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00:03um what about lunch well I mean do you go out is there um is there a canteen or
00:10but well is there a prep nearby not even a prep no no no no Jamie um no I'm not
00:24nervous I just
00:25well I don't know it's a new job well I mean you're used to that place for me it's well
00:32it's not new
00:33exactly but it's um well it's newish um I'm totally fine yeah yeah oh um there is one other thing
00:43I
00:44wanted to ask um should I take any precautions or well I don't know I mean it's it's a prison
00:52so
00:53I suppose I'm just asking how safe is it
01:11yeah I'll take these okay do you want to wear them out I can bin these if you want no
01:18no I'm going on a
01:20date later tonight sorry right in these yeah no um um bin those
01:44is it the same girl I met yeah yeah Jess she's nice wow emotional I mean I'm tearing up what
01:53is it
01:53two months now it's long term for you in it oh god look at him he's doing his shit oh
01:58god I love
01:59that expression look at it like a concentration
02:08how'd you get that one Lee
02:12oh yeah that's that's where the knife came out
02:15oh bloody hell
02:17it's a father and son I owed him money I remember waking up in this empty industrial kitchen I saw
02:23him and then I had the sound of the knife sharpening oh my god fuck daddy says right where do
02:28you want
02:28to get stabbed I'm like well no fucking where and then he swings a knife like that and he says
02:32I said
02:32where do you want to get fucking stabbed I said well my leg what you said the leg then he
02:38just
02:38fucking yeah shoved it right up to the handle no it weren't too bad at first I looked down I
02:42thought
02:42felt like getting punched but then the son he runs over and he kicks it oh Jesus I like screamed
02:48my guts out they start panicking they're shatting they're gonna cut my throat if I don't stop
02:53I can't I physically cannot stop screaming right and yeah like my face is saying yeah I know I'm sorry
02:59it's mad then it but my mouth is like
03:03then they dump me on some estate I pass out and I wake up crawl and pass out wake up
03:10crawl and then
03:11one time I wake up and I'm in hospital don't know how you're still here oh he's a reason I'm
03:17still
03:17here little man do you want to look at his poo absolutely yeah does it scare you being a dad
03:33I'm three years clean Dan no no I don't mean that I mean you know our upbringing
03:41now the way I see it every generation gets its chance to change you know me and you
03:46we're ours hmm can I ask you something why did you get a fucking job in prison
03:55well it's just a job because of me no dad dad no fuck no no god no not seen for
04:0725 years if it
04:08was another 25 that'd still be too soon
04:17and why well I don't know
04:25do you think I'd be a good dad yeah yeah you'd be a great dad why
04:30just wondering
04:49that is not a good idea no if I could just widen the um the toe cap see there's there's
04:56like a
04:57steel bit here I'm just gonna try and widen
05:06Dan Dan that is gonna go horribly wrong
05:09oh fuck
05:12oh I think I've bent the cap fuck
05:15feels like there's a blade in there
05:17oh
05:18okay this would really reflect very well on you right now if you resisted the temptation
05:22to say I told you so yeah hmm
05:27hello
05:29stop what that I need to finish this yeah but if you give me sex then the prisoners might
05:35respect me oh I think your um lady toe cap boots will achieve that don't you yeah
05:46you're gonna go into the office today
05:48uh yeah yeah I am in the morning um and then I'm I'm going to the IVF clinic
05:55oh right okay
06:00Dan I did tell you
06:02no I know you did
06:03like on our first date it was it was quite up front
06:06yeah you were no I know you were you were I just thought
06:11so who's the dad
06:14donor not dad never met him
06:18he's um he's mid-twenties got dark hair athletic apparently
06:23oh an athlete oh nice
06:25are you jealous of a man I've literally never met
06:28yeah still I feel like if I ever met him I'd have to beat the living shit out of him
06:38hey
06:41so what about like me
06:45as the donor
06:47I could be a dad
06:48no it's something that I've thought about a lot
06:51we've known each other for eight weeks
06:52well I've thought about it lots ever since you first mentioned it
06:55I feel like maybe now
06:57maybe now what
06:58well I don't know
06:59some woman you've slept with six times is trying to have a baby you decided she's the one
07:03no not
07:04not the one oh not the one just a one a one with a reproductive system
07:09is this because your brother's had a baby
07:11no I it's I just
07:13can't we just take some time to think about it
07:15no no the embryo is at blastocyst it's ready to go in today
07:20what time's your appointment
07:22what time's your appointment
07:22is it 3.15
07:23okay
07:24call in sick
07:25stay here
07:26think about it
07:27and if we both think it's worth a go then we can go to the appointment together
07:30no I'm not
07:31okay Jess honestly
07:33ever since you first told me about it I haven't been able to think about anything else
07:36and I have wanted to mention it I just didn't know
07:40I didn't know that it was coming up this quick
07:44I just know that you're going to make an amazing mum
07:48so maybe we could do it together try it together
07:53and if we don't work out you can just sue me for child support
07:56oh see I don't need to sue you for child support though do I
07:58that's just joking
07:59because I mean literally five times your salary
08:00yeah okay
08:01yeah
08:03like a little break at lunch today at 12
08:06and I'll call you then
08:12you'll call me
08:13mm-hmm yep
08:15midday I'll call
08:35midday I'll call
08:36midday I'll call
08:52high-tech
08:58the
09:00speed
09:03I
09:47I
09:48Sorry, I am I have to take quite an important call today at 12. Well, you're down to finish at
09:541.45
09:56Oh, yeah, right. I can't do my phone in
09:58What in there? In that prison
10:02Okay, can I come back here? I'd have to sign you out and back in again. Look, ask your duty
10:07officer during your break
10:08Maybe they can arrange an escort back. It is quite an important call. Ask your duty officer, okay?
10:27I
10:28Did leave my phone in the locker tonight? I don't know. Did you leave your phone in your locker?
10:34Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good. I did. You don't want to mess around with that. The phone passed here is automatic
10:40prosecution
10:42Automatic?
10:43Yeah
10:46No, I did. I did. I put it in. I put it in
10:50I've got a check
10:58Yeah, yes, yes, it was
11:27It's okay
11:29Yeah, that was my job
11:33Not gonna go
11:33Yeah, you know
11:34Sure, it wasn't
11:36It's okay
11:40Good
11:42Thank you
11:42Thank you
11:47remember
11:49I
11:58Oh, my God.
12:36What the fuck do you think you're going to do with them?
12:42What are you doing here?
12:46These are men.
12:49They won't get you, boy.
12:52These are fucking men.
12:57Dad?
13:00Hey.
13:01You coming in or what?
13:02Yeah.
13:10Are you okay?
13:11Yeah, yeah.
13:12Just new shoes.
13:13Oh, you poor love.
13:15Oh, fuck off.
13:16Jamie, it hurts.
13:20So, first day.
13:21Yeah.
13:22It's going to be fine.
13:23I think I'm really going to respond to you.
13:25Now, I don't know how many there'll be.
13:27It could be four.
13:28It could be 14.
13:29Depends on what's happening on the landings.
13:30But I looked over your lesson plan, and I think it's really good.
13:33Cool.
13:34I took the liberty of drugging and visual aids up here for two years.
13:40No.
13:40No, I don't want to change it, Jamie.
13:43Make it easier.
13:46These men, I want them to get me.
14:14Psychology.
14:15Um, no.
14:17Philosophy.
14:17Come on.
14:21Um, maybe you could introduce yourselves as you enter?
14:23Dean.
14:24I'm Malik.
14:25Marker?
14:26No.
14:26I already came in, boss.
14:28I'll go out and come back in again.
14:29What are we doing?
14:30I'm introducing ourselves as we enter.
14:35Hey, where are you going?
14:37You need to go out and come back in again, boss.
14:39Sorry, no, that's not what I am.
14:40Once they're in, please keep them in, please.
14:43Okay.
14:44Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
14:45Junior.
14:46Junior.
14:47Come on, hunch your planette, yeah?
14:50No more circus tricks, please.
14:57Um...
15:03So, do we just start or...
15:15Okay, I would like to begin with a problem that's been around for a very long time.
15:22Um, what makes you, you, you, is the you from ten years ago, the same you that sits in this
15:31room now?
15:31No, because he's here in fucking prison.
15:34Um, traditionally there are two schools of thought on this.
15:38There's the Cartesians.
15:40Um, Cartesian just means...
15:43Actually, but don't worry about what Cartesians means, it just means, um, um, of the philosopher Descartes.
15:55Um, René Descartes, 1596.
15:59It's soul.
16:00It's soul.
16:01Um, the first answer to what makes you, you, is your soul.
16:05But that is not a...
16:06It's not a very satisfactory answer.
16:10Um...
16:10What is a soul?
16:12Do we even really have a soul?
16:15I do.
16:16And so the other answer...
16:18I've got a soul.
16:18...is, is matter.
16:20How else would I have a relationship with our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ?
16:25Body.
16:26It, it, it's your material.
16:27And that is called materialism.
16:31Um, but bodies change.
16:33You know, your cells replace entirely every eight years.
16:37And so materialism's no good either, right?
16:39But then, um, Locke comes along and John, John Locke, John Locke, and his key insight was memory.
16:46Your memory connects...
16:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:51That's not right.
16:52Excuse me?
16:53That is not what Locke said.
16:56John Locke was talking about consciousness, no fucking memory.
16:59Which is a total load of bollocks if you ask me.
17:02So, say ten years ago I stabbed someone, right?
17:06And I've got a shitty brief and I've got a 14 stretch.
17:08Well, according to Locke, the only reason this current me is in prison is because of some ephemeral thing called
17:14consciousness, which may or may not exist.
17:17Well, how is that any different from the Cartesian, you cunt?
17:20Fuck you, Locke.
17:22I'll take materialism all day.
17:25Hmm?
17:26Materialism's real.
17:28Materialism earns me my sentence.
17:31That's if I stabbed someone ten years ago.
17:35Which I did.
17:37I'd like us to use this as a talking stick.
17:40Um, a talking stick is...
17:41You know what? A fucking talking stick is...
17:43See, I think we should be looking at Rousseau, right?
17:47Rousseau tears a lock and you arsehole and this stuff.
17:50Have you read the social contract, that first line?
17:53Man is born free, yet everywhere he's in chains.
17:56Now that's a fucking subject.
17:58None of this fucking Lockean self-wank over who am I, bollocks.
18:03I mean, grow the fuck up, man.
18:05Okay.
18:06Um.
18:10Oh, here we go.
18:11Do you want to talk about freedom?
18:12Eh?
18:16Ah, ha, ha.
18:19The Odyssey.
18:20Now, there's that story, boys.
18:23So, Odysseus has to cross the Strait of Messina.
18:28But on the rocks live the sirens.
18:31Terrifying half-bird creatures
18:34who sing a song so beautiful
18:36that any man who hears it
18:38becomes instantly drunk with love
18:40and swims to them,
18:42where the sirens feast on his flesh.
18:45The sirens are crack.
18:47They either live on rocks.
18:50To cross, Odysseus orders his men
18:52to put wax in their ears
18:54and he gets them to tie him to the mast
18:55so that he can say when it's safe.
18:57They set sail.
19:00Odysseus hears the song
19:01and it reaches into his heart.
19:05He begs to be untied.
19:08But the crew carry on.
19:10All except one man
19:11who sees the longing
19:14in Odysseus
19:16and aches to know
19:18what it feels like.
19:21The man takes his wax out,
19:23jumps overboard,
19:23and is devoured alive.
19:26So, there's the men
19:28with wax in their ears,
19:30there's Odysseus,
19:31and there's the man
19:32who jumped.
19:35Who
19:36is the most free?
19:44The men with wax in their ears.
19:48Why?
19:51Because they just got on with it.
19:54It's like us, right?
19:56I've got freedoms
19:57that people on the out haven't.
19:59Do not have to pay bills,
20:00do not have to go shopping,
20:02do not need to have to find a dentist.
20:05I'm totally free of choice.
20:06But doesn't your lack of choice
20:08mean that you're not free?
20:10Two weeks ago,
20:11there was a lockdown.
20:1223 hours a day bang up,
20:13one hour soch.
20:15Know what I did with my hour?
20:17Stayed in me pad,
20:18sat in me bunk,
20:19and read.
20:20Jesus.
20:21Because I could.
20:22That's depressing, man.
20:23I'm not like yous,
20:24always clowning around.
20:25I focus.
20:26You focus on what?
20:27The jizz crust clinging to your wool?
20:32I focus on my daughter.
20:34You're ridiculous.
20:35Hmm?
20:36I focus on being a dad.
20:42Every day I write her a letter.
20:44One letter.
20:45Every single day.
20:47I want her to know
20:48that she's got a dad
20:49that loves her.
20:49Yeah, that's nice, Wallace,
20:51but...
20:52you've got to engage, man.
20:54Freedom isn't hiding.
20:55Okay, so...
20:57Junior, right?
20:59Who do you think
20:59is the most free?
21:01Odysseus.
21:02He's a king.
21:04You know,
21:04people have no choice
21:06but to do what he says.
21:07Yeah?
21:08Them men with the wax
21:09in their ears,
21:09they're just foot soldiers.
21:11You have to rise and excel.
21:13I agree with her.
21:15Life's about being something.
21:17I'm not waiting.
21:17You're not even a dad.
21:18You don't know what life's about.
21:20Yet.
21:21I'm not a dad.
21:22Yet.
21:2421 weeks can.
21:27My son.
21:53My son.
21:54Huh?
21:54First breath,
21:55I'm right there and then.
21:57I'm going to write him a cheque
21:57for 10 million pounds
21:59to be cashed
22:00on his 10th birthday.
22:02You haven't got a cheque, Bob?
22:05A fucking postal order, then.
22:07One could look at it
22:08from a neuroscientific perspective.
22:10You know,
22:11quantum mechanics.
22:12Zach, who do you think
22:13is most free?
22:14Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold on.
22:16I've got the talking fucking bag.
22:17Sorry.
22:18Zach.
22:19Easy.
22:20It's the man what jumped.
22:21Yeah, but he was under a spell, Zach.
22:23Yeah, which he chose to give in to.
22:25See, all the rest
22:26have either got wax in their ears
22:27or they're tied to their sticks, yeah?
22:29You think that's freedom, da?
22:30The jumper
22:31takes one look
22:32at the beautiful bird women
22:34and he says,
22:34fuck the consequence.
22:35I want that.
22:36So in that moment,
22:37he is free.
22:39It's no wonder you're in a cell.
22:40You're in a fucking cell as well, Wallace.
22:42You ain't better than me.
22:44He can't even say
22:44what addiction is.
22:46What is this?
22:47Nah?
22:47The crack?
22:48Or women?
22:49It's cracks of women.
22:51And crack.
22:57I'm doing a five-year
22:58remote learning course
22:59on environmental construction.
23:01Environmental...
23:01Construction.
23:03Me little girl
23:05she did a paper for exams
23:06all about how to build
23:07in sustainable ways.
23:09Got the paper up on me wall.
23:12Proper little environmentalist she is.
23:15When I get out,
23:16I'm going to help her.
23:18You won't believe the things
23:19you can do with stroll these days.
23:22And you.
23:24You chat about loving rock.
23:26About loving pussy.
23:28That's now compared to the love
23:29that a dad has for his daughter.
23:33Yeah, man.
23:33We all got fucking doors.
23:36Fatherhood.
23:37That's real freedom.
23:39But it's no fucking joke.
23:47Can you go into Tesco's
23:49and get a mill deal?
23:50Well, you don't as I can
23:52need Bitcoin to spend three pound, mate.
23:54How do you know
23:54you really got it then?
23:56How do you know
23:57you've got the money
23:57in your account right now?
23:58It's all digital.
23:59Yeah, but how do you do it
24:00with Bitcoin then?
24:01It's not all about Bitcoin.
24:03How long is this break going to last?
24:05It lasts as long as...
24:06I need multiple accounts.
24:08No disgust can get you
24:10each Rolex in the next six months.
24:12Guaranteed.
24:12Where's your Rolex then?
24:14It's waiting for me
24:14on the other side of Endeavor.
24:16Christ.
24:16I think I just threw up my mouth.
24:18I'm going to have to sit tight.
24:19There's been an incident.
24:21Well, uh, sorry.
24:22What kind of incident?
24:23Some idiot got served
24:24as divorce papers
24:24so he's jumped on the net.
24:26We've got to wait
24:26for the tornado team.
24:27Okay, but I...
24:29I have to make a phone call.
24:30Oh, wow.
24:32Well, why didn't you say?
24:35An idiot on the net
24:36shuts us down.
24:37Look, I'm sorry.
24:38It's really important.
24:44Wait here.
24:53So what's it for?
24:55Philosophy.
24:56Oh, um, well,
24:58philosophy is ancient Greek.
25:00No, but what can you do with it?
25:02What job do you have?
25:04Well, this one.
25:11So,
25:12who do you think is most free
25:13in the siren story?
25:15None of them.
25:16That's why it's called freedom.
25:18Only an idiot would believe in freedom.
25:24Well,
25:25are you coming?
25:27Yes.
25:34I'm free.
25:36It's a young lady in Wiggety City.
25:39And you can fuck off.
25:41You can't do my business.
25:42Get me wife on the phone.
25:52Make this quick, yeah?
25:53The tornado team gets antsy.
25:54You won't be able to get back in.
25:55No, no, no, no, no, no.
26:01I'm free.
26:02I'm in three.
26:03You're in three.
26:03You're in three.
26:04I'm in three.
26:05I'm in three.
26:48What are you doing?
26:50Sorry, the switch was on.
26:53They just called through.
26:55They're closing the landing.
26:56You have to get back in there now.
27:09Hi, it's Jess.
27:10Leave a message.
27:12Hey, Jess.
27:13It's me.
27:13It's Dan.
27:15Look, I'm sorry that I didn't get to call.
27:17Earlier there was someone on the net.
27:21Look, I've got to go back in now, but don't do it.
27:27The implantation.
27:29Please, call them up and cancel it and do it with me instead.
27:32Okay?
27:33I'll meet you there at 3.15 and I'll do tests and we can start the process together.
27:40Okay, I know this sounds mad, but I, I don't know, I mean this, I'm serious about it.
27:50Okay.
28:09Come on, come on, come on, come on, what are you doing?
28:19Sorry, I had to do the thing.
28:22Yeah?
28:46Yes, Dad.
28:48Oh, you came back.
28:50Round two, here we go.
29:13Zeus wanted to punish Epimetheus for giving fire to humans.
29:17So, he gave a beautiful box to his wife, Pandora.
29:23She opened it and seven evils flew out.
29:28Hatred, shame, greed, boredom, laziness, delusion and pain.
29:37But then a voice inside called out.
29:41Pandora opened it once again.
29:45And hope flew out.
29:54If you could put one evil back in the box, what would it be?
29:59Hope.
29:59Now, fuck the evils.
30:01Put hope back in the box.
30:03Yeah, put it in right now.
30:06You are married?
30:11Just called my brief.
30:14I lost my right to appeal.
30:16What?
30:17How?
30:17How?
30:18They didn't submit the paperwork on time.
30:21Right, the day it had to be in by was 8-5-25, 8th of May.
30:26But here, what?
30:27Her new assistant's American?
30:28These pricks read dates backwards or something.
30:32What's 8-5-25 in America now?
30:345th of August.
30:35Too late.
30:36The appeal's dead.
30:37What?
30:38That's just it?
30:39It's gone, Dan.
30:42It's not fair.
30:43Fair.
30:43We are the address.
30:45Damn, that shit is standard.
30:46I had like 12 minutes with my brief before we go in, yeah?
30:49He says my name wrong three times.
30:50I made him run at the wrong courtroom.
30:52I feel like I just want to fucking kill someone, you know?
30:56I just want to beat someone's fucking fucking face in.
31:05Last year, I had a parole year in.
31:08And I'd done everything right.
31:11I was on every programme, kept my enhanced, the whole stretch.
31:14Model con, I was.
31:17It took six minutes.
31:22So I went on hunger strike.
31:25My hope was dead.
31:27See?
31:29Then, after a couple of days, two kids on my landing.
31:33They noticed I hadn't eaten.
31:35They brought a plate to my door.
31:38And I started hoping again.
31:41There's too many decent people around to not hope.
31:47You're still going to be a dad, okay?
31:48I can't take that from you.
31:50You're still going to be a dad.
31:50They didn't fucking take it from me!
31:52Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
31:54Aye, aye, aye, aye.
31:55Aye, aye, aye, aye.
31:56Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
31:57Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
31:58Sanitised.
32:00You've sanitised it.
32:02It reeks of Dettotan and you know it.
32:05That is not the myth of Pandora.
32:07I'm not sure this is the outcome.
32:08The earliest, most accepted version of the myth of Pandora is found in Hesseoid, who tells us it's Prometheus who
32:14steals fire.
32:15Not Epimedes.
32:17Look, I really...
32:17And it's not what Pandora releases that's a punishment.
32:20It's Pandora herself.
32:22Pandora is the first woman fashioned of clay by the gods.
32:25Clear is actually a very sustainable build of material.
32:28What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
32:30What Dan Sawyer seriously omits is that Pandora is made of the selfsame clay that the jar is made of.
32:36What jar?
32:36The jar with the spirits in.
32:38You said they were in a box.
32:39Were they fucking a box?
32:40Right, well, the box is a mistranslation but people commonly refer to it as, as, as...
32:45Well, see if it's a jar, just say it's a jar.
32:46The vessel doesn't matter, Junior.
32:48It's what's inside the cabinet.
32:49Only the vessel does matter though, doesn't it, Dan?
32:51Because a jar is made of clay and a box is not.
32:55Very low on carbon emissions as well.
32:57Clear.
32:58Trounces concrete.
32:59It ain't that kind of clay, Wallace.
33:01Dan is deliberately choosing to sell us the false version.
33:04False.
33:04Right.
33:05Why am I doing that, Keith?
33:06Because of what the myth is really saying.
33:08The jar and Pandora are one and the same.
33:11Ergo, it says, woman is the cause of all man's ills.
33:15Okay, you think I'm scared to debate women with you?
33:18I think you've been inoculated by the moors of the current political climb, and all due respect, I think you're
33:23a coward.
33:24You don't know anything about me.
33:26Your fucking hair tells me all I need to know about you, pal.
33:29Okay.
33:29Alright.
33:30So, you think that women are responsible for the ills of society?
33:33Well, take a look at these boys here.
33:35Hm?
33:36Do you think any of them's inside because they went on some level trying to impress a girl?
33:41That cunt there wants to kill.
33:44Did you not get the memo, Daniel?
33:47We're all toxic.
33:49We're a gender in retreat, and we in here, the most menish of men, we're the sharp end.
33:54Our relevance evaporating whilst we shank each other in the showers.
33:58And you want to come here and start talking about spirits and ghosties?
34:01I mean, you're wanking while Rome burns, man.
34:03You're fucking killing us.
34:05What, me personally, or...?
34:06Well, I don't blame women.
34:07They're taking what's theirs.
34:10It's the likes of you.
34:15With your oat milks.
34:16And your moisturised elbows.
34:19Waxing your arseholes.
34:20Keeping your balls all nice and shiny.
34:23You deny your masculinity.
34:25You're terrified of it.
34:26Tell me, Dan.
34:27Do you cover your eyes when you take a piss?
34:29Look, okay.
34:30All right.
34:31Look, Keith.
34:32Have I said something to upset you?
34:33You are rippling with shame, man.
34:36Appalled by the undeniable, hardwired instinct deep within your soul that just wants you to
34:40roll around in a big pile of fucking titties.
34:43Now we are talking!
34:44Okay.
34:45You want to talk about women.
34:46Okay.
34:46In ancient Greece, women couldn't vote.
34:48They couldn't own land.
34:49They couldn't inherit.
34:50They could legally be murdered for infidelity.
34:52And then that society has the gall to create a myth blaming them for all the world's ills.
34:55And that society is where ours comes from.
34:57So, yeah, Keith.
34:58I'm doing that.
34:58I'm all for it.
34:59Oh, lovely, Daniel.
35:00What a wonderful human being you are.
35:02I mean, give the man a pickle.
35:03Turns out he's an expert on Greek society.
35:05Yet he can't remember that a box is a fucking jar.
35:08You wanted a debate about women.
35:09No, no, no, no.
35:10You did.
35:13You're the one who brought in Pandora.
35:15You brought in the sirens.
35:16What are you trying to force on us here?
35:18Hmm?
35:19The future has a vaginal tint.
35:21We should all go and fucking kill ourselves.
35:22Is that it?
35:23Because that's all I hear these days.
35:26Don't be you.
35:28Don't be you.
35:29Don't be you.
35:30Just...
35:32Don't be you.
35:34Well, where the fuck should I be?
35:37Huh?
35:41Women have got us on the ropes.
35:43And good luck to them.
35:44They deserve it.
35:45But you see, when I get a battering, I punch back.
35:48Excellent installation properties as well, Claire.
35:50Excellent, of course.
35:51The thing about your fucking daughter, Wallace!
35:54Aye, it is.
35:55He's talking shit about women.
35:57What the fuck do you think my little girl's gonna grow into?
35:59Grow into?
36:00She's already a grown-ass woman.
36:02That's what she already is.
36:03She's already a grown-ass woman.
36:05We all know that.
36:07Little girl.
36:07She hasn't been a little girl in years.
36:09We've all seen the essay up on your wall, yeah?
36:11It's been up there for donkeys.
36:13A tatty fucking thing it is, yeah?
36:15You write every day, big man, yeah?
36:17He's writing to his little girl.
36:18Okay.
36:18You write it, she don't read it.
36:21Not once has she sent you anything back.
36:23What is she like, 25 now, 28?
36:25She wrote that for her fucking GCSEs, Wallace.
36:28She's forgot about that crap now.
36:30Just like she forgot about you, rotten ear.
36:34Dead to her.
36:41What?
36:42Don't you fuck, you're dead!
36:44Ah!
36:45Oh!
36:46Fucking hell, man!
36:47Fucking!
36:47Ah!
36:49Ooh!
36:50Your boot's leaking, boss.
36:51Ooh!
36:53Is that blood?
36:54Is that blood?
36:55Is that blood?
36:56Is that blood?
36:56It's your blood, Daniel.
37:02He ripped off a toenail.
37:05Are you serious?
37:06Yeah.
37:06I can see the bone.
37:08Ooh, you're gonna need stitches.
37:10Oh, my God.
37:11Hm?
37:14Okay, look, I, um, I need to be somewhere.
37:16A&E's where you need to go.
37:19All right, circus is over.
37:21Come on, rest of you.
37:22Back to yourselves.
37:24Well, I have to say, I really enjoyed that.
37:27Same time next week.
37:29Right.
37:29Box is another word for Fanny.
37:33Pandora's Fanny.
37:35Nobody mentioned it, but that could play into the whole female thing.
37:39Come on, that's the same, yeah?
37:40What's the right answer?
37:43Which one of the spirits go back in the box?
37:46Come on.
37:47Come on.
37:47There isn't a right answer.
37:50Then what's the point in asking the fucking question?
38:07I do, I do really need to be somewhere.
38:09You need stitches.
38:11I'm checking you out.
38:11They're taking me to A&E.
38:13Can I just patch it up?
38:14No, I cannot just patch it up.
38:18All right, hang on a minute.
38:19Oh, wait.
38:19Just, just, just hold on.
38:20I, um...
38:23Okay.
38:25I, I need to be at an IVF clinic.
38:29It's to donate semen, I think.
38:31You think?
38:33Yeah.
38:35It's, it, it's complicated.
38:37I need, I need to make a phone call and then...
38:41I f-, I don't know, I'll fucking know, I don't know.
38:45I'll tell you what.
38:47I'll take you to your phone, you make the call.
38:49Hm?
38:50If you need to be at the clinic, I'll take you there.
38:52Once you've flung it out, then I'll take you to A&E.
38:56Then a psychiatrist.
38:57Then a fucking life coach or something, I don't know.
39:53What's up?
39:54Dad! Daddy! Dad!
39:57Oh, I've fixed you.
40:05Dad!
40:05Dad!
40:06Hey!
40:08I'm, I'm, I'm really sorry that we, that we didn't get to speak.
40:12It's, um...
40:14It's been a bit mad, to be honest.
40:16It's okay.
40:17No, honestly, Jess, I'm...
40:20I'm really sorry.
40:21It's okay, really?
40:22No, it's, it's not, that's, that's not what I'm apologising for.
40:27I, um...
40:32I don't think that can be a doubt.
40:36I'm sorry.
40:37I'm not ready.
40:38You're not ready?
40:40Yeah.
40:43Um...
40:46Jess?
40:49But you left the message.
40:52You said to cancel the implantation.
40:55You know, they don't just put it back in the freezer, right?
40:57You know, cancelling is, is destroying.
41:00Yeah.
41:03Look, um...
41:03Jess, I'm, I'm so sorry, I really haven't meant to mess you around here.
41:07Like...
41:07I just think, I think that, um...
41:10I think that maybe you're right.
41:11Maybe, you know, maybe it's got something to do with my brother, or, or something like
41:14that, you know?
41:16Um...
41:17Yeah.
41:22Jess, I'm so sorry.
41:31I had the implantation.
41:35What?
41:36Yeah, there was a cancellation.
41:38They called and said if I was in by 10 I could have the slot.
41:40It was all done and dusted by 10-20.
41:49So it's in there now?
41:52The athletes.
41:53It's not his, Dan, it's mine.
42:02Can I just ask?
42:04Why didn't you want me?
42:07It's not that I don't want you.
42:09It's that I don't need you.
42:38You're coming?
42:43Hey.
42:45You bleed in my fucking car and I'm cutting open the other foot you hear me
43:01Thanks for being with me today
43:03Really really appreciate you doing this. It's all right. I mean, I couldn't let you come here alone
43:10It's very kind. No, no, I mean I couldn't let you come here alone
43:13I'm not allowed to
43:15You bled in the prison. I was the officer on scene. It's my name on the accident report
43:27Sorry, you're not gonna be a dad
43:35Yeah, probably for the best
43:37My dad was a nightmare probably shouldn't pass that on nightmare how
43:42a lot of time in prison for one really hmm, so how comes you're like this a
43:52Fucking philosopher Dan
43:56Well
43:58My mum left him when I was nine she remarried and
44:06I
44:07Got away from you know, I got out
44:10Ended up doing this
44:15You were totally shit today
44:18You've got the men all riled up didn't have any control that I could see and then you bled on
44:22the floor. I mean you actually bled on the floor
44:29But they liked what you did
44:32They like the lesson they can't say that they did but they did
44:40You don't need these okay next time just wear trainers
44:50Do you still see your dad now?
44:55No, no I don't see him anymore
45:16So
45:25Here
45:25down
45:37He's
45:38weeksites
45:38and that
45:38he's
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