00:18Hey, hey, Michelle, what did I tell you about riding the scooter in the house?
00:22I know you can't see me, but I put the camera there so I can watch you, remember?
00:28Hey, sushi roll.
00:30Look at the camera.
00:31Rule number one.
00:33Don't open the door.
00:36Ah, booyah.
00:37Rule number two.
00:38Don't open that door!
00:40That's right.
00:42Now kiss your smart little face for me.
00:45More.
00:46More?
00:47Uh, give me some more.
00:48Mm, mm-hmm.
00:50Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:56Knock, knock.
00:57Who's there?
00:58Uh, no.
00:58Oh, eh, wrong answer.
01:02Knock, knock, knock, knock.
01:07Knock, knock.
01:09Pretend I'm not here.
01:10Good girl.
01:12That's right.
01:13Pretend I'm not here.
01:15Hang on, Michelle.
01:16I'm trying to do something for Miss Ernestine, okay?
01:20What's taking so long?
01:21I'm starving.
01:22I got you.
01:23Just hold on.
01:24No one's starving here.
01:25I'm just getting my child squared away at home.
01:28You know how it is.
01:29That's not the right kind of mask.
01:31Well, this is the only mask I could find, okay?
01:34I went to three different Duane Reeds last night.
01:38Hey, what are you doing?
01:40Uh-uh.
01:41What are you doing with that?
01:43Unplug it in the back.
01:45Michelle, unplug it.
01:48Oh, girl.
01:49Oh, do not give me a heart attack today.
01:53Hey, hey.
01:55Come over here.
01:56Look, you are okay.
01:58It's all good.
01:59But you cannot put foil in a microwave, okay?
02:02Now you know.
02:04And you can't be eating just because you're bored.
02:07We got to make these groceries last, okay?
02:10Okay.
02:11Listen, I got to go, baby.
02:13Do your homework, and then you can watch an episode.
02:16Send me a polo if it's an emergency.
02:22Um, six, nine, two.
02:26Oh, what can ail thee night at arms?
02:28So haggard and so woe-begone.
02:31The squirrel's granary is full.
02:34The squirrel's granary is full.
02:35And the harvest's done.
02:36The squirrel's granary is full.
02:39And the harvest...
02:43Hey, Mom.
02:45Can I call you later?
02:46I got to head to the school.
02:49No.
02:50Dang.
02:51Nobody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
02:54Again?
02:57It's all the wrong sides.
03:00So, what's up?
03:01I got to go grab stuff from my office
03:03so that I can teach the youth from home later.
03:06They're closing the campus to faculty.
03:08Hey.
03:09Hey, Marion.
03:10Um, we were wondering if you were going to be able to come visit tomorrow.
03:13Hey.
03:14Um, you know, I don't think I can.
03:17There's all these trainings to move the classes online.
03:20Uh-oh.
03:22What?
03:22We got some thoughts coming in.
03:24You need to get over here and visit with me
03:27or why did I shove your big head out my loins?
03:30At least drop off my CBD cream
03:33so I got something to take my mind off my only thankless child.
03:38Here we go.
03:39Look, Mom.
03:39Mom, I can't help it if I'm tied up with all of this.
03:43It's not like I invented coronavirus
03:45so that I have an excuse to not come visit you, Mom.
03:49I'm glad you're doing your homework,
03:50but that is not an emergency, okay?
03:52Remember what Miss Taylor said.
03:54Sound it out.
03:57Wouldn't put it past you.
03:59If it wasn't this, it'd be something else.
04:01It's always something why you can't.
04:04Yeah, well, I learned from the best.
04:06I'm sure she'll come as soon as she gets a chance, right?
04:10Whatever, I'll try.
04:12But, you know, it's really funny how
04:13when she was the one working all the time
04:15and I wanted a little bit of attention,
04:16it was always,
04:17when are you going to leave me alone, child?
04:18When are you going to leave me alone?
04:21Like I was the plague.
04:24Anyway.
04:26Skip it and see if you can figure it out, okay?
04:29I'm sure we all do all for this particular therapy session.
04:31Your mom did work really hard back in her day, you know?
04:35If we can believe the tales that she tells.
04:37Yeah, well, I work hard, too.
04:39So I can pay so she can have somebody
04:40whose company she can tolerate.
04:43Who are you talking to?
04:44Michelle.
04:46Just checking in on her.
04:47How is she?
04:48Great, you know, considering.
04:50Thanks for asking.
04:52Don't change the subject.
04:54She's being polite.
04:55We're all still talking.
04:57Yeah, you know what?
04:58I gotta go.
04:59Oh, Marianne.
05:01Okay.
05:01When are you coming home?
05:04When are you coming home?
05:07When are you coming home?
05:09When are you coming?
05:12When are you coming home?
05:16Hello?
05:20Hey, where'd you go?
05:22I don't see you.
05:27Michelle, holler if you're in the bathroom
05:32Okay, the joke is over
05:34You got me
05:38Michelle, Renee, what are you doing?
05:43I want to read my book on the roof
05:45Oh my gosh, girl
05:46What about do not open the door?
05:49But nobody knocked
05:50Wow
05:52Don't open the door means stay inside
05:56Listen, we just got to get through the rest of the day
05:58Okay, so just lock the door
06:03Take off your coat
06:07Now get your iPad and sit on the couch
06:12Do not get off that couch for any reason until I get home
06:16Unless you have to pee
06:17And then you sit right back down, okay?
06:21Okay
06:23I'll be home in three episodes
06:26The squirrel's granary is full and the harvest done
06:31Madison, it's your turn
06:34Hold on, I have to read this poem
06:39I see a lily on thy brow with anguish moist and fever dew
06:43And on thy cheek a fading rose
06:45Fast with earth dew
06:48So, I don't know
06:50Honestly, I feel triggered that we have to read this poem
06:52Because this guy died from lung problems
06:55And that seems a little insensitive right now
06:57Okay, can you say more?
07:01I mean, I'd rather not
07:06Okay, I have to take this
07:09Everybody take five, okay?
07:16Hey, what's going on? Is she okay?
07:18Yeah, yeah, she's fine
07:19I've been trying to reach you
07:20I'm in the middle of class
07:21Mom, I told you I'd try to come tomorrow
07:23Okay, well, the people here said that they sent you a couple of emails about this
07:27And you haven't made any arrangements
07:29But nobody told me anything until just now
07:31I'm sorry, what's this?
07:33What arrangements?
07:35Lockdown
07:35They're closing this place to visitors tomorrow
07:38And only staff can come and go for the next two weeks
07:41So, your mom is going to be left alone if you don't come
07:46It doesn't work if you don't wear it
07:48You'll be with her
07:49What do you mean she's going to be alone?
07:51Don't touch her face
07:53How am I supposed to put it on if I can't touch my face?
07:57Facility staff, not supplemental
07:59Because you're the one paying me, technically I'm not staff
08:03But how can they do that?
08:05She cannot be there with just them
08:07They don't do enough
08:08I mean, what if she needs something?
08:09Oh, well, they're turning the cafeteria into a dorm
08:12For any supplementals that want to stay during lockdown
08:15Okay, well, I don't want her there without you
08:18I mean, I'll pay you for the extra hours, of course
08:23So now
08:24Marion
08:26I can't
08:29I don't have childcare
08:31What do you mean?
08:32Who's watching her now?
08:36I am
08:37Okay, she's at home alone
08:41But I'm watching her through my phone
08:43And it's because school is closed
08:46And after school is closed
08:49Okay, I mean
08:51You don't have like a neighbor or a friend or anyone?
08:56Do you think I would have left her alone if I did?
08:59But my mom has diabetes
09:01And my sister is an EMT
09:03And the neighbor
09:05That is not the type of person you leave your kid with
09:07And the other neighbor
09:09I think they have it
09:10So we've been trying to avoid them
09:12To protect your mom and everyone here
09:14And I've been reaching out to unemployment
09:17Non-stop
09:18All day, every day
09:19And it's a busy signal
09:21Wait a minute
09:22Are you saying that you'd quit?
09:25If you could get through?
09:26I don't want to quit
09:28This is my job
09:29And even if I did get through
09:31Be a minute before I even got any money
09:33I'm just saying I'm out of options
09:36And I don't want Ernestine to be here alone either
09:40So
09:41Can't you come?
09:44Load away with your death-y spray
09:48Did she say death-y spray?
09:52Yep
09:55Okay, just hold on
10:01Oh boy
10:03Hey, everyone
10:05Everyone, listen
10:06I have a situation
10:07That I have to deal with here
10:09Okay?
10:09So, um, just
10:10Everyone stay safe
10:12Check your email
10:13Sorry
10:17Listen, I cannot be locked down in there
10:20I have to teach
10:21Can't you just teach from in here?
10:25I can't
10:26I cannot teach from inside a nursing home
10:29My students are scared enough already
10:36See, now you're just bringing the darkness for no reason
10:40Wait
10:40Can Michelle come stay up there with you?
10:42No
10:43Children are carriers
10:44Well, you have an idea
10:47Yes
10:51Won't you celebrate with me
10:53What I've shaped into
10:55Kind of life
10:56I would have creamed that
10:57Shut up
10:58You're making me miss
11:00Um, mute, mute, mute, everybody mute
11:04Oh, God
11:06Okay
11:08It's okay
11:10We're all making the best of this
11:12Right?
11:13Okay
11:14I'll read the rest
11:15Um
11:17Okay
11:18Won't you celebrate with me?
11:20Could
11:21Could you watch this with me?
11:23Um
11:24I can't right now
11:26Remember I'm teaching
11:28Um
11:29You can
11:30You can go into the other room
11:31And you just hang out there
11:33To like
11:33Come up
11:34You have a kid?
11:36No
11:37I have tenure
11:37What's tenure?
11:42Here
11:43Here
11:44Take this
11:45And you can sit in that chair
11:47Right there
11:47You can sit back there
11:49And just, um
11:50Just wait until
11:51I am
11:53Done teaching my class
11:54Okay?
11:55Mm-hmm
11:57Okie dokie
11:59Um
12:00Won't
12:02Won't you celebrate with me
12:04What I have shaped into
12:06A kind of life
12:09I had
12:11No ma
12:13Won't you celebrate
12:15Ow
12:19Are you watching?
12:21I can't watch right now, baby
12:24I'm helping Miss Ernestine
12:31Can you read this to me?
12:34Uh
12:35I'm busy
12:36Right now
12:37What are you doing?
12:39Reading
12:47But you let Madison write about
12:48Damn
12:49Kendrick Lamar
12:51Went a Pulitzer
12:52It's not hard to make the argument
12:54That he's writing poetry
12:56Keith Urban is
12:59Nicole Kidman's husband
13:00Can I do Lyle Lovett?
13:04People say he's the thinking man's cowboy
13:07Uh
13:08Here let me show you some larynx
13:13Michelle
13:14What are you watching?
13:20Um
13:20Uh let me think about it
13:22Hold on
13:23I'll be right back
13:25Michelle
13:25Turned that down
13:27A lot
13:30I told you I had a meeting
13:31Why do you have it so loud?
13:33Why is she even watching that?
13:35It's obviously very inappropriate
13:36For a child her age
13:39She said I could
13:41Sorry I didn't know it had that in it
13:43Well can you turn it off?
13:45And please don't talk to her like that
13:47Look it doesn't seem like this is working
13:49Cause every time I check in on her
13:51She's alone
13:52We're doing great
13:53She's not alone
13:54Anyway that's better than her being alone alone
13:56And you watching her through the phone
13:58Which I was doing
13:59So I could take care of your mother
14:03I'm calling you
14:05Taking care of her is what I hired you to do
14:07I am not qualified to do what you do
14:09Keep her company
14:10Yeah
14:11You're right about that
14:12Look if you don't want to
14:14Make an effort with my kid
14:15Then you can come sleep on the cot
14:17Next to the vending machine
14:18You all good?
14:19No
14:21What is
14:23What is happening right now?
14:25I hear that
14:26Well Ernestine's asking for you
14:28Okay
14:29Thanks
14:31Do you need to go check on him?
14:33Do you need to go check on Michelle?
14:36Listen
14:38I'm glad that she's safe with you
14:39And I appreciate this
14:41But it's not like just anyone
14:43Can take care of a kid
14:45You know
14:45It's work
14:46Yeah I know it is
14:47I'm really glad I don't have one right now
14:58You want to hear a song I'm learning?
15:01Okay
15:02Okay
15:09If I had a boat
15:11I'd go out on the ocean
15:15And if I had a pony
15:18I'd ride him on my boat
15:21Why does he have a pony on his belt?
15:26I don't know
15:27I guess it was a strange day
15:30Hold on
15:32Uh oh
15:33Hello
15:35Hello
15:36Hi Michelle
15:37Where's Marion?
15:39I'm fighting with my mom
15:40Who is that?
15:43Who's that?
15:44There's guy on the computer
15:47Hey Michelle
15:48You see the button
15:49At the bottom
15:50That says
15:51Share screen
15:52Can you click it?
15:53First
15:54First click on me
15:56Computer guy
15:58Help her spell it
16:00Okay
16:01Share
16:02Starts with the letter S
16:06Screen starts with the letter S
16:08To
16:10It's shaped like a square
16:13It's a
16:14Share screen
16:16Shaped square
16:17It's a share screen
16:19Shaped square
16:20It's a share screen
16:21Shaped square
16:23Can you say that fast?
16:25Share screen
16:25Shaped square
16:26Share screen
16:26It's a ten times fast
16:27Share screen
16:28Shaped square
16:28Share screen
16:29Shaped square
16:30Share screen
16:30Shaped square
16:31Okay I'm back
16:32Hot down
16:33But you're showing me
16:35Michelle I have to teach
16:36Come on
16:37Up up
16:41Sorry about that
16:42You're mean
16:42I think there's somebody
16:43Excuse me
16:44You don't even know me
16:46So I said that to my mom
16:47Just go entertain yourself
16:49For a little bit
16:50Okay
16:50It's not that hard
16:51Just go watch
16:52I don't want to watch anymore
16:54David
16:55Michelle
16:58He needs to stop it
16:59And go sit down
17:00Michelle
17:01Don't
17:02Do not
17:02Do not
17:03Stop
17:04Stop
17:04Stop it
17:06Michelle
17:07When will you leave me alone
17:10Child
17:10When are you going to
17:11Leave me alone
17:14Yo
17:16Sorry
17:16Sorry
17:20God I am so sorry
17:21That was really mean
17:22I'm sorry
17:27Can I give you a hug
17:37Are you okay
17:39Hello
17:42What happened
17:43What happened
17:45What happened
17:48Share screen shaped square
17:49Share screen shaped square
17:50Share screen shaped square
17:53Share screen shaped square
17:54Share screen shaped square
18:01If I had a boat
18:04I'd go out on the ocean
18:08And if I had a pony
18:11I'd ride him on my boat
18:14And we could all together
18:17Go out on the ocean
18:21Just me up on my pony on my boat
18:27Now if I was Roy Rogers
18:30I'd sure enough be single
18:33Couldn't bring myself to marry in Old Dale
18:40Well it'd just be me and Trigger
18:43We'd go riding through the movies
18:47We'd buy a boat and on it we would sail
18:53And if I had a boat
18:56I'd go out on the ocean
19:00And if I had a pony
19:03I'd ride him on my boat
19:06And we could all together
19:09Go out on the ocean
19:13Just me up on my pony on my boat
19:26Then and find my way
19:28You're following the shore
19:29Who is looking at
19:29Who is looking at
19:29You're aור
19:29tell eu I
19:29tell you I
19:46tell you
19:55You
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