00:00Camera now recording.
00:04Ice cream! Ice cream!
00:10Ice cream!
00:15She literally drove right past me.
00:18The heck? That's so mean.
00:22You are currently being recorded.
00:25Your house is a camera.
00:30At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:42And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:50Oh my God.
00:53You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:58What are you laughing at me for?
01:00I'm sleeping, aren't I?
01:03It just kept getting weirder and weirder.
01:05It blew my mind the first time I saw it.
01:08Come join.
01:10Oh no!
01:14The neighborhood watch.
01:16You are currently being recorded.
01:44A bird has snuck onto this veranda.
01:48I'm going to make you a bigger stick.
01:50I'll give you a bigger stick.
02:04All right!
02:05Mom's got the door open or read.
02:07Here! Find a brick!
02:08Over here for the brick.
02:10The brick.
02:11See?
02:15Hey, buddy.
02:20This woman doesn't realize the hot Georgia sun
02:23has superheated her porch.
02:32Oh, Lord!
02:34God dang it!
02:36I can't do that for you.
02:37Help!
02:38Help!
02:40What happened?
02:41It was hot!
02:43It was hot!
02:47It was hot!
02:54Oh, my God!
02:56What the f*** was that?
02:57I walked right into the f***ing door.
03:12This man doesn't know he's talking in his sleep.
03:15If it's the lining of the umbilical cord,
03:20that's for the spinal...
03:22Why is it umbilical cord?
03:25He sleep talks all night long.
03:28I generally have no recollection of anything that has happened.
03:32The stuff I do, the stuff I say, it's all just bizarre.
03:35In my sleep, I've had many jobs.
03:37A claims adjuster, a doctor, in a prison, all sorts of different things.
03:41Just either funny or just straight-up nonsense.
03:45My vulva's swollen again.
03:48You don't have a pulver.
03:50This has been going on for at least 20 years that I know of.
03:54I did go to the doctor.
03:55A normal person, they experience sleep paralysis,
03:59but they can't, you know, they're not moving around anything.
04:01Someone like me, though, doesn't experience that paralysis,
04:04so I'm constantly essentially acting out whatever dreams I'm having,
04:09and apparently I dream quite a bit.
04:10I do. It's an enlarged one, too.
04:13It's in the back of my throat.
04:15It's that dangly thing that hangs down.
04:17Uvula.
04:18It still does surprise and shock me at times.
04:22I do a lot of laughing at him,
04:24but if he's being particularly loud,
04:28I just poke him and poke him and poke him until he shuts up.
04:32I'd like to sleep, though.
04:34Joke's on you. I am asleep.
04:36It just kept getting weirder and weirder,
04:39and it got to the point where I insisted he watch himself sleep
04:46because he wouldn't believe me.
04:48Well, the first video that I can remember watching,
04:50my jaw dropped.
04:52I couldn't believe that I'm somehow sleeping
04:57while also doing this ridiculous stuff.
05:03Jordan.
05:04What are you doing?
05:06Jordan.
05:09I absolutely love egging him on, for sure.
05:12I want to see where the dream goes.
05:14Jordan.
05:17You can't.
05:19What is she doing?
05:21Jordan's freaking bottle rockets on the fence
05:22and wants to launch him over people's back doors.
05:27I was very intrigued because he was actually getting up
05:30and getting out of bed,
05:32which is a rarer occurrence.
05:38What are you laughing at me for?
05:40Jordan.
05:43Jordan is my daughter from a previous relationship.
05:47I proceeded to start to yell out the door at Jordan,
05:50and that's when I woke up like mid saying her name, I believe.
05:55Oh, no.
05:57I'm sleeping, aren't I?
06:01It's not often that I actually realize I'm dreaming when I'm doing it.
06:10My cousin was like, oh, you should post this on social media.
06:14In 24 hours, I had like 1,200 views.
06:18Like, man, 1,200 people cared about what I do when I sleep.
06:21I am mortified that our inner sanctum of our bedroom
06:24is on display at all times on the internet.
06:27I will never be used to seeing my bed head on the screen now.
06:47I just ate my bed head.
06:49I didn't see that.
06:52You hurt my cup of ice cream.
06:55I just got a cup of ice cream.
06:56Maybe I should go on a diet.
07:01Bobby, give me a...
07:02Where are you?
07:06Hi, Bobby.
07:07Yeah.
07:12He just...
07:13Keep trying to...
07:14Hey, let me bring it over here.
07:15Get it!
07:19Get why you ain't getting that on camera.
07:22It is on camera.
07:24Oh, it is on camera, Andy.
07:25It is...
07:27I'll be damned.
07:30Can you please hold this pizza?
07:32Sure.
07:39Let's try that again.
07:43A dad wants his family to check for a spider.
07:56Dad, you scream like a little girl.
07:59You're funny.
08:00I felt some heart beating.
08:02You scream like a little...
08:05I wish I had that on video.
08:15A man is setting up his new security camera.
08:21What's this?
08:22Holy .
08:33Look at this one.
08:35Watch out for birds.
08:49A woman tries to fold up an inflatable pool.
08:54Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:55Holy .
08:57You're funny.
09:00Oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:06What the hell?
09:08What the hell was that?
09:10My God.
09:14I gotta sit down.
09:17You cannot do them there, Kelsey.
09:20Damn it.
09:26This man's wife has just received a large delivery.
09:33I know you can hear me.
09:34I know you can hear me, huh?
09:37What is this?
09:38What is all these packages?
09:41Usually, Willie doesn't complain about my shopping habits because I know when to schedule the deliveries.
09:48Amazon usually delivers in the evening in our area.
09:51But that day, I had no idea they were gonna deliver all the items sooner.
09:57One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
10:01Any measures?
10:03Oh, so it's about me not noticing it.
10:05Have you ever noticed?
10:06So it's been hidden.
10:07Hold on, hold on.
10:08Hold on.
10:09You've been hiding it?
10:10Until I caught it.
10:11That's on you.
10:12I've just been strategically delivering at the right times.
10:16Who are you?
10:18I had to sit there and argue with the mailman.
10:21I was like, you sure all this is ours?
10:23But then, I don't want them.
10:24He's like somebody older than this delivery atlas.
10:27When I saw him giving me a whole lecture or TED talk, I was confused at this.
10:33Uh-huh.
10:33Because you're like, I'm busted.
10:35There's no run away from this.
10:36I mean, maybe.
10:37But when he pulled up the chair, honestly, I started laughing.
10:39I was like, okay, come on, like.
10:43Did you order for the whole neighborhood?
10:44Is this, is this a Ramadan gift, Eid gift, Christmas gift?
10:49What is this?
10:50You ordered all Amazon.
10:51There's nothing left in Amazon.
10:54I had purchased some clothing items for my children.
10:57A lot of home stuff, kitchen stuff.
10:59But you have to understand, I have three kids, a husband that's like my kid.
11:05So I have to do all the shopping, all the heavy work.
11:09But the delivery guys do the heavy work.
11:11You just press the button.
11:13Listen, if there's internet, there's shopping.
11:16I'll tell you that much.
11:19I'm gonna go distribute them for the neighborhood and sell them $10 a pop.
11:23I don't even know what's inside.
11:25At the end of the day, it's not really like, oh, I'm in trouble.
11:29No, we're a team.
11:31Um, he buys whatever he wants.
11:34I buy whatever I want forever until death do us part.
11:38Whatever she says, man, I gotta survive, you know?
11:42What is it that they say?
11:44I mean, happy wife, happy life.
11:46That's how it is.
11:48Are you expecting any packages as of now?
11:51That's a freaky question.
11:52What time is it?
11:58I'm gonna go up because that sounds good.
12:00Yeah, I'll die for a pumpkin beer or a chocolate stout or...
12:05You can even try.
12:06I'm gonna go up.
12:06Kind of like...
12:15Daddy, let's get it.
12:27This man is about to receive some unexpected mail.
12:33it couldn't have been planned better and his reaction was just it was priceless it was
12:38exactly what I was looking for a family arrives for a holiday dinner hi
13:17this woman's dogs are used to riding in the truck
13:44in Ohio a husband is in for a shock that's what I have planned for Mo when he comes to
13:51look for a cold
13:54so we've been together 22 years and married for 20 yeah and laughter that's the best part of this
14:01relationship we've always played pranks on each other she always gets the best of me I mean deep
14:06down she loves me but deep down she loves to scare me I started with air horns just jumping out
14:14at him
14:16well once I realized he screamed like a girl or Homer Simpson whatever you want to call it
14:21uh it just kind of just kept going because it's funny
14:27just doing any little thing I could put vinegar in my coffee oh yeah waking me up at midnight telling
14:33me it's time to go to work because it's 6 a.m remember that one put my shoes on got
14:38dressed
14:38and didn't need to leave at midnight remember that yeah do you remember that I can't remember what
14:43because I remember that but he is deathly scared of snakes so that's you you're gonna get the best
14:49reaction every time when you see him with snakes and so the prank in the mailbox and that was one
14:55of the first really big pranks I played on him because I had to think of something that would be
14:59something that he did every day that he would just run into that would be routine and he certainly
15:04did he walked right into it
15:15I believe it was tied with some fishing line to the back side of the lid so when I pulled
15:21the lid
15:21out it came after me and grabbed the first thing that came to my hand I think it was a
15:26garden light
15:27so just in case I had to stab it in the mailbox
15:35I looked at the neighbors and they're just laughing they know that I screamed like Homer Simpson
15:41I just missed the whole thing probably by two minutes so when I was pulling up he was still on
15:47the porch and he was screaming at me when I was pulling it
15:54she's laughing at me I'm upset but it it fades quick because I'm just like you got me again and
16:01again it couldn't have been planned better and his reaction was just it was priceless it was exactly
16:10what I was looking for yep well I quit pranking him because he had heart surgery his doctor told me
16:19it was okay that I scare him again but for my own sanity I was trying to take it a
16:24little easy
16:24on him but I'm not saying it won't happen it will I always think I'm gonna have to get Julie
16:30back
16:31and I have tried and I have tried with fails she plans it out way more than I do
16:38she may prank me but I love her to death so I couldn't do without her
16:42number two
16:47oh god
16:49this college kid has no idea she's being pranked
16:54number one what's your emergency
16:57huh
17:00ma'am
17:01yes
17:03is everything okay
17:06yes
17:06can you see me
17:10yeah are you okay
17:12yeah who is this
17:14911 operator
17:18okay I just tried to open the door I didn't mean to call 911
17:23it's Haley here
17:28a man tries to clean out his vacuum hose
17:50a man arrives home as his girlfriend is leaving
18:05this pair is arriving home after celebrating St. Patrick's Day
18:10oh my cage arrived
18:17whoops
18:18yeah that's a good whoops
18:22this pizza delivery is about to go very wrong
18:29oh my god
18:45oh my god
18:47I forgot this one was broke
18:49I forgot this one was broke
19:19oh my god
19:21oh my god
19:23what is this one is
19:24you okay
19:24oh yes luckily
19:29oh My God
19:30oh my god
19:37oh My God
19:45oh my God
19:51I love you.
19:52I love you.
19:54I love you.
19:54I love you.
19:55I love you.
19:56Oh, wow!
19:58She came with that.
20:00What the f***?
20:04You got your nipple?
20:05I don't know.
20:07I don't know.
20:08I don't know.
20:09I don't know.
20:14Did you say that?
20:35In Pennsylvania, a daughter is watching her father on her doorbell camera.
20:41Hey, what are you doing?
20:42Excuse me, sir.
20:44Hello, sir.
20:47Don't look at your phone.
20:48It's me talking to you.
20:49I'm not on your phone.
20:51Look up.
20:52I'm bothered.
20:53Can you hear me?
20:54What?
20:55No, it's not your phone.
20:56It's my ring doorbell.
20:58Talk to me through my doorbell.
20:59Oh, hi.
21:00What are you doing?
21:01I didn't ring the doorbell.
21:03No, but it has a camera.
21:05Watch it.
21:06Oh.
21:07Yeah.
21:08here he is.
21:10Hey.
21:34Where are you doing it?
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