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The Last Leg - Season 34 - Episode 02
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00:02What a big deal with your heart
00:04Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:06So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:08These simple lines be good for your health
00:11They keep them trying while I'm on a shelf
00:13Live my life like I just don't care
00:16My thoughts believe is never scared
00:18Rain and noise is the moment they fear
00:20Get up, still a pill from my dead
00:22Get up, throw your hands in the air
00:25Get up, it's shit
00:40Check out the news, take some fashion inspiration
00:43And try to pretend this doesn't hurt
00:45It's Friday, we're live
00:46And it's time for the last leg
00:50Tonight on the show
00:51We cast our eyes across Peter Mandelson's emails
00:53Get our hands on Donald Trump's arse
00:56And find out what's afoot at the Winter Olympics
00:59Plus we'll be joined by artist Grayson Perry
01:02Comedian Judy Love
01:03And musician Tyler Ballgame
01:05On the show that's sometimes beside itself at the news
01:23Today, I'm Adam Hills
01:26Welcome to The Last Leg
01:27The show that's a lot like Bitcoin this week
01:29Because we're 50% off
01:30With me as always are the pride of Dartmoor
01:33Josh Whittacombe
01:33And the man who thought Skeleton Bob
01:35Was a character from The Simpsons
01:36Alex Brooker
01:44Now we'll get stuck into the big stories in a bit
01:46But big news for Alex this week
01:48As his name was featured on a previously redacted list
01:51Of high profile individuals
01:55Connected to their own island
01:57That's right
01:58How can you say that when you've just walked out wearing nipple clamps?
02:03That's right, he's appearing on Bake Off
02:07There it is, there's the group
02:09British Bake Off
02:09Have a look at Alex's profile shot
02:12Oh wow
02:14That's what I call a baking dish
02:16Yeah
02:18It's not just the cakes that are smouldering there mate
02:20No, obviously I'm not allowed to say a lot about it
02:22As you know, having done it yourself
02:24I'm not allowed to give away much
02:26But what I can tell you is
02:28They got me to do some whisking
02:30So it is the first ever three hour episode
02:33Of Bake Off
02:34I actually take out my showstopper during Grand Designs
02:40You're made for it
02:41Your leg is a rolling pin
02:45And get that inner sock out
02:46That's for piping
02:47It's perfect
02:48You're basically, you're born to bake
02:52Yeah, also just to, you know
02:55I can't say whether Paul Hollywood
02:57Got the famous Alex Brooker handshake
03:01Also, you're a man who spent his whole childhood egging
03:04That is not the place
03:05It did feel weird to be putting him in a bowl
03:09Paul Hollywood just gets whacked on the back of the head
03:12So as you know, I did Bake Off a couple of years back
03:15And I tried to bake a model of Alex's leg
03:19That's what it looked like
03:21I was pretty proud of that to be honest
03:23But I felt bad that I didn't make anything for Josh
03:25Well, don't worry because I'm quite happy
03:27That I didn't get a cake leg that also had eczema
03:32Well, what I've done
03:33Is I've baked one of your leg
03:35Oh yeah
03:36So this is, this is the cake
03:38Oh my God, it's heavy
03:38Of Josh's leg
03:39Whoa
03:41Whoa
03:42Wow
03:42That is
03:43That's like a proper leg
03:45Yep
03:46I'll be honest
03:47You think I have got a bigger calf than I have
03:51Oh Jesus Christ
03:52Look at that
03:53And just like your actual leg, no hair
03:57But it's really realistic
03:59Because I think if I cut in here
04:01It should kind of ooze a little bit
04:03Oh my God
04:05Oh, here Josh
04:07Welcome to the club
04:11All yours
04:13Oh wow
04:19That, that is a real cake
04:21I didn't realise that was a real cake
04:23Do you want some?
04:23Have a little nibble of your toe
04:26I thought you'd have used shoe pastry
04:28But enough
04:31What the, what is wrong with you?
04:33Do you not like proper humour?
04:36What's going on?
04:37As always we are live
04:38Send us any questions you want about the news
04:40Message us on Instagram
04:42The hashtags
04:42Is it okay?
04:44WhatsApp
04:44The numbers
04:4707956175908
04:47Oh my God
04:51Currently has his foot in his mouth
04:53Oh
04:55Oh
04:56Oh
04:56Oh
05:04Don't waste a good leg
05:05Turns out Josh
05:07They do like humour
05:13You can also scan the QR code
05:15Oh
05:17Are you toes intolerant?
05:19Oh
05:20They don't stop
05:22They do not stop
05:25What's happening?
05:26Am I so high on e-numbers now
05:29I'm hallucinating
05:31For example
05:31Is it okay that the internet has finally found the male equivalent of a Karen?
05:36Yes it is
05:36Is it okay that it's a Josh?
05:39Oh
05:40What?
05:41Yeah
05:41According
05:42What the fuck's going on tonight?
05:45We hate you because you've got all your limbs
05:49So according to the recent memes
05:51And I'm reading this out
05:52Josh is the bane of any woman he's dated
05:56He's the man who insists he's just being honest
05:59While actually being cruel
06:00To be honest that's not really the Josh we know
06:03No
06:04If he's ever in an argument
06:05He'll threaten to pull up a study to prove his point
06:07Though he never actually will
06:08That's not the Josh we know either
06:10And if he doesn't already have a podcast
06:12He's thinking about starting one
06:15That's the Josh we know
06:17Actually that's my new podcast
06:18The Josh we know
06:19It's great
06:20It's me talking to other famous Joshes
06:22It's great
06:22It's weird because I always thought that the definition of a Josh
06:26Was someone who is absolutely adamant
06:28It's okay to use disabled toilets
06:30Because he knows a couple of us
06:34Well someone's not getting a slice of my calf now
06:38Alright let's get into the big story
06:40It's the one that everyone's been talking about this week
06:42Last Friday a new tranche of documents was released
06:45About the convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
06:47The man who suffered the worst of the fallout
06:49Is the former giant of the Labour Party
06:51Lord Peter Mandelson
06:52Now for our younger viewers
06:53Or anyone who was in Australia in the 90s
06:55Let's explain who Peter Mandelson is
06:58He was a key member of the new Labour government
07:00Who first became a minister in 1997
07:02But resigned in 98
07:03For taking on a dodgy house loan
07:05He rejoined the government in 99
07:07But resigned again in 2001
07:10After being falsely accused of helping with a dodgy passport application
07:13Which he later admitted misleading Tony Blair about
07:16In December 2024
07:17He was named ambassador to the US
07:19But resigned less than a year later
07:21Over his links to Jeffrey Epstein
07:23In political terms
07:25He is one messy bitch
07:28This week it was revealed that Mandelson
07:30Had remained good friends with Epstein
07:31After he'd been convicted of sex trafficking
07:33And allegedly leaked government information to Epstein
07:36When he was a minister
07:37This is what the explosive front pages look like on Wednesday
07:41All the big story
07:42The headlines range from
07:43Oh Lord in the Metro
07:45To the star who ran with
07:46You've let your pants down
07:48You've let your country down
07:50And accompanied it with this photo
07:54He's just showing a photo of Donald Duck
07:57Going do you know what
07:58If it's good enough for him
08:00That's his dry cleaning bill
08:01He's going
08:01Well it says trousers here
08:03But they don't have
08:04I don't want to make a weird story weirder
08:07But is he wearing a nappy?
08:11I mean I don't think so
08:12I mean it's pretty hard to deny your friends with someone
08:14When they've got a photo of you in your underpants
08:17Yeah
08:17I mean it also looks like the worst remake of Notting Hill ever
08:21I'm just a man standing in his pants
08:23Looking at an iPad
08:24Asking you not to take a photo of me
08:27Keith Starmer's now under enormous pressure
08:28To explain why he made Mandelson ambassador to the US
08:31Well look this is a thing that's come out of it
08:34And it could be the argument that he made an ambassador to the US
08:37Because you kind of
08:38To deal with a wrongun you send a wrongun
08:41That could have been one argument
08:42But either way
08:43There is no defence
08:45Because he knowingly
08:46Gave the job
08:47To someone who has been sacked twice
08:50And no matter what level of friendship
08:52Was friends
08:53With a convicted sex trafficker
08:55Which makes me wonder
08:56Who did he turn down?
09:01He just goes out into the waiting room
09:03He's like
09:03Yeah so
09:04Thanos
09:04Saw from the jigsaw films
09:06Jigsaw from the saw films
09:07Do you know what
09:11The annoying thing is
09:11I applied for that job
09:15On Wednesday
09:15Starmer said in parliament
09:17He knew Mandelson had kept in touch with Epstein
09:18But he wasn't aware of the extent of their friendship
09:21And look to be fair to Keir Starmer
09:22It's not like Mandelson was walking around
09:24Wearing an Epstein branded sweater
09:26Although this exposing photo
09:27That was freely available online
09:29Shows Mandelson walking around
09:30In an Epstein branded sweater
09:32I mean to make it worse
09:34He wore that to the interview
09:37Are you still friends with J.P. Epstein?
09:40No
09:41Apparently he swapped it for a pair of trousers
09:43That's what I've heard
09:45Well you can't see there
09:46On the back it says
09:47My best friend owns Pedo Island
09:48And all I got was this lousy sweater
09:52Starmer is now outraged
09:53That Mandelson lied to him
09:54I mean who would have thought
09:55The guy whose nickname
09:56Was genuinely the Prince of Darkness
09:58And who had previously misled
10:00A Labour Prime Minister
10:01Might be a liar
10:02This glossy photo taken
10:04Of Keir Starmer yesterday
10:05Kind of sums up his week
10:06Obliviously standing
10:07In front of a giant red flag
10:12The Prime Minister is now being asked
10:13To release all the files
10:15On the vetting process for Mandelson
10:16Yeah I don't
10:17I mean it doesn't sound like
10:18There was a lot of vetting
10:19So much so
10:21That I don't think
10:22They even checked
10:22Mandelson's Wikipedia
10:23Because on his Wikipedia
10:25There is a whole section
10:26Called inappropriate links
10:28And that goes on for a page
10:29And doesn't even include
10:31The stuff of Epstein
10:31That has its own page
10:34There's so little vetting
10:36That they didn't even notice
10:37On Mandelson's CV
10:38You still had Epstein
10:39There's a reference
10:42We can't seem to get in touch
10:44With your reference Peter
10:46And to be fair
10:47No one tells the truth
10:48In their job interview
10:49I mean I told Channel 4
10:50I only had one foot
10:51Really had to follow through
10:52On that one
10:57A lot of people thought
10:57This week there might even
10:58Be a challenge
10:59To Keir Starmer's leadership
11:00But the two main contenders
11:02Are Angela Rayner
11:03Who's under investigation
11:04For underpaying stamp duty
11:05And Wes Streeting
11:06Who genuinely spent
11:08Most of the week
11:08Deleting photos of himself
11:10With Mandelson
11:10On Instagram
11:13And presumably throwing away
11:14Their handmade friendship bracelets
11:17Chantal said
11:18Is it okay to say
11:18You were at Pizza Express
11:19When you weren't?
11:23Yes
11:24The Andrew
11:24Formerly known as Prince
11:25Featured in the files
11:27As did his wife
11:28Sarah Ferguson
11:29Who also continued
11:30To stay friends with Epstein
11:31After his conviction
11:32She even took her kids
11:33To hang out with him
11:34After he'd spent time in jail
11:36I mean look
11:37I mean
11:37My mum's taken me
11:39On some shit days out
11:40But that's
11:43I mean
11:45Next time your kids
11:46Have a go at you
11:46For where you're taking them
11:47Just go
11:48I'll tell you what
11:49Sarah Ferguson
11:49You see where she took hers
11:52Yeah I wondered
11:53Why Elaine Brooker
11:53Had turned up in the documents
11:58Sarah Ferguson's
11:58Upcoming children's book
11:59Book is now being pulped
12:00Before even being released
12:02And investigators
12:03Are checking the flight logs
12:04For Budgie the little helicopter
12:07Andrew meanwhile
12:08Finally left the luxurious
12:09Royal Lodge
12:10On Monday night
12:11And is now in the process
12:12Of moving to his new abode
12:14In Sandringham
12:15I just
12:16I wonder with
12:17Andrew
12:18Whether there's just gonna like
12:19There's gonna keep being scandals
12:21And every time
12:22He's just gonna have to
12:23Keep downsizing
12:24Where he lives
12:25And keep getting moved on
12:26Until eventually
12:27He just has to like
12:28Live in a cupboard
12:29Under the stairs
12:30Like Harry Potter
12:30Well
12:31He says obviously
12:32He's not allowed
12:33Within 500 yards
12:33Of Hogwarts
12:37But the thing with it
12:38Is like
12:38There is a royal
12:39He keeps moving
12:40Royal residences
12:41There is one perfect
12:43The Tower of London
12:47Funnily enough
12:47Meghan Markle
12:48Released her own brand
12:49Of chocolate this morning
12:50But with everything
12:50That's going on with Andrew
12:51She should have been
12:52She should have released popcorn
12:56Someone called
12:56Belligerent Goat said
12:57Is it okay that
12:58Trump is mentioned
12:58In the Epstein papers
12:59More than Harry Potter
13:00Is in the whole series
13:02Yes that's true
13:03The name Donald Trump
13:04Appears more times
13:05In the Epstein files
13:06Than the name Harry Potter
13:07Appears in all seven
13:09Harry Potter novels
13:10Trump was questioned
13:11About the files this week
13:12He tried to move on
13:13And then characteristically
13:15Snapped at the reporter
13:16In this antagonistic clip
13:19I think it's time
13:20Now for the country
13:21To maybe get onto
13:23Something else
13:24Like healthcare
13:26Something that people
13:27Care about
13:28What would you say
13:29Go ahead CNN
13:31You are the worst reporter
13:33No one to see
13:34CNN has no ratings
13:36Because of people like you
13:37You know she's a young woman
13:38I don't think I've ever
13:40Seen you smile
13:40I've known you for
13:41Ten years
13:42I don't think I've ever
13:43Seen a smile
13:44I'm asking you about
13:45Survivors of Jeffrey
13:46You know why
13:46You're not smiling
13:47Because you know
13:48You're not telling the truth
13:49And you're
13:50You're a very dishonest
13:51Organisation
13:52And they should be
13:54Ashamed of you
13:55I mean you're not
13:59I mean
14:00It's awful
14:01But you're not
14:02Going to smile
14:03While asking questions
14:05About sex trafficking
14:06That would make you
14:07An absolute psycho
14:08It would be the same
14:08As like
14:09On a show
14:10When you're about
14:10To talk about
14:11Stuff like that
14:12Coming out
14:12At the start
14:13Wearing like
14:13Nipple clamps
14:14It would be
14:17It would be crazy
14:25It's so mad
14:26That Trump can talk
14:26To people like that
14:27And no one says
14:28Anything about it
14:28And all the people
14:29Around him
14:29Like it's so
14:30Do you know what
14:31I'd love to see
14:32I'm just watching that
14:33I'd love to see
14:34You know because
14:34There's always someone
14:35Just standing next to him
14:36Right
14:36I'd love to see
14:37Someone just go
14:39How cool would that be
14:41If someone just went
14:42That's not how you
14:42Talk to women
14:43Dickhead
14:43Straight in the face
14:44You used to get
14:45Like a cuff
14:45Cuff around the ear
14:46In front of your parents
14:47And then all his hair
14:48Goes over
14:48And then he has to
14:51Look Donald Trump
14:52Has got two methods
14:52Of dealing with
14:53Questions about
14:53Jeffrey Epstein
14:54The first is to attack
14:55Which he just did then
14:56The second is to do
14:57Something outrageous
14:58To try to change
14:59The subject
15:01Now
15:02This afternoon
15:03The President of the
15:04United States
15:05Put out a post
15:05That depicted
15:06Barack and
15:07Michelle Obama
15:08As apes
15:10You might not have
15:10Seen this
15:11No reason
15:11No connection
15:12To the rest of the
15:13Post
15:13Just Barack
15:14And Michelle Obama
15:15As monkeys
15:16Bernie Sanders
15:17Called it racist
15:18Nancy Pelosi
15:19Called it racist
15:20And the only
15:20Black Republican
15:21Senator in Congress
15:22Tim Scott
15:23Called it
15:24The most racist
15:25Thing I've seen
15:26Out of this
15:26White House
15:27You know you're
15:28In trouble
15:28When your response
15:29To people linking
15:30You to a pedophile
15:31Is to get them
15:31To call you a racist
15:32Because that's what
15:33This was
15:34A racist post
15:35Put out by the
15:35White House
15:36After initially
15:37Calling it fake
15:38Outrage
15:38The White House
15:39Eventually took
15:39Down the post
15:40After 14 hours
15:41And said it was
15:42Erroneously put up
15:43By a staffer
15:44Not surprisingly though
15:45They have yet
15:46To apologise
15:48The thing I think
15:49About this stuff is
15:50Obviously we're
15:50Talking about
15:51Keir Starmer
15:52At the moment
15:53We're talking about
15:53The threat to
15:54Whether he should
15:55Still be Prime Minister
15:56Because of putting
15:57Peter Manderson
15:57In his job
15:58And we're talking
15:58About
15:59That's the rhetoric
16:00That's coming out
16:01At the moment
16:02If number 10
16:04Put out something
16:04Like that
16:05He's gone by the
16:06Time we're on it
16:07He's absolutely
16:07Gone
16:08And people keep
16:10Saying with Trump
16:10How long is it
16:11How long can he keep
16:12How far can he keep
16:14Pushing it
16:15And for me
16:15Like I didn't even
16:16See that
16:16Like something like that
16:18Yeah
16:18And it's quite scary
16:19To think that
16:20Actually
16:20I'm worried that
16:21There isn't a limit
16:22No there isn't
16:23Yeah
16:34Someone called
16:34Mrs Murray said
16:35Is it okay that
16:36No one is facing
16:36Consequences of the
16:38Epstein files
16:39See this is what
16:39It all boils down to
16:40And no it is not okay
16:41Because the truth is
16:42There is an organised
16:43Cabal of the global
16:44Elite who've been
16:45Abusing children
16:46On a private island
16:47Now the irony is
16:48MAGA supporters
16:49Have been telling us
16:50This for years
16:50But it turns out
16:51Members of their team
16:52Might be involved as well
16:53Because this isn't
16:54A democrat thing
16:55Or a republican thing
16:56This is a rich
16:57White man thing
16:58And the real victims
16:59Are the women
17:00And the girls
17:00Who were involved
17:01Meanwhile the only
17:02Person currently in jail
17:03For any of this
17:03Is Ghislaine Maxwell
17:05Scotland Yard is now
17:06Investigating Peter
17:07Mandelson
17:07Great
17:07But not for his
17:08Links to a pedophile
17:09They're investigating him
17:11For leaking classified documents
17:12What message does that send
17:14It's okay to hang out
17:15With a pedo
17:16Just don't cc him in
17:17On a sensitive email
17:18All of which brings us
17:20Back to where we started
17:20After years of controversy
17:22Peter Scandelson
17:23May finally
17:24Be stepping away
17:25From politics
17:25So let's say goodbye
17:27To the man
17:28They called Mandy
17:29In song
17:39Mandelson
17:40Mandelson said goodbye
17:43Feels like the 15th time
17:47The shadow of a man
17:50You're facing a photo
17:52Standing in your pants
17:54A woman beside you
17:57You knew how to find a way
18:01To get somebody else to pay
18:05You met an oligarch
18:08On a yacht
18:09In your speedos
18:11At the end of the day
18:12You were friends with a pedo
18:15Oh Mandy
18:16There's nothing that we can fuck in now
18:21So they sent you away
18:24Oh Mandy
18:26When are you going to live now
18:30Perhaps you can stay with Andy
18:45Sensational
18:50Carly Baker everyone
18:54All right let's welcome tonight's guests
18:56One's got big jokes
18:57The other's got big jugs
18:58You decide which is which
18:59Please welcome comedian Judy Love
19:01And artist Grayson Perry
19:27I'm now Grayson are you okay
19:29You're in a boat
19:30I think I'm turning into
19:32Adam Hill's tribute act
19:36I've got the beard
19:38I just thought I needed an accessory
19:40Now I've torn my Achilles
19:43Which is very boring and long winded
19:45So is Josh's cake
19:49It's quite nice the cake actually
19:50Thank you
19:51Oh nice
19:52So listen what did you
19:53I mean what do you both make
19:54Of the Mandelson scandal
19:56I mean if you could find me
19:57I just want a bit more pictures
19:59Of him without just being in his pants
20:01Do you know what I mean
20:02He's just out there constantly
20:03Just got everything out
20:05Which should not be shocked by
20:06Because he's on this list
20:08It's just a bit messy isn't it
20:09It's a lot
20:10I think the main thing
20:11That sticks in my head
20:11Not about him
20:12Is that you know
20:13There was a lot of heart
20:14Hate towards Obama
20:15And Michelle
20:16But Obama wasn't on the list
20:18That's all I'm saying
20:19Yeah right
20:19Happy Black History Month
20:30I'm just shocked that Peter Mandelson
20:31Didn't see it coming
20:32I mean you know
20:33He's worked with the press
20:34All of his career
20:35You know he was the prince of darkness
20:38You know the manipulator of the media
20:40And he thought he could keep that a secret
20:43You know it's like mate
20:44It was already public knowledge
20:46You know yonks ago anyway
20:47Yeah
20:48He had a connection
20:48And it's blown up in his face
20:51Like surprise surprise
20:52It's blown up years later
20:54Do you know what I mean
20:54To a certain extent
20:55They've got away with it for so long
20:56It's only now
20:57Yeah
20:58It's kind of come
20:58It's come out a few times
20:59But I think
21:00You know their secret now
21:01Definitely is at a stage
21:02Where it's out there
21:04There's no more hiding
21:05It's giving the elite
21:05A bad name
21:06And as a member of it
21:07I'm a bit
21:12You just need to know
21:13How much of a member are you
21:14That's all
21:15Well you know
21:16I'm a member of the liberal elite
21:17You know
21:18And you know
21:18And maybe Keir Starmer's been a bit naive
21:21Because you know
21:22He's having that kind of moment
21:23A bit like that Mitchell and Webb sketch
21:25Where they go
21:25Are we the baddies
21:26You know it's sort of like
21:27Yeah left wing people do shit things too
21:31Speaking of shit things
21:33We mentioned Donald Trump earlier
21:34After that horrifically racist post
21:37This week he announced
21:38He's going to build an arch
21:40For himself in Washington
21:41I mean
21:42When I was hearing the size of it
21:43And all the description
21:44It just felt like he was just describing his ego
21:47If I'm honest with you
21:48Yeah yeah yeah
21:48You know what I mean
21:48Just massive
21:49I mean we can expect anything from this man
21:52I feel like I'm just
21:53At the moment watching one of those
21:54You know those films
21:55Where you've got all the bad man
21:56And they're running the world
21:58You know
21:58Oh my god no
21:59This is reality
21:59This is what's happening
22:00It's crazy
22:01250 feet high
22:03It's going to be taller than the arctic tree
22:04Five times as tall as Marble Arch in London
22:06Wow
22:07That's an illustrative comparison
22:08Now Grayson
22:11We ahead of this show
22:13Asked you if you could possibly give us a demonstration
22:15Yep
22:15Of what you think the arch should look like
22:18Yeah I do
22:18Shall I go and have a go
22:20Yes if that's okay
22:20Yep
22:21You're going to draw it for us
22:22And explain what it is as you go
22:23I'll put on me drawing glasses
22:25Oh
22:27So I thought
22:28The tallest arch in America
22:30Is the St Louis arch
22:32Is the gateway to the west
22:34And it's kind of like that sort of shape
22:35Like that
22:36Yeah
22:36Right
22:37And that's 600 feet high right
22:40Yeah
22:40But I thought
22:41Trump would want to go
22:42Double on that one
22:44And so
22:45Then we got the golden arches right
22:49Yeah
22:50So that would be his favourite food
22:52And then I thought
22:53A big portrait of Donald
22:55In the middle here
22:55With his hair
22:56And his hair
22:57That could be like golden
22:59And every morning
23:00Instead of
23:01The flag
23:02Like they're like a little ritual
23:03They could sort of comb his hair over
23:06And then he'd have his big tie
23:09Dangling right the way down to the ground
23:11And on the top
23:12I thought we'd have four statues
23:15Of
23:15We got Jeff Bezos
23:18Up here
23:19Because these are the heroes of his age
23:21Yeah
23:21We've got Elon Musk here
23:23There's Elon Musk with his little hair there
23:26We've got Mark Zuckerberg
23:28That's a fringe there
23:30Yeah
23:30And the other one
23:32Is the other bloke
23:33Oh I know
23:34Sam Altman
23:35Of OpenAI
23:36Yeah
23:37You know
23:37And the whole
23:38The whole thing
23:39Is built
23:40I think
23:41From the remains
23:43Of all those
23:44Redundant data centres
23:46In the desert
23:47That will prove to be
23:49Completely useless
23:50In about five years time
23:52Amazing
23:52Yeah
23:54Yeah
24:03Oh
24:04And I did put it
24:05Talking of Sam Altman
24:07I did put it into AI
24:08Oh right
24:09Yeah so I don't know if it was coming up
24:10I did put it into AI
24:11The design
24:12There it is
24:15I mean you know
24:16It's pretty good isn't it
24:23We'll have more last week
24:24Before you after the break
24:24We'll check out the Winter Olympic story
24:26That just keeps getting bigger
24:27We'll see you in a little bit
24:43Welcome back to Life Leg
24:44We're joined by Judy Love and Grayson Perry
24:46A little bit of lighter news now
24:47A man in France this week
24:48Was rushed to hospital
24:50With a World War One missile
24:51Stuck in his rectum
24:56On disposal units
24:57Were called to the scene
24:58Over fears of an explosion
25:00And had to defuse the shell
25:03I mean what an episode
25:04Of Time Team that's going to be
25:10He might have been trying to save his friends
25:11He just put it up there
25:14I mean he's being prosecuted now
25:17Isn't he
25:17So better a legal charge
25:19Than an explosive charge
25:22Sorry everyone
25:24What am I to get banned
25:25From the Imperial War Museum
25:28Pull up the bomb
25:29No harm done
25:34Sorry
25:34This is my favourite story
25:36I know
25:37I'm just letting it breathe
25:38You just tripped on it
25:39And just fell onto it
25:40What the thing is
25:42That's what those people always say
25:43I was changing a light bulb
25:45And I tripped
25:46And it somehow got up there
25:48I think he opened up
25:49He obviously opened it up
25:54He admitted
25:54He said it was a sex game
25:56Really?
25:57Do you work up to that?
25:58You know what
25:58I hate to kink shame someone
26:00But that is fucking weird
26:01That is
26:03You don't like
26:03You work
26:04Does he work
26:05Do you work up to that?
26:07What?
26:09Back through the wars?
26:11Has he gone straight in
26:13And just gone
26:13Do you know what
26:14Shall we try the bomb?
26:16Yeah
26:17I mean
26:18It's
26:19It's very adrenalised
26:21I imagine
26:22It's probably quite an adrenaline addict
26:23Yeah
26:24Let's face it
26:26You know
26:26Playing that kind of Russian roulette
26:27You know
26:28You could really
26:33I think it was the right side
26:37Those World War II ones
26:38Just don't do it for me
26:42In local news this week
26:43Government officials are looking to attract
26:44Ethnic minorities to the British countryside
26:46After a report found it was
26:48Middle class and too white
26:50Wow
26:50Well that's a question for me
26:52Is it?
26:55Yeah
26:55What would make the
26:57Well I don't know because
26:59I mean urban is a kind of euphemism for black quite often isn't it
27:03So maybe rural should be a euphemism for white
27:07Well
27:07Look
27:08Just me personally
27:09I get a little bit nervous when the government starts to invite us ethnic minorities to places
27:14Because this has happened a few times
27:16Windrush
27:17Do you know what I mean?
27:18Yeah
27:19Like
27:19We're going to go there and get deported
27:21What's going to happen?
27:22Like what is going on out there
27:23While they're inviting us
27:25You know
27:25It's such an influx
27:26Like come
27:27Come over here
27:28And I'm like
27:29Hold on
27:29You took us to the fields years ago
27:31We don't want to be in the fields
27:34No more
27:35Well you're going on a tour
27:36So you're going to visit a lot of these places
27:37Yes I am
27:38But I won't be in the fields
27:40I'll be in buildings
27:45Well you can come and see me
27:46Yeah I'm on tour now
27:47All about the love
27:48I'm going to be in Colchester
27:49Nottingham
27:50All over the UK
27:51So yeah
27:52What an interesting two places to choose
27:57I might be in the fields
27:59Yeah
28:00You know Colchester Nottingham
28:02All the biggies
28:06Need I go on?
28:08No I'm at the Apollo in London
28:10Okay
28:10All right
28:13Yeah
28:13Yeah nearly so bad
28:14If it's all the same with you
28:15I'll come to the Colchester
28:18All right let's get on to sport now
28:19Thomas said
28:20Is it okay that the Winter Olympics start on Friday?
28:22Yeah the opening ceremony took place a few hours ago
28:24Featured Mariah Carey and Snoop Dogg
28:26Who also tried out some curling today
28:29In this incongruous image
28:31Is that Snoop?
28:33Yeah Snoop Dogg
28:34Yeah Snoop Dogg
28:34Yeah drop it like it's cold
28:39I'll be honest with you Hillsley
28:40Yeah
28:41Any time you do a hip hop joke
28:42I love it more than a
28:45And look it's not fair that the Olympics get
28:47He is one of the mascots of the Olympics
28:48He was in Paris as well
28:49It's not fair
28:50The Olympics get the best mascots
28:51They get Snoop Dogg
28:52They get Mariah Carey
28:53What do we have at the Paralympics?
28:55This
29:03Moving on
29:06We have to do that for four hours
29:13The most simple dance there
29:15Is still going wrong
29:18Meadow said
29:19Is it okay the US have dispatched ice to Italy
29:21For the Winter Olympics
29:22Yeah there have been massive protests in Italy
29:24After it was announced that US President J.D. Vance
29:26Was bringing members of ice with him for protection
29:28That's the same ice that had been targeting
29:30Undocumented immigrants in America
29:31And killed two US citizens in the past few weeks
29:34Outrage is so high
29:36One of the US team's hospitality venues for the Olympics
29:39Changed its name from the ice house
29:41To the winter house
29:42I mean it's
29:43The Winter Olympics is a pretty difficult place
29:46To not use the word ice
29:48It's obviously the American team
29:50It's like what have we got up next
29:51You know the hockey
29:52The slippy floor hockey
29:57That's why they went with Snoop
29:58They'd originally booked ice tea
30:02There's some hip hop
30:12Meanwhile there's been an incredible story
30:13Come out of the Winter Olympics today
30:15And it's to do with ski jumpers
30:16You know the guys that go off the ramp
30:17Yeah wow
30:18So in the past
30:20Some ski jumpers have been accused
30:21Of wearing slightly oversized suits
30:23That flap in the breeze
30:25And cause them to stay in the air longer
30:27Because it doesn't
30:27You don't need much more extra material
30:29To be a little bit you know more floaty
30:32There is now an accusation
30:33That while being fitted for their suits
30:35Some athletes were injecting their penises
30:38With a substance that increased girth
30:40That way their outfits would have a little extra material
30:44That might act as an in-air sail
30:47Wow
30:47Others were accused of shoving lumps of clay down there
30:50Grayson
30:53The question is this
30:55Is it okay to inject your penis with acid
30:57To get a gold medal?
30:59I firstly would want to see
31:01Which men this is
31:02That is doing this
31:03Like
31:09Yeah
31:10I got a feeling you're not in this for the skiing
31:13I mean maybe it's just about evening it up
31:16Because you've got to have quite big balls
31:17To do that anyway
31:21Yes
31:21I've just been looking at this story all day
31:24And I just kept
31:24All day
31:26The thing I just can't help but wondering is
31:28Do you reckon it works on fingers?
31:32Well if your penis is as small as your finger
31:34You might have a chance
31:35I might just get
31:36I might get some
31:37Best case scenario
31:38I get some
31:39Try it next week
31:40I come in with a big bulge
31:41Get it wrong
31:42I come in with big hands
31:45All right look it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest
31:47Judy and Grayson have to work out how they're linked to this week's news
31:50Can we have the mystery guest please?
31:52Oh oh oh oh oh oh
31:56Mysterious guest
31:57I wanna get close to you
32:01So close to you
32:03So close to you
32:04Uh Josh and Alex who's the mystery guest?
32:06Okay this is Peter
32:07He's 91 years old
32:09And he was in the news this week
32:11The question is why
32:12Can we have the dramatic lighting change please?
32:18He wasn't on the list was he?
32:20He wasn't on the list
32:20He wasn't on the list
32:21He wasn't on the list
32:23He wasn't on the list
32:25Is it?
32:25Is it?
32:26Is it?
32:26Is it?
32:26Is it?
32:28Is it?
32:28Peter is an Olympic ski jumper and got caught injecting his
32:31No no no no
32:32Is it because A
32:34By performing a 360 degree spin and seat drop
32:37He won two gold medals in an over 40s trampolining competition
32:41B
32:42He's a stuntman who this week jumped over
32:44Jumped a car over a bus for the new Mission Impossible film
32:48His 5,000th stunt and a new world record
32:51Or C
32:52He's a parkour expert who this week celebrated 70 years in the game
32:57By climbing to the top of the gherkin
32:59All right
33:00Have a think about it
33:02That's a hard one
33:03We will reveal the identity of the mystery guest after the break
33:06We'll also meet a musician whose new album has been described as the first great album of 2026
33:11A man called Tyler Ballgame
33:12What are you thinking?
33:14Do you have any thoughts?
33:15I don't know
33:15Just if he did any of them I'm surprised he's here
33:20I mean I want it to be flying car but I feel like it's
33:25What's the last one?
33:26Climbed how far?
33:28The gherkin
33:29The gherkin
33:30All right
33:31We'll find out after the break
33:32We'll see you in a little bit
33:48Welcome back to Last Legs
33:49We're joined by Judy Love and Grayson Perry
33:51Now before the break we challenged our guest to work out how this person was connected to the news
33:55Can we have the options again please?
33:58Yes, so has Peter been in the news because he performed a 360 degree spin and seat drop
34:03And won two gold medals in an over 40s trampolining competition
34:07Is it because he is a stuntman who this week jumped a car over a bus for the new Mission
34:12Impossible film?
34:13It was his 5,000th stunt and a new world record
34:16Or is it C?
34:18He is a parkour expert who this week celebrated 70 years in the game by climbing to the top of
34:24the gherkin
34:24What do you think?
34:26Judy, we've decided haven't we?
34:28You tell him
34:28We're going to go for a trampolining star
34:31Trampolining star?
34:32Yes
34:32That's the one we want it to be
34:33That's who we want
34:34Okay
34:34We're looking at him and he looks like he could do
34:37He looked like he'd bounce if you dropped him on
34:39Yeah
34:42Peter, could you tell us how you're connected to the news please?
34:45I did win two gold medals at a trampoline competition
34:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:55That's amazing!
34:58Amazing!
35:00Could you give us a... could you just show us?
35:06I'm going to be completely...
35:09What a legend!
35:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:14I'll tell you the truth Judy
35:16We originally planned to bring in a trampoline and have Peter do some tricks in the studio
35:19And then you realise the insurance
35:21Yeah, we're not insured for a 91 year...
35:23We're literally not insured for a 91 year old man doing trampoline tricks in the studio
35:27Wow, it's okay, I'm insured
35:29Oh, now you tell us!
35:32How do you feel the day after doing your trampolining?
35:35Stiff
35:36There we go, there you go, there's Peter in action
35:39Oh my gosh!
35:41Oh my gosh!
35:41That's a break
35:43So how long have you been trampolining here?
35:48Since 1955
35:50Wow!
35:51Wow!
35:52Wow!
35:53That's amazing!
35:55APPLAUSE
35:58Peter, congratulations on your gold medals, thank you so much for being on the show
36:02Thank you
36:02Round of applause for Peter, congratulations to you
36:04Thank you
36:08Done
36:09Alright, let's welcome another guest now
36:11He's an American singer-songwriter whose debut album has been described as the first great album of 2026
36:16Would you please welcome, Tyler Ballgame
36:31Welcome, welcome
36:32So, look, first things first, Tyler Ballgame is your stage name
36:37Yes
36:37What is your real name?
36:39My real name is Tyler Perry, so I can't use that
36:41Oh wow, so how did you come up with Tyler Ballgame?
36:44Well, I'm from kind of outside the Boston area and there's a great Boston Red Sox baseball player named Ted
36:49Williams
36:50They called him Teddy Ballgame
36:51Ah
36:52And he was like the greatest to ever do it
36:53Yeah
36:54So, it was kind of a joke on myself, you know, at the time I was living at home in
36:58my mom's basement
36:59Nothing going on, so I was like, Tyler Ballgame, killing it, you know
37:03We've got the album here, which is beautiful
37:05We've all been listening to it all week and loving it
37:07So good
37:08What's the track you're going to sing at the end of the show?
37:10Yeah, we're going to do the title track for the first time again
37:13Okay, and tell us a bit about that song
37:15Yeah, we recorded it with a great producer named Jonathan Rado
37:19All to tape, all using analogue, you know, live to tape
37:23And, yeah, it's a beautiful song
37:25I think, I always think it's about the perennial nature of love
37:28You know, this love that forms us and wraps us and sets us out into the world
37:32And through our lives we might lose that love, but I think it's never far, you know
37:37It's always waiting in a new face or a new form
37:39And honestly, wait till you hear his voice
37:41Wait till you hear his voice
37:43Let's be honest though, did you come to the UK for a break?
37:45Did you come for a break?
37:48Yeah
37:49People are just like, yeah, I'm going to promote an album
37:50No, stop that, I need to come for a break
37:52Adopt me, please
37:53Yeah
37:54How are you finding the UK and the UK audiences?
37:57It's great, UK audiences are very polite
38:03Oh, but you, and you've developed a weird crush over here though, right?
38:06Yeah, I do have a British crush
38:07Uh-huh
38:08Oh, really?
38:09Yeah, you know how
38:12You know how, um, you guys have trains here?
38:14Yeah
38:15Um, we're aware
38:17There's a
38:19There's that voice, you know, see it, say it, sorted
38:27Where is she?
38:29That's a new fetish on my, I've never heard of that one before
38:32I'll tell you where she is
38:34Yeah
38:34We've tracked her down
38:35Come on
38:36And she's here tonight
38:37Yes
38:38Would you please welcome Emma Hignett
38:54I was just making sure Tyler doesn't look like he's using that injection
39:01So Emma, I mean, we have to get you to say it
39:05Can you at least prove that you are, go on
39:08Say it, say it, sorted
39:10Oh
39:15Oh
39:16Oh
39:16Oh
39:16Oh
39:16Oh
39:16Oh
39:16Oh
39:21Jamaican
39:21What?
39:22Now Judy, you told a story this week in an interview
39:24About your first ever concert experience
39:26Yes, I did
39:27I went and saw Blue
39:29Yeah
39:29Yeah, I loved them
39:30I was thinking I was about 18 or 19 or so
39:33And I went with my friend, Fran
39:34And we got a little bit excited
39:37And we decided, like, to really live in the moment
39:40So we took off our bras and threw it at them
39:42Yeah
39:44It literally nearly stopped the concert
39:46It licked one of them in their face
39:48Well
39:49As you said, we got the big
39:50And it was like the whole, like, G-cup filled his head
39:53Yeah
39:54It was
39:54Well, I'll be honest
39:56That gave us an idea for a game
40:13Welcome to bras in their eyes
40:15We've set up a boy band of mannequins of Josh and Alex and I that were left over from last
40:20week
40:20We're calling them Blue Badge
40:23Judy and Tyler have to throw bras at the mannequins
40:25Three each
40:26The scoring system is this
40:28If you hit a mannequin, you get 10 points
40:29If you get a bra on the arm, you get 20
40:32And if a bra on the head, you get 30 points
40:35Emma, any tips for them?
40:37See it, throw it, sorted
40:41Judy, you can go first
40:42Judy, you can go first
40:43One at a time
40:44Judy, you can go first
40:44I have to say, I'm keeping this one
40:45I'm keeping this one
40:49Oh!
40:51Oh!
40:52Oh!
40:5220 points
40:53Oh!
40:56Oh!
40:57Nothing there, nothing there
40:59Oh!
41:0120 points, Tyler
41:03Welcome to British television
41:05Oh!
41:07Nothing
41:07You're delicate with it
41:08I know
41:09It's all about touch
41:10Oh!
41:12I've got to try
41:13Cowboy
41:13No, baby, no, baby
41:15Oh!
41:17Judy, love you are the winner
41:19Come and collect your 40
41:20What?
41:21Oh!
41:23By the way
41:24He's killed
41:28Your face, that's mine
41:31That's genuinely the only time my arms caught a bra
41:37Is that literally you?
41:39Is that literally you?
41:41Is that literally you?
41:41Yeah
41:42We'll have more last week for you after the break
41:44As Josh wraps up the last seven days
41:46And Tyler ends the show with a song and his beautiful voice
41:48We'll see you in a little bit
42:05Welcome back to Last Leg
42:07We're joined by Judy Love, Grayson Carey and Tyler Ballgame
42:10Very briefly
42:11Look, we talked a lot about the Epstein files tonight
42:13And we thought
42:14We tried to keep it sensitive
42:15And we tried to keep it appropriate
42:16But someone has complained
42:18Can we please use the correct British pronunciation of paedophile?
42:23Let's not degrade ourselves with the US pronunciation, please
42:28What, nonce?
42:31Josh has been redacting the last seven days
42:33What have you got?
42:34Oh, would you like to see a delightful clip
42:36It's one of our favourite genres
42:37Yep
42:37Failed parkour attempt
42:39Yes, please
42:41This one's from Donegal
42:42I love them
42:44Oh, no
42:44Oh, oh, oh
42:46Oh, oh
42:47Oh, oh
42:47Oh, oh
42:50Add it to the museum
42:51Yep
42:52Oh
42:52And I haven't got the next one
42:54Yeah
42:54Judy saw a clip this week
42:55I have
42:56The greatest thing I've ever seen
42:58Would you like to see an emotional clip
43:00From the one and only Mr. Craig David's holiday
43:03In the Maldives
43:05Yes, please
43:07So this fish just literally just jumped out of the sea
43:11And you're going back in here, my friend
43:14Oh my gosh
43:16That's what
43:18That's the full moon for you
43:22That's the full moon
43:25Come on, come on
43:26Come on, come on
43:27You've still got it inside of you
43:28You've still got it
43:35Oh dear
43:38Alright, we are about to end the show with a song from Tyler Ballgame
43:42But before we do
43:43That was so stupid
43:43Would you please thank our guests
43:44Judy Love
43:48Grayson Perry
43:51And Tyler Ballgame
43:55And my co-host Josh Whittacombe
43:58And Alex Brooker
44:01We'll be back next week with actor Brian Cox
44:03And comedians Flo and Joan
44:04But right now this is Tyler Ballgame
44:06With his new song
44:07For the first time again
44:08Emma, all yours
44:09Thanks for watching The Last Leg
44:11His name's Adam Hills
44:13See you next week for The Next Leg
44:14See it, say it, sorted
44:22Shook the hand of unbound desire
44:33Shook the hand of unbound desire
44:34Leaned in close in love and made its fools
44:44So many lives never surrender
44:53When it's all that random we tried
45:07Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
45:18Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
45:29I love you, I love you, I've known you forever
45:41Your fire was and always will be
45:51I learned your name
45:54I learned your name
45:55But missed its meaning
46:00Oh and I didn't know how to feel
46:14Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
46:25Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
46:35Oh, I knew you once
46:38I know you now
46:41I've known you forever
46:47Can't wait to reach out for the first time
46:52Again
47:08Oh, I knew you
47:22Thank you
47:32Thank you
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