00:15You
00:20Girl healed up anybody got eyes on them they're lurking any second now
00:31Oh
00:32We shoot me in your god
00:33That was crack she totally saved your ass Jake I got lucky go stock cabin shakes the one they got
00:40lucky
00:40Yeah, he got all these pants down like mr
00:42Stevens at the faculty lounge. That was a rumor. I didn't know he said he saw it. The lofias pull
00:46us a focus guys game ain't over yet
00:51Shit she iced me, I got you mia
00:55It's happy.
00:57Thanks.
00:57Did you just use your ult to kill one player?
01:00Wow.
01:00What a dumpster.
01:01The boy's a simp.
01:02Yo, he was white knighting Mia.
01:05No, he didn't.
01:05No, I didn't.
01:06Your simp sauce is dripping from the trees, Jake.
01:08Can I get a simp cocktail, please, with a side of simp fried rice?
01:13Burn.
01:14Group up, dickbags. There's one left.
01:16I see him.
01:21What?
01:22Yeah. That was incredible, Mia.
01:25Wow.
01:25Great game, Mia.
01:27Aw, thanks.
01:27Wait till we post that. Our channel is gonna be Litty City.
01:32Alright, guys. I'm finna dip. My parents are making me go outside. For no reason.
01:37Okay, later, homo Simpson. Eat a dick.
01:40Bye, Jake.
01:47Um, bye, Jake.
01:50Why are you the worst?
01:53Dude, he white knighted you. Are you not, like, literally dying?
01:58No, he didn't.
01:59Yeah, yes, yes, he did. He clearly has a crush on you. It's so obvi.
02:05He has a girlfriend.
02:07Um, you clearly have not seen his Instagram story today.
02:11God, you're the worst stalker I've ever met. It's been on Insta for like an hour.
02:26I knew something was up. His shots were really off today.
02:29I heard him tell Lee it was because she convinced her parents to let him come over during Quar.
02:35And then he decided to stay home and game.
02:38Well, duh. Does she not know he's trying to get signed?
02:40She's like a VSCO girl. Like, she's too busy, like, saving the turtles.
02:45Cus, cus, cus, cus. And I, oop.
02:48Your e-girl is showing.
02:49The point is, is that he's single now and he's clearly in love with you.
02:53He doesn't see me like that. We're teammates.
02:56I'm pretty sure he's only into white girls.
02:58Come on, Mia. You spent months learning how to play as a supporting character
03:03so Jake would let us on his team because you were obsessed with him.
03:07And now he's single and he's simping for you.
03:12And you're too shook to do anything. Like, are you even the main character right now?
03:15Why do you even care? Because after all the hours I spent listening to you talk about him, I ship
03:22you guys.
03:22Okay, well, what am I supposed to do?
03:24Post a cute selfie or, like, a challenge or something.
03:28I mean, Kennedy Moran is always posting selfies on TikTok and Jake is all up in her comments.
03:48I'm not doing that. Why not?
03:50Because I'm gross and no one wants to see me dancing.
03:54You're not gross, Mia.
03:56Well, I don't look like that.
03:57What, like a super try-hard?
04:00Besides, you're a way better dancer than her anyway.
04:03Do you remember Rachel Lomansky's bot mitzvah?
04:05That was because I had Red Bull.
04:06Anyway, if my mom found out I posted a dance challenge, she would kill me.
04:11Fine.
04:12Then do some fucking sleuthing and figure out how to get his attention.
04:15Okay, I need to go sell my turnips. Call me later!
04:17Bye-bye!
04:49How- how do they do that?
05:16Best of best.
05:27Best of best.
05:57Best of best.
06:11Bro, what the hell did you just post?
06:13Are you like a sports dude now?
06:15Jake just messaged me.
06:18What?
06:20Yeah!
06:22What did he say?
06:23What did he say?
06:25Didn't know you fucked with Messi.
06:27Yeah, well neither did I, so here we are.
06:29That's because I don't.
06:30I only posted that to get his attention like you said.
06:33I didn't think it would actually work.
06:34Okay, well what are you gonna say?
06:36Why?
06:36I don't know!
06:37I don't know anything about soccer!
06:39First of all, start calling it football.
06:41Second of all, you have to say something.
06:44Okay.
06:44Hi.
06:45Uh.
06:51Hondo P.
06:52He's my fave.
06:57What's he saying?
06:59Something about Ronald.
07:01Who's Ronald?
07:01Like I would know.
07:03Google it.
07:14You should check the scoreboards.
07:17The numbers speak for themselves.
07:23Duh.
07:25His flow is fire.
07:28Lowkey, best rapper alive in my opinion.
07:39Can you like share your screen or something?
07:41Because I'm dying over here.
07:44He just asked for my snap.
07:47Are you shitting me?
07:48Oh my god.
07:50It's a me, a Mario.
07:55Oh my god, he's snapping me.
07:57I need to focus.
07:58I'll call you back.
07:59No, no, no.
08:00I need details, you know.
08:06Hey.
08:09Hey.
08:10LOL.
08:11Check it.
08:14Drip, drip.
08:16Drip, drip.
08:16Messy, kid.
08:18That's so fire.
08:19I know.
08:20My mom got it for me.
08:22She's worried I'm gonna be depressed.
08:24LOL.
08:24Why?
08:26I guess because there's no school, and we're trapped, and people are dying.
08:31LOL.
08:32Yeah, everything's very depressing right now.
08:41Just kidding.
08:42To be honest, I'm not depressed at all.
08:44I'm actually glad school is canceled.
08:47We need the time to practice.
08:48True.
08:50Great game today, by the way.
08:52You too.
08:55You've improved.
08:56A lot.
08:59So, do you think we'll qualify for the tournament?
09:10Question mark?
09:16Okay, bye.
09:18LOL.
09:22Sorry.
09:24Bye.
09:55Are you guys engaged yet?
09:56Not quite.
10:05Oh.
10:07He's probably just trying to make Sydney jealous.
10:10Or, I was right, and he's not into me, and I've been kidding myself this whole time.
10:14Mia.
10:15Look at her.
10:19Okay.
10:21Look at you, right?
10:23I mean, you're smart, and funny, and pretty, and you're great with a rifle at medium range.
10:28Well, he ghosted me, so.
10:30Don't let this Becky body you like that.
10:33I've seen you pull off bigger wins.
10:35Do you remember that game last week when you had, like, crazy lag, and you still owned?
10:43You can do this.
10:45You just have to show Jake what he's missing, right?
10:47I mean, remember?
10:49Chin down.
10:51Exhale through the mouth.
10:53Snap.
10:56Isn't that, isn't it?
11:09I'm really scared.
11:09Nothing's changed since I last saw my friends.
11:12I don't know what it is, but now it seems that all we ever have to talk about is how.
11:21How's life since graduation? Still doing music? Great, man.
11:25We should lay some time for drinks and half-assed conversations.
11:28I just threw my phone books and my rosaries.
11:31Look at all these faces that got over me.
11:35I can't control myself, y'all making me anxious.
11:38I feel like everybody knows that I'm faking.
11:40How for my friends stay addicted to substance, but really ain't got no substance.
11:44I said I've been here a day. I've really been here a month.
11:49Hey, sorry. My parents made me walk my dog.
11:53Nice. How was it?
11:56He barely peed. So dumb.
12:00What are you doing?
12:03Literally nothing, lol. You?
12:07Dicking around on VRChat.
12:10Oh my god, I love VRChat.
12:13You play?
12:14Yeah, I like to build stuff on there.
12:16Been working on a campsite to get away during Quar.
12:21That sounds dope.
12:22Can I come see it?
12:29Yeah.
12:30I mean, it's dumb, but sure.
12:32LOL.
12:40Hi, welcome to Chili's.
12:42Dude, I need your help.
12:44Jake wants to meet up in VRChat.
12:48Shut up.
12:49I'm serious.
12:49He wants to come to the campsite.
12:51I need you to help me pick my avatar.
12:53Okay, okay.
12:54I'll meet you in the hub.
12:56Yee-yee.
12:56Here we go, Casper.
12:58Here we go, Casper.
13:26It's for climate change awareness.
13:28So, vibe check?
13:29Mmm, I don't know.
13:31Anime chicks always creep me out.
13:33They look like sexy babies.
13:35Okay, what about this one?
13:40What about the one that looks like you?
13:42I mean, that's who he's interested in.
13:49This one?
13:52It's kind of basic.
13:54It's much better, trust me.
13:57Oh God, he just friend requested me.
14:01You got this.
14:02Just promise me you won't wuss out and you'll tell him how you feel.
14:06I will, I promise.
14:07Thank you, Riley, for everything.
14:09I got you, boo.
14:10Okay, I'm gonna go check out Gabe's open mic night, so hit me up after.
14:25Jake?
14:26What up?
14:30Wow.
14:31That is, wow.
14:34Too much?
14:35Here, give me a sec.
14:39Better?
14:42Nice jersey.
14:43Thanks.
14:44This place is really cool, man.
14:46Thanks.
14:47Riley and I have been coming here since Core started.
14:49It's kind of my happy place.
14:53Well, it's dope.
14:54I brought you something.
14:56Pew, pew, pew.
14:58Oh my God.
14:59I know you like cats, so.
15:01I love it.
15:03Hey, you want to see something kind of lame, but also kind of cool?
15:15Dude, this is amazing.
15:18How did you do all this?
15:19I was bored one day.
15:21It's really pretty.
15:26I miss camping.
15:28IRL.
15:29I've never been.
15:31Really?
15:32Yeah.
15:33I always wanted to, though.
15:34That's why I built this place.
15:36We should go sometime.
15:38When COVID's over.
15:40This is cool, though.
15:42In the meantime.
15:44Should we take a selfie for the gram?
15:46Sure.
15:47Here, follow me.
15:49We can use this mirror.
16:02Say cheese.
16:08Send that to me?
16:10For sure.
16:15What?
16:23Can I tell you something?
16:26What's up?
16:30What's up?
16:35So, I know this is probably totally weird or whatever.
16:41And I know we're like teammates and all.
16:47But I've kind of had a crush on you for a while.
16:54That's hilarious.
17:00Because I was literally about to say the same thing to you.
17:08What?
17:09For real?
17:11To be honest, I don't even like Overwatch anymore.
17:14I only play it so I can see you.
17:24To be honest, I don't even like Overwatch anymore.
17:34I only play it so I can see you.
17:34You're still playing games?
17:36You're still playing games?
17:36That's enough.
17:36Doisha, is it really?
18:04Oh, my God.
18:36Oh, my God.
19:14Oh, my God.
19:55Oh, my God.
20:28Oh, my God.
20:34Oh, my God.
21:10Look, I mean, don't even worry about fuckboy Jake, right?
21:16I mean, there's obviously so much more important things going on in the world right now.
21:22What do you mean?
21:26Have you not been online at all today?
21:29No.
21:30Why?
21:34Look at your feet.
21:44Say his name!
21:46Say his name!
21:49Say his name!
21:50George Floyd!
21:51Say his name!
21:52Mark! Mark! Mark!
21:55Mark! Mark!
22:22Mark! Mark!
22:52Mark! Mark!
23:46Mark!
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