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The Real Housewives of Miami - Season 7 - Episode 15: Birthday Blues Cruise
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00:01.
00:05Previously on The Real Housewives of Miami.
00:07Cheers!
00:09Cheers!
00:10Cheers!
00:11To the resilient ladies!
00:13Five days ago, we were screaming in Spain.
00:16This is the third dinner that all of you guys ruined.
00:19She is the one that gonna mention.
00:20Stop demanding answers from people.
00:22We don't answer to you.
00:22Yeah, what's wrong with you?
00:23You are lucky I'm shutting my mouth.
00:25La, la, la, la, la, open it.
00:26Great time to go on a crib.
00:29My apology is here, and her apology needs to be up here.
00:31I need her to just, like, leave Jody out of it.
00:35Well, Jody needs to leave himself out of it, too.
00:37Julia says to me in front of the whole bus,
00:39you're bossy.
00:40They both say that if they break your rules,
00:42you're gonna leave them stranded.
00:43I was worried, too, that Alexi and you would have another
00:45and then we would be stranded.
00:47But I like you. I wanna be friends.
00:50New start, Mighty Mouse.
00:52Okay, new start, Mighty Mouse.
00:57I may be a Cuban doll, but I'm no one's toy.
01:02It's hard to get on my backside because I don't have one.
01:06I'm a fierce fighter and an even stronger survivor.
01:10My chicken coop is full, and now so is my house.
01:15I may not be prompt, but I'm worth the wait.
01:19I don't just sell luxury. I live it.
01:41Julia! Hi!
01:47That fast? Woo-hoo!
01:50Let's get this party going.
01:53Oh, Julia.
01:54I couldn't get up. I went party last night.
01:56Who's coming to this?
01:58All of us.
01:59Some girls had a workout today.
02:02Aerobics.
02:02The 70s, 80s look.
02:05Good morning!
02:06How are you feeling?
02:09We're late. We're so late. This is so cute.
02:12Last night.
02:13All right, you guys.
02:14All right, you guys.
02:15V-A-N-X!
02:17Yeah!
02:18Hello!
02:19Hola, chicas!
02:20Hello!
02:21What are these things?
02:22They look perverse.
02:23You go like this, look.
02:24But why is the tip jangling?
02:27I am leading aerobics today, whether I like it or not.
02:36Hey!
02:37Oh, my God!
02:39I ain't a recognizer!
02:41I ain't a recognizer!
02:42I ain't a recognizer!
02:43I ain't a recognizer!
02:43Come on!
02:43Make some noise if you're having a good time.
02:45Come on!
02:47Good job!
02:48DJ, give me a beat!
02:51Come on!
02:52Let's go!
02:53Let's go!
02:55Let's go!
02:56Let's go!
02:56Let's go!
02:57Let's go!
02:58Oh, yeah!
02:59Let's go!
02:59I came to the U.S. in 87.
03:02But, you know, in the 80s...
03:07Miami in the 80s was caliente.
03:10I was dating a cocaine cowboy,
03:13and I didn't know that he was a cocaine cowboy.
03:18In the 80s, I was obsessed with Jon Bon Jovi.
03:21Doesn't seem like your type of person.
03:23No, he was definitely my type back then.
03:27Believe it or not, in the 80s, I worked out.
03:30When I was a teenager, but...
03:32I was always in the back,
03:34because I didn't want anybody watching me like...
03:42In the 80s, I was like four in diapers.
03:48And my husband was in college.
03:51And I was like...
03:52Hey!
03:55See you all later, sales!
03:57Have a great day!
04:02Ladies, you were excellent!
04:03Excellent work!
04:04That's why I love 80s.
04:0580s was the best time, man.
04:07How was your dinner last night?
04:09Our dinner was...
04:10We were reflecting on a lot of things within the group,
04:12obviously, and you and Lisa.
04:14And I think that...
04:16There's a step forward.
04:17How are you feeling about the situation?
04:19because we talked about it too.
04:20With her? Yeah.
04:21Oh, what did she say?
04:22You know, I was honest with her and I told her,
04:24how much longer are we going to do this?
04:25You know, this has been way too long.
04:28It's out of control and you need to move forward.
04:32Can you do it? I feel like I see your wheels spinning.
04:34No, no, no. I'm there. I've been there.
04:37But I'm saying, like, she really isn't a responsive friend.
04:41We're going back to the details.
04:42No, no, no. I'm friends with both of you
04:45and I really believe that both of you want to fix this.
04:48Yeah.
04:49Lars and Lisa both have to shut up
04:50and not talk about the past anymore.
04:52They just have to say, you know what?
04:54I'm so sorry it was an asshole.
04:55I'm so sorry I hurt you and I want to fix this.
04:59But if they start talking about the past,
05:01they're going to get into a fight again.
05:03They both know it hurt each other.
05:04And it's just like trying not to do it.
05:06I'm worried that you guys aren't able to help yourselves.
05:08Drop the details.
05:22My vagina needs vitamins.
05:24Oh, my God.
05:31Howdy.
05:32That's a nice pose.
05:33Yeah, my vagina needs light.
05:35Okay.
05:37The vagina needs light.
05:38Good morning, darling.
05:38You look gorgeous.
05:40Is that a mimosa?
05:41Yes.
05:41Is it fresh squeezed?
05:43Because I'm allergic to the ones that are not.
05:44I break out in hives and then I go, eh.
05:47Okay.
05:47Okay.
05:47You can do that.
05:49Okay.
05:49Awesome.
05:51I saw Adriana today.
05:52This is your best friend, Adriana.
05:53Okay.
05:54He's like sad about, you know, the age and the birthday.
05:59Like your birthday's coming up next week
06:00and I don't know why you want to deny it.
06:02And like pretend it's not happening and I still like.
06:04Because there's ageism in this world
06:06and people, when they find out your age,
06:08they treat you differently.
06:09I talked to her about the birthday
06:11and she doesn't, she doesn't want to celebrate it.
06:15Hello, guys.
06:16Hi.
06:17This is so nice.
06:19Look at Stephanie.
06:19Look at nautical Stephanie.
06:20You look good, Adriana.
06:29Hola, chicas.
06:30Hello.
06:30How was the workout?
06:32So fun.
06:33Alexa didn't recognize me.
06:35Gertie's got rhythm.
06:36Of course she has rhythm.
06:37Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
06:39Where's Lisa and Larsa?
06:47Can I try a glass of Rosé?
06:49You know what, I'll also get a green juice.
06:54Stephanie, you know where Larsa is.
06:56You have like an air tag on her.
06:57Yeah, last I heard she was talking to Lisa.
06:59Oh, my God, should we check to see
07:01if anybody's floating overboard?
07:02Can Larsa swim?
07:04She, Larsa floats, are you kidding me?
07:06Larsa will float.
07:07Larsa will float.
07:08Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
07:11ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:12Hey.
07:13Hello.
07:14Hi.
07:15Looking gorge.
07:16Thanks, same.
07:17They always look good.
07:18I'm so happy the weather's warmer.
07:20Oh, thank you.
07:21This is all yours?
07:22Oh, yeah, well, I ordered a, well, I wanted to detox.
07:25With wine and green juice?
07:27Yeah.
07:27Okay.
07:28So I wanted to, I don't know why I'm nervous.
07:32I'm very nervous.
07:33I'm not even nervous, I just have anxiety about it.
07:35Yeah.
07:35Like, I don't, I don't want this.
07:37I think it's terrible.
07:39I think it's gone too far.
07:40And I don't want it to get to the point, like, where there's no, absolutely no coming back.
07:46I just think.
07:46Yeah, same.
07:47We gotta stop.
07:49I know you were going through a lot, and I feel like you, you said things to me that
07:52were like, they hurt me to my bone.
07:55Like, honestly.
07:57I don't want to, like, go through all of it, but I think you saying that I, that you
08:01know the paparazzi that I hired, that was really crazy.
08:07To move on, we can't go back to talk about these things.
08:10The details.
08:11The details.
08:12And we're like, drop the f***ing details.
08:14See, I just felt like you weren't there for me, and that's how I felt.
08:20How many times have we tried?
08:22We've been through all over the world, like, trying to fix this.
08:26Literally all over the world.
08:28I could never be friends with someone that was publicly bashing my friend.
08:33Jodi, you're like, you're a psycho.
08:35You're such a victim.
08:36A victim.
08:36It's like, really sad.
08:37Because everything is always about Lisa.
08:39You live in Lisa land.
08:40Get out.
08:41Loser.
08:41Get out.
08:42So, what's the problem?
08:43Your boyfriend is texting me things that he shouldn't be texting.
08:47Why were you involving him?
08:48I don't want to go backwards.
08:50We, let's just agree to disagree.
08:52Let's move forward, and just shut it down.
08:54I think for us to get so angry, it's because there's a lot of feelings there.
08:59Yeah.
09:00And I don't want to ever say Jodi's name again, but like, you know, like, we come as a pair.
09:06Like, we've been together for a while now, and I don't want you two to have a thing.
09:10And when, like, we're all together, I hate it.
09:13No, I do too.
09:15I do too.
09:16I do too.
09:16I, um...
09:17Makes me sad.
09:19I know.
09:19Me too.
09:20And I don't want to make you sad.
09:21That's not my intention, you know?
09:23I feel like we've been friends for so long, and we've had so many good times.
09:27I'm sorry.
09:28Don't cry.
09:28I don't want you to cry.
09:29No, no, it's like, I just...
09:32Like, you really feel like I don't...
09:35I miss you too.
09:38I miss you too.
09:39I don't want to fight with you either.
09:40I just...
09:41You know, like, I love you, you know, I love your kids.
09:45You know that.
09:46I love yours.
09:47I'm sorry if I talked about your boyfriend.
09:49I will never talk about him again.
09:51I also want to apologize.
09:53I actually unfollowed you too.
09:55You unfollowed me too?
09:56Yeah, in Spain, I was so mad I unfollowed you, but I'm gonna follow you back right now.
09:59You are such a brat, Christina.
10:02That was a bratish move following.
10:04You didn't know because...
10:05I would have taken all your photos off too.
10:07And I've got a lot of photos of you.
10:08You're so petty.
10:13Girls, so I rent out the spa.
10:15You can have whatever you want.
10:17Yes.
10:18Oh, Larsa just wrote back.
10:22She goes, I made up with Lisa.
10:24I'm on the deck.
10:25Woo!
10:27Oh, my God.
10:29Thank you, baby.
10:30Join us.
10:32Nice party tonight.
10:33So now we can all have dinner together tonight.
10:36Yes.
10:36I like it.
10:38This feels good.
10:39And we're all wearing red tonight because it's scarlet night.
10:42Wait.
10:42Maybe we need to touch base with Stephanie's situation and you, Alexia.
10:47Yeah.
10:49I feel like I always get blamed for everything.
10:52And it was really more Marisol that was so adamant about me not going and you just let her off
10:57the hook.
10:58No, but it wasn't...
10:58No, she's...
10:59It wasn't like that, but...
11:01No, it was like that.
11:02Don't look at me.
11:03It was two of us that didn't go on your plane.
11:04I'm sorry.
11:05It's hard to look at twins when they're not attached right now.
11:07So if you stand together, I can look at...
11:09I can't put my eyes like this.
11:11You really, really hurt me, Stephanie.
11:13I was very hurt too.
11:14And I think we should talk about it by ourselves.
11:16I think Alexia and I butt heads a lot because clearly we're both alphas.
11:21And every little thing just escalates so quickly.
11:25Listen, for everyone that make up and we all come together and we're moving a piece of clothing.
11:31You're gonna be naked pretty soon, Kiki.
11:33I don't wanna see your tits anymore, man.
11:35Oh my God, you know my tits are the best tits you've seen.
11:37They're gray, but I've seen enough of them.
11:39Show me your dick.
11:42I'm gonna go use the restroom.
11:44Guys, since Adriana stepped out, maybe that's the moment we talk about her birthday.
11:48What are we gonna do tonight?
11:49Oh yeah.
11:49Do something sweet for her.
11:51A cake.
11:52Because remember like yesterday, she said, no, no, no, nothing for my birthday.
11:55We have to do it.
11:56Whether she says no or not, we have to do it.
11:58I love it.
11:58I don't care what Adriana wants.
12:00We're gonna give her what she needs.
12:01Any more drinks?
12:02If I have a special request, do you think we could like pull something?
12:05Ma'am.
12:06Okay.
12:07Male strippers.
12:09For sure.
12:27So looking forward to a spa.
12:29Oh my God, me too.
12:30Hi!
12:31Hi ladies.
12:32Welcome to the Redemption Spa.
12:34Mmm.
12:35I already feel redeemed.
12:36Yes.
12:37In the back, you have your two coldest lunch pools.
12:41Oh.
12:41Right over here, you have your warm marble, which you can lie down and relax on.
12:46Oh, I love warm marble.
12:47Yes.
12:48So this is our mud room.
12:50For you, you like to play in the mud.
12:52It's organic mud, so it's really good.
12:55Oh, I know this.
12:56I know this guest.
12:57I know this guest.
12:58I know this guest.
12:59I know this guest.
12:59I know this guest.
13:00Are you gonna join the spa?
13:01Oh.
13:01So enjoy, ladies.
13:03Thank you so much.
13:04You're very welcome.
13:05What do you want?
13:06Some champagne.
13:07I love the smell of relaxation.
13:09It's called redemption.
13:10A similar drink to a screwdriver that you would like, and I know you'd like to probably
13:15say it out loud and order it, is a Harvey Wallbanger.
13:22Oldbanger?
13:24Wait.
13:26Wait.
13:27Wait.
13:27Marisol.
13:28A Harvey Wallbanger?
13:32Why all of the cocktails names after sex?
13:35Because you're sexy.
13:37Oh.
13:37How do you interpret it?
13:38Did you just pull your skirt off, Gertie?
13:41Oh, my God.
13:43I would like to have a Harvey Wallbanger.
13:45I said it.
13:46Anything with banger, of course.
13:48I got it.
13:48Splash around, hooker.
13:50I'm going in.
13:51I'm going in.
13:52I'm going in.
13:53Oh, my God.
13:54You look very rich.
13:56Hello.
13:57Hi.
13:59Mighty Mouse.
14:01Hi.
14:02Oh, .
14:03Kiki.
14:05Wow.
14:05She's brave, let me tell you.
14:07This is beautiful.
14:08Wow.
14:09Look at this.
14:10Hey, girl.
14:11This is beautiful.
14:12Isn't it amazing?
14:14Wow.
14:14Be careful.
14:15Be careful, baby girl.
14:16Where is she going now?
14:17Kiki, it's not an obstacle course.
14:18You could enjoy them slowly.
14:20She is beautiful.
14:21She's out of control.
14:22She's like running into every room.
14:23Kiki in the wild.
14:24We're supposed to be zen at the spa.
14:26This is not zen.
14:27Oh, I love it, I love it.
14:30Oh, I like this.
14:33Yay.
14:34Yay.
14:35My girls.
14:36The fans back together.
14:39Yay.
14:41Okay.
14:41Lift it off your shoulders.
14:43So happy.
14:44Oh, my God.
14:45How do you feel?
14:46It's like a...
14:46I feel so much better.
14:48It's like a heavy weight gone, right?
14:49Yeah, now I need a coffee.
14:50Yeah, I got cockies over here.
14:52Step right over to Marisol's bar, pips.
14:55It's beautiful.
14:56It's like a bride and groom walking in after the wedding.
15:01My heart is melting.
15:03I think I'll try the mud.
15:04Can you put it all over?
15:05I'm gonna try the mud.
15:06Relax.
15:06Well, I'm gonna go try the mud.
15:08Okay, try the mud, my friend.
15:10Thank you, Julia.
15:11This is better than morphine.
15:13Okay.
15:14Such a delicate little sip.
15:17Very good.
15:18I cannot believe I am massaging the most famous feet in America.
15:22Oh, my gosh.
15:23There's a guy who is a correctional officer in Minnesota.
15:26And he was like, oh, there was this fight in prison.
15:28I felt so bad that he had such a hard day at work, I started sending him like a whole
15:32video.
15:32Oh, not the toe squeeze.
15:34Oh, the toe squeeze.
15:36It's like little kittens licking my toes.
15:39She's doing the double hand job.
15:41She's literally like, I mean, Julia got talent.
15:47Oh, okay.
15:48Oh, my God.
15:49And I feel like I haven't had a spa day like this in so long.
15:52I just like to relax.
15:53And, you know, as you know, like I don't do all my surgeries and all that stuff.
15:57You know, we went to couples therapy.
16:02But we realized like in couples therapy that like I need my own individual therapy because...
16:07Oh, yeah.
16:07It's a lot.
16:08I went through a lot.
16:09I've gone through a lot.
16:10And it's not even just about the cancer, you know, PTSD and trauma.
16:14It's also about like, you know, stuff that's happened to me like an AD.
16:18He has issues in the past, like traumatic events that pop up all the time.
16:23I would highly encourage that you speak to your own therapist.
16:27Yes, I do.
16:29The switch positions.
16:30So how you want to lay down, right?
16:31I don't know if I decided it.
16:33I think Russell decided it for me.
16:34But yes, we decided I'm going to get solo therapy.
16:38Just me, myself and I.
16:41You should feel like it's confrontation.
16:43You should like it's a healing question.
16:45And maybe the answer is going to be what's going to really truly heal you.
16:50Go back to seeing you as a little girl.
16:53It's going to be hard to go back there.
16:54It is.
16:55It's very scary because the therapist is going to ask me questions that I wanted to avoid.
17:00And it's going to be a show.
17:02It's going to be a show because I don't talk about it to anybody.
17:04I don't talk about it.
17:05So I'm going to do it.
17:13Hi.
17:14Hello.
17:15Do you mind if I join you?
17:17No.
17:17Join, join.
17:19I can't believe we're the only ones that decided to do it.
17:21I guess we are somewhat alike.
17:23I think so too.
17:25I'm glad we get this time alone from the group and everyone's opinions.
17:29For whatever reason, is that where I was doing great and then like something happens.
17:32And in this case was the Sevilla trip.
17:35You really hurt me because I wasn't expecting that.
17:38Yeah.
17:39And I'm really glad that we're talking about this.
17:41What happened from my point of view is when I left that night at dinner, very upset,
17:46and I got in the car and the first thing I thought was, oh, I thought it would be Larsa
17:50that would be coming with me.
17:51But Alexia and Marisol came with me, like for sure they're my friends.
17:55I'm mortified and I apologize on behalf of my friends.
17:59It's a lot.
17:59It's a lot.
18:00It's a lot.
18:01It's horrible.
18:01You showed me with actions that you were going to be my safe space.
18:06I get up.
18:07I hear you're not coming.
18:09And I'm on the bus.
18:11Julia gets up and she says, they're not coming because you have too many rules.
18:16They feel you're going to leave them stranded.
18:18And to top it off, they think you're very bossy.
18:21Well, we do think you're bossy.
18:38I'm on the bus.
18:39Julia gets up and she says, they're not coming because you have too many rules.
18:44They feel you're going to leave them stranded.
18:46And to top it off, they think you're very bossy.
18:49Well, we do think you're bossy.
18:52I was really scared that we would go on the plane and that something would happen.
18:58Because if the thing is, we're good until we're not.
19:01That was kind of like my thing.
19:03And then Marisol had way more other things.
19:06But just so you know, I had lunch with Adriana that really bothered Marisol.
19:13Larsa introduced me to the group.
19:14However, I wanted to get to know the girls.
19:17I wanted to get to know Adriana myself.
19:20I'm sad that Marisol felt a certain way about me going to lunch with Adriana.
19:25Is there a problem with me getting along with somebody just because you don't get along with them?
19:30So I feel like maybe she's the one that has more of a problem with me.
19:35I thought it was you.
19:36Marisol and I, we know we're two different people.
19:39But just so you know, I'm the one that has the bigger mouth, so I'll say.
19:43But she always thinks like me, if not even more.
19:46I'm all about saying the truth.
19:48You know, whether it's my truth or it's somebody else's truth that I know.
19:51Guys, I'm a little nervous that Stephanie and Alex here are trapped in a soundproof room
19:55and we can't hear the yelling.
19:56Oh my God, they're together?
19:58It's making me nervous.
19:59Marisol is on a confrontation. We all know that. It's like no secret.
20:02But I believe that to move forward, you have to say the truth.
20:06I mean, there's nothing else to say.
20:08I woke up that day, Stephanie, and I wanted to go.
20:11And I was like, Marisol, please let's go.
20:13It's the ones you least expect.
20:15Uncle, I do not want to do this. I didn't feel good about myself.
20:18Because I don't like to hurt people and I'm sorry that I hurt you.
20:22I know I keep saying this and it's a positive, it's not a negative that you remind me of my
20:26sister.
20:26But at the same time, I feel like my sisters don't realize, they truly don't realize how much they've hurt
20:33me.
20:33And I don't, I'm like, does Alexia know she's hurting me unintentionally?
20:38I can relate to you about your hurt because I have the same situation with my sister.
20:44What?
20:44I have not talked to my sister.
20:46You have a sister?
20:49And you don't talk to her?
20:50I don't talk to my sisters?
20:51We started texting.
20:53Like, she reached out to me when Todd filed for divorce.
20:56But for two years, I didn't talk to my sister when my mom died.
21:02I don't talk to my sisters either.
21:05She hates me so much.
21:07My sister and I were two different people.
21:10Even though we were close, I found that I didn't want to tell her things because I was always being
21:14judged and criticized.
21:16And that's not what I was looking for.
21:18My mom was the glue.
21:20And I just want my sister to accept me for who I am.
21:24I know your pain because I know you love your sister just like I love my sister.
21:30I didn't know this about you.
21:33We're a lot.
21:34Yeah, I know we are.
21:35But God, it's so crazy.
21:36I never want to hurt my sisters and I never want to hurt you.
21:39I just need to work on my delivery.
21:42Same.
21:44But maybe we can help each other and fix it.
21:47In the meantime, you can be the sister that I don't talk to and I can be the sister you
21:51don't talk to.
22:12Did Lisa beat us here?
22:14I can't believe it.
22:16You beat us here?
22:16Guess who's the first one there?
22:19Me.
22:21I like this girly thing.
22:23You get to choose where you sit.
22:24See, you get there early and you're perks to this.
22:27Exactly.
22:30I set a timer for each thing that I do.
22:3230 minutes to do my makeup.
22:34I have someone do my hair.
22:35That usually takes an hour.
22:36To get dressed, to pick up the outfit, that's another 30 minutes.
22:39To put on my shoes, put my jewelry on, clean my jewelry off a little bit.
22:42That's another 20 minutes.
22:43I added that all up and now I know how long it takes me to get ready.
22:47Wow.
22:48Progress.
22:54Hello.
22:55Hello.
22:56Our red lady.
22:57You all look so stunning.
23:00Everyone looks terrific.
23:03Perfect.
23:04Oh, my God.
23:06Hi, guys.
23:09Hey.
23:10Gertie, can you see where you're going?
23:13I think Gertie missed the memo or the attire for the evening because she looks like she's going to a
23:19swingers party in Fort Lauderdale.
23:21Yes.
23:22Ladies, I just need your main courses.
23:24The fish is good.
23:25I'll do the fish.
23:28I'll do the fish.
23:30Okay, guys.
23:31When was the last time any of you got laid?
23:38Two days ago.
23:39But I know you want to know.
23:41Yeah, I want to know.
23:42I want to know.
23:43Oh, that was with who?
23:46Oh, .
23:47Wait, do you know something we don't know, Marisol?
23:49I only have one sexual partner.
23:54The last time we saw each other was probably Wednesday or Thursday night.
23:58Booty call.
23:59Booty call.
24:00It's not a booty call.
24:01Yeah, because he's my husband.
24:05Alexia had sex two days ago.
24:07So clearly our plan to get her thoughts away from Todd didn't work out so well.
24:13So it's not the walk of shame because he's my husband.
24:16I'm joking.
24:16I'm just joking.
24:18I love you.
24:19You know, I'm very sensitive.
24:20I'm sorry.
24:21I'm sorry.
24:22I didn't mean it like that.
24:23I didn't take it that way.
24:23It's coming from Lisa.
24:25So like, I'm like, hee hee.
24:27She says whatever she wants to say, it's playful.
24:29If I say it, Mighty Mouse is an asshole.
24:34Steph, I'm trying to hear what happened with you two.
24:37Oh, yeah.
24:38Tell us everything.
24:39It was so good.
24:40So did you guys argue at all or no?
24:42Zero arguing.
24:44What about you girls?
24:45Did you argue?
24:46No.
24:47Guys, I love this.
24:49Beautiful.
24:49Beautiful.
24:50I can't believe you pulled it together.
24:52We're actually getting along on this trip.
24:54I didn't know if you guys could do it.
24:55You really impressed me.
24:56I'm so happy.
24:57And to Mighty Mouse, our new addition.
25:00We love you, Mighty.
25:01Woo!
25:01Hey, Mighty.
25:03Marisol has two faces.
25:05And depending on which one you're facing,
25:07you get a different story.
25:09Cheers, Adriana.
25:10Cheers, to you, too, baby.
25:11Cheers, to you, too.
25:11Happy almost birthday, Ariana.
25:13Happy almost birthday.
25:14Love you, love you, love you.
25:17Love you, too, baby.
25:22Oh, yeah.
25:24Smile.
25:25Smile.
25:27Come on.
25:27Come on, .
25:28Who's .
25:30Happy birthday.
25:35Happy birthday.
25:36Happy birthday to you.
25:37Happy birthday, Linda Blonde.
25:42Happy birthday to you.
25:45The mic, the mic.
25:47The mic, girl.
25:53What does the cake say?
25:58Oh God.
26:02Who didn't pick up on the memo
26:04that she hates her birthday and she wants no part of it.
26:07And now we've got a whole numerical system
26:10happening on top of the fricking birthday cake.
26:12Why are we pouring, is it salt on a flame?
26:16Oh, okay.
26:20We need boys!
26:21Adriana!
26:23Oh God.
26:25We need boys!
26:31We need boys!
26:32We need boys!
26:35We need boys!
26:39I don't know who did this cake and why,
26:42because I hate this cake, but I still appreciate the fact
26:46that they put some effort into this.
26:48Thanks everybody!
26:51Guys, we're gonna go to the scarlet party.
26:54Let's do it!
26:57Let's do it!
27:01Let's go!
27:02Whoo!
27:04Whoo!
27:04Yes!
27:09Yes!
27:11Whoo!
27:14Who knew a cruise is what we needed?
27:17But, nautical step is ready to go back to normal step.
27:32Jackson!
27:34Help!
27:34I need diapers!
27:36Yeah!
27:37That's my man!
27:39Let's put diaper on him, because I don't want poop in the house.
27:45His hair grows so fast, which is such an amazing...
27:49And he has such beautiful colored hair.
27:51Look at that color.
27:52I know.
27:52It's so blonde.
27:53You have the best hair.
27:54It's the best hair.
27:55Mel!
27:56Stop playing with Logan's hair!
27:57Why?
27:58That's gross!
27:59It's on the floor.
28:00Disgusting.
28:01Come on, don't do that.
28:05Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
28:08Shamar's not picking up.
28:09What happened to Shamar?
28:11I don't know, Tati.
28:13Shamar's kissing a girl.
28:15Shamar's kissing a girl?
28:16How do you know?
28:24This is our childhood area right there, man.
28:27Wow.
28:30Are you nervous about this going or what?
28:34Well, yeah.
28:36I don't want to talk about my traumas.
28:38So am I looking forward and I'm going to skip over to this therapy session solo?
28:42Probably not.
28:43All right, well, wish me luck.
28:47But I think I've pushed this to the back burner too long.
28:51Bye.
28:53And it's time.
28:58Hello.
28:59How are you?
29:00I'm well.
29:01Hi, Tati.
29:02Come on in.
29:03Oh, my gosh.
29:04This is so cozy.
29:05I love this.
29:06I'm glad.
29:06I'm glad you feel comfortable.
29:08I already do.
29:09I feel like it feels like home a little bit.
29:10I love it.
29:11I should have done this a long time ago.
29:14But, you know, I guess it's never too late, right?
29:17Absolutely.
29:18Yeah.
29:18So why are we here?
29:20Oh, boy.
29:22We're here because I think it's been a lot of suppressed emotions that have inched back
29:30into my life, which I thought they were in the past and they were not.
29:35I didn't recognize it was trauma until, like, my husband, you know, started just pointing
29:40it out to me.
29:44How's your sleeping patterns?
29:46How's your appetite?
29:47Well, I can eat.
29:48A girl can eat.
29:49I definitely have no problems eating.
29:52I'm sleeping.
29:52I'm sleeping habits.
29:53So let's rewind the clock a little bit.
29:55I just beat cancer.
29:56I'm a year in cancer free.
29:59Congratulations.
30:02And yes, it was so empowering.
30:04It was amazing.
30:04Yes, girl, girl power.
30:05Okay.
30:06You know, but then again, it's like I wake up in the morning by myself in the mirror.
30:10I get to experience all this stuff that I didn't sign up for.
30:14Start from the beginning.
30:15What are your earliest memories of what you would consider to be traumatic for you?
30:23Well, it honestly started when me and my brother went to America.
30:31We were told we were going to stay with our family.
30:33I never met these people in my life.
30:35We're stuck in a place where it's like we know no one and we don't speak the language
30:38and we needed to wait for papers for us to be able to go to school.
30:41Sure.
30:43So we were in this house for three months.
30:47Mm-hmm.
30:48I can count on my fingers how many times I went outside pretty much.
30:50You were giving what you were giving and that's it.
30:52You're alone.
30:53You're, you know, just be quiet.
30:55Be good.
30:55You know, and it was just like, it felt like a prison pretty much.
31:01And I was like, what did we do wrong?
31:03Mm-hmm.
31:06Let's take a moment.
31:07Mm-hmm.
31:08Breathe.
31:08Let me breathe.
31:09Breathe in.
31:11Hold.
31:13Release.
31:16One more time. Breathe in.
31:19Hold.
31:20Release.
31:24Then, when we were able to go to school, my name, they call me Gertie now.
31:30I came to this country with my middle name as my first name, Elishiba.
31:34Oh, boy.
31:36So, I mean, third or fourth grade, third grade.
31:39Elisha.
31:39What, Elisha?
31:40So, that already, from the beginning.
31:42My name is Elisha.
31:43That was already, the icebreaker was making fun of my name.
31:47And then, you know, like, what are you doing dressing like that?
31:50And I've not, and I don't understand the words that are coming out of your mouth.
31:53I literally, I'm like.
31:54That bullying, I can imagine the magnitude of that impact.
31:59Because that's something, that's the core essence of who you are.
32:02Yeah, so then I switch it to Gertie.
32:04It's actually proven itself to be my brand, in a sense, for my work.
32:08This Gertify, you know, thing has come alive based on that.
32:11So, it's a great thing.
32:13But then again, it's also, it was just rough.
32:16How do you see these traumas showing up now?
32:21Okay, so.
32:30How do you see these traumas showing up now?
32:36Okay, so.
32:39I have a group of friends, of girlfriends.
32:42Something had happened recently where it made me feel very much bullied, isolated, abandoned, very hurt.
32:48Yeah.
32:49And that took me back, like, whoop.
32:52Good friends that I am.
32:53And I say, okay, I'm gonna go on the ship.
32:55I literally re-tap.
32:56Excuse me.
32:57Psychopath theory.
32:59Be quiet.
33:00I literally.
33:00Don't you tell this a psychopath.
33:02Okay, you're not a liar.
33:04You're a liar.
33:05I'll maybe react in like, oh, I don't need this, I don't need this person anyway.
33:11Or I don't need to be in that situation, whatever.
33:12But then it's still hurtful.
33:14Oftentimes, when we have unresolved trauma, many times we show up
33:18and we respond from a traumatic place.
33:20Because although you've created this brand, there's a part of you that has been buried.
33:27You gotta do the work and resolve all the things so that we start to make the connections
33:33as to why you do the things you do now.
33:36I'm scared of how much resentment I'm holding in.
33:44Because I'm scared that it may hurt the people who have affected that.
33:50You mentioned that concerning your parents.
33:52I have an 11-year-old son right now and I was nine.
33:55And I look at Liam's face.
33:56I'm like, how could I, how would I ever be able to drop him off anywhere?
34:05The way my relationship is with my parents, I have a resentment that I will never probably say to them
34:10because I just can't.
34:12I just can't.
34:16When you come back, we'll get you down that road.
34:28It's me, it's us.
34:31I know.
34:34Welcome.
34:35It smells so good.
34:36Thank you for cooking for us.
34:41Always a pleasure.
34:42How you doing, amigo?
34:43What can I get you to drink?
34:44Um, maybe some wine.
34:46A vino.
34:47A little white?
34:48Unvenido, unvenido.
34:49I'll have a little white.
34:50Okay.
34:50White, a white wine.
34:52It's cocktail hour.
34:53Woo!
34:55Hey.
34:55Don't you love it?
34:56We're so young at heart.
34:57Hey, hey.
34:58Narasol?
34:59Yeah.
35:00A little bit drunk, a little bit.
35:02Take it down a notch.
35:03Yes, thank you.
35:04Yeah.
35:05He doesn't know what he's talking about.
35:06I haven't had a drink all day.
35:08Frankie, please.
35:08You haven't had a drink since the boat party.
35:09I've been waiting for you guys.
35:10I'm not only a great bartender, I'm a great cruise director.
35:14I'm so happy.
35:16This cruise was awesome.
35:19Well, that looks good.
35:21Bon appetit.
35:22Beautiful.
35:22Bon appetit.
35:25I had a big lunch.
35:27I had a bunch of vegan cheese before you guys got here.
35:30It was delicious.
35:31How's your brother been?
35:32Peter.
35:34Excellent.
35:34Cool.
35:35Peter?
35:36Good.
35:37Have you talked to him about moving in a good direction with Todd?
35:41No, because this has happened so quickly between Todd and I,
35:43that we haven't talked about it.
35:45But, you know, he knows I talked with Todd.
35:47Okay, so he's aware.
35:48Yes.
35:49He's aware.
35:50And Peter is always very, like, reserved.
35:52He never has anything negative to say.
35:56He really doesn't have an opinion.
35:58You know, he really doesn't.
35:59He just says to himself.
36:02Yeah.
36:02Which is incredible.
36:04Yeah, but soon we'll be all going out together again.
36:07What do you mean, soon we'll be going out together again?
36:10I'm just saying.
36:11I'm hoping for that.
36:13Are you talking about with Todd?
36:15Mm-hmm.
36:15Todd.
36:16Maybe.
36:20Ow.
36:21Ow.
36:21Do you hear what she's saying?
36:22Do you hear what she's saying?
36:24Todd's listening.
36:25No problem.
36:25No problem.
36:27Listen, it's exciting, yet scary.
36:32That's how I felt, but then it felt so good.
36:34Right, but I don't feel that goodness you feel.
36:37Like, the good that you feel that's from the waist down,
36:40it's not what we're feeling.
36:42I only feel the other stuff.
36:44Yeah, she's ready for a double day, but, like, Steve,
36:47Steve's still like, wow.
36:49He doesn't like the way that he treated her.
36:52He was constantly picking on her
36:55and making her feel less than.
36:57That's a horrible situation again.
36:59Now we gotta, like, you know, like him again.
37:03I hurt for you, but my hurt isn't the same as your hurt.
37:05Well, luckily for me, I'm, like, past, you know,
37:09all that hurt, because it was very hurtful.
37:12It's painful, yeah, of course.
37:13It's painful, and I'm sure it was painful for him also.
37:16I just, yeah.
37:16Because when you love each other,
37:17it's hard to know the other person's, like, in pain,
37:20you know, and you're...
37:21Of course I want Marisol to support my decision
37:24to be with Todd and, you know, to spend time with Todd,
37:27but it's not up to her.
37:28So, you know, this is my relationship.
37:29At this point, it should only be between him and I,
37:31because we're really putting in the effort
37:34to make things work.
37:36What?
37:37He's literally texting me.
37:39Todd.
37:40He's like, stop talking about me.
37:43I'm telling you, there's a listening device there.
37:46I'm telling you, I'm gonna end up
37:47at the bottom of the Miami River.
37:49This isn't gonna end well for me.
37:52Okay.
38:03We have one hour to finalize the Christmas party.
38:07Let's do a quick run-through of everything
38:08that we're gonna do for the event.
38:10Ready?
38:10Okay.
38:11Let's go.
38:12Ready.
38:12So then we have Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus here.
38:15Yeah.
38:15All of this is Christmas trees.
38:17The toys for Tots is gonna be here.
38:21We're gonna have people at the bar.
38:23They're gonna be standing, sitting over there.
38:25It's gonna be roped off,
38:26where Adriana's concert is going to now lead.
38:29Hi!
38:29Hello!
38:30You look so great!
38:32And you look amazing as usual.
38:34So I'm hosting the Shoma Bazaar Holiday Party.
38:36I'm hosting a Christmas party for my new friends.
38:42And we're converting Shoma Bazaar
38:43into, like, a Santa's Wonderland.
38:45Every party that's a good party
38:47has great entertainment.
38:48So, of course, it just sounds like a great idea
38:51to have Adriana perform.
38:52Plus, I love supporting women,
38:54and I love supporting my friends,
38:56so I think this is just gonna be epic.
38:58I'm gonna give you a quick rundown
39:00of how it's gonna go.
39:01We would have this whole space be your concert.
39:04Yes, please.
39:05Piano's gonna be on the stage or off?
39:07Um, the piano?
39:08I was thinking it should be in front of the stage
39:10because we have a ten-people band.
39:12Ooh, yeah.
39:13Ten-people band.
39:14It's a full band, okay.
39:15And this is, like, the best musicians,
39:17because, you know,
39:17the people that work with Emilio Estefan,
39:19and they play for all the big names,
39:22like Luis Fonsec, Shakira.
39:23I love Luis Fonsec.
39:24The best musicians Miami has.
39:26I work so hard on my music.
39:28I've been writing songs, recording songs,
39:31rehearsing the piano.
39:33All right, we're gonna kill it.
39:34Do you want to have something to drink?
39:36Yeah.
39:36Yeah.
39:36I feel so grateful to Stephanie
39:38because she only has known me
39:40for a short period of time,
39:42but it has given me more
39:43than some of my friends
39:44that I've known for decades.
39:46When I got off that cruise,
39:47I had so much to do.
39:48Not only the concert,
39:49but also, you know,
39:51I'm curating an art show for Arbazo.
39:53That's so cool.
39:54We're gonna do this British artist
39:56that I'm working with.
39:57It's gonna be his first solo show here,
39:59so I'm very excited.
40:00Hearing you talk about the art
40:02and hearing you talk about the concert,
40:03it's like I'm actually seeing, like,
40:06happiness in your face.
40:07Yeah.
40:07Like, you're really smiling,
40:08but you haven't really been like that.
40:09Yeah.
40:09Like, on the cruise.
40:10I guess on the cruise,
40:11there was two things.
40:12First, I miss my boyfriend.
40:14He's been in Paris for now six weeks.
40:16And then because I am this creative artistic type,
40:20I'm very sensitive.
40:21When I see constant, you know,
40:23fighting and arguing and, like,
40:25discord around me,
40:26it starts to get to me.
40:27You know?
40:28And then I just feel overwhelmed
40:30by the feelings.
40:31And that's why I was a little miserable
40:33in that trip.
40:34Then I had a talk with Alexia,
40:35and she mentioned in the sauna,
40:39Marisol's really upset
40:40that you and I hit it off so well.
40:42So, you know,
40:43that you had had lunch with Adriana.
40:45It definitely bothered Marisol,
40:46telling the truth.
40:47And that's very immature, actually.
40:49That's a very high school,
40:51you know, sorority,
40:52you know, type of situation
40:54where, you know,
40:54we have our clique.
40:56And Alexia said,
40:57basically verbatim,
40:59Marisol's the one behind it.
41:00I'm just her mouthpiece.
41:01Oh!
41:02Well, I'm not surprised
41:04I've been saying this for a long time,
41:05but...
41:06What I've been saying for years,
41:08Marisol is the puppet master,
41:11but she needs a mouthpiece
41:12and a puppet.
41:13Is he single?
41:14Yeah.
41:15As far as I know,
41:15he told me.
41:16I heard he was very married.
41:19How do you know he's married?
41:21Alexia told me that.
41:22Right.
41:22Well, I heard.
41:23Because I couldn't...
41:23Who told you?
41:24One of my friends
41:25went to some doctor,
41:27and she's a very...
41:27It's Marisol.
41:29So it's Marisol.
41:30I don't lie.
41:30It's Marisol.
41:32Kudos to Stephanie.
41:33She can see through the bullshit.
41:36You know,
41:36you gotta understand,
41:37Marisol had a PR company.
41:39She knows how to influence people.
41:41So she uses all that knowledge that she has
41:44when it comes to that.
41:45That's a horrible way to use your knowledge.
41:47How mad are you
41:49that you didn't go on the plane to Marbella
41:52to Julia's big announcement
41:54when I had given her the seat next to me,
41:56but I know what I'm going up against now,
41:58and I have a message for you.
42:00The message is,
42:01if you're gonna come for me,
42:02you better hit a bullseye.
42:03Because when it's my turn,
42:05I don't miss.
42:06Happy holidays.
42:08Happy holidays.
42:12Next on,
42:13The Real Housewives of Miami.
42:15Isn't the three-month extension almost over?
42:17It's done January 1st.
42:18He's gonna bamboozle you.
42:20Bye.
42:20Yeah.
42:21I didn't want to hear about the cost of it,
42:24because it's tacky.
42:25And I don't like tacky.
42:27Hey, I need help.
42:29I just need to get out of you.
42:31Where is she?
42:32Why are you even like protecting her instead of me?
42:35And my best friend.
42:36Because it's so difficult to be around you.
42:37You're not fun anymore.
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