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00:00Lovely to talk to you. This is lovely. Hello. How are you? I'm good. Okay. I love what you're wearing.
00:07Thank you. I love what you're wearing. No, have it. Shall we swap? Let's swap. At the end of the
00:12night, it's all yours. Okay. I mean it.
00:33Hello, hello. Thank you. You are very fun. Hello and welcome to the show. Thank you so much for joining
00:45us. I've just met a woman who has eight pet cats. One is called Malcolm. We have a lovely audience.
00:52Thank you very much.
00:53A lovely audience and some truly excellent guests are joining us on the sofa. So let us begin. One of
01:00the country's finest comics. He's back with a new series of Last One Laughing. It's Jimmy Carr.
01:16She's in the six-time Oscar-winning film One Battle After Another and is here to tell us about her
01:22new series, The Testaments. It's Chase Infinity.
01:34We know him from the full and the Oscar-winning Belfast. He's this week's host of Saturday Night Live UK.
01:42It's Jamie Dornan.
01:52And she is the star of Friends and is here as actor, writer, and producer of her show, The Comeback.
01:59It's Lisa Kudrow.
02:10Thank you so much. Have a seat.
02:15I know we have to be casual about it and cool, but Lisa Kudrow.
02:25Thank you all so much for coming because many of you have quite bad jet lag. I mean, Jimmy, you
02:32got in from Australia literally this morning.
02:35Well, I flew from Australia but via Los Angeles.
02:38Oh.
02:39So, I went... I'm basically trying to prove flat earthers wrong.
02:44How do you deal with it? What's the answer? Lisa, what's your... Do you have an answer?
02:49You get on the plane...
02:50Drugs.
02:53But weren't you supposed to eat?
02:55I can't travel anywhere. I can't go to Manchester. I get jet lag. I've never... Yeah. It's true. I've never
03:00moved.
03:01But I don't think you're supposed to eat. I think you're not supposed to eat.
03:04You know when to eat on the plane, right? Right.
03:06I don't eat plane food. You don't?
03:08I do if I'm hungry.
03:12I do if I'm hungry.
03:13That's how food works.
03:15Um...
03:16Um...
03:17Is it true I read once that you love meat?
03:20I always... No, I always travel with, like, biltong. It's, like, a cured sort of...
03:25Beef?
03:26...dead animals. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:27And when you say, like, do you take a slither or are you taking a bag?
03:30I take, like, a big bag, uh, just to get me through. Yeah.
03:34A big sort of fatty bag of sort of old meat.
03:40Is it fatty?
03:41Well, I... You can ask for it many different ways, but I ask for the wettest, fattiest stuff.
03:44What's... What's happening?
03:45If you... You can get, like, pre-packaged stuff in supermarkets, it's terrible.
03:48I feel like I need a visual of it.
03:50No, I go... I go to, like, a South Africa... Like, a South Africa...
03:53Is it the store? Like, a South Africa themed store?
03:56But does the meat... Is it odiferous?
03:59Like, does it smell really bad?
04:01I don't think it smells bad, but I think other people might think it smells bad.
04:05I don't know.
04:05Just curious. It smells good.
04:06You know. Yeah.
04:07It smells good?
04:08Do you... Are you a meat eater?
04:10I love meat, yeah.
04:11Listen, I'll bring you to the South Africa themed shop.
04:15OK.
04:16This is the worst episode of first dates ever.
04:20Um, Chase Infinity.
04:22The best name on the sofa.
04:23Yeah.
04:24The best name I think I've ever heard.
04:26Hey!
04:26Um, your parents are very clever.
04:28How did they put it together?
04:30And I'm so sorry if you're bored of answering the question.
04:32No, I will answer it as many times because I...
04:35I love the story of my parents coming up with my name.
04:37But pretty much both movies came out in 1995, which was, I believe, the year that my parents got married.
04:43But, um, they had watched Batman Forever and Nicole Kidman played a character named Chase Meridian.
04:49And they were like, regardless of anything, her name is going to be Chase, because they were obsessed with Nicole
04:53Kidman in that movie.
04:55And then Infinity comes from Toy Story to Infinity and beyond.
04:58And I've just gone by Chase Infinity since I was 10.
05:01So, that's how it was.
05:03They sort of decided what you were going to do before they even met.
05:06Kind of crazy.
05:07Literally crazy how that happened.
05:09But, yeah.
05:09I love it.
05:10And what's your sister called?
05:11Her name is Dolce, and she's into fashion.
05:14She went to school for fashion time.
05:16Is that all you have to do with your kids?
05:18Yeah!
05:19My parents kind of were like, wait a minute, hold on a second.
05:22Movies, fashion, this is where we're going.
05:25I wish I'd known.
05:27I would have given my kids different names.
05:29Um, I don't want anyone to panic, because we will talk about friends, because I know you three are obsessed.
05:35But first of all, can we, uh, talk about The Comeback, please?
05:39Yes.
05:40Yes.
05:40It's the best.
05:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:44Oh, you know it.
05:46You know it?
05:47Oh, my God, it's like our favourite show.
05:48Also, you said The Comeback is the greatest show of all time.
05:52I think it might be, honestly, and Friends is second.
05:54OK, I'll go to the meat shop with you.
05:59Now it sounds rude.
06:02Um, but before Friends, before Friends,
06:05Phoebe was created, you had this idea, right?
06:09You were, there was a character that you created, you couldn't let go.
06:13At the Groundlings, which is a sketch, comedy, improv theatre company,
06:19and I wrote a character monologue called Your Favourite Actress on a Talk Show.
06:23And she had a short red wig and she was really phony.
06:27And I just, you know, it was funny.
06:30I won't do the whole thing for you.
06:32But we're on a talk show.
06:34This feels like the perfect time.
06:36I don't have to do something funny.
06:38Yeah.
06:38No, it's not the right place.
06:41No, but I, I mean, I do remember one...
06:46But I do remember one sort of thing.
06:49She was just so phony that she would say, you know, like actors who can be really self-important.
06:53And she just said, um, no, you know, it's funny.
06:56Because what's really important to me now is, um, you know, the planet.
07:02We need to save the planet, everybody.
07:05Okay, please, please, as a favour to me.
07:09I'll love you for it.
07:10I will.
07:11You know, so that was my funny thing.
07:15It certainly won't.
07:17Pretty funny.
07:18Pretty damn funny.
07:22You were so advanced.
07:24You were miles ahead of everybody else doing a mockumentary or a fly in the wall,
07:30however you would describe it.
07:31Of reality shows.
07:32Of reality shows.
07:33Yeah.
07:33And then you made it.
07:34And it then had a cult following.
07:35But lots of people were like, what?
07:36Yeah, what's happening?
07:37What are these cameras moving around that I hate?
07:40You know?
07:41And, um, yeah, there were no housewives of anywhere.
07:44Well, we're going to have a clip.
07:46This is from series three.
07:47This is just as Valerie gets offered a big job.
07:51Yeah.
07:51Have a look.
07:52And they are offering Valerie Cherish.
07:55Uh-huh.
07:55Please note that I said offer, not audition.
07:59Noted.
07:59Yeah.
08:00A starring role in their new multi-camera comedy.
08:04Wow.
08:05Right.
08:05It's been thrilling.
08:07I could cry.
08:08Um, in a multi-cam.
08:10So sitcoms are making a comeback.
08:12Yeah, knew they would.
08:13You know, people need a laugh.
08:16Now more than ever.
08:18Yeah.
08:19Oh.
08:20Okay.
08:21What's it about?
08:22I don't know.
08:23Oh, okay.
08:24What, uh, what's the part?
08:25I don't know.
08:27Well, what do you know?
08:29Well, I know that you're not going to have to deal with any
08:32asshole writers.
08:33It's being written by A.I.
08:37Uh-huh.
08:38Now, is, is that allowed?
08:48It's so fantastic.
08:50Was there a little bit of you?
08:52Or was it slightly inspired by The Office?
08:55At all?
08:56Oh, I loved The Office.
08:58Yeah, yeah.
08:58And when I saw all these reality shows, I went, oh, gotta do this.
09:04Because I have a lovely fact.
09:06Is it true, Jimmy, that you took Ricky and Steven on a tour of Slough?
09:12You said, do it here.
09:15Yeah, I took them on a tour of Slough, yeah.
09:18When they were writing that, we were all hanging out.
09:20We did, we did like our first Edinburgh Fringe together.
09:22Yes.
09:23Me and Ricky and Steve.
09:24And then, uh, we, uh, yeah, they, they wanted to know,
09:27because Reading wasn't quite shit enough.
09:32But Slough, which is where I'm from, is, it's legit shit.
09:37And then, and then I, uh, and if anyone's watching this in Slough,
09:41stand by that.
09:44And I kind of, I took them round and then, and then was just explaining,
09:47oh yeah, there was, this was where the nightclub was,
09:50and then told them that the nightclub was called Henry's.
09:52It was a Henry VIII themed nightclub.
09:56I mean, yeah, sort of writes itself, doesn't it?
09:59Yeah.
10:01Also in the comeback, and this is weird that I said that,
10:04because I'm part of the UK version.
10:06Your character, Valerie, uh, takes part in Traitors.
10:09Uh-huh.
10:10And, I know, and, and Valerie's, uh, stint on Traitors
10:16was inspired a little bit by somebody on the UK Traitors.
10:20Yes, it was.
10:21On Linda.
10:22Linda.
10:23Oh.
10:30Because, for those who haven't, um, seen, and they, I'll just explain,
10:35Linda was the person who, and I said,
10:37Traitors will meet each other later, and looked at me and nodded.
10:42And there was a bit of Linda in it, wasn't there?
10:44A bit?
10:44Yeah.
10:45Oh my God.
10:46Yeah, we had Valerie, someone saying like,
10:49well, I think he's a traitor, and she's, oh no, I can tell you 100%,
10:52he's a faithful.
10:54How do you know?
10:55Just, I have a, I have a feeling, I mean, you know, I don't,
10:59don't you wish we knew who the traitor was?
11:02I do.
11:03Something so stressful, yeah.
11:05I love the fact that it's based on Linda,
11:07and I think it's only right that you meet her.
11:08But, oh yes!
11:10Linda!
11:11Come on.
11:12No way.
11:30I love seeing you.
11:32I just somehow wanted Linda and Lisa together, even just for a minute.
11:38But Linda, in your wildest dreams, when that happened,
11:42and you looked at me and went, got it.
11:45Did you ever think that then the mighty Lisa Kudrow would use you as inspiration
11:52in her amazing show?
11:53No!
11:57Crazy.
11:58Absolutely crazy.
11:59On our show, she was voted out, like, that night.
12:02Oh yeah.
12:03No, at least I made it to seven.
12:06Yes!
12:07To episode seven.
12:08They took a very long time.
12:10They took a very long time.
12:11Because you're very charming.
12:13Ladies and gentlemen, Linda.
12:14Thank you so much.
12:18Thank you, darling.
12:19Thank you, darling.
12:24Oh my god!
12:25That was thrilling!
12:27That was thrilling!
12:28That was thrilling.
12:29What the...?
12:29We're all still alive, though, yeah?
12:32Yes, we are.
12:33I just, I just, I couldn't help it.
12:36When I watched, I was like, oh, hold on a minute.
12:38Yeah.
12:39I know, but they didn't vote her out.
12:41Sorry, none of them are here.
12:42So I can say, not bright.
12:44No.
12:45Have you?
12:49She's basically held up a sign.
12:52Yeah.
12:52Like you said, so traitors.
12:53That's me.
12:54Yeah, I'm right here, nodded.
12:57We absolutely love the comeback.
12:59It's on HBO Max, with new episodes airing weekly.
13:04Yeah.
13:05Um, Jamie, we're going to talk about SNL, but first of all,
13:08slightly friends-related, everything is friends-related.
13:11Let's talk about flat shares, because didn't you share a flat with
13:14Eddie Redmayne?
13:16I did, yeah, yeah, yeah, a long, long time ago.
13:19That's Eddie there, yeah.
13:20Oh, conveniently on the TV.
13:23Yeah, he'd prefer if you used a picture he's holding his Academy Award.
13:26Oh!
13:27I get that.
13:29Um, what was he like as a flatmate, or what do you like?
13:32I'm a real, like, OCD, neat, freaky person, and so is Eddie.
13:36I mean, Eddie, it's not like we shared a flat and then haven't...
13:38Like, he's one of my best mates, still.
13:40Oh, right.
13:41But this is, like, 20, 18 years ago, I think, in L.A.
13:44Uh, no, we were really, um, tidy for, like, you know,
13:47a couple of guys sharing a house together in Laurel Canyon.
13:50Uh, Chase, you live with your best friend from college, I think.
13:54I do, I do.
13:54And how is that?
13:55Because it must be lovely when you're, you know, Oscars,
13:58all of this, like, busy, and then you go back.
14:01Is it lovely to live with her?
14:02Well, it is, but I haven't been home, like, in probably, I don't know, six months.
14:09So I go home for, like, maybe three days at a time.
14:12And I'm like, hey, change my luggage.
14:14And I'm like, okay, bye.
14:15Thank you for being here.
14:16I love you very much.
14:18But, yeah, but it is nice.
14:19And, like, getting to go home and kind of ground myself,
14:22and then she's my best friend in the entire world.
14:25And I love her very much, so.
14:27And she gets her own apartment.
14:29She does. She gets a completely empty apartment.
14:32Yeah, sublet. Why is there someone in my room?
14:35Um, Jimmy, talk to me about, what's it like sharing?
14:39Have you... I used to live with a couple, yeah.
14:41And? Come on.
14:42Well, then my mum and dad.
14:46Um, Lisa, didn't you meet your husband through your flatmate?
14:50Yes. I was living with a French woman, Isabel.
14:53And he had just moved to the US and was told to look up this French girl.
14:58And so he came to take her out.
15:00And I just went, no, he's for me.
15:03This isn't going to work.
15:05And now, oh, my God.
15:07Is that French lady still in your life?
15:09Yeah. Yeah.
15:11No, then we met again six years later at her party.
15:13And started dating.
15:15Oh, cool.
15:16Yeah.
15:16And everyone said, Lisa, no.
15:18Not him.
15:20One French guy, really thick accent.
15:22He said, Lisa, Michel, he's a butterfly.
15:26He goes from flower to flower.
15:30You were like, I'm the best flower he's ever going to make.
15:33No.
15:34No.
15:34I said, yeah, it doesn't matter.
15:36This is a rebound thing for me.
15:38Right.
15:39Been together ever since?
15:4030 years.
15:41Yeah.
15:42Congratulations.
15:47I believe there is somebody here who's got the worst flatmate story.
15:52David.
15:53Yeah.
15:53Hi, David.
15:54Tell me about the flatmate.
15:55Yeah, I was an entertainer, a red coat, on holiday parks, and I was told I was going to share
16:00a very small caravan with a guy that was on the entertainment team, but he just never stopped.
16:06And he would be telling jokes.
16:08And we wouldn't finish till 1am rehearsing shows.
16:12And then you'd just fall asleep, and you'd hear some horrible noise, and he was on a unicycle.
16:17That was practicing.
16:18I'm not kidding, and he wasn't very good.
16:20He'd be banging on the walls, honestly, and then you'd go and work, and then you'd come back, and he'd
16:25get his jumper out.
16:27And he loved cooking fish.
16:29Well, I enjoyed our time together.
16:39Very much his side of the story.
16:44And you're good at the unicycle.
16:46I would have been good if someone had let me practice.
16:50Thank you very much, David.
16:52So, Jamie, let's talk about SNL UK.
16:55Sure.
16:59You host tomorrow night.
17:00How are the nerves?
17:02Or should I not be asking that?
17:04Or are you feeling fine?
17:05I go through phases of feeling fine and feeling comfortable.
17:08The team are unbelievable.
17:09Like, I feel incredible support.
17:11You know, they're a very funny bunch.
17:13You know, I just feel immense support and, like, gratitude that I get to do it.
17:17It's a proper honour, you know.
17:19Yeah, huge honour.
17:20Let's have a look at a clip this was from Saturday night.
17:23Mm.
17:24I'm just here as a long-time SNL employee to help out and to answer, like, any questions anyone might
17:32have of what to...
17:33Oh, hi! Yeah, Nicola Coughlin.
17:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:38Right.
17:39It is lovely to see you.
17:41But my question is, if this is SNL UK, then why are you the first host?
17:48Like, shouldn't it be, like, a British icon, like David Beckham or Judi Dench or, like, Shrek?
17:53Well, that is a valid question.
17:54Why an American host?
17:56And the way it was explained to me was that, for this first episode anyway, um, how do I put
18:02this politely?
18:03None of you fuckers would do it?
18:06LAUGHTER
18:08Yeah, too short.
18:10Too short.
18:11Um, Tina Fey is amazing.
18:15Has she helped in any way with you?
18:17Yeah, well, I guess I'm the fucker who's doing it.
18:19LAUGHTER
18:21Important to note.
18:22Yeah, Tina and I have done a movie together, so, you know, I know her and she's incredibly supportive.
18:28She's been around all this week.
18:29I mean, look, it's so iconic, you know, even from the, you know, the early days of Dan Aykroyd and
18:34Chevy Chase and Bill Murray and people, friends of mine who I've worked with since, like Kristen Wiig.
18:38You know, it's, it's just incredible, but even in the sort of, that sort of company or in those conversations,
18:44so.
18:44Yeah, um, Lisa, you hosted, didn't you?
18:46Yeah.
18:47How was it?
18:47I don't know.
18:50Blanked it up.
18:51Yes.
18:52Was it, was it terrifying?
18:53Terrifying.
18:54Too late to pull out.
18:56I've been making jokes about that with them all week.
19:00I like saying things like, I might be there, I plan to be there, but I might not be there.
19:05And, uh, one of my kids...
19:06What day's it on again?
19:06Yeah, exactly.
19:08You're going to be utterly brilliant.
19:10Have they asked you to sing?
19:13Uh, no, but I will sing, yeah.
19:16They haven't asked me, no, but it's live.
19:17I can do what the fuck I want.
19:18You can do whatever you want.
19:20There it is.
19:22Yeah, I do.
19:25I love the story when you went, I believe, for a singing audition and you decided to deal with your
19:31voice in a certain way.
19:33I did, I was, I was first up, uh, it was out in L.A.
19:36Right in the time I was probably living with Eddie and there was a movie called Rock of Ages.
19:42I think, like, Tom Cruise was in it.
19:44And, uh, you had to sing.
19:45And, like, I can sing as much as any other sort of douchey actor guy.
19:51But, like, I'm not, like, a great singer, but I can sing a bit.
19:53And I was first up, it was, like, 10 a.m. in the morning, which in those days, like, pre
19:58-kids was, like, an early, an early kickoff.
20:29Yeah.
20:31So, I, as soon as I drank it, and I puked.
20:36Like, really violently puked, um, like, sort of down my front.
20:41No.
20:41All down thing.
20:42You know, I didn't have, like, mouthwash, you know, so I then walked into this audition with puke down my
20:48front, smelling of whisky and vomit.
20:52And then had to, honestly, it was so bad.
20:55And then I had to, we were, honestly, like, the most comedy small room you've ever been.
20:59There was, like, seven people in this tiny room.
21:02And I stink.
21:03And I had to sing the song that I can't sing.
21:06And I couldn't sing it.
21:07I really couldn't sing it.
21:08But directors just kept going, ah, let's go get it.
21:10Let's do it.
21:10You want to do it one more time?
21:12And I go, honestly, no, I don't.
21:14I can't keep doing it.
21:15This is a living nightmare.
21:17And I think I did it three times, and then that was it.
21:21And I've never heard from them.
21:23LAUGHTER
21:25Well, you're going to be great on Saturday.
21:27Jimmy, you are magnificent.
21:29Do you have advice for a monologue?
21:32Or what's the key?
21:34You know, you don't have to take my advice, but I've done a lot of comedy.
21:37I've done a lot of, kind of, jokes on stage.
21:40I would buy a quarter bottle of Jameson.
21:43LAUGHTER
21:45APPLAUSE
21:45Right before...
21:48APPLAUSE
21:50When you're watching TV, you can't smell, so it doesn't matter.
21:53That's a good point, that's a good point, yeah.
21:54I think that's what Tina Fey does.
21:56Yeah, definitely, yeah, definitely, yeah.
21:57I got a sniff of her, it was...
21:59Yeah.
22:00I didn't...
22:01LAUGHTER
22:03OK.
22:05You're hosting Saturday Night Live tomorrow night, Sky One, 10pm.
22:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:15Uh, Chase and Timothy, you're here to talk to us about The Testaments.
22:19Yes.
22:19Which is unbelievable.
22:22I cannot say this enough.
22:23They sent me one and they said, that'll do you, and I had to phone and beg.
22:27It's after The Handmaid's Tale, it's the sequel, it's five years later.
22:32It's about, like, three to four years later after the final season of The Handmaid's Tale, yeah.
22:37I like that already people are like, ooooh.
22:39LAUGHTER
22:40It's nice and dark and meaty.
22:42Yeah, I saw The Handmaid's Tale.
22:58We gather here tonight to bring women back to their rightful place.
23:04Blessed be the fruit.
23:11It was time for us to change things.
23:15That's so crazy, isn't it?
23:17Have you met so much of it?
23:18No, I have, but, like, you know when you just don't realize, you're like,
23:21oh, my God, that's, like, that's something that I made,
23:23and it's really cool getting to see it.
23:25Oh, yeah.
23:25It is unbelievable.
23:27Tell people a bit about the premise and who you play.
23:31OK, so I play a character named Agnes Mackenzie,
23:33and it's kind of a coming-of-age story in Gilead.
23:36So The Handmaid's Tale was told from the perspective of a handmaid,
23:39but this follows a group of girls who are the daughters of high-ranking commanders,
23:44so you're kind of seeing the nobility, in a sense, going to school
23:47and training to become wives in Gilead.
23:50So you're kind of having that new perspective around a 14-year-old girl, so...
23:55..and it's Margaret Atwood, and it's quite dark. A lot of it is really dark.
23:59How do you come out of that, if that's not a weird question?
24:04It's not a weird question.
24:05But, like, I feel very grateful because our entire cast and crew was so, so sweet,
24:10where you felt very supported the entire time.
24:13So even if you had an unexpectedly difficult day with the material on set,
24:17you felt...you felt like you were, um...you were cared for, in a way.
24:21And I really am...I owe a lot of my hard days to my entire cast and crew,
24:26because we really had each other on those dark moments.
24:29I mean, Jamie, you played a real baddie.
24:32I have, yeah. In the fall.
24:34How did you do that and then go,
24:36yeah, I'm going to make some pasta now, or however it works?
24:39I just honestly think you need, like, levity in those moments,
24:43because it's just not a healthy place to keep your head.
24:46I'd talk about, like, crisps or something.
24:50LAUGHTER
24:50I'll say, like, I could talk about crisps all day.
24:52So could I.
24:53I honestly do think, take after take, coming at it totally fresh,
24:58is a better energy, I...I personally find.
25:02And we've been talking about hula hoops for five minutes.
25:04I think that's good. Beef, obviously.
25:06Obviously beef. Obviously.
25:07I just have to say that out loud. Yeah.
25:09We usually have about 48 packets at any point in my house.
25:13Yeah, same as me. Do you? Yeah.
25:16I'm just...and then we'll go back, I promise.
25:18Don't panic, Chase. It's important.
25:19Chase's agent is like, get her out of there.
25:22Have you tried the large hoop?
25:24Not...not a big fan of it.
25:27Yeah. Too much. It's too much.
25:28No. Never...what's happened?
25:30I just...I don't know where Margaret Atwood stands...
25:35..on the hula hoop, but we were...we were on that.
25:39So maybe...just...
25:41Get back in? Just a...just a modicum of professionalism.
25:44I'm so sorry.
25:46He said crisps, I went with it.
25:49Um...
25:49Is it hula hoops the toy?
25:52Oh, no, no, no.
25:53No, the crisps. The chip.
25:54I don't know what you're talking about.
25:55Yeah, fine. I'm sorry.
25:56I don't think you can get like this.
25:56We'll move on.
25:57So, The Testaments is available on Disney Plus from April the 8th.
26:02Yay!
26:03Yay!
26:06Okay, now, we have to talk about one battle.
26:09What a film.
26:11What a film.
26:12What a film.
26:16And you in that film, and it just won all of those Oscars.
26:19When you went for the audition, they asked you to get quite close to Leonardo DiCaprio, didn't they?
26:24Yeah, I know exactly where this is going.
26:29Yes, definitely.
26:31My first camera test that I had, I was asked to shave his face.
26:35Um, and I didn't know what I was doing.
26:39And I was shaking the entire time because it was with an electric razor.
26:42And I was like, I don't know what I'm doing.
26:44This is Leonardo DiCaprio.
26:45It's a famous face.
26:46Yeah.
26:47As faces go.
26:49I was literally like, I don't know what I'm doing.
26:51I'm so sorry.
26:54And tell me about the Oscars.
26:56I mean, because it's your first one.
26:58Yeah.
26:58And you go, you win everything.
27:00You look beautiful.
27:02Did you have fun?
27:03It was the coolest experience ever.
27:06And it felt even more special getting to be there with everyone from one battle.
27:10And we had so much love in the room.
27:13And it's a night I will never forget.
27:16And getting to also be a part of presenting the first award in casting was also so special.
27:21And then our casting director won.
27:23And I could not stop jumping on the stage.
27:25And I was like, I'm sorry, I can't contain my excitement right now.
27:28But you were presenting it and the person that cast your movie won.
27:32Well, she could have said anything.
27:35Well, I mean, it just feels like...
27:37Well, I didn't read it.
27:37Gwyneth Paltrow read it.
27:38It wasn't me.
27:39Yeah, but you've just seen her backstage.
27:40You're gone, Gwyneth.
27:41I know there wasn't the seal like there normally was.
27:45It was kind of just a magnetic thing.
27:46Was it in your handwriting?
27:48It was...
27:50No one did see it, so it could have been.
27:54And how were the parties?
27:55Where did...
27:56Which house did you go to first?
27:58Or at that point, were you like, I'm going night-night?
28:00I went to five parties.
28:02That was my first Oscars, OK?
28:07I had to go to all of them.
28:08Of course.
28:09Of course, of course.
28:10But I tried to go to as many as I possibly could.
28:14Absolutely.
28:15Award shows, where do you stay?
28:17I mean, you've hosted a lot, Jimmy.
28:18Yeah, but, I mean, the National Plumbers Awards in Telford,
28:22it's not the same thing.
28:23There are not five after-parties.
28:26How many were there?
28:27Three?
28:28It's like, yeah.
28:29Well, you know, I hosted a lot of corporate awards.
28:32It's a different thing.
28:33It's fun, though, right?
28:34It's an honour, a privilege, and a massive check to be here.
28:39I also met Nicole Kidman at the Oscars, which was crazy,
28:43because I'm named after her, and I was like, I'm named after you!
28:47So that was really special, too.
28:49And did she love it?
28:50Was she adorable?
28:50Or did she say, stop touching me?
28:53She couldn't have been kinder.
28:55Like, truthfully, it was so, so sweet.
28:57And afterwards, I texted my parents.
28:59I was like, I just met the woman I'm named after.
29:01That's so cool.
29:02Oh, that is.
29:03But that is.
29:03It is.
29:04Lisa, Friends won 79 major awards.
29:15And do you know what I love, Lisa?
29:18Because lots of people don't like talking about,
29:21like, don't like harking back.
29:22So we were like, well, maybe we shouldn't talk about Friends.
29:25But you like talking about it.
29:26You don't mind?
29:27No, I don't mind.
29:28Why would I mind?
29:29But I'm just grateful, because I'm a wonderful person.
29:41I get it.
29:42Yeah, I'm proud of it.
29:44You should be.
29:45Um, Chase, you watch it, don't you?
29:47Of course I do.
29:48I remember watching it in high school.
29:51Oh.
29:52That awkward pause, just like, I feel very exposed after that pause.
29:56No, because we're wondering, you mean last week?
30:00So you just started watching it.
30:04But I love the fact that you, you said,
30:06I know the song off by heart.
30:08And I thought it was going to be the one about the cat.
30:10Oh, no, it wasn't.
30:12The first thing I said was P is in Phoebe, H is in Hebe, E is in E.
30:16I, like, went through the whole thing on the car.
30:20And, Lisa, didn't they search your car sometimes?
30:23Every week.
30:26After we would shoot a show, security would not let me out
30:29without looking in my trunk to see if I took something.
30:34Did they do that to every car?
30:35No.
30:36Just me.
30:38Why?
30:38I don't know.
30:40You can tell us.
30:41Was it because you stole someone's French boyfriend?
30:46Not one time.
30:47Yeah.
30:47Well, is it because you took something?
30:50No.
30:51I absolutely did not take something.
30:53Did I?
30:54Do you know something?
30:55At the end, I did.
30:57You got me.
30:58I did at the end.
31:00After the 10 years, I did.
31:02I took the rings.
31:03I took Phoebe's rings.
31:04Is that because out of everything?
31:07Because I think you've got to take something.
31:10No, you weren't really allowed.
31:12But Matthew Perry asked permission and he gave me the cookie jar that was on Monica's refrigerator.
31:19Well, yes.
31:20It is nice.
31:21Yeah, it's really sweet.
31:23Your character specifically had such reach, such impact.
31:29You don't need me to tell you how much.
31:31But just to illuminate to our audience, if you are called Phoebe, please stand up.
31:39What?
31:41What?
31:43Yeah.
31:47Oh, goody.
31:49That is a lot of beauty.
31:50Another Phoebe.
31:51Thank you very much, Phoebe.
31:53Thank you very much.
31:54I hope Nicole Kidman's watching this.
31:59You got one.
32:02Wow.
32:04Thank you so much, Lisa.
32:09OK, Jimmy, the time has come to talk about your show, which is...
32:13I feel like I've won a competition to be here.
32:15I'm quite happy not.
32:17We're going to talk about it.
32:18Honestly, this is lovely.
32:20Last one laughing.
32:20It was the biggest hit of last year and it is...
32:23Was it?
32:24Or was it The Traitors?
32:25No.
32:28There you are.
32:29I thought your show was a good show.
32:31No, I wasn't.
32:33I thought it was bigger.
32:34No, we can arm wrestle.
32:36I'm obsessed by your show.
32:38Let's discuss it.
32:39Before we have a clip, tell everybody the premise.
32:42So the premise is we get ten comedians.
32:45They're all very funny.
32:45They go into a house and they're allowed to try and make each other laugh and they're not
32:50allowed to laugh.
32:51It's that.
32:52It's that simple.
32:53And somehow it works.
32:55It's a perfect line-up.
32:57Before they come in, you know them all really well.
33:00Do you say to Roisin, do you say to anybody going, this person's going to smash it?
33:05And do people surprise you?
33:07Yeah, I was very...
33:08I was surprised people did.
33:10People take it so seriously and everyone gets weirdly competitive about,
33:14well, no, we're here.
33:15We might as well win it.
33:16Yeah.
33:16And then you're performing.
33:18These guys are doing bits on stage and they're giving it their all to be funny.
33:23And just 11 people are just stony-faced, just nothing.
33:30It's killing them inside.
33:31Can we have a clip?
33:32This is David Mitchell's Joker, which gone before we show it.
33:36I mean, this is...
33:37So David Mitchell is like...
33:38I mean, he's a wonderfully funny comedic actor, but also like a serious actor.
33:42Yeah. He's a serious guy.
33:44I mean, he writes columns in the papers.
33:45He's a dear friend.
33:47He's quite the talent.
33:48This blew my mind.
33:49I mean, maybe this is how you were thinking of David Mitchell.
33:52This is not how I see him.
33:55At all. This is David Mitchell's Joker.
33:58You've read it in a folio or seen it in a Shakespeare play,
34:02How Juliet fell for Romeo in the merry month of May.
34:06And as he climbed the orchard wall to reach his lady fair,
34:10As he stumbled, she began to bawl as he travelled through the air.
34:16Oh dear! Flash bang wallop! What a picture!
34:19What a picture! What a fun agrar!
34:21Poor young cat!
34:22What a night you spend tights all torn and his rapier bent.
34:25Clap hands.
34:26Step on your finger bang on the big face drum.
34:30What a picture! What a picture!
34:32Rum tiddly hum pum pum pum pum pum pum.
34:34Do you get in your family?
34:35I'll bum!
34:37He's amazing.
34:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:42I mean, he's amazing.
34:44Talking through the psychology of that, which you touched on before,
34:49is these are the funniest people in the land,
34:53and nobody's luck, everyone's like that.
34:56And they come out, David does something like that, there are others,
35:00people just go, yeah, well done.
35:02What is that? What's that?
35:03Yeah, they're dying inside.
35:05And that's what, it's like, I think it's, I think the reason it's a here is kind of,
35:09it's people, everyone's experienced that.
35:11Yeah.
35:11Whether it's at a family funeral,
35:18a nativity play, anywhere that I think I shouldn't be making jokes and laughing,
35:22that's when I want to laugh.
35:24And I've got, I can never hide it.
35:26No.
35:26Because I have the odd, I've got a weird laugh.
35:28I laugh on an in, not an out, so instead of laughing like,
35:31ha ha, I laugh on a, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
35:37Not great.
35:38Could you do it?
35:39What, this?
35:40Yeah.
35:41Could you, you'd be, you'd, you'd win?
35:43I think I, I think I could.
35:44I've got my game plan, I know what I would do,
35:47because they all get to do a performance piece.
35:48Yeah.
35:49And I would just, I'd wear what I normally wear, normally three piece and a tie,
35:53and I would just full magic mic.
35:58For Monty it, and just, and, and grind.
36:04And lots of eye contact, super sexy, yeah.
36:09Is there anyone, you've mentioned David, anyone else that you were impressed by?
36:14Because I imagine for the, we don't know who's won, I'm not giving any spoilers out,
36:18Bob Mortimer walks in, and you go, all right, never mind, I can't do it.
36:22Is he the only one that has come back from the first series?
36:25Yeah, he's the only one still alive.
36:29Have you seen Final Destination?
36:32A weird thing happened with our cast.
36:35They're all gone.
36:36Um, no, he came back to defend his title, so that was, it's kind of fun,
36:40and he, Romesh's face, well, because Bob went in last, and Romesh's face just drops.
36:46I mean, I say drops, drops further.
36:50He always looks pretty grumpy, but he's like, ah, extra grump.
36:54It's an awful lot of fun, and it does feel like, you know, the right show for now,
36:59because, I don't know, the world's in turmoil.
37:04You, uh, you know the guy that used to present, you probably saw it,
37:06you know The Apprentice in the States?
37:08Mm-hmm.
37:08There was a, there's a guy called Donald Trump used to present that,
37:12and he's now got a new show.
37:14Oh!
37:15It's called The News.
37:17It is fucking terrifying.
37:20I like The Apprentice, so I'm going to try the new one.
37:31So people can watch Last One Laughing on Prime Video, available now.
37:36Correct.
37:37Jimmy, here's a thing.
37:38You've started making whiskey.
37:40Yeah, I've got a weird whiskey company with, um, with some friends.
37:44So there's a town outside, um, uh, Derry called Muff, and so...
37:54Please, get your minds out of the gutter.
37:56It's, uh, you, you know Muff?
37:58I didn't, yeah.
37:59Because I thought you were a big meat guy.
38:04So I, I own the Muff Liquor Company, where...
38:09It only gets weirder, it's like me and Russell Crowe and Ed Sheeran.
38:13I own a whiskey, gin and vodka company called Muff Liquor.
38:18It was recently, and this is, this is a fun fact,
38:21it was recently brought to my attention that that is actually a double entendre.
38:27So watch out for that.
38:30You are still on tour.
38:33You're going all over the world.
38:34How many countries?
38:3648.
38:3748?
38:38What?
38:38Yeah, I think 48 countries, yeah.
38:39I'm just doing sort of Australia, New Zealand at the moment.
38:42I think Canada later in the year.
38:44Yeah, it's a lot.
38:45It is a lot.
38:45It's a lot, but you've got to remember, I've got young kids,
38:48so it's nice to be away.
38:54Jimmy, where can we get tickets for your tour?
38:56I've got a website, you could go to that, I guess.
38:58People will figure it out.
39:02I think, if you're not, if you're not smart enough to figure out where to get tickets,
39:06I don't want you on my show.
39:14We're nearing the end, but before we go, Jimmy, you've become an advice guru.
39:19When you say you put a lot out there, the crowd work is exceptional.
39:24My kids are like, if I have a problem, can you ask Jimmy?
39:27I was like, no, that's super weird.
39:29But you, like...
39:31I also do know your kids quite well.
39:33I know.
39:33Not that weird.
39:35But how did that start?
39:38People ask questions.
39:39As a comedian, I think you...
39:42If you think about who's your best friend in the world,
39:43I'll tell you who your best friend in the world is.
39:45It's the person you have the least filter.
39:47But if you sit next to someone on a plane and go,
39:49well, the weather, you know, it's been cold, hasn't it?
39:51It's like, that's a lot of filter, right?
39:53And if it's like your best friend in the world, you go,
39:55oh, my God, you have to see these hemorrhoids.
40:00Seriously, it's like a bunch of grapes.
40:01Like, that...
40:03That zero filter.
40:04And I think if you treat an audience as if you have no filter with them,
40:08then people open up.
40:09Audience, would you like to feel involved?
40:13Would we like some advice from Jimmy?
40:17I think we would, too.
40:18OK.
40:19Yes, here we go. Go on, darling.
40:21Hi. Yeah, I'm Phoebe.
40:24One of many.
40:26It's like Spartacus.
40:27I know. It's like me and my army when I stood up.
40:29It was great.
40:31My question is, I want to tell people when they're being annoying
40:37to help them be less annoying.
40:39Um, but then I look like a... a bitch.
40:43So, what's the best way to handle this?
40:46When you say people, how many people are we talking about?
40:50I mean, I mean, it happens every day.
40:52Like, there's a lot of...
40:52There's a lot of people I would like to tell that to.
40:57Well, the adage would be,
40:58if you meet three arseholes before noon, you're the arsehole.
41:12It's tough love.
41:16I didn't know it was going to go this way.
41:19Would you like a gentler piece of advice?
41:23No, it's all right.
41:25I'm so sorry.
41:26I think you've learned something.
41:29Me too.
41:30And that's what life's about.
41:33I mainly do dick jokes.
41:35OK.
41:37No, I like this, Jimmy, as well.
41:39Wow.
41:40What do you do?
41:40I feel like I should...
41:41What do you do?
41:42My best.
41:54What do you do for me?
41:55I'm training to be a therapist.
42:00I mean...
42:03I mean...
42:04I'm not sure if it's the job for you.
42:09I love Chase's face throughout all of that.
42:12And then I believe we have Phoebe number two.
42:16Yes.
42:17Are you also Phoebe?
42:18Hello.
42:19I'm also Phoebe.
42:21I'm dating at the moment and I'm just wondering,
42:23how can I figure out the difference between a red flag and just a floor?
42:29That's a good question.
42:31Do you like the guy?
42:32This is just sort of in general.
42:34In general, red flags?
42:36Yeah, and like...
42:37And sort of like icky things and like...
42:40So, I've got a specific example if it helps.
42:41Yes, yes, yes.
42:42Yeah.
42:43Um, men who...
42:46specifically only grow an underbeard.
42:48Oh.
42:49That's the worst.
42:50Thank you!
42:52Thank you!
42:53Thank you!
42:54It's the hair here.
42:56Oh, like Lincoln?
42:58Yeah.
42:58Yeah.
42:59Yeah.
42:59Okay.
43:00Or they just have like the sort of the straps, like a helmet strap.
43:03Yeah.
43:06I think I might have the answer for this.
43:08Go ahead.
43:09Tell him.
43:10I think if you just are open and you go,
43:13hey, I don't like that.
43:14That's got to go.
43:15But he should know that.
43:24Yeah, but you're Jamie Dornan.
43:26He should send the same thing as everything.
43:27Like, he's not...
43:28There's not articles in magazines going, this is a great look.
43:33No-one's telling him to do it, like...
43:35No offence, but you're an Adonis.
43:39Yeah, but this is just the...
43:41I'd look worse if I had a half beard.
43:43Maybe not.
43:44You would still turn heads.
43:46I think...
43:47Well, that's good.
43:48I don't know.
43:49I think he's...
43:49I think, tell him.
43:50I'm very much enjoying this bit of the show.
43:53I could do this all day.
43:55Yes!
43:57That's another show, everybody.
43:58Yeah, yeah.
44:00Right.
44:01That's it.
44:01We're off to knit a small hour.
44:03I would like to thank my guest, Jimmy Carr!
44:05Chase Infinity, Jamie Dornan, and Lisa Kudrow.
44:13We're back next week, and I'll be joined by Russell Howard,
44:16Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Rita Wilson, and James McAvoy.
44:20Thank you so much for watching.
44:21Good night.
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