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Is Andy Lee ready to tackle the wildest stories of the season? The Hundred is back and bigger than ever for Season 9, kicking off with a bang! Get ready for a fresh dose of hilarious and unbelievable tales that will have you questioning reality.
This episode dives headfirst into some truly bizarre real-life scenarios. From outrageous personal anecdotes to jaw-dropping events, Andy and his guests explore the limits of human experience and the stories that make us laugh, cry, and scratch our heads in disbelief. It's a perfect blend of humor and human curiosity.
Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions as we uncover the most captivating narratives. Whether it's through shared confessions or unexpected discoveries, this season promises to be packed with memorable moments and unforgettable conversations. Don't miss the start of what's sure to be a legendary season.
#TheHundred #AndyLee #Comedy
This episode dives headfirst into some truly bizarre real-life scenarios. From outrageous personal anecdotes to jaw-dropping events, Andy and his guests explore the limits of human experience and the stories that make us laugh, cry, and scratch our heads in disbelief. It's a perfect blend of humor and human curiosity.
Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions as we uncover the most captivating narratives. Whether it's through shared confessions or unexpected discoveries, this season promises to be packed with memorable moments and unforgettable conversations. Don't miss the start of what's sure to be a legendary season.
#TheHundred #AndyLee #Comedy
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00:00Tonight, 100 Australians from all logs of life
00:04are zooming in from across the country to be asked any question.
00:08They'll be joined by Mike Goldstein, Sophie Monk and Lloyd Langford
00:13as well as the Prime Minister of Australia.
00:15Who could get?
00:16He's about to find out how many people recognise him.
00:19It's all coming up on The 100 with Andy Lee!
00:24Hello, I'm Andy Lee and welcome back to Season 9 of The 100.
00:29And I only ever said we'd last eight.
00:31As always, I'm joined by 100 people up there
00:33who perfectly represent the cross-section of Australia.
00:36So according to the stats, 28 of you up there
00:39have cheated in a sporting match.
00:42And I get it.
00:43Sometimes cheating can give you the edge.
00:50Oh, no.
00:51Still missed.
00:52Tonight, it's a new season, so I'm changing things up.
00:55Not with my guests, you've seen them all before,
00:57but with the way I introduced them.
00:59Surnames first.
01:00It's Langford Lloyd!
01:04Next, she was born in London,
01:07but her DNA test proves she's 100% Gold Coast.
01:09It's Monk Sophie!
01:10Thank you!
01:13And finally, a man who keeps changing his address
01:16so I can't send him a letter of dismissal.
01:17It's Goldstein Mike!
01:21Let's jump into our first round.
01:23Check this out.
01:24Aussies spend a lot on dating.
01:26In fact, we fork out over half a billion dollars a year
01:29on dating apps and websites alone
01:31in search for the one.
01:33And, you know, I think it's worth it
01:35because if you find that perfect person,
01:37magic can happen.
01:48Every pot has a lid, doesn't it?
01:49So pull out my chair and tell me I look pretty.
01:51It's time to look at the stats on first dates.
01:56Hands on buzzers, please, panel.
01:5818% of Australians have ended their dinner date early
02:01because their date was what?
02:03So?
02:04A bit of a dick.
02:05Ha!
02:07True, but no, not the answer on my card.
02:10Lloyd?
02:11Because their date was pregnant.
02:14Yeah, I'm happy to split the bell
02:17but not the parenting of this child.
02:20What?
02:22Has this happened to you?
02:23Oh, thank you.
02:26No.
02:2718% of Australians have ended their dinner date early
02:29because their date was what?
02:30Lloyd Langford.
02:33LAUGHTER
02:3718% of Australians, that's a lot of dates Lloyd's been on.
02:40No, it's not that.
02:4118% of Australians have ended their dinner date early
02:43because their date was what?
02:45They eat with their mouth open.
02:46He's got it, yes!
02:48Oh!
02:50Points for Lloyd.
02:52Next question.
02:53To impress a first date,
02:5416% of Aussies have gone overboard on what?
02:58Mike.
02:59Research on the other person's social media.
03:02Oh!
03:03Like, you ask something like,
03:05oh, what a lovely trip you had in Barcelona in 2009.
03:08LAUGHTER
03:10Beautiful bikinis.
03:13Yes, you've got to be careful of that.
03:15It's not that.
03:16To impress a first date,
03:1716% of Aussies have gone overboard on what?
03:20They spend too much money.
03:21He's got it.
03:22Lloyd's got it.
03:23Oh, thank you.
03:24Yeah.
03:2616% of Aussies spend outside their means
03:29on a first date to try and impress them.
03:31Has someone done that in a hundred?
03:34Matt.
03:35Yeah.
03:36Hey, Matt.
03:36Hi, everyone.
03:37Talk us through the date.
03:39We'd fairly recently come out of a pretty long COVID lockdown.
03:42Yep.
03:43I thought it would be a good idea to do a really nice meal.
03:48Spent pretty big at Bennelong.
03:50Bennelong.
03:51That's at the Opera House, isn't it?
03:52A quite swanky restaurant.
03:55Yeah.
03:55And so was this a first date?
03:57Yep, first date.
03:58Really?
03:59Are you able to tell us how much it set you back?
04:01Yeah.
04:01It was close to a couple of grand.
04:03Oh!
04:05That's a full-on investment.
04:06Like, it should be like,
04:07if you pay that much, you can sue for half.
04:09Yeah.
04:10Almost, hey.
04:11Matt, did you immediately regret it?
04:13Did you know halfway through the date
04:15that it wasn't going to work out,
04:16or was it a fun night?
04:17No, it was a fun night.
04:18It's just that then, from that point on,
04:20we had to go out pretty much every night for meals.
04:23Oh, of course.
04:24You set the precinct.
04:25So you still dated this person,
04:27but they expected this level.
04:28Oh, a fuller level.
04:30Oh, Matt.
04:30How long did you date for, Matt?
04:32Four months.
04:33Wow.
04:34That's costly.
04:35Matt, thank you very much for sharing.
04:37We appreciate it.
04:4116% Aussies have spent too much on a first date.
04:44Just so you know,
04:45spending big doesn't always impress the date.
04:51Oh, my God.
04:57Next question.
04:59To get a first date,
05:012% of Aussies have borrowed what?
05:04Soph?
05:04One of those big fish that all the guys think is hot.
05:08It looks like the same fish.
05:10It's just like everyone wants the biggest fish, right?
05:13Oh, yeah.
05:13You're talking about the profile pic.
05:15Yeah.
05:15Doesn't that mean you're, like, the man?
05:17Incidentally, number one turn-off of females to males on a profile pic is a man holding
05:23a fish.
05:23Surely a fish holding a man would be more of a turn-off.
05:28It's true.
05:30To get a first date, 2% of Aussies have borrowed what?
05:33Lloyd?
05:34Like a, um, a dwarf butler.
05:39They, they're probably below waist height.
05:42A dog.
05:43He's got it.
05:43Yes.
05:44They borrow a dog.
05:45Yes.
05:462% of Aussies have borrowed a dog.
05:49And then you say it died?
05:50It's one of the most attractive things.
05:51Pardon?
05:51And then you say it died.
05:53Oh.
05:54Oh, on the next day.
05:55No, you can say that you were just taking care of the dog, but it's one of the leading,
06:00most attractive things to see in a park.
06:02Is it?
06:03Is someone with a dog, shows that they care.
06:05Someone up there borrowed a dog to try and get a date?
06:08It's a great way to start a relationship.
06:10Ken's done it.
06:11Look at him.
06:11How proud he is as well.
06:13Ken.
06:16Yeah, I, um, borrowed a friend's Labrador pup and I'd heard that, supposedly, it helps
06:21pick up women and, um, took the dog for a walk and got a lot of attraction, the dog
06:27did, not me.
06:28Yeah.
06:29And, um, managed to get a phone number out of it.
06:31Wow.
06:33So.
06:33Yeah.
06:35We're like, yes, you tricked her.
06:37Congratulations.
06:38So, so, from this phone number, did you go on a few dates?
06:42Yeah, we were together for a while, but I think after two weeks, she came over for the
06:47first time and asked where the puppy was and I had to come clean and say, look, it wasn't
06:50mine, it was a friend's and she said, well, it worked.
06:53Oh.
06:54There you go.
06:55I reckon I'm going to up the percent of people doing it.
06:57Thank you so much.
06:58Really appreciate it, Ken.
07:00Amazing.
07:022% of Aussies have borrowed a dog to get a first date.
07:05Some dogs will get more attention than others, I reckon.
07:13That dog looks smart.
07:15Cute dog.
07:17It's got a little mini dog in its handbag, I think.
07:19Next question.
07:2155% of Aussies find what meal to be a first date red flag?
07:26So.
07:27Like a vegan meal, because that sets up, you can't go to KFC, you can't, you know, that's
07:32a lifestyle of no.
07:34It's a lifestyle thing.
07:34I agree with you, it would be a red flag for me, but no broader than that.
07:38Uh, is it Beef Wellington and Leon Garfield?
07:49Is it Spaghetti Bolognese?
07:50She's got it.
07:51Yes.
07:52Spaghetti Bolognese.
07:55That shocks me.
07:56It's one of my favourites.
07:57I feel like that's a turn on.
07:58That is my death row meal.
08:00Really?
08:01Yeah.
08:01And then you can do the Lady and the Tramp trick?
08:03Yes.
08:04Yeah, well, 55% of Aussies find eating Spaghetti Bolognese on a first date a red flag.
08:10I mean, I don't think it is.
08:11I'm even happy for my date to do this.
08:17Correct.
08:20Yep.
08:22Still got both his lips.
08:23Incredible.
08:24Next question.
08:2521% of first dates have led to what?
08:30Pregnancy.
08:30No.
08:31Oh.
08:31It's probably the opposite of that.
08:34An abortion.
08:36Someone.
08:41I mean, you're not wrong.
08:43Yeah.
08:45Oh, yeah.
08:50That's great.
08:52I mean, it's so fair for you to say that, because that is probably the opposite, but...
09:01No, it's, um...
09:04Like that blocking each other on social media or...
09:07Even, well, yeah, one step before that.
09:10Like an argument.
09:11She's got it.
09:11She's got it, yeah.
09:12That's a lot.
09:14Yeah.
09:17Sorry.
09:18You're right, you're right.
09:19It's pre...
09:19The opposite of pregnancy is not an argument.
09:22Yeah, that's right.
09:2521% of first dates have led to an argument, and you can tell when the date is heading in
09:30that direction.
09:33Oh, no, he's way too into it.
09:35You can't celebrate that hard, man.
09:41It's the end of the round.
09:43But this is exciting.
09:44Our special guest tonight is this fellow.
09:46I'm keen to know how many in our 100 recognise him.
09:49Do you at home?
09:50I'm certainly drawing a blank.
09:52Anyway, we'll find out if our 100 do straight after the break.
09:55Don't go anywhere.
10:01APPLAUSE
10:09Welcome back to the 100.
10:11Let's do a quick check of the scores.
10:13Ooh, it's close to the top.
10:15Still anyone's game.
10:16OK, sitting next to me right now is a fairly important person.
10:19I'd better introduce them.
10:21Hello, important person.
10:22G'day.
10:23Good to see you.
10:24Hello, important person from here, respectfully.
10:28Yes, and for the panel, I haven't mentioned you by name yet.
10:31Because the first part of any guest coming on our show is,
10:35I say to the 100, how many of you recognise this person?
10:39So pop your answers in, 100.
10:41And how many people do you think might recognise you?
10:44If it's not high, I'm in trouble.
10:48It's probably pretty true.
10:49Yeah.
10:50All right, it's coming in.
10:51How many of 100 recognised our special guest?
10:5698%.
10:57Wow.
11:01Well, it's the highest we've ever had, just so you know.
11:04Yeah.
11:05Who are the two people who are leaving Australia at this point in time?
11:11They're allowed to remain anonymous up there.
11:13But does someone want to tell us who our special guest is?
11:16Matt.
11:17Matt, who is it?
11:19Ladies and gentlemen, the reigning, defending, undisputed,
11:23Prime Minister of Australia, Anthony Albanese.
11:28Matt!
11:29Well done!
11:32Gee, I could have done it better myself.
11:34He's correct.
11:35The Prime Minister of Australia, Anthony Albanese.
11:37Welcome, my friend.
11:38And thank you so much for being here.
11:40Can I get Matt to come around with you?
11:43Introduce us in that way?
11:45He's a pretty good hype man.
11:47Am I allowed to call you Albo?
11:48Sure.
11:49Okay.
11:49Albo.
11:50Doesn't feel right, does it?
11:51Mr Prime Minister, I've written a series of questions on these cards.
11:55You haven't seen those questions yet.
11:57Okay.
11:57But they're for you to ask the 100 panel.
12:00You have to guess how many of the 100 will say yes to Albo's.
12:04Mr Albo.
12:06Albo's questions.
12:07Take it away, Mr Prime Minister.
12:09Okay.
12:10In Australia, it's compulsory to vote.
12:13Pause.
12:13I want to ask you, do you think that's a good idea?
12:17It is a great idea because it means that just like government decisions affect everyone,
12:24everyone should have a say in them.
12:27And if you don't do that, you get to appeal to extremes
12:32because you've got to get people out emotionally to get them to vote,
12:36whereas it makes it more mainstream.
12:38Okay.
12:39Yeah.
12:39And you also get sausages as well, don't you?
12:43One of the great benefits.
12:44I mean, we have seen what can happen if it's not compulsory to vote.
12:57What do you really think of him?
13:03He's president of the United States.
13:06Yes.
13:06And I noticed that Sophie and Lloyd didn't have to stand up and salute when I walked in.
13:12What is appropriate protocol?
13:13Is there a certain...
13:15Like bow?
13:15Is it a courtesy?
13:16I reckon one of the great things about Australia is that there isn't that protocol.
13:22Oh.
13:22Is that we're, you know, we're just all people and all equals and people just say hi.
13:28Yep.
13:29Nice.
13:29It's a good thing.
13:32Done.
13:32What's the rest of the question, Albo?
13:34Oh, okay.
13:35Forgot what the first part was.
13:38What percent of the hundred wouldn't vote if they didn't have to?
13:43Pop your answers in, hundred.
13:45What percent of you wouldn't bother voting if you didn't have to?
13:49Panel, how many of them will say yes to that, that they wouldn't bother?
13:54Results are coming in from our hundred.
13:56Results are in.
13:57Let's see what the panel think.
13:59Ooh.
13:59Just 5% you reckon, Maya?
14:01Yeah.
14:01I think 5% wouldn't do it because either they can't figure out the mail-in ballots
14:06or they're not allowed around primary schools.
14:13Maybe.
14:15Got a chuckle out of the big guy.
14:1830% for you, Lloyd?
14:20I mean, I'm not allowed to vote because I'm not a citizen.
14:23Oh, yeah.
14:23But I just go for this.
14:24Well, you know who can change that?
14:28Can you?
14:29I can.
14:29See us after the show.
14:32All right.
14:33Let's see how many of our hundred wouldn't vote if it wasn't compulsory.
14:3927%.
14:39Lloyd gets the points on that one.
14:42Lloyd!
14:44Is that alarming?
14:45Is that where you thought it might be?
14:47I was hoping it would be lower, but fair enough.
14:49That's why it should be compulsory.
14:53What's your next question, please, Prime Minister?
14:55In my job, I often have to work with people I don't always see eye to eye with.
15:01Yes, pause, pause, pause.
15:02Oh, like who?
15:04We won't go down that path, but I'm sure within Australia and also overseas, you meet people
15:10with differing opinions.
15:11But what you're very good at, I've noticed, and most politicians are, is when the camera's
15:16around, you've got to go to everything's fine faith, don't you?
15:19You do.
15:20You do?
15:21You do.
15:21In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing it live.
15:23I was going to say, you stay there, Prime Minister.
15:26Say if I'm a dignitary or a foreign leader that you don't really like that much, but I'm
15:31coming to greet you, the cameras are on, let's see how good his fake face is.
15:37OK.
15:38All right.
15:48It looks very good.
15:51Who's got the weakest hand?
15:53Macron.
15:54True.
15:54No.
15:55Come on.
15:57In politics, do you whisper in each other's ear like, you're a dickhead.
16:03Yes.
16:03Is it a little bit like that when you're shamshake?
16:06No.
16:06There's no sweet nothings in his.
16:09Oh, OK.
16:10All right.
16:10What's the rest of the question?
16:12What percent of the hundred have pretended to like someone just to get something?
16:20Pop your answers in hundred.
16:22How many of you have pretended to like someone in order to get something?
16:26Panel do the same.
16:27Is this happening regularly?
16:29The results are in from our hundred.
16:31Let's see what our panel came up with.
16:32You're the highest, Lloyd.
16:3480%?
16:34Yep.
16:35I won't name the person, but the thing I got is a partnership visa.
16:41Oh!
16:49The thing you had, you should have said.
16:53Let's see what our hundred think.
16:55How many of you had pretended to like someone just to get something?
16:5934%.
16:59For more honest to her thought, Sophie gets the points for that one.
17:03All right.
17:05Next question, please, Albo.
17:07I DJ at bars and funraisers.
17:10Yeah, pause, pause.
17:11No, actually.
17:12Yes, he does.
17:13Yeah.
17:14And we've got some vision.
17:17Let's have a look.
17:20No.
17:21No, he's not.
17:25No, he's not.
17:27Wasn't the most confident I've seen a DJ with a beat drop.
17:30Well, you know, there were cameras on me.
17:32Yeah.
17:32He's humble.
17:33He's a humble DJ.
17:33So, how often do you get to do this past time?
17:35I haven't done it for a while because I'm busy with other things.
17:39Yeah.
17:39But I used to do it a fair bit for fundraisers for a charity largely called RecLink.
17:45Yep.
17:46And they do work with homeless people, young people essentially, getting them engaged through the arts and sport.
17:54Right.
17:54Amazing.
17:55What was your DJ, mate?
17:57DJ Albo.
17:59Do you have a go-to banger?
18:01I try to do audience participation songs.
18:04You take requests?
18:05No, no.
18:05The songs you sing along with and get into.
18:08Yeah, okay.
18:09What's the number one?
18:10Am I ever going to see your face again?
18:13What's the next?
18:14I get the greatest.
18:18That's the greatest.
18:19Amazing.
18:20And for some reason, people sing along just parts of that.
18:25What's the rest of the question, please, Albo?
18:27How many of the hundred have a hobby that surprises people?
18:32Well, we certainly got surprised by yours.
18:34Pop your own 100.
18:35How many of you have got a hobby that people would be surprised to hear about?
18:41Results are in.
18:41Let's see what our panel came up with.
18:43Ooh.
18:44You're the highest, so 40%?
18:45Yeah, I think everyone's got a secret talent.
18:48What would your secret hobby be?
18:50Because I reckon I know it.
18:51But I was very surprised when you told me that you sit at home gaming.
18:54Oh, yes.
18:55I thought you were going to say I play two recorders in harmony up my nose.
18:59And perfect harmony.
19:01No one wants to see it.
19:03But I am a gamer.
19:04Yeah, a gamer.
19:0525% Lloyd, you reckon?
19:07Yeah, I think some of them look like they have a hobby that would really surprise the
19:10local chief of police when he finally cracks the case.
19:16Yes.
19:17Mike, 30% for you.
19:19Yeah, I think a lot of people have hobbies they might be slightly embarrassed about, like
19:22magic or cosplay or DJing as a 62-year-old.
19:28Let's see from our 100 how many of you have a hobby that people would be surprised to hear
19:33about.
19:3417%.
19:35Lloyd gets the points on that one, Lloyd.
19:39It's the end of the round and we've got to let our guest go.
19:42Of course, he's got more important things to do, including firing his media manager for
19:46letting him on this show.
19:47But thank you so much for coming on.
19:48Thanks so much.
19:51Oh, yes.
19:52Thanks.
19:54For the 100 straight after this.
20:09Welcome back to our first episode of The 100 for this season.
20:13And it's time to grab a drink and jump into the pub test.
20:19In this round, I'm going to present The 100 with a bunch of different scenarios.
20:23Panel, you have to decide whether or not these scenarios are fair and reasonable.
20:28In other words, do they pass the pub test?
20:31Bottoms up, 100.
20:32Cheers.
20:33Cheers.
20:34Cheers.
20:36No, that wasn't.
20:37No.
20:38I didn't go first.
20:39You don't.
20:40You've got little ears, actually.
20:41If anything, they're too small.
20:45Let's jump into it.
20:47First question.
20:48Yes or no?
20:50Can you break up with someone just before Christmas?
20:53Let's say a week out.
20:56Is it okay to break up with someone a week before Christmas?
21:01Salt's in.
21:02Let's see.
21:03Are the panel unanimous?
21:04They all say yes.
21:06I feel like it's the perfect time to do it because you're around family.
21:09You know, like, you've got time to...
21:11You're going to look hot because you get new presents, new clothes.
21:14Right.
21:14You go out, everyone's...
21:16It's summer.
21:17Yeah.
21:17It's probably the perfect time to be dumped.
21:19Yeah, it's one less gift to buy.
21:21Yeah.
21:23You've probably already bought the gift though a week out and you've got...
21:26No, that's why you break up with them.
21:27You don't have a gift yet.
21:29LAUGHTER
21:31Let's see what our hundred think.
21:33Is it okay to break up with someone a week before Christmas?
21:3675% say yes, you guys.
21:37Yeah.
21:38You're on the money.
21:38Well done.
21:39Pencil around.
21:42Who in the hundred has gone through a breakup close to Christmas?
21:48Melanie.
21:50Hey, Melanie.
21:51Hey, Melanie, how close was it?
21:53About five days.
21:54Oh.
21:55I can't believe all of you were saying that's okay.
21:57It's not okay, is it?
21:58I'm with you, Melanie.
21:59No, it's never okay.
22:00Wait, did you do the breaking up or you got broken up with?
22:03No, I was the one that got dumped.
22:07He asked me to come to his work Christmas party.
22:10Yeah.
22:11And on the way home from the Christmas party,
22:13he told me that he didn't want to continue the relationship.
22:17Oh.
22:17That's horrible.
22:19Melanie, just quickly.
22:20Yeah.
22:21Did you do something at the Christmas party?
22:22Yeah.
22:23Well, that's what I'm trying to think of.
22:25I don't think so.
22:25You don't think so?
22:26No, he just had it in his mind.
22:27Okay, so that's what he wanted to tell you.
22:28And what kind of preparation had you had for that Christmas
22:31with his family or between the two of you?
22:33Yeah, with his family.
22:34So I'd gone and bought all his family Christmas presents.
22:37Oh.
22:37Oh.
22:38And when he came up to pick up his stuff,
22:40I actually gave him the presents.
22:42Oh, no, no.
22:43Oh.
22:44Melanie, I'm glad he's out of your life.
22:45Thanks so much for sharing.
22:49I'm surprised at that.
22:5075% of the Hamilton it's fine to break up at Christmas time.
22:54I mean, it's an emotional period.
22:56You can usually tell the ones that have recently gone through a tough time.
23:06Whoa, that's personal.
23:07A young Melanie taking it out.
23:10Next question for the pub, everybody.
23:12Yes or no?
23:13Is it okay to sing along at a concert?
23:16Or are you ruining it for those around you?
23:19Is it okay to sing along at a concert?
23:20Pop your answers in.
23:22Panel do the same.
23:25Results are in.
23:26Let's see what the panel think.
23:27Ooh.
23:29Mike, you think no?
23:30Well, I do think it depends as well.
23:32Like, on one hand, I don't want some idiot to ruin a song I like.
23:35If I wanted that, I'd watch Australian Idol.
23:38Right?
23:40But on the other hand, I think it's fine unless it's a rap concert and you're hitting certain
23:44words a little too enthusiastically.
23:47Very cool.
23:48Very cool.
23:48Let's see what our 100 think.
23:50Is it okay to sing along at a concert?
23:5395% say yes.
23:55So get the points on that one.
23:57That's a lot of people count.
23:58Yeah.
24:01Next one.
24:01This is for those who like to snoop.
24:04Is it okay, 100 yes or no, to read a partner's text messages without them knowing?
24:11Results coming in.
24:13Results are in.
24:14Let's see what our panel think.
24:17Mike.
24:17Mm.
24:18You think yes?
24:19Yeah, it's called taking an interest in her life.
24:25Yes.
24:26Very romantic.
24:29You're a no, Lloyd.
24:30I just, I mean, I can't be bothered reading my own text messages.
24:34It feels like additional admin.
24:36Yeah, I hear that.
24:38So if you're a no as well.
24:39No, because I'll go until I'll find something that I don't want to find.
24:43Yeah.
24:43Have you done it before?
24:43And it won't even be that bad.
24:44Yeah, but you misconstrue things in words and emojis can mean something else.
24:49Yep.
24:49You know?
24:50Yeah.
24:50It's pretty intense in there.
24:52Don't go in there.
24:53Yeah.
24:53All right, 100.
24:55How many think it's okay to look at a partner's text messages without them knowing?
24:59Yeah.
24:5972% say no.
25:01You two get the points of that one.
25:02Bad luck, Mike.
25:0572% of the 100 think it's not okay to read a partner's texts.
25:10Sometimes it's hard not to read their text messages.
25:14Oh, the big font will give you away.
25:16Oh, no.
25:20Oh, no.
25:26Is that Anthony Albanese?
25:29It didn't look like that.
25:31It's closing time.
25:33But I'd love to know, is there someone up there that has found something that they
25:37didn't like when going through a partner's phone?
25:41There is?
25:43Well, we'll get that straight up at the break.
26:00Welcome back to The 100.
26:01Before the break, we were chatting phone snooping.
26:04And, Belle, you got a bit of a surprise when you went through someone's phone.
26:08Who was it?
26:09Belle?
26:09He was my ex-partner.
26:11Okay.
26:11But he was your partner at the time?
26:13Yes, he was.
26:15I actually found out he was cheating on me.
26:17Okay.
26:18It was a message from her letting someone know that she was pregnant.
26:21Oh!
26:22Oh, God, that's...
26:24Right.
26:25So...
26:25Why cheating?
26:25I was actually a month pregnant to myself, so...
26:28Oh, God!
26:29Oh, my God.
26:30Gosh.
26:30This guy.
26:31What a foo, Tyler Martin.
26:33Yeah.
26:35When did we turn into Jerry Springer?
26:37I know!
26:38I know!
26:38So, Belle, did you see the notification come up and that was the girl's name?
26:43Yes.
26:45And was he not around so you went, I'll have a quick look at this?
26:48Yes, that's right.
26:49He was in the shower at the time.
26:50Well, how do you confront someone...
26:52In the shower?
26:53Like, do you go in the shower?
26:54Do you wait for them to come out?
26:55Do you wait for them to dry and then you bring it up?
26:57Oh, yeah.
26:58I waited for him to get dressed and stuff, because I thought that if he was going to,
27:01you know, run out or whatever, he would just run out.
27:03I didn't want him to be naked, obviously.
27:05That's nice of you.
27:06But, um...
27:07Yes.
27:07I had fun with him and, yeah, he was denial of it.
27:10But, you know, you can't deny these things.
27:13Yeah, right.
27:14It turned out to be true.
27:15So, is it an instant break-up for you?
27:17I mean, he's going to be the father of your child.
27:19So, how do you try and reconcile that in your brain?
27:23Um, yeah, it was an instant break-up.
27:24I had two kids with him as well, so this was our third.
27:27Oh!
27:28So, but, yeah, nah.
27:30Just couldn't do it.
27:31It was too much.
27:32Well, good for you, Belle.
27:33Thank you so much for sharing.
27:35We really appreciate it.
27:38Amazing.
27:42It's time to play a brand new game for this season.
27:44It's called Servicing the Stars.
27:50In this game, we're going to meet a member of our hundred
27:53who has done some work for a celebrity panel.
27:56From a line-up of celebrities, you have to try and guess
27:59which celebrity it was.
28:01So, first up playing is Annie.
28:04Hello, Annie.
28:04Hey, Annie.
28:06Annie is a beautician.
28:08And she waxed a notable Australian celebrity from Neighbours.
28:14Waxed.
28:14Waxed.
28:15I hope it wasn't Bouncer.
28:19It wasn't Bouncer, but it could have been one of these four people.
28:22Was it Delta Goodrum?
28:24Was it Holly Valance?
28:26Was it Madeline West?
28:28Or was it Ryan Maloney?
28:33Who...
28:33I feel rude asking, but where, what area did you wax?
28:37So, I waxed a half leg and lip and eyebrows.
28:43Eyebrows?
28:43So, do you wax eyebrows?
28:45Yeah.
28:45Oh.
28:46If you get in the, like, monobrowse and underneath,
28:48you get hairs that come down your cheeks sometimes.
28:51Okay.
28:52Yeah.
28:52Nice.
28:53If you...
28:55If you did wax everywhere, would you have to work around
28:58this person's toadfish?
29:04Was it the first time you'd waxed this celebrity,
29:07or were they a regular client?
29:09Um, became a regular client, but yes,
29:11that was the very first time.
29:12I was so nervous.
29:14Yeah.
29:14Don't you have, like, a cord of secrecy?
29:17Like a...
29:17I was thinking that.
29:18A waxer's pact or something that you've just...
29:20I was hoping, because we're going to find out
29:22who has a massage.
29:26Well, no, they don't.
29:27If you go and see...
29:28Oh, they don't used to.
29:30Yeah.
29:30Any other questions?
29:31How is this...
29:31How is this person to deal with?
29:33Were they nice?
29:33Were they rude?
29:34Yeah.
29:35Really, really lovely.
29:36Yeah.
29:36Really nice.
29:37Has Holly Volantz got...
29:39Is she the one that's gone really right-wing?
29:41Oh.
29:42I don't...
29:42Really?
29:42Yeah.
29:43She's really wealthy now.
29:44I'm just wondering if you waxed off a very small moustache.
29:52I know you're being on a corner.
29:54Oh, no.
29:55I didn't know.
29:56Oh, no.
29:57All right.
29:58Let's pop our answers in.
30:01Who do you think it was?
30:02Delta?
30:03Holly?
30:04Madeline?
30:05Or Ryan?
30:06Oh, it's hard.
30:07Who would have a moustache?
30:10And I'm not judging, because I have a little one myself.
30:13Mmm.
30:14I didn't have to say that at all, did I?
30:16Maybe we'll cut that out.
30:17But we appreciate it.
30:18Like, why did I volunteer that info?
30:20Um.
30:21Okay.
30:22Let's see what our panel have come up with.
30:25Ooh.
30:26Two Hollies and a Delta.
30:27Why'd you say Holly Soph?
30:29She's so perfect, I'm just hoping she's a bit hairy.
30:31Yeah.
30:34Uh, Annie, who was your celebrity customer?
30:38It was Madeline Wentz.
30:40Oh.
30:41Yes.
30:41There you go.
30:42None of you get the points.
30:43Annie, thank you so much for joining us.
30:45Really appreciate it.
30:46Amazing.
30:49We've got time for one more.
30:51Our final worker, Sabian.
30:52How are you, Sabian?
30:54Good mate, how are you?
30:55Hey, Sab.
30:56Sabian works in a phone shop and he fixed a mobile phone
30:59for one of these celebrities.
31:01Was it Eric Banner?
31:03Was it Kyle Sandilance?
31:05Was it Hugo Weaving?
31:07Or was it Russell Crowe?
31:11Oh.
31:11And they just rocked up themselves and handed it to you?
31:16So they didn't have a helper?
31:17Did this person break their phone by throwing it at someone?
31:23Being pushed into a pool.
31:25Oh, he'd been pushed into a pool and hence it had malfunctioned.
31:29How many people did it take to push them into the pool?
31:34Why would you ask that question?
31:35I'm just trying to rule out Sandilance.
31:39Did you get a glimpse of anything that was on the phone?
31:42Yeah, the phone came in dead and I spent an hour with him
31:45getting it up and running again so he could back up his photos.
31:49Oh, so you saw some of the photos?
31:51Yep.
31:52Gee, you wouldn't want to see Kyle Sandilance.
31:57Was there some risque photos in there?
32:00I did see them with a friend in their budgie smugglers.
32:06Oh.
32:08Right.
32:08Gee, that paints an interesting picture, doesn't it?
32:10I'm so confused now.
32:12Yeah.
32:12I hope it's Banner.
32:15Okay, guys, that's all the information we've got from Sabian.
32:18Oh, that's so hard.
32:18Pop your answers in.
32:19Banner, Sandilance, Weaving or Crow?
32:27Oh, look at us all.
32:28Oh, that's the panelist.
32:30What have you come up with?
32:31You're both all surprised.
32:32You all think Weaving.
32:34Yeah.
32:34Why Weaving, Lloyd?
32:35I just felt like of those four, he was probably the most likely to just go in on his own
32:41to fix his phone.
32:42Also, I reckon the easiest to get into a pool.
32:45Yeah.
32:49Sabian, who was your celebrity customer?
32:52It was Hugo Weaving.
32:58I love Hugo Weaving.
33:00Is he as great as I would hope?
33:03Yeah, he was a legend.
33:05I heard he asked after me again later after I'd left that store.
33:09Amazing.
33:10Sabian, thank you so much.
33:10Really appreciate it.
33:13A complete servicing the stars.
33:15Stick around, though, because after the break we'll find out how many Aussies have a robot at home.
33:19So, see you then.
33:33Welcome back to the 100.
33:35The scores are up there.
33:37Still anyone's game.
33:40On to our next topic.
33:41I saw an article this week that reminded me that some technological devices certainly make our lives easier, but don't
33:47always make them better.
33:48It was a story about a professional footballer whose wife caught him cheating when she saw him and his mistress
33:53through their remote doorbell cameras.
33:57Silly boy.
33:58I know.
33:58I mean, there's foolproof ways to sneak around doorbell cameras.
34:10So, plug in, power up and let's look at the stats on devices.
34:16Hands on buzzers, please, panel.
34:198% of Aussies sleep with what piece of technology?
34:23The breathing device that stops you snoring?
34:26She's got it.
34:27Yeah, a sleep apnea machine.
34:318% of us have a sleep apnea machine.
34:35Is there someone up there that sleeps like Darth Vader?
34:39Oh, Kira.
34:42This is me.
34:43I am Darth Vader.
34:44I like how you're in black as well.
34:46This is great.
34:47Kira, when did you start using a sleep apnea machine?
34:50About 18 months ago, I did a bit of a health overhaul after getting diagnosed with MS.
34:56So, checked everything else out.
34:58And my partner was like, how about you check out that snoring?
35:01So, I did the sleep test, found out I had sleep apnea and became Darth Vader.
35:08And is the machine awesome?
35:10Like, do you have great dreams?
35:11It's the best thing.
35:12Is it?
35:12Yeah, it's the best thing I've ever done.
35:14And as crazy as it is and weird, I've never slept better in my life.
35:20Oh, I thought you were going to say the sex better than ever.
35:22No, not at all.
35:24Even I don't want to look at my own reflection with it on.
35:27I've got it here.
35:28I'm like, look at it.
35:29No.
35:30Yes.
35:30So, I'll sit there and read for a while and then turn the light off and then don't even
35:34look at myself when I put it on.
35:36But then I love myself when I wake up because it's had the best sleep.
35:39Because you've slept.
35:40Unbelievable.
35:41Thank you so much.
35:41Really appreciate it, Kira.
35:448% Aussies have a sleep apnea machine.
35:48You can tell when someone needs one.
36:00The next question involves some pictures, guys.
36:05What percent of the hundred can identify these devices?
36:08I'll put the device up.
36:09Have a look.
36:10Hundred.
36:11Who knows what that is?
36:12It's a simple yes, no.
36:13What percent of them know what that is, do you think?
36:16Results going in behind that picture.
36:21Results are in, let's have a look at the panel camera with.
36:24Would it help you to say that I've got one?
36:26You have one.
36:27Go on.
36:27Is it vintage?
36:29No.
36:30I've replaced it.
36:31I've upgraded along the ride.
36:34Mike, do you know what it is?
36:35I have no idea.
36:36It looks like a budget Alexa and a drug dealer's beeper.
36:41Lloyd, do you know what it is?
36:42Is it a rain gauge?
36:44He's got it.
36:45He's got it.
36:47A rain gauge.
36:49Why do you need a rain gauge?
36:51Because my dad loves logging how much rain we've had.
36:56And now you do.
36:57I actually asked for a golf range finder.
37:01He thought I said rain finder, so at Christmas I unpacked one of those.
37:06Oh, cute.
37:06And then he'll call me and say, how much rain have you had at your place?
37:09And I'll tell him.
37:10And he only lives three suburbs away and he tells me how much he's had.
37:15Is it different ever?
37:16Yeah.
37:17It can be different.
37:18It's very exciting.
37:19This is how men show their love.
37:24One drop at a time, Lloyd.
37:26Let's see how many of our hundred recognise that device.
37:3121% so gets the points on that one.
37:38Let's have a look one more device.
37:40There it is there.
37:42Without saying what it is.
37:43Hundred.
37:43Have a look at it.
37:44Do you recognise that?
37:45Yes or no?
37:47Panel, pop your answers in as well.
37:48How many of our hundred do you think recognise that device?
37:54Results coming in.
37:56Results are in.
37:58Let's see what our panel said.
38:0020% Mike.
38:01Yeah.
38:02I mean, that's, I don't know what it is.
38:04That's a thing I grabbed out of the fridge at my sister's place and drank out of.
38:09It was delicious.
38:10Did everyone prove that?
38:14I would have thought you would know what it might be, Lloyd, having a recent child.
38:19Same.
38:19Yes, yes.
38:19I think the scientific name is a tip milker.
38:26It is a breast pump.
38:27I thought it was an air horn originally.
38:29Two.
38:31Let's see how many of our hundred recognise that device.
38:3588% Soph with an O in.
38:38Well done.
38:39Well done.
38:41Hands back on buzzers, guys.
38:4420% of Australian parents give their children a phone for what reason?
38:49For what?
38:49Oh.
38:50To spy on them?
38:51Oh, sorry.
38:52To locate them.
38:53To locate them is right.
38:54Yes.
38:56Soph's on fire.
38:5820% of Australian parents give a phone to their kids to track them.
39:02And I've said it before, some kids are easier to track than others.
39:06Hide a seek.
39:08One.
39:09Two.
39:11Three.
39:12Four.
39:14Five.
39:15Oh, crazy.
39:18It's the end of the round, but is there someone in our hundred who does this?
39:23Who's tracking a lot of people?
39:25There is?
39:26I want to see if they've found anything mischievous.
39:28It's right after this.
39:29Don't go anywhere.
39:44Welcome back to The 100.
39:45Before the break, we're talking about phone tracking and it turns out Marcel is the
39:50master of doing this.
39:52Marcel, how many people are you tracking?
39:55About 15.
39:58And do they all know that you're tracking them?
40:01All but one.
40:02Rich.
40:03It's a family app and everyone can see where everyone is, so it works really well.
40:08Has it got anyone into trouble?
40:10No.
40:11It gives me palpitations sometimes.
40:13Why is that?
40:14Youngest daughter turning 18, running the wilds of Sydney CBD and Paddington.
40:21Oh, right.
40:21And would you sit at home and try and watch and see where she might be?
40:24Well, she would want us to pick her up at 3am in Oxford Street so we used to have a
40:29home restaurant.
40:30Jesus.
40:30Hang on.
40:30Can these people not turn it off?
40:32They do it voluntarily.
40:33They don't want to turn it off.
40:35Would you let Josh track you?
40:37Yeah.
40:38I want to be tracked.
40:39I'm so...
40:39I get lost.
40:43Marcel, thank you so much for sharing.
40:44Really appreciate it.
40:49Well, it's the end of the show.
40:50It's been a huge one back and it's now time to find out tonight's winner.
40:58And tonight's winner will receive the Prime Minister's parliamentary security pass that
41:04he left behind.
41:06And that person is Sophie Mung!
41:14But it's not about you people over there, it's about the people up there.
41:19And tonight on the show we've talked about snooping on phones, tracking family members
41:22and cheating husbands.
41:23So we thought it only fitting to end the show by finding Australia's most sneaky person.
41:29Hunter, I'm going to ask you a series of questions.
41:31If you answer yes to these questions, please leave your camera on.
41:34If it's a no, we'll see you next time.
41:36Here.
41:37We.
41:38Go.
41:41If you've ever snuck food or drinks into a cinema, leave your camera on.
41:48Pretty much everybody.
41:51Makes you feel less guilty.
41:53Yeah, fair enough.
41:54Okay, hopefully we can get through a few more of these.
41:58If you currently use someone else's streaming account without them knowing, leave your camera on.
42:08Oh, heaps of people.
42:10Oh my gosh.
42:13Any of you guys do that?
42:15No, heaps of people do it to me, I think.
42:17Yeah.
42:18If you check into a hotel and they've stayed logged in to their, like, Amazon Prime.
42:22It's fair game.
42:23I'm buying every movie on it.
42:27All right, we lost a bunch there.
42:30If you've ever taken a work call or Zoom while on holiday and pretended you were working.
42:44If you've ever stolen alcohol from your parents' stash, this is obviously a while ago, and replaced it with water.
42:55Oh, yeah.
42:56Classic.
42:57That old chestnut, yeah.
43:00Don't do it with vodka that lives in the freezer, by the way.
43:05They can pick up on it.
43:07If you've ever bought takeaway and passed it off as your own home cooking.
43:18Okay.
43:19If you have a hidden contact on your phone saved under another name.
43:27Oh.
43:29Oh.
43:30Oh.
43:31Oh.
43:32Oh.
43:32Oh.
43:34Tristan.
43:36Oh, no.
43:40I'm not sure.
43:42It's the honour you wanted, but it's the honour you have.
43:45You're Australia's most sneaky person.
43:47You've got the opportunity, though, to sign off tonight's show, Tristan.
43:50Go for it.
43:51No worries.
43:52It's been a fantastic day.
43:54Thanks, Elmo.
43:55Bye, everybody.
43:56On you, Tristan.
43:58You sneaky guy.
44:01Huge thank you to our fantastic guests tonight.
44:03Lloyd Langford, Sophie Monk and Mike Goldstein.
44:06And, of course, the five minutes of this country.
44:09If you missed any of that, you can see it on 9 now.
44:13It's great to be back.
44:14Goodnight, Australia.
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