00:15You
00:20Girl healed up anybody got eyes on them they're lurking any second now
00:30Ha ha ha ha yeah. Holy shit me in your gun. That was crack. She totally saved your ass Jake
00:36I got lucky. Yo stop cappin Jake's the one that got luck. Yeah. He got caught his pants down like,
00:42mr
00:42Stevens in the faculty lounge. That was a rumor. Life of Anolfi said he saw it. Life of Anolfi is
00:46full of shit. Focus guys game
00:48ain't over yet
00:51Shit she iced me I got you mia
00:55it's happy thanks did you just use your ult to kill one player what a dumpster the boy's a simp
01:02yo he was white knighting me uh no i didn't your simp sauce is dripping from the trees
01:08can i get a simp cocktail please with a side of simp fried rice
01:14group up dick bags there's one left i see him
01:22that was incredible mia great game mia oh thanks wait till we post that our channel is going to be
01:29litty city all right guys i'm finna dip my parents are making me go outside for no reason okay later
01:38homo simpson eat a dick bye jake
01:48um bye jake why are you the worst dude he white knighted you are you not like literally dying
01:57no he didn't yeah yes yes he did he clearly has a crush on you it's so obvi he has
02:05a girlfriend
02:06um you clearly have not seen his instagram story today god you're the worst stalker i've ever met
02:13it's been on insta for like an hour
02:26i knew something was up his shots were really off today i heard him tell lee it was because she
02:32convinced her parents to let him come over during quar and then he decided to stay home and game
02:37well duh does she not know he's trying to get signed she's like a fisco girl like she's too busy
02:44like saving the turtles and i oop your e-girl is showing the point is is that he's single now
02:51and
02:51he's clearly in love with you he doesn't see me like that we're teammates i'm pretty sure he's only
02:57into white girls come on mia you spent months learning how to play as a supporting character
03:03so jake would let us on his team because you were obsessed with him and now he's single and he's
03:10simping for you and you're too shook to do anything like are you even the main character right now
03:15why do you even care because after all the hours i spent listening to you talk about him
03:21i ship you guys okay well what am i supposed to do post a cute selfie or like a challenge
03:27or
03:27something i mean kennedy moran is always posting selfies on tiktok and jake is all up in her comments
03:48i'm not doing that why not because i'm gross and no one wants to see me dancing
03:54you're not gross mia well i don't look like that what like a super try hard besides you're a way
04:01better
04:02dancer than her anyway do you remember rachel lamanski's bot mitzvah that was because i had
04:06redbull anyway if my mom found out i posted a dance challenge she would kill me fine then do some
04:13fucking sleuthing and figure out how to get his attention okay i need to go sell my turnips call
04:17me later
04:50how how do they do that
05:15best of best
05:27so
05:45how do they do that
05:48I'll come back home, huh?
06:11Bro, what the hell did you just post?
06:13Are you like a sports dude now?
06:15Jade just messaged me.
06:18What?!
06:20Gah!
06:21Uh, what did he say? What did he say?
06:25Didn't know you fucked with Messi.
06:27Yeah, well, neither did I, so here we are.
06:29That's because I don't. I only posted that to get his attention like you said.
06:33I didn't think it would actually work.
06:34Okay, well, what are you gonna say?
06:36I don't know! I don't know anything about soccer!
06:39First of all, start calling it football.
06:41Second of all, you have to say something.
06:43Okay.
06:50Uh...
06:51Hondo P.
06:52He's my fave.
06:57What's he saying?
06:59Something about Ronald.
07:01Who's Ronald?
07:02Like I would know.
07:03Google it.
07:14You should check the scoreboards. The numbers speak for themselves.
07:23Duh.
07:24His flow is fire.
07:28Lowkey, best rapper alive in my opinion.
07:39Can you, like, share your screen or something? Because I'm dying over here.
07:44He just asked for my snap.
07:47Are you shitting me?
07:48Oh, my God.
07:50It's a Mia Mario.
07:55Oh, my God. He's snapping me.
07:57I need to focus. I'll call you back.
07:59No, no, no. I need details. You know...
08:06Hey.
08:09Hey.
08:10LOL.
08:11Check it.
08:15Drip, drip.
08:16Messy, kid.
08:17That's so fire.
08:19I know. My mom got it for me.
08:22She's worried I'm gonna be depressed.
08:24LOL.
08:24Why?
08:26I guess because there's no school and we're trapped and people are dying.
08:31LOL.
08:32Yeah. Everything's very depressing right now.
08:41Just kidding.
08:42I know.
08:42To be honest, I'm not depressed at all.
08:44I'm actually glad school is canceled.
08:47We need the time to practice.
08:48True.
08:50Great game today, by the way.
08:52You too.
08:55You've improved.
08:56A lot.
09:00So, do you think we'll qualify for the tournament?
09:10Question mark?
09:16Okay, bye.
09:18LOL.
09:23Sorry.
09:43Don't talk too much, stay hush with the info
09:48This one here for my can't fault
09:54Are you guys engaged yet?
09:56Not quite
10:07He's probably just trying to make Sidney jealous
10:10Or I was right and he's not into me
10:12And I've been kidding myself this whole time
10:14Mia
10:15Look at her
10:19Okay
10:21Look at you, right?
10:23I mean, you're smart and funny and pretty
10:25And you're great with a rifle at medium range
10:27Well, he ghosted me, so
10:30Don't let this Becky body you like that
10:33I've seen you pull off bigger wins
10:35Do you remember that game last week
10:37When you had, like, crazy lag and you still owned?
10:43You can do this
10:44You just have to show Jake what he's missing, right?
10:47I mean, remember?
10:49Chin down
10:51Exhale through the mouth
10:53Snap
11:08Things changed since I last saw my friends
11:12I don't know what it is
11:15But now it seems that all we ever have to talk about is
11:21How's life since graduation?
11:23Still doing music, great, man
11:25We should lay some time for drinks and half-assed conversations
11:28Run through my phone books and my rosaries
11:31Look at all these faces that got over me
11:35I can't control myself
11:36Y'all making me anxious
11:37I feel like everybody knows that I'm faking
11:40How for my friends
11:41Stay addicted to substance
11:42But really ain't got no substance
11:44I said I've been here a day
11:46I've really been here a month
11:49Hey, sorry
11:50My parents made me walk my dog
11:53Nice
11:54How was it?
11:56He barely peed
11:58So dumb
11:59What are you doing?
12:02Literally nothing, lol
12:04You?
12:07Dicking around on VRChat
12:10Oh my god, I love VRChat
12:12You play?
12:14Yeah, I like to build stuff on there
12:16Been working on a campsite to get away during Quar
12:21That sounds dope
12:22Can I come see it?
12:29Yeah
12:30I mean, it's dumb, but sure, lol
12:40Hi, welcome to Chili's
12:42Dude, I need your help
12:44Jake wants to meet up in VRChat
12:48Shut up!
12:49I'm serious
12:49He wants to come to the campsite
12:51I need you to help me pick my avatar
12:53Okay, okay
12:54I'll meet you in the hub
12:56Yeah, yeah
13:22Sup?
13:24wow chaotic much it's for climate change awareness so vibe check i don't know anime
13:32chicks always creep me out they look like sexy babies okay what about this one
13:40what about the one that looks like you i mean that's who he's interested in
13:49this one it's kind of basic it's much better trust me oh god he just friend requested me
14:01you got this just promise me you won't wuss out and you'll tell him how you feel
14:06i will i promise thank you riley for everything i got you boo okay i'm gonna go check out gabe's
14:12open mic night so uh hit me up after
14:26jake what up
14:31wow that is wow too much here give me a sec
14:41better nice jersey thanks this place is really cool man thanks riley and i have been coming here
14:48since core started it's kind of my happy place well it's dope i brought you something oh my god i
14:59know
14:59you like cats so i love it hey you want to see something kind of lame but also kind of
15:06cool
15:16dude this is amazing how did you do all this i was bored one day it's really pretty
15:26i uh i miss camping irl i've never been really yeah i've always wanted to though that's why i built
15:35this place we should go sometime uh when covid's over this is cool though in the meantime should we take
15:45a selfie for the gram sure here follow me we can use this mirror
16:01say cheese
16:08send that to me for sure
16:23can i tell you something what's up
16:35so i know this is probably totally weird or whatever
16:41and i know if we're like teammates and all
16:47but i've kind of had a crush on you for a while
16:53that's hilarious
16:59because i was was literally about to say the same thing to you
17:11i don't know if you're like overwatch i don't even like overwatch anymore
17:14i only play it so i can see you
17:27i don't know if i can see you
17:29i don't know if your fucking child says that's right
17:35no
17:36okay
17:37yes
17:37Jenta!
20:52Where have you been?
20:53I've been worried sick thinking you got abducted by Russian hackers.
20:58Are you okay?
20:59What's wrong?
21:02Turns out he's an asshole.
21:10Look, I mean, don't even worry about fuckboy Jake, right?
21:16I mean, there's obviously so much more important things going on in the world right now.
21:22What do you mean?
21:26Have you not been online at all today?
21:29No.
21:30Why?
21:33I look at your feet.
21:44Say his name!
21:46George Floyd!
21:47Say his name!
21:48George Floyd!
21:49Say his name!
21:52George Floyd!
21:56Say his name!
21:57Say his name!
21:57Alright.
21:57I'm up.
22:04Good work.
22:09I'm up.
22:09Oops.
22:10I know you're ready.
22:10But you're already asleep.
22:10Based on your feet, Paul means to...
22:10When you're.
22:23I know you're being stubborn.
22:24I know you're not me.
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