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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 04: You Talkin to Me? EngSub

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00:00Camera now recording.
00:32Hello, you are currently being recorded.
00:36Your house is a camera.
00:40At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:52And if you're watching at just the right moment...
01:01You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
01:05Don't play dumb with me!
01:07Oh my goodness.
01:09Wasn't expecting that to go out of Eric's mouth.
01:13Come join.
01:21The Neighborhood Watch.
01:23You are currently being recorded.
01:48A dad is teaching his son to play a VR game.
01:52Hold on, uh, uh...
01:54You got it?
01:54Yeah.
01:56Okay, nice, it looks crazy.
01:58Go on.
01:59You got it.
01:59Go!
02:00Get it!
02:01Go!
02:01Oh!
02:03Okay, that was my fault.
02:05These boys don't realize that their security camera has anti-tampering features.
02:11Oh, okay.
02:13Ew.
02:30A little girl is practicing baseball in her front yard.
02:43Oh, okay.
02:43I got it, baby, ball.
02:46Oh, my God!
02:48Who caught her that?
02:50Did you say that?
02:51No.
02:55I meant you, daddy.
02:56I meant you, daddy.
02:58Give him a kiss.
02:59Oh!
03:01Oh!
03:03Okay, take it off, take it off.
03:05I love you, daddy.
03:06Bye!
03:07Bye-bye.
03:10Bye-bye.
03:12Bye-bye.
03:19This dad in Missouri is about to get caught in the act.
03:26Dad, I know that smile.
03:30You're gonna touch mom's butt.
03:33I know that smile.
03:35I know that smile.
03:37I have no idea what you're talking about.
03:39Don't play dumb with me.
03:43We both are a very affectionate couple.
03:47I almost always will pat her butt every time we walk by or anything like that.
03:51If she's cooking or anything like that, I'll come up behind her and be like,
03:55oh, what you cooking?
03:56And kiss her on the cheek and slap her butt and stuff like that.
03:59I know that smile.
04:01You're gonna touch mom's butt.
04:04So I wanted to go get honey at the farmer's market.
04:07And I sit down on the steps and he's putting on my shoes.
04:11Dad.
04:11You're gonna touch mom's butt.
04:14When she came back, I'm like, oh, hi, babe.
04:16And gave her a kiss and patted her butt again.
04:18He's all like, and he like looked at me and pointed at me.
04:20And he always does the, he always, he always does the little thing with his eyes.
04:24Just like, yeah.
04:26So he's all like, I'm watching you, dad.
04:29You may not think it, but I'm watching you.
04:39I have no clue where he gets some of the phrases he gets.
04:42We call it his 80-year-old man comment.
04:45Don't play dumb with me.
04:48Yeah, tell him you're not gonna touch my butt.
04:51I'm not gonna touch her butt.
04:54Okay, I know that smile.
04:56You're gonna touch her butt.
04:58No, it's just bright out.
05:00The sun, it's making me squint a little.
05:02The smile that my dad did when he was just wiggling, it was like this.
05:13He gets like a little, a little like curve right here.
05:16He has a pretty mischievous look and it's pretty identifiable because Aries has it too.
05:24The sun, it's making me squint a little.
05:27It makes me laugh even more because the sun is behind me when I'm saying it.
05:32That's pretty much what it is, is we can't get anything past Aries.
05:36I feel like I'm defending myself against him all the time.
05:38He's the police of the house pretty much.
05:42No, I think we found the butt slapping police.
05:46Your dad touched mom's butt.
05:51A toddler is in a mischievous mood.
06:02It's crazy!
06:03I'm happy.
06:17I'm happy.
06:19I'm happy.
06:22I'm happy.
06:23I don't know.
06:24I don't know.
06:25It's crazy!
06:30Someone in this dog's family left important papers out in the open.
06:37No, no, my homework, no, my homework, no, no, my homework, no, my homework, this is my homework, this is
06:49all my homework, this is my homework.
07:02Hi, Mum.
07:04Say hi to my mum.
07:05Do you have to press?
07:06Ring-a-ding-ding-ding.
07:07Oh, do you?
07:08Ring-a-ding-ding.
07:09You're giving me a dance for me later.
07:12Ring-a-ding-ding.
07:13Oh, sorry, we're too drunk.
07:15Ring-a-ding-ding.
07:16Hi, Mum.
07:17Hi.
07:17Hi, Mummy.
07:18Shh.
07:18Thanks, thanks.
07:20I'll be there, sorry.
07:24You are currently being recorded.
07:27A boy playing in his yard makes a destructive decision.
07:43This looks good.
07:46Evelyn, want a beer?
07:49No.
07:50If you want, we can take one with us.
07:54There's so many different flavors.
07:57Hey, I want a beer.
08:01An overloaded boy sees something on his shoe.
08:05You're okay.
08:10You're okay?
08:12Yes.
08:15This Californian kid is aimlessly throwing rocks.
08:32No!
08:34No!
08:36No!
08:38What's going on in the car?
08:40No!
08:40Oh, my gosh!
08:47Recording.
08:51Oh!
08:54Ah!
08:56No!
08:57Oh, God!
08:58No!
08:59Look at Anthony!
09:00Put that friggin' thing down!
09:02Put it down!
09:02Damn!
09:03No!
09:05Look at Anthony!
09:07Anthony!
09:09No!
09:10No!
09:19Oh!
09:20Oh my God!
09:20Please, open the door!
09:21What?
09:37Thanks.
09:42Wait.
09:57I'm so good.
10:07I'm not too intolerant.
10:11Oh, that was horrid.
10:14Oh, my God.
10:22This dad in Maryland has left his coffee unattended.
10:40It was during COVID, and I had just had a baby.
10:44So it was, like, chaotic, and we were stuck at home.
10:47Yeah.
10:47And sure, it was potty training.
10:48So I was concentrating on laying stones out, fixated on what I was doing.
10:53I heard him say something to me, and I gave him a, yeah, okay, bud, that's fine.
10:58Then it kind of started to register to me that he just said,
11:02Dad IP and coffee in the same sentence.
11:07That's exactly the moment it clicked.
11:09When I looked down and I saw dribbles around the cup,
11:12then that's when those series of words really clicked in my head of,
11:15oh, what he was trying to tell me is, Dad, I peed in your coffee.
11:21And I said to him, Truett, did you pee in Daddy's coffee?
11:26And he kind of had that look of any kid that, like,
11:28he didn't know if he was in trouble or if he did good.
11:30And, you know, we kind of...
11:31Yeah, I think he thought he did good.
11:33He would, like, I think he really did.
11:34He thought, like, yes, I did it.
11:36Yeah, I think he was definitely proud of himself.
11:38Yeah.
11:38We were just happy he wasn't going in his pants.
11:40Yeah.
11:41So...
11:42Anywhere other than the pants was good enough.
11:43Obviously, the coffee cup wasn't, like, the ideal spot.
11:46No, no, considering it was my drink.
11:48Yeah.
11:49But I dumped the coffee out, took that mug in,
11:51gave it a quick rinse, put it in the dishwasher,
11:53and got myself a different coffee cup.
11:56One with a lid after that.
12:00Great, buddy.
12:06Are you okay?
12:07Uh, I'm okay.
12:27That's what you did for dragging it.
12:30Pick it all up.
12:32What did I do it?
12:35This boy is about to give his brother
12:38an important life lesson.
12:40You want to know how to woo all the girls?
12:42Huh?
12:43He was so confused when I asked him.
12:45Yeah, I was just...
12:46I just busted it out.
12:47You want to know how to woo all the girls?
12:50Huh?
12:57This son is supposed to be helping his father.
13:21You want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:24You want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:31I'm his older brother, and he was just so confused when I asked him.
13:34I had to ask him, like, three or four times.
13:36You want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:39Hit him with the backbend.
13:41You're going to see this.
13:45Play.
13:46It started at school.
13:48I was really big on Michael Jackson, and I was thinking of his, like, toes up during the
13:53Billie Jean concert.
13:54So I tried to recreate that, and I just, like, my back just went all the way back, and I
13:59just,
13:59like, wanted to show him.
14:00Jackson and EJ spend a lot of time together at home.
14:03They joke around a lot.
14:05He's a great big brother.
14:06He's four years younger than me.
14:09He kind of looks up to me, I feel.
14:11Hey, want to know how to woo all the girls?
14:14Huh?
14:15He was like, what the heck?
14:16Yeah, I was just, I just busted it out, regardless of if he was aware.
14:22Look at this.
14:23Look at this.
14:26Play.
14:27At first, I heard my mom put it through Facebook, and I was kind of like, oh, bummer.
14:32Facebook is like an old person app.
14:34Oh, my God.
14:35And then I saw it on a bunch of social media platforms.
14:38I was like, oh, my gosh, I'm kind of, like, famous.
14:41That's the first year I got a girlfriend, so I guess you could say it worked, but I'm single
14:47right now.
14:47I don't have any type of girlfriend.
14:53You were excited to give your number just now, right?
14:57Wow.
14:59I do think Jackson's going to be a hit with the ladies.
15:01I think he already is.
15:02I think he doesn't tell me a lot.
15:04And I think EJ's going to be a hit with the girls, too.
15:06He's handsome.
15:08And EJ, are you interested in knowing how to woo all the girls?
15:11Not really, no.
15:18A mob in Denver is busy preparing dinner.
15:32Oh, my God.
15:38Oh, my God.
15:39Oh, my God.
15:43Oh, my God.
15:53Oh, my God.
16:21No, she's pretty smart, but she like went a little bit and checked and went a little
16:25bit and checked.
16:41A teen tries to sneak in after curfew.
17:11A camera walks in after curfew.
17:14Watch as a family prepare for Halloween.
17:45Everly!
17:47What are you doing?
17:48Oh my God.
17:50Can you believe us?
17:51You're not allowed in it.
17:52Good thing Captain America was here.
18:00I forgot it was early day.
18:02I forgot the kids at school.
18:05I'll be right back.
18:06Okay.
18:10This dad put down his phone to work on his truck.
18:17Hello.
18:24Hello.
18:25Hey, don't scratch my truck dude.
18:28Don't scratch my truck.
18:32Don't scratch it.
18:50These girls are returning a board game.
18:53Can I put it right here?
18:55No, let's leave it on the board.
18:56Hello?
18:57Oh, hello?
18:57Hello.
18:58We're at the store.
19:00What are you doing?
19:01Oh, we are just returning.
19:04Oh, okay.
19:05You can do it on the table if you're done playing with it.
19:08Okay.
19:09Do you want to leave it on your doorstep or on the table?
19:12Either way.
19:14That's fine.
19:16Right here.
19:20Bye.
19:28Don't let it be.
19:56Good job.
20:00Okay.
20:07No more! No more! No more!
20:16Okay, Lucy, stop. Lucy, you're going to fall.
20:24This teen is inflating her volleyball.
20:30There we go.
20:31You're going to fall.
20:43Wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:45You're buster.
20:48Oh, this is going to rust out.
20:50Keeping it outside.
20:53Oh, sorry!
20:55Are you okay? Yeah.
21:00Wow.
21:01Sure the ring caught that one.
21:08I hope so.
21:14Is that you?
21:16Is that you?
21:37Okay.
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