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The Last Leg - Season 34 - Episode 07
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00:02What the hell is going on?
00:04Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:06So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:08These simple rhymes be good for your health
00:11Keep them trying rhymes getting sharp
00:13Live my life like I just don't care
00:15Five guys will leave us never scared
00:18Rating noise is the moment they fear
00:20Get up, set up here for our door
00:22Get up and throw your hands in the air
00:25Get up and shoot in the way
00:27Get up, get up, get up
00:38Salute a magpie, secure your mirrors
00:40And knock on your wooden leg
00:41It's Friday the 13th, we're live
00:43And it's time for the last leg
00:47Tonight on the show, America and Iran trade shots
00:50We crack open a cold one at the Winter Paralympics
00:53And our banknotes get a refreshing spritz
00:56Plus we'll be joined by comedians Richard Ayoati
00:59And Michelle Wolf
01:00On the show that always laps up the news
01:11Good night
01:15Hi I'm Adam Hill
01:17Welcome to the last leg
01:18The show that saw this photo released today
01:20Of Andrew Epstein and Mandelson
01:22And thought that's the hardest game of shag, marry, kill ever
01:26He's always with the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe
01:28And the man who thought the Strait of Hormuz
01:30Was the Middle Eastern equivalent of Queer Eye
01:32Alex Brooker
01:39Loads to get through tonight, loads to get through
01:41But before we do, every now and then
01:42Okay, so something happens before the show
01:44And it happened tonight and always happens
01:46When Josh and Alex come out here
01:48I introduce them to the audience
01:49And we always do a little bit of a fist bump
01:51Yeah
01:51Or shake hands or whatever
01:52And last week we did, Josh and I did the
01:55Because we're cool middle class, middle aged men, aren't we
01:58And then we got to Alex and did the fist bump
02:00And when I did
02:02And I went, oh you can't do it
02:04No, no, no
02:05I don't
02:06I mean mainly because
02:07Like I am 41
02:10Not a jock in High School Musical
02:12But no
02:14I can't believe
02:15But you've been doing that to me
02:16For so long
02:17Yeah
02:17For so long you've been doing it
02:19And you've only
02:19You've only just noticed
02:21Like you've only just noticed
02:22You're the only one that climaxes
02:24You're such an unattentive
02:26But no, I don't
02:27I do kind of
02:28I kind of
02:29I pay
02:29I do a little bit
02:31It's not really an explosion is it
02:32It's more just a
02:33A little sprinkle of like
02:36Napalm
02:37Which is also what my Scottish mates call me
02:39But
02:40I mean it all
02:41To be honest
02:42I mean, yeah
02:44I felt really bad about this
02:45I felt really bad about this
02:46But then look
02:47You did feel bad
02:48And I felt bad that you felt bad
02:50Because on the plus side
02:51Like if you did it to Josh
02:52Yeah
02:52And went
02:53And then you came up to me and went
02:56Fuck that
02:58Imagine if I did that to Josh
02:59I went
03:00And then I looked to you and went
03:01All the explosions already happened
03:05So I felt
03:06So I've had something made up for you
03:08It's a little present here
03:09I've had a fist made up
03:12That when you give me a fist bump
03:14A little explosion will happen
03:16So can you
03:16Alright, you ready?
03:18Okay
03:18I hope this is going to work
03:19Ready?
03:20One, two, three
03:21Whoa!
03:30It doesn't stop
03:31Oh jeez
03:31You look like you've wanked off a troll now
03:35But am I allowed to keep this?
03:37Yeah
03:37I'm going to have a good night
03:38After this show
03:46Look we are live
03:47As Penny Mordent found out last week
03:51So you can send any questions you want to ask us about the news
03:55Instagram
03:55Hashtags is it okay
03:56Whatsapp
03:57The number is 07956175908
03:59You can scan the QR code on your screen
04:02For example
04:03Is it okay that the Bank of England
04:04Is going to replace historical figures
04:06With images of UK wildlife
04:08On its next series of banknotes
04:10And it's going to let the public choose which animals
04:14No!
04:15Because if I know the British public
04:16Those animals will be
04:17Peppa Pig
04:18Gromit
04:19And a fox eating a nappy out of a bin
04:22Before you know it
04:22All paper money will be called
04:24Notey McNoteface
04:26So they've gone for
04:27They've gone for animals
04:28Yeah
04:28That's what they're going to put
04:29Is it
04:30Is it basically
04:31Because they're worried now
04:32With people
04:32You don't know who's going to get cancelled
04:34Anymore in the future
04:35So they think they're safe
04:37Yep
04:37Going with animals
04:38But you wait until they find out
04:40That there's a squirrel named
04:41In the Epstein files
04:45Nigel Farage spoke out about that this week
04:47And a lot of people have
04:48Blaming wokery or PC gone mad
04:50But the truth is
04:51There was a public consultation
04:5260% of people chose wildlife
04:55And Nigel Farage should know
04:56You have to respect the will of the people
04:58Lib Dem leader Ed Davey
05:00Was also up in arms
05:01Although his message seemed
05:02More accidentally comedic
05:05Winston Churchill
05:06Helped save our country
05:08And the whole of Europe
05:09From fascism
05:11He deserves better
05:12Than being replaced by a badger
05:20The next bit is
05:22Replace him with two badgers
05:24In a long coat
05:26Like they're going to the cinema
05:28Look it's not like
05:29Winston Churchill's being erased from history
05:31He's still remembered by the war rooms
05:32The statue in Parliament Square
05:34The dog in the adverts
05:38Look we thought we'd do
05:39Something different tonight
05:40We've got a comedian and illustrator
05:41Of the best-selling Adam Kay books
05:43Henry Packer here
05:44And he's going to draw
05:46A banknote throughout the show tonight
05:48Henry thank you so much for being here
05:50Absolute pleasure
05:51Can we start though with my suggestion
05:54A quick illustration of a fox
05:56Eating a nappy out of a bin
05:57Okay
05:58A fox eating a nappy out of a bin
06:00Okay
06:00Let's do it
06:03So start with the nose
06:05This is a classic UK fox
06:07Yep
06:09Okay so that's the gob
06:11This has changed into a very different show hasn't it
06:14The triangular ears
06:16The key feature
06:17Well that is a good fox isn't it
06:18The nappy
06:19Yep
06:20So it's out of a bin
06:21Right so as an illustrator
06:23We tend to go for the old school bins
06:25It's the
06:27Oh lovely
06:28Yeah
06:32Soil's nappy
06:33Yeah
06:34Of course
06:36Who throws out a clean nappy
06:39Fair dues
06:40Level of soiling
06:41Oh no
06:44Oh brooker on a saturday morning
06:48Brooker on a saturday night
06:49Okay
06:50Okay so that's a really really deeply heavy soil
06:52Yeah
06:53Perfect
06:53There's some dripping going down the side of the bin
06:55Okay
06:56Right so the fox
06:57Okay
06:58Oh yes
06:58For the fox
07:00Do you want it on a stepladder
07:01To be
07:03To be able to reach the
07:05Or high heels
07:05That's the choice
07:06Or can it be both
07:08I've never done that before
07:09But let's try it
07:10Yeah
07:11So the front legs are on a stepladder
07:13Yeah
07:14Imagine people just tuning in
07:16Thinking Alex Brooker's got better
07:17Ain't he
07:20Okay
07:21We've got the classic tail
07:22Obviously
07:22Yep
07:23Lovely
07:23And the rear legs
07:24In a nice pair
07:26Of
07:28Nice
07:29Quite sexy
07:30Oh lovely
07:31Yep
07:32Sexy high heels
07:34And
07:35Just as an illustrator
07:36I'm legally bound
07:37If I draw a bin
07:38To draw a
07:39Fish skeleton
07:41Sicking out of it
07:42And a banana skin
07:43In the foreground
07:44Also here's
07:45Just some shit
07:46UK weather
07:49And um
07:50Yeah
07:52There you go
07:52That's
07:53I mean for me
07:53That's the fiver
08:01Throughout the show
08:02Henry's going to be creating
08:03A pound note
08:05Based on
08:06Whatever we talk about
08:07In the show
08:07Basically
08:08Whatever comes up
08:09It's going to go on the note
08:10Thank you Henry
08:11Alright let's get into
08:12The big story now
08:12Joe said
08:13Is it okay
08:13That the chaotic war
08:14Has continued
08:15Between US
08:16Israel
08:16And Iran
08:17Good luck
08:18Henry
08:22This week
08:23America and Israel
08:24Continued to take
08:25Iran
08:25And Lebanon
08:26Meanwhile
08:26Iran
08:26Fired missiles
08:27At everything
08:28In sight
08:28It kind of feels like
08:29Iran right now
08:30Is basically
08:31The kid at school
08:32In a fight
08:33Who just does this
08:34To try and take everyone out
08:36It's really hard to do
08:37Without hitting the desk
08:38Iran are hoping
08:39They can cause
08:40Enough disruption
08:40To the world's
08:41Energy supplies
08:42That they can stop
08:42America and Israel
08:43From attacking them
08:44Now they can do this
08:46Because 20%
08:47Of the world's
08:47Oil and gas supplies
08:49Pass through something
08:49Called the Strait of Hormuz
08:51Which is right below Iran
08:52Supposed
08:53Oh sorry Josh
08:54Isn't that just
08:55The start of EastEnders
08:59You know what's interesting
09:01As the bombs fell
09:01Last week
09:02They went
09:05Oh yes
09:11So what I found out
09:12This week
09:12Is basically
09:13For the ships
09:14The ships that are
09:15Getting through
09:15Basically the way
09:17They're getting through
09:17To avoid being hit
09:18By Iranian missiles
09:19What they're saying
09:20Is that they're saying
09:21They're from China
09:22Right
09:23So basically
09:23It's alright for them
09:24To pretend to be Chinese
09:26But Josh
09:26You did it once
09:27When we went out
09:27For that meal
09:27And we got
09:29Don't draw that
09:34It's kind of mad
09:35To go to war
09:35With someone
09:35Who controls
09:36Something you need
09:37To survive
09:37That's like
09:38Starting an argument
09:38With the anaesthetist
09:39Right before an operation
09:41And I still regret it
09:44And he went in
09:45For an ingranto now
09:47Well to be fair
09:48You haven't got one now
09:54Petrol prices in America
09:55Have jumped 20%
09:56Since the start of the war
09:58Donald Trump
09:58Is clearly spooked
09:59Watch this enlightening clip
10:01The president
10:01Subtly deflecting
10:03The blame
10:03For attacking Iran
10:04While throwing his mates
10:05Under a bus
10:06That's now 20%
10:07More expensive
10:07To refuel
10:09In my opinion
10:10Based on what
10:11Steve and Jared
10:13And Pete
10:14And others
10:15Were telling me
10:16Marco
10:16So involved
10:17That I thought
10:18That they were
10:19Going to attack us
10:22It sounds like so playground
10:25Doesn't it
10:25Like he started a war
10:26Based on gossip
10:27It's like
10:28Yes
10:28Jared's gone up to him
10:29And gone
10:29By the way
10:29Donald
10:30The Isle of Toll
10:31Reckons he can have you
10:33Also he said
10:34He said you drive
10:34You ride a girl's bike
10:37Yeah I mean
10:37World War I
10:38May have started
10:38With the assassination
10:39Of Archduke
10:39Franz Ferdinand
10:40World War III
10:41Might start because
10:42Of Jared
10:42Stephen
10:43Pete
10:45They sound like
10:45Three guys
10:46In your chat group
10:47Whose videos
10:47You don't want
10:48To open at work
10:49Or they're the
10:50Three presenters
10:51Of the Australian
10:52Last League
10:53And you're still
10:53Bitter about them
10:54Getting the job
10:55Aren't you
10:56When I heard this clip
10:57I heard something
10:58Different to everyone
10:59Else
10:59I think he's
11:00Blaming the war
11:01On former Liverpool
11:03Captain Stephen
11:03Gerrard
11:05Watch again
11:06I've watched it
11:07Quite a lot
11:07Today
11:08My opinion
11:09Based on what
11:10Steve and Jared
11:18I'm just saying it
11:19Do you know what
11:20Jamie Carragher
11:21Was in his ear
11:24Stephen Honsho
11:25Was giving him
11:26All that
11:28The war of memes
11:29Continued this week
11:30The White House
11:30Released this
11:31Truly tasteless video
11:32That made the war
11:34Look like a game
11:34On Nintendo Wii
11:50Holy what
12:04I mean it's appalling
12:06Right
12:06And it's not accurate
12:07Because if it was
12:08He would have let go
12:09Of the bowling ball
12:09And hit the school
12:10Next door
12:12Iran have hit back
12:13Actually with one
12:14That's depicted
12:15Mario Kart
12:15But obviously
12:16Princess Peach
12:17Isn't allowed to drive
12:19Iran did actually
12:20Hit back with their own
12:21Homemade Lego video
12:22This is
12:23I'm not making this up
12:24This is what they put out
12:25This explains why
12:26They think Donald Trump
12:27Started the war
12:41They are totally winning
12:44The UK are also
12:45Planning a video
12:45Of their own
12:46But it's going to take
12:46Four years for
12:47Aardman Studios
12:48To make it out of clay
12:51But it is going to be
12:52The best one
12:52Oh mate
12:53Can't wait for
12:54Wallace and Gromit
12:55The wrong targets
12:59So everyone's asking
13:00What's the end game
13:02For Donald Trump
13:02What are they hoping
13:03To achieve out of
13:04All of this
13:04This is a thing though
13:05Any time in history
13:06When you go into
13:07The Middle East
13:08Like when there's a war
13:09And these wars
13:10They're not over quickly
13:11Yeah
13:11No one ever goes
13:12Into the Middle East
13:13For a quick one
13:14It's like a beer garden
13:16Middle East
13:17It's like a beer garden
13:18You know
13:18You go in there
13:19You say you're everyone
13:20It escalates
13:21Always escalates
13:22And before you know it
13:23Someone's like
13:23Shots
13:24Jager bombs
13:27Yeah
13:29Was there in a third
13:30No
13:33I'll be honest with you
13:34It was a little bit sunny earlier
13:36And I was just thinking
13:36About beer gardens
13:38Before you know it
13:39The Strait of Hormuz
13:40Is backed up
13:42The US military
13:43Have reportedly
13:44The US military
13:45Have been using
13:46An AI model
13:47Known as Claude
13:48To speed up
13:49The process
13:50Of choosing targets
13:51So what
13:52Does it talk to them
13:53Like when I talked to
13:54Chat GPT
13:55I'm assuming
13:55Yeah
13:56You think you're
13:56Bombing the Middle East
13:58That sounds like
13:58An excellent idea
14:01So people
14:02The US are using it
14:04Using AI
14:05To choose military targets
14:07Yes
14:07At the same time
14:09As people who are using
14:10AI to choose a present
14:11For Mother's Day
14:12Imagine if they got confused
14:14And they just started
14:16Bath bombing Iran
14:19Why is the Strait of Hormuz
14:20Covered in glitter and petals
14:23How long were you in that beer garden
14:26I'm in the image of someone going
14:27Alexa
14:28Take out the Ayatollah
14:29And it's like
14:30Did you say
14:30Kill the Dalai Lama
14:31No
14:32Alexa
14:32No
14:33Sorry to everyone at home
14:34Whose Alexa has just gone off
14:35And the Dalai Lama
14:38On Sunday
14:39Iran announced
14:39They had chosen
14:40A new supreme leader
14:40Mojtaba Khamenei
14:41Who will be taking over
14:43From his late father
14:44Although there are now reports
14:45He may have been injured
14:46In the attack
14:46That killed his father
14:47Might even be in a coma
14:49So we're hoping
14:50He doesn't wake up
14:50And say
14:51Hello
14:51My name is
14:52Mojtaba Khamenei
14:53You killed my father
14:54Prepare to die
14:56He released a statement
14:57This week
14:57Which prompted the Telegraph
14:58To run with the headline
14:59Mojtaba Khamenei
15:00Has called for Iranian unity
15:01But he may not be alive
15:04This whole war might come down
15:05To whether we run out of oil
15:06Before they run out of Ayatollahs
15:08Who do you reckon's next
15:09They're going to get through them
15:11I've got an idea
15:12There's someone
15:13Who's looking for a new royal title
15:19And he doesn't mind hot places
15:21Because he doesn't sweat
15:24He has to keep moving
15:25Exactly
15:26You know his nickname
15:27The Ayatollah of Partiola
15:31By the way
15:31It was also revealed this week
15:32The new Ayatollah
15:33Owns various properties
15:34Across London
15:35They're currently available
15:36To rent on
15:36Surfers to wear B&B
15:38And from Ayatollah
15:40To love's a dollar
15:41Donald Trump
15:42Has been handing out
15:43His favourite brand
15:44Of affordable dress shoes
15:45To his aides and officials
15:46And a lot of them
15:47Are apparently
15:48Reportedly afraid
15:49Not to wear them
15:50In front of him
15:51Look
15:52There they are
15:53Putting the bro
15:54Into brogues
15:55Has anyone wondered
15:56Whether this might be
15:57Like Cinderella
15:59And Trump has actually
16:00Danced with a beautiful
16:01Senator at a party
16:02And he's just trying
16:02To find out
16:03Who wore
16:04Who wore the shoe
16:06And in fairness
16:06He's already turning
16:07Into a pumpkin
16:09I'm looking forward
16:10To when he starts
16:11Handing out his bronzer
16:14And then goes
16:15Can I recommend
16:16A barber guys
16:18Meanwhile
16:18The defence attaché
16:19To the UAE
16:20Has made the media
16:20This week
16:21Mainly because of his name
16:22This is a lovely image
16:24Of the sandy haired
16:24Military leader
16:25Known as
16:26Captain Sandy Sandylands
16:29Which sounds like
16:29He's been named
16:30By the British public
16:33The thing with
16:34Sandy Sandylands
16:34Is once you have
16:35A bit of him
16:36Somewhere
16:36You just can't
16:36Get rid of him
16:37Can you
16:38Well we loved
16:39The idea of
16:40Sandy Sandylands
16:41And it turns out
16:42He's a slight fan
16:43Of the last leg
16:44Because we've been
16:45In contact
16:45And he's on a
16:46Zoom chat
16:47With us now
16:48So
16:48Hello
16:49Is he frozen?
16:52Yes he has frozen
16:53That's not him
16:54But he has frozen
16:55Oh has he?
16:56Sandy Sandylands
16:56Are you there?
16:59No
17:00This does not
17:01Auger well
17:01For our military
17:02Technology
17:05He might have
17:06Another call
17:06Coming in
17:07In fairness
17:07To him
17:08You know
17:09When we said
17:10Aardman
17:10Would be looking
17:11After the British
17:12Technology
17:12It does feel
17:13We're going
17:14At a slower pace
17:14Than that
17:15I'm not going
17:16To say I'm
17:16Worried right now
17:17But we're
17:17Trying to connect
17:18With a British
17:18Military officer
17:19In the Middle East
17:20And I just heard
17:20In my ear
17:21He's completely gone
17:23I think he's fine
17:24I think
17:24Just to be very clear
17:25This isn't a sketch
17:26We genuinely
17:27Were trying to
17:28Get in contact
17:29It now feels
17:30Like we're
17:30Playing a prank
17:31Yeah
17:32It turns out
17:32He's downloading
17:33A movie
17:33At the same time
17:34As he's
17:35Trying to
17:36Let's move on
17:36And welcome
17:37Tonight's guests
17:37One of them
17:38Tries not to laugh
17:39The other one
17:39Will make a how
17:39Please welcome
17:40Richard Ayoade
17:41And Michelle Wolf
17:52I'm going to
17:58Throw it at you
18:01You're American
18:01What do you make
18:02Of all this
18:02That's gone on
18:03In the Middle East
18:04And Iran
18:04And everything
18:05And Donald Trump
18:05Well I just
18:06Everyone says
18:07That Trump has
18:08Dementia
18:09And I just
18:10I was wondering
18:11If he could get
18:11More of it
18:13Not enough
18:14Dementia happening
18:14He does not
18:15I don't think
18:15He has enough
18:16He seems to really
18:18Remember who he's
18:19Angry with
18:20And now we're
18:22At war with Iran
18:23Which could last
18:24A very long time
18:25I mean these wars
18:26Are never quick
18:27This war could go on
18:28For so many years
18:29That Trump wouldn't
18:30Want to have sex
18:30With it anymore
18:36And now
18:36Now we're
18:37You know
18:38We're supposed to
18:39Trust our leaders
18:40And you can't
18:41Trust Trump
18:42With anything
18:43You can't trust
18:44Him with ordering
18:44An appetizer
18:45Or picking the music
18:47Or what fruit
18:50Is ripe
18:50You can't
18:51Trust him
18:51Hey does that
18:53Taste good
18:53Hey does this
18:54Look good
18:55You couldn't
18:55Trust him
18:56With real estate
18:57Or spray tan
18:59Or make up
18:59Coverage
19:00And now he's
19:02Sitting next to
19:03The nuclear codes
19:04And I think
19:04The only thing
19:05More alarming
19:06Is if you went
19:06To your secondary
19:07School and
19:08Andrew was there
19:10The whole world
19:11Is being affected
19:12Obviously
19:12Petrol
19:13People are
19:13Stocking up
19:14On petrol
19:14Richard
19:15Are you
19:15Stockpiling anything
19:16I mean
19:17I'd be looking
19:18To stockpile
19:19Cravats
19:22Because you know
19:23I want to remain
19:24Sport
19:24It's very
19:25It's hard enough
19:26To get a good
19:26Dry cleaner
19:27In peacetime
19:29And these things
19:30They're delicate
19:31They're very delicate
19:32You can hand wash
19:33Them but they'll fade
19:35Do they pass through
19:36And you know
19:37I need to maintain
19:38Standards
19:39Someone's got to look
19:39Like a Columbo villain
19:42After the apocalypse
19:43Have you ever worn
19:44Anything purely
19:46Because someone
19:46Gave it to you
19:47This has been
19:48Taken from a military
19:49Dictator
19:52Hopefully I'll be able
19:53To travel there
19:53Immediately after
19:54This joke
19:55Works itself out
20:00Now we didn't get
20:01To talk to Sandy Sandiland
20:03Oh is he here
20:03This is a shame
20:04No no no
20:04But you've come up
20:05You've come up
20:06With the game
20:06Based on his name
20:07Yeah in honour
20:08In honour of Sandy
20:09So we were
20:10We were inspired
20:11By Sandy Sandiland
20:12So we came up
20:12With our own name
20:13Our own game
20:14Which is about
20:14Nominative determinisms
20:16So we're of course
20:17Calling it
20:18That Job's My Name
20:20That Job's My Name
20:21That Job's My Name
20:23That Job's My Name
20:25That Job's My Name
20:35Okay the gameplay is simple
20:37We're going to show you
20:38A job and a name
20:39And these are
20:40Real or fake people
20:42You have to tell us
20:43Whether this person
20:44Really does the job
20:46To lock the answers in
20:47We've given you
20:47Very simple props
20:48If you think it's true
20:50Put on the trilby of truth
20:51Brooke will show you that
20:52Yep
20:53There you go
20:54You basically
20:54Hang on a second
20:55Just put it on like that
20:56Really
20:57Yep
20:57And if you think it's false
20:58Put on the fedora of false
21:00Sorry I love that you went
21:01I might need to explain
21:02How to wear a hat
21:04Fedora of false
21:04Put that on Hilsie
21:06Put that on Hilsie
21:07Okay
21:07There you go
21:07There's a fedora
21:08And whoever we
21:09A fedora of false leg
21:10Oh look at that
21:11Look at that
21:13There you go
21:13How's that
21:14Blimey
21:14That's the most Australian man
21:16I've ever seen in my life
21:18Now
21:19There is a mystery prize
21:20For the winner
21:21Here's a mystery prize
21:22Here it is
21:22There it is
21:24Let's unveil
21:25It's not much of a mystery
21:27It's a box
21:28Let's unveil the first name
21:30Brooker read it out
21:31Is there a urologist called Dr. Dick Chop
21:39I've seen this urologist
21:42I can tell you
21:43The answer is
21:44It's true
21:51I feel like that hat
21:52Looked better on me
21:53Than I thought it would
21:54Is the president
21:55Of the Royal Horticultural Society
21:57Called Tim Flowers
22:03I mean
22:05They're taking it more seriously
22:06Than I thought Alex
22:07I've got to say
22:08A lot of these are guesses
22:09Yeah
22:10I would also
22:11I feel like there's a guy
22:12Named Tim Flowers
22:13That would love
22:14To work with flowers
22:15But he doesn't
22:16Wow
22:17I can tell you
22:17The answer is
22:18It is false
22:19It is false
22:20Again
22:21But he is called
22:22Keith Weed
22:25Right
22:25That's also a urologist
22:27Yeah
22:29Very much
22:31I like the way you made the joke
22:33And then flipped the hat
22:33Thank you
22:37Next one
22:37I can't demonstrate that
22:39Right then
22:39Is there a man
22:40Who runs a temp agency
22:42Called Steve Jobs
22:45I thought he was dead
22:49True
22:52It's false
22:54But I can tell you
22:55I don't know if you know this
22:56He did used to run
22:57A company called Apple
22:58Come on
22:59You've heard of it
23:00Final one
23:01One Steve Jobs
23:02Is there
23:03Another urologist
23:04Called Dr. Burns Cox
23:06There it is
23:08Okay
23:09I want this
23:10To be true
23:11About how I feel
23:12About men
23:12A lot of times
23:14But I think it's false
23:15Oh it's to decide
23:16I put on the wrong hat
23:17I put on the wrong hat
23:18Well hang on
23:18Wait I think we
23:20For the game play
23:21Do you want to choose
23:21A different hat
23:23They're not both of you
23:24They're you
23:25No
23:29Well I can tell you
23:30The answer is
23:31I'll go with the
23:32True
23:32Correct
23:33You are a winner
23:34And you win
23:36Your prize
23:37Which is a special
23:38Pair of Donald Trump
23:40Shoes
23:40But don't lie
23:41Michelle
23:42You are not
23:42The only winner
23:43Because
23:44Everyone gets a shoe
23:45Here we go
23:46Come on Josh
23:47You get a shoe
23:48You get a shoe
23:49Please don't
23:50Try the lady
23:51In a wheelchair
23:51Josh
23:51Please don't
23:52Throw wheelchairs
23:53At the same
23:54Shoes at the same
23:55People
23:55Keep going
23:56Here we go
23:56You get a shoe
23:57We'll have more
23:58Last Legs
23:58For you after the break
23:59As we check out the action
24:00Of the Winter Paralympics
24:01And we finally get to talk
24:02To Sandy Sanderson
24:03Who I believe
24:04Sandy Sandilands
24:05Who I believe
24:05Is back on the line
24:06We'll see you in a little bit
24:21Welcome back to Last Legs
24:22We're joined by Michelle Wolfe
24:23And Richard Ioharty
24:25We have got in contact with
24:27Sandy Sandilands
24:29In the UAE
24:30Defence attaché to the UAE
24:32Come in Sandy Sandilands
24:33Yes
24:34Hey Adam
24:35How are you
24:37Thank you for joining us
24:39What has your fame
24:40Been like this week
24:41It's been bonkers mate
24:42Honestly
24:44The reaction to the
24:46To the X feed
24:47That the embassy put out
24:47Has just been
24:49Been crazy
24:49Seven million views
24:51You know
24:52I just hope that
24:52Half of those
24:53Actually listen to the message
24:54But most of them
24:55Were interested in the name
24:57And the location
24:58So yeah
24:59I am the Sandy
25:00In the Sandy desert
25:01In the UAE
25:03And Sandy is a nickname
25:05Because it's normal
25:06In the army
25:07To give people nicknames
25:08Are there other
25:09Famous nicknames
25:10Around you
25:11I think the one
25:12That stands out for me
25:13Is a guy called
25:14Jock Stirrup
25:15So Jock Strap
25:15Who was the most
25:17Senior guy
25:18In the military
25:18And what I quite
25:19Admire about him
25:20Is a lot of guys
25:21When they get senior
25:21They start
25:22You know
25:22Steve becomes Stephen
25:23And all that
25:24But this guy
25:24Went right to the
25:25Very top of the military
25:25And stuck with Jock Strap
25:27So I like that
25:29And listen
25:29How do you think
25:30Alex Brooker
25:31Would go in the military
25:32Oh that's interesting
25:33Isn't it
25:34I was watching last week
25:34And I saw his
25:36Kind of shower chair
25:37So we have a unit
25:38Called the
25:38Mobile bath and shower unit
25:39Or we used to have
25:40In the pioneer corps
25:41So maybe he could
25:42Bring his bath chair
25:43Along to that
25:43But actually
25:44Thinking about it
25:45If he's going to
25:46Serve in the military
25:46Then you've got to
25:47Kind of go through
25:48Go through it all
25:48And not bottle it
25:49And as an Arsenal fan
25:50I'm not convinced
25:50He can do that
25:52Hey
25:53Ah
25:55Sorry Sandy
25:57We're losing you
25:58Sorry mate
25:58Oh sorry
25:59It's alright
26:00It's alright
26:00I told her it's got my
26:00Internet again
26:01Doesn't it
26:02It's alright
26:02All my mates call me
26:03Handy Handelands
26:04Anyway
26:05Good luck out there
26:07Thanks very much for joining us
26:08Sandy Sanderland
26:09Thank you
26:10Sandy
26:15Moving on
26:15Gemma said
26:16Is it okay
26:16That Peter Mandelson
26:17Still has his lordship
26:19So documents were released
26:20This week
26:20That led to questions
26:21About due diligence
26:22Shown by the prime minister
26:23When he appointed
26:24Peter Mandelson
26:24As ambassador to the US
26:26Despite Mandelson's
26:27Friendship with Jeffrey Epstein
26:28Turns out the vetting process
26:29Had all the rigour
26:30Of BBC's iPlayer
26:31When it says
26:32Do you have a TV licence
26:35I've got away
26:36With that one before
26:38What would have stopped him
26:39Getting the job
26:41Being friends with two pedos
26:42Sorry
26:43It says specifically
26:45Criteria
26:45Friends with one
26:46Pedo or less
26:47Sorry
26:48I kissed armor
26:49Apologised for the appointment
26:50But if his vetting process
26:51Could be represented
26:51By video
26:52It would be this famous
26:53One of a Tottenham
26:54Security guard
26:56Any links to Epstein?
26:58No, go through
26:59Any links to Epstein?
27:00No, go through
27:02Any links to Epstein?
27:03No, go through
27:05Any links to Epstein?
27:07No, yeah, you're right
27:08Go through
27:09I absolutely loved
27:10Your impression there
27:12But Alex
27:13You said something
27:13On the show
27:14A couple of weeks ago
27:14That I think might be true
27:15Because
27:16Whoa, whoa, whoa
27:18Whoa
27:19Mum, can you record this?
27:20How dare you accuse him of truth
27:21Could he have appointed
27:23Get the trilby of truth on, Brooker
27:26He's possibly appointed Mandelson
27:28To keep Trump on side
27:29Because basically
27:30Epstein
27:30Jeffrey Epstein said
27:32Supposedly
27:32Quote
27:33Donald Trump doesn't have
27:34A decent cell in his body
27:35Which would suggest
27:36Epstein knew some shit
27:37About Trump
27:37And if Peter Mandelson
27:39Was friends with Epstein
27:40Then he probably knew
27:41Some shit about Trump too
27:42So maybe like you said
27:44Send a wrong'un
27:45To deal with a wrong'un
27:46And honestly
27:47In a couple of weeks
27:48You're going to be comparing
27:48The war in the Middle East
27:49To going in a beer garden
27:52Mandelson apparently
27:53Asked for just
27:54500,000 pounds
27:55When he eventually
27:56Was sacked
27:56But settled for 75,000
27:59Which makes him
27:59The worst negotiator ever
28:00I just want to get out
28:02One tiny pun
28:03Yeah
28:04Because we had Sandy Lance
28:06Yeah
28:06As that
28:07Instead of Mandelson
28:08He should be
28:09Kid-delson
28:11It's not a good pun
28:14The whole time
28:15I always thought
28:16Mandelson
28:16Kid-delson
28:17Kid-delson
28:18Right
28:18And I've been thinking about it
28:21The whole time
28:22You were talking
28:24I had to get it
28:25Out of my body
28:26I'm sorry
28:27Many people around Mandelson
28:29Have said similar things
28:34You set up Richard
28:35And he can dunk
28:38That was also
28:39No, sorry
28:43I love the way
28:45You're also both
28:45Mirroring body language
28:47In green trousers together
28:48We're trying to
28:49Out-defensive
28:50One another
28:50How Sandy
28:52Were his curtains
28:53By the way
28:54He was hamming it up
28:56That guy
28:56Baton came with a club act
28:58He had the tightest
28:59Three minutes
29:00I've ever seen
29:00From the military
29:01I mean
29:03I've never seen
29:04Camouflage
29:04Work so well
29:05Yeah
29:06I mean
29:06He was
29:07Basically
29:08The curtain
29:10We actually had him on
29:11Before
29:11We just couldn't see it
29:14Let's jump into
29:14The Winter Paralympics
29:15Now
29:15Steve said
29:16Is it okay
29:16That after two fourth places
29:17Neil Simpson
29:18And his guide
29:19Rob Poth
29:20Bring home silver
29:21Yes
29:21It bloody is
29:22For GB
29:23Here's the medal moment
29:25Come on Neil Simpson
29:27One last drive
29:29Into the finish
29:29He goes into the lead
29:31But by how much
29:324.96 seconds
29:34Oh that was fabulous
29:3842.52
29:39On that slalom run
29:45Explain
29:48It's worth explaining
29:49What's happening there
29:50Yeah so like
29:51He's being guided
29:51So the guy in the front
29:52He's his guide
29:54So the guy's visually impaired
29:55Neil Simpson
29:55He's visually impaired
29:56So he's being guided
29:57Basically by the guy
29:58With a blue tooth headset
29:59On in front of him
29:59He's basically
30:00Probably going like
30:00Left a bit
30:01Right
30:02I mean I don't know
30:02The exact terminology
30:03I didn't know
30:04You're an expert
30:06What did he say
30:07If they want to go
30:08To the other side
30:09Right a bit
30:09Oh bloody hell
30:10But that is like
30:12The ultimate trust
30:14I couldn't trust
30:15Any of my mates
30:17To do that
30:18They'd just be going
30:18Left only fucking about
30:20It's a treat
30:22Also you need to trust
30:23Your bluetooth
30:23You don't want that
30:24To drop out
30:24Halfway down
30:26It gets to the bottom
30:27Halfway down the hill
30:28And you just hear
30:28Bloop bloop
30:33Best impression
30:34Of Spotify
30:34I've ever heard
30:36Shout out to Nina Sparks
30:37By the way
30:38The first British female
30:39Para snowboarder
30:40And also Davy Giv
30:41The first snow sport
30:43Winter Paralympian
30:44With motor neurone disease
30:45Davy said
30:46Was I fastest
30:47Down the course today
30:48Absolutely not
30:49But my race and battle
30:50Is with MND
30:51And today I'm winning
30:52That race
30:53Well done Davy
31:02GV in Australia
31:02Currently have
31:03One silver medal each
31:04But Australia also
31:04Have a bronze
31:05Meanwhile the Italian
31:06Para ice hockey team
31:08Released this brilliant
31:08Clip of their training regime
31:33It's so interesting
31:34That in Italy that's training
31:36But in Britain that's a pip test
31:40Jimmy's curlers
31:41Didn't make it to the medal podium
31:42But they did provide us
31:43With some of the best
31:44Self-commentary
31:44Of the games
31:47It's right out there
31:48Like
31:49Mine's good
31:50Morgan's got the weight
31:51Or jaw
31:52How do you feel?
31:53I love the dynamic
31:54Between these two
31:55I feel like a bag of milk
31:58This is a shame
32:01We've got those two
32:02On the line now
32:02So please welcome
32:03Jason Keane
32:04And Joe Butterfield
32:12No we don't
32:12Not again
32:14Oh Sandy Sanderlums
32:15He's going to pop back up
32:16Could I have done this show
32:17Via Skype
32:18As well
32:19If you were away from Peckham
32:21It's an hour
32:21To be fair to these guys
32:23They are at the Winter Paralympics
32:24So it's not surprising
32:25They're frozen
32:26Oh no
32:27We've got them
32:27We've got them
32:28Jason and Joe
32:28Hello
32:28Hello
32:33Alex you want to jump
32:34Straight in with a question
32:35Yeah Jason
32:36I've just got
32:36Like
32:36The main question is
32:38Like what do you mean by
32:39Like how many bags of milk
32:41Have you thrown
32:41In your life
32:43I've never heard that phrase
32:44Wait a minute
32:46I'll just explain
32:46It's not the curling stone
32:48That's a bag of milk
32:49It's actually Jason
32:50It is me
32:51I am the bag of milk
32:52Because as you can see
32:54From many of the videos
32:55I am a rather large portion
32:57So
32:59With my brake being high
33:00So I'm paralysed
33:02From the armpits down
33:03So
33:04Whenever I don't throw it well
33:06Then it comes out
33:08Almost like a bag of milk
33:09So
33:10My coach
33:11He like named it
33:12And he was like
33:12Keep a hold of your stabiliser properly
33:15Throw it strong
33:16He says
33:16And stop throwing it
33:17Like a bag of milk
33:18So when I let that stone go
33:20I was like
33:20Threw it like a bag of milk
33:22Turned out
33:23And it was a pretty good stone
33:24To be honest
33:26And Joe
33:27Of course
33:27You were in Rio as well
33:28You won gold in Rio
33:30In the summer Paralympics
33:31How does this one compare?
33:33Well
33:33Not quite as good as that
33:34Since we didn't get gold
33:35But you know
33:37It's a bit different
33:38The Winter Games
33:39Is probably a bit more of a family
33:40It's kind of a smaller group of people
33:42And they've got a bit of a more
33:43A bit of a culture going on
33:45But other than that
33:46It's pretty similar
33:47And Jason
33:48As your first Paralympic Games
33:49How are you finding it?
33:51It would have been a hell of a lot better
33:52To get a bit of metal
33:54Around the neck
33:55Like that was the plan
33:57But as an experience
33:58It's absolutely mental
34:01Like coming in
34:02Like
34:02Oh wait man
34:03Look at this
34:03Do I look like an athlete?
34:05Next thing you know
34:06Come on
34:06You're going off to the Paralympics
34:08You've managed to make the grade somehow
34:10It's been unbelievable
34:11Like
34:12And it seems a shame
34:13That it's coming to an end
34:14And it's a shame
34:15That it came to an end
34:16A bit early for us as well
34:17And are you aiming
34:18For four years time now?
34:21100%
34:21Hopefully yeah
34:22That's the plan
34:22Like
34:23It's pretty special
34:24At the Paralympic Games
34:25We don't normally get to compete
34:26In front of a crowd
34:27And the noise in the arena
34:28At the curling stadium there
34:30Was insane
34:30The Italians have done a good job
34:32So
34:33To come back four years time
34:34Is critical
34:34Excellent
34:35Well get out there
34:36Get training
34:36And maybe next time
34:37You'll throw it
34:37Like a semi-skimmed bag of milk
34:41Just like a bottle of milk
34:43Because if he starts solid
34:47Round of applause
34:47For Jason and Joe
34:49Enjoy the rest of your time there
34:52We'll have more last thing
34:53For you after the break
34:54As we unveil this week's mystery guest
34:55We'll see you in a little bit
35:10Welcome back to last leg
35:11We're joined by Michelle Wolfe
35:12And Richard Aoiwati
35:13Michelle of course
35:14You're off on tour this summer
35:15Yes
35:16The name of the tour
35:16Best job in the world
35:18Best job in the world
35:19Oh my god
35:20I had so much hair
35:21Oh
35:22That was before I had a baby
35:24I had so much hair
35:25Look at this
35:26I look like a little boy
35:29Get Peter Mandelson away from me
35:34And this just occurred to me
35:35You didn't end up being a wolf
35:37Yes
35:38So in terms of
35:39Nominated determinism
35:40No
35:41I mean how disappointing is that
35:43I could have been a wolf
35:44And I'm a little boy instead
35:47It's good for Peter Mandelson
35:49But
35:49Well but if you were together
35:51With Peter Mandelson
35:52You'd be Peter and the Wolf
35:52So
35:53Oh
35:54Thank you
35:55In
35:58That might be my favourite joke
36:00Everyone was so impressed
36:01They didn't laugh
36:03Get your own act
36:05In medical news this week
36:06A surgeon in London
36:08Has performed the UK's
36:09First long distance
36:10Robotic operation
36:11On a patient who was
36:121500 miles away
36:13In Gibraltar
36:14Here is some
36:15Graphic footage
36:16Of the operation
36:17A historic moment
36:222400 kilometers away
36:24Unbelievable
36:25We used a robot
36:28And a very specialized connection
36:30Between London to Gibraltar
36:33Didn't fail at all
36:36The time delay
36:37Between the two sides
36:3960 milliseconds
36:41Milliseconds
36:42We need to get him
36:43On this Wi-Fi
36:47For our your Zoom
36:48I'll tell you what
36:50Bet you he's great
36:51On them grabber machines
36:52In the arcade
36:54Just got a house
36:55Full of the boo-boos
36:57It's impressive
36:58But if you are the patient
36:59And they go
37:00We're going to try
37:01A historic thing on you
37:02I'd go
37:03No
37:04I want my operation
37:06To be done
37:06Yeah you can do it
37:08I don't want you to do it though
37:10The patient described it
37:11As a no-brainer
37:11Which is ironic
37:13Because it was a prostate removal
37:15It wasn't
37:16That's not a joke
37:16Oh yeah
37:17They have
37:18They're doing robotic
37:20Prostate removals
37:21I just want them to do
37:22One thing for women's health
37:23Just one thing
37:25Like a better tampon
37:26Or
37:28To act like
37:30Endometriosis
37:34Diagnose women correctly
37:35Tell them
37:36Don't be like
37:37You're just whiny
37:38No it's a real
37:39There's fibroids
37:41Filling my body
37:42We can't get the robots
37:43To do that
37:47It is appropriate
37:48That it was a prostate removal
37:49Because
37:50Gibraltar is very much
37:51The prostate of Spain
37:53Well no by that
37:54I mean it's
37:54It's hidden away at the bottom
37:56No one knows why it's there
37:57But it's a lot of fun
37:57To visit on holiday
38:02In AI news
38:04A woman from Florida
38:05Asked her chat GPT
38:06This week
38:07To suggest a place to live
38:08Based on amenities
38:10That she put in
38:10That she was looking for
38:11She's now planning to move
38:12To Torquay in Devon
38:13Yes
38:14Because that's where
38:15It told her to go
38:16Rightly so
38:17AI has finally reached
38:19Peak intelligence
38:21I love this
38:22This Florida woman
38:23Is going to go there
38:24And she's going to
38:25She's going to see
38:25The sea there
38:27Which is going to be
38:28Very different from Florida
38:29And she's going to be like
38:30Is this where
38:31World War II happened
38:34This looks like the movies
38:35Am I in Dunkirk
38:37And look you might think
38:38Florida is different
38:39To Torquay
38:40But Mar-a-Lago
38:40Is a lot like
38:41The hotel in Faulty Towers
38:43They're both owned
38:44By shouty dictatorial men
38:45Who have zero people skills
38:46And don't get on
38:47With their wives
38:47Although Mar-a-Lago
38:48Has slightly more mentions
38:49Of the war
38:51All right
38:51It's time to bring on
38:52This week's mystery guest
38:52Michelle and Richard
38:53Have to work out
38:54How they're connected
38:54To the news
38:55Can we have the mystery guest
38:56Please
39:00Mysterious guest
39:08So this is Glenn
39:09Glenn was in the news
39:10This week
39:11Because he's going
39:12For his 18th
39:13World Championship
39:15But what is it in
39:16Can we have the dramatic
39:18Lighting change please
39:21Is it in
39:22Being the quickest person
39:23To eat 80 grams
39:24Of watercress
39:26Being the man
39:27With the mintiest breath
39:29Or
39:29Being the person
39:30Who can fit
39:31The most basil
39:32In their ears
39:33And nose
39:36Have a look at him
39:37Have a discuss
39:39We will reveal
39:40The mystery guest
39:41After the break
39:42We'll also end the show
39:42By going head to head
39:43With him
39:44In a challenge
39:45We'll see you in a little bit
39:59Welcome back to Last Leg
40:01We're John, Michelle, Wolf
40:01And Richard Ayoade
40:02Now before the break
40:03We challenged our guest
40:04To work out how this person
40:05Was connected to the news
40:06Can we have the options
40:07Again please
40:09So
40:09Glenn has been in the news
40:11Because he's going for
40:11His 18th World Championship
40:13But is it in
40:15Being the quickest person
40:16To eat 80 grams
40:17Of watercress
40:18Is it being the man
40:19With the mintiest breath
40:20Or
40:20Is it C
40:21Being the person
40:22Who can fit the most basil
40:24In their ears
40:25And nose
40:27The floor is yours
40:28Oh, I like that
40:30Yes
40:31Well, 80 grams
40:33Feels a very specific amount
40:37That with all due respect
40:39To the team
40:39I don't think they would have thought up
40:45And when you say the team
40:47I need to point out
40:48It's Josh and Alex
40:49That come up with things
40:50That's what I meant
40:51That's what I meant
40:51By the team
40:55How very dare you
40:57I very dare
40:57And all of these
40:58Are X and album titles
40:59But
41:02Yeah, I would say
41:0480 grams
41:05Is very specific
41:06I
41:08It's just
41:09He doesn't look like
41:09He eats a lot of lettuce
41:12Yes
41:13Well, 80 grams
41:15Isn't a huge amount
41:16Okay, I need an answer
41:17It's a specific
41:18Well, you say
41:18You need an answer
41:19I think we need to discuss it
41:21For another 10 minutes
41:24I'm most concerned
41:25About the belly button
41:26On the t-shirt
41:27Yes
41:28Okay
41:28We need an answer
41:29Let me put it another way
41:30Okay
41:31Oh
41:31And now we've seen his
41:33All the crest
41:34Final answer
41:35All
41:35Final answer
41:37It was crest
41:38Okay
41:39I haven't even run that by
41:40Yes
41:41Yes
41:42Glenn
41:42What is the truth
41:43I am
41:45A 17 times
41:47Watergrass eating champion
41:57Where's your other 17 trophies
42:00So how
42:01You've won
42:01And I'll give it back every year
42:03How did you get into it
42:03Oh, it's back in 2002
42:06Oxford, where I come from
42:07Started a festival
42:08To celebrate
42:09The spring
42:10Where they get the first crop
42:12Of watercress
42:13Rugby boys
42:14Do all the parking
42:15And helping out
42:16We decided
42:17After a while
42:18We got a bit bored
42:19In the afternoon
42:19After playing cock and ball
42:21And then
42:23We haven't got time
42:24That's not a world championship
42:25You want to win
42:26No
42:29Anyway
42:29We just saw
42:30We got all this green stuff
42:31What are we going to do with it
42:32I said
42:32We've had a few beers
42:33Let's try and eat as much as we can
42:35So you can eat the most of it
42:36Didn't end up well
42:38That's it
42:39Puking up
42:40And the thing is
42:40Next day as well
42:42After a few more beers
42:45Honestly
42:45Let's put it this way
42:47I wasn't constipated
42:48In fact
42:48I had a ring piece
42:49Like a dragon's nostril
42:50Oof
42:51Okay
42:51What does it take
42:53To be a good
42:54A good
42:55Cress eater
42:55Is that
42:56Cresser
42:56Yeah
42:57What do you need
42:58What do you need
42:58To be a good
42:59Well because it's peppery
43:00And horrible
43:00In a sense
43:02Like that
43:03I think
43:04Having a big hands
43:05And a big bob
43:08Get it down there quick
43:09And get rid of it
43:10And that's why
43:10I have the old
43:11Guinness afterwards
43:11Just get rid of it
43:12How many other people
43:14Are you competing against
43:17This is worldwide
43:18We'll tell you what
43:19We're going to end the show
43:20By competing against
43:21They do heat
43:23Okay
43:23We're going to have a competition
43:24At the end of the show
43:25Glenn thank you so much
43:26For being here
43:26We'll see you in a minute
43:27Because we're going to have a conversation
43:34Let's check in with
43:35Henry Packer
43:35Who has been designing
43:37A pound node
43:39A ten pound node
43:39I believe
43:40Throughout the show
43:41Based on what's gone on
43:42In the show
43:42Yes indeed
43:43Yes so yeah
43:44This is sort of
43:45Oh wow
43:45Look at that
43:46Actually would you two
43:47Mind holding this
43:48Thank you
43:48So I can talk you through it
43:50Okay
43:50Yeah so
43:51Quite a lot going on
43:52We've got Donald Trump
43:53Here using a Wii controller
43:55To control the war
43:56Yep
43:57He's on a sofa
43:58At home by himself
43:59I've depicted him
43:59With quite weak legs
44:01Which is satire
44:07But of course
44:07It's actually more
44:08Even more sinister
44:09Than it looks
44:09Because Donald Trump
44:10Himself is being
44:11Puppeted by Stephen Gerrard
44:16I've got
44:17Here we've got
44:18Sandy Sandilands
44:19Part one
44:19That's Sandy Sandilands
44:20That's him
44:21Camouflaged against
44:22Here we've got
44:25We've got
44:26Hilsey
44:26As a kangaroo
44:28With
44:29In your pouch
44:30You've got
44:31Got Brooker and Josh
44:32There
44:32And
44:33You're feeding Alex
44:35With milk
44:37And just sort of
44:38Ruffling Josh's hair
44:39It's quite a sweet
44:40And slightly sinister
44:41Image at the same time
44:41Yeah
44:43Then we've got
44:43Sandy Sandilands
44:44Part two
44:45This is a more
44:45Realistic take
44:46I was fascinated
44:48By how low down
44:49His camera was
44:53And yes
44:54On the
44:55Nominative
44:55Determinism theme
44:56I've tried it
44:57For everyone
44:58For the whole cast
44:59Tonight
44:59We've got Alex Brooker
45:00Here who's in a brook
45:04Which is quite clever
45:06We've got
45:07Yeah
45:08We've got hills here
45:09As a hill
45:10Yeah
45:10There you go
45:11With one leg
45:12Which is actually
45:12More than the average hill
45:13So you're doing really well there
45:14We've got
45:15Michelle
45:16Wolf
45:17No, it's sort of
45:17Hermit
45:18Henry, I'm afraid
45:19We have to wrap it up
45:19Can you go through it really quickly
45:21And we've got
45:21Rich
45:21Hard
45:22So I've picked you as rich
45:24There's money
45:24There's money
45:25You've got one of those
45:25Hot taps instead of a kettle
45:27Because you're rich
45:27You're also ripped
45:28And you're hard
45:29So the hot tap
45:29Is actually going
45:30Onto your arms
45:30And you're fine with it
45:31Because you're rich
45:32And hard
45:33What about my second name
45:34Thank you so much
45:35Didn't have time
45:37We're going to win the show
45:37With the quest eating contest
45:38Thank you Henry
45:39But before we do
45:40Would you please thank
45:40Our guest
45:41Michelle Wolfe
45:43Richard Iowani
45:44And Henry Packer
45:48And my co-host
45:50Josh Whittakam
45:51And Alex Brooker
45:54We'll be back next week
45:55With social media star
45:56GK Barry
45:56And comedian Jack D
45:57But right now
45:58It's time
45:59For this
46:11The rest of the world
46:20Yes
46:22I'm gonna do it
46:23Thanks
46:26If you like
46:27My life
46:27My son
46:30I'm gonna do this
46:30I'm gonna do it
46:31All right, we're doing this. We've got Cress in front of you. You've got to beat the world champion. What's
46:37your best time?
46:3825.5. 25.5 seconds. 3, 2, 1, go.
47:12Come on, Michelle, you're doing it! Oh, my goodness, is Michelle going to win? I'm going to be honest, I
47:20think Michelle has done this.
47:30Of course, you know what you're doing. You know what you're doing.
47:42There you go. You're all right, Michelle.
47:44Thanks for watching The Last Leg. My name's Adam Hills. See you next week for The Next Leg.
47:49The next leg.
47:51Simpli's a Cress!
47:54Reader than all the rest!
47:59Greater than anything!
48:04Anything I've ever had!
48:08Simpli's a best question!
48:12Better than all the rest
48:16Better than anyone
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