00:00Well, hello. We've got a great show planned and we will get to the Pistons, but not in a way
00:07that
00:07you expect. Rico and I have had some light debate. I am going to bring reasons for hope.
00:15I'll lay out five reasons. You have to label them in levels of crack cocaine high, but I'm telling
00:23you, I'm not ready to write them off. I may hate them. I may downright resent what they're doing
00:29to us, but dammit, I can't, I can't stop feeling this isn't over. We're going to get to that,
00:36but I have to do something. I, I feel terrible for doing this, but I simply, it is about
00:43duder duty, honor country. I, I have to do this. Okay. We don't make the news. We report the news.
00:51Okay. And I have a news update from club Rossini. I can't get enough. These are
00:59and understand, I don't really make it my business. People, you know, they can boink
01:05whoever they want to boink. It's not my problem. Okay. I just, I am so enamored with Mike Vrabel
01:12and Diana Rossini because they might be two of the dumbest humans ever to be born of this
01:18earth. And the stupid keeps stupiding like the, the levels of stupid to this. So may I present you?
01:27Cause I've got a conspiracy theory for you. Oh, okay. Yeah. You, you wouldn't tell me what this
01:32was pre show. No, but I wanted to give you the latest from club Rossini. Okay. And I want you
01:38to
01:38tell me if this is a 42 year old grown ass woman, mother of two married or a 15 year
01:44old girl,
01:46Diana Rossini tried to help Mike Vrabel get over a four game losing streak
01:52with a Spotify playlist. Wait, people still do that? Oh, baby. It gets better.
01:58It gets better. So apparently Diana Rossini's Spotify is not private and she made, she made a
02:11playlist and it was shared to one person, December 19th of 2022 called turning the page that coincided
02:22with a four game losing streak by the Tennessee Titans who were coached by Mike Vrabel.
02:30There's a lot of a frozen, let it go. It was shared. It was shit. No, we actually have some
02:36tracks
02:37from club Rossini. Okay. So it was shared with a user simply named Mike the day after they lost
02:43their fourth straight game and all signs pointed to being for Vrabel as it included songs. He is well
02:53known to play at practice. Here's the best part. Rossini upon this being discovered by the internet
03:02sleuths. Yeah. Has scrubbed her Spotify and the Mike accounting question. That name has been changed
03:12to Tycar. Tycar. T-Y-C-A-R. You know what that is? It's a combination of Vrabel's two kids
03:19names.
03:21Oh. This just gets better. It gets worse. By better, you mean worse. I should probably just throw
03:33every phone, laptop, tablet, and everything into the lake. No, I want to say this again.
03:40Are you a 15 year old girl? You made a playlist for a grown man on a four game losing
03:48streak.
03:50Diana, boobie, baby, you got to make it pro. Diana, one button click. This is bad enough,
03:56but like, dude. And then Vrabel being the sharp, he's as sharp as a pencil eraser. Yeah, he is. I
04:05think his kids' names are like Tyson and Carson. I'll change the account name to Tycar. No one will
04:10figure it out. Now we actually, do you want to know some of the songs that are on here? I
04:15was shocked
04:16he played these at practice. Allegedly, David, you've made a mega mix. This is the club Rossini
04:22turning the page playlist that sure seems like, sounds like, feels like, was shared with Mike
04:28Vrabel on December 19th of 2022. David.
04:47Oh my. Imagine this in practice.
04:57Anything else?
04:59Anything else?
05:02Anything else?
05:18Anything else?
05:23I mean, oh my.
05:30Can you imagine?
05:31There you go. That's how you break a four game losing streak.
05:35Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay. Yeah.
05:38And for once Rico ain't talking about me.
05:41That was not an epic slur.
05:43That means something different.
05:47That was after practice.
05:53This story gets better.
05:55So I'm not done.
05:56May I offer you something else?
05:58Wait.
05:58So we've gone from Vrabel shopping from his wife at the airport.
06:02He went to Hudson News for the, I'm sorry, I've been carrying a six year affair.
06:08To the Rossini mixtape.
06:09Right.
06:10I'm going to leave it in your locker.
06:12No.
06:12And I, and I mean this, and this, this isn't breaking news or anything, but I look, I have
06:17a very dear friend runs a very successful PR crisis management firm business and he said
06:23it straight away.
06:24He goes, Mike, if I drew a playbook of what not to do, like if I wanted to give a
06:30client
06:31a hand grenade and go like Seinfeld upside down world, it's everything.
06:38These two idiots have either been advised to do or have done.
06:42I mean, from the outright denial, the gaslighting, then the 10 minute rehab, the, the, the, the
06:50ridiculous public nature of what they were doing to the playlist, all of the airport.
06:56You know what?
06:57I'm going to miss the last day of the draft.
06:59I'm going to get some help and I'm back.
07:01Here's Vrabel after 10 minutes of rehab.
07:06Now, can I give you the last piece to this?
07:09Yes.
07:10Because this is the conspiracy part of it.
07:12It's amazing to me.
07:14So pro football talk recently, you've heard Sunday night football has parted ways with
07:21Chris Sims.
07:22Yeah.
07:22Okay.
07:23Chris does that show with Mike Floria and I want you to listen to this because this is
07:30a day before Chris was let go.
07:33They're talking about club Rossini.
07:35They're talking about Vrabel and Chris is about to spill some tea.
07:43Listen to this reaction by Florio, this interaction.
07:47And I want to remind you that shortly after this, Chris was let go from Sunday night football.
07:53Take a listen to this.
07:56Okay.
08:01We'll see you next morning.
08:03Thanks.
08:04Okay.
08:38That was weird and awkward.
08:40Day or two later, he's off Sunday Night Football.
08:44Wow.
08:46Club Rossini.
08:48I can't get enough.
08:49Yeah, I mean, just stop him right there.
08:52No, Football Talk has a section on rumors.
08:55No, no, stay on target.
08:58So here's why I did this.
08:59Outside of David, a pastor, making a mega mix of, you know.
09:05Right.
09:06No wonder A.J. Brown wanted out of Tennessee.
09:09This is the red zone drill?
09:12David, was Mr. Brightside on the playlist?
09:19Now, listen.
09:21I'm going to take him to market, two for one.
09:24So listen, I want to offer something, and I'm not saying it'll happen.
09:31I just, if we view this as a chess board, let me, I want to make sure I don't take
09:37this piece off the board.
09:39Vrabel is not the coach of the Patriots week one.
09:43Did you see the Albert Breer reporting today?
09:46Was it the possible candidates?
09:48No, the idea of basically this dude's been walking around like a zombie for two weeks, not the same guy
09:54in the building.
09:56Yeah, and then the other part of the reporting.
09:59Look, man, I don't know that that's going to happen, but I don't know that it's not.
10:04This story keeps getting worse.
10:06It keeps getting more absurd.
10:07It makes it look like you have a giant moron running a multi-billion dollar company who had an affair
10:15with another complete moron.
10:17And you start to wonder, okay, is this really who's going to lead my corporation?
10:23Because here's what I want to ask you.
10:24We've seen coaches get into some ish, right?
10:28How about Emei Adoka?
10:29We got fired.
10:31Right.
10:31Right?
10:31Right.
10:32Okay, well, Bill Belichick wasn't in the NFL when he decided to rock the cradle.
10:39All right, so him and Jordan Hudson, that's a different thing.
10:41The NFL had already moved on.
10:43Has any coach ever survived something like this?
10:47No, Mike.
10:48I mean, even though it's college, we've seen it locally here with our two schools.
10:52I mean, we joke about it, but Jerome Moore and Mel Tucker.
10:55Uh-oh.
10:56Both went out there.
10:57Tucker was fired mid-season.
10:59How about Urban Meyer?
11:00His little proctology on the dance floor.
11:02He got clipped.
11:03Yes.
11:04Am I crazy for thinking this is just because it's so embarrassing, he may end up stepping
11:11down.
11:12You know what?
11:13See, he's going to get asked about it all year.
11:15It is, Mike.
11:16How much of this do you think is up to his wife?
11:18Think about this.
11:19If they're going to try to make a relationship work, what happens when coach is coach?
11:23They're never home.
11:24Right.
11:24So I'm going to fix all this after a six-year sociopathic affair, but I won't be home for
11:31any of it.
11:31Hold on.
11:32I don't know how that tracks.
11:33Well, it tracks very easily, Mike.
11:34We've already seen it.
11:35It's the purple jumpsuit.
11:37That's going to fix everything.
11:38The one he picked up at the Salt Lake City Airport.
11:40Oh, at the Hudson News.
11:41Right.
11:41Got it.
11:42Honey, here you go.
11:43Here's a little souvenir of my infidelity.
11:45And every time you think of me, wear this suit.
11:48If she'd done it for six years, here's a fridge magnet.
11:50Right.
11:50I mean, welcome to Salt Lake.
11:54But I think it's more of the cover-up, not necessarily the crime.
11:57I think had he actually just come clean at the beginning, honestly, I think he would
12:03still be the coach.
12:03But it was the whole, we're seeing it was just like, you guys and blah, blah.
12:07And it's like, well, no.
12:09Okay.
12:10And then all of a sudden, he comes out with the admission, non-admission.
12:13I need help.
12:15Do you think Chris got clipped because he was about to spill some secrets?
12:18Absolutely.
12:19I think some NFL people were yelling walleye in his ear.
12:23Walleye!
12:24Walleye!
12:24Why would Mike Florio react that way?
12:27I have never heard him react that way.
12:28Because somebody was in his ear saying, stop, stop, no, no.
12:33Walleye.
12:33Club Rossini.
12:35We need some more of that turning the page list, David.
12:38My God.
12:41I'm sorry.
12:42I know.
12:42We'll get to Pistons.
12:43I just had to offer one segment.
12:45A little Cardi B.
12:45Uh-oh.
12:46Okay.
12:47All right.
12:48Special teams drill.
12:59What a couple of morons.
13:01Oh, my God.
13:03Okay.
13:03Yeah.
13:04I mean.
13:05We'll get some ticket texts, provided we can read them.
13:07Dude, the couple at Coldplay concert is laughing at these two.
13:10That's how bad it was.
13:12That's pretty good.
13:14248-539-9797.
13:17We'll get your thoughts.
13:18Am I crazy for thinking Vrabel resigns?
13:21And again, I don't really care what people do, but when you're this stupid about it.
13:25Oh, my God.
13:26What do you want me to do?
13:28A playlist?
13:29What are you, 15 years old?
13:31Keep your head up, playlist.
13:33And no, those songs were not featured on the list.
13:36Are you sure?
13:36That's just us being complete bleep holes.
13:38Are you sure?
13:39I, yes.
13:40And here's Rico.
13:41Vrabel's not into Cardi B.
13:42Okay.
13:43Okay.
13:44Please.
13:45All right.
13:48Okay.
13:50Guys at Matrix, I apologize.
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