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The Real Housewives of Miami - Season 7 - Episode 08: Dueling Yachts
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00:05Previously on The Real Housewives of Miami.
00:08Tuesday, I'm having a party.
00:09It's a celebration of life.
00:13Hot, hot, hot.
00:14We had a party for him.
00:15We did?
00:16The Rick party wasn't for him.
00:17It was for all of you that are a bunch of narcissists.
00:21I'm glad we had the conversation with Goody.
00:23Thinks I'm moving forward.
00:24I feel like she's trying.
00:26We're going to need to teach her a little lesson.
00:27Hello, hello.
00:29Tonight, I feel that it is necessary to set the record straight
00:32by exposing the lies.
00:34Look behind!
00:35Oh, my God.
00:38.
00:40You want to go in there and kiss Goody's ass, and you do that.
00:43I am tired of you barking.
00:44Maybe this is your norm because you're married to a crazy guy.
00:47Leave my husband out of it.
00:49You thought I played dirty games?
00:50This is extra dirty.
00:52Today is my party, and I can do whatever I want.
01:02.
01:05Donny, come back.
01:06Martina, come.
01:07The nanny will watch the boys for a little bit.
01:09Look how beautiful the sun is.
01:11Look.
01:12I have you.
01:13We have each other.
01:14Yes, you do.
01:15Yes.
01:16We have the boys.
01:16We do.
01:17We have the girls.
01:18Right now, everything in my life and Martina's life is about the boys.
01:22I mean, I was told boys are more active, and they definitely are.
01:27Guys, no fighting.
01:30Oh, okay.
01:32Our house is definitely not quiet.
01:36Speaking of which, we need to put them to sleep tonight.
01:40I'm still upset about dirty and how she behaved yesterday at the event.
01:46Sounds like probably a good thing I didn't go.
01:48I would have been pretty upset.
01:49This is just so petty.
01:51It's so petty.
01:52And I left.
01:53And Adriana, she thought that it would be good for me to go back and try to hash it
01:58out with dirty.
01:59You showed the truth.
02:00Your truth.
02:01Ah.
02:01She's telling her truth.
02:03If you run, you look like you're wrong.
02:05Oh, I am not running, Adriana.
02:07I have nothing to say to dirty.
02:08There's no hushing out.
02:11After having time to think about why Adriana didn't follow me, I'm starting to think that
02:17there is some kind of resentment towards me because my friends are Marisol and Alexia,
02:24and that they like me.
02:25And I just closed my eyes, thought about her for a second, and I just walked back in because
02:31I just had one question to dirty.
02:33What was the point of you doing this?
02:36You promised.
02:36You said to me, Gertie, what I will do, you said Gertie, you're not listening.
02:41What are you here for?
02:42What are you here for?
02:42Go home.
02:43Girl, bye.
02:43No class.
02:44And come in with sneakers on.
02:46Cocktail chic, baby.
02:49Oh, I got my sneakers.
02:52Actually, I wore these sneakers.
02:54These are Chanel sneakers.
02:55They're Queen of sneakers.
02:56I wore them to the royal box.
02:58And they said no sneakers, but I'm like, but these are Chanel.
03:01Oh, okay.
03:02You can come in.
03:02They're okay with sneakers.
03:04But Gertie, whatever issues she could have with me, I apologize for the water.
03:09I'm very sorry for throwing the water at you.
03:12I have no excuse for it.
03:15I thought we were moving forward.
03:18Okay.
03:18Progress is made.
03:19Not so much.
03:20Not so much.
03:21It's a serious thing when people have cancer, they survive it.
03:25And we're celebrating the fact that they survived because 20 years ago it might have been a death sentence.
03:31Now you get to live?
03:32And this is what she does at the event?
03:35Thanks.
03:53Hey.
03:54Welcome to my soon-to-be humble abode.
03:58It's a full-on construction site.
04:02Oh.
04:03Oh.
04:03Oh.
04:04Wow.
04:05This door is serious.
04:06I know.
04:07It's like a castle.
04:08It is a castle, by the way.
04:10For a queen.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:11Can we stop the construction for two minutes?
04:14Señor.
04:15Podemos parar la máquina un segundito?
04:17Masud built this house with his ex-wife.
04:20After he got a divorce, Masud and I moved to a condo.
04:23Then Masud wanted to move back in the house shortly after his divorce.
04:27I'm going to show you the whole house.
04:28It's about 22,000 square feet.
04:31Oh, my gosh.
04:32The ceiling height's 40 feet high.
04:34I said, it's never going to happen unless you let me completely gut it.
04:40It's basically unrecognizable.
04:43And we agreed.
04:44I wanted to feel like the home was mine.
04:46I didn't want to feel like it was one wife out, one new wife in.
04:51Yeah.
04:51When I first went into Masud's house, it was not my style.
04:55It was so Persian.
04:57I honestly felt like there was a genie that was going to come out of the chimney.
05:01So this is going to be the master.
05:04I love it.
05:05Wait, Larsa, wait.
05:07Then you come to the grand closet.
05:10It's a little over 1,000 square feet.
05:13Is this just yours?
05:14Just mine.
05:15Oh, I love this.
05:16And this whole wall from here to over there is all Birkins.
05:21Oh, my gosh.
05:22Of course it is.
05:23I want a wine cellar.
05:25I want my own gym, a spa, a makeup room.
05:28I want staff quarters to have their own entrance so that they don't have to use my entrance.
05:32This is the whole backyard.
05:36We're going to be tanning naked.
05:39The cost of renovating this house could have easily just been the cost of purchasing a new home, but pay.
05:46He wanted this house and I wanted to be fully happy, so we had to do what we had to
05:51do.
05:52This right here used to be the pool.
05:54I wanted the pool over there.
05:56Masood, I want him that every corner he turns, he's not reminded of the past.
06:00I love it.
06:01The backyard is so peaceful.
06:02I'm going to have a housewarming party.
06:03We can invite all the girls.
06:05I would love it.
06:05Anybody that brings bad juju or fights, they're going to be escorted out.
06:08I mean, how crazy was the other night?
06:11It was, it was, it was too much.
06:14Well, I'm very opinionated.
06:15I have a lot to get off my chest.
06:16Wait, like what?
06:17Can I show you the rest of the house?
06:18Yeah, like what?
06:18What else do you have to get off your chest?
06:19I feel like you got it off your chest with Alexia.
06:22By the way, does she talk to everybody like that?
06:24You want to be neutral and you want to go in there and kiss Gertie's ass and you do that.
06:28I'm not kissing anyone's ass and you need to shut the up.
06:30He thinks you keep bringing up Todd.
06:32And I know it's a very sensitive subject for her because I did hear her say that.
06:36I was saying, you're beautiful.
06:37You have so much to bring.
06:38If God takes out the garbage, you don't go back diving for it.
06:41All she's done is try to belittle and put me down.
06:44And that's not right.
06:46I have yet to go to one good event with you guys, honestly.
06:49No, there's some good ones.
06:50No, what do you mean?
06:50The boat's going to be really good on Friday.
06:52Before Gertie's event, Kiki and I had already planned an overnight yacht excursion for all the girls.
06:57But we only booked one yacht.
06:59And then it all went to .
07:00I think we're going to need two boats.
07:02Can you call and see if you can get another boat?
07:04Simon?
07:05Hi, Kiki.
07:05There's nine of us.
07:06I have the 100 foot sun seeker.
07:08I can have that ready for you tomorrow.
07:10Perfect.
07:11I got it set up.
07:12Okay, good.
07:13I didn't want to cancel because Kiki and I had planned this for so long.
07:16And just because two of the birds are not happy, why does the whole flock have to suffer?
07:21So here we have Kiki and Larsa.
07:25So even though you guys are in a good place, I think you can keep Lisa.
07:29Just saying, you can have Lisa.
07:31I like Lisa.
07:31Sure.
07:32I think I should take Stephanie because I'm the closest to her and she's new.
07:35Okay.
07:36I wanted Alexia.
07:38If you want Stephanie and Alexia, that's calling for a disaster.
07:40I don't think they're in that bad of a place.
07:42Okay.
07:43So Julia for sure cannot be on my boat.
07:46I love Julia, but it's going to be crazy because I know you don't want Gertie.
07:50So that means, girl, I have to be here.
07:52Listen.
07:52Do you want Marisol?
07:53Marisol is okay with everyone on my boat.
07:56Mm-hmm.
07:57But then I think we should put Adriana here because you okay with Adriana.
08:01I'd rather you take her.
08:03Let me call Marisol.
08:04Just tell her.
08:05Hey.
08:05Hi.
08:06So we have two boats.
08:08There's not enough room on my boat, but Kiki has more rooms.
08:11And on my boat, it's going to be me, Lisa, Gertie, you, and Adriana.
08:17I don't like you guys.
08:18I do not enjoy being around Adriana.
08:21We're doing it overnight.
08:22She might come in my room and murder me in the middle of the night.
08:24Okay, we're going to work.
08:25Put you on my boat.
08:27Okay.
08:27I love y'all parties.
08:31I have bad track records with these events.
08:34And I think it's going to be entertaining.
08:36I think people that have issues are probably going to have a few drinks and then get it off their
08:40chest.
08:40Okay, I'm going to continue on with the tour.
08:43Okay.
08:43We only have another 10,000 square feet to go.
08:46Coming up.
08:47Go get plastic surgery on your bony knees because they need it.
09:09Coco, you're here.
09:11Hello.
09:13What up?
09:19You like it here, right?
09:21Yeah.
09:23I love that you're coming over more.
09:25We have this spot here on the beach.
09:27It's fun.
09:28After Todd filed for divorce, Frankie and I moved to a home in Venetian Islands.
09:33We rented this house month to month because honestly, I don't know where my life is right now.
09:38I don't know where I'm going.
09:39I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow.
09:40For now, I'm very happy here.
09:42It's important.
09:43You just got to keep yourself emotionally stable.
09:48You and Peter seem to avoid talking about Todd.
09:51Why?
09:51Yeah, we do.
09:53Want to shoot some pool?
09:54Yeah.
09:55You know, I don't like to involve my kids.
09:56You know, my kids have gone through so much.
09:59My pain is their pain.
10:01So, I think it's just easier not to talk about Todd.
10:03Take it easy.
10:04Don't look Frankie.
10:06Yeah, you're shot.
10:08Oh, you got it.
10:10You feel good, Francis?
10:11You feel better?
10:12Good.
10:13I think so.
10:14Good.
10:15Summix's gone down a little bit.
10:16You haven't let me eat.
10:17You look thinner already.
10:18He does.
10:19And finally, we have a diagnosis.
10:22Frankie has been vomiting profusely and ended up in the emergency room.
10:27They diagnosed him with diverticulitis.
10:30Basically, you have to control it with a diet.
10:31So, like, I need everybody's help.
10:34There's certain things that trigger it.
10:36Of course.
10:36You want to eat?
10:38What, talking about food got you hungry?
10:40Yeah.
10:41I don't know about you, but, like, when Frankie was in the hospital for those three days,
10:45all I can think about was-
10:46Well, you saw me when I walked in.
10:48It was-
10:49You started crying.
10:50You walked in and you were- you were crying.
10:52I'm crying.
10:53Yeah.
10:54And I saw you.
10:54I saw you.
10:55So, it took me back to that 11 years ago.
11:01God damn it.
11:02Always a problem.
11:03Don't cry, Peter.
11:04Ooh.
11:05The truth is, like, you've had it really hard.
11:07Mm-hmm.
11:07Not only for you, but then after when you were doing better, then your brother gets into
11:11the accident, you know, and then you leave to Paris and you're doing good.
11:14And then you come back and Herman dies.
11:16It's like, it was a lot.
11:21But now we're good.
11:22I don't want you to worry.
11:25Peter's life was so affected by his brother's accident because he always saw his brother,
11:30instead of being the little brother, as the older brother.
11:33Like, he looked up to Frankie.
11:35But now I see him, you know, more mature, you know, more, um, you know, at peace.
11:42Please.
11:43I know.
11:43Please, man.
11:44I know.
11:45For us, it's all our, because your brother and I, that's why.
11:48Yeah.
11:48Crying, sad.
11:49No, relax.
11:50Done.
11:51No more.
11:52Because, you know, he knows that one day, you know, I'm getting older and he will be responsible
11:57for his brother.
11:58When Herman passed away, I didn't put you as his guardian.
12:03I wouldn't have either.
12:05And it's a big responsibility.
12:07But he believes, like, I got this.
12:10Peter, how old are you, Peter?
12:12Thirty.
12:13Thirty-seven.
12:14Thirty-seven.
12:15No, that means I would be really, really old or I had him at 20.
12:19Thirty-two.
12:20Thirty-two.
12:21Thirty-two, looking brand new.
12:23I'm excited for you.
12:24I think that this is going to be a good year for you.
12:27Yeah.
12:42Hello.
12:42How are you?
12:43Welcome.
12:44Good.
12:58There she is.
13:00I love you.
13:02Oh, my God.
13:03Oh, my God.
13:04You look so freaking tiny.
13:05What the hell is going on?
13:06I'm trying.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:07Show me this bag.
13:08Girl, that bag is everything.
13:09That color is amazing.
13:10Girl.
13:10Fuck you.
13:11I don't know, but a moment for these two.
13:13That's what...
13:14Dead on arrival, huh?
13:15That is a good time.
13:18What is that?
13:19Don't tell me.
13:19No, no, no.
13:21There's a fire.
13:23Did you guys burn my Dior bag?
13:25My ostrich mask.
13:27Oh, my God.
13:29Baby G, the last time I saw her, literally, she was still in her preemie.
13:32She was like four pounds, like a little pure bones.
13:35No, now she's like 90th percentile weight.
13:37She's like a little pudsicle.
13:40Doesn't she look like my dad?
13:42Something about her really reminds me of him.
13:44That was a blessing in disguise, right?
13:46It was a year in October.
13:49Everything about that was like a nightmare.
13:51So, remember, she came, what was it, six or seven weeks early?
13:54She was in the NICU for 10 days.
13:56It was just...
13:57Then I had to leave the hospital.
13:58She stayed behind because she wasn't breathing well,
14:00and I felt guilty because I couldn't be there
14:01maybe because I hadn't seen Grayson for almost like a week.
14:04It was a s*** show.
14:05It was a s*** show.
14:05Nicole has gone through a lot.
14:07You know, I mean, the sudden passing of her father.
14:09I want to extend all of our condolences.
14:11Your father passed away quite unexpectedly.
14:15Very unexpectedly.
14:17It's very serendipitous, right?
14:18Yeah.
14:19God give it and God take it away.
14:21It's a full circle.
14:22And I know that she's still going through postpartum,
14:24this emotional rollercoaster.
14:26So, I just want to support her and let her take it easy.
14:29It's about her right now and her getting back to who she is.
14:32Cheers.
14:32I miss you.
14:33God, I love you.
14:34Because I'm trying to get her to get her groove back,
14:36just like I am trying to.
14:37Thank you so much.
14:38Thank you all.
14:39This is amazing. Wow.
14:40I'm excited to meet Stephanie.
14:41The fact that she actually dated a few years ago,
14:43what happened to me?
14:43Isn't that crazy?
14:45Wild. The world is this big.
14:46I know.
14:47Speaking of which...
14:48I feel like we would get along.
14:50Sure.
14:50We speak all the time, so hold on.
14:51You know, listen, there have to be some similarities
14:53if the same man liked us both.
14:55And let me tell you, Anthony's piggy as .
14:56But you know, she's petite, you petite.
14:59You got body, she got body.
15:00She got a plane, you got a plane.
15:01We like that.
15:02Bitch, yes.
15:03I love it.
15:03Yo, yo, yo.
15:05I want to do a quick hi and bye intro.
15:08Hi.
15:09Take it, take it.
15:10Oh my gosh, how are you?
15:11You know, I was blonde.
15:13But then I was like, it's so damaging.
15:14It's so much.
15:15I was going to go red, but isn't that a lot of work?
15:17Like to keep it red?
15:19I will die if you go red.
15:21We're going to be like 20.
15:22Oh no, definitely not now.
15:24Stay blocked.
15:25Nicole's fabulous.
15:26Clearly, we have to have some similar traits.
15:29When I dated Anthony 20 years ago,
15:31you could tell that he was going to go far in life.
15:34I mean, nobody's really comparing private jets around here.
15:37But I'm just saying, mine's kind of big.
15:42Her.
15:44Bye.
15:46That was cute.
15:48Sweet.
15:48It's funny because when I saw her hanging out with the group,
15:50my initial thought was like, ooh,
15:52I don't think she's going to get along with Alexia because,
15:54you know, there's like that alpha competition.
15:57And if you don't bend the knee, like she doesn't do well.
16:00And Stephanie doesn't strike me as a knee bender.
16:02Oh no.
16:02And the party that you were supposed to go to,
16:04I put the text message up.
16:05I redacted the names.
16:06It is necessary for me to set the record straight.
16:13Julia got embarrassed.
16:14And so they walked out.
16:16Stephanie wanted to go back in to hear what I had to say about what happened.
16:20They were like, oh, you're such a kiss ass.
16:22And you want to go in there and kiss Gertie's ass.
16:24And you do that.
16:25There are these blind alliances, right?
16:28And I don't understand that because if I'm someone's friend,
16:30I will hear your story and be like, you know what, Gertie, that was wrong.
16:33Like, you know what?
16:35Maybe you shouldn't have said that.
16:36And I told you after you made the comment about the facelift,
16:39you got a facelift while Martina was in New York getting chemo.
16:43I told you, I was like, oof, that was tough, girl.
16:45But you know what?
16:46I don't know that I would have gone there.
16:47That's what friends do.
16:48We're honest with each other.
16:49I tell you if I think you stepped out of line, but these girls, no.
16:52They're like horses with those things on.
16:53But they're blinders with, you know, when they want to be.
16:56Am I proud of the way that I acted at my party?
16:58Would I have done this as a first choice option?
17:00Of course not.
17:01The fact is that I tried every other way with everyone
17:03to try to get them to really listen to me.
17:06They pretended to, right?
17:08But there was already a predetermined notion of who's in the right
17:11and who's in the wrong.
17:13And that's the reason why I was pushed to where I went.
17:15I just don't understand what happened.
17:17We were all really good friends.
17:19Remember the day after your surgery, we picked up smoothies
17:21and Julia and I went to visit you.
17:23We sat in your bed.
17:25Friend voices are here.
17:27Julia brought this.
17:30I feel like there's been a big shift in Julia
17:34because I never even see Julia hanging out with Adriana anymore.
17:37We saw this over the summer.
17:39You and I were kind of like, what's going on there?
17:40Like, she's been really into Marisol and that's fine.
17:43But not at the day.
17:44You know what it gives?
17:45It's getting thirsty.
17:46You know, in middle school, that new girl that comes in
17:49that really doesn't have any friends.
17:50So she kind of makes up friends with whoever.
17:53And then they become like friends.
17:55But then all of a sudden she discovers the cool people
17:57or what she thinks is like the cool people.
17:58The big me girl?
17:59That's what I call her.
18:00And she like, leaves the other friends.
18:01Yeah.
18:01When would it take for you to come back to our group?
18:27Oh my God.
18:29Such a beautiful day.
18:30I cannot wait.
18:31Hi.
18:33I'm Kiki.
18:33It's nice to meet you.
18:34Very nice to meet you.
18:35You're so pretty.
18:36Oh, thank you, babe.
18:36Girl, I am.
18:39Oh my goodness.
18:41For someone who loves yacht life, I don't know how to swim.
18:48Hello.
18:48Guys, my dress is kind of long.
18:50Hey, guys.
18:51There you go.
18:51Welcome aboard.
18:52Hi.
18:52How are you?
18:53Nice to meet you guys.
18:54So this is our Astonish, our 94 foot San Lorenzo.
18:57I love it.
18:58It's beautiful.
18:59When you think of Miami yacht, you think of luxury, the lifestyle.
19:10And this is the master where all the magic happens.
19:13This is where I'm going to be humping myself.
19:14I'm just kidding.
19:15Being on a yacht is super fun because you don't have to do anything.
19:19There's crew, jet skis, and champagne at all times.
19:23Hello.
19:25This one's very heavy.
19:27It has my mixers.
19:30Hello.
19:33Is that Ebony?
19:34Yeah.
19:37Ebony, I've known for years and years and years.
19:39And also, she knows Kiki.
19:41She knows Gertie.
19:42Oh my God.
19:44And she's just been a great friend.
19:47She always has my back.
19:48Hello, Adriana.
19:50Woo!
19:50Hi, girls.
19:54Hi.
19:55Hi.
19:56Hi.
19:57Welcome home.
19:58I know.
19:59Welcome home.
20:00I know it's going to be a fun, great weekend.
20:03I'm so excited.
20:05I totally need this.
20:07Hi.
20:08Hi.
20:08No hard feelings, but I'd probably rather not be on the boat with Stephanie.
20:13Hi.
20:14Hey.
20:14Hey.
20:15Hey.
20:15Hey.
20:16The loud one.
20:17I don't know.
20:18Is it too soon to throw someone underboard?
20:21Overboard, not underboard.
20:25How's it going?
20:26We're just over there.
20:27Cocktails.
20:27We just found out you're not staying with us.
20:29No.
20:30Why?
20:31I'm going to go on a little quick trip to Canada with my hubby.
20:36That's nice.
20:37What's in Canada, though?
20:38Why did you-
20:38We have a home there.
20:39We love it.
20:39He sent me these flowers with a note before Larsa told me about-
20:42He does that?
20:43Yeah.
20:45It's always that we can go at rest.
20:47We're here dancing.
20:48She can go have some fun with Masood.
20:50You know, I think that that's what she should do.
20:52Yeah.
20:53At one point, we're going to tie both of the yacht together.
20:56And then Gertie will drain us on Larsa's yacht for dinner.
21:00Yeah.
21:00But it's unfortunate that we had to split the group.
21:03Larsa and I, we were actually fighting on who gets on whose yacht.
21:07But Marisol said she didn't want to be on the same yacht with you.
21:11Me?
21:12It would be a nightmare.
21:14Why?
21:14So she decided she would rather split room with Alexia on the other yacht.
21:19I felt we were good.
21:20No, I don't want to be on Kiki's boat with Adriana there.
21:23I would have to look at the face, get the digs, the comments.
21:26I want to have a good time.
21:27Totally.
21:28I mean, I totally understand Marisol because if I would be put on Kiki's boat with Gertie there,
21:32I would have said, I'm sorry guys.
21:33How sick was that?
21:34That was awful.
21:35I'm sorry.
21:36I was waiting for the bucket of blood to fall.
21:38But it was like a horror movie.
21:39So wait, Gertie is coming later.
21:41I'm not looking for joint dinner tonight with everybody.
21:44So how long are we going to be here?
21:46We're going to be-
21:46We're ready to go, I guess.
21:47Oh, we're ready to go?
21:49Yeah.
21:49Yeah.
21:50No, no, no.
21:50I have a little boat that's coming to bring it back.
21:53Oh, okay.
21:53Yeah, yeah.
21:54Know what the problem with Marisol?
21:56She has no empathy with her dry bony, shriveled up, dry ass.
22:02Hi, Daddy.
22:04You want to come aboard?
22:05You are so hot.
22:06There's a party here tonight.
22:08A party for three.
22:09Au revoir.
22:17Cheers, guys.
22:19Hopefully we make good memories.
22:22Is that the mean girl's boat?
22:24Is that the mean girl's boat?
22:24Is that the mean girl's boat?
22:24Is that the problem with Marisol?
22:25She has zero talents.
22:27Zero.
22:28Zero.
22:29Talents.
22:30We need to take this.
22:31I'm sorry.
22:32It's the truth.
22:34Does this have a stabilizer?
22:36Of course it has a stabilizer.
22:37Well, this is not very stabilized.
22:45You know, sometimes they try to rape you.
22:47I heard about that.
22:49Yeah.
22:49Dolphin rape.
22:50It's a serious thing.
22:55I'm drunk already.
22:56I better eat.
22:57But Marisol, the ringleader, with her damn dry knees, does not allow people to make their
23:03own penis.
23:03Maybe it was a bad idea to tell Adriana why Marisol didn't want to come on my yacht.
23:09She's manipulative and she's cunning.
23:11The fake Birkin bags and the cubic zirconia rings would not absolve you from the evilness
23:19of your soul.
23:24This is so pretty.
23:26Oh, my God.
23:27Oh, my God.
23:27I love this.
23:29I think we're next to the girls.
23:32And more champagne.
23:33Are you guys cool now?
23:35Oh, my God.
23:36We've always been cool.
23:37We've always been cool.
23:38But I don't like that you said that I bark.
23:40You did.
23:41Because I still don't.
23:41You do.
23:42Well, so do you.
23:43And you're like a chihuahua.
23:44But you barked at me.
23:45You barked at me first.
23:46I'm like a Rottweiler.
23:47Really?
23:47Yeah.
23:50I'm more like a wolf.
23:52I'm more like a lion.
23:53Well, the wolves don't bark.
23:55Hello.
23:56Hey.
23:58Steph.
23:59You all look so cute.
24:01You look so cute.
24:03You look so cute.
24:03You look like a pinna.
24:04So cute.
24:04She does.
24:05She looks like a pinna.
24:06What up, bitches?
24:08Hi, please.
24:10Thank God I'm not on that boat.
24:12Stephanie, you're in the wrong boat.
24:14Okay, loco.
24:16We came to have fun.
24:17Cheers.
24:18Cheers.
24:18It's okay.
24:19Did you get it?
24:21You're the one that induces the craziness.
24:24You see?
24:24She doesn't stop.
24:25She doesn't stop.
24:27That's why I'm not on that boat.
24:29I know.
24:29I hurt.
24:31I hurt.
24:31I hurt.
24:32I hurt.
24:33I hurt.
24:34I hurt.
24:35You don't know how to be nice.
24:36Wait, we're not even.
24:37You don't know how to stop manipulating everybody.
24:40Oh my God.
24:50You're the one that induces the craziness.
24:53You see?
24:53She doesn't stop.
24:54She doesn't stop.
24:56That's why I'm not on that boat.
24:58I know.
24:58Because you're hurt.
25:00You never shut up.
25:01You never shut up.
25:03You don't know how to be nice, man.
25:04You don't know how to be nice.
25:06Wait, we're not even going to stop manipulating everybody.
25:09off your old whore.
25:14I don't know what got into Adriana.
25:16Adriana is a not fun drunk.
25:19Not like Marisol.
25:20Adriana just turns nasty.
25:22Someone needs to give her a biscuit or something to sober her up.
25:26Drinking is actually poison.
25:28It is.
25:28It's poison.
25:29That's why I stopped drinking except for today.
25:35Stephanie, your tender's ready whenever you are.
25:37Vamos para acá.
25:37Let's get a little shade over here.
25:39They lured my best friend in there because she's trying to be with the cool girls.
25:50One day she's going to realize they're not cool girls.
25:54They're like mean cougars.
25:57Before I go, I just want to say that I truly hope that you guys have a great time and
26:02there's no arguing for once.
26:04Look at your bony knees because they need it.
26:07Your wrinkled knees.
26:11This bony ass got three husbands.
26:14She can help herself.
26:16She sees me and something sets her off.
26:18She was an asshole on the bus to the narcissist party and she kept snapping at me.
26:23And you go under the belly and you do your little thing under the belly.
26:26But it feels good when I rub under the belly.
26:29But that's not how I roll.
26:30I go right in your face and I talk to you.
26:32Okay.
26:33All right.
26:33She's an asshole.
26:34That's my answer about Adriana every time.
26:37Take it to the bank.
26:39Bye.
26:40Bye.
26:41Oh, take me to my husband.
26:43Take me to my husband.
26:45Ladies.
26:46We have the jet skis prepared for you.
26:47Ready for the jet ski?
26:49Yeah.
26:53Larsa's butt.
26:58That's why I like helping.
26:59I've touched it.
27:00I've squeezed it.
27:01And I've gone back for seconds and thirds because it's so delicious and fluffy.
27:05Alexa, you're getting on with me.
27:06Yeah.
27:07I'll get on with him.
27:08And there's no cellulite.
27:10That thing is perfection.
27:13No wonder she gets all those hot boys.
27:16Woo!
27:19It's like we're James Bond.
27:22Ah!
27:27Okay.
27:28Let's go James Bond style.
27:31Phew.
27:39Wow.
27:42What are we doing?
27:43We're shooting those out of girls.
27:45Oh, I'm ready.
27:46We're going to bring them .
27:49We're really good drivers, Alexia.
27:51We did pretty good.
27:52We did pretty good.
27:53Permission to come aboard.
27:55Do not tell anybody that we're coming.
27:57Do not say anyone that we're going that way.
27:59Okay, that's what it's going to tell us.
28:00What would your Bond girl name be?
28:03A Bond girl name is usually like a foreign name, right?
28:06Pussy Galore.
28:07What?
28:08That's a stripper name.
28:10You can call me Sasha Succulent,
28:13because the name sound like she do suck.
28:17Lisa Nockstein knocking the man with one glance.
28:34Piki, you're making me wet.
28:36Stop making you wet.
28:39That's Adriana.
28:40Torturing me.
28:41Stop it.
28:41It's not funny.
28:42God.
28:44Good job.
28:45Piece of .
28:47Varsal is just like the wicked witch,
28:49that the minute you spray with water, she starts melting.
28:53And clearly, I'm Glinda, the good witch.
28:56No doubts about it.
28:58Have a sense of humor.
29:00How is this?
29:01I'm going to just stop.
29:03We were just trying to lighten the mood, you know.
29:05Yeah.
29:06Is it funny?
29:07It's funny from some people, not others.
29:09Why?
29:09Because you have like a vendetta against me.
29:12So whatever I do is never funny to you.
29:13Can we have drinks first, please?
29:15Yeah, we're being so bored.
29:16Okay.
29:17Oh, oh, oh, oh.
29:19I used to be really good at that game of the carnival.
29:22Adriana's ready.
29:23Open your mouth.
29:24Oh my God.
29:25She's, oh my.
29:27Cut.
29:28Cut.
29:29No more drinks for her.
29:32Listen, now I know how she pays her mortgage.
29:38What happened to Stephanie?
29:39She wanted Canada, actually.
29:43I know.
29:44What a dream.
29:45I would have chose Canada too.
29:46Well, you guys, it's 4.30.
29:48We have an hour, but we're going to come back here for dinner.
29:50So we have an hour if you guys want to change.
29:52I'm going inside.
29:53Okay, that's perfect.
29:55Perfect.
29:57Oh my God, it's so much sun.
30:00Shade break.
30:02Why are we so apart from each other?
30:06Oh yeah.
30:08Good question.
30:09Out of curiosity.
30:11Yes.
30:12Why did the other night at Gertie's event, you did not go back with me and stay behind?
30:22I'm going to go.
30:23I'm going to try to talk to her.
30:24I know.
30:25I don't want to talk to her.
30:26That was disgusting.
30:27I just don't understand.
30:28What was this?
30:30Because somebody, somebody needs to mediate.
30:33What Gertie did was wrong.
30:35It was wrong.
30:36I'm not condoning it.
30:38Who is going to be back to bring some kind of sense between the two of your life?
30:42Why do you have to bring back?
30:43Gertie has to do it herself.
30:44Why did you talk to Alex and Marcel when they call me a liar in New York?
30:48Because you were friends for years, Adriana.
30:50And you sat there and did nothing in my response.
30:53In my defense.
30:53You were friends for years.
30:54I needed to listen to the point of view.
30:56I needed to understand where they're coming from.
30:59That was the same thing I did, baby.
31:00And it was the same thing I was doing.
31:03Julia started this when the whole water throwing happened.
31:09Gertie planned this whole event.
31:11How perverted and deranged.
31:12To me, putting receipts on a wall is more benign than throwing a glass of water on somebody's face.
31:20But God forbid Julia gets called out about anything.
31:23But what now?
31:24From now on, what?
31:25Gertie's coming in a few hours.
31:27You know how she is.
31:28She probably will throw some pics at me.
31:31Will you hold her accountable?
31:50Oh, my God.
31:51It looks like a vagina.
31:52Oh, my God.
31:53Seriously.
31:55I'm sorry.
31:55It kind of does.
32:02Hello.
32:03Magic!
32:04Oh, you got the glitter, Simon.
32:09The food is so good.
32:09Kiki, the food is so amazing.
32:11Good evening.
32:12Good evening.
32:12Good evening.
32:13Hi.
32:13Sorry.
32:14Good evening.
32:14Good evening.
32:15Good evening.
32:16The food is so good, Kiki.
32:17I picked a chef.
32:19Thank you so much.
32:20It shows.
32:21This is my favorite meal right here.
32:22Legume.
32:24It's a stew.
32:25It's so good.
32:26I wanted to handpick every single dish
32:28so you girls can have a little piece,
32:30a little taste of Haiti,
32:31which is part of our culture.
32:33A little taste of you?
32:33Mm-hmm.
32:36Gertie's here.
32:37I'm so happy that she's...
32:43You're not a liar.
32:44I'll give you that.
32:45I know.
32:47Mm-hmm.
32:49This is silly.
32:51We're on a yacht.
32:54Everyone needs to lighten up.
32:55Mm-hmm.
32:56I think somebody has to do something.
32:58You guys, I think we should do a little exercise.
33:02We should go around,
33:03and we should say positive things
33:06that we like about each other.
33:08Okay.
33:08Adriana and Marisol.
33:11Yeah, I got it.
33:13Um, I like her fashion sense,
33:16and I like that she's loyal to Alexia,
33:18like nobody's business.
33:19Yes.
33:20Okay.
33:21Good things, Marisol.
33:23Yes.
33:23I'm gonna try here.
33:26Um...
33:27She's gonna gag.
33:28No, I'm trying.
33:29I'm really, like, uh...
33:30Your ex-boyfriend...
33:31He hit me up and said,
33:32I'd like to take you out to dinner.
33:34I'm no longer afraid of your poison.
33:39Go get plastic surgery on your bony, wrinkled knees.
33:46Um, I think it's really cool that you play the piano.
33:50I wish I could play the piano.
33:53Yeah, nice and funny.
33:54That's really nice.
33:55Proud of you both.
33:57Okay, who else?
33:58Come on.
33:59I would love to hear Gertia and Julia.
34:04You guys had some issues.
34:05Let's...
34:05Let's forget about those for now.
34:08And what do you admire about Julia?
34:11You have a compassionate heart.
34:13Um, and it shows in everything that you do
34:15from embracing of these two new children in your life
34:17and making them your own
34:18and giving them the most amazing future.
34:19I like it.
34:21I love it, yeah.
34:23You know how to throw fabulous parties.
34:26Well, I also appreciate how you honestly share your emotions
34:29and without any...
34:34Um...
34:36I cannot hide my emotions.
34:38I'm, like, the worst actress in the world.
34:44But I thought after we saw each other
34:46and we had that conversation,
34:48how we will move forward.
34:49We share the same desire to move forward.
34:53You know what?
34:53If somebody in our group will ask me,
34:57how did it go?
34:59It's between you and I.
35:01I honestly thought we did move forward
35:02and I got hurt again.
35:04When somebody calls you horrible names...
35:07Oh.
35:07...and it's gonna stick in your head
35:08but you want to move past it,
35:10how do you forget it?
35:11I asked Daniel that question
35:13because he was there to help us.
35:15It was a perspective that you had
35:17that I took a different way
35:19and I just felt that I had to react in such a manner
35:24that I may not have been, you know, amicable towards you.
35:28I have a question for you.
35:29Like, why did you do that at your event?
35:32Nobody here thinks what you did was okay.
35:34Nobody thinks it.
35:35It was really...
35:35Nobody thinks it.
35:36No, no, no.
35:36And I'm not here to take accountability and counsel
35:38about who thinks what, right?
35:39No, but do you care about what...
35:40Right?
35:40But do you care about what...
35:41How is it affecting you is my question.
35:44I'm not saying sorry for it.
35:46This feeling has happened to me before, of course.
35:49I mean, listen, I was this tall, age nine.
35:51They made fun of my name and I was isolated
35:54to an area where the kids who didn't speak English went.
35:59Definitely affecting how I get triggered.
36:01The way I came to this country, you know,
36:03there's a sense of isolation and abandonment.
36:07But you know what?
36:08I am not interested in kissing anyone's ass.
36:11I am a lonely lioness, not a following sheep.
36:14It was a reaction to what I felt was a betrayal again.
36:17Well, that's the only thing.
36:18Who do I owe an apology to?
36:19I did it and that's what it is.
36:21You walked out like it was a dick pic.
36:22It was like, oh my God, a dick pic!
36:24I'd rather a dick pic any day.
36:26She could have done a whole collage of dick pics
36:29and I wouldn't have been offended.
36:30I don't even know how she's making a comparison
36:32with a dick pic versus the humiliation text
36:37that she put for Julia.
36:39This is not healthy.
36:40I didn't have a chance to at all,
36:42for all these months leading up to me
36:44being back in the group to express myself.
36:45You included all of us when you did it in front of all of us.
36:49She also assaulted and screeched on the top of her lungs
36:52at your wedding.
36:54Somebody open this wine.
36:59I needed somebody to open the wine.
37:01Where are you, Adriana?
37:02At the bar.
37:03It's a bigger priority for Adriana right now
37:05to open a bottle of wine then defend me.
37:08I understand your friendship with her
37:09and it's remarkable that you really run deep with her.
37:12It's fine.
37:13You won't listen to my side of the story.
37:15It's not like that.
37:15Did you read the text message?
37:16Girl, you were very fair.
37:18We were very fair.
37:18Did you read it?
37:19No, because this is the thing.
37:20No, of course not.
37:21That's my story.
37:22Did you even read the text?
37:24No, I still have no idea what this text was about.
37:27Would you like to read them?
37:28There's 500 messages, okay.
37:31Hi babe, you good?
37:32A lot of babes in here.
37:33Babe, babe, babe.
37:34Like I don't see anything that says bitch.
37:37I don't feel like these text messages should be released to strangers
37:41because I know both these parties and I don't care.
37:44But that was like a sabotage booby trap.
37:47That's really nasty and calculated.
37:49Sorry.
37:50We're all trying to be friends and support each other
37:52and love each other.
37:53How is that deterring from anything between you and me?
37:55Because the way that you did doesn't feel like you care about any of us.
37:57You could do the same thing to me and Gertie.
37:59But she could throw water at you too.
38:00So what about it?
38:02I don't know.
38:02That was never cool.
38:04We never said it was cool.
38:05So the question is, I guess, do you want to have a private conversation?
38:08Because if you need time to move forward about something that you're stuck on,
38:12then we need to deliberate more.
38:14Absolutely, yes.
38:14We should have a conversation in private.
38:17Yes, I think now the feelings are too raw.
38:20I think we should just give it some time and then absolutely have a conversation.
38:24Like two adults who are trying to move forward.
38:26Absolutely.
38:56It's here.
39:01Ready?
39:02Yeah.
39:02Are you here?
39:03Hey.
39:04I hope you slept good.
39:05Oh, my God.
39:06I did, actually.
39:07Let's go upstairs.
39:08I want some coffee.
39:09I want OJ.
39:09I need drinks, yeah.
39:10Where's Adriana?
39:15Do you remember?
39:18You had a few drinks.
39:20All I had was one.
39:24One ball of champagne.
39:31I'm not feeling so proud after that drunken escapade in the yacht.
39:36And I feel like I could have not let the alcohol speak.
39:39I'm hoping for a better outcome of a next day.
39:56Should I call Stephanie?
39:57Yeah.
40:00I bet the weather's delicious in Canada.
40:03Nice, cool weather.
40:04Oh, I don't want cool.
40:04Where is she coming back?
40:05I like cold weather.
40:07Good morning.
40:09What are you doing?
40:10We are just about to have coffee and breakfast.
40:14Say hi.
40:14Good morning.
40:16When are you back?
40:17I'll be back in a couple hours.
40:18Oh, okay.
40:19It was date night in another country.
40:20It was very quick.
40:21Oh, so cute.
40:22I missed you guys.
40:23Did you guys have fun?
40:25Uh...
40:26Yeah, it was great.
40:26We had so much fun.
40:28Yeah.
40:28Julia, get it.
40:29Oh, here.
40:29All right.
40:30Don't ask me twice.
40:36I need a fresh cock.
40:38What about you?
40:38Look without you.
40:39You're not going to find anything.
40:40No.
40:41The kind I make with questions.
40:43Well, hold on.
40:43Where was the Rottweiler?
40:45Did she, like, bark?
40:46Oh.
40:46That's you, bro.
40:47You, Stephanie.
40:49Wait.
40:50You told me yesterday.
40:51I was a chihuahua and you were the Rottweiler.
40:53You're like a chihuahua.
40:54But you barked at me first.
40:56I'm like a Rottweiler.
40:57Really?
40:58Yeah.
40:58That's nice.
41:00Right.
41:00Well, I have a name.
41:01My name's Alexia.
41:02It is way too early in the morning for Alexia to be this upset.
41:06It was a joke.
41:07I'm going to answer the phone with Kiki.
41:09Obviously, I'm joking too.
41:11Okay.
41:11Okay.
41:12We had a late night, clearly.
41:14We had a late night.
41:15She is a Rottweiler.
41:17That's what she called herself.
41:18I didn't come up with that nickname.
41:19She came up with the nickname herself.
41:21Does she have amnesia?
41:23How about you?
41:23She called herself a Rottweiler.
41:25I was just going with it.
41:26Oh, okay.
41:27Yeah.
41:27Super funny, Stephanie.
41:29Super funny.
41:29We need coffee.
41:30I'll call you in a little bit.
41:31Love you.
41:32Bye.
41:32Okay.
41:33Love you.
41:33Bye.
41:35Okay.
41:35What the was that?
41:36I didn't even know what she was talking about.
41:38I was like, who's the Rottweiler?
41:39Don't with me.
41:39Cause I'm not, I mean, just, we said that playful and she knows it.
41:42And now she's going to call me a Rottweiler.
41:44I'm like, no, you can't call me a Rottweiler.
41:46Like, aren't you happy?
41:47Aren't you Montreal in your jet with your perfect husband and your perfect life?
41:52Why do you have to be so mean?
41:54Stephanie was totally joking.
41:56I just feel like people in this group were just jealous.
41:58I'm already bothered about this, girl.
42:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:01Bitch, you.
42:01Like, honestly.
42:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:03Okay.
42:04I'm going to get my stuff, you guys.
42:05I'm out of here.
42:06Next time on the Real Housewives of Miami.
42:08You try really hard to be like, I'm the queen.
42:11You're the chihuahua.
42:12But you're coming into the group trying to like bring down the queen.
42:16Cause you think I'm the queen.
42:17The people who are around me the most right now are not that supportive.
42:22Marisol had an idea.
42:24We take a girls trip to Seville.
42:27Would you like to come?
42:28Yes.
42:29That was a direct yes.
42:30I'm going to take my airplane, but I want to know who else did you invite?
42:34I felt cornered.
42:35No one believes me.
42:36They fighting?
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