh!
00:25:49Okay!
00:25:50Oh, they're gonna eat this!
00:25:55Oh!
00:25:56Turn around!
00:25:56Turn around!
00:25:57Now, let's go back to the security room.
00:26:00I think I should go.
00:26:01No, babe.
00:26:02Oh, good.
00:26:03No, I'm gonna need that back up right now.
00:26:05Where the hell is Jill?
00:26:07Head in that direction and we're gonna go.
00:26:09Last service I saw, they really taught the importance of, uh...
00:26:13Of being honest.
00:26:15Asking for forgiveness instead of permission.
00:26:17Oh!
00:26:18Oh!
00:26:19She's headed out the door right now.
00:26:21I need that back up.
00:26:21Can you please?
00:26:23Did the Lord bring you back?
00:26:25Can I have the chips?
00:26:27Oh!
00:26:28Take them.
00:26:30Oh!
00:26:31God!
00:26:31Yeah!
00:26:32Jeez.
00:26:35This Karen says she left a license at home.
00:26:37But officer says, then maybe leave the car there too.
00:26:46Would you roll your window down?
00:26:48Sure!
00:26:49Sorry.
00:26:49Roll your window down.
00:26:51Ma'am.
00:26:55I need you to roll this window down.
00:27:02Okay, one second.
00:27:03Would you just...
00:27:04Yeah, I gotcha.
00:27:05Would you open the door?
00:27:06Alright.
00:27:07License and registration, please.
00:27:09I'm sorry?
00:27:10License and registration, please.
00:27:13Who do you think you're talking to?
00:27:15You're not wearing your safety belt, which is a violation in this state.
00:27:18You are making this up.
00:27:19License and registration, please.
00:27:21Where's your license?
00:27:22license I'm a police officer are you okay this is not a discussion that we're
00:27:28having here do you have a license um I am I don't need a license I'm traveling
00:27:32in this state you need a driver's license in this state you need to tone
00:27:40down the attitude what I need from you madam yeah is your license and
00:27:46registration all right okay all right it's don't reach for stuff don't reach
00:27:51this guy like your outfit thank you very much oh dear please turn your engine off
00:27:56it's really hot outside turn your engine off I will take your ass to jail okay
00:28:02got it um so license I don't know about that but I have this for you so what is
00:28:09it's like at me Karen Gaylord call me I'll call you a criminal nice try Karen but
00:28:18the officers committed to a ticket are you threatening me oh hell yeah I'm
00:28:23threatening you Gaylord nation get a load of this this is my seventh log of the
00:28:28day oh are you filming yeah I'm filming you you can film me all you want you see
00:28:32all of this yes get it I think I like you okay I'm gonna have to write you up man
00:28:38you can take this for getting on my nerves what are you doing with your
00:28:44seat I'm sleepy uh-uh you are racking up the violations madam what kind of car is
00:28:50this it's a Toyota coma a Toyota who coma oh bitch I need you to get out of the
00:28:57car oh no no I need you to get out of the car I'm placing you under arrest
00:29:09your whole left fist in your mouth it's so big put your right fist in your mouth okay
00:29:15that fits better now say I'm a bad girl now go like this yeah get it get it yeah I
00:29:27got a bad
00:29:28bitch up in here y'all am I still going to jail oh hell yeah yeah you're going to jail
00:29:32all right
00:29:33there is a child in the backseat I do can you take a look yeah let me see where
00:29:39your kids at hey oh you better get your ass back up in here you know what I think
00:29:47that was Drew Barrymore this Karen didn't make the flight so now she's making it everyone's problem
00:30:00excuse me can somebody move this I gotta get on my flight sorry ma'am the gate has closed no
00:30:06oh no
00:30:07no absolutely not that's not gonna work for me I'm so sorry it's not my fault I'm late the idiots
00:30:12at
00:30:12TSA the gate has closed no but you see this is just a little stancher you can let me through
00:30:18well we closed the door of the plane no I don't think so see you what you gotta understand I
00:30:22got
00:30:22here plenty of time let me see your ticket okay it's right here executive class right there I'm
00:30:29flying to Palm Springs for a girls weekend ma'am I'm sorry you late that plane is about to take
00:30:36off
00:30:36no no no no you this is not my fault at the idiots at TSA they stopped me and they
00:30:41confiscated
00:30:41my bags because all 17 knives that I had in there to make ceviche for the girls trip they
00:30:47said it wasn't allowed on the plane well honey listen I don't know what to tell you but this
00:30:51plane is gone no it's right there look I can see my girlfriends are in the window well here I
00:30:57tell
00:30:57you what why don't I call the pilot yeah give him a call hello we see your ID too okay
00:31:02yeah they
00:31:03got this white woman up here trying to get on the plane but uh is that you yes that is
00:31:08me a few years
00:31:10to go oh she's about 250 pounds oh all right I'll tell her I'm sorry but the pilot said this
00:31:18no go
00:31:19ma'am okay okay listen I'm gonna need you to let me through call that pilot back baby that dog
00:31:24won't
00:31:24hunt I'm gonna cut the dramatics with you I'm gonna tell you the real truth the honest truth I have
00:31:31a
00:31:31terminal illness oh I do and the doctors told me I only have a few days to live but they
00:31:38said that the
00:31:39cure to this disease could be a mojito in Palm Springs oh a mojito that sounds real good girl I
00:31:47know I know I'm ready for the cure but baby this plane is gone the only thing boarding right now
00:31:54is
00:31:54Karen's entitlement okay I did not want to do this everybody in my Facebook and my Facebook groups you
00:32:01can play that game baby you can play that game baby how very dare you how very dare you ma
00:32:07'am you know
00:32:07what this is an occupational hazard is what this is you bothering me I was on my break this is
00:32:13and
00:32:13you trying to get me to get you on a plane that's already backing up you help help help he
00:32:20assaulted me
00:32:21I got you on camera this is anti-presbyterian discrimination I've seen this before girl you
00:32:27ain't fooling nobody okay well I everybody just saw you reach across that desk uh-huh and hit me bye
00:32:33y'all
00:32:34no no no no hold that later bye bye bye you better hold that plane hold that you better get
00:32:40your ass
00:32:40away from here now go you know what I'm getting out of here before security does but you'll hear from
00:32:44me scoot you'll hear from me buster come on candy crush do people still play candy crush
00:32:55this Karen called it community standards he called it mind your business and now Santa's about to catch a
00:33:02stray in July mr. Paul who is it Karen Crenshaw Cooper Collins what do you want I can hear you
00:33:15it is the
00:33:16middle of July July is for the red white and blue you know what colors I see all around this
00:33:21door know
00:33:22what I see green I see red whoa oh I see red when I'm gonna beat your ass I'll tell
00:33:31you that well
00:33:31that's something we can agree on ain't it I celebrate Christmas all year long and that ain't none of your
00:33:37business it is my business because I'm the head of the HOA you head of the what HOA homos
00:33:44association you need to get your ears checked I heard you right you are the leader of the
00:33:49homos association homeowners homos association also this is the condominium you know where you
00:33:55are I do know where I'm in a condominium I pay my lease every month which allows me to luxuriate
00:34:01in all of this you see this this is a petition uh-huh this was written by the people of
00:34:08this
00:34:08condominium you see it and your point with all of this is what we are bound by the same loss
00:34:15you
00:34:15need to take down these decorations you need to it's in the HOA ordinances why am I gonna do it
00:34:22these are causing allergens I'm gonna sue you I know many a lawyer this is no longer Christmas in July
00:34:28it's Christmas in court oh you think oh yeah I see you she's in violation of the homeowners
00:34:34association you are on social media right now don't you see can't catch me I got you assaulting
00:34:41and thief these are deadly things you gotta go over there no no no you got a lawsuit look at
00:34:46this
00:34:46look at these you these halogen lights don't you touch oh they're giving me a seizure oh you don't
00:34:52get an ass kicking oh they're giving me a seizure oh okay that's it right there I'm calling the police
00:34:57right I know the chief of police I got you on camera I got you on camera we got a
00:35:02lawsuit we
00:35:03got a look I got pay more where that came from oh what if I take your candy cane uh
00:35:07-uh you can sit
00:35:08on it but you oh woman they gonna get you get this look get this yeah no no we gotta
00:35:15get it out of here
00:35:15going to jail it's July you're going to jail no more you're going to Christmas decorations police
00:35:21no somebody call me police I'm sick of it I got all on camera all on camera oh did I
00:35:31not have it on
00:35:32camera where's the manager it's a new day in the workroom and I am feeling like I need to speak
00:35:43to
00:35:43the manager meow do not record me today the judges will get to watch our Karen performances I'm feeling
00:35:52oh god I don't know how I'm feeling I feel uh very uh severe honey severe up in here I
00:36:04may be losing
00:36:05it a little bit because there's this type of challenge there's really no reassurance y'all I'm
00:36:10being a little nervous for this one because in the previous comedy challenge there were people
00:36:15in the room laughing this one was straight up me and RuPaul part of me is like yeah you kept
00:36:22it
00:36:22with Ru the whole time but the other side was like but were you funny at all hmm I left
00:36:28that shoot
00:36:30thinking what the hell just happened right we didn't get to watch each other do these scenes I don't know
00:36:36how the other girls did so that makes me even more nervous does anyone feel overwhelming like
00:36:43yeah I killed that that was awesome I did a great job I feel like there are moments when I'm
00:36:48like oh
00:36:49girl I hate it you know what I mean that is one thing about you one thing about Darlene Darlene
00:36:54thinks
00:36:55she ate it ended in both of us hunched over laughing yeah Darlene you feel like farthest from a Karen
00:37:01how did you channel Karen I don't know if I had that sort of like angry like burst I definitely
00:37:08went
00:37:08to like bless your heart route I feel like I got a lot of laughs during my Karen skit but
00:37:13as far as the
00:37:15challenge of being a Karen I don't know girl after Ru's walkthrough where she like singled me out a
00:37:21little bit I was like you have to let loose you have to have fun I was like okay well
00:37:25you know
00:37:25what I just have to like go out and do it and like I feel like I took a big
00:37:29big risk doing a hispanic
00:37:31Karen compit considering that everyone else is you know stereotypical Karen you could say why did you
00:37:39channel anybody you know or like any like I channeled like a mixture of Newtka Marcos uh-huh which
00:37:45is like this really famous crazy Cuban lady and I channeled a bit of my mom she's not a Karen
00:37:50but
00:37:50she'll pop off oh god so I was just channeling that I was channeling like all the times I've seen
00:37:55my aunties fight or you know argue and like the hand motions and all that honestly having Ru as a
00:38:00scene partner was fun she called me a whore um she said that I look like a prostitute easy that
00:38:07was my
00:38:07dress yeah I love the dress I love the Darlene Santee Ally dress out of this normally when we have
00:38:14a comedy
00:38:15challenge Juicy comes back and she is a woman in crisis today I can tell from her energy that she
00:38:22feels a lot better about how yesterday went than she has in the past with these kinds of comedy
00:38:27challenges my thing is anxiety I'm on a journey of not doing the thing that I always do where I
00:38:34go back
00:38:34home after we do a challenge and think about every single thing that I could have done better and that
00:38:38I
00:38:39did wrong I've come this far my track record's fab I look fab I look fab I feel fab I
00:38:46smell fab I smell
00:38:47well not currently but I will smell fab I'm feeling cautiously optimistic I think I did what was asked
00:38:55but some people seem to be saying that Ru was really laughing at them which is making this much more
00:39:02nerve
00:39:02wracking than past performance challenges NeNe how where's your head up I also am like it could
00:39:09have been great it could have been shit I don't know like I was having fun I feel like I
00:39:13stayed in
00:39:14character the whole time my AJ away Karen sketch was so fun but also at the same time I'm like
00:39:19did I
00:39:19pick up on everything that Ru was putting down in my scene Ru was in character the whole time yeah
00:39:24so
00:39:24she wasn't like breaking character and laughing or anything so it definitely wasn't the laughs like we
00:39:29got during Snatch Game you know speak for yourself the pressures on y'all the pressures on it's a
00:39:36really really strong group of girls but I feel like everyone's weakness is definitely their psyche
00:39:40the inner saboteur of it all this challenge is the one that's gonna determine the top four so we're
00:39:45all feeling the tension in the room because we just don't know where we're gonna land
00:40:06have a girl put the bass in your walk head to toe let your whole body top
00:40:14welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race she's always ready to make a scene Michelle
00:40:23visage a scene can I speak to somebody above you like who do you report to that's who I want
00:40:33to
00:40:33talk to ma'am I am the manager when the manager's not here she knows a thing or two about
00:40:42going viral
00:40:43T.S. Madison all rule I got a shot for that and I'm all better now and she's no stranger
00:40:53to drama it's the
00:40:55fabulous Julianne Nicholson wait a minute are you recording me right now welcome my love thank you I'm
00:41:07so happy to be here this week we challenged our queens to cause a commotion as Karen's gone wild
00:41:14and tonight on the runway category is from wholesome to fulsome racers start your engines and may the best
00:41:23drag queen win
00:41:30category is from wholesome to fulsome up first juicy love Dionne my wholesome look is an Alice in
00:41:39Wonderland inspiration oh dear oh you've got Crisco in my poppers now you've got poppers in my Crisco
00:41:48pop till you drop once we smell the poppers baby that kitty girl comes out and I
00:41:55have Cheshire cat covering up my privates with a chastity belt because I'm a good girl I feel
00:42:00like I fit the cat category curiosity killed the cat but a good whip brought it back calico you better
00:42:08do Darlene Mitchell oh it's a housewife picking a casserole at the fulsome street fair no kink is
00:42:18off limits so don't piss me off just piss on me she don't piss until I've got my hanky on
00:42:26display and I
00:42:27have my fully stoned bedazzled crystallized pea stain oops things got a little messy and the nastiest
00:42:37little Daisy Dukes you've ever seen head to toe I am dripping now that's what I call a golden girl
00:42:45Mikey Meeks oh oh her safe word is rosebud I'll take a dozen Mikey Meeks stars and everything's coming
00:42:54up roses it's a double feature oh oh no I pricked my finger but I kind of like the pain
00:43:01I reveal into my
00:43:02harnessy thorny BDSM couture do not fuck with me fellas because I also have a vine whip wholesome to
00:43:10wholesome babe sweet as a rose to thorny and horny thorn when did I have thorn well I've seen her
00:43:18videos on thorn hub oh Jane don't I'm looking for my husband Ebenezer young beautiful dowager widow
00:43:30wandering through her husband's man's haunted by his ghost and then I tear away my nightgown oh yeah to
00:43:39reveal my fully encrusted red lingerie set she's the latest cast member the rocky whore picture
00:43:46show I'm wearing my Mrs. Lovett hair running a bordello I'm pouring hot wax all over my heaving
00:43:54bosom it's sort of funny and twisted but still sexy like the heroine of a Bronte novel if she was
00:44:03also a
00:44:03slut I feel gorgeous I heard of a candle in the wind but this is extra Nene Coco give me
00:44:12your tired
00:44:13you're lonely your horse I am the very freshly constructed Statue of Liberty circa 1886 she is
00:44:23draped in this beautiful pure copper oh give me liberty or give me a piece of ass yeah who knew
00:44:32that Lady Liberty was so kinky this is another Nene Coco original I made it head to toe she's covered
00:44:38in
00:44:38spikes Folsom is all about the freedom of expression so who better to represent that than the Statue of
00:44:44Liberty herself you can see her in torch thong trilogy now that's what I call a Staten Island fairy you
00:44:51want to see a tunnel welcome Queens it's time for the judges critiques starting with juicy love Dion this
00:45:06outfit tonight this was said here kitty kitty here kitty kitty kitty hey you know you look like sex
00:45:12the little demure Alice in Wonderland party girl over it was really fun with the giant poppers it says
00:45:18it all about you juicy you were the parking spot Karen you really let yourself go you let yourself have
00:45:27you had physical comedy I loved the Spanish stuff I love to think Ru called you a Buddha it just
00:45:33it
00:45:33looked like you two had a good time I loved your railwork or your railography if you will the way
00:45:40you sort
00:45:40of tumbled over the rail you were totally committed to that moment and letting yourself go I really
00:45:46fell all the way out with you are you the man you kind of did get stuck in the Miguel
00:45:53part but it was
00:45:54just the other little things that you did that that made up for so just you came with the character
00:45:59and I was impressed with that you were fun you I had a great time with you I'm happy to
00:46:03see that you
00:46:04let it all out thank you Darlene Mitchell now this outfit right here girl listen it brought back
00:46:10memories okay thank you for being the boundary pusher tonight oh yellow nails too we went there you feel
00:46:22like the missing village person that we all wanted and never got and you were the shoplifting Karen you
00:46:29matched Rue everything that Rue did you said yes and and that's like rule number one for improv it felt
00:46:35very alive and moment-to-moment work Darlene you're so stupid I had so much fun with you you're really
00:46:44good scene partner I think you are so funny but I would have wanted to see more Karen from you
00:46:50you
00:46:50weren't as much a Karen as you were a good Christian lady growing up in the Midwest there was a
00:46:56lot of that
00:46:57sort of like bless your heart woman but on the inside rotted yeah on a scale of one to ten
00:47:03from
00:47:03my book I would definitely give you a high long eight because I got one okay ten all right up
00:47:19next
00:47:19Mikey mix now this outfit girl you're making me thorny baby just blown away by it this is gorgeous
00:47:27tonight that hair is so gorgeous that reveal was fantastic and top to bottom beautiful you were the
00:47:34most Karen of the bunch your license and I believed it with the Kate Gosselin hair and all a Karen
00:47:40is about
00:47:41having privilege and using the privilege to her advantage you did it for me one of the things that
00:47:49first jumped out to me was how quickly you went from entitlement don't need a license I'm traveling to
00:47:55seduction to distraction to coma to running away was just brilliant when you brought the seat back like
00:48:03your imagination was limitless and you just pulled out every last thing you had in your bag of tricks
00:48:08and I bought every single one wow you seem very surprised by the critiques I am surprised I am when
00:48:15it's improv and it was really just the two of us you leave going what the hell did I just
00:48:20do what I'm
00:48:21learning and what I need to continue to work on is trust my gut because it's gotten me this far
00:48:25great night for you Mikey wow thank you thank you up next Jane don't I just love that juxtaposition of
00:48:32the sort of Jane Austen to like red light whore in the improv challenge if you've ever seen a Karen
00:48:42cut up they cuts up in those airports like I needed more foolishness from you the 250 pounds you could
00:48:50have easily just tore into rule about you being 235 you know it was so many things that you could
00:48:56have
00:48:57played off you know with rude that I thought you were missing I loved when you were rolling around
00:49:02so casually even though clearly uh he was nowhere near you I think in this situation I didn't get
00:49:09Karen I was getting more Mrs. Roper I agree that I didn't get as much Karen as I maybe would
00:49:14have
00:49:14liked but I loved your patterned moo moo and your hair and your glasses I don't know just being like
00:49:20a lady
00:49:20from Palm Springs I think is just spiritually where I feel the most at home so I was just kind
00:49:25of like
00:49:25I just feel like you came there with things that you wanted to say and you said them
00:49:29and you weren't allowing yourself to go further than that and I know you've got more than that
00:49:34I just wanted you to be more Karen I guess sure is all we've all experienced it at this point
00:49:39Rue's entire algorithm is Karen's which is why this challenge is probably happening
00:49:44listen you're you're great a few maneuvers she could have been absolutely perfect
00:49:49Nene Coco I had very high expectations when you came out because I felt your desperation
00:49:55so clearly I loved your nails on the clipboard there were specific things along the way that
00:50:01really brought that character to life you understood what a Karen was I just think you ran out of steam
00:50:07it felt like it became the same thing over and over you have to keep it moving to keep the
00:50:12comedy
00:50:12moving yeah I feel like I had a lot of energy came in really hot yeah and didn't have as
00:50:18many levels
00:50:19in there yeah now in the runway I was like yes ma'am and looking at this outfit makes me
00:50:25miss New York
00:50:26City late night I'm sure we partied with a few club kids that dressed up like this a few times
00:50:32I just want to get on a ferry and ride all the way
00:50:37it's such a beautiful nostalgic moment to see Lady Liberty especially in this moment with all
00:50:42that's going on in the world around us would you ride a ferry I ride a fare with you
00:50:47all right Nene anything else you want to add you'll be hearing from my lawyer
00:50:56thank you thanks all right well thank you Queens I think we've heard enough
00:51:00all you untucked backstage the judges and I will deliberate all right now just between us
00:51:07girlfriends what do you think starting with Juicy love Dionne I was really proud of Juicy in this
00:51:14challenge actually as parking spot Karen I agree that there were enough viral moments in there
00:51:20very very funny I had no idea that she would come through like that she did a really good job
00:51:26tonight all right let's talk about Darlene Mitchell I felt you two were together and you were having a
00:51:31great time one of the best bits for me was actually you showing us your credentials through singing and
00:51:37dancing so when you can elevate your scene partner that's one of the signs of a great actor and she
00:51:42has that I love every single thing about what she did apart from the fact that she wasn't a Karen
00:51:47she was more like I'm a good Christian woman but I did like her comedic timing with you Ru
00:51:52she was down to play all right Mikey Meeks I've tried all of those stunts in the car before and
00:51:58I got arrested so that is definitely a real Karen honey I have seen these women get away with all
00:52:05of
00:52:05these antics she just tried everything she could think of and it never felt forced all right Jane
00:52:11don't she has set the bar so high for herself she tried to control it too much is the best
00:52:18way I can
00:52:18say it and that's where we can get lost when we're not so much in the moment I think she
00:52:22was trying to
00:52:23script it more than just letting it letting it flow so if you threw something at her Ru she didn't
00:52:28take
00:52:29it she didn't take the bait and that happened a few times no I don't think so see what you
00:52:33got to
00:52:33understand what she did was good but it just wasn't enough it certainly wasn't Karen enough for me
00:52:38all right Nene Coco now Nene Coco was the other one who really knows what a Karen is she got
00:52:43it she
00:52:44understood the assignment however it felt like she got stuck and kept kind of driving home the same
00:52:50persona I think it's hard when you start from such a high place because then there's nowhere to go and
00:52:56I think that's what happened felt like there's a lot of screaming with not a lot of you know meat
00:53:01and
00:53:01potatoes silence I have made my decision bring back my girls welcome back Queens I've made some decisions
00:53:15Mikey Meeks your traffic stop Karen was just the ticket condragulations you're the winner of this
00:53:23week's challenge whoo let's fucking go you've won a cash tip of five thousand dollars plus tickets to
00:53:31see stop that train the first feature film from the drag race universe in theaters this summer
00:53:37I got my roses bitch oh my god Karen's I will thank you this time
00:53:50Darlene Mitchell in the challenge you were a little Karen light but your runway was a real pisser
00:54:01Juicy love Dion your parking spot Karen was a little over the line but your runway was purr-fect
00:54:15Juicy love Dion you are safe thank you so much you may step to the back of the stage thank
00:54:24you
00:54:28Darlene Mitchell you are safe you may join the other girls thank you
00:54:43Nene Coco Jane don't I'm sorry my dears but you are both up for elimination
00:54:51I have come way too far and I have spent way too much time and energy and anxiety to get
00:54:58to this
00:54:59spot so I'm gonna do what I need to do to get through this shit so that I can be
00:55:04at the end
00:55:04two queens stand before me ladies this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from
00:55:14elimination for the first time in the entire competition the spectacular Jane is in the
00:55:22bottom and she's up against me and that is bad news for her the time has come for you to
00:55:32lip-sync
00:55:32for your life good luck and don't fuck it up
00:55:54go get your friends and meet me on the floor you're out of candy I can get you more you
00:56:02start to slurring and I'll start to squeal
00:56:05I'm falling over in my nine inch heels come on
00:56:10come on and hit me come on
00:56:15let's go
00:56:16I could be your girlfriend for the weekend you could be my boyfriend for the night
00:56:23my excuse to make a bad decision my body's getting close under the light
00:56:33I've been feeling this familiar feeling like I've known you my whole life
00:56:40take you to the garden of Eden poison that won't take a bite
00:56:47let's go
00:56:48I'll get to take you to the garden of Eden
00:56:52I'll get to take you to the garden of Eden
00:56:55come on
00:56:56come on and become a
00:57:13The bitch does a cartwheel back tuck and sticks the landing period
00:57:30It's familiar feeling like I've known you in my whole life
00:57:36Take you to the garden of Eden, boys and apples, take a bite
00:57:44I'll tend to take you to the garden of Eden
00:57:47I'll tend to take you to the garden of Eden
00:57:58Hey!
00:58:01Woo!
00:58:03Hey!
00:58:07Woo!
00:58:11Woo!
00:58:13Woo!
00:58:13Good job, girl!
00:58:15Yes, girl!
00:58:16Woo!
00:58:17Give that Gaga follow!
00:58:21Queens!
00:58:22I've made my decision.
00:58:30Nene Coco, shantay you stay.
00:58:36You may join the other girls.
00:58:52Jane, my queen, you are a star.
00:58:56Never take don't for an answer.
00:59:00Now, sashay away.
00:59:04Thank you for everything.
00:59:13Oh, um, it...
00:59:23I am surprised, but I mean, you know, I did my best and I killed it and...
00:59:34I think I deserved to go to the end, but this has been really amazing and I love these girls
00:59:39so much.
00:59:41Doesn't really feel like...
00:59:44There's much else to say.
00:59:48Yeah, catch you on the flip.
00:59:56Condragulations, queens.
00:59:57And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
01:00:02Can I get an amen up in here?
01:00:04Amen!
01:00:05All right, now let the music play.
01:00:08Good morning, girls!
01:00:09Good morning, girls!
01:00:11Good morning, girls!
01:00:19Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race...
01:00:21You'll be co-hosting...
01:00:22Good morning, bitches!
01:00:25Hello!
01:00:25Can I just put my...
01:00:26Oh, yep.
01:00:26Like that.
01:00:27There you go, yeah.
01:00:28You're just stopping at a certain point.
01:00:30You're gonna need a tarp and an ass.
01:00:32Oh!
01:00:33Oh, wait!
01:00:33I can't say they don't have television.
01:00:35with a fucking chef kiss from head to toe.
01:00:38Everything you did was incorrect.
01:00:42It's almost too much for my brain to handle
01:00:44to think that one of us has made it this far
01:00:47and is about to get to chop.
01:01:05Oh, oh, oh, give yourself permission
01:01:07to take the script, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip,
01:01:09give yourself permission to take the script, flip, flip,
01:01:13because if you're not like all the bitches
01:01:14and show me something different.
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