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مسلسل One Day at a Time مترجم - Episode 3
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00:12Soy dulce como el melao, alegre como el tambor, llevo el ritmico tumbao, llevo el ritmico tumbao,
00:26que apliquen el corazón.
00:31Hija de una isla rica, estaba de una sonrisa, soy calle y soy carnaval.
00:40Ponga corazón y tierra, mi sangre es azúcar negra, es amor y es música.
00:49Azúcar, azucanera, ay cuánto me gusta y me adera.
00:54Azúcar, azúcar negra, ay cuánto me gusta y me alegra.
01:12Azúcar, azúcar negra, ay cuánto me gusta y me alegra.
01:17Soy la caña y el café, guarapo de guaguacón.
01:22Azúcar, azúcar negra, ay cuánto me gusta y me alegra.
01:26Es que tengo marcada la piel, con la rumba y el mongo y el bando.
01:31Azúcar, azúcar negra, ay cuánto me gusta y me alegra.
01:42Azúcar, azúcar negra, ay cuánto me gusta y me alegra.
01:50I know.
01:54Mami, we already have crosses everywhere.
01:57Do we really need a Pope on the fridge?
01:59Oh, just because he is so inspiring to walk in to get a yogurt, to see him.
02:05Hola, Papa.
02:07Puts a smile on your face.
02:09Why don't you put the Pope in your room and go smile in there?
02:12I already have two pups in my room, gracias very much.
02:17Oh, oh, what's that, Papa?
02:19Are you lonely?
02:21You wanna be with your friends?
02:24Bueno.
02:25Juan Pablo y Benedicto te están esperando.
02:29Oye, mira eso.
02:31He looks happy there.
02:41orde...
02:44Arriba.
02:45This Is It.
02:47This Is Life, the one you get, talk all and have a ball.
02:51This Is It.
02:53Take a head and rest assured, you can be sure at all.
02:58So, while you're here, enjoy the view.
03:01Keep on doing what why you do.
03:03Hold all tight.
03:04We'll muddle through one day at a time.
03:07So, come up on your feet…
03:09Arriba!
03:09Somewhere that new links are there.
03:33You can probably just dump that whole thing on there.
03:36Thanks, Ty.
03:40Bye.
03:41Hey, welcome home, Lupita.
03:44We are almost done, but there is plenty left.
03:48Aw.
03:50Dinner with my entire family.
03:53And Schneider.
03:55Yes, I invited him again.
03:57He's an orphan.
03:59Do orphans always have rich dads who buy them buildings?
04:03Hey, I may have money in the bank and two living parents and four living stepmothers,
04:09but there is a hole in here.
04:13We never had family meals.
04:15I ate alone in front of the TV.
04:16Oh, I probably don't see the Schneider.
04:19Don't get me wrong.
04:19It was a massive TV.
04:22Sometimes my nanny would join me, but only if I agreed to watch telenovelas.
04:26Ooh, those are so for the talk.
04:28Right?
04:28This one time, Rosa got jealous of the housekeeper because she was making a move on her man,
04:33so she threatened to throw live scorpions on her while she slept.
04:36Sounds good.
04:37Which one was that?
04:39Oh, no.
04:40Rosa was my nanny.
04:43Ex-nanny.
04:44Now, stepmother.
04:48I am so glad to be here.
04:50I'm just glad to be home with everybody.
04:54Who the hell are you?
04:57This is Carmen, my best friend.
05:01I'm doing my history project with her.
05:03These all sound like things I should know.
05:08Hi, Carmen.
05:10Hi.
05:17Oh, I'm Penelope.
05:19Kind of a big deal around here.
05:24So, what's this history project you're working on?
05:26And then maybe later you can show me how to turn into a bat.
05:33We just got done explaining the whole thing.
05:35Oh, come on, mija.
05:36I missed it.
05:37Oh, no.
05:38Wait, wait, wait.
05:38Alex, tell your mother that funny story that happened in chemistry class.
05:42Again?
05:43Okay, I'll tell it.
05:45So, there is the floor and it's sleep.
05:54Oh, that Dylan.
05:56Oh, that story never gets old.
05:59Oh, man.
06:00I've been working so much.
06:01I'm missing all the scoops.
06:03Plus Latina Twilight over here.
06:08Careful.
06:09There's a lot of garlic in that chicken.
06:11Oh, man.
06:14Your mom's kind of mean.
06:15I'm obsessed with her.
06:21Who would like a pastelito?
06:24Mmm.
06:26You know what?
06:27How about we go on a family hike this Saturday like we used to?
06:30Mom, uh, Carmen and I need all Saturday for a history thing.
06:33Yeah, and Abuelita and I have tickets to wrestling.
06:36I don't understand why you waste good money on that.
06:38It's educational.
06:40I don't know.
06:43Okay, Saturday's that.
06:44How about we go on a hike Sunday morning before it gets hot?
06:47You seem to have forgot Sunday morning is for church.
06:51So, we skip church.
06:53You seem to have forgot we don't skip church.
06:57Mommy, it's okay if we miss it one time.
06:59It's not going to kill us.
07:00Oh, really?
07:01My great uncle Luisito escaped church,
07:05and on the same day he was crushed by a runaway tractor.
07:11Why don't you just go to church and then go hiking after?
07:14We're Latinos.
07:15Church takes all day.
07:16By the time you're done with mass,
07:17and you've said hello to fulano y fulana,
07:19it's five o'clock.
07:20Oh, you're exaggerating.
07:224.30.
07:24I want to see these guys this weekend.
07:27Come on.
07:28Because I like them.
07:30Oh, no.
07:30I have to put my foot down.
07:32Sundays, we go to church,
07:34and then sometimes we go to Applebee's.
07:37Well, I have a foot, too,
07:39and I'm going to put my foot down
07:40and say this Sunday we're not going to church.
07:43Well, I am putting both of my feet down.
07:46We are going, and that is the end of it.
07:49Yeah.
07:49That's not your decision to make.
07:51Okay, it's starting to feel kind of like home in here.
07:55I'm with Mom.
07:56We don't need to go to church.
07:57After all, Abuelita,
07:59you don't even believe half that stuff.
08:00I believe everything.
08:02Really?
08:03When you take the communion,
08:05you believe you're eating the actual flesh and blood of Jesus.
08:08I know.
08:08It's a symbol.
08:09Don't be gross.
08:11Okay.
08:12So if you believe that,
08:12then you're Protestant.
08:14There is no need for name-calling.
08:17All I know is that a good Catholic does not escape church.
08:21Right, papito?
08:22I like church.
08:23I see my friends.
08:24I eat some donuts.
08:28Now this one gets it.
08:31We're going.
08:32No, we're not.
08:34I work hard all week.
08:36When I get home,
08:36there's barely enough time to have a meal with the kids.
08:39Weekends are my only chance.
08:40So this Sunday, no church.
08:42End the discussion.
08:43No me levantes la voz.
08:49What?
08:49What'd she say?
08:52I am raising my voice
08:54because I cannot believe we're having this discussion.
08:56I'm their mother.
08:57I don't need to ask permission.
09:00I decide.
09:01And I am your mother.
09:02And I decide what you decide.
09:07We are a family, damn it.
09:10Don't make me choose between you.
09:12Okay, I'd choose Lydia because of her warm food
09:14and even warmer hugs.
09:15But I feel really bad about it.
09:17All right, everybody go do your homework.
09:19Schneider, go call one of your moms.
09:22Fine.
09:23Guess I'll just go eat this all alone
09:25in front of my massive TV.
09:26I thought that was at your dad's house.
09:27I have one, too!
09:33Okay, mommy.
09:35I love you.
09:36But I'm their mother.
09:37And you're making decisions that I should be making.
09:40Así?
09:40Yeah.
09:41Like, I don't like the kids having dessert every night.
09:43Oh, come on.
09:44Es una cosita.
09:45But we have to watch our sugar.
09:47Dad had diabetes.
09:48So I killed you, father?
09:50What?
09:50No!
09:53Mommy, look around.
09:55I told you, I don't want crosses and Pope stuff everywhere.
09:59My apartment looks like Jesus' Pinterest page.
10:03This is my house.
10:04And I decide if I want obese kids
10:06or the Pope staring at me while I pee.
10:09Ah, yo entiendo.
10:12I cook, I clean, I teach the children manners.
10:15But if I should have an opinion,
10:18you want me to keep my mouth shut?
10:19I exactly.
10:20Thank you for understanding.
10:21No!
10:23So I am a servant?
10:24Like Cinderella.
10:26No.
10:27Cinderbuela.
10:28Okay.
10:30No more.
10:32If you don't like what I am doing,
10:33I won't do it.
10:34Mommy, please.
10:34I'll be in my servant's quarters.
10:37Islam.
10:41I have to say Islam
10:42because you would not give me a door.
10:45Batgirl.
10:55Soy dulce como el melahio.
11:00Alegre como el tambor.
11:05Llevo el ritmico tumbao.
11:08Llevo el ritmico tumbao.
11:10Te apre que en el corazón.
11:30Where's Abuelita?
11:31Pouting.
11:32Where's breakfast?
11:34Working on it.
11:35Where's breakfast?
11:36I'm working on it.
11:38Where are my pants?
11:39You're kidding, right?
11:41How can you not know where your pants are at?
11:43Abuelita washed them.
11:44She said my cuffs look shabby.
11:46Who am I to disagree?
11:48All right, Mommy.
11:49You win.
11:50Where are Alex's pants?
11:59Where's Abuelita?
12:01She's small.
12:02She's probably under something.
12:13Kids.
12:15I think her Abuelita has run away from home.
12:26Hello, Schneider.
12:27Listen, have you...
12:27Wow.
12:28I always forget how huge your apartment is.
12:31Ah, come on.
12:32It's not that big.
12:33But let's talk in the parlor.
12:35Schneider, have you seen my mom?
12:38Gosh, no.
12:40Then why do I smell fried plantains and Cuban coffee?
12:44Fine, she spent the night.
12:46But I want you to know, nothing happened.
12:50What were you thinking chasing that woman away?
12:52She's funny, she's charming, and when she gets angry, she cleans.
12:56Where is she?
12:57I don't know.
12:58After last night's ugliness, she spent the night and left without saying goodbye,
13:02so she already knows the drill.
13:07Unlike some people.
13:13What was that?
13:14And why was she drinking my coffee?
13:16Well, when my family oasis blew up last night,
13:18I had to seek solace in the arms of...
13:22I don't know her name.
13:24Your mom called her the stick girl and made her eat plato de huevos.
13:30Did Abuelita forget to give her her pants, too?
13:35Well, there's no reason to get lawyers involved, my daughter.
13:41Katie, if I raised my voice the other night, I'm sorry.
13:46And I'm sorry for that, too.
13:49And that.
13:51No, no, wait, wait, no.
13:52Now, I am not going to apologize for saying unemployed,
13:56because that's what you are.
13:59You're so sensitive.
14:03Now, sweetheart, I just want you to be honest with yourself
14:06and ask what happens if your self-published vampire erotica doesn't take off.
14:14No, no, of course I believe in you.
14:17It's...
14:17And she's gone.
14:21Well, you know how kids are.
14:2537 is a rough age.
14:29Any word from your mom?
14:31No.
14:31But I'm sure she's home talking crap about me with Juan Pablo and Benedicto.
14:37Has she ever disappeared like this before?
14:39No.
14:40Usually when we fight, she does the opposite of go away.
14:42She just sighs really loudly.
14:47Anything to draw attention to the fact that she's wounded and nearby.
14:51My ex used to have a sigh, too.
14:54It went like this.
14:56I hate you!
15:01I still miss her.
15:05I just, I don't have time for this drama.
15:08You know, I got work, I got bills, I got kids.
15:10Well, doesn't she help out?
15:11Yeah, she gets the groceries, cooks, cleans, spends time with the kids, does the laundry.
15:17Sounds like she does everything.
15:19Well, it does when I say it out loud.
15:22She's also turning my apartment into the Sistine Chapel.
15:25That must look amazing.
15:29Okay, I'm not explaining this right.
15:31Wait, hold on.
15:33Oh, yeah.
15:35Hey, Schneider, I am just about to leave.
15:36What's up?
15:37I just came down to get my afternoon cafe con leche and kiss on the cheek from your mom.
15:41But she's still not here.
15:43What?
15:43Don't worry, though.
15:44I got this.
15:45All three kids are fine.
15:46Three?
15:47Yeah.
15:47Carmen, Elena's best friend, we have got to catch you up.
15:53I know who Carmen is.
15:54She's the ghost who ate all my chicken.
15:57Hi, Miss Alvarez.
16:00Taking you off speaker.
16:02Great.
16:03Now she's going to send her flying monkeys after me.
16:08And now you're off speaker.
16:10Schneider!
16:15Anyway, I appreciate you helping me out.
16:17That's cool.
16:18I had to get out of my apartment.
16:20Stick Girl is still up there.
16:23I called her an Uber this morning.
16:24The guy never showed.
16:25Maybe it's a sign.
16:27Should I marry her?
16:30Schneider, I gotta go.
16:33Okay, now I'm worried.
16:35She's never not been home when the kids get there.
16:38And plus she's 70.
16:39One wrong move and she's down.
16:41You know, the entire world is one giant wet bathroom floor.
16:45Any idea where she could be?
16:48No, none.
16:49Huh.
16:50Where would a devout Catholic woman go after an argument with her daughter about religion?
17:00Thank you, Dr. Berkowitz.
17:04But we need to answer the question.
17:22Hi, Mommy.
17:26So you just assumed I was here?
17:31Because I'm an ignorant old woman married to prayer.
17:38But you are here.
17:43Still, you shouldn't stereotype.
17:49Hi, Bertie.
17:53She is such a suck-up.
17:56She thinks she's done fancy because her four grandsons are altar boys.
18:03Move over.
18:06I have.
18:07Oh.
18:07Yeah.
18:14So.
18:17Have you been here all day?
18:19Getting decorating ideas?
18:27No.
18:29I have been riding around this morning in something called L-Uber.
18:34Oh, wow.
18:35That must have been expensive.
18:37It's neither set it up.
18:39I think it's free.
18:40Oh.
18:41Oh, I think that car was for stick girl.
18:44Oh, her.
18:49Mommy.
18:52I feel terrible about our argument.
18:54But we got to talk about some things.
18:56Okay.
18:57But you must keep your voice down because you know who just put in new batteries.
19:11So, I may have overreacted last night.
19:14But you have to understand, I'm not going to be a mom for much longer.
19:18Elena is having her keen sis.
19:21Alex is already using hair gel.
19:23Soon they're going to be out of the house.
19:26I just, I just, I need you to give me more space to parent.
19:30I understand what you are saying.
19:34Don't put me in a home.
19:36What?
19:38What?
19:38Money?
19:39No, no.
19:40I would, I'm not going to do that.
19:41I would never do that.
19:41I would never do that.
19:43Never.
19:45Oh, no.
19:46No.
19:58I would never put you in a home.
20:01Mommy, where is this coming from?
20:03Your abuela, Berto's mama, used to live with us.
20:08And all day long, she would slice onions.
20:12The most beautiful paper-thin onions.
20:16I remember, nobody could slice an onion like abuela.
20:20Well, it's not that hard.
20:21You need a sharp knife, that's all.
20:25But it made her feel useful.
20:29Problem was, we hated onions.
20:33So one day we told her, the next week, that...
20:39Oh, that's terrible.
20:42I know.
20:44I still get teary when I slice it on you.
20:55Mommy, you are the glue that holds our home together.
21:00Without you, we'd be on the street living in a cardboard box.
21:05You just say that to cheer me up.
21:07No.
21:08I'm really not.
21:10We need you.
21:13So, Mommy, could you make me un cafecito in the morning for the rest of my life?
21:22Claro.
21:33She is like a bat.
21:39Shall we?
21:40Yes.
21:42And we'll be back someday anyways.
21:45Yeah, you know, we'll talk about that later.
21:48What's the talk about?
21:50Well, I...
21:51I'm just not sure I want to go to church.
21:56Maybe ever again.
21:59What?
22:01She said she didn't want to go to church.
22:09Don't do that.
22:11Mommy, por favor.
22:12Vamono, jeep.
22:13You go on.
22:15I will pray for your eternal soul.
22:17And then call el Uber.
22:25Hi.
22:25Hi.
22:27Hi.
22:28Welcome home, Lupita.
22:32We already started, but I insisted nobody say anything interesting until you got here.
22:36Aw, that's so sweet.
22:38It's been weird.
22:41Did you find Abuelita?
22:43Yeah.
22:44She's with Jesus now.
22:45What?
22:46Oh, no.
22:46Sorry.
22:47She's at church.
22:48Poor choice of words.
22:50Um, church.
22:52Uh, whoa.
22:54What do we have here?
22:55Oh, nothing special.
22:56Just some nutted quinoa, wilted broccolini with radish microgreens, and venison carpaccio
23:00on a bed of nettles.
23:01Grab a cedar plank and dig in.
23:05Big change from Abuelita's cooking, huh?
23:08You like it?
23:14I can't wait to have eaten it.
23:18I didn't think I would like nettles.
23:21And I was right.
23:23Well, I'm competing with perfection here.
23:26It's okay, Schneider.
23:28We all thank you for this very Caucasian meal.
23:32And good to see you again, Elena's best friend, Carmen, you beautiful weirdo.
23:38I'm sorry things got crazy the other night.
23:40That's, that's not us.
23:42Seems like us.
23:44We have all kinds of arguments in my family.
23:46I have two brothers.
23:47One's a priest.
23:48One's a witch.
23:49So.
23:57I am really glad I'm getting to know you better, Carmen.
24:04Hello.
24:05Oh, thank God.
24:11I am so glad you're home.
24:13I was wilting under the pressure to be you.
24:16Oh, hello, baby.
24:18I'm sure you did fine.
24:20Who threw up on the table?
24:24What were you doing all day?
24:26Oh, you know, saying my rosary, praying for the departed souls, asking forgiveness for your mother.
24:37Mommy?
24:38Why?
24:39Oh, didn't she tell you?
24:40She's no longer going to church.
24:43Ever.
24:44We can do that?
24:47You can't.
24:48We will all go together.
24:49Us.
24:50Your mother will go hiking with Satan.
24:55Yeah, and then we'll go to Applebee's, because Satan loves the Fiesta Lime Chicken.
25:03So I guess you want to take my grandchildren to hell with you.
25:07I don't want to go to hell.
25:09There is no hell.
25:10Don't worry, papito.
25:12There is.
25:14Okay, you really want to do this.
25:16All right, let's do this.
25:19I am not even sure I even believe in God, okay?
25:25Hardcore.
25:29Oye, you're so smart.
25:31If God doesn't exist, who made all of this?
25:34Target.
25:38Okay.
25:38Can we agree that if there is a God, it's gender neutral, not a he or a she?
25:44No.
25:45God is a man.
25:47If it were a woman, there would be less problems.
25:51Omerocito God, he tries so hard.
25:54Look, mommy, I get it.
25:56You like going to church.
25:57It's habit.
25:58You put on lipstick, you get dressed up, you see your friends, you gossip.
26:02Oye, la nieta de Olguitica hagan new tetas.
26:06It's your little social club, mommy.
26:08And that's fine.
26:10It is more than that.
26:12I pray.
26:14I seek forgiveness.
26:15And I am so glad that that gives you comfort.
26:17But that doesn't mean that God exists, okay?
26:20I'm sorry.
26:22He kept you safe.
26:25Every day that you were gone, he kept you safe.
26:29My little girl says she wants to go in the army.
26:32And then the army sends her to Afghanistan,
26:35where she is getting shot at, and I don't even know where else.
26:40Have you any idea how much I worried?
26:45When you were deployed, I went to church every day.
26:51And I prayed that he would keep you safe.
26:55And he did.
26:58So don't you tell me about God.
27:00I know that God exists.
27:06And he is great.
27:18I'm sorry.
27:24I had no idea.
27:27You know, you went missing for one day,
27:29and I was worried sick.
27:32I can't imagine what it must feel like to wear you all those years
27:36I see all those years putting up with Berdy
27:40With her terrible hairdos and her smelly butt breath
27:47Look
27:49I still wear the cross you gave me
27:52So you do believe
27:53No, I don't wear it because it's a cross
27:56I wear it because you gave it to me
27:59I don't understand the difference, so please just let me have this
28:02Okay
28:07So are we going to church or not?
28:13Yes
28:14Wait, no, wait, sometimes, okay
28:16Sometimes, okay
28:17Yeah, well, at least Christmas and Easter
28:20And one other time, so we are not those people
28:26And I'm not saying God doesn't exist
28:29In fact, I check in with him constantly
28:31You know, like
28:32Please God, don't let Elena come home with a face tattoo
28:38And Mommy, I am glad that you find comfort in church
28:42I just find it in different places
28:45You know, once in Afghanistan
28:47I came out of 20 hours of surgery
28:49And I was so tired
28:52I went into the break room
28:54And Serena Williams was on TV
28:58She was so focused
29:00She was making these impossible shots
29:02And I just kept thinking about everything that she had to go through
29:06To get to where she is
29:07All the hours of sacrifice
29:09All the practice
29:12And then I just felt like, okay
29:15If she can do that, then I can do this
29:19That's how I feel when I watch John Cena
29:23Yes
29:24Exactly
29:26Exactly
29:27Or Sonia Sotomayor
29:29Or
29:30Death
29:34Everyone has something that inspires them
29:38I understand
29:43I also play Nintendo
29:52Soy dulce como el melao
29:58Alegre como el tambor
30:03Llevo el ritmico tumbao
30:05Llevo el ritmico tumbao
30:08Que aplique en el corazón
30:12Hija de una isla rica
30:15Esclava de una sonrisa
30:17Soy calle y soy carnaval
30:21Ponga corazón y tierra
30:24Mi sangre es azúcar negra
30:27Es amor y es música
30:31Azúcar, azúcar negra
30:33Ay, cuanto me gusta
30:34Good morning
30:35Good morning
30:35Azúcar, azúcar negra
30:37Ay, cuanto me gusta
30:39Ay, me alegra
30:40Azúcar, azúcar negra
30:42Ay, cuanto me gusta
30:43Ay, me alegra
30:44Azúcar, azúcar negra
30:47Ay, cuanto me gusta
30:48Ay, me alegra
30:49Azúcar, azúcar negra
30:51Ay, cuanto me gusta
30:53Ay, me alegra
30:53Estoy en la lluvia y la hierba
30:56Estoy en la nube y la piedra
30:58Azúcar, azúcar negra
31:00Ay, cuanto me gusta
31:02Ay, me alegra
31:03Beso y dulce como el merao, alegre como el tambor
31:07Azúcar, azúcar, negra, ay cuánto me gusta y me alegra
31:12Y a la hora de la rumba, en el baracho yo soy la reina
31:17Azúcar, azúcar, negra, ay cuánto me gusta y me alegra
31:21Soy la caña y el café, guaramo de guaguancó
31:26Azúcar, azúcar, negra, ay cuánto me gusta y me alegra
31:30Yo tengo marcada la piel, con la rumba y el bongo y el pastor
31:35Azúcar, azúcar, negra, ay cuánto me gusta y me alegra
32:06Azúcar, azúcar, negra, ay cuánto me gusta y me alegra
32:30Azúcar, negra, ay cuánto me gusta y me alegra
32:33Azúcar, negra, ay cuánto me gusta y me alegra
32:54Azúcar, negra, ay cuánto me gusta y me alegra
32:56Azúcar, negra, ay cuánto me gusta y me alegra
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